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34 • Behind The Spin<br />

<strong>Queensland</strong> <strong>Police</strong> <strong>Union</strong> Journal Apr 10<br />

Behind the spin<br />

RUNNING MAN<br />

By Ross Musgrove<br />

“Some days are diamonds, some days are<br />

stone, sometimes the hard times won’t leave<br />

me alone.”<br />

It’s a karaoke favourite the world over, but, I<br />

reckon it’s stuck in Tony Abbott’s head about<br />

now.<br />

The Federal Opposition Leader’s polling is heading south<br />

and it is clear that the honeymoon is over. Tony Abbott<br />

seems convinced that parading his extremely fit body all<br />

over our television screens will endear him to the average<br />

punter.<br />

“ Yes, five or maybe ten per cent of<br />

the population is wowed by his athletic<br />

prowess, but for the rest of us,<br />

it’s just another reminder that Tony<br />

is a bit weird ”<br />

Tony Abbott<br />

Mr Abbott doesn’t get it. His polling numbers should be<br />

proof enough that he is alienating quite a few of the couch<br />

potatoes amongst us. He’s not the first pollie to get this<br />

wrong. Lawrence “the Borg” Springborg also was repeatedly<br />

filmed running everywhere. He is still in Opposition.<br />

Here’s a free tip for Tony Abbott - on the other side of the<br />

telly are a bunch of generally overweight, unfit gluttons and<br />

sloths that are getting very sick and tired of watching you<br />

showing off.<br />

Yes, five or maybe ten per cent of the population is wowed<br />

by his athletic prowess, but for the rest of us, it’s just another<br />

reminder that Tony is a bit weird.<br />

Lawrence Springborg

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