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May <strong>11</strong>, <strong>2006</strong><br />

<br />

The <strong>Albright</strong>ian<br />

May <strong>11</strong>, <strong>2006</strong> The Voice of <strong>Albright</strong> <strong>College</strong> Since 1904 Volume 100, Issue 6<br />

Inside This Issue:<br />

Greek Week<br />

Pg. 4<br />

Q &A:<br />

Straylight Run<br />

Pg. 6<br />

Senior Spotlight<br />

Feature<br />

Pgs. 7-<strong>11</strong><br />

Getting to Know the<br />

New SGA Officers<br />

Pg. 13<br />

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albrightian<br />

Insufficient Adjunct Pay Continues<br />

at <strong>Albright</strong>, Nationwide<br />

by Jess Bair<br />

The <strong>Albright</strong>ian<br />

Throughout universities<br />

and colleges in the United<br />

States, including <strong>Albright</strong> <strong>College</strong>,<br />

adjunct professors—those<br />

professors who are paid on a per<br />

course basis—are finding that<br />

they cannot live on the pay of<br />

an adjunct income alone.<br />

“Right now the main<br />

benefit to adjunct pay lies in<br />

the FAFSA – helping my kids<br />

qualify for more financial aid in<br />

college,” said Marian Wolbers,<br />

an adjunct English and communications<br />

professor. “It is ironic<br />

to think that my graduating seniors<br />

will earn a higher annual<br />

salary at their entry-level jobs.”<br />

In the United States, almost<br />

half of those who teach<br />

in colleges are doing so part<br />

time, according to the American<br />

Association of University<br />

Professors’ (AAUP) annual report<br />

on the economic status of<br />

faculty salaries. The results of<br />

this study are published in the<br />

March-April <strong>2006</strong> edition of<br />

With the end of the semester<br />

fast approaching, <strong>Albright</strong><br />

<strong>College</strong> has released who the<br />

speaker will be at this year’s<br />

Commencement Ceremony.<br />

Judge Marjorie O. Rendell,<br />

First Lady of the Commonwealth<br />

of Pennsylvania,<br />

has been chosen by President<br />

McMillan as this year’s speaker.<br />

McMillan said he was “delighted”<br />

to have her speak at this<br />

year’s ceremony and commented<br />

that she was very “interested<br />

in the students.”<br />

“She is an outstanding, talented,<br />

accomplished woman.<br />

She certainly merits that recognition<br />

[as speaker],” McMillan<br />

said.<br />

Judge Rendell became the<br />

43rd First Lady of Pennsylvania<br />

after her husband, Edward<br />

G. Rendell, was sworn in as<br />

Governor of Pennsylvania on<br />

January 21, 2003. She is a cum<br />

laude graduate of the University<br />

of Pennsylvania where she<br />

was also recognized as Phi Beta<br />

Kappa. In 1973, she received her<br />

Juris Doctor degree from Villanova<br />

University School of Law.<br />

During her career as a practicing<br />

attorney, Judge Rendell<br />

specialized in bankruptcy law<br />

Academe, the bulletin of the<br />

AAUP. The AAUP emphasizes<br />

that the adequacy of part-time<br />

faculty salaries affects the quality<br />

of education that institutions<br />

are able to<br />

provide because<br />

of the motivation<br />

that these faculty<br />

members have in<br />

response to their<br />

compensation.<br />

This includes <strong>Albright</strong>.<br />

Pennsylvania’s<br />

First Lady to Speak<br />

at Commencement<br />

by Meg Hurst<br />

The <strong>Albright</strong>ian<br />

and commercial litigation and<br />

was a mediator for the United<br />

States District Court. She was<br />

inducted as a judge for the<br />

United States District Court for<br />

the Eastern District of Pennsylvania<br />

in March 2004 and then<br />

promoted to the United States<br />

Court of Appeals for the Third<br />

Circuit in November 1997. She<br />

is the Chair of the United States<br />

Judicial Conference Committee<br />

on the Administration of the<br />

Bankruptcy System and serves<br />

on numerous Third Circuit<br />

committees.<br />

Additionally, Judge Rendell<br />

is a Fellow of the American<br />

<strong>College</strong> of Bankruptcy; an inaugural<br />

member and Master of<br />

the Villanova University School<br />

of Law J. Willard O’Brien Inn<br />

of Court; as well as a member<br />

of The American Law Institute,<br />

the Federal Judges Association,<br />

the American Judicature Society<br />

and the National Association<br />

of Women Judges.<br />

In October of 2004, Judge<br />

Rendell was awarded the Philadelphia<br />

Bar Association’s Sandra<br />

Day O’Connor award for<br />

her exceptional legal talents<br />

and achievements, her advocacy<br />

for the equal treatment of<br />

women in the profession and<br />

“That’s the issue – they<br />

[adjunct professors]<br />

don’t have fair compensation,<br />

but we rely<br />

on them tremendously.<br />

That’s exactly what most<br />

colleges do and it’s truly<br />

a financial issue.”<br />

-Ann Myers, Ph.D., member<br />

of the Faculty Executive<br />

Committee<br />

Continued on pg. 2...<br />

“One person<br />

living alone<br />

in 2003 with an<br />

annual income<br />

of $9,573 or less<br />

would have been classified as<br />

living in poverty,” according to<br />

the report. “Using the median<br />

per-course pay rate…and assuming<br />

an eight-course annual<br />

load…a part-time professor at a<br />

private baccalaureate college…<br />

would have earned between<br />

163 and 178 percent of it [the<br />

poverty level].”<br />

This semester there are<br />

approximately 70 adjunct professors<br />

helping to teach the<br />

412 classes being offered at <strong>Albright</strong>.<br />

Some of these adjuncts<br />

are teaching four courses a semester,<br />

which is the maximum<br />

amount of courses<br />

a full-time<br />

faculty member<br />

is allowed to<br />

teach, but are<br />

being paid much<br />

less than regular<br />

faculty receive.<br />

Adjuncts at<br />

<strong>Albright</strong> make<br />

about $2,200 per<br />

course—before<br />

taxes–when they<br />

are starting out,<br />

according to Wolbers.<br />

James Speese has been an<br />

adjunct professor at <strong>Albright</strong> for<br />

five years. He will be leaving after<br />

this semester to pursue a master’s<br />

degree at Lehigh University<br />

while also teaching there. Speese<br />

reflected on his experience as an<br />

adjunct at <strong>Albright</strong> as working<br />

for very little money, while not<br />

receiving the proper respect in<br />

terms of having an office.<br />

MTVU Tour<br />

“I don’t even know what<br />

to say,” Rob Lowry stated<br />

when asked about the biggest<br />

thing to hit <strong>Albright</strong> since the<br />

ice cream machine in the cafeteria.<br />

Hellogoodbye,<br />

Straylight<br />

Run, and Motion<br />

City Soundtrack<br />

came to <strong>Albright</strong><br />

on April 28 as<br />

part of mtvU’s<br />

Campus Invasion<br />

Tour.<br />

The tour arrived<br />

here after<br />

hitting other select<br />

colleges. It<br />

was sponsored by<br />

the Student Government<br />

Association.<br />

The Campus Invasion<br />

Tour started early on in the<br />

day with the mtvU village<br />

where students could try their<br />

hand at trivia games, practice<br />

being a DJ and get free mtvU<br />

swag. During the village, Motion<br />

City Soundtrack was also<br />

available to pose for pictures<br />

and sign autographs.<br />

After the day’s festivities,<br />

the concert began with<br />

Hellogoodbye starting off the<br />

night. Notorious for not worrying<br />

about how they sound<br />

“Yes, I’m not getting paid<br />

what I’m worth; I’m not getting<br />

the respect that I’m worth,”<br />

Speese said. “I’m not sure that<br />

that wouldn’t be true anywhere<br />

else. I don’t necessarily think<br />

it’s an <strong>Albright</strong> issue so much as<br />

it is a higher education issue in<br />

terms of adjunct.”<br />

Ann Myers, Ph.D., is a fulltime<br />

tenured French professor at<br />

<strong>Albright</strong> and is a member of the<br />

Faculty Executive Committee, a<br />

group that serves as the political<br />

arm of the faculty and as a liaison<br />

between the faculty and trustees<br />

and between the faculty and<br />

the administration. She has been<br />

teaching at <strong>Albright</strong> for 36 years.<br />

Myers believes in equity and fairness<br />

and the ideal that if people<br />

are on the job then they should<br />

be compensated fairly, but she<br />

admits that this is not necessarily<br />

the view of all faculty.<br />

“I feel like equal pay for<br />

equal work. Not that full-time<br />

non-tenure faculty or adjuncts<br />

should have the status of ten-<br />

Continued on pg. 3...<br />

Invades Campus<br />

by Christiann Ryerson<br />

The <strong>Albright</strong>ian<br />

but rather whether people are<br />

dancing and having a fantastic<br />

time, the band opened up the<br />

show with a bang, and closed it<br />

with a “boom boom boom.”<br />

As usual for Hellogoodbye,<br />

costumes came out, ridiculous<br />

outfits were worn and dancing<br />

Motion City Soundtrack signs autographs during<br />

a meet and greet at the mtvU village<br />

Photo by Jackie Seigle<br />

was a must. The closing song,<br />

“Touchdown, Turnaround”<br />

was a hit with some special extra<br />

appearances and surprises,<br />

which set the stage for the<br />

rest of the bands to play. The<br />

synth-rockers provided the<br />

perfect amount of energy to<br />

open the show.<br />

Straylight Run, a group<br />

who did not exactly fit into the<br />

dance-pop of Hellogoodbye<br />

and Motion City Soundtrack,<br />

still put on a great show.<br />

Continued on pg. 3...


The <strong>Albright</strong>ian<br />

News<br />

News in the Brief<br />

May <strong>11</strong>, <strong>2006</strong><br />

Compiled by Andrew Holets<br />

The <strong>Albright</strong>ian<br />

Iranian President voices<br />

on various issues in<br />

letter to Bush<br />

In a letter sent to President<br />

Bush, Iran President, Mahmoud<br />

Ahmadinejad left out the<br />

issue of nuclear weapons development,<br />

but declared his belief<br />

that Western-style democracy<br />

has failed across the world.<br />

The letter, which is the first<br />

direct communication from an<br />

Iranian leader to an American<br />

president since 1979, was written<br />

in Farsi with an English<br />

translation and was released by<br />

United Nations diplomats.<br />

In his description of<br />

American foreign policy, Ahmadinejad<br />

writes, “Liberalism<br />

and Western style democracy<br />

have not been able to help realize<br />

the ideals of humanity.”<br />

President Ahmadinejad,<br />

who has previously questioned<br />

the details of the Holocaust,<br />

pens, “Again let us assume<br />

that these events are true,” describing<br />

the Holocaust. “Does<br />

that logically translate into<br />

the establishment of the state<br />

of Israel in the Middle East or<br />

support for such a state?”<br />

The letter also asks President<br />

Bush to return to the<br />

teachings of Jesus Christ in<br />

order to restore governmental<br />

values. Additionally, Mr. Ahmadinejad<br />

then described the<br />

9/<strong>11</strong> attacks as “deplorable”, but<br />

asks why government officials<br />

that may have missed foreshadowing<br />

evidence have not been<br />

put on trial for their errors.<br />

The U.S. will be discussing<br />

Iran and its nuclear weapons<br />

development this week along<br />

with Great Britain, Germany,<br />

France, Russia and China.<br />

Head of C.I.A. steps<br />

down, military General<br />

tabbed as new director<br />

Porter J. Goss stepped<br />

down as director of the Central<br />

Intelligence Agency on Friday,<br />

leading to President Bush selecting<br />

General Michael V.<br />

Hayden his top choice for filling<br />

the position. Goss held the<br />

position for only 19 months,<br />

as the pressure of in-fighting<br />

within the intelligence community,<br />

classified information<br />

leaks and other conflicts caused<br />

him to step out so quickly.<br />

Gen. Hayden, former director<br />

of the National Security<br />

Agency, has been involved in<br />

the controversy over government<br />

eavesdropping. Democrat<br />

and Republican leaders,<br />

including Pennsylvania Senator<br />

Arlen Specter, have already<br />

voiced their concern over hiring<br />

a military officer to head<br />

the top post of the C.I.A.<br />

Hayden must now await<br />

confirmation before taking<br />

over. “There’s probably no post<br />

more important in preserving<br />

our security and our values as<br />

a people than the head of the<br />

Central Intelligence Agency,”<br />

stated Gen. Hayden at a press<br />

conference Monday.<br />

Number of homeless<br />

decreased in Reading<br />

According to a census<br />

conducted by a local volunteer<br />

group, the number of homeless<br />

people within the city of Reading<br />

has decreased by 19 percent<br />

within the past year. This<br />

group of volunteers, called The<br />

Coalition to End Homelessness,<br />

recently released census information<br />

regarding the number<br />

of Reading homeless people<br />

during the winter months.<br />

423 homeless people were<br />

counted during one night this<br />

past January—392 in shelters,<br />

the rest in abandoned houses or<br />

outdoors along the Schuylkill<br />

River. In addition to finding<br />

out important information regarding<br />

the physical and mental<br />

state of the homeless, the<br />

volunteer group distributed<br />

food, water and clothing from<br />

the Greater Berks Food Bank.<br />

The group is considering<br />

conducting a summer homeless<br />

census in order to compare<br />

seasonal changes.<br />

UK Leadership Fued<br />

Causes Low Support<br />

Senior members of British<br />

Prime Minister Tony Blair’s<br />

Labor Party tried to halt a<br />

damaging feud over its leadership<br />

on Tuesday as an opinion<br />

poll showed the party’s support<br />

slumping to a 14-year low.<br />

Blair, in power for nine<br />

years, has been under pressure<br />

from members of his own<br />

party to name a date to hand<br />

over the reins to finance minister<br />

Gordon Brown, his likely<br />

successor.<br />

Calls for Blair to leave soon<br />

have grown following a series<br />

of scandals that culminated in<br />

Labor taking a severe beating in<br />

local council elections last week.<br />

That prompted Blair to make a<br />

sweeping cabinet reshuffle.<br />

Blair attempted on Monday<br />

to end a row that threatens to<br />

tear the party apart, refusing to<br />

set a date for his departure but<br />

promising to give his successor<br />

ample time to settle in before<br />

a national election expected in<br />

2009 but due by 2010.<br />

Blair, who led the Labor<br />

Party to an unprecedented third<br />

successive election win last year<br />

despite being hurt by anger over<br />

the Iraq war, has pledged not to<br />

seek a fourth term.<br />

Commencement Speaker<br />

(Cont. from pg. 1...)<br />

the community, and her mentoring<br />

of other women within<br />

the legal profession. She was<br />

also recently asked by Sandra<br />

Day O’Connor to serve on the<br />

National Advisory Board to Reinvigorate<br />

Civic Education.<br />

Judge Rendell is a former<br />

Vice-Chair of the Board of<br />

Trustees of The Visiting Nurse<br />

Association of Greater Philadelphia<br />

and is philanthropically<br />

involved with many<br />

other charitable organizations.<br />

She is Chair of the Board of<br />

Overseers of the University of<br />

Pennsylvania School of Nursing,<br />

a member of the Board of<br />

Overseers of Penn Medicine,<br />

and a member of the Trustees<br />

Council of Penn Women.<br />

Additionally, Judge Rendell<br />

is the Chair of Avenue of the<br />

Arts, Inc., and a member of the<br />

board of directors of the Kimmel<br />

Center for the Performing<br />

Arts in Philadelphia.<br />

In her role as First Lady,<br />

Judge Rendell’s main goal is<br />

granting civic responsibility to<br />

children through citizenship<br />

and civic learning.<br />

Sue Perrotty, Judge Rendell’s<br />

Chief of Staff, graduated<br />

from <strong>Albright</strong> in 1975 and is an<br />

18-year trustee. Judge Rendell<br />

herself has visited <strong>Albright</strong> in<br />

the past, once for a statewide<br />

conference for women.<br />

According to Perrotty,<br />

Judge Rendell is a “civics buff”<br />

and her commencement address<br />

will most likely deal with the responsibilities<br />

of being a citizen,<br />

“learning how to live in our democracy,”<br />

and what the democracy<br />

demands from citizens.<br />

Judge Rendell is also interested<br />

in hearing what students<br />

feel is important. “She wants to<br />

know what kids might think,”<br />

said Perrotty. She added that<br />

Judge Rendell would enjoy<br />

having a discussion with the<br />

students and that “the tragedy<br />

is commencement isn’t a twoway<br />

dialogue.”<br />

Along with Rendell’s selection<br />

as Commencement speaker,<br />

a student has also been selected<br />

to address those attending the<br />

ceremony. Ashley Eisenhower,<br />

’06, has been asked to talk about<br />

her experience and the time<br />

she has spent at <strong>Albright</strong>. According<br />

to McMillan, in order<br />

for a student to speak at Commencement<br />

they should possess<br />

a positive academic profile,<br />

strong speaking abilities, and be<br />

actively involved in activities<br />

outside of the classroom.<br />

“I’m really delighted . . .<br />

Ashley embodies the values we<br />

hold dear,” McMillan said.<br />

The <strong>2006</strong> Commencement<br />

will take place on May 21. The<br />

Baccalaureate Service will be<br />

held on Science Field at 10 a.m.,<br />

the Commencement Ceremony<br />

at 2:30 p.m. also on Science<br />

Field, and a President’s Reception<br />

at 4 p.m. in the Campus<br />

Center Dining Hall. This is the<br />

147th commencement for the<br />

college. Additional information<br />

can be found on <strong>Albright</strong>’s web<br />

site: www.albright.edu.<br />

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Adjunct Professors<br />

(Cont. from pg. 1...)<br />

ure faculty, but they should<br />

have equity and they should<br />

have a fair balance,” Myers<br />

said. “That’s the issue – they<br />

don’t have fair compensation,<br />

but we rely on them tremendously.<br />

That’s exactly what<br />

most colleges do and it’s truly<br />

a financial issue.”<br />

Andrea Chapdelaine,<br />

Ph.D., provost and vice president<br />

of academic affairs for<br />

<strong>Albright</strong>, said that adjunct<br />

compensation is a top priority<br />

for her to consider looking<br />

at when planning next year’s<br />

budget.<br />

“One of the most important<br />

investments this college<br />

can make with its resources is<br />

in the people who work here,”<br />

Chapdelaine said. “Compensation<br />

for all our employees<br />

is a very high priority…as we<br />

plan budgets. These needs,<br />

though, must be met while<br />

also trying to address other,<br />

sometimes conflicting priorities,<br />

such as striving to keep<br />

tuition costs down.”<br />

Myers, on the other hand,<br />

states that the <strong>College</strong> should<br />

not have to balance the budget<br />

by taking advantage of one<br />

part of the faculty.<br />

Janice Betteridge, ’07,<br />

an elementary education and<br />

English major who is also a<br />

work study for the graduate<br />

office, is familiar with many<br />

of the adjunct faculty in the<br />

English department. The<br />

MTVU Tour<br />

(Cont. from pg. 1...)<br />

Ex-Taking Back Sunday<br />

(TBS) members John Nolan<br />

and Shaun Cooper, as well as<br />

Michelle Nolan (who<br />

sang the female vocals<br />

on TBS’ Tell All Your<br />

Friends), still have<br />

energy on stage, even<br />

though dancing isn’t<br />

quite up their alley.<br />

With MTV hits<br />

such as “Existentialism<br />

on Prom Night” and<br />

“Hands in the Sky (Big<br />

Shot),” old fans sang<br />

along, and hopefully<br />

some new fans were<br />

made during the set.<br />

These entertaining<br />

opening acts set<br />

the tone for the headlining<br />

performers, Motion<br />

City Soundtrack.<br />

Although I’m sure it<br />

was somebody in the<br />

administration part<br />

of <strong>Albright</strong> that told<br />

them about the 150th<br />

anniversary and inspired<br />

the special version<br />

of “Everything is<br />

<strong>Albright</strong>,” Motion City<br />

still put on a crowdpleasing<br />

set.<br />

Rob Stratton enjoyed<br />

Motion City the<br />

English department employs<br />

the largest amount of adjunct<br />

faculty on campus because of<br />

the need to provide so many<br />

sections of English 101 and<br />

102 for incoming freshman,<br />

according to Chapdelaine.<br />

Betteridge is concerned with<br />

the quality of education that<br />

adjunct professors may be able<br />

to provide based on their compensation.<br />

“I think that they lose motivation<br />

if they are constantly<br />

working just as hard as other<br />

professors but not getting enough<br />

out of it,” Betteridge said. “I can<br />

see where it would affect teaching.<br />

Why work hard when you<br />

won’t get a lot out of it?”<br />

Beyond the issue of adjunct<br />

pay is the fact that adjuncts<br />

are not given health<br />

insurance benefits. Even adjuncts<br />

who teach just as many<br />

courses as a full-time tenured<br />

faculty member, or more, do<br />

not receive equal benefits.<br />

Benefits that adjuncts do<br />

receive include a percentage<br />

increase in pay after accumulating<br />

a certain number of<br />

teaching-load hours, with incremental<br />

categories for each<br />

level of hours attained, according<br />

to Chapdelaine. The<br />

first increase is about $220<br />

more per course, according to<br />

Wolbers.<br />

A travel allowance is given<br />

for those living more than 30<br />

miles from campus, depending<br />

best because “they got the<br />

crowd really involved with<br />

singing along,” and later<br />

Above: Hellogoodbye’s lead singer, Forrest Kline,<br />

performs an acoustic number during the band’s set<br />

Below: Motion City’s Justin Pierre gets the crowd pumped<br />

with a revised edition of “Everything is Alright”<br />

Photos by Jackie Seigle<br />

News<br />

$6,000<br />

on the number<br />

of teaching-load<br />

$5,000<br />

hours they have<br />

in a given semester.<br />

There are also<br />

$4,000<br />

some tuition remission<br />

opportu-<br />

$3,000<br />

nities for adjuncts,<br />

$2,000<br />

their spouses and<br />

their dependent<br />

children, also depending<br />

on their<br />

$1,000<br />

t e a c h i n g - l o a d<br />

$0<br />

hours.<br />

Myers emphasized<br />

that the<br />

college should at<br />

least give the adjuncts<br />

some choice<br />

of health benefits.<br />

“We have a whole community<br />

here working; people are<br />

teaching in the classrooms and<br />

doing just as much,” Myers said.<br />

“At least give people fringe benefits,<br />

health benefits or let them<br />

be a part of our HMO, which<br />

they’re not. You can teach the<br />

equivalent of a full-time load<br />

and not have benefits.”<br />

Betteridge agreed that adjuncts<br />

should receive benefits<br />

and has been appalled by the<br />

rate that they are paid, which<br />

she learned of through her experience<br />

working in Masters<br />

Hall. She has also noticed that<br />

the adjuncts are not always<br />

given other amenities that<br />

they may require, such as sufficient<br />

office space.<br />

There is no particular<br />

met with Tony, the drummer,<br />

who was nice enough<br />

to give Stratton one of his<br />

drumsticks as a free<br />

souvenir.<br />

Motion City<br />

have always been<br />

known as great guys<br />

who put on a terrific<br />

live show, and<br />

they proved that at<br />

<strong>Albright</strong>, showing as<br />

much appreciation<br />

for us as we did for<br />

them.<br />

It was great to see<br />

something like this<br />

on campus instead of<br />

at 1402 or the Silo,<br />

and it was fun for all<br />

those who decided to<br />

go. The best part of<br />

it all was that it was<br />

free for <strong>Albright</strong> students,<br />

and having it<br />

on a Friday night was<br />

a great way to start<br />

the weekend.<br />

Hopefully there<br />

will be many more<br />

events like this in<br />

<strong>Albright</strong>’s future,<br />

as this was the perfect<br />

way to start the<br />

next 150 years at <strong>Albright</strong>.<br />

$2,200<br />

Adjunct Per-Course Starting Stipend Comparison<br />

$3,782 $3,782 - 2,954<br />

movement to do anything to<br />

change the adjunct situation<br />

one way or another, according<br />

to Myers. She said that the<br />

issue of adjunct pay came up<br />

as an issue when the <strong>College</strong><br />

went through the process of<br />

hiring a new provost.<br />

Massive protests for a<br />

welcoming immigration policy,<br />

discussion of erecting a<br />

concrete border between the<br />

United States and Mexico and<br />

proposed congressional legislation<br />

that would make it a felony<br />

to enter the U.S. illegally.<br />

Outwardly, these sound like issues<br />

that may not have a large<br />

effect on a state like Pennsylvania—but<br />

that could not be<br />

any further from the truth.<br />

Even when unfamiliar<br />

with the city, it does not take<br />

long to realize that Reading’s<br />

population is heavily represented<br />

by Latinos. Although<br />

Latino emigration from other<br />

states and countries is associated<br />

with a decades-old trend<br />

dating back to the 1940’s,<br />

there is no question that it is<br />

still continuing presently.<br />

In fact, among 67 counties<br />

state-wide, 2004 statistics<br />

from the U.S. Census Bureau<br />

place Berks County in second<br />

for the largest Latino population.<br />

Additionally, with Latinos<br />

accounting for 54 percent<br />

(9,700 of 18,002) of new residents<br />

in Berks during the period<br />

of 2000-2004, the county<br />

also ranks third for counties<br />

with the highest percentage<br />

increase (26.7 percent) in Latino<br />

residents.<br />

Of course, these numbers<br />

actually represent real people,<br />

and it is important to apply<br />

these figures to the social and<br />

economic reality in Reading<br />

and the surrounding area.<br />

“Latinos are an asset to our<br />

<br />

The <strong>Albright</strong>ian<br />

“At the moment, it’s an<br />

ongoing issue about what direction<br />

we’re going to go in,” Myers<br />

said. “Are we going to give<br />

equal pay and recognize the<br />

work people are doing or are<br />

we going to just privilege the<br />

tenure track faculty?”<br />

Immigration Issues<br />

Hit Home for Reading<br />

Residents<br />

by Dan Orr<br />

The <strong>Albright</strong>ian<br />

$5,700<br />

<strong>Albright</strong> Moravian MLA<br />

<strong>Albright</strong> vs. Peer <strong>College</strong> vs. MLA Standard<br />

A comparison of the starting pay per course for adjuncts at <strong>Albright</strong>, a peer college<br />

of <strong>Albright</strong> (out of the peer colleges of Moravian, Elizabethtown , Juniata, Lebanon<br />

Valley, Susquehanna and Ursinus) and the Modern Language Association’s suggested<br />

minimum. Data was compiled by a group of <strong>Albright</strong>’s adjunct faculty in Dec. 2005.<br />

county—they are the driving<br />

force of agriculture,” says<br />

Angel Figueroa, an <strong>Albright</strong><br />

alumnus and former city<br />

council member. Figueroa<br />

organized the march that<br />

took place on May 1, drawing<br />

over 3,000 Latino residents<br />

throughout the county to<br />

assemble on Fifth and Penn<br />

Streets to express their support<br />

for rights that would<br />

grant illegal immigrants the<br />

opportunity to be naturalized.<br />

When asked about the<br />

proposed congressional law,<br />

Figueroa added, “I don’t think<br />

the legislation will pass, but it<br />

would have a big impact on<br />

the manufacturing and agriculture<br />

industries.”<br />

While assessing the current<br />

situation of immigration,<br />

some also claim that it would<br />

be ideal to focus on the future.<br />

For example, the vast<br />

majority of the students in<br />

the Reading School District<br />

come from Latino, Spanishspeaking<br />

families. Naturally,<br />

this creates a language barrier<br />

in the classroom. What has<br />

been dubbed the English Language<br />

Acquisition program<br />

for immigrant students has<br />

been implemented as a result.<br />

Posing an important question<br />

for higher-education institutions,<br />

employers and the<br />

rest of the community, Mr.<br />

Figueroa asked, “How will we<br />

build a bridge?”<br />

In the meantime, many<br />

remain anxiously waiting to<br />

cross and assimilate the same<br />

way that Americans’ ancestors<br />

have always done in their quest<br />

for the American Dream.


The <strong>Albright</strong>ian<br />

Greek Week 06 May<br />

Greek Week Brings Real World Speaker<br />

by Renée Blessington<br />

The <strong>Albright</strong>ian<br />

<strong>Albright</strong> had another<br />

encounter with a MTV reality<br />

star. Forget Landon. This<br />

year’s Greek Week speaker<br />

was “Real World” Austin’s<br />

Wes. Known as the partying<br />

frat-boy, Wes came to <strong>Albright</strong><br />

May 2 speaking about<br />

alcohol awareness and trying<br />

to improve the reputation<br />

his stint on the reality show<br />

earned him.<br />

“For anyone who<br />

watched me on the show,<br />

I’m probably the worse role<br />

model in “Real World” history,”<br />

said Wes. “Alcohol<br />

abuse is something I know<br />

a lot about and being on the<br />

show, I got to look at myself<br />

in another way.”<br />

Wes spoke to an audience<br />

of over 300 students that was<br />

mostly composed of members<br />

of <strong>Albright</strong>’s Greek community.<br />

Attending Wes’ talk was<br />

mandatory for all students in<br />

Greek life. Being a member of<br />

Pi Kappa Psi at Arizona State<br />

University, Wes said he felt<br />

more comfortable speaking to<br />

an audience that was mostly<br />

in fraternities or sororities<br />

because he felt he would be<br />

someone they could relate to.<br />

“We had mandatory<br />

speakers like this about two<br />

or three times a semester,<br />

but they were older and I<br />

would just sit there thinking<br />

that these people had no<br />

idea what they were talking<br />

about,” said Wes.<br />

He told the audience that<br />

he’s not going to drill into to<br />

them the idea that alcohol is<br />

bad and that they shouldn’t<br />

drink. Instead, he wants to<br />

share his experiences and how<br />

alcohol, and the “Real World,”<br />

have affected his life.<br />

Wes talks about his time<br />

on the show as a “six-month<br />

binge” where he drank constantly<br />

and was under-aged;<br />

being only 20 years old while<br />

the show was being filmed.<br />

“I pretty much drank<br />

every night without taking<br />

a break and it was illegal,”<br />

said Wes. “Now I’m legal and<br />

I hardly ever drink. I was a<br />

poor role model and that’s<br />

why I like being able to do<br />

these talks. I can give and<br />

give college students my age<br />

a better representation.”<br />

Wes said that being able<br />

to watch the episodes has<br />

given him a chance to see<br />

himself in another perspective<br />

and to look at himself<br />

in a whole new way. He<br />

described his typical day<br />

while on the show as waking<br />

up at five or six in the<br />

evening, getting dressed and<br />

putting on his microphone<br />

about two hours later, and<br />

then eating so he could start<br />

drinking. He estimated being<br />

sober about three hours out<br />

of the day.<br />

With the “Real World”<br />

Austin house being 10 minutes<br />

from the biggest drinking<br />

spot in the country, Sixth<br />

Street, Wes said he took advantage<br />

of the attention and<br />

free alcohol he would receive.<br />

He was proud to use his<br />

fake I.D. and is proud of the<br />

fact that since the show aired,<br />

Austin has set up a committee<br />

to crack down on under-aged<br />

drinkers trying to get into<br />

bars on Sixth Street.<br />

Wes told the audience<br />

about how he was so into athletics<br />

and working out before<br />

he started the show and was<br />

in great shape with only six<br />

percent body fat. While filming<br />

the series, however, he<br />

stopped working out and left<br />

with 25 percent body fat.<br />

“Alcohol did that to my<br />

body; it took that all away,”<br />

said Wes.<br />

Wes also realized after<br />

the show the negative effects<br />

alcohol had on relationships,<br />

especially the one he had<br />

with his girlfriend and fellow<br />

castmate, Johanna. He describes<br />

the stupid fights they<br />

would get in when they were<br />

drunk and how they would<br />

get jealous when one of them<br />

was talking to someone of the<br />

opposite sex. Wes said that<br />

alcohol completely changed<br />

who Johanna was and the<br />

show didn’t focus on the fact<br />

that she was an alcoholic.<br />

“I loved Jo to death, but<br />

alcohol was standing between<br />

us.”<br />

Wes said his body<br />

couldn’t handle alcohol anymore<br />

and he and Johanna<br />

realized that drinking had<br />

more negative aspects than<br />

positive. They both decided<br />

to take a five month break<br />

from drinking because they<br />

believed it was something<br />

they needed to do.<br />

“I wasn’t getting drunk<br />

anymore. I would go from<br />

being sober to throwing up.<br />

I was completely losing the<br />

social aspect of drinking.”<br />

Becoming a more responsible<br />

drinker has made it<br />

easier for Wes to be with Johanna<br />

and to live his life. He<br />

said that he now only drinks<br />

on occasion with friends<br />

and does not drink nearly as<br />

much as he did when he was<br />

on the show. Johanna has<br />

completely given up drinking<br />

because she realized that<br />

she has too much trouble setting<br />

limits for herself.<br />

After Wes’ talk, he<br />

opened up the floor for a<br />

question and answer session<br />

that lasted over 20 minutes<br />

and then hung around to take<br />

pictures with students. He<br />

answered questions about his<br />

time on the “Real World” and<br />

told the audience that he’s<br />

going to be the best man in<br />

two of his cast mates’(Danny<br />

and Melynda) wedding next<br />

Airbands: Photo Recap<br />

Below: Tim Boyle, Chris Diercksen,<br />

Andrew Holets and Dave<br />

Scherler of Pi Kappa Phi end their<br />

rendition of OK Go’s music video,<br />

“A Million Ways.” Their performance<br />

earned them first place in<br />

the fraternity division.<br />

Photos by Jackie Seigle<br />

summer. Wes will continue<br />

to tour different campuses<br />

before heading back to ASU<br />

to take summer classes in July<br />

(he’s technically considered a<br />

second semester sophomore).<br />

Johanna, meanwhile, is in<br />

Hollywood trying to capitalize<br />

off of her celebratory status.<br />

The two are still together<br />

and have had occassional<br />

wedding talks.<br />

Wes vs. Landon<br />

For the second year in a<br />

row, <strong>Albright</strong>’s Greek Week<br />

committee chose a MTV reality<br />

star to be their guest<br />

speaker. Many students who<br />

attended last year’s Greek<br />

Week speaker, “Real World”<br />

Philadelphia’s Landon, were<br />

pretty surprised by his talk.<br />

Expecting an anti-alcohol<br />

lecture, they received what<br />

some students called “a lesson<br />

on how to drink better.”<br />

“He was so stupid, all I<br />

remember him saying was to<br />

eat potatoes so you don’t get<br />

too drunk and that security<br />

would prefer us to drink on<br />

campus instead of off campus,”<br />

said junior Caitlin Zgura,<br />

sister of Alpha Delta Pi.<br />

“I think students were<br />

expecting this anti-alcohol<br />

talk, but what we wanted was<br />

an alcohol awareness talk,”<br />

said Sally Stetler, <strong>Albright</strong>’s<br />

Greek Advisor. “Landon<br />

certainly wasn’t the worst<br />

speaker we’ve ever had and<br />

if you listened to him, what<br />

he said was how it affected<br />

his own life.”<br />

Before coming to <strong>Albright</strong>,<br />

“Real World” Austin<br />

cast member Wes had spent<br />

a week in Los Angelos learning<br />

to be a better speaker and<br />

how to address an audience.<br />

“I met with speech<br />

coaches who help you speak<br />

better and write better,” said<br />

Wes. “We do more than alcohol<br />

talks, like anti-hazing<br />

<strong>11</strong>, <strong>2006</strong><br />

talks, but alcohol is definitely<br />

the most popular talk.”<br />

“I think we got Landon<br />

before he had a lot of training,<br />

but he really wasn’t that<br />

bad,” said Stetler. “Now these<br />

speakers [coming off of reality<br />

shows] are getting more<br />

and more training.”<br />

The Greek Week committee,<br />

responsible for getting<br />

the guest speaker, decided to<br />

go through the same booking<br />

agent that they used for<br />

Landon to get Wes. Stetler<br />

said that Wes was the biggest<br />

name speaker available that<br />

fit into their set budget.<br />

“I enjoyed Wes’ talk,”<br />

said junior Carissa Skavery,<br />

sister of Alpha Delta Pi. “I<br />

thought he did a better job<br />

than Landon when it came<br />

to getting his message across.<br />

He was a good speaker, I<br />

liked him.”<br />

“The speaker was way better<br />

this year, except he talked<br />

about his girlfriend [fellow<br />

cast mate Johanna] way too<br />

much,” said junior Bill Gusler,<br />

brother of Pi Kappa Phi. “It<br />

was worth it and better than ‘I<br />

got totally wasted’ like Landon<br />

kept saying.”<br />

“I thought Wes was an<br />

excellent speaker, he was well<br />

pronounced and organized<br />

unlike Landon,” said junior<br />

Matthew Scheidt, brother of<br />

Sigma Alpha Epsilon. “He used<br />

a lot more real to life experiences<br />

that most of the students<br />

in the audience could relate to<br />

and understand. You could tell<br />

he made a connection.”<br />

Most audience members<br />

agreed that Wes gave a better<br />

talk than Landon, but that<br />

doesn’t mean that Wes was<br />

an ideal speaker.<br />

“I felt his only basis for<br />

his talk was the insight he<br />

had on his girlfriend,” said junior<br />

Caitlin Scribner, sister of<br />

Sigma Kappa. “Without her he<br />

would have nothing to say.”<br />

Above: The sisters of Alpha Delta Pi perform to Destiny’s Child while<br />

decked out in camouflage. Their performance included a medley of<br />

songs, a chair routine, and even multi-colored glow sticks. They<br />

earned first place among the sororities. Phi Mu took the runner-up<br />

position in the competition.<br />

Above: The brothers of Pi Kappa Phi pace the stage in unison as<br />

part of their routine to the Backstreet Boys song “The Call.” Their<br />

creative performance also included a chair routine as well as a<br />

number of lap dances and a step routine. Their efforts earned them<br />

second place among the fraternities.


May <strong>11</strong>, <strong>2006</strong><br />

Sports<br />

<br />

The <strong>Albright</strong>ian<br />

End of the Road: A Grab Bag of Sports Thoughts<br />

The Sports Chair<br />

by Nelson Baitzel<br />

The <strong>Albright</strong>ian<br />

Since I’m new with this<br />

whole column writing business,<br />

I wasn’t sure how I was<br />

supposed to finish up the<br />

year.<br />

While I’ve had fun getting<br />

a chance to write my<br />

thoughts on a variety of<br />

sports topics, I would be the<br />

first to tell you that I have no<br />

idea what I’m doing.<br />

So instead of trying to<br />

write something significant,<br />

I’m just going to keep on<br />

doing what I know—ranting<br />

about whatever comes<br />

to mind. Unfortunately, I’ve<br />

been a little unfocused as of<br />

late so instead of one topic,<br />

I’m just going to throw a<br />

bunch out there. Alright?<br />

Let’s go<br />

One thing that<br />

really bothers me is<br />

the NBA playoffs.<br />

You know when<br />

they started? April<br />

22. That’s about two<br />

weeks ago. When<br />

will be the earliest<br />

that they could end?<br />

Not until somewhere<br />

in June.<br />

Most years the playoffs<br />

last about two months, which<br />

is far too long for anyone<br />

but the most diehard of fans.<br />

Personally, I wouldn’t mind<br />

something being done about<br />

it. Cutting down the amount<br />

of playoff teams could be one<br />

way.<br />

In theory, if four teams<br />

from each conference made<br />

the playoffs instead of eight,<br />

the playoffs would take one<br />

month instead of two. Yes, it<br />

would mean less revenue for<br />

the teams who wouldn’t be in<br />

the playoffs and would have<br />

in the old system, but the<br />

other option is two months<br />

of playoff basketball that people<br />

end up forgetting about.<br />

Again, just my opinion.<br />

While I’m talking about<br />

playoffs, I’d also be a fan<br />

<strong>Albright</strong> Athletes<br />

Receive Honors<br />

<strong>Albright</strong> senior Ashley<br />

Young (North Catasaqua, PA/<br />

Catasaqua) has been named the<br />

Commonwealth Conference<br />

Pitcher of the Week for the<br />

week ending April 23. Young<br />

was 3-0 on the week, including<br />

two wins over conference<br />

rival Lebanon Valley. In the<br />

opener against the Dutchmen,<br />

Young tossed a four-hit shut<br />

out while striking out four. In<br />

game two she threw another<br />

complete game, this time going<br />

eight innings, in a 3-2 win.<br />

Young’s third win of the week<br />

came against F&M, as she gave<br />

up just one hit and struck out<br />

five in four innings of work in<br />

a 6-0 win.<br />

<strong>Albright</strong> senior Jeremy<br />

Speicher (Sinking Spring, PA/<br />

Wilson) has been named to<br />

the Commonwealth Conference<br />

Men’s Tennis All-Conference<br />

First Team. It is the<br />

third year in a row that he<br />

has been named First-Team<br />

All-Conference.<br />

30 <strong>Albright</strong> studentathletes<br />

were named to the<br />

MASCAC Winter All-Academic<br />

Team. To qualify for<br />

the All-Academic Team, a<br />

student-athlete must be a<br />

member of a varsity team in<br />

his/her sophomore year or<br />

higher with a cumulative<br />

grade point average of 3.2<br />

or higher. The following <strong>Albright</strong><br />

student-athletes qualified<br />

for the team:<br />

Photo by John Pankratz<br />

Women’s Basketball:<br />

Natalie Bizzarro - Junior<br />

Kelly Cross - Sophomore<br />

Jacquiline Hardwick - Soph.<br />

Marie Levins - Junior<br />

Men’s Basketball:<br />

John Bernat - Junior<br />

Trevor Deeter - Senior<br />

Albert Medoro - Sophomore<br />

Alex Schneider - Sophomore<br />

Lee Walter - Junior<br />

Women’s Indoor Track and Field<br />

Samantha Nimmerichter - Soph.<br />

Josephine Ward - Sophomore<br />

Rebecca White - Sophomore<br />

Men’s Indoor Track and Field:<br />

John Barkley - Sophomore<br />

Ricky Brown - Sophomore<br />

Rob Lowry - Sophomore<br />

Matt Yoder - Senior<br />

Women’s Swimming:<br />

Kayla Clark - Sophomore<br />

Samantha Frees - Junior<br />

Cheyenne Gehman - Soph.<br />

Kim Harner - Senior<br />

Erin Jagielski - Junior<br />

Brianna Linehan - Junior<br />

Audrey McDonough - Senior<br />

Cassie Ritchie - Sophomore<br />

Christie Strachko - Junior<br />

Men’s Swimming :<br />

Chalie Beatty - Senior<br />

Matthew Cribbs - Junior<br />

Eric Daney - Senior<br />

Ben Hatt - Junior<br />

Steve Sieller - Senior<br />

Provided by <strong>Albright</strong> Athletics<br />

of the World Series starting<br />

earlier. I know this just<br />

makes me sound more like a<br />

grandpa and less like a cutting<br />

edge sports writer, but<br />

I’d like to be able to see the<br />

end of a World Series game<br />

without having to stay up<br />

too late. A 7:00 p.m. start<br />

time would be perfect. That<br />

means games would end<br />

around 10:00 p.m. and the<br />

only reason you would be<br />

staying up late would be because<br />

the game was actually<br />

very exciting and went into<br />

extra innings.<br />

If I’m changing things<br />

about the World Series, I’m<br />

also taking Joe Buck out of<br />

the broadcasting booth. In<br />

all of the games I’ve watched<br />

announced by him, he has<br />

never said anything worthwhile<br />

concerning baseball<br />

or anything else. This is the<br />

same guy who broadcasts<br />

football games on Fox with<br />

Troy Aikman.<br />

Speaking of those two,<br />

why do they always seem to<br />

broadcast when either the<br />

Cowboys or Eagles are playing.<br />

I wouldn’t mind so much,<br />

but you can always tell which<br />

<strong>Albright</strong> defeated Susquehanna<br />

5-2 in an elimination<br />

game of the Commonwealth<br />

Conference tournament, but<br />

later fell to Lebanon Valley 4-<br />

0 to finish in third place.<br />

The Lady Lions see their<br />

season end with a 14-23 record<br />

on the season. Facing the tall<br />

order of needing to win four<br />

straight games to capture the<br />

conference title, <strong>Albright</strong> got off<br />

to a rough start in the opener.<br />

Two errors, a hot batter, and a<br />

double led to a pair of unearned<br />

Susquehanna runs as the Crusaders<br />

jumped to a 2-0 lead. The<br />

Lady Lions had just two hits<br />

through the first three innings,<br />

but exploded for five runs in<br />

the bottom of the fourth.<br />

After a sacrifice fly from<br />

Alex Keyes and an infield popup,<br />

the score was tied at two<br />

with two on and two outs.<br />

Jennifer Lynch then drilled a<br />

two-run triple to put <strong>Albright</strong><br />

on top. Stevie Crouse singled<br />

home Lynch to complete the<br />

scoring as <strong>Albright</strong> held a 5-2<br />

lead heading to the fifth inning.<br />

That would be plenty of<br />

runs for Ashley Young, who<br />

allowed only one hit over the<br />

final three innings as <strong>Albright</strong><br />

took the 5-2 win. Hippert and<br />

Crouse each had a pair of hits.<br />

Game two saw Lebanon<br />

Valley’s Jen Roberts stifle <strong>Albright</strong><br />

bats for the second<br />

straight day. The Dutchmen<br />

scored a run in the first inning<br />

to lead 1-0, then plated three<br />

more runs in the bottom of the<br />

second to hold a 4-0 lead.<br />

<strong>Albright</strong> put one runner<br />

on base in the second, third,<br />

fourth, and fifth innings but<br />

couldn’t put anything together<br />

to sustain a rally. In the sixth,<br />

still trailing 4-0, Hippert and<br />

Mayes singled with two outs,<br />

but Roberts got Romond to fly<br />

out to end the inning.<br />

side Aikman takes in those<br />

games. If anything, I would<br />

remove those two and just<br />

have Tony Siragusa broadcasting<br />

the games instead.<br />

Have you been to a Reading<br />

Phillies game yet? You<br />

really should check one out.<br />

Tickets are cheap and you<br />

get to see players that might<br />

end up playing in Philadelphia<br />

before too long. If that<br />

doesn’t sound good, you can<br />

always try one of their onepound<br />

hamburgers. It’s called<br />

the Grand Slammer and it<br />

has two half-pound patties,<br />

special sauce, cheddar sauce,<br />

and french fries inside a sesame<br />

seed bun. It’s definitely<br />

worth trying at least once, if<br />

only for the fact that you can<br />

say that you’ve tried it.<br />

After one month of baseball,<br />

some players are doing<br />

great while others have<br />

dropped the ball. Some players<br />

that are playing much better<br />

now than they will the rest of<br />

the season are: Ty Wiggington<br />

(he’s hit more RBIs this month<br />

than the past two years, plus<br />

his name is Ty), Brad Hawpe<br />

(.374 batting average now<br />

against a career batting average<br />

of .262), and Mike Maroth<br />

(4-1 with an 1.78 ERA now,<br />

but this is the kid who lost 21<br />

games in 2003…no way he<br />

can keep that up).<br />

Who do I think will improve?<br />

Barry Zito (2-2 with<br />

a 4.63 ERA now, but he’s in<br />

a contract year which means<br />

he’s got to play well to make<br />

the big money), Mike Sweeney<br />

(.176 batting average<br />

now after hitting around<br />

.300 the past 7 years…really<br />

the Royals need someone to<br />

play well), and Barry Bonds<br />

(people can’t hate him if he<br />

isn’t playing well, and people<br />

love to hate him).<br />

So it’s official. I’ve run<br />

out of stuff to write. It’s a<br />

good thing too because I<br />

think anything else I write<br />

could be even worse.<br />

Thanks to anyone who<br />

has been reading. It’s been a<br />

good run.<br />

-Nelson Baitzel is an awardwinning<br />

columnist for the<br />

<strong>Albright</strong>ian. He would like to<br />

thank Jackie for letting him<br />

write whatever he wanted and<br />

Chalie for making sure what<br />

he wrote made any sense.<br />

<strong>Albright</strong> Softball Finishes<br />

Third in MAC Playoffs<br />

In the seventh <strong>Albright</strong> put<br />

two runners on with two outs,<br />

but Tara McMurtrie’s line drive<br />

was speared by the LVC first<br />

baseman to end the game and<br />

<strong>Albright</strong>’s title hopes. Mayes<br />

took the loss for the Lady Lions,<br />

allowing six hits and four runs.<br />

Crouse, Hippert, and Mayes<br />

each had two hits at the plate<br />

for <strong>Albright</strong>.<br />

Provided by <strong>Albright</strong> Athletics


The <strong>Albright</strong>ian<br />

Special Feature<br />

Q & A: Straylight Run<br />

May <strong>11</strong>, <strong>2006</strong><br />

Few individuals would<br />

pass on a one-way ride to stardom<br />

by leaving a band that<br />

many saw destined for greatness<br />

at the climax of their popularity.<br />

These few individuals<br />

are John Nolan and Shaun<br />

Cooper, founders of piano-pop<br />

quartet Straylight Run.<br />

At the height of their<br />

popularity in the underground<br />

punk movement<br />

Taking Back Sunday went on<br />

hiatus. Rumors spread, but<br />

the truth is something we<br />

may never know. Whatever<br />

it may have been, Nolan decided<br />

it was time to move on<br />

from the redundant repetition<br />

that had become of his<br />

former alma matter. Cooper<br />

(bassist) followed, and together<br />

they formed a counterpart<br />

to the heavy, rock<br />

driven TBS; a safe-haven for<br />

“dreamy, piano-pop.”<br />

Nearly three years into<br />

their life span, Straylight<br />

Run is happy where they are.<br />

With the rest of the lineup<br />

being filled by Nolan’s sister<br />

Michelle on piano and vocals<br />

(and occasionally guitar), as<br />

well as Will Noon (former<br />

Breaking Pangea drummer)<br />

on the kit, the band have developed<br />

a steady fan base on a<br />

catchy piano-pop full length,<br />

an electronic-based EP, and<br />

what they claim to be as a<br />

“moderate touring schedule.”<br />

I sat down with the two<br />

founders of the band to discuss<br />

the hippies of their past, their<br />

Rolling Stones’ like future, and<br />

why no one will ever make a<br />

documentary about them.<br />

JN = John Nolan<br />

MN= Michelle Nolan<br />

SC = Shaun Cooper<br />

by Rob Lowry<br />

The <strong>Albright</strong>ian<br />

<strong>Albright</strong>ian: How would you<br />

describe your band and the<br />

music you make?<br />

SC: A piano-based rock/pop<br />

quartet fusing drum loops and<br />

samples, thought-provoking<br />

lyrics, and catchy melodies.<br />

MN: (In the background.) And<br />

dreamy.<br />

SC: Yeah, and dreamy.<br />

<strong>Albright</strong>ian: What are some<br />

of your musical influences?<br />

SC: I think we’re all pretty<br />

heavily-influenced by The<br />

Beatles, Radiohead, Fiona<br />

Apple… I like The Bouncing<br />

Souls, The Dropkick Murphys,<br />

Guns ‘N Roses, and The Beach<br />

Boys. John likes Mogwai.<br />

<strong>Albright</strong>ian: What do you<br />

love about music?<br />

SC: What’s not to love?<br />

JN: That’s what I say. That’s<br />

what we all say around here.<br />

We just go around saying it<br />

over and over again to each<br />

other. That’s it. There’s a lot<br />

of things about music that’s<br />

great.<br />

SC: I think it’s something<br />

that’s really not easy to say,<br />

just something that we were<br />

all kind of drawn to very early<br />

on in life and you can’t really<br />

explain what you love about it.<br />

Some people are more drawn<br />

to things like art, drawing, or<br />

painting or something, more<br />

visual things.<br />

JN: I think that one thing<br />

that’s great about music, that<br />

all of us probably love, is…<br />

SC: It’s a universal language.<br />

JN: (Laughing) Yes. That’s<br />

not what I was going to say<br />

but I don’t disagree with<br />

it. Well, I guess maybe it is<br />

somewhat what I was going<br />

to say in that music is, well,<br />

you’re drawn to it because it<br />

can express things that you<br />

feel in a way that nothing<br />

else can, whether it’s music<br />

that you are making or even<br />

music that someone else has<br />

made that you listen to.<br />

<strong>Albright</strong>ian: Was there an exact<br />

moment in your life where<br />

you decided that you wanted<br />

to play and make music for the<br />

rest of your life?<br />

JN: There kind of was. I think<br />

I always knew I was going to<br />

since I first started playing an<br />

instrument. I think I realized it<br />

was something I really wanted<br />

to do but didn’t really think of<br />

it as something I would try and<br />

do until this moment where<br />

the band I was in during high<br />

school and right out<br />

of high school, we<br />

were playing this<br />

random show outside<br />

and a bunch of<br />

hippie kids happened<br />

to come by and stop<br />

and listen to our<br />

band. I guess it was<br />

a significant group<br />

of people (or at least<br />

back then it was) of<br />

probably like seven<br />

or eight people. All<br />

of them were very<br />

into it, but they were<br />

probably just stoned<br />

out and would have<br />

been psyched about anything<br />

that vaguely resembled music.<br />

When we were playing, just<br />

seeing them… I think it was really<br />

the first time I ever played<br />

a show and saw people respond<br />

positively to it. After the show<br />

they were just talking to us and<br />

they were very complimentary<br />

and they just seemed genuinely<br />

psyched about what we<br />

were doing. I felt like if I could<br />

do that as my job and even if it<br />

wasn’t big, if my job was going<br />

and playing music for people<br />

who were psyched about it<br />

I would be very happy. And<br />

that’s why I think I decided to<br />

really make the effort to make<br />

a career out of it.<br />

SC: I don’t have any stories<br />

nearly as good as that (Laughs).<br />

I didn’t do a lot with life in<br />

high school and stuff, and I<br />

stopped going to high school.<br />

The only thing that would<br />

make me happy was playing<br />

the bass. It was the one thing I<br />

could rely on. So I just knew I<br />

wanted to play music and also<br />

the same thing [as John said],<br />

if I knew I could do that for<br />

my job, that was exactly what<br />

I wanted because my parents<br />

really wanted me to do something<br />

[and they asked], “If<br />

you’re not going to school and<br />

who knows if you’re going<br />

to go to college, ideally what<br />

would you want to do?” Play<br />

the bass, somehow.<br />

<strong>Albright</strong>ian: What’s the<br />

toughest part about being a<br />

band who is constantly touring?<br />

JN: Well, being the fact that<br />

we’re not constantly touring,<br />

it’s hard to say. (Laughs). In<br />

every interview, either the<br />

person writing or the band being<br />

interviewed is playing up<br />

the fact that they’re always on<br />

the road.<br />

SC: Motion City Soundtrack<br />

can say that because they<br />

play like 340 shows a year.<br />

We played like 100 last year.<br />

It’s nothing; we can’t really<br />

say it’s a hardship being away<br />

from home so much cause we<br />

haven’t been away from home<br />

that much.<br />

Michelle and John Nolan of Straylight Run perform at<br />

the April 28 mtvU concert at <strong>Albright</strong><br />

Photo by Jackie Seigle<br />

JN: And I guess that’s part of<br />

the thing, is even though it’s<br />

great to be able to go on tour<br />

and we love playing shows,<br />

there’s so much about being<br />

on tour that after awhile gets<br />

exhausting, at least for us.<br />

I think it’s just cause of the<br />

type of people we are. We just<br />

love to be at home so much<br />

and working on music and<br />

recording music. It’s not that<br />

we don’t want to do anything<br />

band related, it’s just that we<br />

like to be home when we’re<br />

doing things that are band<br />

related. We’ve actually tried<br />

to keep a moderate touring<br />

schedule and it’s worked out<br />

for us. I don’t know of we’ll<br />

be so luck to always get away<br />

with touring when we want to<br />

but we’ll see.<br />

<strong>Albright</strong>ian: A line from one<br />

of your songs, “A Slow Descent,”<br />

reads, “The spotlight,<br />

the focus on the friends and<br />

the feelings that made those<br />

stupid songs all worth singing.”<br />

Is it hard to constantly<br />

sing a song over and over again<br />

when it’s no longer relevant to<br />

you or when it has lost its personal<br />

meaning to you?<br />

JN: Yeah, definitely. The<br />

way that I have learned to<br />

deal with that is that I’ve<br />

found it’s almost impossible<br />

to write something in a moment<br />

that’s very much expressing<br />

how you feel right<br />

then and then find a way to<br />

feel the same two years, three<br />

years later. So I usually try to<br />

find the motivation and the<br />

meaning of it in the people<br />

that we’re playing for who<br />

are finding meaning in it and<br />

are responding to it. I think a<br />

big factor in how I feel playing<br />

the songs and how much I<br />

can feel something had to do<br />

with the audience and how<br />

they’re responding to it.<br />

<strong>Albright</strong>ian: Is that part of<br />

the reason that you change up<br />

some of the songs live, playing<br />

them acoustic or different versions<br />

of the song?<br />

JN: Yeah, but I think it’s more<br />

out of just getting bored of the<br />

repetition of playing<br />

the song. It doesn’t<br />

really change the<br />

meaning or help with<br />

singing the same thing<br />

over and over again<br />

but at least it helps<br />

bring a new perspective<br />

and something<br />

different to a song<br />

that we played 100<br />

times before. It’s just<br />

more to keep things<br />

interesting for us and<br />

hopefully the fans.<br />

They’ve seen us play<br />

the same songs a lot<br />

of times.<br />

<strong>Albright</strong>ian: What are the<br />

differences between playing<br />

in front of 800 kids who have<br />

come to see you on a headlining<br />

tour and in front of 800<br />

kids who came out to this<br />

mtvU show because it was a<br />

free ticket to a show? Do you<br />

have different expectations<br />

or different goals for the set<br />

when you’re playing to an<br />

audience who is familiar with<br />

your material as opposed to an<br />

audience who is hearing you<br />

for the first time?<br />

SC: We just try and bring it<br />

every night regardless of the<br />

audience because we don’t<br />

ever want to let anyone down<br />

by playing half-ass just because<br />

the audience isn’t into<br />

it. It is a lot easier on us when<br />

the crowd’s all there to see you<br />

but it’s also a fun little challenge<br />

when you’re playing in<br />

front of people who could care<br />

less; maybe it’s not a really fun<br />

challenge, but it’s a challenge<br />

nonetheless.<br />

<strong>Albright</strong>ian: What inspires<br />

you as musicians?<br />

SC: Life and all that it has to<br />

offer, the goods things and the<br />

bad things and everything inbetween.<br />

JN: I think that other people’s<br />

music also is a big thing<br />

that inspires us as musicians.<br />

We played a show with Kevin<br />

Devine a couple of days ago<br />

and just watching him play,<br />

I think for all of us, we were<br />

just blown away by it. It definitely<br />

inspires you to try and<br />

be better, to try and do what<br />

you do on another level. You<br />

don’t want to copy what other<br />

people do, but you want to<br />

do it much better than you do<br />

it now.<br />

SC: I would say [Kevin<br />

Devine] is one of the only<br />

friends of mine that when I<br />

see him play up on stage I’m<br />

literally star struck by him.<br />

I’m just like, “Damn! He’s so<br />

good.” He should be the biggest<br />

thing in the world.<br />

<strong>Albright</strong>ian: You guys are trying<br />

to sell yourself as a band,<br />

let’s say it’s “Straylight Run: The<br />

Movie.” What’s the tagline?<br />

SC: (Laughing). “We hope you<br />

enjoy it…”<br />

JN: I’m too tired to come up<br />

with something clever…<br />

SC: This question escapes me.<br />

JN: I think the idea of someone<br />

making a movie about us<br />

is just too baffling to comprehend.<br />

SC: “Wow, what boring lives<br />

they’ve led.”<br />

JN: That definitely won’t entice<br />

people into the theater.<br />

SC: I don’t know why anyone<br />

would ever want to document<br />

our ordinary lives, it’s not like<br />

we’re out doing drugs and<br />

having sex with hookers.<br />

JN: All the fun stuff.<br />

SC: It would just be us sitting<br />

around the bus watching<br />

Racheal Reye’s cooking<br />

shows. It’s not exactly riveting<br />

cinema.<br />

SC: No! Michelle likes it too.<br />

JN: They might have to spice<br />

up the movie with some exaggerations<br />

and outright lies to<br />

make it more interesting.<br />

SC: I went out to a bar last<br />

night for about half an hour,<br />

that was really something.


Senior Spotlight<br />

<strong>Albright</strong> <strong>College</strong><br />

Jessica Bair<br />

English/Communications<br />

Hometown: Etters, PA<br />

After graduation plans: Find a full-time job of<br />

my dreams, complete a master’s and/or doctorate<br />

degree, play with my puppy, write novels<br />

that touch the world, and grow old by the sea<br />

with my friends and family nearby.<br />

<strong>Albright</strong> activities/clubs and awards: Reporter/<br />

writer for the <strong>Albright</strong>ian, selected member of<br />

Sigma Tau Delta (the English Honors Society),<br />

honored as a Jacob <strong>Albright</strong> Scholar, member of<br />

the Dean’s List, recipient of the <strong>2006</strong> Edward<br />

Flagg and Miriam Cornelius Trayes Journalism<br />

Award for writing, and recipient of the <strong>2006</strong> Mr. and Mrs. Charles S. Kelchner Memorial Prize for<br />

outstanding oral and written communication skills.<br />

What will you miss most about <strong>Albright</strong>?<br />

I will miss the atmosphere that surrounds <strong>Albright</strong>’s intimate community here in Reading. I’ve met so<br />

many open-minded, open-hearted individuals who have touched my heart and changed my life and I<br />

realize that such an opportunity to be surrounded by so many talented and commendable people will<br />

probably never come again. I’ll miss the late nights, the early mornings, the carefree moments, and<br />

even the stressful times. <strong>Albright</strong> has become my home and I can’t imagine what life will be like when<br />

I’m not here anymore.<br />

What is one thing you would change about <strong>Albright</strong>?<br />

If I could change anything about <strong>Albright</strong>, I would find away to ease the financial strains of the college.<br />

I would like to see more scholarship and grant opportunities, as well as more decent-paying jobs on<br />

campus for students. I would also like to see the classrooms and buildings on campus reflect the quality<br />

of education that is offered here.<br />

Who was you favorite professor and why?<br />

This is a difficult question, but if I had to choose just one I suppose I would pick Al Cacicedo, chair of<br />

the English department. While Al is the only English professor to give me a B (and he’s done it every<br />

time I’ve had him), he is also one of the most caring, passionate, and genuine instructors I have ever<br />

encountered. I suppose I will forgive him for the B’s in return for the lessons he has taught me and the<br />

admiration I have grown to feel for him. He is filled with excitement for the pieces of literature that he<br />

teaches to a class and is truly concerned with each and every student understanding and appreciating<br />

these things that he holds close to his heart.<br />

What advice would you give to an incoming freshman?<br />

Incoming freshman should realize that they are truly about to experience the most exhilarating, changing,<br />

and promising years of their lives. They should grasp every opportunity to grow academically,<br />

socially, and intellectually.<br />

How do you want to be remembered after you graduate?<br />

I want to be remembered as the quiet, but kind young woman with big ideas and an even bigger heart.<br />

I want to leave <strong>Albright</strong> having given the impression that I am on my way to accomplishing great<br />

things that will reflect well on the lessons I have been given here.<br />

If you had three wishes, what would they be?<br />

My first wish would be that my dad could be around to witness my accomplishments and appreciate<br />

the young woman I have become. My second wish would be for all of my friends, family, and people<br />

that I care about to lead fulfilling and healthy lives that are consumed with happiness, companionship,<br />

and love. My third and final wish would be for my puppy to be able to speak.<br />

If you could go back in time to when you were a freshman, what would you do differently?<br />

I would try to transfer to <strong>Albright</strong> sooner or just be here from the very beginning. As for going back to my<br />

first year at <strong>Albright</strong>, I would spend more time being active on campus (especially with the newspaper)<br />

and getting to know the people who are now my best friends.<br />

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?<br />

In 10 years, I honestly just hope to be content, satisfied, and a somewhat accomplished writer with big plans<br />

for the future. I’d like to be well on my way to making some kind of difference in the world – big or small.<br />

Nelson Baitzel<br />

History/Secondary Education<br />

Hometown: Philadelphia<br />

After graduation plans: Not really sure, but if<br />

you know about a job, I’m listening<br />

<strong>Albright</strong> activities/clubs: ACF, Funkamedics,<br />

ACCP, WXAC, <strong>Albright</strong>ian, Gospel Choir (for<br />

one month my sophomore year), <strong>Albright</strong> Badminton<br />

(for one month my senior year)<br />

What will you miss most about <strong>Albright</strong>?<br />

Hmmm...probably how easy it was to get involved<br />

in something. I got a chance to be involved<br />

in a lot of different things. I worked at<br />

an afterschool program in Reading. I coached<br />

basketball at a YMCA. In addition to that, there<br />

were the things I did on campus. I think it’s great how <strong>Albright</strong> has so many opportunities for people<br />

to get involved in anything they want.<br />

What is one thing you would change about <strong>Albright</strong>?<br />

I’d change some of the students’ attitudes about being here. A lot of people spend too much time complaining<br />

about being here, when in reality it’s a great opportunity to be in college. Personally, I’m very<br />

thankful to have had this chance.<br />

Who was you favorite professor and why?<br />

Definitely Dr. de Syon. He was great at finding a balance between learning the facts of history and<br />

having a great class discussion. The senior seminar I had with him for European History is still the best<br />

class I’ve ever had.<br />

What advice would you give to an incoming freshman?<br />

Well, the obvious thing would be to not grab a tray when you eat in the caf. More importantly, you<br />

should get involved with something. The more you experience as a freshman, the easier it will be for<br />

you to transition into college life.<br />

How do you want to be remembered after you graduate?<br />

Honestly, I don’t expect to be remembered at all and I’m cool with that. I’m more concerned with being<br />

the best friend I can be to the people I know than leaving some lasting legacy.<br />

If you had three wishes, what would they be?<br />

Let’s see…my first would be for enough money to not have to worry about money at all for the rest of<br />

my life. I won’t put a dollar amount down, but it’ll be enough to be taken care of. Second wish? A job<br />

with the Philadelphia Phillies. I don’t even need a fancy one. Just something that will allow me to see<br />

the games. Maybe even travel with the team if I’m lucky. My third wish I think I’d give to my friend<br />

Hana because she would know how to use it to better the world. She’s hip to that topic.<br />

If you could go back in time to when you were a freshman, what would you do differently?<br />

Nothing. Can’t live life with regrets. If you forced me to pick something, I probably would have driven<br />

to Philly for cheesesteaks last semester at <strong>11</strong>p.m. with some friends of mine. I didn’t because I had class<br />

the next morning.<br />

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?<br />

That is an incredibly unfair question. I don’t know where I’ll be come August. I don’t even know how I<br />

got to be one of these Senior spotlight people. I can name a ton of people who are much, much more deserving<br />

than me to be spotlighted for <strong>Albright</strong> to get to know. They should be answering these questions.<br />

I’m just happy with the opportunities I’ve had. That being said, I’ll get off my soapbox.<br />

Class of <strong>2006</strong><br />

Chalie Beatty<br />

History/Elementary Education, Early Childhood<br />

Hometown: Richboro Pa<br />

After graduation plans:<br />

Staying here at <strong>Albright</strong><br />

to get my masters in<br />

Special Education<br />

<strong>Albright</strong> activities/<br />

clubs and awards:<br />

Swim Team (Captain),<br />

History Honor Society<br />

(President), Class of<br />

<strong>2006</strong> Treasurer, Funkamedic<br />

Intramural Sport<br />

Franchise, <strong>Albright</strong><br />

<strong>College</strong> Chest Painters<br />

(<strong>Albright</strong>icus), Deans List<br />

What will you miss most about <strong>Albright</strong>?<br />

The people. Everyone here is amazing!<br />

What is one thing you would change about <strong>Albright</strong>?<br />

I would beautify and modernize the campus, it has so much potential.<br />

Who was you favorite professor and why?<br />

I have so many, but I would have to say Dr. Warfield. He pushed me to my academic<br />

limits and also I have learned so much about just life in general from him.<br />

What advice would you give to an incoming freshman?<br />

Try to experience much as you can, meet as many people as possible and GET<br />

INVOLVED!<br />

How do you want to be remembered after you graduate?<br />

As some one who lived his college experience to the fullest and simply made<br />

people laugh and smile.<br />

If you had three wishes, what would they be?<br />

One- Achieve all my goals (yeah it is corny but I got to use a wish for that)<br />

Two- World peace<br />

Three- Stay in college because from what I hear the real world stinks.<br />

If you could go back in time to when you were a freshman, what would you<br />

do differently?<br />

Nothing, I have no regrets.<br />

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?<br />

Hopefully teaching in an early childhood autistic support classroom, and living<br />

by the beach so I can go the beach every day.<br />

Shamell Brandon<br />

Psychology<br />

Hometown: Gouldsboro,<br />

PA<br />

After graduation plans:<br />

attending a Psy.D program<br />

at Wright State<br />

University<br />

<strong>Albright</strong> activities/<br />

clubs and awards: Psi<br />

Chi, African American<br />

Society, Jacob <strong>Albright</strong><br />

Scholar, Joseph E Coleman<br />

Award, Who’s<br />

Who Nomination ’06,<br />

Thomas H. Gerstley<br />

Memorial Award, The Alpha Sigma Phi Award in Memory of Chris Anthony<br />

’03 and Andrew Snitzer, Psychology Dept Award, Dean’s Academic Achievement<br />

Awards<br />

What will you miss most about <strong>Albright</strong>?<br />

The close proximity to friends.<br />

What is one thing you would change about <strong>Albright</strong>?<br />

Greater retention of students from underrepresented / underprivileged populations<br />

Who was you favorite professor and why?<br />

Every professor, who shared a smile when they saw me on campus or enthusiastically<br />

asked me for my opinion in class, because they encouraged me to be<br />

a kind and thoughtful person.<br />

What advice would you give to an incoming freshman?<br />

Ask questions. Scientists ask a lot of questions. They’re not afraid of looking<br />

stupid and that’s probably why they’re so smart.<br />

How do you want to be remembered after you graduate?<br />

As a patient man with a lot of room for improvement, who extended kindness<br />

to everyone without asking for society’s approval.<br />

If you had three wishes, what would they be?<br />

1. perfect pitch<br />

2. two tickets to see the Seattle Mariners win a World Series<br />

3. self-love for all who are without it<br />

If you could go back in time to when you were a freshman, what would you<br />

change or do differently?<br />

Declare a minor or a second major<br />

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?<br />

Collaborating with my friend on films, writing a book, running my psychological<br />

clinic, and returning from Africa


Senior Spotlight<br />

<strong>Albright</strong> <strong>College</strong><br />

Lacey Egerton<br />

Child & Family Studies<br />

Hometown: Elkridge, MD<br />

After graduation plans: Loyola <strong>College</strong> M.Ed.<br />

School Counseling program<br />

<strong>Albright</strong> activities/clubs and awards: Senior Class<br />

President, Sigma Kappa, POPs Steering Committee, Psi<br />

Chi, Alpha Kappa Delta, Lab Assistant, Ambassador<br />

What will you miss most about <strong>Albright</strong>?<br />

The people – almost everyone here I have a story<br />

with and I love that aspect of this school. I will miss<br />

just hanging out and swapping stories and creating<br />

new ones.<br />

What is one thing you would change about <strong>Albright</strong>?<br />

The apathy – people are quick to complain and judge and yet not enough are willing to step<br />

and work towards the change. It doesn’t happen overnight and someone has to start it.<br />

Who was you favorite professor and why?<br />

Dr. Snyder (psychology) – She showed me that anything was possible, was always there<br />

when I needed someone to talk to and seemed to know how to bring me down when I was<br />

manic. Plus, she is an incredibly strong woman and I admire and aspire to that.<br />

What advice would you give to an incoming freshman?<br />

Find a passion and run with it. Dedicate yourself to something on the campus – be come<br />

an integral part of the campus.<br />

How do you want to be remembered after you graduate?<br />

Hmm… I want to remembered as that chick who was always up for a good time and who<br />

could turn any situation into a good time - that person who people liked being around.<br />

And I’d like my fellow seniors to remember me as the girl who arranged some totally<br />

amazing senior nights!<br />

If you had three wishes, what would they be?<br />

1. To win some kind of lottery that would pay off my excessive student loans<br />

2. To find a fabulous job that involves me relocating to Italy<br />

3. To be ridiculously and completely happy with whatever throws at me<br />

If you could go back in time to when you were a freshman, what would you do differently?<br />

Oh wow. I don’t know. I guess forgetting who my true friends were and turning my back on<br />

them. The plus is that we found each other again this year because life always goes full circle.<br />

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?<br />

I don’t know where I will be in 6 months, let alone 10 years. I might still be bouncing<br />

around, changing plans and jobs based on whatever stray thought has rooted that week.<br />

Or I might be settled down in the suburbs of Baltimore with my white picket fence and 2.5<br />

kids. Or I might be jet-setting all over the world and finally seeing all the amazing places I<br />

read about. One never knows with me what tomorrow is going to bring.<br />

Andrew<br />

Russell Holets<br />

Political Science/<br />

Communications<br />

Hometown: Whitehall, PA<br />

After graduation plans: Peace Corps<br />

volunteer<br />

<strong>Albright</strong> activities/clubs: Pi Kappa<br />

Phi fraternity, Student Government<br />

Association, The <strong>Albright</strong>ian, Mane<br />

Men, Concert Choir, 91.3 WXAC<br />

FM, Pi Sigma Alpha, Sigma Tau<br />

Delta, POP’s, Gingrich Library<br />

Circulation Desk Manager, and I worked at Jake’s Place for roughly 27 days back in ’04.<br />

Awards: Gold A Award, David M. Cariminika Award Recipient, Keystone Press Association<br />

Second Place in collegiate cartoon/graphic illustration category.<br />

What will you miss most about <strong>Albright</strong>?<br />

It took me all of a second to answer this question. I will miss my fraternity brothers the<br />

most due to my graduation from <strong>Albright</strong> <strong>College</strong>. Every one of them, past and present, has<br />

made an indelible impact on my life and for that I am very gracious.<br />

What is one thing you would change about <strong>Albright</strong>?<br />

<strong>Albright</strong> needs to raise their standards for admission.<br />

Who was you favorite professor and why?<br />

I’ve had some wonderful professors in the political science department with emphasis on<br />

Dr. Hoffman, Dr. Langran, Dr. Brogan, Dr. Auerbach and the departed Dr. Lollis, all of<br />

whom have taught and counseled me above and beyond the expected. As for the rest of<br />

the faculty, Dr. Perrin is up there for his unique perspective on life, but I would have to say<br />

that Adlai Binger of the music department is my favorite. Without his work, my oasis-like<br />

experience with music would have surely halted.<br />

What advice would you give to an incoming freshman?<br />

Do as many things as much as possible, but only if you do it to the best of your ability.<br />

How do you want to be remembered after you graduate?<br />

As one of the few gentleman that could simultaneously be inappropriate and respectful.<br />

If you had three wishes, what would they be?<br />

1.To never accept being content<br />

2. For Housing to repay me the $200 fine for having my good friend, Javier the Hamster in my<br />

room. He was a truly fighting survivor, but he did not cause $200 of disruption to <strong>Albright</strong> <strong>College</strong>.<br />

3.To actually meet a real-life Genie.<br />

If you could go back in time to when you were a freshman, what would you do differently?<br />

I wouldn’t change a thing.<br />

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?<br />

I hope to be working in law or journalism with the same positive ideals and outlook on society<br />

as I hold currently. If this includes living in Washington, D.C., that’s fine by me. Otherwise, I<br />

hope to keep in touch with my stellar friends at the <strong>Albright</strong>ian and my fellow Pi Kappa Phi’s.<br />

Class of <strong>2006</strong><br />

Jessica S. Huber<br />

Elementary Education and<br />

Early Childhood/ Business<br />

Hometown: Towanda, PA<br />

After graduation plans: I actually plan to<br />

come back to <strong>Albright</strong> for the fall semester<br />

to complete my student teaching.<br />

<strong>Albright</strong> activities/clubs and awards:<br />

SAAC (Student Athletic Advisory Council),<br />

ACF (<strong>Albright</strong> Christian Fellowship), RSA<br />

(Resident Student Association), Women’s<br />

Tennis Team, Jacob <strong>Albright</strong> Scholarship<br />

What will you miss most about <strong>Albright</strong>?<br />

I’ll most likely miss the people I’ve met over the past four years and the experiences I’ve<br />

had here at <strong>Albright</strong>.<br />

What is one thing you would change about <strong>Albright</strong>?<br />

I don’t think I can necessarily pin point one thing that I would change about <strong>Albright</strong>.<br />

Every school has their areas where they can improve…but, if I had to pick something, I<br />

would say more school pride and school spirit.<br />

Who was you favorite professor and why?<br />

My favorite professor is most likely Dr. Seidenstricker simply because I believe I have<br />

learned the most from her over the years. She has also challenged me in different areas of<br />

my life and hopefully prepared me for the future to the best of her ability.<br />

What advice would you give to an incoming freshman?<br />

Take time to get to know people and be sure to get involved on campus.<br />

How do you want to be remembered after you graduate?<br />

Well, hopefully I was a positive influence to those around me, and for those that knew me,<br />

I hope they remember me as someone who is honest, trustworthy, fun to be around, and<br />

someone they could call their friend.<br />

If you had three wishes, what would they be?<br />

1. Travel the world<br />

2. Be able to sing and dance<br />

3. Share the love of Jesus Christ to everyone<br />

If you could go back in time to when you were a freshman, what would you do differently?<br />

I don’t necessarily have anything I would change…there were probably things that I could<br />

have gotten more involved in instead of shying back from them.<br />

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?<br />

At this point I picture myself most likely single, with a teaching job, and living in a warm<br />

climate.<br />

Nick Loris<br />

Economics/Finance/<br />

Political Science<br />

Hometown: Quakertown, PA<br />

After graduation plans: Graduate<br />

School or Position in Asset/Wealth<br />

Management<br />

<strong>Albright</strong> activities/clubs and awards:<br />

Earned Dean’s List Honor each semester,<br />

Received Josh Laychock<br />

Award in Finance, Recipient of<br />

Warren L. Davis Scholarship – 1 of<br />

2 full academic scholarships awarded at <strong>Albright</strong> <strong>College</strong>, Completed Senior Thesis for<br />

departmental distinction, Economics Departmental Distinction Award Winner, Freshman<br />

Forum Mentor, Completed ACRE project and will publish paper in Issues in Political<br />

Economy<br />

Extracurricular Achievements: Four-Year Starter Men’s Soccer, Captain Men’s Soccer<br />

Team Junior and Senior Years, 2005 CoSIDA ESPN the Magazine’s Academic All-American<br />

Second Team, 2004 & 2005 CoSIDA Academic All District II <strong>College</strong> Division Men’s<br />

Soccer Team, Member of <strong>2006</strong> Varsity Tennis Team, Co-Captain of the Men’s Club Volleyball<br />

Team<br />

What will you miss most about <strong>Albright</strong>?<br />

Friends and Faculty<br />

What is one thing you would change about <strong>Albright</strong>?<br />

The Political Science Department, with the exception of a few things.<br />

Who was you favorite professor and why?<br />

Dr. Martin, Dr. Wilder, and Dr. White – when you’ve had a professor five or more times<br />

you learn to like them<br />

What advice would you give to an incoming freshman?<br />

“Optima Dias….Prima Fuget” – meaning the best days of your life flee first or fastest, so<br />

live it up in these four years.<br />

How do you want to be remembered after you graduate?<br />

I don’t.<br />

If you had three wishes what would they be?<br />

A freestyle battle between M.C. Hammer and Vanilla Ice, Erin O’ Brien to join Facebook,<br />

Another freestyle battle between M.C. Hammer and Vanilla Ice.<br />

If you could go back in time to when you were a freshman, what would you do differently?<br />

Played tennis all four years<br />

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?<br />

Running the show.


Senior Spotlight<br />

<strong>Albright</strong> <strong>College</strong><br />

Amy K. Lucas<br />

English/Communications<br />

Hometown: Huntingdon, PA<br />

After graduation plans: I plan on<br />

working as a reporter or producer at a<br />

TV news station.<br />

<strong>Albright</strong> activities/clubs and awards:<br />

Vice President of Sigma Tau Delta,<br />

News Editor/Writer for the <strong>Albright</strong>ian,<br />

SGA Representative for Chamber Choir,<br />

Concert Choir, Intern at WFMZ-TV<br />

Berks Edition, Deans List 2003-present<br />

What will you miss most about <strong>Albright</strong>?<br />

I know that I will truly miss the relationships that I have made with both friends and faculty<br />

over the past four years. I have been honored to know some of the most genuine and caring<br />

people, and I will really miss everyone and the memories we shared. I think I’ll also miss<br />

<strong>Albright</strong> in general. It has become my second home, and it will be strange to leave that.<br />

What is one thing you would change about <strong>Albright</strong>?<br />

I would put more emphasis on improving the academic buildings on campus. I feel like the college<br />

is devoting too much money to other funds. The buildings on campus need attention.<br />

Who was you favorite professor and why?<br />

I don’t think I have just one favorite professor. I have two. But they just so happen to be<br />

married. Richard and Mary Jane Androne are definitely the teachers who have made the<br />

most profound impression on me. They both are the most intelligent people I’ve ever<br />

met, and I really respect their classroom methods.<br />

What advice would you give to an incoming freshman?<br />

I would tell them to live it up. They need to experience everything they can and savor<br />

every minute of being in college. It just goes so fast.<br />

How do you want to be remembered after you graduate?<br />

I would like to be remembered as one of the only students who pursued a career in Broadcast<br />

Journalism. Even though there wasn’t a program here, I tried to be ambitious.<br />

If you had three wishes, what would they be?<br />

I would wish for the world really to just live in peace, I would eliminate arrogant and demeaning<br />

people, and I would bring back the Wendy’s Chicken Caesar pita.<br />

If you could go back in time to when you were a freshman, what would you do differently?<br />

I think I would have tried to savor college more rather than wish the time away. I just<br />

remember always being so excited to go home, but I should have just appreciated what<br />

was always around me.<br />

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?<br />

I see myself working in the television or in the magazine industry, and having a happy family.<br />

Jordan Mauger<br />

English/Communications<br />

Hometown: Boyertown, PA<br />

After graduation plans: attaining<br />

an editorial position at a newspaper<br />

or publishing house, with graduate<br />

school in the future<br />

Activities: SGA E-board (DSA Rep),<br />

DSA (Treasurer), Sigma Tau Delta<br />

(President), P.O.P.S, Writing Center<br />

tutor, Chamber Choir, Concert Choir,<br />

The <strong>Albright</strong>ian (Student Life Editor<br />

and writer), Student Rep on Advancement<br />

Trustee Committee, Pi Kappa<br />

Phi, Honors Program, Freshman Forum mentor, Shirk Scholar, Jacob <strong>Albright</strong> Scholar<br />

Awards: Professor Clyde Harding Award for outstanding scholarship in English and<br />

Communications (2004, 2005), Dean’s List (all semesters), English Department Faculty<br />

Award (<strong>2006</strong>), The Edward Flagg and Miriam Cornelius Trayes Award for Excellence in<br />

Journalistic Writing (<strong>2006</strong>), Day Students Association Award (<strong>2006</strong>), Golden A (<strong>2006</strong>),<br />

Who’s Who in American <strong>College</strong>s and Universities (<strong>2006</strong>)<br />

What will you miss most about <strong>Albright</strong>?<br />

The people, without a doubt. I have developed such great relationships with fellow students<br />

and faculty alike, and I will miss seeing those people as frequently as I get to now.<br />

Whether we were dancing at 1402 or hanging out at someone’s apartment, there was<br />

always fun to be had and those times and the people I spent them with are the things<br />

I’ll miss the most.<br />

What is one thing you would change about <strong>Albright</strong>?<br />

I’d make it an 8-year college so I didn’t have to leave yet.<br />

Who was you favorite professor and why?<br />

I’ve been very fortunate in having a multitude of wonderful professors, which I think speaks<br />

to the quality of the education we have received here at <strong>Albright</strong>. I’ve particularly like the<br />

classes I had with Mary Jane Androne and Al Cacicedo, but I thoroughly appreciate every<br />

single one of my professors as they have all contributed something to my education.<br />

What advice would you give to an incoming freshman?<br />

I’d say get involved in student organizations, a cheesy but true piece of advice. But more<br />

importantly, just become connected to the <strong>Albright</strong> community somehow. It might be<br />

through a tight bond created with your fellow students on your dorm floor. Or maybe a<br />

group of fellow commuters you hang out with in the Pine Room. Regardless of how you<br />

become connected to <strong>Albright</strong>, it’s important to create such bonds as they will follow<br />

and support you throughout your four years here.<br />

How do you want to be remembered after you graduate?<br />

I’d like to be remembered as someone who was true to my friends and true to myself;<br />

someone who was dedicated to succeeding in the classroom as well as having a “little”<br />

fun in those non-homework hours.<br />

If you had three wishes, what would they be?<br />

1. To make time slow down every once (or maybe even rewind) so I could relive my<br />

favorite memories with an increased sense of gratitude<br />

2. To grant all people (including myself) a greater appreciation for life and all that it encompasses<br />

3. To give everyone a fourth wish<br />

If you could go back in time to when you were a freshman, what would you do differently?<br />

I’m very happy with the way I’ve performed in the classroom as well as the decisions I<br />

have made as far as my own personal well-being. I only wish I would seen beyond only the<br />

academic side of <strong>Albright</strong> and further explored how much more it has to offer sooner.<br />

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?<br />

Professionally, I hope to be working at a major publishing house or nationally distributed<br />

magazine. I also hope to be married and have at least one child. And I hope we’re<br />

still having <strong>Albright</strong>ian alumni socials.<br />

Class of <strong>2006</strong><br />

Kristen Roehm<br />

International Relations/<br />

Political Science<br />

Hometown: Manheim, PA<br />

After graduation plans: Getting married<br />

to my British hubby in June <strong>2006</strong><br />

and moving to Norfolk, England—then<br />

finding work!<br />

<strong>Albright</strong> activities/clubs and awards:<br />

Study Abroad Advisor (2004-<strong>2006</strong>),<br />

Society for Human Rights (2004-<strong>2006</strong>),<br />

Senior Honors Thesis Northern Ireland<br />

Politics (2005-<strong>2006</strong>), Pi Sigma Alpha<br />

(Political Science Honors Society) (<strong>2006</strong>), Irish/American Scholars Program (2003-2004),<br />

Jacob <strong>Albright</strong> Scholar (2003-<strong>2006</strong>), Dean’s List Scholar (2002-<strong>2006</strong>), International Student<br />

Association (2002-2003; 2005-<strong>2006</strong>).<br />

What will you miss most about <strong>Albright</strong>?<br />

My wonderful friends and roommate (without them, I could not have made it through these<br />

years!) and my co-workers in the Study Abroad Center.<br />

What is one thing you would change about <strong>Albright</strong>?<br />

I would renovate all of the academic facilities/technology in the classrooms and invest in the library.<br />

Who was you favorite professor and why?<br />

Dr. Irene Langran—she has always been supportive of my academic endeavors and challenged<br />

me to do my best (especially with my senior honors thesis)! Thank you so much, Dr. Langran!<br />

What advice would you give to an incoming freshman?<br />

Make sure you study abroad!!! I studied for my entire sophomore year outside Belfast, Northern<br />

Ireland. It was the best experience of my life and I would do anything to repeat that year.<br />

How do you want to be remembered after you graduate?<br />

I would like to be remembered as someone who made people laugh.<br />

If you had three wishes (anything at all), what would they be?<br />

First, I would end the human rights atrocities in the world, including poverty, genocide, and<br />

hunger. Second, I would travel to every country in the world to learn about their cultures.<br />

And I would save the last wish for another time.<br />

If you could go back in time to when you were a freshman, what would you do differently?<br />

I would use my Q/NQs! I didn’t use mine because I didn’t know the rules about how to use them.<br />

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?<br />

Living in England, working at a job I enjoy, and starting a family—basically enjoying life.<br />

Rachael Elizabeth<br />

Schwartz<br />

English / Communications<br />

Hometown: Ivyland, PA<br />

After graduation plans: Writing/editing/freelancing/etc.<br />

for one of the 60-<br />

some companies I’ve applied to, and, of<br />

course, learning to fly.<br />

Activities/Clubs: Vice president/editor/<br />

contributing writer of AGON, reporter/<br />

photographer for the <strong>Albright</strong>ian, secretary<br />

of Sigma Tau Delta, Phi Delta Sigma member, Jacob <strong>Albright</strong> Scholar, and <strong>Albright</strong><br />

Admissions telephone receptionist<br />

Awards: Clyde Harding Award for outstanding scholarship in English and Communications,<br />

2005; Dean’s Academic Achievement Award, 2005, <strong>2006</strong>; Mr. and Mrs. Charles S. Kelchner<br />

Memorial Prize, <strong>2006</strong>; <strong>Albright</strong>ian Award, <strong>2006</strong>; AGON Staff Member Award, <strong>2006</strong>; Who’s<br />

Who in American <strong>College</strong>s and Universities, <strong>2006</strong><br />

What will you miss most about <strong>Albright</strong>?<br />

I will miss the magnolias in spring, the endearing professors, and the familiar smiles, but most<br />

of all, I will miss the truest friends I have ever known. My memories with them are <strong>Albright</strong>,<br />

and without them, I would lose a part of myself.<br />

What is one thing you would change about <strong>Albright</strong>?<br />

Funding allocations. <strong>Albright</strong> cannot control which facilities gifts are given to, but they can<br />

improve ways to generate funds for dorms and other important (academic!) facilities that<br />

genuinely need improvement.<br />

Who was your favorite professor and why?<br />

I’m breaking the rules! I have more than one. While all of my professors have positively affected<br />

me in some way, Alberto Cacicedo, Teresa Gilliams and Tom Watcke have been my<br />

greatest sources of challenge, enjoyment, and encouragement.<br />

What advice would you give to an incoming freshman?<br />

Do not hold yourself back in any way. Take risks, make a difference, and let yourself grow.<br />

That’s what college is for. It’s your home for the next four years—allow it to be and let it<br />

nurture you.<br />

How do you want to be remembered after you graduate?<br />

As that slightly silly, studious gal who wore earth tones and often broke out into spontaneous<br />

dance (not really). To be honest, I would like to be remembered as someone who genuinely<br />

loved this school and did what she could to make a difference. Most importantly, though, I<br />

would like to be remembered as a friend.<br />

If you had three wishes, what would they be?<br />

1. To see the entire world—and have time to explore each place<br />

2. To control the seasons based on my mood each day<br />

3. To travel back in time and relive my favorite memories<br />

If you could go back in time to when you were a freshman, what would you do differently?<br />

I wouldn’t be so afraid of change. As a freshman I was so caught up in leaving what was<br />

familiar that I didn’t allow myself to fully enjoy my experience. If I could go back, I would<br />

embrace college as I do now.<br />

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?<br />

In 10 years I see myself editing/writing for a publishing company (preferably in arts and<br />

culture), running my own, private business (don’t ask me of what yet), being married, and<br />

finding a home in all that is my life.


Senior Spotlight<br />

<strong>Albright</strong> <strong>College</strong><br />

Jacquelyn F. Seigle<br />

History/ Communications<br />

Hometown: Phoenixville, Pa.<br />

After graduation plans: Freelance writing for a<br />

daily newspaper, looking for a full-time job, making<br />

every excuse possible to hang out with my friends.<br />

<strong>Albright</strong> activities/clubs: Pi Delta Phi, Sigma Tau<br />

Delta, the <strong>Albright</strong>ian (Asst. Editor in Chief, Student<br />

Life Editor, Copy Editor, Design and Layout Editor),<br />

Member Lion Diplomats, WXAC DJ, AGON<br />

Design and Layout Editor, Jacob <strong>Albright</strong> Scholar<br />

Awards: The Edward Flagg & Miriam Cornelius<br />

Trayes Award for Excellence in Journalistic Writing,<br />

Editing & Photography (2004 &<strong>2006</strong>), Dean’s<br />

List Achievement Award (2005 & <strong>2006</strong>), The <strong>Albright</strong>ian Award (<strong>2006</strong>), The <strong>Albright</strong>ian<br />

Writer of the Year Award (<strong>2006</strong>)<br />

What will you miss most about <strong>Albright</strong>?<br />

I will definitely miss the people of <strong>Albright</strong> the most. I have met some of the most amazing<br />

people I could ever hope to meet in my lifetime. I am better because of every one of my friends<br />

and I am the person I am today because of them. I will carry those memories with me forever.<br />

What is one thing you would change about <strong>Albright</strong>?<br />

I wish students took a more active role in the direction of the school. A lot of students complain<br />

about things, but nobody takes the initiative to change it.<br />

Who was you favorite professor and why?<br />

I have had many influential professors here. Dr. John Pankratz and Marian Wolbers were certainly<br />

among my favorites. My favorite professor though would have to be Dr. Guillame de-<br />

Syon. He pushed me to do better in every class I had with him. While I was annoyed at having to<br />

put in the extra work at the time, I see now that he really helped me realize my own potential.<br />

What advice would you give to an incoming freshman?<br />

Don’t be afraid to get out there and meet people. <strong>Albright</strong> has a lot to offer if you open yourself<br />

up to it. Also, when the sign says “One Hour Parking Limit,” it’s true.<br />

How do you want to be remembered after you graduate?<br />

As a loyal friend and someone who really cared about academics, people, and the <strong>College</strong>. I<br />

hope that people remember me as someone who helped them out and made them laugh, and<br />

of course as the girl who stuck it out until the very end…every time.<br />

If you had three wishes, what would they be?<br />

1. That I had met TMNJ and all of my wonderful friends earlier on in my <strong>Albright</strong> career, and<br />

that I didn’t have to leave them.<br />

2. To have the ability to control time.<br />

3. Unlimited wishes so I could wish for world peace and lifelong health and happiness for all<br />

of my friends and loved ones, and anything else that should come up.<br />

If you could go back in time to when you were a freshman, what would you do differently?<br />

I would have moved on campus earlier. As a commuter until my junior year, I didn’t really<br />

get involved on campus at all until I was an upper classman. I wish I would have been around<br />

more to join clubs and activities and meet more of my peers.<br />

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?<br />

I can’t even picture myself 10 days beyond graduation, so 10 years seems a bit hard to imagine.<br />

However, I hope to have a family and a job that makes me happy. I hope I am blessed<br />

enough to still have the amazing friends I have now. I can only hope that we are still having<br />

random rooftop gatherings and dance parties in 10 years.<br />

Megan Tanger<br />

Music Business/International Business<br />

Hometown: Reading, PA<br />

After graduation plans: Build my Mary Kay business<br />

and search for a job in marketing or management<br />

<strong>Albright</strong> activities/clubs and awards: MEISA, Phi Mu<br />

Fraternity, <strong>Albright</strong> String Ensemble, Phi Delta Sigma,<br />

Xion, Jacob <strong>Albright</strong> Scholar, Dean’s List<br />

What will you miss most about <strong>Albright</strong>?<br />

The campus and community. I grew up at <strong>Albright</strong> because<br />

both of my parents have worked here since I can<br />

remember. I’ll miss the family I’ve made here and walking<br />

through the beautiful campus every day.<br />

What is one thing you would change about <strong>Albright</strong>?<br />

I know it’s impossible, but I would want to change the<br />

rapid growth that <strong>Albright</strong> has been experiencing in the last few years. <strong>Albright</strong> was meant to<br />

be a small campus with a limited amount of students. It’s getting too crowded and I don’t like<br />

the extra buildings they’re putting up. I wish <strong>Albright</strong> could just stay the same small campus<br />

it’s always been.<br />

Who was you favorite professor and why?<br />

My favorite professor here at <strong>Albright</strong> would have to be Dr. Schott. He taught me so much<br />

and I still remember practically everything from his classes. He is the most understanding<br />

and fair professor at <strong>Albright</strong>. His classes are not easy, but he always pushed me to my fullest<br />

potential and for that I thank him.<br />

What advice would you give to an incoming freshman?<br />

Get involved in as many things as you can because then you’ll see a whole other side to<br />

<strong>Albright</strong> and you’ll have so many memories through those activities. Go to all your classes<br />

because your parents aren’t paying thousands of dollars for you to sleep and goof off. Most<br />

importantly…HAVE FUN! It’s college!<br />

How do you want to be remembered after you graduate?<br />

I would like to be remembered as a great student with a good attitude who was responsible,<br />

FUN, and the girl that always smiled at everyone!<br />

If you had three wishes, what would they be?<br />

WOW. My first wish would have to be to not worry anymore. (I worry way too much.) My<br />

second wish would be to rewind time. My third wish would be a lifetime supply of chocolate.<br />

If you could go back in time to when you were a freshman, what would you do differently?<br />

I would want myself to realize that I don’t need to worry so much about school or work<br />

because I always do fine. I would also have gotten involved in things on campus sooner.<br />

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?<br />

In 10 years I see myself in a good marriage, happy and healthy, and successful in whatever<br />

field I end up in.<br />

Class of <strong>2006</strong><br />

Tyler Travitz<br />

Digital Media / Sociology /<br />

Communications<br />

Hometown: Millersburg, PA<br />

After graduation plans: Pursue my<br />

M.F.A in Computer Graphics Design at<br />

Rochester Institute of Technology<br />

<strong>Albright</strong> activities/clubs and awards: Pi<br />

Kappa Phi, Alpha Kappa Delta, Ambassador,<br />

Dean’s List, Jacob <strong>Albright</strong> Scholar,<br />

Campus Life Council, Sociology Department<br />

Research Award.<br />

What will you miss most about <strong>Albright</strong>?<br />

Despite it’s shortcomings at times, <strong>Albright</strong> on the whole has been a great place to learn because<br />

of the people here. A truly diverse, hard-working and talented student body matched<br />

by an equally gifted faculty mixed with a small, family-like atmosphere will make <strong>Albright</strong><br />

hard to leave.<br />

What is one thing you would change about <strong>Albright</strong>?<br />

Ideally, <strong>Albright</strong>’s social atmosphere would return to the laid back style it used to be that<br />

way people would be more likely to stick around on weekends.<br />

Who was you favorite professor and why?<br />

I had lots of favorite professors, so it’s hard to just name one. Dr. Meyers, Professor Abodalo,<br />

Dr. Pankratz, Dr. De Syon, Gerry Ronning, and Dr. Bellatoni all brought humor to<br />

the classroom and made learning fun. That said, Dr. Charles Brown has been an incredible<br />

advisor and a great friend. I couldn’t have been as successful as I have been without him.<br />

What advice would you give to an incoming freshman?<br />

Your time at <strong>Albright</strong> goes by so quickly. Enjoy every minute you are here and take advantage<br />

of as many opportunities as you can. Also, avoid the ice cream machine as much<br />

as possible.<br />

How do you want to be remembered after you graduate?<br />

I’d like people to remember that I was a member of this community who loved <strong>Albright</strong><br />

and wants nothing more than to give back to <strong>Albright</strong> what it has given to me.<br />

If you had three wishes, what would they be?<br />

For everyone to have friends and family as great as mine (Thank you Brothers and others!<br />

You have meant and will always mean so much to me! Pi Kappa Phi for life!), for a meaningful<br />

career, and to touch peoples lives and hearts in ways that they will never forget.<br />

If you could go back in time to when you were a freshman, what would you do differently?<br />

I really don’t think I would change a thing, ok well maybe. Ask me…<br />

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?<br />

In ten years I hope to have a family and an established career living somewhere slightly<br />

warmer than PA. Hopefully my loans will be paid off too. But wherever I am, I know a<br />

piece of this place and the people I’ve shared my time with will surely go with me.<br />

Catherine Valles<br />

Elementary Ed./Early Childhood<br />

Education/Psychology<br />

Hometown: New Providence, NJ<br />

After graduation plans: I’m spending the<br />

next two summers and academic year taking<br />

classes in the 4+1 Program to earn my<br />

Masters Degree in Elementary Education.<br />

<strong>Albright</strong> activities/clubs and awards:<br />

Alpha Delta Pi Sorority, Phi Delta Sigma<br />

Honorary Alumni Sorority, The Cue<br />

What will you miss most about <strong>Albright</strong>?<br />

I think what I’ll miss the most about <strong>Albright</strong> is all the friends I’ve made throughout<br />

the past four years. It’s going to be hard watching everyone go their separate ways after<br />

spending so many memorable times together.<br />

What is one thing you would change about <strong>Albright</strong>?<br />

If I could change one thing about <strong>Albright</strong>, it would be the perception of the Greek Community<br />

on campus. I feel as though a lot of times Greeks have a bad reputation, yet no one takes<br />

notice to all the work the different Greek organizations do for their philanthropies, locally<br />

and nationally.<br />

Who was you favorite professor and why?<br />

My favorite professor is without a doubt Dr. Siedenstricker. As a teacher and advisor she<br />

has constantly been a person I could turn to. She makes it her top priority to ensure that<br />

each of her students succeeds. Her love of teaching has indefinitely been passed on to the<br />

many education students who have entered her classroom.<br />

What advice would you give to an incoming freshman?<br />

My advice would have to be to be yourself and have fun! <strong>College</strong> is the best four years of<br />

your life, so get involved and meet people before its too late and you have to grow up. Its<br />

true what they say, time really does fly when you have fun!<br />

How do you want to be remembered after you graduate?<br />

I want to be remembered as someone who was always happy, with a smile on my face and as<br />

someone who was always having a good time! And of course, as the girl who loved secrets!<br />

If you had three wishes, what would they be?<br />

That’s easy! If I could have any three wishes, I would wish to be the owner of the New<br />

York Giants, be next-door neighbors with Jon Bon Jovi, and have an endless supply of<br />

black shirts and shoes!<br />

If you could go back in time to when you were a freshman, what would you do differently?<br />

I don’t think I’d change anything about my freshmen year, including my dorm building.<br />

Even though at the time I hated living in Walton with all girls, I made friendships there<br />

that I’m sure will last a lifetime.<br />

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?<br />

In ten years I plan on being an elementary school teacher back home in Jersey and having<br />

a husband and kids to come home to. (No dog though!) And every so often, I’ll get together<br />

with my sisters and we’ll sit around telling stories about all of the crazy stuff we did together<br />

our senior year.


May <strong>11</strong>, <strong>2006</strong><br />

After serving as acting<br />

vice president of academic<br />

affairs since 2004 Andrea E.<br />

Chapdelaine, Ph.D., was recently<br />

appointed provost and<br />

vice president of academic affairs<br />

at <strong>Albright</strong>.<br />

Before joining the <strong>Albright</strong><br />

community, she taught<br />

at Wabash <strong>College</strong> in Crawfordsville,<br />

Ind., and at Trinity<br />

<strong>College</strong> in Hartford, Conn.<br />

Chapdelaine attained her<br />

bachelor’s degree in psychology<br />

at the University of New<br />

Hampshire and her master’s<br />

and doctoral degrees in social<br />

psychology at the University<br />

of Connecticut.<br />

Chapdelaine began her<br />

career at the college in 1998<br />

as assistant professor of psychology,<br />

was promoted to<br />

associate professor in 2001,<br />

and in 2003 became dean of<br />

undergraduate studies. At <strong>Albright</strong><br />

she has been a part of<br />

the Strategic Planning Committee,<br />

Fine Arts Commission,<br />

Assessment Committee,<br />

Educational Technology Task<br />

Force, Committee on Faculty<br />

Evaluation and Performance<br />

Compensation System, as well<br />

as director of new faculty orientation<br />

and chair of the Institutional<br />

Review Board.<br />

In a recent interview<br />

with Chapdelaine, The <strong>Albright</strong>ian<br />

asked the new provost<br />

a few questions about<br />

the responsibilities of the<br />

position and what her plans<br />

Tired of walking past<br />

Sylvan pond on the rocky<br />

dusty trail? Thanks to some<br />

motivated seniors, the walkway<br />

around the pond as well<br />

as other walkways on campus<br />

will be replaced through a senior<br />

fundraiser known as the<br />

Senior Walkway Legacy.<br />

In the past seniors have<br />

chosen a variety of ways to<br />

leave their mark on <strong>Albright</strong><br />

through fundraising. The difference<br />

between this year and<br />

the past is that this year begins<br />

a project that is planned<br />

to continue with the class of<br />

2007 and onward. A planning<br />

committee was formed, with<br />

Chalie Beatty and Julie Sullivan<br />

as co-chairs. The committee<br />

is working with Adam<br />

Wentzel of Alumni Relations.<br />

The goal of this fundraiser<br />

is to replace broken walkways<br />

on campus with brick<br />

through 100% senior participation.<br />

This fundraising activity<br />

gives seniors a way to give<br />

back to their school. They<br />

Student Life<br />

Chapdelaine Takes Over as Provost<br />

by Meg Hurst<br />

The <strong>Albright</strong>ian<br />

were for the <strong>College</strong>.<br />

Senior Walkway Legacy<br />

Program Kicks Off<br />

by Megan Lamiotte<br />

The <strong>Albright</strong>ian<br />

<strong>Albright</strong>ian: Why did<br />

choose to take on the job<br />

of <strong>Albright</strong>’s provost?<br />

Chapdelaine: As soon as I<br />

came to <strong>Albright</strong>, I realized I<br />

had found the place where I<br />

wanted to continue my career<br />

on a long-term basis. There is<br />

such a strong sense of community<br />

here, and the commitment<br />

to the teaching<br />

mission and to the students<br />

was unlike anything I had<br />

experienced before. As I took<br />

on increasing administrative<br />

responsibilities, I found<br />

that those responsibilities afforded<br />

me the opportunity<br />

to improve and support the<br />

students and the educational<br />

mission. Those experiences<br />

were deeply rewarding. The<br />

position of provost provides<br />

me the wonderful opportunity<br />

to serve the college as it<br />

moves forward in transforming<br />

the lives of its students<br />

and the larger community.<br />

<strong>Albright</strong>ian: What will<br />

your new job entail? Are<br />

you looking forward to<br />

these responsibilities?<br />

Chapdelaine: The job description<br />

has not really changed<br />

from the one I had before<br />

as acting vice president for<br />

academic affairs. Generally,<br />

I am the chief academic officer<br />

of the college. What that<br />

means is that all academic<br />

programs and personnel are<br />

my responsibility. I work<br />

with the faculty to maintain<br />

can either donate money or<br />

make a pledge and fulfill the<br />

pledge by paying later. Those<br />

that pledge must have their<br />

money in by May 31, 2007.<br />

Seniors who donate $100 or<br />

more will have their names<br />

engraved in the walkway.<br />

April 20 was the kick off<br />

for this project. So far 106 out<br />

of 364 seniors, or 29 percent<br />

of the senior class has donated<br />

money or made a pledge. As<br />

of Tuesday, $8,151 has either<br />

been donated or pledged. It is<br />

not too late to make a pledge<br />

or donation.<br />

On May 15, seniors are<br />

encouraged to “pond their<br />

books.” Next to the book<br />

buyer, a table will be set up<br />

and run by seniors. After<br />

selling its books back to the<br />

book buyer, the class of <strong>2006</strong><br />

will have the opportunity to<br />

give the money earned to the<br />

Senior Legacy project. It is<br />

not known when the walkway<br />

around the pond will<br />

be completed, but with the<br />

excitement built up by those<br />

seniors involved as well as<br />

Wentzel, it will be sooner<br />

rather than later.<br />

and enhance our concentrations<br />

and programs, oversee<br />

faculty development and hiring,<br />

and address student issues<br />

with regard to academic<br />

policies. Also, there are several<br />

departments that support<br />

our academic programs that<br />

Andrea Chapdelaine, Ph.D.<br />

Photo by John Pankratz<br />

are in my division, such as<br />

the Academic Learning Center,<br />

the Registrar’s Office, the<br />

Library and several others. I<br />

also oversee all academic<br />

events, such as convocation<br />

and commencement. Finally,<br />

I work closely with the other<br />

divisions of the college to enhance<br />

the college as a whole<br />

and to support the President.<br />

<strong>Albright</strong>ian: Do you<br />

feel any improvements<br />

need to be made at <strong>Albright</strong>?<br />

If so, what and how<br />

will you go about making<br />

these improvements?<br />

Chapdelaine: Of course, there<br />

are always improvements to be<br />

made. My driving focus is to<br />

build upon our strengths,<br />

namely the faculty and the<br />

education we offer. Some of<br />

the tasks I see myself spending<br />

a lot of time on in the next<br />

few years include the strategic<br />

planning process the whole<br />

college is undergoing at this<br />

time to determine a vision for<br />

our future and how to achieve<br />

that vision. Also, the faculty<br />

has begun to review the gen-<br />

Photo by Laura McLaine<br />

eral studies curriculum and<br />

I will work with the faculty<br />

to support and facilitate that<br />

process. I will continue, as<br />

I have been, to provide increased<br />

academic support,<br />

resources and experiential<br />

learning opportunities to our<br />

students (e.g. internships,<br />

study abroad, undergraduate<br />

research, service learning).<br />

In making any changes,<br />

it is critical to first get input<br />

from all affected parties. I<br />

always begin by gathering<br />

information from students,<br />

faculty, administration and<br />

staff, and other members of<br />

the community to develop a<br />

plan. That is the critical factor<br />

in how I work to make<br />

improvements. If I know<br />

that there is strong consensus<br />

for the plan, I then make<br />

it a priority to find the resources<br />

necessary to implement<br />

that plan, knowing<br />

it is best for our students.<br />

<strong>Albright</strong>ian: What do you<br />

hope to do for the college<br />

in the position of provost?<br />

Where do you see <strong>Albright</strong> in<br />

five years, or hope to see it?<br />

Chapdelaine: I am still developing<br />

my vision at this point<br />

so I am not sure I can speak<br />

with great detail to this or<br />

the next question. But when I<br />

look in the future, what I most<br />

hope for is an “engaged learning<br />

community.” By that I<br />

mean an educational environment<br />

in which both students<br />

and faculty are fully involved<br />

and enthused by the teachinglearning<br />

process. That already<br />

exists to a great extent on this<br />

campus. I would hope to bring<br />

that out of the classroom so<br />

that it pervades the entire<br />

campus community, where<br />

everyone is excited and deeply<br />

invested in all the wonderful<br />

educational opportunities <strong>Albright</strong><br />

as a residential, small,<br />

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The <strong>Albright</strong>ian<br />

liberal arts college can provide.<br />

Small liberal arts colleges<br />

are currently facing a crossroads<br />

in regard to increasingly<br />

constrained resources, rising<br />

costs, changing student demographics,<br />

and external demands<br />

for accountability. Yet, more<br />

than ever, the educational experiences<br />

offered by <strong>Albright</strong><br />

are those that best prepare<br />

students in an increasingly<br />

global and complex world.<br />

Our continued mission must<br />

be to provide wide-ranging<br />

and effective opportunities for<br />

students to understand issues<br />

from multiple perspectives<br />

while exploring their interests<br />

and abilities in a supportive yet<br />

challenging environment. My<br />

commitment to and belief in<br />

the important liberal arts and<br />

interdisciplinary mission of<br />

<strong>Albright</strong> <strong>College</strong> is unwavering<br />

and imbued with a strong<br />

sense of hope for the future.<br />

<strong>Albright</strong>ian: Reportedly,<br />

approximately 10%<br />

of the freshman class is<br />

on academic probation.<br />

Is this true, and if so what<br />

are your hopes and plans for<br />

lowering this percentage?<br />

Chapdelaine: That is not true.<br />

As aforementioned, providing<br />

academic support and<br />

resources to both our faculty<br />

and students is important. For<br />

example, providing more resources<br />

to the tutoring program,<br />

writing center and<br />

advising system are areas I<br />

have been and will continue<br />

to work on in the coming<br />

years. Also, it is important that<br />

we help first year students understand<br />

our expectations for<br />

college level work. I would<br />

be remiss to say that although<br />

I do want to address this as I<br />

just described, I hope the students<br />

also have “a hope and<br />

plan” for being academically<br />

successful!<br />

Members of the <strong>Albright</strong>ian staff celebrate the end of a successful year.


12<br />

The <strong>Albright</strong>ian<br />

Since the spring of 2002,<br />

Professor James Speese has<br />

been working as an adjunct<br />

English professor for his alma<br />

mater, <strong>Albright</strong> <strong>College</strong>.<br />

Over these five years of<br />

experience, Speese has struggled<br />

and stretched himself<br />

thin in various employment<br />

opportunities in order to make<br />

ends meet.<br />

“Like anything else, it has<br />

had its pluses and minuses,”<br />

Speese said. “I would say a lot<br />

of the pluses involve the connection<br />

to the students and<br />

faculty and other people...I<br />

have a real sense of satisfaction<br />

with the job. Minuses,<br />

of course, are pay and a sense<br />

of being not part of it - you’re<br />

not ‘really’ here.”<br />

As an adjunct, Speese gets<br />

paid on a per-course basis to<br />

what amounts to the equivalent<br />

of a course overload for<br />

a full-time professor. Since he<br />

has been accumulating teaching-load<br />

hours for five years,<br />

his pay rate has been increasing<br />

to what he considers the<br />

higher end of pay for adjuncts.<br />

He is currently being paid<br />

close to $2,500 per course.<br />

“It’s really funny because<br />

full-time faculty aren’t allowed<br />

to teach more than four<br />

courses because the administration<br />

and the faculty recognize<br />

that when you teach<br />

more than four courses you<br />

Student Life<br />

are now diluting your courses,”<br />

Speese said. “And yet adjuncts<br />

can teach 20 if you can<br />

find a way to do it.”<br />

Speese understands that<br />

<strong>Albright</strong> can’t give all of the<br />

money to the adjuncts, but<br />

also realizes that<br />

adjuncts are not<br />

compensated appropriately<br />

for their<br />

work.<br />

“We are not<br />

nearly compensated<br />

enough, nor<br />

will we be, even if<br />

we get a thousand<br />

dollar raise per<br />

course,” Speese said.<br />

“It seems to me that<br />

there is an endemic<br />

institutional problem<br />

there with how<br />

colleges, not just<br />

<strong>Albright</strong>, use adjuncts.<br />

And I don’t<br />

know how to solve<br />

that without raising your tuition,<br />

again.”<br />

Speese sets himself apart<br />

as an adjunct in that he does<br />

a lot to involve himself in the<br />

<strong>College</strong>, such as serving as the<br />

volleyball coach at <strong>Albright</strong><br />

and teaching extra classes to<br />

earn more money. He is currently<br />

teaching an English<br />

composition course at RACC<br />

in addition to his current load<br />

of four classes at <strong>Albright</strong>.<br />

He has also had the opportunity<br />

to teach classes<br />

beyond the standard English<br />

101 and 102, with an interdisciplinary<br />

studies course dealing<br />

with music criticism.<br />

“You’ve got tradeoffs, but<br />

you need the money so you<br />

do it. You find a way to do it<br />

and you’re overwhelmed and<br />

you’re stressed out.”<br />

Last year, alone, Speese<br />

taught approximately <strong>11</strong><br />

courses. Over the years,<br />

Speese has created a strategy<br />

as to how to make enough<br />

money to survive as an adjunct<br />

professor. This includes<br />

teaching four to five classes for<br />

the spring and fall semesters,<br />

teaching two interim courses,<br />

teaching summer courses and<br />

teaching courses for <strong>Albright</strong>’s<br />

Accelerated Degree Start Program,<br />

which is one night class<br />

a week with a relatively small<br />

group of adult students. How<br />

he handles it?<br />

<strong>Albright</strong> students banded<br />

together to clean up <strong>Albright</strong>’s<br />

campus on May 2 and 3.<br />

The Campus Beautification<br />

project was sponsored by<br />

Helping Paws.<br />

Together with Facilities,<br />

Lynn Pienson and a lot of<br />

support from Greek Week,<br />

180 <strong>Albright</strong> students and 26<br />

<strong>Albright</strong> staff members volunteered<br />

their time to help<br />

clean up campus for Inauguration<br />

weekend.<br />

Activities included<br />

mulching, planting perennials<br />

and annuals, weeding in<br />

the gardens along pathways,<br />

raking, watering plants (new<br />

and already growing) and<br />

cleaning up any litter along<br />

the pathways or in the gardens<br />

or bushes.<br />

John Wodehouse from<br />

Facilities was involved with<br />

ideas for landscaping and<br />

played a large part in the<br />

project.<br />

“We are already looking<br />

forward to eventually making<br />

the beautification an <strong>Albright</strong><br />

<strong>College</strong> tradition,” said<br />

May <strong>11</strong>, <strong>2006</strong><br />

The Life of an Adjunct Professor: Jim Speese<br />

by Jess Bair<br />

The <strong>Albright</strong>ian<br />

Relay for Life Continues<br />

to Accept Donations<br />

by Jess Bair<br />

The <strong>Albright</strong>ian<br />

<strong>Albright</strong> <strong>College</strong> participated<br />

in its second Relay for<br />

Life event, part of the fundraising<br />

for the American<br />

Cancer Society, from 10 a.m.<br />

on April 21 until 10 a.m. on<br />

April 22 at the First Energy<br />

Stadium of Reading.<br />

While the weather proved<br />

to be unsatisfactory over that<br />

24 hour time period, the Relay<br />

for Life participants walked on<br />

without complaint.<br />

“The morale and mood of<br />

the event is so heartwarming,”<br />

said Erin Jagielski ’07, co-student<br />

advisor for the volunteer<br />

center. “We were there for a<br />

reason: to walk against cancer.<br />

Someone had stated during<br />

the relay, ‘If people can<br />

survive cancer, then we can<br />

survive a little rain.’”<br />

Approximately 35 teams,<br />

in addition to <strong>Albright</strong>’s, took<br />

part in this event, which was<br />

the Reading chapter of Relay<br />

for Life. <strong>Albright</strong> contributed<br />

a 20-member team consisting<br />

of students, administration,<br />

friends and family.<br />

Each member walked a<br />

minimum of two hours, while<br />

others walked up to 12 hours<br />

each, and at least 10 people<br />

were on the track at all times.<br />

The event was supplemented<br />

by music, food and<br />

one contest per hour, ranging<br />

from trivia to picking a “lucky<br />

duck.” The winner of each<br />

contest was awarded $100 to<br />

their team’s total.<br />

<strong>Albright</strong>’s team was organized<br />

by the volunteer center,<br />

which started collecting<br />

donations for the event in<br />

September 2005. The student<br />

advisors of the volunteer center,<br />

Ashley Eisenhower ’06<br />

and Erin Jagielski ’07, were<br />

largely responsible for planning<br />

<strong>Albright</strong>’s participation.<br />

“The Relay for Life is<br />

so much more than walking<br />

around a track,” Jagielski<br />

said. “Cancer is something<br />

that affects almost everyone,<br />

both directly and indirectly.<br />

The actual relay is a time<br />

for people to gain aware-<br />

Adjunct Professor Jim Speese will be leaving <strong>Albright</strong><br />

to pursue his doctorate degree at Lehigh University<br />

ness about this disease and to<br />

show their support, both financially<br />

and spiritually, for<br />

those who are dealing with<br />

this disease.”<br />

At the close of the actual<br />

Relay for Life event, Reading’s<br />

chapter had raised $103,000,<br />

with <strong>Albright</strong> contributing<br />

almost $3,000, according to<br />

Jagielski. This already exceeds<br />

the chapter’s $101,000 contribution<br />

from last year and<br />

donations will continue to be<br />

accepted throughout the end<br />

of August. All donations go<br />

directly into cancer research,<br />

treatment and educational<br />

costs, Jagielski said.<br />

Next year, both Jagielski<br />

and Eisenhower plan on participating<br />

with the Relay for<br />

Life again. They hope to involve<br />

more alumni and faculty<br />

members so that the <strong>Albright</strong><br />

team has representation from<br />

all departments of the college.<br />

Anyone interested in being<br />

involved with this cause<br />

can contact the volunteer center<br />

at volunteer@albright.edu<br />

for more information.<br />

“Well, it’s insane,”<br />

Speese said. “Why do I do it?<br />

One, the money. I need the<br />

money. Two, I manage it because<br />

just, you’re smart about<br />

what you do.”<br />

One way Speese is smart<br />

about what he does<br />

is by teaching three<br />

sections of the same<br />

course at once. This<br />

makes the class<br />

preparation a little<br />

easier, but he admits<br />

it “bores the hell out<br />

of you.”<br />

The one thing<br />

Speese consistently<br />

sees in his class evaluations<br />

is that students<br />

are unhappy<br />

with how he doesn’t<br />

give papers back in<br />

a timely manner,<br />

but he stresses that<br />

he takes the time to<br />

read each paper, and<br />

that takes a while.<br />

In addition to his teaching<br />

and coaching, Speese regularly<br />

writes for the Reading<br />

Eagle with a local music column<br />

and reviews of concerts.<br />

He writes bios for bands and<br />

is currently looking to finish<br />

his second published novel as<br />

a creative writer.<br />

“Everything I do is stuff<br />

that doesn’t pay very well,”<br />

Speese remarked. “But I like<br />

to do it.”<br />

Another issue with being<br />

an adjunct is the fact<br />

that they do not receive ben-<br />

efits. Speese has been without<br />

health insurance for the last<br />

several years.<br />

“I’m just one of millions of<br />

Americans who are doing it [living<br />

without health insurance],”<br />

Speese said. “It’s just a fact of<br />

life. I could buy my health insurance,<br />

but I just don’t have<br />

the money at this level.”<br />

In order to reach a higher<br />

level where pay may be more<br />

sufficiently, Speese will be<br />

leaving <strong>Albright</strong> at the end of<br />

the semester in order to pursue<br />

a doctorate degree with<br />

Lehigh University.<br />

“I can’t even get a master’s<br />

in education here without<br />

paying for it myself, which is<br />

impossible with what they’re<br />

paying me,” Speese said. “So I<br />

looked into it this year…and<br />

in the end Lehigh just made<br />

me an offer I can’t refuse.”<br />

Speese will be teaching at<br />

Lehigh, while working on his<br />

Ph.D., for free. He will also<br />

receive a stipend to support<br />

himself and will have health<br />

insurance available to him.<br />

His own decision to leave<br />

<strong>Albright</strong> is an example of what<br />

Speese has seen over the years<br />

with the college’s inability to<br />

retain adjunct professors in<br />

the English department.<br />

“There’s no way to retain<br />

them, which is really sad,”<br />

Speese said. “I’ve been here<br />

for a long time, I know the<br />

<strong>College</strong> very well, I’m very<br />

involved and they can’t retain<br />

me – they just can’t.”<br />

Project Beautifies Campus<br />

by Lydia Steiner<br />

The <strong>Albright</strong>ian<br />

Wodehouse.<br />

Student volunteer Laura<br />

Johnson was very happy to be<br />

involved in the project. “The<br />

campus cleanup gave me a<br />

chance to help out my school,<br />

not only to clean it up and<br />

give it a new and improved<br />

environment, but to also<br />

make other people aware that<br />

<strong>Albright</strong> is a great place.”<br />

You may have already<br />

noticed many items of interest.<br />

There are the new patches<br />

of grass planted where the<br />

ground had previously been<br />

eroded. There are the new<br />

flowers planted along paths,<br />

near the Campus Center, near<br />

the Center for the Arts, outside<br />

of Selwyn Hall, and the<br />

path between Alumni and<br />

Masters Halls. All of these<br />

small gardens have been<br />

mulched to tidy up the look.<br />

Of course, these are only a<br />

few of the numerous things<br />

that have been done all over<br />

campus.<br />

The Campus Beautification<br />

project is is likely to make<br />

a return next year, so watch<br />

for your opportunity to volunteer.<br />

In the meantime, there is<br />

currently a lot to look at.


May <strong>11</strong>, <strong>2006</strong><br />

<strong>Albright</strong>ian: Why did you decide to run<br />

for the position of SGA President?<br />

Ferraro: SGA is a great organization that<br />

I’ve been a part since my sophomore year<br />

and with the experience I have within it,<br />

I feel I owe it to the school to take a more<br />

active role. I’ve learned so much about<br />

<strong>Albright</strong> through SGA that I wanted to<br />

continue to work to improve the school.<br />

Student Life<br />

Q & A With the New SGA Officers<br />

Stacey Ferraro: President<br />

<strong>Albright</strong>ian: What skills do you possess<br />

that will help you in the job?<br />

Ferraro: I’m a good listener and I’m very<br />

open-minded when it comes to the ideas<br />

and opinions of the student body. I’m<br />

able to bring their ideas, concerns, and<br />

questions to SGA and hopefully we can<br />

resolve whatever issues are present on<br />

campus. I’m also very dedicated to what<br />

Photo by John Pankratz<br />

I do and with the help of the newly appointed officers I am very excited to see <strong>Albright</strong><br />

<strong>College</strong> at its fullest potential.<br />

<strong>Albright</strong>ian: What do you think is the importance of SGA?<br />

Ferraro: I think it is important because it opens communication between the student<br />

body and administration. It is a good way for the students to be able to express<br />

any questions, concerns, or suggestions.<br />

<strong>Albright</strong>ian: What would you like to see in the next year as far as SGA activity? Any<br />

changes from this year?<br />

Ferraro: There’s nothing I would really change because I was fortunate enough to work<br />

with a great executive board that did an awesome job with their positions this past year.<br />

I would just like to improve upon what we’ve done in the past and grow from there.<br />

<strong>Albright</strong>ian: Is there a message you would like to send out to the student body?<br />

Ferraro: I just want all the students to know that I’m here for them and to represent<br />

them. If there’s a problem, I would like to know about it and I want students to know<br />

that I’m always willing to listen to their concerns or suggestions. As SGA executive board<br />

members, we are in our positions because of the students, so they need to remember that<br />

they have a voice through us. I also would love to see more students involved in campus<br />

activities. <strong>Albright</strong> is a great school and I want students to experience as much as they<br />

possibly can. The students here have so much potential, and I wouldn’t want to see that<br />

go to waste. I’m really excited for next year and I can’t wait for the semester to start. I<br />

think we’re going to have a lot of fun and do a fabulous job!<br />

Rob Intile: Treasurer<br />

<strong>Albright</strong>ian: Why did you decide to run for the position of SGA Treasurer?<br />

Intile: I served as Corresponding Secretary this year and decided I was in a good<br />

position to run for higher office. I also wanted this office so I could facilitate the allocation<br />

process better to the students. I know there is always confusion about the<br />

paper work, procedures, and what actually gets or can be allocated.<br />

Bill Gusler: Vice President<br />

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Interviews by Jordan Mauger<br />

<strong>Albright</strong>ian: Why did you decide to run for the position of SGA Vice President?<br />

Gusler: I wanted to give back to the <strong>Albright</strong> student body, and it’s a great job. I<br />

mean it’s going to be time consuming and I’m going to have to be committed to<br />

the position, but I know it’s going to be rewarding in the end.<br />

<strong>Albright</strong>ian: What skills do you possess that will help you in the job?<br />

Gusler: I have quite a bit of class officer experience: I was vice president of my<br />

graduating class at Sun Valley High School, I was <strong>Albright</strong>’s class of 2007 Vice<br />

President my freshman and sophomore years, then I moved on to be a Member<br />

At Large on the SGA this year. I am also the Push America chair for the Pi Kappa<br />

Phi fraternity, and I’ve gained a lot of communication and people skills, as well as<br />

a hard work ethic from all of those positions.<br />

<strong>Albright</strong>ian: What do you think is the importance of SGA?<br />

Gusler: The SGA is one of the most involved organizations on <strong>Albright</strong>’s campus.<br />

It’s not always visible, but the majority of the time SGA has something to do with<br />

the activities going on. But most importantly, we act as the meeting point between<br />

faculty and administration and the students.<br />

<strong>Albright</strong>ian: What would you like to see in the next year as far as SGA<br />

activity? Any changes from this year?<br />

Gusler: It’s hard to say. This year was great as a lot of the members of SGA are<br />

close. We all respect each other, so it works out really well. I would like to see that<br />

continue. We have a lot of current SGA members graduating, so it’s going to be a<br />

whole new line up in the upcoming year, but I’m sure we’ll be able to click and<br />

work well with one another. I want the new members as well as all of the students<br />

to have their own opinions and ideas so that there’s mutual respect amongst us all.<br />

That is what we had this year, instead of a bunch of “yes men,” which is just too<br />

common in student organizations.<br />

<strong>Albright</strong>ian: Is there a message you would like to send out to the student body?<br />

Gusler: Thank you for electing me, congrats to all of the new and continuing members<br />

of SGA and class officers. And I would like to say congrats to the graduating seniors,<br />

and good luck with all that you do. You will be missed. As for the underclassmen, we<br />

have some big shoes to fill, but I’m sure that’ll be no problem at all. Later days.<br />

Jacqui Kappler: Recording Secretary<br />

<strong>Albright</strong>ian: Why did you decide to run for the position of SGA Recording Secretary?<br />

Kappler: I love being involved on campus and really want to make a difference for<br />

the other students at <strong>Albright</strong>. I love getting to interact with other student leaders<br />

and feeling like I’m making an impact while in college.<br />

<strong>Albright</strong>ian: What do you think is the importance of SGA?<br />

Kappler: SGA is the force that combines and unites the student body and spurs<br />

student activity on campus. It is a communication tool that binds the faculty to the<br />

students.<br />

<strong>Albright</strong>ian: What would you like to see in the next year as far as SGA activity?<br />

Kappler: I would like to see increased student awareness and activity concerning SGA<br />

and issues affecting the campus community. I can’t wait to work on SGA next year.<br />

<strong>Albright</strong>ian: What do you think is the importance of SGA from your particular<br />

position’s point of view?<br />

Intile: To make sure all student organization accounts are kept up and that check<br />

requests are processed as soon as possible. I’m also a class officer and I know how<br />

frustrating it is to put in a check request and have to wait two weeks for it to be<br />

processed. This has gotten a lot better over the past two years, and I’d like to keep<br />

the check system as reliable and efficient as it is now.<br />

<strong>Albright</strong>ian: What would you like to see in the next year as far as SGA activity? Any<br />

changes from this year?<br />

Intile: Well this year we had a number one priority: an on-campus concert, especially<br />

after the fiasco with Nappy Roots…but that’s in the past. We achieved the<br />

goal, as everyone knows by now, with the mtvU Campus Invasion Tour. Stacey and<br />

I have already talked about getting MTV back with a different band next year. I can<br />

also see a lot of changes in what gets funded by SGA. I don’t want to give away too<br />

much yet, but there will be much securitization of many SGA funded items.<br />

<strong>Albright</strong>ian: As Treasurer, how do you plan to help facilitate the process of allocations<br />

for the student organizations?<br />

Intile: I’m going to keep clear president/treasurer workshops before allocations, and<br />

precise explanations of what SGA can, cannot, or will not fund.<br />

<strong>Albright</strong>ian: Is there a message you would like to send out to the student body?<br />

Intile: Don’t be afraid to come to the Sunday meetings, flag me down on campus, or<br />

anything like that. SGA is here for the student body and we want students to come<br />

to us with things they want improved or changed. It’s easy to say, “Oh someone else<br />

will take care of it,” but we all know that this attitude does not get anything accomplished<br />

and can produce even more problems. Open your mouth and get your voice<br />

heard! This is OUR college too!<br />

<strong>Albright</strong>ian: Is there a message you would like to send out to the student body?<br />

Kappler: I think that the student body should use its representatives as resources to<br />

get things done on campus. Get to know the students that represent you, come say<br />

“Hi,” ask questions. Every student can be involved on campus in their own way.<br />

Kelly Cross: Corresponding Secretary<br />

<strong>Albright</strong>ian: Why did you decide to run for the position of SGA Corresponding Secretary?<br />

Cross: I decided to run for SGA Corresponding Secretary because I wanted to be a part<br />

of the Student Government on campus. I wanted to have an impact on the student life<br />

on campus and keep it alive. Corresponding Secretary is also something that I thought<br />

I would enjoy thoroughly.<br />

<strong>Albright</strong>ian: What do you think is the importance of SGA?<br />

Cross: SGA makes campus life. They are responsible for making the <strong>Albright</strong> student<br />

community tick. Without them this campus would be dead. This, my friends, is why it is<br />

extremely important that these students are willing to work hard and to be successful.<br />

<strong>Albright</strong>ian: What would you like to see in the next year as far as SGA activity?<br />

Cross: I would like to bring <strong>Albright</strong> <strong>College</strong> back to the days when school was about<br />

naptime and arts and crafts—the days when spring came around every kid was thinking<br />

about one thing. I’m talking about field day. I would like to have a field day in the<br />

spring with the izzy dizzy (spinning around on the baseball bat and running), the egg<br />

on the spoon race, potato sack races, water balloon tosses etc.<br />

<strong>Albright</strong>ian: Is there a message you would like to send out to the student body?<br />

Cross: Two quick things: First of all thank you <strong>Albright</strong> Community for electing me<br />

into the position of Corresponding Secretary; I will not let you down. Second, get<br />

ready to have some FUN next year! It’s show time


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The <strong>Albright</strong>ian<br />

Summer Movies<br />

Worth the Wait<br />

by Jessica Bilello<br />

The <strong>Albright</strong>ian<br />

Have no plans for the<br />

summer? Going to the movies<br />

is fun way to interact with<br />

some old friends, and to have<br />

fun night out.<br />

There are many movies<br />

coming out this summer, but<br />

here are five must see movies<br />

for the summer of <strong>2006</strong>.<br />

Cars –June 9<br />

Starring: Owen Wilson, Paul<br />

Newman, Bonnie Hunt<br />

Synopsis: A hotshot racer<br />

who is only concerned about<br />

winning learns an important<br />

lesson on his way to the Piston<br />

Cup Championship.<br />

Run Time: 96 minutes<br />

Genre: Animated, Comedy<br />

Features<br />

Horoscopes<br />

by Meg Hurst<br />

May <strong>11</strong>, <strong>2006</strong><br />

Aries (March 21 - April 19)<br />

Almost time to pack up and head home. Oh, come on, seeing your parents every day for the next<br />

three months isn’t so bad...<br />

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)<br />

Love is in the air. But since it’s the end of the year, it’s probably best to ignore that fact and save<br />

it for the fall.<br />

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)<br />

For the first time all year, you’re actually going to get the chance to enjoy yourself tonight. Do it!<br />

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)<br />

Start shopping for summer vacations; even if you’re only going to Dorney Park (at least it’s somewhat<br />

inexpensive).<br />

Mission Impossible III—<br />

Now Playing<br />

Starring: Tom Cruise, Philip<br />

Seymour Hoffman, Ving<br />

Rhames<br />

Synopsis: Tom Cruise as Special<br />

Agent Ethan Hunt faces<br />

the mission of his life in another<br />

action-packed Mission<br />

Impossible. He has to face his<br />

toughest villain Owen Davian<br />

played by Philip Seymour<br />

Hoffman.<br />

Run Time: 126 minutes<br />

Genre: Action/Adventure<br />

Da Vinci Code—May 19<br />

Starring: Tom Hanks, Audrey<br />

Tautou, Ian McKellen<br />

Synopsis: Based on the bestselling<br />

book written by Dan<br />

Brown a murder at the Louvre<br />

reveals a plot to uncover<br />

a secret. This secret has been<br />

protected since the days of<br />

Christ.<br />

Run Time: 149 minutes<br />

Genre: Action/Adventure,<br />

Drama<br />

Superman Returns—June 30<br />

Starring: Brandon Routh,<br />

Kevin Spacey, Kate Bosworth<br />

Synopsis: An old enemy wants<br />

to destroy Superman, so he<br />

returns after a long absence.<br />

Lois Lane has moved on with<br />

her life, and she has managed<br />

to live without her superhero.<br />

Superman needs to defeat his<br />

new villain, and find a way to<br />

reconnect with his love.<br />

Run Time: N/A<br />

Genre: Action/Adventure,<br />

Drama, Sci-Fi/Fantasy<br />

Pirates of the Caribbean:<br />

Dead Man’s Chest—July 7<br />

Starring: Johnny Depp, Orlando<br />

Bloom, Keira Knightley<br />

Synopsis: Captain Jack Sparrow<br />

must find away to avoid<br />

his fate since Davey Johns had<br />

come to collect a blood debt.<br />

This battle manages to interrupt<br />

some wedding plans.<br />

Run Time: N/A<br />

Genre: Action/Adventure,<br />

Comedy, Family<br />

Leo (July 23 - August 22)<br />

Stop worrying about finals already. Unless you forgot they were next week, then maybe you should<br />

start worrying.<br />

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)<br />

You are sunshine personified, my friend, and you’re getting on everyone’s nerves. Sit in your room<br />

and study . . . or just continue to aggravate everyone, which is way more fun.<br />

Libra (September 22 - October 22)<br />

Finish that last paper of the semester yet? Most likely not, but in the grand scheme of things, it<br />

matters little.<br />

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)<br />

Did someone say party? You’re there, and if you’re not, you should really stop being such a nerd.<br />

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)<br />

Moody today, aren’t we? Turn that frown upside down, have some fun, and stop being miserable;<br />

don’t let all that studying and work you let pile up bring you down!<br />

Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)<br />

Spend the rest of the money in your bank account; it doesn’t matter on what, just spend it all.<br />

That’s what a summer job is for anyway.<br />

Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)<br />

Never bathe in hot oil and Bisquick...whether that has anything to do with the year ending remains<br />

debatable, but it’s good advice nonetheless.<br />

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)<br />

Instead of studying for finals, go to the beach and catch some rays. The semester’s close enough to<br />

being over anyway.<br />

Sudoku<br />

Fill in the grid so that every row, every column, and every 3 x 3<br />

box contains the digits 1 through 9. You can’t change the digits<br />

already provided in the grid. You have to work around them.<br />

Every puzzle has just one correct solution.<br />

4<br />

1<br />

6<br />

9<br />

6 8 1<br />

6<br />

6 2<br />

7<br />

2 7<br />

1<br />

9<br />

4 9 3<br />

6<br />

5<br />

5 7 1<br />

4<br />

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A Fresher<br />

Perspective<br />

by Andrew Holets<br />

Maybe we should<br />

take this slow...


May <strong>11</strong>, <strong>2006</strong><br />

Instrumental Ensemble<br />

Concert Wows Audience<br />

by Jess Bair<br />

The <strong>Albright</strong>ian<br />

Rich, bluesy notes filled<br />

the air at the start of the<br />

spring instrumental ensembles<br />

concert on April 29 in<br />

<strong>Albright</strong> <strong>College</strong>’s Memorial<br />

Chapel.<br />

Saxophones with attitude<br />

and rhythmical percussion<br />

stood out as this year’s jazz<br />

ensemble kicked the concert<br />

off with a rousing rendition<br />

of Richard Adler’s and Jerry<br />

Ross’ “Whatever Lola Wants.”<br />

Jazz Ensemble Director Rob<br />

Spence describes the piece as<br />

“a great swing-style song that<br />

fit the strengths of our band<br />

very nicely.”<br />

The ensemble also performed<br />

Oliver Nelson’s slower,<br />

more laid back “Stolen<br />

Moments” and Tito Puente’s<br />

Latin-infused “Ran Kan Kan.”<br />

But the show was decidedly<br />

stolen by the deep,<br />

swanky tones of vocalist<br />

Tonett Smith, ’08, during the<br />

ensemble’s version of Irving<br />

Mills’ and Cab Calloway’s<br />

“Minnie the Moocher.”<br />

“The idea came from<br />

hearing Tonett Smith sing,”<br />

Spence said. “She has this terrific,<br />

low voice and, because<br />

of her stage experience, I just<br />

thought she’d be great at this<br />

audience-friendly song.”<br />

After a seven-year hiatus,<br />

<strong>Albright</strong>’s Jazz Ensemble has<br />

been going strong for the past<br />

two years. Spence is looking<br />

forward to the bright future<br />

of the group, with plans<br />

to perform more, on and off<br />

campus. The group hopes to<br />

perform at next year’s Berks<br />

Jazz Fest or at Gerald Veasley’s<br />

Jazz Base, a nightclub in<br />

Reading’s Sheraton Hotel.<br />

Next up was the debut<br />

performance of <strong>Albright</strong>’s<br />

Percussion Ensemble, directed<br />

by Steven Weiser. This<br />

quintet performed Mitchell<br />

Peters’ “A La Nãnigo,” a<br />

1967 Latin piece featuring<br />

the sounds of cow bells, a<br />

suspended cymbal, a triangle,<br />

the bongos, a snare drum,<br />

tom-toms, a tambourine, a<br />

timpani, temple blocks, a bass<br />

drum and a wood block.<br />

The performance closed<br />

with <strong>Albright</strong>’s Concert Band,<br />

under the direction of Rebecca<br />

Butler. Their segment of<br />

the event heavily tied in with<br />

the college’s Sesquicentennial<br />

celebration with the running<br />

theme of Pennsylvania composers.<br />

The only exception to<br />

this rule was the band’s opening<br />

selection: Mozart’s “Overture<br />

to the Marriage of Figaro,”<br />

a piece that came out earlier<br />

this year in honor of Mozart’s<br />

250th birthday.<br />

“This work is typical of<br />

overtures for operas from the<br />

Classical period, with catchy<br />

melodies and contrasting musical<br />

ideas,” Butler said. “It was<br />

the most difficult, technically,<br />

for the woodwind players.”<br />

The group moved on to<br />

West Chester, Pa., with composer<br />

Samuel Barber’s slow,<br />

lyrical and musically demanding<br />

“Adagio.” Butler describes<br />

this piece as “one of the most<br />

emotionally intricate and<br />

complex works of the 20th<br />

century.” Next up was “Pageant,”<br />

a carefully crafted wind<br />

ensemble piece written by<br />

Vincent Persichetti, a native<br />

of Philadelphia, Pa.<br />

The concert band finished<br />

their set and brought the concert<br />

to a satisfying close with<br />

Berks County composer Monroe<br />

Althouse’s tribute to his<br />

hometown, “Old Berks.”<br />

A Fresher<br />

Perspective<br />

by Andrew Holets<br />

“Oh God, the Accreditation Board...<br />

quick with that diploma!”<br />

Features<br />

Domino Players End Season With<br />

Tartuffe Performance<br />

by Lydia Steiner<br />

The <strong>Albright</strong>ian<br />

April 27-30, <strong>Albright</strong>’s<br />

Domino Players performed<br />

their final work for the school<br />

year – “Tartuffe.”<br />

Written by Moliére in<br />

1664, “Tartuffe” was first performed<br />

in Versailles for King<br />

Louis XIV. Though King Louis<br />

was amused by the play, it<br />

was eventually banned by the<br />

courts, because they did not<br />

like the way it depicted religious<br />

authority.<br />

The Archbishop of<br />

Paris even went so far as to<br />

threaten excommunication to<br />

anyone who tried to make another<br />

production of the play<br />

in 1667.<br />

But in a few short years<br />

(by 1669), there was a turnaround,<br />

and the play was<br />

performed, with audiences<br />

appreciative of it.<br />

Tartuffe (J. Aaron Boykin)<br />

is an incredibly pious man.<br />

He’s the most holy and immaculate<br />

man alive, according<br />

to Orgon (David Darrow),<br />

who saved Tartuffe from destitution<br />

and almost certain<br />

death. Tartuffe comes to live<br />

with Orgon and his family<br />

—wife Elmire (Sara Marvel),<br />

son Damis (Mike McCarthy),<br />

by Meredith Selzer<br />

The <strong>Albright</strong>ian<br />

Remember the days<br />

when you were not allowed<br />

to get dirty? Well, on April<br />

30, approximately 64 <strong>Albright</strong><br />

students were told the dirtier<br />

the better. <strong>Albright</strong> hosted its<br />

annual game of Oozeball—<br />

volleyball in about five to six<br />

inches of brown, sticky, cold<br />

mud.<br />

The tournament<br />

was held<br />

in the Woods<br />

pit—the area in<br />

front of the A<br />

building in <strong>Albright</strong>’s<br />

residential<br />

apartment<br />

complex. Teams<br />

were required<br />

to have at least<br />

six players, with<br />

a maximum of<br />

eight, and could<br />

include both<br />

boys and girls.<br />

The day<br />

started around<br />

12:30 p.m. when<br />

the teams began arriving.<br />

Food was served up courtesy<br />

of the <strong>Albright</strong> cafeteria<br />

crew. There was a variety<br />

of choices, everything from<br />

hot dogs and hamburgers to<br />

and daughter Mariane (Shelly<br />

Brown). Completely enthralled<br />

with Tartuffe, Orgon<br />

is incapable of realizing that<br />

the man is not as holy and pious<br />

as he seems—nor does he<br />

want to be.<br />

Believing himself to be<br />

doing good, Orgon focuses<br />

his whole life on Tartuffe’s<br />

well-being, even leaving his<br />

entire estate to Tartuffe. Not<br />

listening to the advice of his<br />

family, maid Dorine (Megan<br />

McGrath), and brother-inlaw<br />

Cléante (Greg Hritz),<br />

Orgon sets himself up to be<br />

betrayed by Tartuffe.<br />

After discovering Tartuffe’s<br />

treachery, Orgon believes<br />

all to be lost. Only with<br />

the help of his daughter’s female<br />

lover Valére (Shannon<br />

McBride), can he escape from<br />

his predicament.<br />

Directed by Chris Ajemian,<br />

the Domino Players’ production<br />

used a new narrative<br />

style in “Tartuffe”—Digital<br />

Video Script, or DVS. This<br />

is accomplished by projecting<br />

titles and sentences onto<br />

a part of the stage, to support<br />

the story, and impart information<br />

to the audience. This<br />

was made even more effective<br />

by the Venetian blinds<br />

that were a part of the set,<br />

cookies and chips. Everyone<br />

was advised to eat before they<br />

played because afterwards<br />

they would get mud all over<br />

their food—and that’s not<br />

very tasty.<br />

The games started around<br />

1:00 p.m. when the first two<br />

teams to sign up played each<br />

other. Each game was 20<br />

minutes long, and the team<br />

with the highest score at the<br />

end was named the winner.<br />

As the first two teams started<br />

playing, the commentator<br />

asked who would be the<br />

first to take a head-first dive<br />

into the mud. That question<br />

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separating the stage in two.<br />

Actors walked in from behind<br />

and through the sections<br />

of blinds, made visible<br />

or invisible by tilting the<br />

blades, or raising the whole<br />

blind. Props made good use<br />

of the stage, creating a kitchen,<br />

living room, dining room,<br />

parlor, bedroom, even a view<br />

of the outside looking in.<br />

Costumes were modern, and<br />

rather sleek-looking, employing<br />

personal wardrobes<br />

as well as costume pieces.<br />

Opening night had a<br />

rather large attendance,<br />

with the show even starting<br />

late to accommodate all the<br />

viewers.<br />

In addition to the regular<br />

concession stand, the Domino<br />

Players also had a silent auction,<br />

including gift certificates<br />

to local restaurants, passes<br />

to local attractions, a private<br />

photo session with <strong>Albright</strong>’s<br />

own John Pankratz and even<br />

a private voice lesson with<br />

Grammy Award nominee,<br />

Jeffrey Lentz.<br />

Though this was the final<br />

show for the Domino Players<br />

this school year, there is<br />

a whole new year quickly approaching,<br />

with a whole new<br />

line of productions to look forward<br />

to. Keep your eyes open!<br />

Getting Down and Dirty<br />

with Oozeball<br />

Members of Team Rompe show off their muddy attire after a<br />

round in the Oozeball pit.<br />

Photo by Jackie Seigle<br />

was quickly answered when<br />

James Nuskey, of the Blue<br />

Ballers, dove for a ball and<br />

made a point-achieving play<br />

for his team.<br />

As the day progressed,<br />

more teams were eliminated,<br />

and the final two teams<br />

emerged from the eight that<br />

started that day. The Alabama<br />

Black Snakes played<br />

the Sexual Ninjas for the<br />

championship<br />

title. As the<br />

game began,<br />

both teams were<br />

fired up, as they<br />

were competing<br />

teams from last<br />

year as well.<br />

The winner in<br />

the end was the<br />

Alabama Black<br />

Snakes, claiming<br />

the title for<br />

the second year<br />

in a row.<br />

The day<br />

culminated in<br />

lots of flirting<br />

between slightly<br />

intoxicated,<br />

of age, boys and girls; lots of<br />

dirty people, houses, and cars;<br />

numerous purchases of aloe<br />

to soothe the burnt shoulders<br />

of players; and a whole lot of<br />

fun for everyone.


16<br />

The <strong>Albright</strong>ian<br />

The discussion of a renaissance<br />

occurring in the Greater<br />

Reading area or the city of<br />

Reading is becoming more<br />

and more popular, with much<br />

of the discussion coming from<br />

politicians, businessmen and<br />

generally anyone that loves<br />

talking to an audience.<br />

And why not feel so optimistic<br />

about improvement<br />

to Reading? Just recently,<br />

our own Philadelphia Eagle-loving<br />

Governor Ed<br />

Rendell proudly announced<br />

the promise of $16 million<br />

for economic development<br />

for the city with $<strong>11</strong>.5 million<br />

more on its way.<br />

Commentary<br />

Reflections on my <strong>Albright</strong> Years<br />

by Jackie Seigle<br />

The <strong>Albright</strong>ian<br />

So four years at <strong>Albright</strong>.<br />

It has certainly gone by fast.<br />

In my final commentary of my<br />

<strong>Albright</strong>ian career, I would<br />

like to take the opportunity to<br />

share some experiences and a<br />

little of the wisdom I have<br />

gained from my time here.<br />

Coming into college, I was<br />

extremely skeptical. I didn’t<br />

want to leave my high school,<br />

or my friends at home. I chose<br />

<strong>Albright</strong> simply because they<br />

offered me the most money,<br />

and it was close enough for me<br />

to be a commuter student. I was<br />

not interested in getting involved,<br />

and I was only on campus<br />

for class (and I didn’t even<br />

make it there all the time).<br />

My experience definitely<br />

changed for the better when<br />

I decided to move on campus<br />

during my junior year. These<br />

past two years have taught me<br />

so much about myself, and<br />

have opened my eyes in a way<br />

I never thought college would<br />

do for me.<br />

I have realized that you<br />

have to be open to new experiences.<br />

You can’t write everything<br />

off before you even<br />

Reading certainly is a<br />

city with well-documented<br />

levels of economic distress<br />

and state funds seem like a<br />

great gesture of support worthy<br />

of starting the song “Happy<br />

Days are Here Again,” or<br />

perhaps the more appropriate<br />

theme of improvement in our<br />

times, “Ms. New Booty.”<br />

Hotels, movie theaters,<br />

parking garages and other<br />

projects are slated to start<br />

up within the next year, all<br />

with the hope of bringing in<br />

money to the city, therefore<br />

justifying this supposed renaissance<br />

of Reading.<br />

My apologies for standing<br />

in front of the money<br />

train, but this sort of economic<br />

posturing is insulting and<br />

ignorant to the faces of Reading<br />

and any socially-minded<br />

person. Nearly every project<br />

under this economic plan is<br />

plotted near the Penn Street<br />

and West Reading area. Now<br />

it can be said that many students<br />

dare not venture into<br />

the city because of criminal<br />

fear, boredom, ignorance,<br />

lack of transportation, etc.<br />

but the area of economic reception<br />

is already the most<br />

bustling and clean section of<br />

urban Greater Reading.<br />

The true problem with<br />

Reading is that there is an incorrect<br />

focus on the source of<br />

all of its woes. Most feel that<br />

Reading’s economy is poor,<br />

leading to high crime rates,<br />

leading to the trust in the solution<br />

of good businesses that<br />

will invest in the city. This<br />

sounds kind of like a viable<br />

fix, doesn’t it? Sure! Make the<br />

Sovereign Center sidewalk<br />

brighter! Give it a hotel for<br />

more temporary conferences<br />

to take place! Ignore the indescribably<br />

poor residents<br />

located throughout the city<br />

that don’t live near West<br />

try it. <strong>College</strong> is about starting<br />

over in a sense. You can<br />

be whoever you want to be,<br />

and make whatever you want<br />

to make of your time here.<br />

You can be the student who<br />

parties every night and never<br />

goes to class, or you can be the<br />

student who only studies and<br />

joins every club possible. My<br />

recommendation is to be a balanced<br />

mixture of both. Have<br />

fun, be responsible, don’t take<br />

anything too seriously. There<br />

will be drama—much like<br />

high school at times. Try to<br />

get over it, and just enjoy it.<br />

Make sure you really enjoy it<br />

too. Your time here will go by<br />

faster than you will be able to<br />

understand when your time<br />

comes to graduate. So savor<br />

every moment, whether you<br />

are just hanging out with your<br />

roommate, having adventures<br />

around Reading, or pulling<br />

an all-nighter to finish all the<br />

work you put off all semester.<br />

Just take my advice and really<br />

enjoy it, because you will miss<br />

it all when you have to leave.<br />

So that wraps up my personal<br />

advice for underclassmen.<br />

To move on to some<br />

more serious matters. There<br />

are certainly many issues facing<br />

the <strong>College</strong> right now. It is<br />

up to you to work and change<br />

these things.<br />

It is discouraging to hear<br />

so many students complain<br />

about the <strong>College</strong>, but never<br />

do anything to change the way<br />

things are. There are steps every<br />

student can take to make a<br />

difference, and complaining to<br />

your friends about everything<br />

you hate isn’t one of them.<br />

However, there are many<br />

professors that are always willing<br />

to listen to students and pass<br />

on valuable suggestions. There<br />

are committees to join, surveys<br />

to fill out, and meetings to attend<br />

where you can voice your<br />

opinion. The Student Government<br />

Association is often overlooked<br />

as a means to express<br />

your ideas, but it is a valuable<br />

tool that can certainly inspire<br />

change within the <strong>College</strong>. So<br />

basically, get out there and do<br />

something to make things better,<br />

instead of just talking about<br />

what you would change.<br />

<strong>Albright</strong> has great potential.<br />

While you will inevitably<br />

have some kooks now and<br />

again, most of the professors<br />

here are amazing. They are<br />

enthusiastic about teaching<br />

and willing to work with every<br />

single student. They care<br />

about the students and treat us<br />

as equals. There are also many<br />

administration members who<br />

are very accessible and love to<br />

hear student input.<br />

While there are many<br />

positive attributes, there are<br />

things that need to change.<br />

The social atmosphere is definitely<br />

lacking. People tend to<br />

stick in their groups here, and<br />

only hang out in those groups.<br />

We would have a much better<br />

environment if everyone<br />

was friendly with everyone<br />

on campus. We are all a family<br />

in a sense, and should treat<br />

each other as such.<br />

<strong>Albright</strong> also has to start<br />

seriously scrutinizing its finances.<br />

There are many financial<br />

issues which have been<br />

plaguing the <strong>College</strong> for years.<br />

Just take a look at the cover<br />

of this very issue, and you<br />

will see how little our valuable<br />

professors get paid. The<br />

money isn’t going where it<br />

needs to go. We just got a new<br />

stadium and are in the process<br />

of overhauling our fitness center,<br />

but what about the yetto-be-started<br />

science center?<br />

The <strong>College</strong> needs to get its<br />

priorities straight. It’s great if<br />

Reading’s Real Problems Ignored by<br />

Economic Promises<br />

by Andrew Holets<br />

The <strong>Albright</strong>ian<br />

A Reading resident looks over the street<br />

from his porch, littered with garbage.<br />

Photo by Andrew Holets<br />

A building in downtown Reading in<br />

need o f repair, with cracks in the walls<br />

and broken windows.<br />

Photo by Andrew Holets<br />

Reading! Oh, how did that<br />

one slip in there? Excuse my<br />

typing, I must be intoxicated<br />

with the free booze and finger<br />

food from a Goggleworks<br />

press conference.<br />

In all seriousness, the $27+<br />

million state money will not<br />

help people that have piles of<br />

garbage on their stoops and<br />

doorsteps every day of the<br />

week. It will not replace the<br />

number of bail bond, barbershop<br />

fronts or second-hand<br />

furniture excuses for reputable<br />

businesses that litter city blocks<br />

for miles. Take a stroll down N.<br />

9th Street during the day and<br />

you will quickly realize that<br />

our America is not in much<br />

better social upkeep than any<br />

slum in South America.<br />

What does not kill me<br />

is that Gov. Rendell will get<br />

a lot of credit for this come<br />

election time. That is called<br />

campaign posturing, and it is<br />

a part of politics. The thing<br />

that does reek of social blindness<br />

is the growing belief that<br />

Reading is improving greatly<br />

because of this economic gift.<br />

It seems that a great amount of<br />

newspapers, politicians, city<br />

and even <strong>Albright</strong> employees<br />

love lauding the renewed<br />

sense of promise for the city<br />

because of economics. Please,<br />

if you wish to make any statement<br />

of improvement in any<br />

sense regarding the city of<br />

Reading, you must first take<br />

a 45-minute walk down N.<br />

9th, Buttonwood or any other<br />

street in Reading in its entirety,<br />

and then you may speak.<br />

We, as <strong>Albright</strong>ians, have<br />

enjoyed the cocoon from this<br />

distress for quite some time.<br />

We bask in our service to the<br />

community, all of which is<br />

extremely charitable; please<br />

do not get me wrong. But to<br />

think that the work is done or<br />

to expect a good round of applause<br />

every time one gives a<br />

few hours to the community,<br />

you have accepted a premature<br />

accomplishment. There<br />

is much more to do and many<br />

more to help.<br />

Do not blindly allow election-fearing<br />

politicians steer<br />

your path wrong. Walk. See<br />

the world for yourself with<br />

the knowledge that money<br />

is not the true stimulus for<br />

social optimism. Remember,<br />

just because a12-screen movie<br />

theater does not show up in<br />

the 900 block on N. 9th does<br />

not mean that it doesn’t deserve<br />

recognition or help.<br />

Now a sense of service<br />

is something that many <strong>Albright</strong>ians<br />

hold dear to their<br />

hearts, and it is evident by the<br />

May <strong>11</strong>, <strong>2006</strong><br />

we have impressive stadiums<br />

and gym equipment to lure<br />

freshman in, but what do we<br />

have to keep them here? We<br />

still have ugly dorms in desperate<br />

need of overhaul, and<br />

cramped classrooms.<br />

There also needs to be a<br />

more open dialogue between<br />

administrators and students.<br />

This is our college too, and we<br />

deserve to know what is going<br />

on. While I can see there are<br />

efforts being made in the current<br />

administration to do so,<br />

there is a long way to go.<br />

My four years at <strong>Albright</strong><br />

have definitely proved to be<br />

the best in my life so far. I<br />

cannot imagine having met<br />

better people or made better<br />

friends than I have in my<br />

time here. I thank each and<br />

every one of you (and you<br />

know who you are). You have<br />

all made a greater impact on<br />

my life than words could ever<br />

say. Thanks to everyone who<br />

made my <strong>Albright</strong> experience<br />

so memorable.<br />

Whether or not you heed<br />

my advice, make your <strong>Albright</strong><br />

experience one to remember.<br />

Best of luck!<br />

Jackie Seigle is a senior<br />

columnist for the <strong>Albright</strong>ian.<br />

multitude of service groups<br />

and volunteers at <strong>Albright</strong>, including<br />

those traveling to New<br />

Orleans in the near future. But<br />

after four years of classes, clubs<br />

and commitments, a graduating<br />

student may wish to take<br />

some pride in the variety of<br />

personal accomplishments<br />

they have accrued. Personally,<br />

I feel that I have done some<br />

good here at <strong>Albright</strong> and in<br />

Reading. But that would allow<br />

me to rest on my laurels,<br />

stifling further goals by focusing<br />

on the ones already<br />

accomplished or whose<br />

consequences not yet seen.<br />

I have not always been<br />

perfect as a student and I<br />

have certainly cannot claim<br />

complete purity of character.<br />

I am human and I have<br />

not been able to fix every<br />

problem or use the best<br />

judgment at all times or to<br />

all people. As I leave <strong>Albright</strong><br />

<strong>College</strong>, I realize that that the<br />

pomp of graduation is an important,<br />

yet incomplete accomplishment.<br />

There is much<br />

more to do. The same can be<br />

said for our community. It can<br />

be said no what matter where<br />

you find yourself. There is always<br />

work to be done, always<br />

more to accomplish and always<br />

a way to give of yourself<br />

so that you may leave a path<br />

for those to follow unhindered<br />

by false hopes. There is a big<br />

world out there that needs our<br />

help. Good luck.<br />

Andrew Holets is a senior<br />

columnist for the <strong>Albright</strong>ian.

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