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ICOPS<br />

POLICE<br />

BULLETIN<br />

<strong>Of</strong>ficial Union Publication June 2007<br />

<strong>ICOPs</strong> Welcomes Members from<br />

Belleville, Granite City and Centreville<br />

It’s an old story, but a new one too. Southwestern <strong>Illinois</strong><br />

College (SWIC) hasn’t jumped at the chance to commission<br />

their campus public safety officers as police officers.<br />

The college has about 25,000 students, and more than 2,500<br />

employees. The primary campuses of SWIC are located in<br />

Belleville and Granite City.<br />

In December, the <strong>Illinois</strong> Educational Labor Relations Board<br />

conducted an on-site union election, which resulted in a<br />

unanimous vote for <strong>ICOPs</strong> to represent the college’s 39<br />

public safety officers and dispatchers. The <strong>ICOPs</strong> chapter<br />

officers are: Christie Stennett, president; Bryan Whitaker,<br />

vice-president; Marc Ellington, campus representative;<br />

and Jason Waters, campus representative.<br />

At this point in time, <strong>ICOPs</strong> is servicing the members’ old<br />

contract, which expired in October 2006. Negotiations for<br />

a new contract are just beginning, and Stennett hopes the<br />

contract negotiations are completed this year.<br />

What do the new <strong>ICOPs</strong> members want? They want a fair<br />

and equitable contract with wages that are comparable to the<br />

surrounding municipalities and to other community colleges.<br />

They haven’t had a pay raise since October of 2005. Equally<br />

important, they want to be commissioned as police officers,<br />

something the college has opposed. <strong>ICOPs</strong> filed a grievance<br />

in February on this issue.<br />

“According to the law, because we’re conservators of the<br />

peace, we should be police officers,” Stennett says. The<br />

unarmed public safety officers can make arrests, but the<br />

county police must transport those arrested to the county jail.<br />

Stennett says if they were police officers, it would create a<br />

safer campus and would lessen the liability for the college.<br />

The SWIC public safety officers and dispatchers were previously<br />

members of the <strong>Illinois</strong> Federation of Teachers. The<br />

main reasons they changed unions, according to Stennett, is<br />

that it made sense for them to be connected to a law enforcement<br />

union, and there was a conflict of interest if it was<br />

necessary to take action against an IFT member. She says<br />

they had heard about <strong>ICOPs</strong>, checked out our website and<br />

got in touch. Stennett has since found that <strong>ICOPs</strong> “always<br />

makes time to talk to me and has been very dependable.”<br />

The union is “open and honest about what to expect and<br />

what not expect,” she adds.<br />

“On campus, we are very proactive, which is why we have<br />

slow days,” Stennett states. But crime has increased, especially<br />

drug use, property crimes, alcohol and weapons violations,<br />

and gang activity. In addition, Metrolink passes through the<br />

campus from St. Louis and there are more vagrants.<br />

Ironically, the campus public safety officers have received<br />

extended police training, in part because one of the three<br />

police academies in <strong>Illinois</strong> is located at the Belleville campus.<br />

Almost all the public safety officers have a college degree;<br />

many of them have bachelor’s and master’s degrees in law<br />

enforcement.<br />

All are certified, state-licensed first responders, and fully<br />

trained. According to Stennett, “We’re counselors, trained in<br />

crisis intervention and to deal with mental illnesses. A couple<br />

of us teach management of aggressive behavior for college<br />

faculty and staff, and rape aggression defense classes for<br />

women, as well as CPR. We also participate in the college<br />

speaker’s bureau for the community on such issues as DUI<br />

and stranger danger.”<br />

In addition to serving<br />

as a corporal in the<br />

public safety department<br />

at SWIC and<br />

as <strong>ICOPs</strong> chapter<br />

president, Christie<br />

Stennett has plenty<br />

on her plate. She is<br />

the mother of three<br />

girls, a 12-year-old<br />

and twin 5-year-olds,<br />

and is working on<br />

a bachelor’s degree<br />

in Administrative<br />

Justice Management.<br />

Continues on page 2<br />

In photo are Corporal Christie Stennett with<br />

<strong>Of</strong>ficers Marc Ellington and Bryan Whitaker. They work at<br />

the Belleville campus of Southwestern <strong>Illinois</strong> College.


<strong>ICOPs</strong> Welcomes New Members<br />

Continues from page 1<br />

Centreville <strong>Police</strong> and Dispatchers<br />

Join <strong>ICOPs</strong><br />

The police and dispatchers in Centreville decided to join<br />

<strong>ICOPs</strong>, shortly after Southwestern <strong>Illinois</strong> College (SWIC)<br />

public safety officers in nearby Belleville signed up with<br />

<strong>ICOPs</strong>. But unlike SWIC, the Centreville force has never<br />

been in a union, although they’d previously considered it.<br />

In January, the <strong>Illinois</strong> labor board recognized <strong>ICOPs</strong> as the<br />

representative of the Centreville police officers, a sergeant<br />

and the dispatchers. Kiwan Guyton is <strong>ICOPs</strong> chapter president,<br />

Perlisa Wright is vice-president and Tom Williams<br />

is secretary.<br />

Negotiations are beginning on contracts for police officers<br />

and dispatchers. The top issue on the table, for sure, will be<br />

wages, which are low and no raises have been given for several<br />

years. Health insurance, staffing, professional education<br />

and training will be on the table as well. Centreville police are<br />

granted no incentives to further their education and training.<br />

Chapter President Guyton knows that with any organization<br />

it’s hard to bring in a union. But “we need to progress,<br />

to have a brighter outlook, and to move forward,” he says,<br />

adding “<strong>ICOPs</strong> lawyers are treating us right.”<br />

An 11-year police veteran, Guyton says, “We work in the<br />

intercity. There’s little money and few good jobs, which make<br />

the crime rate go up. In other cities with less crime, police<br />

make double or more coming in the door. In Centreville,<br />

Retirees, Take Note<br />

Last year, Congress enacted and the President signed the<br />

Pension Protection Act of 2006, which incorporated the<br />

Healthcare Enhancement for Local Public Safety Retirees<br />

Act. It could mean $750 yearly savings if you are in a 25<br />

percent tax bracket.<br />

Effective January 1, 2007, the Healthcare Enhancement<br />

Act allows Public Safety <strong>Of</strong>ficers who retire at normal retirement<br />

age or on disability to use up to $3,000 yearly on a<br />

pre-tax basis to purchase healthcare insurance or long-term<br />

care insurance. The premium must be paid directly from<br />

your Pension Fund to a healthcare or long-term care<br />

insurance company.<br />

You will be sent a form that you need to fill out and<br />

return to the Pension Fund in order to be eligible. You<br />

must authorize the Pension Fund to pay your individually<br />

purchased health premiums from your annuity in order<br />

to receive the pre-tax benefit.<br />

Source: Retired Chicago <strong>Police</strong> Association newsletter, Annuitant Trustee,<br />

Ken Hauser<br />

In photo, left to right, are <strong>Of</strong>ficer Mathew Storey, Dispatcher Benjamin<br />

Zaring, Corporal Larry Kroenig, <strong>Of</strong>ficer Jason Waters and <strong>Of</strong>ficer James<br />

Etherton, who work at the Granite City campus of SWIC.<br />

everyone is trained and has at least five years of experience.<br />

I’ve worked on the U.S. Marshall Task Force. Some of us<br />

have 4-year degrees. We are a close knit department, but<br />

when we leave work most of us go to another job. We<br />

shouldn’t have to take another job in order to put food on<br />

the table.”<br />

Now a detective, Guyton started working for the Centreville<br />

P.D. in 2003, when there were 18 police officers. Today,<br />

there are 11 including the chief. “<strong>Police</strong> officers have left<br />

to go where the money is better and we can’t recruit more<br />

officers because of the money.”<br />

“We want to be shown that we are appreciated in Centreville<br />

by what we make on our check,” Guyton states. “Would<br />

you put your life on the line for bare minimum? We do a<br />

very good job. Regardless of how many calls, we treat people<br />

fairly. We need the public’s support.”<br />

Born and raised in Centreville, <strong>ICOPs</strong> Vice-President Perlisa<br />

Wright has been with the police force seven years, two years<br />

as a sergeant, and is raising a 13-year-old daughter. She also<br />

works part-time as a public safety officer at SWIC, where she<br />

first learned about <strong>ICOPs</strong>. “Everybody’s for the union,” she says.<br />

Dispatchers hope stress eases up<br />

“We’re a bunch of dedicated people who<br />

do the best we can.”<br />

— VALERIE GRAY,<br />

CENTREVILLE DISPATCHER<br />

Valerie Gray, a Centreville dispatcher, says, “We’re a bunch<br />

of dedicated people who do the best we can. We do care and<br />

we’re not doing the job for the money. We want the people in<br />

the community to call on us whenever they need anything.”<br />

The dispatchers, too, need second jobs “in order to make it,”<br />

according to Gray. “We hope with the new union, our jobs<br />

will be less stressful. Dispatchers hear so many sad stories.<br />

So you have a lot of stress, and it doesn’t get easier with the<br />

years. But with the union, we hope to come up with better<br />

schedules, as well as better pay.”<br />

2 <strong>ICOPs</strong> June 2007


from <strong>ICOPs</strong> President, Norm Frese<br />

Bargaining for Health Insurance Gets Tougher<br />

Our healthcare system in the United States is in a deep crisis,<br />

and health insurance is rapidly becoming the toughest issue<br />

at the bargaining table.<br />

From the 1950s to the 1970s, thanks in large part to organized<br />

labor, most private sector employees won health insurance<br />

coverage. Law enforcement officers and other public<br />

employees followed the lead, and began to catch up and to<br />

exceed the private sector. For many years thereafter, health<br />

insurance costs and coverage were relatively stable. Most<br />

of us came to expect and take health insurance for granted.<br />

We can no longer do so.<br />

Nearly 20 years ago, health insurance rates began to climb,<br />

slowly at first, then astronomically. Many factors have contributed<br />

to the increases. Americans are living longer and<br />

people generally need more care as they age. Technological<br />

advances in medicine are magnificent, but very costly.<br />

Insurers’ profits have risen dramatically, as have doctors’<br />

insurance premiums for malpractice lawsuits.<br />

The administrative overhead, waste and duplication of healthcare<br />

providers and services have burdened the system even<br />

more. In excess of one-third of the total U.S. healthcare<br />

budget goes for administration — that’s extraordinarily high,<br />

no matter whose figures you use.<br />

<strong>ICOPs</strong> Contract Update<br />

Negotiations for first-ever contracts<br />

are underway for:<br />

Centreville <strong>Police</strong> <strong>Of</strong>ficers and Dispatchers<br />

Fox River Grove <strong>Police</strong> <strong>Of</strong>ficers<br />

Lake Villa <strong>Police</strong> <strong>Of</strong>ficers<br />

Other contract news:<br />

Dixmoor <strong>Police</strong> <strong>Of</strong>ficers and Sergeants will begin<br />

negotiations on a new contract shortly.<br />

Island Lake <strong>Police</strong> <strong>Of</strong>ficers, Sergeants and Telecommunicators<br />

are bargaining for second contracts.<br />

North Aurora <strong>Police</strong> <strong>Of</strong>ficers have resolved several<br />

grievances with management under their first-ever<br />

contract won in 2006.<br />

Southwestern <strong>Illinois</strong> College Public Safety <strong>Of</strong>ficers,<br />

Dispatchers and part-time <strong>Of</strong>ficers are seeking their first<br />

contract with <strong>ICOPs</strong> as their representative.<br />

Stone Park <strong>Police</strong> <strong>Of</strong>ficers and Telecommunicators recently<br />

began negotiations to renew their contract.<br />

Willow Springs <strong>Police</strong> <strong>Of</strong>ficers have negotiated and<br />

ratified a new contract.<br />

Furthermore, today,<br />

more than 45 million<br />

Americans have no health<br />

insurance and often only<br />

get care in the most expensive<br />

places of all, hospital<br />

emergency rooms. While the<br />

poor are insured through<br />

Medicaid, the large majority<br />

of the uninsured are middle<br />

income working families to<br />

whom no decent insurance<br />

plan is available or who<br />

cannot afford monthly premiums of well over a thousand<br />

dollars for skimpy non-group coverage.<br />

Yes, the healthcare system is at a crisis point. We all hear<br />

about proposal after proposal to make the system work,<br />

but in my view, most of them are patchwork. They won’t<br />

fix a system which essentially needs some kind of overhaul.<br />

Meanwhile, higher premiums have led many employers to<br />

increase the employees’ share, and other companies to stop<br />

group coverage altogether. The biggest hits in healthcare cuts<br />

have been taken by private sector employees, whose rate of<br />

coverage has fallen 20 percent lower than for public employees.<br />

But that simply means our problem is right around the corner.<br />

As police officers, we are not immune from this trend.<br />

Many towns and villages simply cannot increase revenues<br />

enough to pay rising healthcare premiums. If <strong>Illinois</strong> does<br />

not find ways to reduce the cost of insurance, every town<br />

and village will eventually end up choosing between cutbacks<br />

in personnel or healthcare.<br />

Regretfully, some of you will face difficult choices at the<br />

bargaining table in the future. For example, in recent contract<br />

negotiations, a village asked police officers to switch to HMO<br />

insurance plans from more-expensive PPOs, because of a<br />

large budget shortfall. <strong>ICOPs</strong> reviewed the village’s records<br />

and books, and provided members with a thorough and independent<br />

analysis of the village’s finances.<br />

<strong>ICOPs</strong> cannot make such decisions for you, but we can and<br />

will keep you informed, take a hard look at your employer’s<br />

finances, and advise you. <strong>ICOPs</strong> will stand by you in whatever<br />

decisions you make, and fight any arbitrary attempts by management<br />

to cut your benefits.<br />

In Solidarity,<br />

June 2007 <strong>ICOPs</strong> 3


N EWS & VIEWS ON H EALTH AND S AFETY<br />

Stop Stressing Me Out!<br />

Job stress is nothing new; we’ve all experienced it. The pressure<br />

to perform 100 percent day in and day out takes a toll,<br />

but it comes with the job.<br />

These days, with budget belt-tightening and police shortages,<br />

law enforcement officers have been forced to shoulder additional<br />

burdens in an already over-stressed work environment.<br />

Public indifference or hostility, political interference, media<br />

miscoverage, petty internal battles or poor management can<br />

pile on the stress. The job, especially combined with such<br />

added burdens loaded on, can cause job dissatisfaction and<br />

serious health affects.<br />

There are ways you can relieve stress.<br />

Continue to learn on the job. Make the time to further<br />

your education in law enforcement or other fields of interest.<br />

You should feel that your job will lead you to some desirable<br />

future. Whether that’s a promotion, doing your job better,<br />

mentoring others, consulting or assisting youth in your community,<br />

law enforcement work can become an educational<br />

journey.<br />

Laugh. That’s one of the best ways to ease stress.<br />

Sharing jokes, watching funny movies with your friends,<br />

reading the comics may help. Being able to see the humor in<br />

situations enables many people to do their jobs better while<br />

improving their mental and physical health.<br />

Learn to relax. Deep breathing exercises and regular<br />

stretching are easy ways to ease stress and relax.<br />

Take leisure time seriously. Don’t use off-duty hours<br />

to sit around and stew over the pressures of your job. Those<br />

pressures will still be there tomorrow, so don’t bring them home.<br />

Can Mediation Reduce Hostility<br />

between <strong>Police</strong> and Civilians?<br />

In several cities, “mediation” has a new meaning. Denver<br />

sends cops and civilians who have a difference of opinion to<br />

an impartial mediator. According to an April American <strong>Police</strong><br />

Beat (APB) article, “it’s working out great” and the city is<br />

steering a growing number of police-misconduct allegations<br />

toward mediation.<br />

APB describes an incident where a rookie police officer<br />

arrested someone in error. Instead of bringing in lawyers,<br />

the complainant met the officer in a mediation session,<br />

the officer apologized for the stress he inadvertently caused,<br />

and the complainant heard the officer’s side of the story.<br />

Denver’s independent police monitor calls the program a<br />

“poster child” for the concept of community-oriented<br />

policing. “For every citizen that mediates and is no longer<br />

angry with the department, that’s another supporter in the<br />

community to help the department accomplish what it wants<br />

to accomplish.”<br />

Last year, Denver mediated 39 of its 614 citizen police<br />

complaints, bringing officers and their critics together in<br />

library rooms, community centers and city offices to go<br />

over complaints in the presence of professional mediators.<br />

<strong>Police</strong>-civilian mediations don’t strive for an actual settlement<br />

or written agreement. What they accomplish is to allow<br />

civilians to hear the police officer’s side of the story, and the<br />

police to hear out the civilians, including the dramatic impact<br />

a false arrest can have.<br />

It’s well worth monitoring how mediation works in the<br />

long term. Efforts that successfully reduce hostility between<br />

civilians and police are worth their weight in gold. To read<br />

the entire article about mediation, go to www.apbweb.com,<br />

“Got Hate, Mediate” by Cynthia Brown.<br />

If Enforced,<br />

Move-Over Laws Could Save Lives<br />

In some states, drivers must whenever possible<br />

move over to the center lane when they see the<br />

flashing lights of emergency vehicles stopped on<br />

the side of the highway, or drivers must otherwise<br />

slow down below the posted speed limit.<br />

Such laws are meant to keep patrol officers and highway<br />

workers safe from being hit by passing cars. Unfortunately,<br />

it took a growing number of workers killed on the nation’s<br />

highways for states to begin to take stronger action.<br />

Traffic accidents claim the lives of more police personnel than<br />

any other cause of death in the line of duty, including shootings.<br />

According to FBI statistics, 49 officers died in crashes<br />

last year, and 13 of those were struck and killed by passing<br />

vehicles while they worked outside their patrol cars.<br />

In 2001, Wisconsin enacted a move-over law but few<br />

motorists seemed to know of it and it was rarely enforced,<br />

that is until last year. In 2006, two highway workers on the<br />

shoulder of a road were killed, and a 29-year-old sheriff’s<br />

deputy suffered severe head injuries after he was struck by<br />

a car when responding to an auto accident.<br />

The deputy’s family then took to the radio airwaves to raise<br />

awareness about this critical safety issue and asked motorists<br />

to respect the state’s move-over law. Wisconsin has since<br />

changed some of its highway signs to read: “State Law:<br />

Move Over or Slow Down for Emergency Vehicles.” It has<br />

also increased its citations for violators to $252.<br />

Move-over laws are a good idea that could save lives, but like<br />

every good law, the public needs to be made aware of it and<br />

why it’s important. In that respect, some states have dropped<br />

the ball on move-over laws. It’s all about changing human<br />

behavior. Wisconsin is taking steps in the right direction.<br />

How about <strong>Illinois</strong>? We’ll report on <strong>Illinois</strong> in future editions.<br />

4 <strong>ICOPs</strong> June 2007


Learning About and Handling Mental Illness<br />

The tragedy at Virginia Tech demonstrates once again the<br />

urgency for the public as well as law enforcement officers<br />

to recognize and understand the signs of mental illness.<br />

While doing so may not have prevented that tragedy, it would<br />

improve the odds of making police officers and the public safer.<br />

The <strong>Illinois</strong> Law Enforcement Training and Standards Board<br />

has a Crisis Intervention Team (CIT) initiative. Through the<br />

CIT program, teams of law enforcement officers learn how<br />

to deal with individuals who have a mental illness. The CIT<br />

training is a one-week, 40-hour block of instruction. Topics<br />

include mental illness recognition, substance abuse and dual<br />

diagnosis, child and adolescent disorders, medications, developmental<br />

disabilities, risk assessment and intervention skills.<br />

In cities and towns with CIT programs, trained police officers<br />

respond to calls involving mental health crises. At least one<br />

CIT officer is usually available on all shifts. Such officers also<br />

perform their regular duty assignments. A decrease in police<br />

officer injuries is one of the positive results of CIT programs.<br />

In 2006, 12 CIT teams operated<br />

out of 73 departments with 860 CIT<br />

officers in cities and towns throughout <strong>Illinois</strong>.<br />

To learn more, contact the CIT Coordinator, Shelley<br />

D. Daunis at citcoordinator@att.net or 773.549.0967.<br />

Violent Crime Increases in Mid-Size Cities<br />

Charlotte, St. Louis, Milwaukee and other mid-size cities<br />

are experiencing a spike in violent crime. Are the chickens<br />

coming home to roost?<br />

As we’ve reported in previous editions, much of the federal<br />

funding that once helped pay for local law enforcement programs<br />

such as community policing has dried up since 9/11.<br />

Midsize cities which depend more heavily on federal funds<br />

than larger ones have nearly 25 percent fewer officers than<br />

they did in 2001. Current White House budget proposals<br />

would continue the trend.<br />

Let’s keep the heat on Congress to adequately fund local law<br />

enforcement programs and federal mandates. How about it,<br />

shouldn’t hometown security and safety be first?<br />

Fatigue and What You Can Do about It<br />

One underestimated hazard of police work is fatigue, which<br />

can lead to poor concentration, absenteeism, accidents, errors<br />

and injuries. Those who work night shifts, split shifts, rotating<br />

shifts and other non-daytime hours are affected most by fatigue.<br />

Indeed, 22 million Americans work at least half of their hours<br />

from 1800-0600 hours, and many of them are employed in<br />

the most dangerous jobs, such as law enforcement.<br />

Shift Work Sleep Disorder (SWSD) is characterized by excessive<br />

sleepiness when performing nighttime work and insomnia<br />

during daytime sleep opportunities. SWSD occurs when the<br />

normal 24-hour circadian rhythm is compromised. This cycle<br />

regulates sleeping, waking, digestion, secretion of adrenalin,<br />

body temperature, blood pressure, pulse and many other<br />

aspects of bodily function. The cycle also affects thought<br />

process, emotion and human behavior.<br />

These rhythmical processes are typically coordinated to allow<br />

for high activity during the day and low activity at night.<br />

Disturbance of these rhythms may affect your level of concentration,<br />

motivation and reaction time. <strong>Police</strong> officers who<br />

work prolonged periods of overtime can suffer the symptoms<br />

of SWSD even if they work the day shift.<br />

While excessive sleepiness is the primary complaint of people<br />

with SWSD, other symptoms include insomnia, disturbed<br />

sleep schedules, irritability, anxiety, loss of patience, depressed<br />

moods and frequent illness. Add this to the already higher<br />

rate of heart disease and ulcers that shift workers experience<br />

and you have a combination that endangers the health of<br />

police officers and the communities they serve and protect.<br />

Everyone has an inborn need to sleep. Many studies show<br />

that most adults need seven to nine hours of sleep per cycle.<br />

Very few adults can function properly with less than five<br />

hours of sleep.<br />

You can take steps to minimize or eliminate the effects of<br />

SWSD.<br />

• Find time for short naps. Studies find that short naps help<br />

people to perform their tasks more efficiently, make them<br />

more alert and improve their mood. Some people may feel<br />

groggy or drowsy after a nap, but the feeling usually fades<br />

away within 15 minutes and the benefits may last for hours.<br />

• Drink a caffeinated beverage early in the shift and try not<br />

to rely on them all night.<br />

• Brief periods of physical exertion such as<br />

stretching exercises or climbing stairs can<br />

help keep the body functions moving.<br />

• If possible, don’t leave the most tedious<br />

or boring tasks to the end of your shift<br />

when you are apt to feel the drowsiest.<br />

• Talk with partners and be on the lookout for signs of<br />

fatigue in each other.<br />

Shift Work Sleep Disorder is a serious issue that demands<br />

attention. Take the time to evaluate your energy levels and the<br />

quality of time you put on the job. Just knowing the symptom<br />

and dangers of SWSD is half the battle.<br />

Source: Pamela Kulbarsh, RN, www.officer.com<br />

June 2007 <strong>ICOPs</strong> 5


The Funnies . . .<br />

It takes all kinds!<br />

Oops!<br />

Aspen, Colorado, police officers tailed a 32-year-old woman<br />

for driving erratically. The lady made a run for it and eluded<br />

police by ducking into a residence. Unfortunately for her,<br />

she chose the home of the Aspen police chief. There, she<br />

was arrested and found to be carrying cocaine and drug<br />

paraphernalia.<br />

www.apbweb.com<br />

Don’t mess with us<br />

Along with a $50 speeding ticket, a motorist received in the<br />

mail a photo of his car speeding through an automated radar<br />

trap. The motorist sent the P.D. a photo of $50. The police<br />

responded by returning a photo of handcuffs.<br />

www.greenoaktwp.com<br />

Sorry, can’t do that<br />

A police officer pulls over a guy who is weaving in and<br />

out of lanes. He approaches the driver’s window and says,<br />

“Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube.” The<br />

man says, “Sorry, officer, I can’t do that. I am asthmatic<br />

and would have a really bad asthma attack.”<br />

“Okay, fine, I need you to come to the station to give a blood<br />

sample.” “I can’t do that either. I’m a hemophiliac. If I do<br />

that, I’ll bleed to death.”<br />

“Well, then, we need a urine sample.” “I’m sorry officer I<br />

can’t do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I’ll get<br />

really low blood sugar.”<br />

“Alright, then I need you to get out of the car and walk a<br />

straight line.” “I can’t do that, officer.”<br />

“Why not?” “Because I’m too drunk to do that.”<br />

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It’s a sign of the times<br />

Mount Holly, NJ, has introduced<br />

some new road signs to get drivers<br />

who ignore conventional warnings<br />

to slow down. The town put up<br />

brightly colored signs with such<br />

messages as “Meet Our Judge — Exceed 25 mph” and<br />

“Free Speeding Tickets Ahead.” <strong>Of</strong>ficials felt the old black<br />

and white speed limit signs no longer registered with motorists.<br />

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Greed will get ‘em every time<br />

A man walked into a convenience store in Topeka, Kansas,<br />

and demanded all the money in the cash drawer. After<br />

seeing the take was small, he tied up the clerk and worked<br />

the counter himself for three hours until police showed up<br />

and arrested him.<br />

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Snickers in the courtroom<br />

A defense attorney cross-examined a police officer during<br />

a felony trial. It went like this:<br />

Q. Do you trust your fellow officers?<br />

A. Yes, sir, I do, with my life.<br />

Q. With your life? Let me ask you this then, officer.<br />

Do you have a locker room in the station?<br />

A. Yes sir, I do.<br />

Q. And do you have a locker in that room?<br />

A. Yes sir, I do.<br />

Q. And do you have a lock on your locker?<br />

A. Yes sir, I do.<br />

Q. Now why is it if you trust your fellow officers with your<br />

life, that you find it necessary to put a lock on your locker?<br />

A. You see sir, sometimes lawyers have been known<br />

to walk through.<br />

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This girl is one smart cookie<br />

A stranger, seated next to a little girl on an airplane, turned<br />

to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker<br />

if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”<br />

The little girl closed her book and said, “What would you<br />

like to talk about?” “Oh, I don’t know,” said the stranger.<br />

“How about nuclear power?” “Okay,” she said. “That could<br />

be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first.”<br />

“A horse, a cow and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff.<br />

Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out<br />

a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps<br />

of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”<br />

The stranger thinks about it and says,<br />

“Hmmm, I have no idea.”<br />

To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified<br />

to discuss nuclear power when you don’t know shit?”<br />

Jackie Marie Portman,<br />

<strong>Of</strong>fice of Professional Standards, Chicago P.D.<br />

Ouch!<br />

A bank robber in Virginia Beach got a nasty surprise when<br />

a dye pack designed to mark stolen money exploded in his<br />

Fruit-of-the-Looms. The robber apparently stuffed the loot<br />

down the front of his pants as he was running out the door.<br />

“He was seen hopping and jumping around with an explosion<br />

taking place inside of his pants,” said the police spokesman.<br />

The suspect and his charred trousers are in custody.<br />

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First grader pops the question<br />

Tommy’s first grade class took a field trip to their local police<br />

station, where they saw pictures tacked on the wall labeled<br />

“The Ten Most Wanted.”<br />

One of the youngsters pointed to a photo and asked if it<br />

was really of a wanted person. “Yes,” said the policeman,<br />

“the detectives want him badly.”<br />

Tommy then asked, “Mister, why didn’t you keep them when<br />

you took their pictures?”<br />

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INSIDE<br />

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Jim Ritz, On Retiring<br />

Last year, Jim Ritz retired as commander of investigations<br />

after 21 years with the Lyons <strong>Police</strong> Department. He knows<br />

that villages should give retirees the benefits they’ve been<br />

promised and should recognize people when they retire.<br />

But Ritz knows from first-hand experience that neither of<br />

those things always happen. When he retired, the village board<br />

was demoting and firing police officers to balance its budget.<br />

Ritz retired in order to save someone’s job.<br />

Ritz was paid for unused vacation, holiday and comp time<br />

days. His union contract also gave him the choice to take<br />

time off or be paid for the sick time he had accumulated.<br />

But the village called his retirement a “resignation,” because<br />

he was only 46 years old, and then denied him the sick leave.<br />

<strong>ICOPs</strong> attorney Rich Blass filed a grievance on behalf of Ritz,<br />

who was under an <strong>ICOPs</strong> contract, and the issue has now<br />

been settled. Ritz says, “I’ve gained a lot of respect for <strong>ICOPs</strong>.<br />

Throughout this process, Norm Frese and Rich Blass always<br />

let me know what is going on.”<br />

Ritz also told the <strong>Bulletin</strong> that at one board meeting there<br />

was a dispatcher who retired after 28 years, and she received<br />

no recognition at all from the village. Sounding disgusted,<br />

Ritz said, “It is really important to recognize people when<br />

they retire.” He also hopes that all future contracts close any<br />

conceivable loopholes that management could use regarding<br />

benefits you’re entitled to receive upon retirement.<br />

Island Lake Patrol <strong>Of</strong>ficer<br />

Matt du Chemin is <strong>ICOPs</strong><br />

chapter president.<br />

Island Lake <strong>Police</strong><br />

Seek Parity<br />

in New Contract<br />

The first-ever contract of Island<br />

Lake police officers expired a<br />

year ago, and negotiations for<br />

a new contract began in October.<br />

<strong>ICOPs</strong> contracts in Island Lake<br />

cover patrol officers, sergeants<br />

and telecommunicators.<br />

Chapter President Matt du Chemin says the first contract<br />

for police officers was beneficial, but hopes renewal of their<br />

contract will bring them parity with the surrounding area.<br />

Negotiations have been delayed, in part, because the village<br />

has a new mayor and village board.<br />

Du Chemin, who grew up near Island Lake, wants to stay<br />

with the village police force if the wages can become and<br />

remain comparable to the surrounding area. “I like the<br />

camaraderie between the officers. We are like a family.”<br />

He joined the force in 2003, after working four years for the<br />

Wisconsin Department of Corrections. Du Chemin is married<br />

and has three children.

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