MacGyver Handbook.pdf - Up

Chapter 1: Great Escapes 19
12. Pull a long pipe or bar from off the ceiling. The bar
or pipe with be anchoring the meathooks.
13. Insert the end of the pipe or bar into the cardboard
funnel. Hold the other end underneath the
lightbulb.
14. Grab a chunk of ice.
15. Use the lightbulb to melt the ice so that it runs down
the pipe or bar into the hole in the door.
16. Watch as the water from the melting ice flows into
the door lock.
17. Wait as the water refreezes in the door lock causing
it to break.
18. Kick open the door.
19. Escape to freedom and remind yourself to stop
hanging out with sitcom characters.
20. Congratulate yourself on getting the sitcom
character joke.