Chaos Marxism Primer - Principia Discordia

Chaos Marxism Primer
Dolores LaPicho
Manifesto v. 0.9 vel Liber MCMXVII
Chaos Marxism is an anticapitalist memetic-combat current.
We see dialectical materialism (and its physical manifestation, revolutionary
socialism / classical Marxism) as close akin to other projects and techniques of
consciousness change such as public relations, psychology, and "magic(k)(!)" or
however it's being spelled this week.
Global corporate rule is a reality on the material and on all ideological planes.
You can only defeat an enemy by becoming symmetrical-but-opposite to it. The
symmetrical opponent to global corporates will be a global organisation of the
industrial and service-industry workers, whose psychic energy and surplus
value is the nourishment of the corporate entities which determine our current
consensus reality.
Capitalism is a vampire and we are the Slayers. We seek the coming to full
consciousness of the majority of the world's population. This will take the form
of the transformation of the worldwide proletariat into a "class for itself" - or to
put it another way, the manifestation of a collective world thoughtform which
can kick the corporate egregore where it really hurts. This might well happen by
organising a collective of what Paul Slazinger calls Mind Opening Specialists. A
cadre party of the Leninist type, properly understood, is a magical order. We
must remember Lenin's magical motto - "patiently explain".
We are the bastard children of Aleister Crowley and Rosa Luxemburg. Trotsky
built our hotrod and Robert Anton Wilson souped it up. We declare eternal war
on all cliques and shibboleths. We are prepared to chase this thing through all
the words in the world. What we do is the only important thing.
Magick is serious business. Therefore, we are prohibited from ever taking
ourselves too seriously. We are not interested in wasting time explaining to
vulgar materialists why magic is neither a fraud nor useless, any more than we
are interested in explaining to mealy-mouthed liberals why dialectical
materialism is not responsible for the horrors and crimes of Stalin, Pol Pot etc.
We see no reason why fascist filth should enjoy such apparent street-cred
among metaprogrammers, when the project of October 1917 had the potential
to be fundamentally world-changing than anything that the goosestepping
jackasses of the 1930's could have imagined.
Anyone who endorses these ideas and is actually prepared to do something
about them is one of us and is invited to become one of the writers of this blog.
This manifesto is subject to radical change without notice.
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