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T T<br />

TERM TIME<br />

MAGAZINE<br />

ISSUE 01 MAY 2010<br />

<strong>The</strong> Phantom-Teabag<br />

Senior Sports Day<br />

<strong>Planning</strong> <strong>your</strong><br />

<strong>Gap</strong> <strong>Year</strong>


T T<br />

Welcome to the new<br />

Term Time Magazine<br />

- the magazine for the Fifth and<br />

Sixth Form at King’s Worcester<br />

Our country is entering a new era with the Liberal-<br />

Conservative coalition government. Our school is<br />

also entering a new era with a Fifth and Sixth Form<br />

magazine. For a long time there had been limited<br />

journalistic opportunities for the older students,<br />

but this time is now over. We already have a strong team of reporters, but<br />

there are still opportunities for all interested – see one of the editorial<br />

team for more information.<br />

In this first issue of Term Time we have a mix of current school news, a<br />

look through the school archives at interesting events that happened in<br />

the school’s past, reviews, sports articles, a recipe and some more lighthearted<br />

material. Our main feature in this issue is an article on <strong>Gap</strong> <strong>Year</strong>s.<br />

This is particularly relevant at the moment, as Lower Sixth need to decide<br />

what they want to do with regards to higher education as they start to<br />

think about their UCAS applications, and Upper Sixth who have applied<br />

for deferred entry start to finalise plans for their year out.<br />

This will be an important time of the year for many of our readers, with<br />

public exams looming. I wish everyone who is taking exams soon the<br />

very best, although as much as we want to do very well, we can only try<br />

our best, and we must all remember that worse things can happen than<br />

an exam not going quite as well as it could have gone.<br />

I congratulate all the contributors to this issue. <strong>The</strong>y have worked very<br />

hard in producing material for the magazine. Many thanks must also<br />

go to JCV for her organisation of the magazine, LLG for her help in<br />

proofreading all the articles, and DJA for his work in DTP and putting the<br />

whole magazine together. Without them you would not be reading this.<br />

Enjoy this inaugural issue of Term Time. I hope it is the first of many.<br />

In this issue...<br />

T T<br />

Born in the USA! 3<br />

Michael Hedges shows the extent by which we are<br />

influenced by American culture<br />

T <strong>Planning</strong> Your <strong>Gap</strong> <strong>Year</strong> 4<br />

Charli Wilson looks at good things to do in a year<br />

out before university<br />

T Cookery Corner 5<br />

Jonny Barnett teaches us how to cook something<br />

delicious<br />

T Term Time Review 6<br />

Michael Hedges reviews what he feels are the best<br />

albums of the year so far<br />

T Learning How NOT to Drive 7<br />

Ellie Isaacs reveals all the dramas that can be<br />

expected during driving lessons<br />

T When Football got a bit Messi 7<br />

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Ethan Sugden explains where the best footballers in<br />

the world come from<br />

Senior Sports Day 8<br />

Jed Brookes-Lewis summarises the action at the<br />

recent Senior Sports Day<br />

<strong>The</strong> Phantom Teabag 8<br />

Rosie Pugh investigates an interesting incident<br />

from the school’s past<br />

What would you like to see in the next issue of TT Magazine?<br />

E-mail <strong>your</strong> comments to termtime@ksw.org.uk<br />

Jonjo McArdle<br />

Editor<br />

TERM TIME MAGAZINE<br />

A publication of <strong>The</strong> King’s <strong>School</strong>, Worcester<br />

Issue 01 May 2010<br />

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<strong>The</strong> Term Time Team<br />

Jonjo McArdle<br />

Editor<br />

Rosie Pugh<br />

Sub-Editor<br />

Jed Brookes-Lewis<br />

Picture Editor<br />

Ethan Sugden<br />

DTP<br />

Any views expressed within this publication are those of the contributors<br />

and do not necessarily reflect those of <strong>The</strong> King’s <strong>School</strong>, Worcester.<br />

Visit us on the web:<br />

www.termtimemagazine.co.uk<br />

COMING SOON!<br />

REGIA SCHOLA<br />

VIGORNIENSIS<br />

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Look out for features from other team members in future issues....<br />

Jonny Barnett<br />

Contributor<br />

Mike Hedges<br />

Contributor<br />

Ellie Isaacs<br />

Contributor<br />

Charli Wilson<br />

Contributor<br />

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Georgie Taylor Hannah Lambert Hannah Wynn<br />

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T Born in the USA?<br />

No, but we may as well have been...<br />

Mike Hedges considers the impact of American culture on British society<br />

Above me is a California-blue sky, and I am sitting in the glorious sunshine<br />

listening to the ‘next big thing’ out of the States. I am not the only one<br />

enjoying the sun-kissed guitars of some typically happy-go-lucky East<br />

Coast band of bleach-blonde twenty-somethings. All the guys are here<br />

with me, each with one of those red cups of Bud that always somehow<br />

materialise at anything like this – the football players, the cheerleaders,<br />

the bad-asses, the funny kids and the nerds. Because that is everyone<br />

in high school, right? Almost an authentic American Teen experience.<br />

Almost. Except it is early March in the UK, and I am wrapped up in a<br />

hoodie, jacket and jeans – my shorts will have to wait a few months yet<br />

– and I am imagining all of the above except the music. I don’t think it is<br />

an end to this nightmare winter I am yearning for. I think it is much more<br />

than that. Take a look at anyone’s music collection or their favourite films<br />

and TV shows and it is obvious. We are all becoming more American –<br />

especially us teenagers. I am sure I am not alone in thinking this.<br />

been very selective about which part of our lives we have allowed<br />

America to saturate – even if we have indulged ourselves in what we<br />

have adopted with appropriate American gluttony. I don’t think any of us<br />

will have a problem epitomising the British Teenager when England face<br />

the USA in the World Cup in June. We will respond in a suitably drunk and<br />

disorderly manner when our lads do ‘em over. British youths of old will be<br />

proud. At least the elder two years of our teenagers will be getting drunk,<br />

unlike their American counterparts – still waiting, are they?<br />

And what about grammar and spelling? It is remarkable how many<br />

times I have heard someone around school get genuinely irritated by a<br />

missing ‘u’ here and a rogue ‘z’ there. Yet they devote their evenings to a<br />

TV show where they all speak this sub-language? Well, aren’t they quick<br />

to criticize? <strong>The</strong> British people’s stubborn nature does drive me up the<br />

wall, but at least it is doing its bit in keeping Britain British.<br />

But who can blame us? <strong>The</strong> ‘American Dream’ really has saturated our<br />

lives. Any teenager who tells you that they don’t know what ‘Glee’ or<br />

‘90210’ are has either had their head in the ground for some time or<br />

can’t bring themselves to admit how hopelessly obsessed with these TV<br />

shows they have become. Or if you think that any song written about<br />

London today could be half as good as Jay-Z’s anthem-like ‘Empire State<br />

of Mind’, and how it paints a picture of New York, I am afraid you would<br />

be wrong – and it does hurt me to admit that. <strong>The</strong>re is no tangible reason<br />

for this – it is just so. Try telling that to <strong>The</strong> Clash, and see what they would<br />

have thought of this idea thirty years ago. What started with Holden<br />

Caulfield way back when has led to the American Teen being declared<br />

the undisputed Prom King of our race. This personification of what it is<br />

to be a teenager remains faceless – it could be the quarter-back of the<br />

Football team or Jim from ‘American Pie’ – the States has every one of us<br />

covered.<br />

But with typical British spirit, our generation is not doomed to lose our<br />

nation’s cultural identity in a haze of Proms, Superbowl parties and<br />

lyrics about Ivy League schools, beach houses and peanut butter jelly<br />

sandwiches none of us can really relate to, no matter how much we are<br />

convinced otherwise. Due to the fickle nature of our country, we have<br />

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As you can tell, I have given the idea of the Americanisation (‘s’ or ‘z’? Oh,<br />

who cares, right?) of British teenagers much thought – probably far more<br />

than it merits. I came to my final conclusion a few weeks ago, when I met<br />

a wonderful girl from Ohio. <strong>The</strong> first half an hour of conversation only<br />

convinced me further that the British Teenager as a unique entity was<br />

dead, as I showed off my inappropriately detailed knowledge of American<br />

Football before discussing a mutual love for ‘Lost’ and Baltimore band<br />

Animal Collective with Jen. ‘Oh great,’ I thought. ‘All that sea separating us,<br />

and we are the same person.’ Until, to my endless surprise, she informed<br />

me of her passion for ‘Fawlty Towers’. ‘I have seen every single episode!’<br />

she told me with much excitement. No big deal, there are only twelve, but<br />

I gave her the benefit of the doubt considering she had even heard of it.<br />

When I realised that a girl who had essentially grown up on the set of<br />

‘Desperate Housewives’ was such a fan of something that I thought was<br />

purely a British institution that other countries regarded with ignorant<br />

contempt, my entire ethos on what it means to understand where you<br />

come from, while still appreciating the wider world, was flipped, turned<br />

upside down. <strong>The</strong> grass is always greener on the other side, and it doesn’t<br />

matter on which side of the Atlantic you stand.<br />

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Term Time’s Guide to <strong>Planning</strong><br />

Top 10 Countries to Visit<br />

Australia<br />

Peru<br />

Canada<br />

Singapore<br />

Fiji<br />

Thailand<br />

Mexico<br />

UK<br />

New Zealand USA<br />

by Charli Wilson<br />

You may not think that planning a gap year really affects you at the<br />

moment, or that you have no time amidst the pressure of school work<br />

to research what’s on offer. You may not even know whether the call of<br />

university will entice you away from a year out of education. Or perhaps,<br />

like me, you are just too lazy to know either way. As for the latter, a decision<br />

like this should not be undergone lightly, after all was it not Sydney J. Harris<br />

who said “Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret<br />

for the things we did not do that is inconsolable.” In light of the great<br />

journalist’s maxim I have outlined below some of the varied choices that<br />

are available to students considering a gap year.<br />

One of the main concerns of parents when informed of their son or<br />

daughter’s wish to take a gap year is finance. Travelling is never going to<br />

be cheap, but have no fear - there are many ways in which a student can<br />

fund a year out without dipping too heavily into the ‘bank of mum and<br />

dad’. Why not consider working full-time for a few months prior to <strong>your</strong><br />

travels to earn <strong>your</strong> own way around the world? It is a good idea to always<br />

take more money than necessary and along with this it is advisable to earn<br />

the money beforehand, as coming home after <strong>your</strong> amazing trip to earn<br />

back the money you have spent is morally bashing along with financially<br />

unadvisable. If a stint mopping floors in Tesco doesn’t catch <strong>your</strong> fancy,<br />

why not get the best of both worlds by earning money on <strong>your</strong> travels.<br />

<strong>The</strong> CCUSA (www.ccusa.com) offers gap year students the opportunity to<br />

spend 9-11 weeks working at their Summer Camps in the USA. <strong>The</strong> well<br />

paid work as a camp counsellor for children aged 7-16 is a great way to<br />

have fun, travel, earn and add to that vital CV. With 30 days at the end of<br />

<strong>your</strong> employment to travel around the USA, you will undoubtedly get a<br />

chance to see some amazing sights along with getting, let’s face it, that all<br />

important tan.<br />

If you are feeling a little more adventurous, however, perhaps a spot<br />

of volunteering work may be more up <strong>your</strong> street. Volunteering in <strong>your</strong><br />

gap year can take you from orphanages in Thailand to Coastal Ecosystem<br />

Mapping in Tobago (exciting!) for those who wish to do something caring<br />

with their time. Websites like www.gapyear.com/volunteering can give<br />

you hundreds of choices on working with the young, the old, animals<br />

or general community projects in all seven continents. Why not learn<br />

another language while helping some of the poorest people in the world,<br />

and gaining those lucrative life skills so sought after by employers and<br />

universities alike.<br />

Summer/Adventure Camps - CCUSA<br />

www.ccusa.com<br />

Become a camp counsellor in an American Summer camp. Work for 9-11 weeks<br />

over the summer and then have 30 days to travel in the USA.<br />

Paid work experience with children aged 7-16.<br />

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Volunteering<br />

gapyear.co.uk<br />

Volunteering/teaching/orphanages/community work/wildlife care.<br />

<strong>Year</strong> in Industry- YINI<br />

www.yini.org.uk<br />

<strong>The</strong> UK’s leading student placement experts.<br />

Jobs in engineering, science, IT, e-commerce, business, marketing, finance and<br />

logistics.<br />

Travelling- Adventure Tours<br />

www.gapadventures.com<br />

Amazon Riverboat Adventure<br />

Tanzanian Wildlife Experience<br />

Flights<br />

STA: seems popular, gives discounts to students; also gives advice on countries<br />

you wish to travel to and tailors <strong>your</strong> flight plans for budget and dates.<br />

RTW: round the world tickets.


Your <strong>Gap</strong> <strong>Year</strong><br />

Cookery Corner<br />

T Looking for experiences a little closer to home, or interested in furthering<br />

<strong>your</strong> career prospects? <strong>The</strong>n perhaps a year in industry would interest<br />

you. A year in industry can not only give you a head start in the world<br />

of work but also introduce you to like-minded people who are also<br />

enrolled in a similar course as <strong>your</strong>self. <strong>The</strong> <strong>Year</strong> in Industry (YINI) offers<br />

students placements in successful industries across Britain in areas such<br />

as engineering, science, IT, e-commerce, business, marketing, finance and<br />

logistics and works in collaboration with companies such as Shell, Rolls-<br />

Royce, QinetiQ, British Energy, L’Oreal or AstraZeneca. <strong>The</strong> year involves a<br />

9-11 month work placement in a location suitable to you, with the option<br />

to travel for the remaining months of the year. Best of all, you could be<br />

earning £9,000 - £14,000 annually; a great input towards <strong>your</strong> drinking - I<br />

mean university - fund.<br />

If you have <strong>your</strong> mind set on travelling it would be sensible to shop<br />

around for the best deals, especially where flights are concerned. A<br />

popular company for booking student flights is STA travel, as they offer a<br />

discount to students under 26, and free information of <strong>your</strong> destination<br />

along with giving flexible flights for budgets and date restrictions. When<br />

thinking of continent hopping a ‘round the world’ (RTW) ticket will<br />

probably be <strong>your</strong> cheapest option. This allows you to hand tailor <strong>your</strong> trip<br />

across the Globe and (presuming you aren’t adopted by the natives) back<br />

again. <strong>The</strong> most popular route from London across to LA, Fiji, Australia,<br />

Singapore and then back home will set you back approximately £729,<br />

but different routes will vary. Be careful not to be sucked in by the sites<br />

offering you flights FROM so much as often you will be disappointed by<br />

the outcome.<br />

So the general consensus? A gap year can obviously be an amazing<br />

experience with some unforgettable memories, but only with the right<br />

amount of planning and consideration. Only the soft of head would<br />

enjoy being hundreds of miles from home when a serious problem<br />

occurs. While a gap year is about developing as a young person, being<br />

too reckless can be dangerous, so remember, planning does not have<br />

to prohibit spontaneity. Warnings aside, a gap year is about having fun,<br />

enjoying being young and making a contribution to those at home or<br />

somewhere more exotic. Don’t let money/anxiety/laziness persuade you<br />

against something you will regret later in life; after all, university isn’t<br />

going anywhere. As for me, well, I might have persuaded even myself.<br />

Marzipan Baked Apples<br />

Recipe by Jonny Barnett<br />

This recipe is a favourite of mine, and it helps that it is quick and simple to<br />

make, since time and hassle is something we all try to avoid when coming<br />

home after a hard day at school/work. It makes a perfect winter warmer, yet<br />

is also startlingly refreshing on a spring or summer’s evening. If you really<br />

want to impress <strong>your</strong> friends or relatives when they come around, this will<br />

definitely leave them wanting to come back for more of <strong>your</strong> cuisine! Serve<br />

with a decent amount of good quality ice cream or cream, and don’t forget<br />

to spoon the sweet sugary syrup, which has collected in the bottom of the<br />

dish, over and around each of the apples to make the perfect finish to this<br />

dessert. Enjoy.<br />

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Serves 4<br />

Ingredients:<br />

4 apples, each about the size of a cricket ball<br />

80g dark brown sugar<br />

100g marzipan, broken into pieces<br />

8 walnut halves<br />

2 tbsp raisins<br />

75ml double cream<br />

2 tbsp butter<br />

Vanilla ice cream or double cream to serve<br />

Heat the oven to 200C/400F/Gas mark 6. Remove the core of the<br />

apples in one piece. Make a slit in the skin of each one right around<br />

the equator of the apple (this will stop it exploding in the oven). Put<br />

the sugar in the bottom of a small ovenproof dish, just large enough<br />

to contain the apples. Place the apples on top, then layer the marzipan,<br />

nuts and raisins in the cavities - any extra can spill out of the top. Pour<br />

over the cream, then dot the tops evenly with butter. Put in the oven<br />

and bake for about 35 minutes or until the apples are soft and the<br />

juices are bubbling. Allow to cool for 5 minutes, then decant into bowls.<br />

<strong>The</strong>se are fiendishly rich, but that’s no reason not to add a blob of ice<br />

cream or cream.<br />

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Term Time Review<br />

by Mike Hedges<br />

Vampire Weekend – Contra<br />

<strong>The</strong> preppy anti-rock stars return with a chart-topping album that rivals<br />

their 2008 debut for fun, and surpasses it musically. African rhythms move<br />

with extra bounce, the melodies stick<br />

in <strong>your</strong> head after one listen, and the<br />

introduction of more strings and electro<br />

add a whole new element to their sound<br />

– beautifully bizarre and educated lyrics<br />

come as standard. What will undoubtedly<br />

provide many with the soundtrack to<br />

their summer this year doesn’t skimp on<br />

poignancy. <strong>The</strong>re is a lovely undertone<br />

addressing growing up and moving on.<br />

Key Tracks: White Sky,<br />

I Think Ur A Contra<br />

Beach House – Teen Dream<br />

<strong>The</strong> third full-length album from Baltimore’s Beach House still sounds as<br />

chilled as their previous releases, but Teen Dream has far greater intent<br />

from the start. Victoria Legrand’s voice sounds glorious throughout – with<br />

most tracks featuring rich harmonies, most notably on Lover Of Mine. <strong>The</strong><br />

arrangements float and soar with guitars that chime and keys that sound<br />

like old video game soundtracks. With a title like Teen Dream, the lyrics<br />

suitably consist of vague descriptions of<br />

lust and relationships, but what is most<br />

impressive is the social issue set to affect<br />

just about every teenager tackled in the<br />

final track Take Care – ‘I’ll take care of you,<br />

if you ask me to’ is sung dozens of times<br />

– a reminder of the responsibilities that<br />

face us all when our teen years come to<br />

an end.<br />

Key Tracks: Silver Soul,<br />

Walk In <strong>The</strong> Park.<br />

Strong Arm Steady –<br />

In Search Of Stoney Jackson<br />

2010’s slickest release so far by a mile. Made up of Soul and Motown<br />

samples, bone<br />

crunching beats,<br />

sharp guitars<br />

and clever verse<br />

after clever verse,<br />

In Search Of<br />

Stoney Jackson<br />

sounds current<br />

and relevant<br />

while tipping its<br />

hat at the music<br />

of the past that<br />

inspired it. If there<br />

is one criticism to<br />

be made of the<br />

Californians, it is all<br />

very similar. But if<br />

you have a winning<br />

formula, why<br />

change it? Without a doubt, my favourite hip-hop album since Outkast’s<br />

Speakerboxxx/<strong>The</strong> Love Below of 2003. If this isn’t playing at every party<br />

around school after this review, I really haven’t done my job properly.<br />

Key Tracks: True Champs, Bark Like A Dog<br />

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Toro Y Moi – Causers Of This<br />

ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS: THIS IS THE PERFECT HOMEWORK ALBUM.<br />

Get ready to lose <strong>your</strong>self in an efficiency trance induced by the featherlight<br />

beats, swirling textures<br />

and blissful vocals on display<br />

from Carolina’s Chazwick<br />

Bundick. An album that<br />

works so much better in full<br />

than as individual tracks is<br />

becoming increasingly rare<br />

in today’s mp3 generation,<br />

but listening to Causers<br />

Of This in its entirety is a<br />

joyful experience. For fans<br />

of Passion Pit, MGMT and<br />

listening to music while<br />

doing homework but still<br />

getting it in on time.<br />

Key Tracks: Blessa,<br />

Lissoms<br />

Surfer Blood – Astro Coast<br />

On first hearing, Astro Coast is a very good guitar album. After several<br />

listens, it is so much more than that. Every track is blessed with a classic<br />

riff, as any good guitar album should, but every track bar the incredibly<br />

catchy instrumental Neighbour Riffs is also blessed with the simply<br />

brilliant vocals of John Paul Pitts. I know, a guitar band with a singer who<br />

can actually sing! Now do you see why I am excited by them? <strong>The</strong> leak of<br />

the potentially iconic debut single Swim<br />

last year threatened to destroy Surfer<br />

Blood, as the hype that surrounded the<br />

release of Astro Coast became ridiculous.<br />

Although Swim is undoubtedly the best<br />

track, it is just one of many, many good<br />

songs here. <strong>The</strong> irresistible afro-infused<br />

minute-and-a-bit jam at the end of Take<br />

It Easy has got to be the best section of a<br />

song 2010 has yet seen.<br />

Key Tracks: Swim, Anchorage<br />

Four Tet – <strong>The</strong>re Is Love In You<br />

WOOHOO!! A British artist on the list! I do apologise for the obvious US<br />

dominance of my best of 2010. I wish it were different. Anyway, back to<br />

the album. Four Tet’s latest release succeeds not only in reminding us<br />

that there is indeed love in us, as anyone<br />

who doesn’t feel something from at least<br />

a couple of these tracks isn’t human,<br />

but also that there is love in him and his<br />

sublime music. Because of the eerie cutup<br />

female vocal samples, the intricate yet<br />

in places brutal rhythms, and the overall<br />

atmosphere to Kieran Hebden’s work, I<br />

am going to make a few suggestions on<br />

how to make the most of this album. First<br />

of all, try and find a decent sound system<br />

to play this on. <strong>The</strong>re are things going on here that iPod headphones just<br />

don’t pick up on. Secondly, once you feel like you know the album, let<br />

Four Tet guide you on a walk through an urban environment or keep you<br />

company on the last bus home. Not since Burial’s 2008 Untrue has there<br />

been a better album to explore the city with.<br />

Key Tracks: Angel Echoes, She Just Likes to Fight


Learning How<br />

NOT to Drive<br />

by Ellie Isaacs<br />

Stepping into my driving<br />

instructor’s car for the<br />

first time was, admittedly,<br />

rather nerve racking. I’d<br />

had no experience of<br />

driving before (unless you<br />

counted the slightly illegal<br />

spin I’d had in an empty<br />

car park one night) and<br />

was worried my instructor<br />

would turn to me at the<br />

end of my first lesson and<br />

say “I’m sorry, I just don’t think I’m qualified to teach someone<br />

of <strong>your</strong> capabilities.” Luckily for me, he didn’t.<br />

After stalling a few hundred times (I genuinely lost count), I<br />

was surprised at what I had achieved in those first two hours:<br />

a top speed of thirty, and returning me and my instructor<br />

safely home. What was more surprising is that my instructor,<br />

Pete, wasn’t horrifically scared at the possibility of death<br />

at any point during our two hour lesson, but was actually<br />

serenely calm. At one point, driving down a road as narrow<br />

as my little finger with parked cars on both sides, I almost<br />

crashed straight into a lorry, but instead of letting out a highpitched<br />

scream or even raising his voice, Pete merely said<br />

“Just towards me a fraction”, whilst applying the dual control<br />

brakes firmly. This was the only near death experience during<br />

my first lesson, and I thought that just one in two hours is<br />

definitely something to be proud of.<br />

So after pulling up outside my house at the end of that initial<br />

session, Pete noted down what I had accomplished (bit of<br />

clutch control, emerging left, emerging right etc.) and told<br />

me to give him a ring to book some more lessons. I, still<br />

surprised by his calmness and lack of fear, nodded and said<br />

I’d give him a call.<br />

So after more lessons (I’d only stopped stalling on about<br />

the 12th) my driving was definitely improving. <strong>The</strong>re was,<br />

however, the incident with the windscreen wipers. During<br />

one lesson, a little gentle rain started falling, so Pete told me<br />

to get the rear windscreen wipers going. This immediately<br />

took my attention away from where it should have been,<br />

the road, and instead onto the rear window. After flicking<br />

the switch up once, I realised that the wipers were on the<br />

wrong setting and this is where the problems started. I<br />

was intent on getting them to the right setting and so, it<br />

appeared, was Pete (who had also – rather worryingly –<br />

taken his eyes off the road). And then, both of us focused on<br />

the windscreen wipers, didn’t notice that my steering had<br />

taken us dreadfully off course and that we were heading for<br />

the kerb. An unexpected bump brought our attention swiftly<br />

back to the road and I managed somehow to get us back on<br />

track with a rapid turn of the steering wheel, whilst my face<br />

flushed magenta with embarrassment. Pete remained silent<br />

in the passenger seat. [But he did tell me later not to worry:<br />

“It happens to everyone.”]<br />

Now, on my 18th – yes, 18th – lesson, I’ve mastered how not<br />

to stall, crash into lorries on narrow roads or veer into the<br />

kerb. I still have some things to perfect before I am ready to<br />

take my test, but I just wanted to let anyone who is yet to<br />

have a driving lesson know that it won’t be as scary as you<br />

think. And if you do make a mistake, I’m sure <strong>your</strong> instructor<br />

will have seen/experienced a LOT worse (especially if he’s<br />

called Pete and teaches in Worcester).<br />

When football<br />

got a bit Messi<br />

termtime@ksw.org.uk<br />

by Ethan Sugden<br />

T Recently, a young Argentinean footballer proved to the world why he currently<br />

holds the European Footballer of the <strong>Year</strong> award. When he received this award,<br />

there was a certain feeling, especially from the British press, that he was not the<br />

best player in Europe. Some have been raving about Messi for the last few years,<br />

but for others the award came as a surprise, especially at a time when Cristiano<br />

Ronaldo graced the Premier League; however, Messi fever has now well and truly<br />

hit the UK after that performance against Arsenal in the Champions League.<br />

Perhaps it is the narrow mindedness of the British press that stopped them<br />

from being able to see the incredible talent of Lionel Messi. I think this because<br />

the media do not spend much<br />

time watching other European<br />

leagues, as they believe the<br />

Premier League to be the best in<br />

Europe, and probably the world.<br />

Lionel Messi was born in Rosario,<br />

Argentina in 1987. He started<br />

playing football when he was<br />

five for a club which his father<br />

coached, then moved to local side<br />

Newell’s Old Boys in 1995. When<br />

he was 11, he was diagnosed<br />

with growth hormone deficiency<br />

(GHD). Sporting director of FC<br />

Barcelona at that time, Carles Rexach, heard about the young Messi and arranged<br />

a trial. Barcelona then signed Messi and agreed to pay the $900 per month for<br />

GHD treatment on the condition that he move to Spain with his family.<br />

At Barcelona, Messi trained at the academy known as La Masia. This is perhaps<br />

one of the most famous youth academies of all time. Messi trained daily with<br />

two players also respected on the world stage – Cesc Fàbregas and Gerard<br />

Pique. It may well be here that Messi became so good at the beautiful game.<br />

What goes on at La Masia is very secretive, but Barcelona has every right to keep<br />

their well-practised training techniques a secret. Firstly, they work very well,<br />

with some players going on to play in the Barcelona first team, such as Puyol,<br />

Xavi and Iniesta, but what goes unrecognised is the contribution of La Masia to<br />

the Spanish leagues in general. Some of these players have also made it to the<br />

Premier League, such as Liverpool ‘keeper Reina and Everton midfielder Arteta.<br />

This begs the question: would Lionel Messi be as good had he not gone to La<br />

Masia?<br />

Sadly, it is something we will never know, but many clubs are now trying to<br />

develop their youth academies more to compete with Barcelona. One idea which<br />

the Barcelona scouts use is looking at young players’ mental attributes before<br />

their physical. This clearly shows great confidence in their ability to get the best<br />

out of a player and it also leads to an interesting trend. Most of the players that<br />

join La Masia are strikers or attacking players, as it is this role that requires the<br />

skill needed to play for Barcelona. <strong>The</strong>se skills include mental alertness, speed,<br />

ball control and many more. Some of these players are converted to become<br />

defenders, but they will always have that striker’s instinct, which can be very<br />

useful.<br />

Josep Guardiola, Barca legend and current manager, also keeps his training<br />

methods away from prying eyes. He may now employ some of the techniques<br />

used when he was brought through the ranks at the club. What is known,<br />

however, is his extreme attention to detail. In a recent training session, which<br />

was seen by some of the press, players were split into groups of two, and one of<br />

the exercises was to chip the ball into an upturned stool, once with each foot,<br />

before being allowed to take a shot at goal. <strong>The</strong>re is no doubt that it is this, along<br />

with other methods, that makes Barcelona an unstoppable force.<br />

Messi already has more winners’ medals than the player he is forever compared<br />

to, Diego Maradona. Critics are now saying that Messi must prove himself by<br />

winning the World Cup in the summer when he teams up with Maradona; in my<br />

opinion, he is already the best football player ever to grace the planet.<br />

7


T T<br />

Senior Sports Day<br />

Jed Brookes-Lewis reports<br />

It’s that time of the year again. From looping discus throws to strenuous<br />

sprints, the extravaganza that is senior sports day is one of the can’t miss<br />

events in the school calendar. On a surprisingly chilly May afternoon, the<br />

Fifth and Sixth Forms decamped from normal lessons to the Nunnery<br />

Wood Sports Centre for an event which some say is as prestigious as the<br />

Olympics themselves. You would be forgiven for thinking that you were<br />

back in Beijing too after some of the performances that were put in on<br />

the day, although few records were broken. Harry Nuttall (Oswald) and<br />

Seb Jamous (Kittermaster) both gave Usain Bolt-like feats to take 100 and<br />

200 metres sprint doubles for Fifth and Sixth Form boys respectively. In<br />

the field events Alex Stefanou (Wulstan) impressed, taking victories in<br />

both the long and triple jumps for Fifth Form boys. Alex Roberts (<strong>School</strong>)<br />

took the long distance double, with wins in the 800 and 1500 metres,<br />

while on the female side of things Emmie Le Marchand put in a stellar<br />

performance, winning a number of events. With her help, among other<br />

good showings, Chappel won by a comfortable margin, with Creighton<br />

in second, Kittermaster third and Wulstan in fourth. A narrow second<br />

place in the triple jump together with her victories ensured Emmie Le<br />

Marchand pipped Lizzie Bennett to be 2010 Senior Sports Day Victrix<br />

Ludorum, whilst Harry Nuttall’s victory in the shot putt and Seb Jamous’<br />

in the long jump along with their sprint efforts made them 2010 Fifth<br />

Form and Senior Boys Victor Ludorum respectively.<br />

<strong>The</strong> Phantom-Teabag<br />

Rosie Pugh reports...<br />

In 1990, a few secretive sixth formers pulled off one of the most<br />

well-orchestrated pranks of recent years. As the then Headmaster<br />

Dr Moore gave his end-of-year speech in final assembly, a huge<br />

banner – set off by a clever mechanical system – slowly descended<br />

over the back wall of College Hall. Its message – “PHANTOM-<br />

TEABAG STRIKES AGAIN, HAVE A GOOD HOLIDAY EVERYONE”.<br />

And the best part? Every excited pupil and horrified teacher in<br />

College Hall noticed … all except for the unwitting headmaster.<br />

<strong>The</strong> ‘Phantom-Teabag’ conspirators had told no one about the<br />

trick, and had enlisted the help of the maintenance staff to rig<br />

up the banner before final assembly. Someone helpfully snapped<br />

a picture of the banner, so we can all appreciate the genius of a<br />

good prank for years to come. Kudos to the masterminds, from<br />

the Term Time team!<br />

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