Corny Jokes Picture Quiz (002). Can you identify the ... - Pubs Quiz
Corny Jokes Picture Quiz (002). Can you identify the ... - Pubs Quiz
Corny Jokes Picture Quiz (002). Can you identify the ... - Pubs Quiz
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<strong>Corny</strong> <strong>Jokes</strong> <strong>Picture</strong> <strong>Quiz</strong> (<strong>002</strong>). <strong>Can</strong> <strong>you</strong> <strong>identify</strong> <strong>the</strong> corny joke from <strong>the</strong> picture clues?<br />
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Answers<br />
(1) What do <strong>you</strong> call a man with a spade on his head? Dug.<br />
(2) Where do <strong>you</strong> find a dog with no legs? Where <strong>you</strong> left it.<br />
(3) What did <strong>the</strong> fish say when he swam into a brick wall? Dam.<br />
(4) What do <strong>you</strong> call a deer with no eyes? No-eye-deer.<br />
(5) How [does/did] Bob Marley like his doughnuts? With jammin<br />
(6) What’s brown and sticky? A stick.<br />
(7) A horse walks into a pub. The barman says, “Why <strong>the</strong> long face?”<br />
(8) What’s black and white and read all over? A newspaper.<br />
(9) How does Fa<strong>the</strong>r Christmas like his pizza? Deep pan, crisp and even.<br />
(10) What’s ET short for? Because he only has little legs.