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Chapter 1: Great Escapes 39
How to Escape from Being Blown to
Kibbles and Bits
As Seen in Episode: 130 - The Coltons. Mac’s old friends,
the bounty-hunting Colton brothers try to find a young
woman who’s the only witness to a Chinatown murder.
What You Need
Sulfuric Acid (WARNING: VERY DANGEROUS
TO TOUCH, BREATHE, OR MOCK IN POLITE
COMPANY)
A cardboard tube
A ruler
A bomb
A super-intelligent trained dog that will appear
whenever you’re about to be blown to bits (we suggest
Lassie)
A cookie
What You Do
1. Set timer on the bomb to five minutes. Anything
higher will dampen the suspense.