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On The Rocks
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of Line Cooks and Pantry. Great
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Contact Cary Paige- GM
950 Sawgrass Village, Ponte
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Red Lion Tavern
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touchscreen experience
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Christian- see you around town, sorry it
didn’t work out - CF
Atlantic Theatres Comedy Club- the
Kevin Pollack show was one of the Best
shows I have ever seen. - mat dog
Christmas time is here- so go get your
eggnog and your mistletoe and have a
great holiday! - Santa
All of you people that shopped on the
day after Thanksgiving- YOU ARE
CRAZY! - Patrick
Chris and Brandy- congrats on your kid,
he looks beautiful
Be sure to check out the new look of
the Jaxbars.com Buzz in January
- Buzz Staff
Britney Spears- now is our final time,
lets put all the childish games aside,
now that you are divorced we can be
together. – Your stalker
Karri and Charles- Congrats and thanks
for giving me a nephew! - Aunt Amy
HOROSCOPES
Aries (March 21- April 19)
Hope you are ready for some action. Not so much because you are looking dapper, but more likely the person you
are with is extremely horny this month. Don’t have a partner? Not my problem. Whine to someone else.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Romance this month for you Taurus is like a yellow traffic signal. What does that mean? One of two
things: either you either need to slow down or speed up. I can only tell you so much. You figure it out!
Gemini (May 21 – June 21)
Moon ain’t digging you this month, & that’s never good. Looks like you & your mate may be up for a few rounds.
Not in bed, but rather in the boxing ring. Try not to argue too much this month, & we’ll try to fix it in 2007.
Cancer (June 22 – July 22)
Careful Cancer. Careful because everyone wants either to be with you or on you! Romance is in the
air stronger than the smell of pine. Take advantage and celebrate the holidays with style & go all out.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
You are irresistible; wait… that word is irrepressible. (What ever that means?) I hate copying other
horoscopes when they use big words. Anyways,...just be good this month & get things under control.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
What’s that? The Stars are saying things are looking up this month in the love department. Put that
energy to work and get the sparks flying. This is usually where I put in dry remark, but hey, it’s the
Holidays. I will resist this one time
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Ah, that Calvin & Hobbes just cracks me up. Why can’t his parents talk to Hobbes like he can?
Because it’s imaginary, just like the odds of you cuddling up to someone nice this month unless you get
out there and speak your mind. Quit being afraid to express yourself. Get on with it.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Your attempts to be savvy are finally paying off. The rest of us are done laughing at you and are finally taking
notice. Don’t worry, we will find something else to poke fun at you, but for the mean time, rock-on Don Juan.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
What’s up happy-go-lucky? You have been bitten by the love bug bad. The first person to make you
laugh is going to win your heart over. I would stay away from the Comedy Clubs. Those guys are downright-funny,
but they travel a lot and the medical benefits are lousy.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
You are so busy with dreaming of what presents you are getting, that not only are the going to be
let-down, but you are missing out enjoying time with the one you’re with. Heads out of the clouds this
month or you may have a lot of alone time in your future.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Holiday spirits have gotten the better of you. And yes, I mean spirits as in liquor. Go get your drunk on and
see what romance ensues. This should be a fun one to watch.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Pisces, don’t be too flashy, go throw your best game at the one you want, because this month it actually
might work. In the words of Clark W. Griswold, “I wouldn’t be more surprised if I woke up tomorrow with my
head sewn to the carpet!” Then again, there is the let down when you realize you’re not famous & you spent
all your money.
by the way
Sorry Byron looks like Gerrard is
going to beat you out of a job, now if
only the rest of the team could get it
together...Go Jags! - Big Guy
Katie- Sorry you missed Martini Fest
with Dueling Pianos...it was awesome!
- Jake
Brad- your shirt was awesome, did you
pick up a lot of chicks that night?
- Jealous
Bamy- Angies’ and the O.C. was fun
Thursday. We missed you Suzanne!
- Ramy
Broke Till Friday- You guys put on an
awesome show can’t wait to see you
again! - Broke Till Wednesday
Go Gators SEC Champs!!
- Your Biggest Fan
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next month, email us:
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