05/12/06 - San Marcos Academy

Page 10 The Laurel May 12, 2006
Senior Class of 2006
students in line (so long as you
don’t use it on me).
To Mr. Wade: I will you a
punching bag for stress and a
good kid-friendly stick to keep
your Camp Mo kids in line.
To Senora Johnson: I will
you an assistant.
To Mrs. Hughes: I will you
a raise for being such a good
teacher and keeping all the
students sane.
I, Rachel LeDoux, will the
following:
To Barbara Ho: I will you
not only Bayside but, all New
York City. All of it is yours to
do as you wish. You have been a
great friend and I will miss you
so much. You will have plenty
practice writing English in your
emails to me!
To Sidsel Rasmussen: Well,
you have the whole Europe
thing so what is left to give,
but keys to Kameron’s Mustang
and all the freedom to go and
see whatever you want. I have
not known you long, but I am
really glad I got to know you.
You brought a complete set of
diversity to our table.
To Adelita Ayala: I will you
a private jet to take you all over
the world to see everything
you ever wanted to see. When
you get tired of all your travels
I will you a butler who will
escort you to your limousine,
which will inevitably take you
to your large mansion. I will
you eternal comfort in all
the world, except New York
because that is Barbara’s and
Colorado because that is mine.
You can travel all four corners
of the earth and do so with no
hesitation. Explore your heart
to your heart’s content. You
have been a great friend and I
will miss you, but I know not
for long because I know we
will see each other as much as
possible.
To Nicole Mebane: I will
you an indestructible car. You
can run into anything but
people and you will be OK.
You have been a good friend.
Thank you for putting up with
me during our freshman year;
you helped more than you
know.
To Richard Toedt: I will you
the largest selection of guns
you could ever imagine. One
for everything and anything
you would ever need. Richard
I will miss your stories and the
entertainment you gave us at
lunch.
To Taylor Benson: I will you
one last year at the Academy.
Each classroom, each table in
the cafeteria, and every locker
is yours. Enjoy it even none of
us will be there.
To Hannah Hartman: I
will you Mr. Lawless’s college
calculus class. Math is going
to seem so boring without you.
Just remember one more year
and you are done. I am glad I
got to know you this year, and
I will see you in Mexico this
summer.
To Kameron Allison: For
the first part, please refer to
Adelita’s wills. Once you get
out of the kayak, you will find
a complete scuba diving set to
explore a massive lake. While
exploring the lake you will find
an immense underwater cave.
After following its seemingly
endless tunnels you wlll arrive,
quite suddenly, upon a runway
and plane. This plane has
an endless supply of fuel and
anything else you would need.
You can use it to go to Africa
whenever you want.
I, Nicole Mebane, will the
following:
To Sidsel Rasmussen: Sidsel,
you’ve been such an awesome
friend! I am so glad that I have
had the privilege of knowing
you. First, I will to you a little
box. This is no ordinary box;
it resides inside of you and is
filled with all the memories of
this year. Whenever you open
it, it will take you back to the
good times we’ve had and you’ll
never forget! Next, a trip to
Austin where we will actually go
ice skating… And unlimited free
country to country calling.
To Barbara Ho: Barbara,
I will to you a fabulous time
in New York. I know you are
going to have such a great time,
and I’m going to miss you so
much!
To Michelle Deschner: I will
you so many good times filled
with randomness and inside
jokes that don’t even make sense
any more… I will you all rights
to the banana game. Someone
else to clean the tanks for you.
A volume button on each of
your brothers so you can shut
them up whenever they won’t
leave you alone. And last, I will
you a quiet place where you
can escape to whenever life gets
crazy and nothing seems to be
going quite right.
To Megan Tucker: Megan, I
will to you straight A’s without
the painstaking torture of
doing any work throughout
high school and college. A copy
of every musical in existence.
To Lisa Hearn: Lisa, I will to
you the perfect guy. You haven’t
found him yet but that doesn’t
mean he’s not out there.
To Daniel Wyman: A
lifetime supply of sherbet and
all the fluffy pillows your heart
desires!
To Rachel Blewett: I will
you all expenses paid for the
publication of your first book ,
which becomes a #1 seller and
earns you millions!
To David Mebane: I will
you something else to in the
cafeteria other than chips and
crackers. A bigger room (not
mine) with soundproof walls
so you can blast your music as
loud as you want!
I, Casey Putman, will the
following:
To Katie Cochran: My
hair
To Alli Puig: Cheese sandwiches,
Snickers, salad sandwiches,
a promise that in the
future your little sisters will
always behave, Brittney’s dad’s
memory book that you ironically
forgot the name of, unlimited
amount of library cards
for every city that you are in,
and a full-ride to the college
of your choice on a massage
scholarship.
To Travis Oglesby: My 14K
gold sweatsuit, no, literally,
come get it from me at the
dorm before I leave.
To R.W. McDonald: Money,
money, money, and oodles
of success in college and life.
I know that you are going
somewhere, man! A weekend in
College Station, a weekend for
Denziel and me in Mississippi,
more long philosophical talks
in the library, and the completion
of your book by the end of
your college graduation.
To Paco Alejo: I didn’t think
that during our freshman year
either one of us would make it
this far, yet we did. I will you,
Paco, the determination to finish
your doctorate on time and
make TONS of money.
To Morgan Martin: Daughter,
I will you valedictorian
rank every year for the rest of
your time here at SMA. Stamina
to get through those very
tough times here, I know it feels
like the world is going to end
any minute, but I promise it
won’t. Unlimited visits for you
to come and visit your father
and me at A&M, a cell phone
that you will actually use, and
The Pool (Take good care of it,
someone needs to).
To Rachel Hudson: A
punching bag, so you can stop
employing Travis as one.
To Olivia Garza: Someone
who actually will take you seriously,
because obviously I do
due to the fact that I actually
wrote this to you. You are one
of the sweetest people that I’ve
ever met, and you need to learn
how to ignore those that are
mean toward you. You know
who you really are, and no one
else does. Don’t let their words
offend you. You are stronger
than that. So every time that
happens, don’t cry!! You are
an excellent person with amazing
drive.
To Chelsea Martin: I will
you the boxing match that we
never had. You would probably
OWN me, but that’s okay! Another
weekend in Austin!
To Dugan Dobbs: The next
Bill Gates, but you’ll have the
people skills that Bill is lacking!
To Chelsea Clark: Our book
of memories, because it would
be too long to write on this and