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T T<br />
TERM TIME<br />
MAGAZINE<br />
ISSUE 01 MAY 2010<br />
<strong>The</strong> Phantom-Teabag<br />
Senior Sports Day<br />
<strong>Planning</strong> <strong>your</strong><br />
<strong>Gap</strong> <strong>Year</strong>
T T<br />
Welcome to the new<br />
Term Time Magazine<br />
- the magazine for the Fifth and<br />
Sixth Form at King’s Worcester<br />
Our country is entering a new era with the Liberal-<br />
Conservative coalition government. Our school is<br />
also entering a new era with a Fifth and Sixth Form<br />
magazine. For a long time there had been limited<br />
journalistic opportunities for the older students,<br />
but this time is now over. We already have a strong team of reporters, but<br />
there are still opportunities for all interested – see one of the editorial<br />
team for more information.<br />
In this first issue of Term Time we have a mix of current school news, a<br />
look through the school archives at interesting events that happened in<br />
the school’s past, reviews, sports articles, a recipe and some more lighthearted<br />
material. Our main feature in this issue is an article on <strong>Gap</strong> <strong>Year</strong>s.<br />
This is particularly relevant at the moment, as Lower Sixth need to decide<br />
what they want to do with regards to higher education as they start to<br />
think about their UCAS applications, and Upper Sixth who have applied<br />
for deferred entry start to finalise plans for their year out.<br />
This will be an important time of the year for many of our readers, with<br />
public exams looming. I wish everyone who is taking exams soon the<br />
very best, although as much as we want to do very well, we can only try<br />
our best, and we must all remember that worse things can happen than<br />
an exam not going quite as well as it could have gone.<br />
I congratulate all the contributors to this issue. <strong>The</strong>y have worked very<br />
hard in producing material for the magazine. Many thanks must also<br />
go to JCV for her organisation of the magazine, LLG for her help in<br />
proofreading all the articles, and DJA for his work in DTP and putting the<br />
whole magazine together. Without them you would not be reading this.<br />
Enjoy this inaugural issue of Term Time. I hope it is the first of many.<br />
In this issue...<br />
T T<br />
Born in the USA! 3<br />
Michael Hedges shows the extent by which we are<br />
influenced by American culture<br />
T <strong>Planning</strong> Your <strong>Gap</strong> <strong>Year</strong> 4<br />
Charli Wilson looks at good things to do in a year<br />
out before university<br />
T Cookery Corner 5<br />
Jonny Barnett teaches us how to cook something<br />
delicious<br />
T Term Time Review 6<br />
Michael Hedges reviews what he feels are the best<br />
albums of the year so far<br />
T Learning How NOT to Drive 7<br />
Ellie Isaacs reveals all the dramas that can be<br />
expected during driving lessons<br />
T When Football got a bit Messi 7<br />
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Ethan Sugden explains where the best footballers in<br />
the world come from<br />
Senior Sports Day 8<br />
Jed Brookes-Lewis summarises the action at the<br />
recent Senior Sports Day<br />
<strong>The</strong> Phantom Teabag 8<br />
Rosie Pugh investigates an interesting incident<br />
from the school’s past<br />
What would you like to see in the next issue of TT Magazine?<br />
E-mail <strong>your</strong> comments to termtime@ksw.org.uk<br />
Jonjo McArdle<br />
Editor<br />
TERM TIME MAGAZINE<br />
A publication of <strong>The</strong> King’s <strong>School</strong>, Worcester<br />
Issue 01 May 2010<br />
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<strong>The</strong> Term Time Team<br />
Jonjo McArdle<br />
Editor<br />
Rosie Pugh<br />
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Picture Editor<br />
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DTP<br />
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and do not necessarily reflect those of <strong>The</strong> King’s <strong>School</strong>, Worcester.<br />
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Look out for features from other team members in future issues....<br />
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Contributor<br />
Mike Hedges<br />
Contributor<br />
Ellie Isaacs<br />
Contributor<br />
Charli Wilson<br />
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T Born in the USA?<br />
No, but we may as well have been...<br />
Mike Hedges considers the impact of American culture on British society<br />
Above me is a California-blue sky, and I am sitting in the glorious sunshine<br />
listening to the ‘next big thing’ out of the States. I am not the only one<br />
enjoying the sun-kissed guitars of some typically happy-go-lucky East<br />
Coast band of bleach-blonde twenty-somethings. All the guys are here<br />
with me, each with one of those red cups of Bud that always somehow<br />
materialise at anything like this – the football players, the cheerleaders,<br />
the bad-asses, the funny kids and the nerds. Because that is everyone<br />
in high school, right? Almost an authentic American Teen experience.<br />
Almost. Except it is early March in the UK, and I am wrapped up in a<br />
hoodie, jacket and jeans – my shorts will have to wait a few months yet<br />
– and I am imagining all of the above except the music. I don’t think it is<br />
an end to this nightmare winter I am yearning for. I think it is much more<br />
than that. Take a look at anyone’s music collection or their favourite films<br />
and TV shows and it is obvious. We are all becoming more American –<br />
especially us teenagers. I am sure I am not alone in thinking this.<br />
been very selective about which part of our lives we have allowed<br />
America to saturate – even if we have indulged ourselves in what we<br />
have adopted with appropriate American gluttony. I don’t think any of us<br />
will have a problem epitomising the British Teenager when England face<br />
the USA in the World Cup in June. We will respond in a suitably drunk and<br />
disorderly manner when our lads do ‘em over. British youths of old will be<br />
proud. At least the elder two years of our teenagers will be getting drunk,<br />
unlike their American counterparts – still waiting, are they?<br />
And what about grammar and spelling? It is remarkable how many<br />
times I have heard someone around school get genuinely irritated by a<br />
missing ‘u’ here and a rogue ‘z’ there. Yet they devote their evenings to a<br />
TV show where they all speak this sub-language? Well, aren’t they quick<br />
to criticize? <strong>The</strong> British people’s stubborn nature does drive me up the<br />
wall, but at least it is doing its bit in keeping Britain British.<br />
But who can blame us? <strong>The</strong> ‘American Dream’ really has saturated our<br />
lives. Any teenager who tells you that they don’t know what ‘Glee’ or<br />
‘90210’ are has either had their head in the ground for some time or<br />
can’t bring themselves to admit how hopelessly obsessed with these TV<br />
shows they have become. Or if you think that any song written about<br />
London today could be half as good as Jay-Z’s anthem-like ‘Empire State<br />
of Mind’, and how it paints a picture of New York, I am afraid you would<br />
be wrong – and it does hurt me to admit that. <strong>The</strong>re is no tangible reason<br />
for this – it is just so. Try telling that to <strong>The</strong> Clash, and see what they would<br />
have thought of this idea thirty years ago. What started with Holden<br />
Caulfield way back when has led to the American Teen being declared<br />
the undisputed Prom King of our race. This personification of what it is<br />
to be a teenager remains faceless – it could be the quarter-back of the<br />
Football team or Jim from ‘American Pie’ – the States has every one of us<br />
covered.<br />
But with typical British spirit, our generation is not doomed to lose our<br />
nation’s cultural identity in a haze of Proms, Superbowl parties and<br />
lyrics about Ivy League schools, beach houses and peanut butter jelly<br />
sandwiches none of us can really relate to, no matter how much we are<br />
convinced otherwise. Due to the fickle nature of our country, we have<br />
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As you can tell, I have given the idea of the Americanisation (‘s’ or ‘z’? Oh,<br />
who cares, right?) of British teenagers much thought – probably far more<br />
than it merits. I came to my final conclusion a few weeks ago, when I met<br />
a wonderful girl from Ohio. <strong>The</strong> first half an hour of conversation only<br />
convinced me further that the British Teenager as a unique entity was<br />
dead, as I showed off my inappropriately detailed knowledge of American<br />
Football before discussing a mutual love for ‘Lost’ and Baltimore band<br />
Animal Collective with Jen. ‘Oh great,’ I thought. ‘All that sea separating us,<br />
and we are the same person.’ Until, to my endless surprise, she informed<br />
me of her passion for ‘Fawlty Towers’. ‘I have seen every single episode!’<br />
she told me with much excitement. No big deal, there are only twelve, but<br />
I gave her the benefit of the doubt considering she had even heard of it.<br />
When I realised that a girl who had essentially grown up on the set of<br />
‘Desperate Housewives’ was such a fan of something that I thought was<br />
purely a British institution that other countries regarded with ignorant<br />
contempt, my entire ethos on what it means to understand where you<br />
come from, while still appreciating the wider world, was flipped, turned<br />
upside down. <strong>The</strong> grass is always greener on the other side, and it doesn’t<br />
matter on which side of the Atlantic you stand.<br />
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Term Time’s Guide to <strong>Planning</strong><br />
Top 10 Countries to Visit<br />
Australia<br />
Peru<br />
Canada<br />
Singapore<br />
Fiji<br />
Thailand<br />
Mexico<br />
UK<br />
New Zealand USA<br />
by Charli Wilson<br />
You may not think that planning a gap year really affects you at the<br />
moment, or that you have no time amidst the pressure of school work<br />
to research what’s on offer. You may not even know whether the call of<br />
university will entice you away from a year out of education. Or perhaps,<br />
like me, you are just too lazy to know either way. As for the latter, a decision<br />
like this should not be undergone lightly, after all was it not Sydney J. Harris<br />
who said “Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret<br />
for the things we did not do that is inconsolable.” In light of the great<br />
journalist’s maxim I have outlined below some of the varied choices that<br />
are available to students considering a gap year.<br />
One of the main concerns of parents when informed of their son or<br />
daughter’s wish to take a gap year is finance. Travelling is never going to<br />
be cheap, but have no fear - there are many ways in which a student can<br />
fund a year out without dipping too heavily into the ‘bank of mum and<br />
dad’. Why not consider working full-time for a few months prior to <strong>your</strong><br />
travels to earn <strong>your</strong> own way around the world? It is a good idea to always<br />
take more money than necessary and along with this it is advisable to earn<br />
the money beforehand, as coming home after <strong>your</strong> amazing trip to earn<br />
back the money you have spent is morally bashing along with financially<br />
unadvisable. If a stint mopping floors in Tesco doesn’t catch <strong>your</strong> fancy,<br />
why not get the best of both worlds by earning money on <strong>your</strong> travels.<br />
<strong>The</strong> CCUSA (www.ccusa.com) offers gap year students the opportunity to<br />
spend 9-11 weeks working at their Summer Camps in the USA. <strong>The</strong> well<br />
paid work as a camp counsellor for children aged 7-16 is a great way to<br />
have fun, travel, earn and add to that vital CV. With 30 days at the end of<br />
<strong>your</strong> employment to travel around the USA, you will undoubtedly get a<br />
chance to see some amazing sights along with getting, let’s face it, that all<br />
important tan.<br />
If you are feeling a little more adventurous, however, perhaps a spot<br />
of volunteering work may be more up <strong>your</strong> street. Volunteering in <strong>your</strong><br />
gap year can take you from orphanages in Thailand to Coastal Ecosystem<br />
Mapping in Tobago (exciting!) for those who wish to do something caring<br />
with their time. Websites like www.gapyear.com/volunteering can give<br />
you hundreds of choices on working with the young, the old, animals<br />
or general community projects in all seven continents. Why not learn<br />
another language while helping some of the poorest people in the world,<br />
and gaining those lucrative life skills so sought after by employers and<br />
universities alike.<br />
Summer/Adventure Camps - CCUSA<br />
www.ccusa.com<br />
Become a camp counsellor in an American Summer camp. Work for 9-11 weeks<br />
over the summer and then have 30 days to travel in the USA.<br />
Paid work experience with children aged 7-16.<br />
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Volunteering<br />
gapyear.co.uk<br />
Volunteering/teaching/orphanages/community work/wildlife care.<br />
<strong>Year</strong> in Industry- YINI<br />
www.yini.org.uk<br />
<strong>The</strong> UK’s leading student placement experts.<br />
Jobs in engineering, science, IT, e-commerce, business, marketing, finance and<br />
logistics.<br />
Travelling- Adventure Tours<br />
www.gapadventures.com<br />
Amazon Riverboat Adventure<br />
Tanzanian Wildlife Experience<br />
Flights<br />
STA: seems popular, gives discounts to students; also gives advice on countries<br />
you wish to travel to and tailors <strong>your</strong> flight plans for budget and dates.<br />
RTW: round the world tickets.
Your <strong>Gap</strong> <strong>Year</strong><br />
Cookery Corner<br />
T Looking for experiences a little closer to home, or interested in furthering<br />
<strong>your</strong> career prospects? <strong>The</strong>n perhaps a year in industry would interest<br />
you. A year in industry can not only give you a head start in the world<br />
of work but also introduce you to like-minded people who are also<br />
enrolled in a similar course as <strong>your</strong>self. <strong>The</strong> <strong>Year</strong> in Industry (YINI) offers<br />
students placements in successful industries across Britain in areas such<br />
as engineering, science, IT, e-commerce, business, marketing, finance and<br />
logistics and works in collaboration with companies such as Shell, Rolls-<br />
Royce, QinetiQ, British Energy, L’Oreal or AstraZeneca. <strong>The</strong> year involves a<br />
9-11 month work placement in a location suitable to you, with the option<br />
to travel for the remaining months of the year. Best of all, you could be<br />
earning £9,000 - £14,000 annually; a great input towards <strong>your</strong> drinking - I<br />
mean university - fund.<br />
If you have <strong>your</strong> mind set on travelling it would be sensible to shop<br />
around for the best deals, especially where flights are concerned. A<br />
popular company for booking student flights is STA travel, as they offer a<br />
discount to students under 26, and free information of <strong>your</strong> destination<br />
along with giving flexible flights for budgets and date restrictions. When<br />
thinking of continent hopping a ‘round the world’ (RTW) ticket will<br />
probably be <strong>your</strong> cheapest option. This allows you to hand tailor <strong>your</strong> trip<br />
across the Globe and (presuming you aren’t adopted by the natives) back<br />
again. <strong>The</strong> most popular route from London across to LA, Fiji, Australia,<br />
Singapore and then back home will set you back approximately £729,<br />
but different routes will vary. Be careful not to be sucked in by the sites<br />
offering you flights FROM so much as often you will be disappointed by<br />
the outcome.<br />
So the general consensus? A gap year can obviously be an amazing<br />
experience with some unforgettable memories, but only with the right<br />
amount of planning and consideration. Only the soft of head would<br />
enjoy being hundreds of miles from home when a serious problem<br />
occurs. While a gap year is about developing as a young person, being<br />
too reckless can be dangerous, so remember, planning does not have<br />
to prohibit spontaneity. Warnings aside, a gap year is about having fun,<br />
enjoying being young and making a contribution to those at home or<br />
somewhere more exotic. Don’t let money/anxiety/laziness persuade you<br />
against something you will regret later in life; after all, university isn’t<br />
going anywhere. As for me, well, I might have persuaded even myself.<br />
Marzipan Baked Apples<br />
Recipe by Jonny Barnett<br />
This recipe is a favourite of mine, and it helps that it is quick and simple to<br />
make, since time and hassle is something we all try to avoid when coming<br />
home after a hard day at school/work. It makes a perfect winter warmer, yet<br />
is also startlingly refreshing on a spring or summer’s evening. If you really<br />
want to impress <strong>your</strong> friends or relatives when they come around, this will<br />
definitely leave them wanting to come back for more of <strong>your</strong> cuisine! Serve<br />
with a decent amount of good quality ice cream or cream, and don’t forget<br />
to spoon the sweet sugary syrup, which has collected in the bottom of the<br />
dish, over and around each of the apples to make the perfect finish to this<br />
dessert. Enjoy.<br />
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Serves 4<br />
Ingredients:<br />
4 apples, each about the size of a cricket ball<br />
80g dark brown sugar<br />
100g marzipan, broken into pieces<br />
8 walnut halves<br />
2 tbsp raisins<br />
75ml double cream<br />
2 tbsp butter<br />
Vanilla ice cream or double cream to serve<br />
Heat the oven to 200C/400F/Gas mark 6. Remove the core of the<br />
apples in one piece. Make a slit in the skin of each one right around<br />
the equator of the apple (this will stop it exploding in the oven). Put<br />
the sugar in the bottom of a small ovenproof dish, just large enough<br />
to contain the apples. Place the apples on top, then layer the marzipan,<br />
nuts and raisins in the cavities - any extra can spill out of the top. Pour<br />
over the cream, then dot the tops evenly with butter. Put in the oven<br />
and bake for about 35 minutes or until the apples are soft and the<br />
juices are bubbling. Allow to cool for 5 minutes, then decant into bowls.<br />
<strong>The</strong>se are fiendishly rich, but that’s no reason not to add a blob of ice<br />
cream or cream.<br />
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Term Time Review<br />
by Mike Hedges<br />
Vampire Weekend – Contra<br />
<strong>The</strong> preppy anti-rock stars return with a chart-topping album that rivals<br />
their 2008 debut for fun, and surpasses it musically. African rhythms move<br />
with extra bounce, the melodies stick<br />
in <strong>your</strong> head after one listen, and the<br />
introduction of more strings and electro<br />
add a whole new element to their sound<br />
– beautifully bizarre and educated lyrics<br />
come as standard. What will undoubtedly<br />
provide many with the soundtrack to<br />
their summer this year doesn’t skimp on<br />
poignancy. <strong>The</strong>re is a lovely undertone<br />
addressing growing up and moving on.<br />
Key Tracks: White Sky,<br />
I Think Ur A Contra<br />
Beach House – Teen Dream<br />
<strong>The</strong> third full-length album from Baltimore’s Beach House still sounds as<br />
chilled as their previous releases, but Teen Dream has far greater intent<br />
from the start. Victoria Legrand’s voice sounds glorious throughout – with<br />
most tracks featuring rich harmonies, most notably on Lover Of Mine. <strong>The</strong><br />
arrangements float and soar with guitars that chime and keys that sound<br />
like old video game soundtracks. With a title like Teen Dream, the lyrics<br />
suitably consist of vague descriptions of<br />
lust and relationships, but what is most<br />
impressive is the social issue set to affect<br />
just about every teenager tackled in the<br />
final track Take Care – ‘I’ll take care of you,<br />
if you ask me to’ is sung dozens of times<br />
– a reminder of the responsibilities that<br />
face us all when our teen years come to<br />
an end.<br />
Key Tracks: Silver Soul,<br />
Walk In <strong>The</strong> Park.<br />
Strong Arm Steady –<br />
In Search Of Stoney Jackson<br />
2010’s slickest release so far by a mile. Made up of Soul and Motown<br />
samples, bone<br />
crunching beats,<br />
sharp guitars<br />
and clever verse<br />
after clever verse,<br />
In Search Of<br />
Stoney Jackson<br />
sounds current<br />
and relevant<br />
while tipping its<br />
hat at the music<br />
of the past that<br />
inspired it. If there<br />
is one criticism to<br />
be made of the<br />
Californians, it is all<br />
very similar. But if<br />
you have a winning<br />
formula, why<br />
change it? Without a doubt, my favourite hip-hop album since Outkast’s<br />
Speakerboxxx/<strong>The</strong> Love Below of 2003. If this isn’t playing at every party<br />
around school after this review, I really haven’t done my job properly.<br />
Key Tracks: True Champs, Bark Like A Dog<br />
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Toro Y Moi – Causers Of This<br />
ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS: THIS IS THE PERFECT HOMEWORK ALBUM.<br />
Get ready to lose <strong>your</strong>self in an efficiency trance induced by the featherlight<br />
beats, swirling textures<br />
and blissful vocals on display<br />
from Carolina’s Chazwick<br />
Bundick. An album that<br />
works so much better in full<br />
than as individual tracks is<br />
becoming increasingly rare<br />
in today’s mp3 generation,<br />
but listening to Causers<br />
Of This in its entirety is a<br />
joyful experience. For fans<br />
of Passion Pit, MGMT and<br />
listening to music while<br />
doing homework but still<br />
getting it in on time.<br />
Key Tracks: Blessa,<br />
Lissoms<br />
Surfer Blood – Astro Coast<br />
On first hearing, Astro Coast is a very good guitar album. After several<br />
listens, it is so much more than that. Every track is blessed with a classic<br />
riff, as any good guitar album should, but every track bar the incredibly<br />
catchy instrumental Neighbour Riffs is also blessed with the simply<br />
brilliant vocals of John Paul Pitts. I know, a guitar band with a singer who<br />
can actually sing! Now do you see why I am excited by them? <strong>The</strong> leak of<br />
the potentially iconic debut single Swim<br />
last year threatened to destroy Surfer<br />
Blood, as the hype that surrounded the<br />
release of Astro Coast became ridiculous.<br />
Although Swim is undoubtedly the best<br />
track, it is just one of many, many good<br />
songs here. <strong>The</strong> irresistible afro-infused<br />
minute-and-a-bit jam at the end of Take<br />
It Easy has got to be the best section of a<br />
song 2010 has yet seen.<br />
Key Tracks: Swim, Anchorage<br />
Four Tet – <strong>The</strong>re Is Love In You<br />
WOOHOO!! A British artist on the list! I do apologise for the obvious US<br />
dominance of my best of 2010. I wish it were different. Anyway, back to<br />
the album. Four Tet’s latest release succeeds not only in reminding us<br />
that there is indeed love in us, as anyone<br />
who doesn’t feel something from at least<br />
a couple of these tracks isn’t human,<br />
but also that there is love in him and his<br />
sublime music. Because of the eerie cutup<br />
female vocal samples, the intricate yet<br />
in places brutal rhythms, and the overall<br />
atmosphere to Kieran Hebden’s work, I<br />
am going to make a few suggestions on<br />
how to make the most of this album. First<br />
of all, try and find a decent sound system<br />
to play this on. <strong>The</strong>re are things going on here that iPod headphones just<br />
don’t pick up on. Secondly, once you feel like you know the album, let<br />
Four Tet guide you on a walk through an urban environment or keep you<br />
company on the last bus home. Not since Burial’s 2008 Untrue has there<br />
been a better album to explore the city with.<br />
Key Tracks: Angel Echoes, She Just Likes to Fight
Learning How<br />
NOT to Drive<br />
by Ellie Isaacs<br />
Stepping into my driving<br />
instructor’s car for the<br />
first time was, admittedly,<br />
rather nerve racking. I’d<br />
had no experience of<br />
driving before (unless you<br />
counted the slightly illegal<br />
spin I’d had in an empty<br />
car park one night) and<br />
was worried my instructor<br />
would turn to me at the<br />
end of my first lesson and<br />
say “I’m sorry, I just don’t think I’m qualified to teach someone<br />
of <strong>your</strong> capabilities.” Luckily for me, he didn’t.<br />
After stalling a few hundred times (I genuinely lost count), I<br />
was surprised at what I had achieved in those first two hours:<br />
a top speed of thirty, and returning me and my instructor<br />
safely home. What was more surprising is that my instructor,<br />
Pete, wasn’t horrifically scared at the possibility of death<br />
at any point during our two hour lesson, but was actually<br />
serenely calm. At one point, driving down a road as narrow<br />
as my little finger with parked cars on both sides, I almost<br />
crashed straight into a lorry, but instead of letting out a highpitched<br />
scream or even raising his voice, Pete merely said<br />
“Just towards me a fraction”, whilst applying the dual control<br />
brakes firmly. This was the only near death experience during<br />
my first lesson, and I thought that just one in two hours is<br />
definitely something to be proud of.<br />
So after pulling up outside my house at the end of that initial<br />
session, Pete noted down what I had accomplished (bit of<br />
clutch control, emerging left, emerging right etc.) and told<br />
me to give him a ring to book some more lessons. I, still<br />
surprised by his calmness and lack of fear, nodded and said<br />
I’d give him a call.<br />
So after more lessons (I’d only stopped stalling on about<br />
the 12th) my driving was definitely improving. <strong>The</strong>re was,<br />
however, the incident with the windscreen wipers. During<br />
one lesson, a little gentle rain started falling, so Pete told me<br />
to get the rear windscreen wipers going. This immediately<br />
took my attention away from where it should have been,<br />
the road, and instead onto the rear window. After flicking<br />
the switch up once, I realised that the wipers were on the<br />
wrong setting and this is where the problems started. I<br />
was intent on getting them to the right setting and so, it<br />
appeared, was Pete (who had also – rather worryingly –<br />
taken his eyes off the road). And then, both of us focused on<br />
the windscreen wipers, didn’t notice that my steering had<br />
taken us dreadfully off course and that we were heading for<br />
the kerb. An unexpected bump brought our attention swiftly<br />
back to the road and I managed somehow to get us back on<br />
track with a rapid turn of the steering wheel, whilst my face<br />
flushed magenta with embarrassment. Pete remained silent<br />
in the passenger seat. [But he did tell me later not to worry:<br />
“It happens to everyone.”]<br />
Now, on my 18th – yes, 18th – lesson, I’ve mastered how not<br />
to stall, crash into lorries on narrow roads or veer into the<br />
kerb. I still have some things to perfect before I am ready to<br />
take my test, but I just wanted to let anyone who is yet to<br />
have a driving lesson know that it won’t be as scary as you<br />
think. And if you do make a mistake, I’m sure <strong>your</strong> instructor<br />
will have seen/experienced a LOT worse (especially if he’s<br />
called Pete and teaches in Worcester).<br />
When football<br />
got a bit Messi<br />
termtime@ksw.org.uk<br />
by Ethan Sugden<br />
T Recently, a young Argentinean footballer proved to the world why he currently<br />
holds the European Footballer of the <strong>Year</strong> award. When he received this award,<br />
there was a certain feeling, especially from the British press, that he was not the<br />
best player in Europe. Some have been raving about Messi for the last few years,<br />
but for others the award came as a surprise, especially at a time when Cristiano<br />
Ronaldo graced the Premier League; however, Messi fever has now well and truly<br />
hit the UK after that performance against Arsenal in the Champions League.<br />
Perhaps it is the narrow mindedness of the British press that stopped them<br />
from being able to see the incredible talent of Lionel Messi. I think this because<br />
the media do not spend much<br />
time watching other European<br />
leagues, as they believe the<br />
Premier League to be the best in<br />
Europe, and probably the world.<br />
Lionel Messi was born in Rosario,<br />
Argentina in 1987. He started<br />
playing football when he was<br />
five for a club which his father<br />
coached, then moved to local side<br />
Newell’s Old Boys in 1995. When<br />
he was 11, he was diagnosed<br />
with growth hormone deficiency<br />
(GHD). Sporting director of FC<br />
Barcelona at that time, Carles Rexach, heard about the young Messi and arranged<br />
a trial. Barcelona then signed Messi and agreed to pay the $900 per month for<br />
GHD treatment on the condition that he move to Spain with his family.<br />
At Barcelona, Messi trained at the academy known as La Masia. This is perhaps<br />
one of the most famous youth academies of all time. Messi trained daily with<br />
two players also respected on the world stage – Cesc Fàbregas and Gerard<br />
Pique. It may well be here that Messi became so good at the beautiful game.<br />
What goes on at La Masia is very secretive, but Barcelona has every right to keep<br />
their well-practised training techniques a secret. Firstly, they work very well,<br />
with some players going on to play in the Barcelona first team, such as Puyol,<br />
Xavi and Iniesta, but what goes unrecognised is the contribution of La Masia to<br />
the Spanish leagues in general. Some of these players have also made it to the<br />
Premier League, such as Liverpool ‘keeper Reina and Everton midfielder Arteta.<br />
This begs the question: would Lionel Messi be as good had he not gone to La<br />
Masia?<br />
Sadly, it is something we will never know, but many clubs are now trying to<br />
develop their youth academies more to compete with Barcelona. One idea which<br />
the Barcelona scouts use is looking at young players’ mental attributes before<br />
their physical. This clearly shows great confidence in their ability to get the best<br />
out of a player and it also leads to an interesting trend. Most of the players that<br />
join La Masia are strikers or attacking players, as it is this role that requires the<br />
skill needed to play for Barcelona. <strong>The</strong>se skills include mental alertness, speed,<br />
ball control and many more. Some of these players are converted to become<br />
defenders, but they will always have that striker’s instinct, which can be very<br />
useful.<br />
Josep Guardiola, Barca legend and current manager, also keeps his training<br />
methods away from prying eyes. He may now employ some of the techniques<br />
used when he was brought through the ranks at the club. What is known,<br />
however, is his extreme attention to detail. In a recent training session, which<br />
was seen by some of the press, players were split into groups of two, and one of<br />
the exercises was to chip the ball into an upturned stool, once with each foot,<br />
before being allowed to take a shot at goal. <strong>The</strong>re is no doubt that it is this, along<br />
with other methods, that makes Barcelona an unstoppable force.<br />
Messi already has more winners’ medals than the player he is forever compared<br />
to, Diego Maradona. Critics are now saying that Messi must prove himself by<br />
winning the World Cup in the summer when he teams up with Maradona; in my<br />
opinion, he is already the best football player ever to grace the planet.<br />
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Senior Sports Day<br />
Jed Brookes-Lewis reports<br />
It’s that time of the year again. From looping discus throws to strenuous<br />
sprints, the extravaganza that is senior sports day is one of the can’t miss<br />
events in the school calendar. On a surprisingly chilly May afternoon, the<br />
Fifth and Sixth Forms decamped from normal lessons to the Nunnery<br />
Wood Sports Centre for an event which some say is as prestigious as the<br />
Olympics themselves. You would be forgiven for thinking that you were<br />
back in Beijing too after some of the performances that were put in on<br />
the day, although few records were broken. Harry Nuttall (Oswald) and<br />
Seb Jamous (Kittermaster) both gave Usain Bolt-like feats to take 100 and<br />
200 metres sprint doubles for Fifth and Sixth Form boys respectively. In<br />
the field events Alex Stefanou (Wulstan) impressed, taking victories in<br />
both the long and triple jumps for Fifth Form boys. Alex Roberts (<strong>School</strong>)<br />
took the long distance double, with wins in the 800 and 1500 metres,<br />
while on the female side of things Emmie Le Marchand put in a stellar<br />
performance, winning a number of events. With her help, among other<br />
good showings, Chappel won by a comfortable margin, with Creighton<br />
in second, Kittermaster third and Wulstan in fourth. A narrow second<br />
place in the triple jump together with her victories ensured Emmie Le<br />
Marchand pipped Lizzie Bennett to be 2010 Senior Sports Day Victrix<br />
Ludorum, whilst Harry Nuttall’s victory in the shot putt and Seb Jamous’<br />
in the long jump along with their sprint efforts made them 2010 Fifth<br />
Form and Senior Boys Victor Ludorum respectively.<br />
<strong>The</strong> Phantom-Teabag<br />
Rosie Pugh reports...<br />
In 1990, a few secretive sixth formers pulled off one of the most<br />
well-orchestrated pranks of recent years. As the then Headmaster<br />
Dr Moore gave his end-of-year speech in final assembly, a huge<br />
banner – set off by a clever mechanical system – slowly descended<br />
over the back wall of College Hall. Its message – “PHANTOM-<br />
TEABAG STRIKES AGAIN, HAVE A GOOD HOLIDAY EVERYONE”.<br />
And the best part? Every excited pupil and horrified teacher in<br />
College Hall noticed … all except for the unwitting headmaster.<br />
<strong>The</strong> ‘Phantom-Teabag’ conspirators had told no one about the<br />
trick, and had enlisted the help of the maintenance staff to rig<br />
up the banner before final assembly. Someone helpfully snapped<br />
a picture of the banner, so we can all appreciate the genius of a<br />
good prank for years to come. Kudos to the masterminds, from<br />
the Term Time team!<br />
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