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ICOPS<br />
POLICE<br />
BULLETIN<br />
<strong>Of</strong>ficial Union Publication June 2007<br />
<strong>ICOPs</strong> Welcomes Members from<br />
Belleville, Granite City and Centreville<br />
It’s an old story, but a new one too. Southwestern <strong>Illinois</strong><br />
College (SWIC) hasn’t jumped at the chance to commission<br />
their campus public safety officers as police officers.<br />
The college has about 25,000 students, and more than 2,500<br />
employees. The primary campuses of SWIC are located in<br />
Belleville and Granite City.<br />
In December, the <strong>Illinois</strong> Educational Labor Relations Board<br />
conducted an on-site union election, which resulted in a<br />
unanimous vote for <strong>ICOPs</strong> to represent the college’s 39<br />
public safety officers and dispatchers. The <strong>ICOPs</strong> chapter<br />
officers are: Christie Stennett, president; Bryan Whitaker,<br />
vice-president; Marc Ellington, campus representative;<br />
and Jason Waters, campus representative.<br />
At this point in time, <strong>ICOPs</strong> is servicing the members’ old<br />
contract, which expired in October 2006. Negotiations for<br />
a new contract are just beginning, and Stennett hopes the<br />
contract negotiations are completed this year.<br />
What do the new <strong>ICOPs</strong> members want? They want a fair<br />
and equitable contract with wages that are comparable to the<br />
surrounding municipalities and to other community colleges.<br />
They haven’t had a pay raise since October of 2005. Equally<br />
important, they want to be commissioned as police officers,<br />
something the college has opposed. <strong>ICOPs</strong> filed a grievance<br />
in February on this issue.<br />
“According to the law, because we’re conservators of the<br />
peace, we should be police officers,” Stennett says. The<br />
unarmed public safety officers can make arrests, but the<br />
county police must transport those arrested to the county jail.<br />
Stennett says if they were police officers, it would create a<br />
safer campus and would lessen the liability for the college.<br />
The SWIC public safety officers and dispatchers were previously<br />
members of the <strong>Illinois</strong> Federation of Teachers. The<br />
main reasons they changed unions, according to Stennett, is<br />
that it made sense for them to be connected to a law enforcement<br />
union, and there was a conflict of interest if it was<br />
necessary to take action against an IFT member. She says<br />
they had heard about <strong>ICOPs</strong>, checked out our website and<br />
got in touch. Stennett has since found that <strong>ICOPs</strong> “always<br />
makes time to talk to me and has been very dependable.”<br />
The union is “open and honest about what to expect and<br />
what not expect,” she adds.<br />
“On campus, we are very proactive, which is why we have<br />
slow days,” Stennett states. But crime has increased, especially<br />
drug use, property crimes, alcohol and weapons violations,<br />
and gang activity. In addition, Metrolink passes through the<br />
campus from St. Louis and there are more vagrants.<br />
Ironically, the campus public safety officers have received<br />
extended police training, in part because one of the three<br />
police academies in <strong>Illinois</strong> is located at the Belleville campus.<br />
Almost all the public safety officers have a college degree;<br />
many of them have bachelor’s and master’s degrees in law<br />
enforcement.<br />
All are certified, state-licensed first responders, and fully<br />
trained. According to Stennett, “We’re counselors, trained in<br />
crisis intervention and to deal with mental illnesses. A couple<br />
of us teach management of aggressive behavior for college<br />
faculty and staff, and rape aggression defense classes for<br />
women, as well as CPR. We also participate in the college<br />
speaker’s bureau for the community on such issues as DUI<br />
and stranger danger.”<br />
In addition to serving<br />
as a corporal in the<br />
public safety department<br />
at SWIC and<br />
as <strong>ICOPs</strong> chapter<br />
president, Christie<br />
Stennett has plenty<br />
on her plate. She is<br />
the mother of three<br />
girls, a 12-year-old<br />
and twin 5-year-olds,<br />
and is working on<br />
a bachelor’s degree<br />
in Administrative<br />
Justice Management.<br />
Continues on page 2<br />
In photo are Corporal Christie Stennett with<br />
<strong>Of</strong>ficers Marc Ellington and Bryan Whitaker. They work at<br />
the Belleville campus of Southwestern <strong>Illinois</strong> College.
<strong>ICOPs</strong> Welcomes New Members<br />
Continues from page 1<br />
Centreville <strong>Police</strong> and Dispatchers<br />
Join <strong>ICOPs</strong><br />
The police and dispatchers in Centreville decided to join<br />
<strong>ICOPs</strong>, shortly after Southwestern <strong>Illinois</strong> College (SWIC)<br />
public safety officers in nearby Belleville signed up with<br />
<strong>ICOPs</strong>. But unlike SWIC, the Centreville force has never<br />
been in a union, although they’d previously considered it.<br />
In January, the <strong>Illinois</strong> labor board recognized <strong>ICOPs</strong> as the<br />
representative of the Centreville police officers, a sergeant<br />
and the dispatchers. Kiwan Guyton is <strong>ICOPs</strong> chapter president,<br />
Perlisa Wright is vice-president and Tom Williams<br />
is secretary.<br />
Negotiations are beginning on contracts for police officers<br />
and dispatchers. The top issue on the table, for sure, will be<br />
wages, which are low and no raises have been given for several<br />
years. Health insurance, staffing, professional education<br />
and training will be on the table as well. Centreville police are<br />
granted no incentives to further their education and training.<br />
Chapter President Guyton knows that with any organization<br />
it’s hard to bring in a union. But “we need to progress,<br />
to have a brighter outlook, and to move forward,” he says,<br />
adding “<strong>ICOPs</strong> lawyers are treating us right.”<br />
An 11-year police veteran, Guyton says, “We work in the<br />
intercity. There’s little money and few good jobs, which make<br />
the crime rate go up. In other cities with less crime, police<br />
make double or more coming in the door. In Centreville,<br />
Retirees, Take Note<br />
Last year, Congress enacted and the President signed the<br />
Pension Protection Act of 2006, which incorporated the<br />
Healthcare Enhancement for Local Public Safety Retirees<br />
Act. It could mean $750 yearly savings if you are in a 25<br />
percent tax bracket.<br />
Effective January 1, 2007, the Healthcare Enhancement<br />
Act allows Public Safety <strong>Of</strong>ficers who retire at normal retirement<br />
age or on disability to use up to $3,000 yearly on a<br />
pre-tax basis to purchase healthcare insurance or long-term<br />
care insurance. The premium must be paid directly from<br />
your Pension Fund to a healthcare or long-term care<br />
insurance company.<br />
You will be sent a form that you need to fill out and<br />
return to the Pension Fund in order to be eligible. You<br />
must authorize the Pension Fund to pay your individually<br />
purchased health premiums from your annuity in order<br />
to receive the pre-tax benefit.<br />
Source: Retired Chicago <strong>Police</strong> Association newsletter, Annuitant Trustee,<br />
Ken Hauser<br />
In photo, left to right, are <strong>Of</strong>ficer Mathew Storey, Dispatcher Benjamin<br />
Zaring, Corporal Larry Kroenig, <strong>Of</strong>ficer Jason Waters and <strong>Of</strong>ficer James<br />
Etherton, who work at the Granite City campus of SWIC.<br />
everyone is trained and has at least five years of experience.<br />
I’ve worked on the U.S. Marshall Task Force. Some of us<br />
have 4-year degrees. We are a close knit department, but<br />
when we leave work most of us go to another job. We<br />
shouldn’t have to take another job in order to put food on<br />
the table.”<br />
Now a detective, Guyton started working for the Centreville<br />
P.D. in 2003, when there were 18 police officers. Today,<br />
there are 11 including the chief. “<strong>Police</strong> officers have left<br />
to go where the money is better and we can’t recruit more<br />
officers because of the money.”<br />
“We want to be shown that we are appreciated in Centreville<br />
by what we make on our check,” Guyton states. “Would<br />
you put your life on the line for bare minimum? We do a<br />
very good job. Regardless of how many calls, we treat people<br />
fairly. We need the public’s support.”<br />
Born and raised in Centreville, <strong>ICOPs</strong> Vice-President Perlisa<br />
Wright has been with the police force seven years, two years<br />
as a sergeant, and is raising a 13-year-old daughter. She also<br />
works part-time as a public safety officer at SWIC, where she<br />
first learned about <strong>ICOPs</strong>. “Everybody’s for the union,” she says.<br />
Dispatchers hope stress eases up<br />
“We’re a bunch of dedicated people who<br />
do the best we can.”<br />
— VALERIE GRAY,<br />
CENTREVILLE DISPATCHER<br />
Valerie Gray, a Centreville dispatcher, says, “We’re a bunch<br />
of dedicated people who do the best we can. We do care and<br />
we’re not doing the job for the money. We want the people in<br />
the community to call on us whenever they need anything.”<br />
The dispatchers, too, need second jobs “in order to make it,”<br />
according to Gray. “We hope with the new union, our jobs<br />
will be less stressful. Dispatchers hear so many sad stories.<br />
So you have a lot of stress, and it doesn’t get easier with the<br />
years. But with the union, we hope to come up with better<br />
schedules, as well as better pay.”<br />
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from <strong>ICOPs</strong> President, Norm Frese<br />
Bargaining for Health Insurance Gets Tougher<br />
Our healthcare system in the United States is in a deep crisis,<br />
and health insurance is rapidly becoming the toughest issue<br />
at the bargaining table.<br />
From the 1950s to the 1970s, thanks in large part to organized<br />
labor, most private sector employees won health insurance<br />
coverage. Law enforcement officers and other public<br />
employees followed the lead, and began to catch up and to<br />
exceed the private sector. For many years thereafter, health<br />
insurance costs and coverage were relatively stable. Most<br />
of us came to expect and take health insurance for granted.<br />
We can no longer do so.<br />
Nearly 20 years ago, health insurance rates began to climb,<br />
slowly at first, then astronomically. Many factors have contributed<br />
to the increases. Americans are living longer and<br />
people generally need more care as they age. Technological<br />
advances in medicine are magnificent, but very costly.<br />
Insurers’ profits have risen dramatically, as have doctors’<br />
insurance premiums for malpractice lawsuits.<br />
The administrative overhead, waste and duplication of healthcare<br />
providers and services have burdened the system even<br />
more. In excess of one-third of the total U.S. healthcare<br />
budget goes for administration — that’s extraordinarily high,<br />
no matter whose figures you use.<br />
<strong>ICOPs</strong> Contract Update<br />
Negotiations for first-ever contracts<br />
are underway for:<br />
Centreville <strong>Police</strong> <strong>Of</strong>ficers and Dispatchers<br />
Fox River Grove <strong>Police</strong> <strong>Of</strong>ficers<br />
Lake Villa <strong>Police</strong> <strong>Of</strong>ficers<br />
Other contract news:<br />
Dixmoor <strong>Police</strong> <strong>Of</strong>ficers and Sergeants will begin<br />
negotiations on a new contract shortly.<br />
Island Lake <strong>Police</strong> <strong>Of</strong>ficers, Sergeants and Telecommunicators<br />
are bargaining for second contracts.<br />
North Aurora <strong>Police</strong> <strong>Of</strong>ficers have resolved several<br />
grievances with management under their first-ever<br />
contract won in 2006.<br />
Southwestern <strong>Illinois</strong> College Public Safety <strong>Of</strong>ficers,<br />
Dispatchers and part-time <strong>Of</strong>ficers are seeking their first<br />
contract with <strong>ICOPs</strong> as their representative.<br />
Stone Park <strong>Police</strong> <strong>Of</strong>ficers and Telecommunicators recently<br />
began negotiations to renew their contract.<br />
Willow Springs <strong>Police</strong> <strong>Of</strong>ficers have negotiated and<br />
ratified a new contract.<br />
Furthermore, today,<br />
more than 45 million<br />
Americans have no health<br />
insurance and often only<br />
get care in the most expensive<br />
places of all, hospital<br />
emergency rooms. While the<br />
poor are insured through<br />
Medicaid, the large majority<br />
of the uninsured are middle<br />
income working families to<br />
whom no decent insurance<br />
plan is available or who<br />
cannot afford monthly premiums of well over a thousand<br />
dollars for skimpy non-group coverage.<br />
Yes, the healthcare system is at a crisis point. We all hear<br />
about proposal after proposal to make the system work,<br />
but in my view, most of them are patchwork. They won’t<br />
fix a system which essentially needs some kind of overhaul.<br />
Meanwhile, higher premiums have led many employers to<br />
increase the employees’ share, and other companies to stop<br />
group coverage altogether. The biggest hits in healthcare cuts<br />
have been taken by private sector employees, whose rate of<br />
coverage has fallen 20 percent lower than for public employees.<br />
But that simply means our problem is right around the corner.<br />
As police officers, we are not immune from this trend.<br />
Many towns and villages simply cannot increase revenues<br />
enough to pay rising healthcare premiums. If <strong>Illinois</strong> does<br />
not find ways to reduce the cost of insurance, every town<br />
and village will eventually end up choosing between cutbacks<br />
in personnel or healthcare.<br />
Regretfully, some of you will face difficult choices at the<br />
bargaining table in the future. For example, in recent contract<br />
negotiations, a village asked police officers to switch to HMO<br />
insurance plans from more-expensive PPOs, because of a<br />
large budget shortfall. <strong>ICOPs</strong> reviewed the village’s records<br />
and books, and provided members with a thorough and independent<br />
analysis of the village’s finances.<br />
<strong>ICOPs</strong> cannot make such decisions for you, but we can and<br />
will keep you informed, take a hard look at your employer’s<br />
finances, and advise you. <strong>ICOPs</strong> will stand by you in whatever<br />
decisions you make, and fight any arbitrary attempts by management<br />
to cut your benefits.<br />
In Solidarity,<br />
June 2007 <strong>ICOPs</strong> 3
N EWS & VIEWS ON H EALTH AND S AFETY<br />
Stop Stressing Me Out!<br />
Job stress is nothing new; we’ve all experienced it. The pressure<br />
to perform 100 percent day in and day out takes a toll,<br />
but it comes with the job.<br />
These days, with budget belt-tightening and police shortages,<br />
law enforcement officers have been forced to shoulder additional<br />
burdens in an already over-stressed work environment.<br />
Public indifference or hostility, political interference, media<br />
miscoverage, petty internal battles or poor management can<br />
pile on the stress. The job, especially combined with such<br />
added burdens loaded on, can cause job dissatisfaction and<br />
serious health affects.<br />
There are ways you can relieve stress.<br />
Continue to learn on the job. Make the time to further<br />
your education in law enforcement or other fields of interest.<br />
You should feel that your job will lead you to some desirable<br />
future. Whether that’s a promotion, doing your job better,<br />
mentoring others, consulting or assisting youth in your community,<br />
law enforcement work can become an educational<br />
journey.<br />
Laugh. That’s one of the best ways to ease stress.<br />
Sharing jokes, watching funny movies with your friends,<br />
reading the comics may help. Being able to see the humor in<br />
situations enables many people to do their jobs better while<br />
improving their mental and physical health.<br />
Learn to relax. Deep breathing exercises and regular<br />
stretching are easy ways to ease stress and relax.<br />
Take leisure time seriously. Don’t use off-duty hours<br />
to sit around and stew over the pressures of your job. Those<br />
pressures will still be there tomorrow, so don’t bring them home.<br />
Can Mediation Reduce Hostility<br />
between <strong>Police</strong> and Civilians?<br />
In several cities, “mediation” has a new meaning. Denver<br />
sends cops and civilians who have a difference of opinion to<br />
an impartial mediator. According to an April American <strong>Police</strong><br />
Beat (APB) article, “it’s working out great” and the city is<br />
steering a growing number of police-misconduct allegations<br />
toward mediation.<br />
APB describes an incident where a rookie police officer<br />
arrested someone in error. Instead of bringing in lawyers,<br />
the complainant met the officer in a mediation session,<br />
the officer apologized for the stress he inadvertently caused,<br />
and the complainant heard the officer’s side of the story.<br />
Denver’s independent police monitor calls the program a<br />
“poster child” for the concept of community-oriented<br />
policing. “For every citizen that mediates and is no longer<br />
angry with the department, that’s another supporter in the<br />
community to help the department accomplish what it wants<br />
to accomplish.”<br />
Last year, Denver mediated 39 of its 614 citizen police<br />
complaints, bringing officers and their critics together in<br />
library rooms, community centers and city offices to go<br />
over complaints in the presence of professional mediators.<br />
<strong>Police</strong>-civilian mediations don’t strive for an actual settlement<br />
or written agreement. What they accomplish is to allow<br />
civilians to hear the police officer’s side of the story, and the<br />
police to hear out the civilians, including the dramatic impact<br />
a false arrest can have.<br />
It’s well worth monitoring how mediation works in the<br />
long term. Efforts that successfully reduce hostility between<br />
civilians and police are worth their weight in gold. To read<br />
the entire article about mediation, go to www.apbweb.com,<br />
“Got Hate, Mediate” by Cynthia Brown.<br />
If Enforced,<br />
Move-Over Laws Could Save Lives<br />
In some states, drivers must whenever possible<br />
move over to the center lane when they see the<br />
flashing lights of emergency vehicles stopped on<br />
the side of the highway, or drivers must otherwise<br />
slow down below the posted speed limit.<br />
Such laws are meant to keep patrol officers and highway<br />
workers safe from being hit by passing cars. Unfortunately,<br />
it took a growing number of workers killed on the nation’s<br />
highways for states to begin to take stronger action.<br />
Traffic accidents claim the lives of more police personnel than<br />
any other cause of death in the line of duty, including shootings.<br />
According to FBI statistics, 49 officers died in crashes<br />
last year, and 13 of those were struck and killed by passing<br />
vehicles while they worked outside their patrol cars.<br />
In 2001, Wisconsin enacted a move-over law but few<br />
motorists seemed to know of it and it was rarely enforced,<br />
that is until last year. In 2006, two highway workers on the<br />
shoulder of a road were killed, and a 29-year-old sheriff’s<br />
deputy suffered severe head injuries after he was struck by<br />
a car when responding to an auto accident.<br />
The deputy’s family then took to the radio airwaves to raise<br />
awareness about this critical safety issue and asked motorists<br />
to respect the state’s move-over law. Wisconsin has since<br />
changed some of its highway signs to read: “State Law:<br />
Move Over or Slow Down for Emergency Vehicles.” It has<br />
also increased its citations for violators to $252.<br />
Move-over laws are a good idea that could save lives, but like<br />
every good law, the public needs to be made aware of it and<br />
why it’s important. In that respect, some states have dropped<br />
the ball on move-over laws. It’s all about changing human<br />
behavior. Wisconsin is taking steps in the right direction.<br />
How about <strong>Illinois</strong>? We’ll report on <strong>Illinois</strong> in future editions.<br />
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Learning About and Handling Mental Illness<br />
The tragedy at Virginia Tech demonstrates once again the<br />
urgency for the public as well as law enforcement officers<br />
to recognize and understand the signs of mental illness.<br />
While doing so may not have prevented that tragedy, it would<br />
improve the odds of making police officers and the public safer.<br />
The <strong>Illinois</strong> Law Enforcement Training and Standards Board<br />
has a Crisis Intervention Team (CIT) initiative. Through the<br />
CIT program, teams of law enforcement officers learn how<br />
to deal with individuals who have a mental illness. The CIT<br />
training is a one-week, 40-hour block of instruction. Topics<br />
include mental illness recognition, substance abuse and dual<br />
diagnosis, child and adolescent disorders, medications, developmental<br />
disabilities, risk assessment and intervention skills.<br />
In cities and towns with CIT programs, trained police officers<br />
respond to calls involving mental health crises. At least one<br />
CIT officer is usually available on all shifts. Such officers also<br />
perform their regular duty assignments. A decrease in police<br />
officer injuries is one of the positive results of CIT programs.<br />
In 2006, 12 CIT teams operated<br />
out of 73 departments with 860 CIT<br />
officers in cities and towns throughout <strong>Illinois</strong>.<br />
To learn more, contact the CIT Coordinator, Shelley<br />
D. Daunis at citcoordinator@att.net or 773.549.0967.<br />
Violent Crime Increases in Mid-Size Cities<br />
Charlotte, St. Louis, Milwaukee and other mid-size cities<br />
are experiencing a spike in violent crime. Are the chickens<br />
coming home to roost?<br />
As we’ve reported in previous editions, much of the federal<br />
funding that once helped pay for local law enforcement programs<br />
such as community policing has dried up since 9/11.<br />
Midsize cities which depend more heavily on federal funds<br />
than larger ones have nearly 25 percent fewer officers than<br />
they did in 2001. Current White House budget proposals<br />
would continue the trend.<br />
Let’s keep the heat on Congress to adequately fund local law<br />
enforcement programs and federal mandates. How about it,<br />
shouldn’t hometown security and safety be first?<br />
Fatigue and What You Can Do about It<br />
One underestimated hazard of police work is fatigue, which<br />
can lead to poor concentration, absenteeism, accidents, errors<br />
and injuries. Those who work night shifts, split shifts, rotating<br />
shifts and other non-daytime hours are affected most by fatigue.<br />
Indeed, 22 million Americans work at least half of their hours<br />
from 1800-0600 hours, and many of them are employed in<br />
the most dangerous jobs, such as law enforcement.<br />
Shift Work Sleep Disorder (SWSD) is characterized by excessive<br />
sleepiness when performing nighttime work and insomnia<br />
during daytime sleep opportunities. SWSD occurs when the<br />
normal 24-hour circadian rhythm is compromised. This cycle<br />
regulates sleeping, waking, digestion, secretion of adrenalin,<br />
body temperature, blood pressure, pulse and many other<br />
aspects of bodily function. The cycle also affects thought<br />
process, emotion and human behavior.<br />
These rhythmical processes are typically coordinated to allow<br />
for high activity during the day and low activity at night.<br />
Disturbance of these rhythms may affect your level of concentration,<br />
motivation and reaction time. <strong>Police</strong> officers who<br />
work prolonged periods of overtime can suffer the symptoms<br />
of SWSD even if they work the day shift.<br />
While excessive sleepiness is the primary complaint of people<br />
with SWSD, other symptoms include insomnia, disturbed<br />
sleep schedules, irritability, anxiety, loss of patience, depressed<br />
moods and frequent illness. Add this to the already higher<br />
rate of heart disease and ulcers that shift workers experience<br />
and you have a combination that endangers the health of<br />
police officers and the communities they serve and protect.<br />
Everyone has an inborn need to sleep. Many studies show<br />
that most adults need seven to nine hours of sleep per cycle.<br />
Very few adults can function properly with less than five<br />
hours of sleep.<br />
You can take steps to minimize or eliminate the effects of<br />
SWSD.<br />
• Find time for short naps. Studies find that short naps help<br />
people to perform their tasks more efficiently, make them<br />
more alert and improve their mood. Some people may feel<br />
groggy or drowsy after a nap, but the feeling usually fades<br />
away within 15 minutes and the benefits may last for hours.<br />
• Drink a caffeinated beverage early in the shift and try not<br />
to rely on them all night.<br />
• Brief periods of physical exertion such as<br />
stretching exercises or climbing stairs can<br />
help keep the body functions moving.<br />
• If possible, don’t leave the most tedious<br />
or boring tasks to the end of your shift<br />
when you are apt to feel the drowsiest.<br />
• Talk with partners and be on the lookout for signs of<br />
fatigue in each other.<br />
Shift Work Sleep Disorder is a serious issue that demands<br />
attention. Take the time to evaluate your energy levels and the<br />
quality of time you put on the job. Just knowing the symptom<br />
and dangers of SWSD is half the battle.<br />
Source: Pamela Kulbarsh, RN, www.officer.com<br />
June 2007 <strong>ICOPs</strong> 5
The Funnies . . .<br />
It takes all kinds!<br />
Oops!<br />
Aspen, Colorado, police officers tailed a 32-year-old woman<br />
for driving erratically. The lady made a run for it and eluded<br />
police by ducking into a residence. Unfortunately for her,<br />
she chose the home of the Aspen police chief. There, she<br />
was arrested and found to be carrying cocaine and drug<br />
paraphernalia.<br />
www.apbweb.com<br />
Don’t mess with us<br />
Along with a $50 speeding ticket, a motorist received in the<br />
mail a photo of his car speeding through an automated radar<br />
trap. The motorist sent the P.D. a photo of $50. The police<br />
responded by returning a photo of handcuffs.<br />
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Sorry, can’t do that<br />
A police officer pulls over a guy who is weaving in and<br />
out of lanes. He approaches the driver’s window and says,<br />
“Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube.” The<br />
man says, “Sorry, officer, I can’t do that. I am asthmatic<br />
and would have a really bad asthma attack.”<br />
“Okay, fine, I need you to come to the station to give a blood<br />
sample.” “I can’t do that either. I’m a hemophiliac. If I do<br />
that, I’ll bleed to death.”<br />
“Well, then, we need a urine sample.” “I’m sorry officer I<br />
can’t do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I’ll get<br />
really low blood sugar.”<br />
“Alright, then I need you to get out of the car and walk a<br />
straight line.” “I can’t do that, officer.”<br />
“Why not?” “Because I’m too drunk to do that.”<br />
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Mount Holly, NJ, has introduced<br />
some new road signs to get drivers<br />
who ignore conventional warnings<br />
to slow down. The town put up<br />
brightly colored signs with such<br />
messages as “Meet Our Judge — Exceed 25 mph” and<br />
“Free Speeding Tickets Ahead.” <strong>Of</strong>ficials felt the old black<br />
and white speed limit signs no longer registered with motorists.<br />
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Greed will get ‘em every time<br />
A man walked into a convenience store in Topeka, Kansas,<br />
and demanded all the money in the cash drawer. After<br />
seeing the take was small, he tied up the clerk and worked<br />
the counter himself for three hours until police showed up<br />
and arrested him.<br />
www.lifeonthebeat.com<br />
Snickers in the courtroom<br />
A defense attorney cross-examined a police officer during<br />
a felony trial. It went like this:<br />
Q. Do you trust your fellow officers?<br />
A. Yes, sir, I do, with my life.<br />
Q. With your life? Let me ask you this then, officer.<br />
Do you have a locker room in the station?<br />
A. Yes sir, I do.<br />
Q. And do you have a locker in that room?<br />
A. Yes sir, I do.<br />
Q. And do you have a lock on your locker?<br />
A. Yes sir, I do.<br />
Q. Now why is it if you trust your fellow officers with your<br />
life, that you find it necessary to put a lock on your locker?<br />
A. You see sir, sometimes lawyers have been known<br />
to walk through.<br />
www.policeguide.com<br />
This girl is one smart cookie<br />
A stranger, seated next to a little girl on an airplane, turned<br />
to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker<br />
if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”<br />
The little girl closed her book and said, “What would you<br />
like to talk about?” “Oh, I don’t know,” said the stranger.<br />
“How about nuclear power?” “Okay,” she said. “That could<br />
be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first.”<br />
“A horse, a cow and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff.<br />
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out<br />
a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps<br />
of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”<br />
The stranger thinks about it and says,<br />
“Hmmm, I have no idea.”<br />
To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified<br />
to discuss nuclear power when you don’t know shit?”<br />
Jackie Marie Portman,<br />
<strong>Of</strong>fice of Professional Standards, Chicago P.D.<br />
Ouch!<br />
A bank robber in Virginia Beach got a nasty surprise when<br />
a dye pack designed to mark stolen money exploded in his<br />
Fruit-of-the-Looms. The robber apparently stuffed the loot<br />
down the front of his pants as he was running out the door.<br />
“He was seen hopping and jumping around with an explosion<br />
taking place inside of his pants,” said the police spokesman.<br />
The suspect and his charred trousers are in custody.<br />
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First grader pops the question<br />
Tommy’s first grade class took a field trip to their local police<br />
station, where they saw pictures tacked on the wall labeled<br />
“The Ten Most Wanted.”<br />
One of the youngsters pointed to a photo and asked if it<br />
was really of a wanted person. “Yes,” said the policeman,<br />
“the detectives want him badly.”<br />
Tommy then asked, “Mister, why didn’t you keep them when<br />
you took their pictures?”<br />
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6 <strong>ICOPs</strong> June 2007
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INSIDE<br />
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Jim Ritz, On Retiring<br />
Last year, Jim Ritz retired as commander of investigations<br />
after 21 years with the Lyons <strong>Police</strong> Department. He knows<br />
that villages should give retirees the benefits they’ve been<br />
promised and should recognize people when they retire.<br />
But Ritz knows from first-hand experience that neither of<br />
those things always happen. When he retired, the village board<br />
was demoting and firing police officers to balance its budget.<br />
Ritz retired in order to save someone’s job.<br />
Ritz was paid for unused vacation, holiday and comp time<br />
days. His union contract also gave him the choice to take<br />
time off or be paid for the sick time he had accumulated.<br />
But the village called his retirement a “resignation,” because<br />
he was only 46 years old, and then denied him the sick leave.<br />
<strong>ICOPs</strong> attorney Rich Blass filed a grievance on behalf of Ritz,<br />
who was under an <strong>ICOPs</strong> contract, and the issue has now<br />
been settled. Ritz says, “I’ve gained a lot of respect for <strong>ICOPs</strong>.<br />
Throughout this process, Norm Frese and Rich Blass always<br />
let me know what is going on.”<br />
Ritz also told the <strong>Bulletin</strong> that at one board meeting there<br />
was a dispatcher who retired after 28 years, and she received<br />
no recognition at all from the village. Sounding disgusted,<br />
Ritz said, “It is really important to recognize people when<br />
they retire.” He also hopes that all future contracts close any<br />
conceivable loopholes that management could use regarding<br />
benefits you’re entitled to receive upon retirement.<br />
Island Lake Patrol <strong>Of</strong>ficer<br />
Matt du Chemin is <strong>ICOPs</strong><br />
chapter president.<br />
Island Lake <strong>Police</strong><br />
Seek Parity<br />
in New Contract<br />
The first-ever contract of Island<br />
Lake police officers expired a<br />
year ago, and negotiations for<br />
a new contract began in October.<br />
<strong>ICOPs</strong> contracts in Island Lake<br />
cover patrol officers, sergeants<br />
and telecommunicators.<br />
Chapter President Matt du Chemin says the first contract<br />
for police officers was beneficial, but hopes renewal of their<br />
contract will bring them parity with the surrounding area.<br />
Negotiations have been delayed, in part, because the village<br />
has a new mayor and village board.<br />
Du Chemin, who grew up near Island Lake, wants to stay<br />
with the village police force if the wages can become and<br />
remain comparable to the surrounding area. “I like the<br />
camaraderie between the officers. We are like a family.”<br />
He joined the force in 2003, after working four years for the<br />
Wisconsin Department of Corrections. Du Chemin is married<br />
and has three children.