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“Whether you’re a guitarist, bassist, drummer, or you play one<br />
of the many less-crucial instruments, don’t be afraid to let your freak<br />
flag flutter and flap during solos!”<br />
musicianship, and that his addiction was to a slightly different<br />
cocktail of hard drugs than the rest of Guns N Roses<br />
were addicted to, and that this critical difference made it<br />
impossible for the band to employ fewer than a dozen drug<br />
dealers full-time, around the clock. <strong>The</strong> word came down<br />
from management: Guns N Roses’ profile was taking on<br />
a vile tarnish in the public eye – the band must limit the<br />
number of full-time drug dealers on official payroll to eight.<br />
At a moment like this, when the reputation and performance<br />
of the band has been threatened, t<strong>here</strong> is little choice: the<br />
likeminded band members must crawl out from the opiate<br />
swamp w<strong>here</strong> they now dwell like hibernating alligators<br />
and mutter or in some way signal that they’re fed up with<br />
the offending member’s irresponsibility, wayward behavior,<br />
and callous disregard for the organization’s wellbeing. <strong>The</strong><br />
lawyers take over from t<strong>here</strong>, making sure that the cancerous<br />
tumor is extirpated before further sullying occurs. This<br />
last bit can become messy. A band like GNR has sufficient<br />
financial clout to purchase a smooth exit: $2000 was wired<br />
into Adler’s account. Later the same day he was kidnapped<br />
by two ex-LAPD officers, then lobotomized by a bribed<br />
prison doctor. Next he was set up with a job in the commissary<br />
of an oil atoll 1,500 miles off the coast of Hawaii.<br />
Adler has been selling Camels, Penthouse, and Reese’s<br />
Peanut Butter Cups ever since. He has refused numerous<br />
job applications from both Slash and Izzy Stradlin.<br />
the deli_18 fall 2010