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COVER STORY<br />
CONTENTS<br />
7<br />
Drinking on a Budget<br />
Featured Article<br />
MUSIC<br />
Featured Band<br />
The Lamp Shade Award<br />
The Do’s & Dont’s of Holiday Office Parties<br />
Advice Column<br />
18<br />
Bouncing Souls<br />
Michael (Drums)<br />
Pete (Guitar)<br />
Bryan (Bass)<br />
Greg (Vocals)<br />
10<br />
6<br />
“Hot Guy Seeks Free Rent”<br />
6<br />
“Holiday History”<br />
Monthly ReviewS<br />
Resturant<br />
Gourmet Guide:<br />
RJ Gators<br />
Seven Bridges<br />
Mellow Mushroom<br />
The Underground<br />
Something Distant<br />
Jeff (Lead Vocals/Guitar)<br />
John (Bass)<br />
Jon (Drums)<br />
Wes (Lead Guitar)<br />
Bartenders<br />
10<br />
Beer, Wine & Cigar<br />
16<br />
Beer - Frohe Weihnachten Merry Christmas<br />
Wine - Belle Glos Clark & Telephone, Mount<br />
Langhi Riesling, Oriel Femme Fatale<br />
Cigar - Macanudo Gold Label<br />
8<br />
Buzz Style. Happy Holidays!! Source: Seamus Kennedy<br />
Lisa & Clarence-<br />
Lynch’s & Aromas<br />
Bar<br />
4<br />
4<br />
Whitey’s Fish Camp<br />
& The Atlantic<br />
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Whitey’s Fish Camp<br />
Bar Review<br />
The Atlantic<br />
Bar Review<br />
Style:<br />
Restaurant/Bar<br />
Style:<br />
Dance Club, lounge, pub<br />
Location: 2032 County Road 220<br />
Orange Park<br />
Phone: 904-269-4198<br />
Website: whiteysfishcamp.com<br />
Open:<br />
Mon 4:30pm – 12am<br />
Tues - Thur11am – 12am<br />
Sat & Sun 11am – 2am<br />
Whitey’s Fishcamp has been a staple of Orange Park and Highway 17 since 1963. Everyone <strong>know</strong>s<br />
Whitey’s Fishcamp because of their amazing seafood restaurant and famous catfish entrées.<br />
But Whitey’s is more than just a great restaurant for the family. It is also a cool place to get a drink,<br />
right on the river with an excellent view by the way, and listen to some great music.<br />
Whitey’s has live music from great local and national bands every Wednesday thru Sunday. They also<br />
have deck music on Wednesdays and every Friday night, which includes terrific drink specials. Also<br />
on Friday you can also enjoy half price appetizers from 4 – 7pm. Whitey’s also has a popular Happy<br />
Hour every day of the week from 3 – 7pm. Sure you can get a drink at many bars, but Whitey’s is one<br />
of the few great bars that sits right on top of the river. Not next to, but practically on the water. If<br />
you want to enjoy a cold drink and watch the sunset, this is a perfect location to relax after work.<br />
Coming up in December, Whitey’s is having their annual Doctor’s Lake Boat Parade. If you want<br />
to enter your boat into the parade, call Whitey’s today. The Boat Parade is Saturday, December 9th<br />
and it starts at 6:30pm. The parade will also include give-aways and live music from ‘Str8 Up.’ The<br />
main prize is an eight person hot tub with all proceeds from the parade will benefit the Community<br />
Hospice and Safe Animal Shelter. Also on December 31st, Whitey’s is having a huge New Years’ Eve<br />
party. Check out their ad in the Buzz for more details.<br />
Whitey’s Fishcamp is not only a great restaurant on the river, but an excellent place for<br />
entertainment. With drink specials and a live music scene that can’t be matched out on their deck,<br />
Whitey’s is a place you will fall in love with. Check out Whitey’s today.<br />
Location: 333 N. 1st Street Jax Beach<br />
Phone: 249-3338<br />
Website: www.the-atlantic.com<br />
Open:<br />
Wednesday - Saturday<br />
Are you into lounging around drinking with<br />
your friends or braking a sweat on the dance<br />
floor? Either way, The Atlantic is the best place<br />
at the beach to do exactly that. The Atlantic has<br />
plenty of room for hanging out and just relaxing<br />
in this lounge-type bar. However, <strong>when</strong> the weekend arrives and the music is blaring the<br />
dance floor will be packed. Every Saturday from 9 pm until close dance all night long<br />
with DJ KGB.<br />
The Atlantic has a DJ almost every night and drinks specials that won’t hurt your wallet.<br />
On Wednesdays, you can enjoy $2 cocktails while on Thursdays they have $3 cocktails.<br />
Visit The Atlantic on Thursday night for ladies night <strong>when</strong> ladies drink free all night<br />
long. Or, come by on Friday nights <strong>when</strong> 80’s music fills the room. The Atlantic is one of<br />
the only diverse bars at the beach allowing you to just chill or dance all night long. The<br />
choice is yours.<br />
Get your friends together for a night out at The Atlantic. Free drinks for the ladies and<br />
dancing all night long. I can’t think of a better night.<br />
Bartender Reviews<br />
Lisa Flemming - Lynch’s<br />
Age: 27<br />
Experience: 6 Years<br />
Single: No<br />
Favorite:<br />
Mixed Drink: Dirty Ketel One Martini<br />
Shooter: Minderaser<br />
Beer: Stella Artois<br />
Specialty drink:<br />
Peach Madness: Stoli Peach,<br />
OJ & 2 splashes of cranberry<br />
Most Memorable Bar Story:<br />
I met my husband and the best friends I<br />
have ever <strong>know</strong>n here, at Lynch’s Irish Pub.<br />
Clarence Wilson - Aromas<br />
Age: 26<br />
Experience: 2 yrs<br />
Single: Depends<br />
Favorite:<br />
Mixed Drink: Mojitos<br />
Shooter: Jager and Tequilla<br />
Beer: Sam Adams<br />
Specialty drink:<br />
Raspberry Mojito<br />
Most Memorable Bar Story:<br />
People will do anything for a drink & I<br />
mean anything.<br />
4 <strong>You</strong> <strong>know</strong> you’re a <strong>drunk</strong> <strong>when</strong>...<br />
On 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me
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5
“Holiday History”<br />
Whether celebrating the season of giving or the festival of lights, the holidays are for<br />
family, community and tradition. So get your stockings out of the attic, light your trees<br />
and get your candles ready because the holidays are here.<br />
Christmas, dating back over 4,000 years, was celebrated centuries before the Christ<br />
child was even born. The gift giving, parades filled with floats, carolers and huge<br />
feasts can all be traced back to the early Mesopotamians. Many of these early<br />
traditions began with the celebration of the New Year. Europeans celebrated light and<br />
birth in the darkest days of winter. Many people rejoiced during the winter solstice,<br />
<strong>when</strong> the worst of the winter was behind them and they could look forward to longer<br />
days and extended hours of sunlight.<br />
Early Europeans celebrated a similar festival as the Winter Solstices approached,<br />
marking a time for long, cold nights and short days. Special rituals and celebrations<br />
were held to welcome back the sun.<br />
The Hanukkah holiday meaning “dedication” in Hebrew originated <strong>when</strong> Judah the<br />
Maccabees and his followers reclaimed the temple in the village of Modi’in from Syrian<br />
King Antiochus IV. The sacred temple was relit with only enough oil to burn for one<br />
day. Yet, according to tradition the oil miraculously lasted for eight days, hence, a<br />
candle is lit for each day for the celebration of Hanukkah.<br />
The traditional foods consumed during the Hanukkah holiday are symbolic of the<br />
events being celebrated. Foods are fried in oil symbolizing the oil that lasted eight<br />
days. Pancakes and deep-fried puff balls are two of the most common dishes served.<br />
www.holidays.net/christmas www.thehoildayspot.com<br />
www.history.com/minisites/christmas/viewPage?pageId=1252<br />
Dear Wine Cellar,<br />
I met this guy through friends about 3 weeks ago. He is soooo cute and he<br />
needed a place to live, so I let him move in with me. I live by myself and have for<br />
years. I was feeling a little lonely. I have a spare bedroom and he told me he had<br />
a job with a surveying company so he could help with the rent. The problem is<br />
apparently he lost his job because he is on my couch watching my television every<br />
time I get home from work! Okay, and I did get a little tipsy one night, made a<br />
move on him, so he only slept in the guest room one night. He’s eating me out<br />
of house and home. He wants to go out with me all the time, on my tab! HELP<br />
ME! I have to get his low-rider out of my driveway! I am not kidding, it’s low<br />
and it’s purple!<br />
Dear Hapless Helper,<br />
I would say I admired your generosity, but I don’t. Letting this guy move in<br />
with you is the most selfish thing you could do. <strong>You</strong> were lonely and bored.<br />
<strong>You</strong> saw an opportunity for someone to entertain you for a little while and you<br />
seized it. Now, your jester has gone bad like a rotting eggplant. Let’s start with<br />
your first mistake.<br />
Ladies and Gentlemen, do not let someone move in with you without getting<br />
them to sign a lease describing the terms of the agreement! Make sure there<br />
is an out clause for situations like the above. Check references, credit and<br />
otherwise. Even if your friends <strong>know</strong> this person, people can be sneaky and<br />
you may not <strong>know</strong> truly what you’re getting into. Please stop opening up your<br />
doors to strangers.<br />
Also, do not become intimately involved with said person. Romantics can make<br />
a living situation very sticky, especially if the person is down, needy, and out.<br />
Sex confuses people. Put your hand down a man’s pants and you might as well<br />
have opened his heart.<br />
Okay, now, you need to give him a date to be out of your house. Be sure to<br />
have a large, protective male friend in the other room, just in case. <strong>You</strong> don’t<br />
<strong>know</strong> this guy, remember that. Research this, but I think Florida law gives a<br />
person 30 days to stay in a place before they are considered a resident so get<br />
him out now! And please, silly girl, don’t do this again. I hope you see that<br />
being alone isn’t horrible!<br />
For advice from our Whine Cellar email us at: Advice@jaxbars.com<br />
6 <strong>You</strong> <strong>know</strong> you’re a <strong>drunk</strong> <strong>when</strong>...<br />
On 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Drinking on a budget<br />
can be a difficult task,<br />
but not impossible, with<br />
a little planning you<br />
can go out all weekend<br />
with out burning a hole<br />
in your pockets. When<br />
we asked three people to<br />
drink on a Thursday, Friday<br />
and Saturday night and only<br />
spend $50, they each came<br />
up with their own game plan<br />
to stretch their dollar as far<br />
as possible. Having plenty of<br />
experience drinking all around<br />
town, they were under the<br />
impression that this assignment<br />
would be a breeze, however,<br />
the rules threw them a little off.<br />
They were not allowed to: tell<br />
anyone what they were doing,<br />
to try to get people to buy them<br />
drinks, or go to the same bar and<br />
the $50 had to include tax and tip.<br />
Although you may be thinking that<br />
a weekend out at various bars with<br />
only $50 may end up being lame,<br />
these three people had a blast every<br />
night out and never went over their<br />
budget. The key to their success was<br />
a good guide to all the drink specials<br />
around town (Jaxbars.com Buzz) so<br />
they could map out their game plan.<br />
Patrick<br />
Typical Weekend Spending: $100-$200<br />
How Often <strong>You</strong> Go Out: 2 weekends a month<br />
Alcohol Tolerance: 12 pk of beers or 3 Jager Shots<br />
Putting on my Thursday Night shoes, I decided to head out for some of the best reggae<br />
in Jacksonville. My buddy DJ Raff was spinning up at Spare Time so I figured I would<br />
stop up there for a few shots and to say what’s up to some friends. Spare Time is<br />
legendary for there $1 PBR, Old Milwaukee’s and the BEAST. Also, they are very kind<br />
to sell $3 Jagers shots. I am not a big fan of Jager, so I only let my friend convince me to<br />
have a few shots. I ended up buying 2 Jager shots and 10 PBRs for me and one for my<br />
buddies that I haven’t seen for awhile. Total bill at Spare Time was 2 shots of Jager and<br />
the PBRs for me and my friend with tip was $22.<br />
It is Friday night, finally. The work week is over and everyone is ready to relax and<br />
have a good time. I started my night off at a house warming party with some free food<br />
and drinks in Jax Beach. House warming parties are always great <strong>when</strong> working with<br />
budgets because you get free food and drinks. But to stay true to the rules of this game,<br />
I only drank one beer, well I funneled one beer. I left $1.50 for the Steel Reserve and<br />
headed out to my favorite bar, LandShark Café. I always like going out to LandShark<br />
for Punk Rock Fridays. LandShark always has $1 PBR and Miller High Life every Friday<br />
night. I sat up there for the rest of the night drinking only Miller High Life. I spent ½<br />
my remaining money and left with a nice buzz. After tipping and drinking total expenses<br />
was $14.<br />
After finally waking up on Saturday, I figured I would get an early start on this<br />
experiment and enjoy the day. So I went over to Tijuana Flats for a $5 pitcher and<br />
enjoyed a little bit of football and beer. I decided to stay for one more pitcher. My total<br />
bill after tip was $15. I decided to call it a day and get ready for the Jaguar Game on<br />
Sunday. My liver will never forgive me for drinking this much cheap beer. But I was<br />
proud I only went over $1 on budget after paying and tipping for the day. Riding back to<br />
my house I found $1 in front of Publix. Karma was looking out for me.<br />
Drinking on a Budget<br />
2 Pints of Guinness & a glass of Long Island Iced Tea!<br />
Erica<br />
Typical Weekend Spending: $100<br />
How Often <strong>You</strong> Go Out:<br />
Twice a week<br />
Alcohol Tolerance (amount to get<br />
<strong>drunk</strong>): 5 beers or 3 Shots<br />
Thursday night started at Fionn<br />
MacCools in Atlantic Beach with<br />
our favorite server, Patrick. My<br />
friend, Mandel, ordered us a round of his famous Help Me Jesus shots. It’s half<br />
Patron and half Bacardi 151. It’s a $10 shot, but one is all you need and you’ll need help<br />
from Jesus after taking it. Trust me on that one! After regaining composer and my<br />
stomach, my friends and I headed off to On The Rocks on San Pablo and Beach Blvd.<br />
I already had a buzz walking in. They have $1.50 PBR all the time. It’s not a bad beer<br />
<strong>when</strong> drinking on a budget. I had 2 PBRs and my boyfriend, Matt had 2. I work up<br />
there once a week, so saw some regulars and they bought Matt and me both a shot. We<br />
stayed there the rest of the night playing trivia and having a good time. I had a great<br />
buzz and spent a total of $20 for the evening after tipping.<br />
A little trick to drinking on a budget: if you have any beer in the fridge, chug one before<br />
you go out. My personal favorite is shot-gunning a beer can. Friday night brought me<br />
downtown to the Dive Bar. It is in no way indicative of its name. Matt describes it best,<br />
saying it’s like walking through a flashback. The entire bar pays homage to the music of<br />
the 50’s, 60’s and 70’s with a character that embodies all three eras. The atmosphere is<br />
fun and relaxed with an awesome VIP room. It is a circular room lined with plush seats<br />
and pillows. Black lights illuminate the seemingly endless posters that line the wall for<br />
a look that can only be enhanced by illegal substances (if you get my drift). The staff<br />
was friendly and quick to serve. The live music, velvet couches and funky chairs added<br />
to the overall feel of the theme. This bar is a much-needed refreshment to the stagnant<br />
downtown night life. Matt and I each had 3 $2 16 oz Bud Lights, just enough to get on<br />
the dance floor and boogie the night away. Total expense: $15.<br />
At least once a week, we like to go to our favorite local pub, the Local’s Bar in San<br />
Marco. The atmosphere is great for friends to go out and have a fun, chilled out night.<br />
The bartenders are always on point with your drinks and are fun to be around. They<br />
are also pretty hot for you guys. It not super crowded or smoky. I decided to drink shots<br />
with water or Sprite in between to maximum by budget and my buzz. I had 3 shots at $4<br />
a piece. My boyfriend, being the sweetie that he is, bought me a couple of beers too. I got<br />
pretty <strong>drunk</strong> and had a great time watching Gator football and hanging out with friends.<br />
The Local’s Bar also doesn’t kick us out <strong>when</strong> we get loud and crazy during the games….<br />
always a good thing. Total expense for the week $47.<br />
Natalia<br />
Typical Weekend Spending: $100-$150<br />
How Often <strong>You</strong> Go Out: 4 nights a week<br />
Alcohol Tolerance (amount to get <strong>drunk</strong>): 8 Beers and 3 Shots<br />
Thursday night is the start of my weekend as a college student at Jacksonville Beach.<br />
Continued on pg. 22<br />
7
Beer of the month review<br />
Frohe Weihnachten Merry Christmas<br />
Notes: There are so many good winter warmer ales<br />
and holiday spice beers this time of year, such as Sam<br />
Adams Winter Lager, Breckinridge Christmas Ale, and<br />
Snow Cap by Pyramid just to name a few. They are all<br />
great, but this beer, Frohe Weihnachten, which is very,<br />
very hard to find, might be one of the greatest tasting<br />
Country: Germany<br />
beers that have ever landed on my lips. Truly a great find<br />
Type: Euro Strong Lager<br />
for any beer fan. It comes in collectible pottery bottles,<br />
but don’t let that fool you about the serious taste inside.<br />
Brewed By: Crailsheimer Engelbrau Dark in color with an aroma of caramel and malt with<br />
Alcohol %: 7.0%<br />
light spice flavor, it delivers a very smooth taste with a<br />
Serving Type: Comes in 16oz good amount of hops. Very seasonal in taste, but not too<br />
Pottery bottle only<br />
strong with the holiday spice flavor.<br />
Wines of the month review<br />
Sponsored By:<br />
Year: 2004<br />
Country: Sonoma, California<br />
Grape: 100% Pinot Noir<br />
Price: $45.00<br />
Type: Red<br />
Year: 2005<br />
Country: Grampians,<br />
Western Australia<br />
Grape: 100% Riesling<br />
Price: $22.99<br />
Type: White<br />
Year: 2004<br />
Country: Bordeaux, France<br />
Grape: 100% Merlot<br />
Price: $21.99<br />
Type: Rose<br />
Wines only available at The Grape:<br />
Belle Glos Clark & Telephone<br />
Notes: Deep garnet color. Aromas of ripe<br />
plums, brown spices, ranging from cinnamon<br />
to cumin, and rich, freshly turned earth, with<br />
hints of sweet caramel and barbecue smoke.<br />
The tannins are soft and supple.<br />
Mount Langhi Riesling<br />
Notes: Balanced citrus fruit, pears,<br />
blossom again and a nice minerality to its<br />
structure. There’s a touch of residual sugar<br />
here too, but only a touch. The finish is<br />
clean, pure and lingers nicely.<br />
Oriel Femme Fatale<br />
Notes: Named for the irresistibly seductive<br />
beauties of French history in whose honor<br />
this wine of great color, beauty and character<br />
is made. Bursting with scents of summer<br />
fruits. Rich and full with flavors of strawberry,<br />
raspberry and blackberry with a lasting finish.<br />
cigar of the month review<br />
Wrapper: Golden Connecticut Shade<br />
Filler: Dominican, Mexican<br />
Binder: Mexico San Andrean<br />
Country of Manufacture: Dominican Republic<br />
Overall Score: 9<br />
Flavor: 8<br />
Draw: 8<br />
Appearance: 9.5<br />
Ash: 8<br />
Aroma: 9<br />
Burn: 9<br />
Consistency: 9.5<br />
Construction: 8<br />
Finish: 8<br />
Smoothness: 9<br />
Sponsored By:<br />
Macanudo Gold Label<br />
The Experience: The Macando<br />
line of cigars are <strong>know</strong>n for their<br />
smoothness and consistency, while<br />
at the same time offering different<br />
tastes to please every palate. The<br />
Connecticut Shade wrapper leaves<br />
create a distinctive new taste for<br />
premium cigar smokers.<br />
8 <strong>You</strong> <strong>know</strong> you’re a <strong>drunk</strong> <strong>when</strong>...<br />
On 3th day of Christmas my true love gave to me 3 Scotch & Sodas,
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9
Featured albums<br />
3NEW CDs EVERYONE<br />
SHOULD HAVE IN THEIR<br />
MUSIC COLLECTION AND WHY<br />
My Chemical Romance,<br />
The Black Parade<br />
Death, despair, and darkness pretty much sums up all<br />
that this CD is about. The Black Parade hit shelves<br />
Oct 24 with much anticipation. “The Black Parade” is<br />
following in the footsteps of classic rock operas and<br />
story based albums of the past, The Black Parade is a<br />
concept album that, “…tells the story of a dying man<br />
and his final “mental” journey through his life.” Must<br />
buy if you are into the new rock scene.<br />
Featured Band<br />
Michael (drums)<br />
Pete (guitar)<br />
Bryan (bass)<br />
Greg (vocals)<br />
Website:<br />
bouncingsouls.com<br />
Bouncing Souls<br />
Diddy, Press Play<br />
After another name change Diddy, aka Puff Daddy<br />
just cut his new album. “Press Play” hit the shelves<br />
on October 3rd. Diddy wrote most of the tracks<br />
with a lot of guest appearances from people such<br />
as: Christina Aguilera, Nicole Scherzinger, Big Boi,<br />
Ciara, Timbaland, Twista, Avant, Nas, Cee-Lo, Mario<br />
Winans, Brandy, Keyshia Cole, Mary J. Blige, and<br />
Jamie Foxx among others. Personally I am not a huge<br />
fan of this wanta’ be rap icon but I must say some of<br />
the songs are pretty decent. Pick it up if you like the<br />
new rap that has been coming out, but for all of you<br />
roots people, don’t bother buying this glam<br />
rap album.<br />
The Killers, Sam’s Town<br />
Well today it is almost hard to watch any music<br />
TV stations or turn on the radio without hearing<br />
something from these guys. The Killers have<br />
broken into the main stream music industry and<br />
have a lot of bands following their sound. The<br />
Killers released “Sam’s Town” on Oct. 3rd. “Sam’s<br />
Town” has a more polished and more atmospheric<br />
sound than their debut album. Getting much air<br />
time on MTV, this CD will give the teenie bobber<br />
something to chew on for a few months. Personally<br />
I think the last few months of new relases have<br />
sucked. Maybe we will be luckier next year. Sorry.<br />
Bouncing Souls are one of the longest-lived bands that have graced us with their<br />
presence in the punk music scene, getting their start back in 1987 in New Jersey.<br />
In the early stages of their career, they played a blend of punk, funk, metal, and<br />
just about anything else they felt like including. Bouncing Souls were <strong>know</strong>n for<br />
their energetic live show. After putting out 5 full-length albums, Bouncing Souls<br />
have carved out their own unique punk rock sound. Touring around the country,<br />
promoting their latest cd, “The Gold Record”, you will be able to catch the packed<br />
out show at Fuel on 12/10 with the home town band that jumped on the tour with<br />
them, Whole Wheat Bread. Be sure to check out this legendary act this month.<br />
The underground<br />
Picture<br />
Jeff (Lead Vocals, guitar)<br />
John (bass)<br />
Jon (drums)<br />
Wes (lead guitar)<br />
Website:<br />
somethingdistantmusic.com<br />
Something Distant<br />
Something Distant is a well-<strong>know</strong>n band right out of Jacksonville, FL who<br />
can be described as a multitalented group <strong>know</strong>n for their catchy hooks,<br />
unassuming lyrics, and rock till you drop concerts. Blending sounds of pop,<br />
rock, and acoustic, Something Distant will give you a show that will put<br />
everyone in a great mood. From cover songs to originals this band has a<br />
unique sound you will love. With all their talent and originality, we predict<br />
that Something Distant will soon become the new college cult band (which is<br />
a good thing).<br />
10 <strong>You</strong> <strong>know</strong> you’re a <strong>drunk</strong> <strong>when</strong>...<br />
On 4th day of Christmas my true love gave to me 4 Gin & Tonics,
CONCERTS<br />
Purchase tickets at Pollstar or Ticket Master or at the door.<br />
01-Dec Casper & The Cookies at<br />
TSI<br />
03-Dec Reel Big Fish at<br />
Plush<br />
03-Dec Streetlight Manifesto at<br />
Plush<br />
03-Dec Suburban Legends at<br />
Plush<br />
05-Dec The Summer Obsession at<br />
Jack Rabbits<br />
05-Dec Dropping Daylight at<br />
Jack Rabbits<br />
05-Dec Monty are I at<br />
Jack Rabbits<br />
06-Dec Music as a Weapon Tour at<br />
Jacksonville Veterans Mem.<br />
06-Dec Disturbed at<br />
Jacksonville Veterans Mem.<br />
06-Dec Flyleaf at<br />
Jacksonville Veterans Mem.<br />
06-Dec Nonpoint at<br />
Jacksonville Veterans Mem.<br />
06-Dec Stone Sour at<br />
Jacksonville Veterans Mem.<br />
07-Dec Circle Jerks at<br />
Fuel<br />
07-Dec Christian McBride at<br />
Robinson Theatre<br />
08-Dec The Dark Romantics at<br />
Jack Rabbits<br />
08-Dec Christian McBride at<br />
Robinson Theatre<br />
10-Dec Bouncing Souls at<br />
Fuel<br />
10-Dec Whole Wheat Bread at<br />
Fuel<br />
11-Dec George Carlin at<br />
Times-Union Center<br />
12-Dec Tony Bennett at<br />
Florida Theatre<br />
21-Dec Clay Aiken at<br />
Moran Theatre<br />
13-Jan Rod Stewart at<br />
Jacksonville Veterans Mem.<br />
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On 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me 5 Cuervo Gold,
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14 On 6th day of Christmas my <strong>You</strong> true <strong>know</strong> love gave you’re to me a 6 <strong>drunk</strong> Bloody Marys, <strong>when</strong>... 5 Cuervo Gold,
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RJ Gators<br />
Gourmet Guide<br />
Dining Reviews on Jacksonville Restaurants<br />
Style: Seafood Bar and Grille<br />
Location: 9762 Deer Lake Court<br />
Contact: rjgators.com<br />
Phone - 446-2088<br />
With a 2-4-1 happy hour all day, everyday why not stop in R.J Gator’s for a quick drink.<br />
While you are there, you have to try some of their market fresh fish. If you are a seafood<br />
lover R.J. Gator’s is the perfect spot for you with menu items such as seared Ahi tuna,<br />
crab cakes and buckets of shrimp. The island atmosphere is a great spot for a first date or<br />
to just grab a bite with friends.<br />
R.J. Gator’s even offers special discounts for their regulars, with Very Important<br />
Gator cards. This offer lets you earn points for credit to be used for food, beverage or<br />
merchandise. Join now and start earning points with every visit. R.J. Gator’s is now<br />
offering curbside to go service, so stop in for a fun night or pick up some dinner to take<br />
home.<br />
Seven Bridges<br />
Style: Resturant / Bar<br />
Location: 9735 Gate Parkway N.<br />
Contact: 7bridgesgrille.com<br />
Phone - 997-1999<br />
Elxir<br />
Color<br />
Are you ready for the taste of award winning lagers and made from scratch food? Then<br />
head over to Seven Bridges. Sister company of A1A Works and Ragtime, Seven Bridges<br />
has a relaxing atmosphere with seating both inside and out. Ales and lagers are SUN brewed<br />
right there in the restaurant, many of which are found only at Seven Bridges, such as<br />
Sweet Magnolia Brown Ale.<br />
Seven Bridges is serving dishes from pizza and sandwiches to main entrees such as Cajun<br />
Fettuccine and Blackened Mahi Mahi. All pizzas feature signature, homemade crust<br />
tossed with a splash of Sweet Magnolia Brown Ale for added taste. Whether you want to<br />
stop in for a quick lunch or a fine dining experience Seven Bridges offers a great ambiance<br />
for either occasion.<br />
Mellow Mushroom<br />
Style: Pizzeria<br />
Location: 9734 Deer Lake Court<br />
Contact: mellowmushroom.com<br />
Phone: 997-1955<br />
Mellow Mushroom, in the heart of Tinselton Town, is more than just your average pizza<br />
place. With psychedelic paintings covering the walls and mushrooms hanging from the<br />
ceiling for a “trippy” décor, this place is great for a quick bite to eat. Mellow Mushroom<br />
bakes everything to order so you <strong>know</strong> you’re getting the best quality food, and while<br />
you’re waiting, grab a beer; specials everyday.<br />
Try one of their specialty pizzas with over 30 toppings to chose from, I promise you will<br />
not be disappointed. However, pizza is not thier only forte, stop in for hoagies, salads<br />
and calzones. Mellow Mushroom also offers live entertainment on weekend nights; this<br />
place is perfect for lunch, dinner and a night out with your friends.<br />
16 <strong>You</strong> <strong>know</strong> you’re a <strong>drunk</strong> <strong>when</strong>...<br />
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the lamp shade award<br />
The Dos and Don’ts of Holiday Office Parties<br />
Unless you are a non-contributor to society, which you may be if you are reading<br />
this magazine, you have a job and therefore have been to office parties. <strong>You</strong> no<br />
doubt have witnessed someone making a jerk out of themselves or you yourself<br />
have been seen doing something regrettable. At my first out-of-college office<br />
party, I ended up smoking pot with my boss’ husband outside the restaurant. Not<br />
only did that piss her off, she now had probable cause to fire my stupid butt.<br />
Luckily, her husband worked for us too, so my job was safe. Here are several hints<br />
that can help you keep your job and your dignity. Much like your virginity, you will<br />
never get these back.<br />
DO wear office appropriate garb. Unless you work in a bar or a strip club, tone<br />
down your outfit. Otherwise, I’d say dress as scandalously as you please. However,<br />
for this event, your comptroller doesn’t need to <strong>know</strong> that you like to show off<br />
your hairy chest wearing loud polyester shirts with the buttons four too many undone.<br />
DON’T drink to excess. I cannot stress this one enough. If this party serves<br />
alcohol, watch your intake. Eggnog may be a delicious and frothy holiday treat,<br />
but eggnog regurgitated on your boss’ loafers after you hit on his wife, well, that’ll<br />
cost ya’.<br />
DO make sure your date is up to speed on the office personnel details.<br />
If the owner of your company has a lazy eye or a huge mole on her<br />
face, warn your date ahead of time. Sadly, we are not well-mannered<br />
creatures and you don’t want to get extra work on Monday because<br />
your boyfriend couldn’t quit staring like a deer in headlights at<br />
your boss’ abnormality.<br />
DON”T go in the copy room. 500 copies of your ass plastered<br />
all over the office is not a good idea. Not only could a stunt<br />
like this get you fired for sexual harassment, no woman will<br />
want to go near you. All<br />
you’ll end up with is<br />
no job and a nickname like<br />
Dingleberry.<br />
DO mingle. There is<br />
nothing worse<br />
than a wallflower. <strong>You</strong> don’t have to have detailed conversations with every<br />
attendee, however, you should at the very least, just get in a few breezy words<br />
with the powers that be, especially in a large corporation. I realized in college,<br />
that I got better grades if I introduced myself to the professor. The same rule<br />
applies to the workforce. Who do you think will get a promotion, the guy who<br />
plays with himself in the corner all night or the guy who’s name is <strong>know</strong>n?<br />
DON’T sing karaoke unless you really have a voice like Celine Dion or at<br />
least Dion Warwick. No matter how beautiful you may think your version of<br />
Silent Night sounds, be honest with yourself. Most professional singers have<br />
a hard time with hitting the notes of that holiday favorite and honey you are<br />
no professional. This will surely land you in the butt of jokes at the Monday<br />
morning water cooler.<br />
DO thank your host/hostess before you check out. Make sure it is apparent that<br />
you appreciate all of the work that went into the planning process. Granted,<br />
if you had been in charge of decorating, you may not have gone the route of a<br />
papier-mâché snowman, but some poor fool put a lot of heart and tears into the<br />
carrot nose.<br />
DON’T drink and drive. Not only could the company be held liable<br />
should anything happen to you while driving home sloshed from<br />
the party, it looks extremely irresponsible should you<br />
survive your stupidity.<br />
DO enjoy yourself! Just make sure you don’t end up<br />
with a lamp shade on your desk the following Monday.<br />
Written By: Courtney Nichols<br />
18 <strong>You</strong> <strong>know</strong> you’re a <strong>drunk</strong> <strong>when</strong>...<br />
On 8th day of Christmas my true love gave to me 8 Margaritas, 7 Dry Martinis, 6 Bloody Marys,
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The Dueling Pianos Craze<br />
Every weekend starts to feel like the previous one. Yeah, you have fun, but you are<br />
starting to get a little tired of the status quo. <strong>You</strong> keep running into the same people and<br />
sure they’re fun, but you want to meet someone different for once or try something new<br />
for a change. Same old story. Different weekend. As Jacksonville and the Beaches grow,<br />
so does the desire to have the same entertainment as other markets such as Orlando,<br />
Miami, Chicago, and Atlanta. We want the top restaurants, the best concerts as well as the<br />
great entertainment venues. Why not,<br />
we are the fourteenth largest city in<br />
the US.<br />
One of the fasting growing genres on<br />
the entertainment scene that is in all<br />
those other markets nearly made it to<br />
Jacksonville at the end of 2005. On<br />
November 4, 2005, the Jacksonville<br />
Business Journal wrote a story titled,<br />
“Piano Bar Eyes Landing Location.”<br />
National dueling piano bar, Howl at<br />
the Moon was looking at opening<br />
their 14th location right on our<br />
riverfront. The deal fell through, but<br />
Jacksonville didn’t lose hope.<br />
Many larger markets have been<br />
franchising piano bars due to their<br />
guaranteed-good-time atmosphere.<br />
For those who don’t <strong>know</strong> or have<br />
never been to a dueling piano bar<br />
the concept is quite simple. Two<br />
piano players/entertainers play songs<br />
the audience dictates. So it’s like<br />
watching a band where all they play is<br />
dedications? Not at all. Nor is it two<br />
piano players trying to out-perform<br />
each other. Rather, the two players<br />
work together to provide a highenergy<br />
show in which the audience is<br />
as much a part of the entertainment as is the performers. <strong>You</strong> won’t find another form of<br />
entertainment that can match what the dueling pianos players can do. These aren’t your<br />
old piano teachers on keyboards. These are funny, artistic, showmen who play popular<br />
songs, requested by the audience as well as comedic lyrics in place of some standard lyrics,<br />
light-hearted roasts of audience members, and a high-energy mix of music and comedy.<br />
The show is different from night to night.<br />
Finally the dueling piano craze landed in Jacksonville this past summer. In June, 2006,<br />
Crazy 88s Dueling Pianos opened up their first location in the Tinseltown Shopping<br />
Center. Crazy 88s Dueling Pianos teamed up with Dick’s Wings Tinseltown, to bring a<br />
new form of entertainment to the Southside area. The talent for each show is different<br />
every weekend. Crazy 88s books top players who perform at Howl at the Moon, Sing<br />
Sing, and other dueling piano bars around the country and bring them to Jacksonville.<br />
Crazy 88s looked at several venues to host Crazy 88s Dueling Pianos, and finally selected<br />
Dick’s Wings because of their central location, demographics and room size. The<br />
Southside area continues to grow, but until now there really hasn’t been a bar in the<br />
Tinseltown area that provides this<br />
type of great entertainment on a<br />
regular basis.<br />
Most recently, Crazy 88s opened<br />
their second location at the Beach<br />
inside the front part of the Ocean<br />
Club. With the success of the first<br />
location it seemed obvious to provide<br />
the same entertainment to the<br />
thousands of people who love going<br />
out in Jax Beach area every weekend.<br />
Teaming up with the Ocean Club<br />
and converting the front bar, what<br />
used to be Bubba’s Lounge, into their<br />
second location. Sharing the same<br />
excitement of opening a dueling<br />
piano bar at the beach, the Ocean<br />
Club invested into the conversion<br />
of the old Bubba’s Lounge. Now<br />
completely redesigned, Crazy 88s<br />
newest location resides in what is<br />
now called The Lounge at Ocean<br />
Club. The same format can be<br />
found at the Beaches location with<br />
different top players from other cities<br />
performing every weekend.<br />
Dueling pianos has the reputation of<br />
being a fun and energetic show that<br />
can be found in many major markets.<br />
Crazy 88s management <strong>know</strong>s it’s important for them to continue to bring in different<br />
talent every weekend so the show is always new. Having this new form of entertainment<br />
is something Jacksonville needs in order to continue to grow its nightlife scene. If you are<br />
ready to try something different or shake off your old drinking habits, visit either location<br />
this weekend.<br />
Crazy 88s Dueling Pianos is open every Friday and Saturday night. The Tinseltown<br />
location starts each night at 9:00 pm and the players perform until 1:00am. The players at<br />
the Beaches location start each Friday and Saturday at 10:00pm and play until 2:00am. For<br />
more information or for reservations on Jacksonville’s only dueling piano bar, Crazy 88s,<br />
visit their website: www.jaxduelingpianos.com or call (904) 394-7196.<br />
20 On 9th day of Christmas my true love <strong>You</strong> gave <strong>know</strong> to me 9 you’re Manhattans, a <strong>drunk</strong> 8 Margaritas, <strong>when</strong>... 7 Dry Martinis,
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Drinking on a Budget<br />
Continued from pg. 7<br />
Generally no students have class on Fridays unless they got screwed and had no choice<br />
other than to take a Friday class. On Thursday nights there are many places with good<br />
drink specials but Twisted Sister’s (Beach<br />
Blvd) has an advantage over other venues at<br />
Jax Beach. Twisted Sister’s has live reggae<br />
every Thursday night along with $1 draft<br />
beers. There is no entrance fee like other<br />
places around the beach. Twisted Sister’s<br />
also has a fun atmosphere with eclectic<br />
pictures all over the walls, a ping-pong<br />
table, couches in the back and vintage vinyl<br />
album covers everywhere. <strong>You</strong> cannot go<br />
to Twisted on Thursdays without being<br />
surrounded by beet-necks and dreads. I<br />
danced with an avid reggae lover, he taught<br />
me the “crane”, a popular move among the<br />
Rasta culture. In all, I only spent $12 which<br />
included seven nice size drafts and a $5 tip,<br />
I had a nice buzz and danced for the rest of<br />
the night.<br />
The next night (Friday) is always spent at<br />
Spare Time (N. 3rd St.). Reggae is a great<br />
genre for people who like to go out and feel<br />
the music and let the music move them.<br />
Again, there is no entrance fee and they<br />
have great drink specials for someone on a<br />
budget; Jager shots are $3, Jager bombs are only $4, Bush Light, Natural Light and PBRs<br />
in a can are $1. Some of their other specials include Miller Lite cans for $1.50, $2 calls and<br />
$4.25 Socos. With drinks like these how could you go wrong? Last Friday I was singledout<br />
by one of the band members of De Lions of Jah to come dance with them on stage. It<br />
was fun, but one song was enough for me. I had a blast and only spent $11 plus a $5 tip.<br />
(Being a pretty unattached female I was able to score a few free shots from various guys<br />
that I met during the night.)<br />
I spent my final night of fun at my usual Saturday<br />
night spot, Sneakers (Beach Blvd) where I get to<br />
visit my favorite bartender, Christian. Christian<br />
is always on top of his game. As soon as he sees<br />
me, he has an ice-cold Bud Light bottle and a<br />
shot of Jager lined on the bar. Although Sneakers<br />
is a sports grill, if you go with good company you<br />
can enjoy some great late night specials. Every<br />
Friday and Saturday night from 12 a.m. to 2 a.m.<br />
is happy hour with $2 calls like Jager, 1800 and<br />
Soco, $1.50 domestic bottles and $2 domestic<br />
beers. Sneakers is my style on Saturdays because<br />
it is less crowded and you don’t have to scream to<br />
have a conversation with someone. For the entire<br />
night I spent only $19, which included five beers,<br />
a three shots of Jager and a $5.50 tip. Christian<br />
being a great bartender and friend who enjoys my<br />
company bought me a couple shots. As a custom,<br />
the people in my group tend to buy a round of<br />
shots for everyone. We take turns on whose week<br />
it is to do so.<br />
I had a blast last weekend; I listened to some great music, drank cheap drinks, enjoyed<br />
great company and only spent $47 for three full nights of fun. Anyone on a small budget<br />
can enjoy a weekend of fun at bars. All you need is to check out local specials in the Buzz<br />
and find a few people to buy you a couple drinks.<br />
22 <strong>You</strong> <strong>know</strong> you’re a <strong>drunk</strong> <strong>when</strong>...<br />
On 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me 10 Sex-on-the beaches, 9 Manhattans, 8 Margaritas, 7 Dry Martinis,
Know <strong>You</strong>r Stuff!<br />
1. What were used as the first Christmas stockings?<br />
2. What type of tree is often used as a Christmas tree?<br />
3. Where do reindeer live, besides the North Pole?<br />
4. What is the traditional Christmas flower?<br />
5. What was the 1st Christmas tree decorated with?<br />
6. Hanukkah is celebrated during what month?<br />
7. Hanukkah lasts for how many days?<br />
8. Who is the Hebrew warrior that’s commemorated in Hanukkah?<br />
9. Are Santa’s Reindeer Male or Female? Male reindeer generally shed their<br />
antlers before Dec. 25th, whereas the females retain theirs until at least Jan. The reindeer pulling<br />
Santa’s sleigh are always shown as having antlers, so Santa’s reindeer must all be females.<br />
10. Are Reindeer Really Deer? Yes. Reindeer are a species of deer located in the<br />
Arctic regions. The largest Reindeer can reach four feet high at the shoulder and weigh up to 250<br />
pounds. It is believed that there are no longer any wild Reindeer, the entire species seems to have<br />
been domesticated. Each Reindeer can pull up to twice its own weight, making it an ideal for pulling a<br />
sleigh loaded with any amount of cargo. 9 Reindeer could pull a sleigh with 13,500 lbs of toys for an<br />
unlimited amount of time.<br />
1. Children’s long socks 2. Fir Tree 3. Northern Europe and Asia 4. Poinsettia<br />
5. Red Apples 6. December 7. Eight 8. Judas Maccabeus<br />
Joke of the Month<br />
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,<br />
“What are you charged with?” “Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied<br />
the defendant. “That’s no offense,” said the judge. “How early were you doing<br />
this shopping?” “Before the store opened,” countered the prisoner.<br />
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Catergory: Holiday Beers<br />
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BLITZEN<br />
COMET<br />
CUPID<br />
DANCER<br />
DASHER<br />
DECEMBER<br />
Word Search<br />
R C T H R V H H C E Q B K S<br />
H E X H I E P G O O L F T E<br />
P J I X G L B T I I M U S A<br />
R A E N O I E M T E F E H I<br />
E N T D D L N Z E F L R T T<br />
S M U N T E E T I C H S A T<br />
E R W S A N E N N C E R E E<br />
N N I T R S G R L E X D R S<br />
T M T S I L H S I W L U W N<br />
S P R A N C E R K V R I C I<br />
S L L A H E H T K C E D S O<br />
H T O G O N G G E U H I E P<br />
S T O C K I N G S Z S P L T<br />
D A N C E R R Q H Y A U F X<br />
B R E D N O D V M E D C Z E<br />
DECKTHEHALLS<br />
DONDER<br />
EGGNOG<br />
ELF<br />
MISTLETOE<br />
POINSETTIA<br />
PRANCER<br />
PRESENTS<br />
REINDEER<br />
RUDOLPH<br />
SANTA<br />
SILENTNIGHT<br />
SLEIGH<br />
STOCKINGS<br />
STUFFING<br />
VIXEN<br />
WISHLIST<br />
WREATHS<br />
KRINGEBRICED<br />
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UMINTS WRITEM<br />
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HAPPY HOUR PARTIES<br />
For more information and your chance to win a free<br />
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394-7196<br />
SIR MADEM SANTAW<br />
Clue:<br />
Where does everyone want to be during the Holidays?<br />
Breckinridge, Snow Cap, Sam Adams Winter, Christmas Ale, Summit Winter; Answer: Under Mistletoe<br />
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12/1 Crazy 88s(Beaches) 9-10pm<br />
12/1 Crazy 88s (Dick’s Wings) 7-9pm<br />
12/7 Atlantic Theatre Comedy Club 7-9pm<br />
12/8 Aromas 6-8pm<br />
12/8 Crazy 88s(Beaches) 9-10pm<br />
12/8 Crazy 88s (Dick’s Wings) 7-9pm<br />
12/14 The Grape 6-8pm<br />
12/14 Harmonious Monks 6:30-9:30pm<br />
12/15 Crazy 88s(Beaches) 9-10pm<br />
12/15 Crazy 88s(Dick’s Wings) 7-9pm<br />
12/21 Atlantic Theatres Comedy Club 7-9pm<br />
12/22 Crazy 88s(Beaches) 9-10pm<br />
12/29 Crazy 88s(Beaches) 9-10pm<br />
12/29 Crazy 88s(Dick’s Wings) 9-10pm<br />
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Call - 232-3001<br />
24 <strong>You</strong> <strong>know</strong> you’re a <strong>drunk</strong> <strong>when</strong>...<br />
On 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me 11 Screaming Orgasms, 10 Sex-on-the beaches, 9 Manhattans, 8 Margaritas,
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JOBS<br />
Anderson Outdoors<br />
Now hiring Landscape<br />
Technitians and Landscape and<br />
Pest Control Sales People.<br />
Contact Chris at 904-716-8118<br />
On The Rocks<br />
Now hiring bartenders.<br />
Contact Hani at 685-5268<br />
14286 Beach Blvd.<br />
Aqua Grill<br />
Now interviewing for positions<br />
of Line Cooks and Pantry. Great<br />
Pay and Benefits. Apply in<br />
person or Fax resume to<br />
285-3017<br />
Contact Cary Paige- GM<br />
950 Sawgrass Village, Ponte<br />
Vedra Beach.<br />
Red Lion Tavern<br />
Now hiring short order cook<br />
and bartendars. Aloha<br />
touchscreen experience<br />
preferred. Must have Florida<br />
food server card and experience<br />
in short order cooking.<br />
Contact: Kandace Stokes or Pat<br />
Ketch 904-353-6891. 2104<br />
Talleyrand Ave.<br />
Jacksonville, Fl 32206<br />
Jaxbars.com<br />
Now hiring positions for<br />
promotional work.<br />
Contact Mike White at<br />
904-394-7196<br />
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Christian- see you around town, sorry it<br />
didn’t work out - CF<br />
Atlantic Theatres Comedy Club- the<br />
Kevin Pollack show was one of the Best<br />
shows I have ever seen. - mat dog<br />
Christmas time is here- so go get your<br />
eggnog and your mistletoe and have a<br />
great holiday! - Santa<br />
All of you people that shopped on the<br />
day after Thanksgiving- YOU ARE<br />
CRAZY! - Patrick<br />
Chris and Brandy- congrats on your kid,<br />
he looks beautiful<br />
Be sure to check out the new look of<br />
the Jaxbars.com Buzz in January<br />
- Buzz Staff<br />
Britney Spears- now is our final time,<br />
lets put all the childish games aside,<br />
now that you are divorced we can be<br />
together. – <strong>You</strong>r stalker<br />
Karri and Charles- Congrats and thanks<br />
for giving me a nephew! - Aunt Amy<br />
HOROSCOPES<br />
Aries (March 21- April 19)<br />
Hope you are ready for some action. Not so much because you are looking dapper, but more likely the person you<br />
are with is extremely horny this month. Don’t have a partner? Not my problem. Whine to someone else.<br />
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)<br />
Romance this month for you Taurus is like a yellow traffic signal. What does that mean? One of two<br />
things: either you either need to slow down or speed up. I can only tell you so much. <strong>You</strong> figure it out!<br />
Gemini (May 21 – June 21)<br />
Moon ain’t digging you this month, & that’s never good. Looks like you & your mate may be up for a few rounds.<br />
Not in bed, but rather in the boxing ring. Try not to argue too much this month, & we’ll try to fix it in 2007.<br />
Cancer (June 22 – July 22)<br />
Careful Cancer. Careful because everyone wants either to be with you or on you! Romance is in the<br />
air stronger than the smell of pine. Take advantage and celebrate the holidays with style & go all out.<br />
Leo (July 23 – August 22)<br />
<strong>You</strong> are irresistible; wait… that word is irrepressible. (What ever that means?) I hate copying other<br />
horoscopes <strong>when</strong> they use big words. Anyways,...just be good this month & get things under control.<br />
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)<br />
What’s that? The Stars are saying things are looking up this month in the love department. Put that<br />
energy to work and get the sparks flying. This is usually where I put in dry remark, but hey, it’s the<br />
Holidays. I will resist this one time<br />
Libra (September 23 – October 22)<br />
Ah, that Calvin & Hobbes just cracks me up. Why can’t his parents talk to Hobbes like he can?<br />
Because it’s imaginary, just like the odds of you cuddling up to someone nice this month unless you get<br />
out there and speak your mind. Quit being afraid to express yourself. Get on with it.<br />
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)<br />
<strong>You</strong>r attempts to be savvy are finally paying off. The rest of us are done laughing at you and are finally taking<br />
notice. Don’t worry, we will find something else to poke fun at you, but for the mean time, rock-on Don Juan.<br />
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)<br />
What’s up happy-go-lucky? <strong>You</strong> have been bitten by the love bug bad. The first person to make you<br />
laugh is going to win your heart over. I would stay away from the Comedy Clubs. Those guys are downright-funny,<br />
but they travel a lot and the medical benefits are lousy.<br />
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)<br />
<strong>You</strong> are so busy with dreaming of what presents you are getting, that not only are the going to be<br />
let-down, but you are missing out enjoying time with the one you’re with. Heads out of the clouds this<br />
month or you may have a lot of alone time in your future.<br />
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)<br />
Holiday spirits have gotten the better of you. And yes, I mean spirits as in liquor. Go get your <strong>drunk</strong> on and<br />
see what romance ensues. This should be a fun one to watch.<br />
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)<br />
Pisces, don’t be too flashy, go throw your best game at the one you want, because this month it actually<br />
might work. In the words of Clark W. Griswold, “I wouldn’t be more surprised if I woke up tomorrow with my<br />
head sewn to the carpet!” Then again, there is the let down <strong>when</strong> you realize you’re not famous & you spent<br />
all your money.<br />
by the way<br />
Sorry Byron looks like Gerrard is<br />
going to beat you out of a job, now if<br />
only the rest of the team could get it<br />
together...Go Jags! - Big Guy<br />
Katie- Sorry you missed Martini Fest<br />
with Dueling Pianos...it was awesome!<br />
- Jake<br />
Brad- your shirt was awesome, did you<br />
pick up a lot of chicks that night?<br />
- Jealous<br />
Bamy- Angies’ and the O.C. was fun<br />
Thursday. We missed you Suzanne!<br />
- Ramy<br />
Broke Till Friday- <strong>You</strong> guys put on an<br />
awesome show can’t wait to see you<br />
again! - Broke Till Wednesday<br />
Go Gators SEC Champs!!<br />
- <strong>You</strong>r Biggest Fan<br />
To include a ‘By The Way’ for<br />
next month, email us:<br />
bytheway@jaxbars.com<br />
26 On 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me 12 Alka Seltzer, <strong>You</strong> 11 <strong>know</strong> Screaming you’re Orgasms, a 10 <strong>drunk</strong> Sex-on-the <strong>when</strong>...<br />
beaches, 9 Manhattans,
The Grape<br />
8 Margaritas, 7 Dry Martinis, 6 Bloody Marys, 5 Cuervo Gold, 4 Gin & Tonics, 3 Scotch & Sodas, 2 Pints of Guinness & a glass of Long Island Iced Tea!<br />
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28 <strong>You</strong> <strong>know</strong> you’re a <strong>drunk</strong> <strong>when</strong>...