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Aries<br />

Someone is encroaching on important personal territory this week. Don’t put<br />

up with it. Stand your ground and kick some ass. Then I would go relax, have<br />

a drink and tell everyone how much ass you kicked. Hell, even if you didn’t, tell<br />

your buddies you did.<br />

Taurus<br />

A day that starts off in an exciting way may be derailed by mundane, boring stuff<br />

you don’t want to deal with. My advice is to push it off on someone else and go<br />

have fun.<br />

Gemini<br />

Gossiping about your love life or even better, someone else’s, seems too good to<br />

pass up this week. I say exaggerate a lot and make up some really good stories.<br />

Cancer<br />

Another blown week. Cancer if you were single last week, outlook still the same<br />

this week. But those Cancers in a relationship, be prepared, it’s going to get hot.<br />

Leo<br />

Looking like it’s going to be a good week. (Lucky bastard, I wish I was a Leo).<br />

Get future-oriented in the love department. Something is right around<br />

the corner.<br />

Virgo<br />

Virgo went out and had too much fun last week… again. Is it just me, or all<br />

Virgo’s pukers? Either way, my advice to Virgo is to slow down this week<br />

and recoop.<br />

Libra<br />

The potential for romance is rising like the Jax temperature, so make a new<br />

connection or two. Flirt in your own inimitable roundabout way and watch the<br />

results. I will be out this weekend, so look me up ;)<br />

Scorpio<br />

If you’ve been feeling a little romantically challenged, expect the luck to start<br />

flowing your way sometime. I didn’t say soon, just sometime. Good luck.<br />

Sagittarius<br />

Now, don’t get cocky, but this week you’re beloved by one and all. Any new<br />

people you meet will be knocked out by your sexy sense of humor, or some B.S.<br />

like that.<br />

Capricorn<br />

You poor little goat. Your pessimism is getting the best of you. Your lack of<br />

confidence is going to keep you from a good week. Don’t do anything foolish to<br />

dig a deeper hole.<br />

Aquarius<br />

Hmmm, I don’t won’t to be the one to break it to you, but this week you need to<br />

ignore the good-looking people and seek out the fugly ones. The stars say an unusual<br />

match can be made now -- and now’s the time to experience something new.<br />

Sorry… I mean good luck.<br />

Pisces<br />

Stars are much kinder to you ol’ fishes, with you birthday near by and all. I think<br />

they said it’s time for some socializing -- find a party or make one of your own.<br />

Maybe they were talking about Libra. I wasn’t paying much attention. Stars can<br />

get boring sometimes. Just go have some fun, screw the stars this week.<br />

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