The Troubleshooters,' by Wang Shuo
The Troubleshooters,' by Wang Shuo
The Troubleshooters,' by Wang Shuo
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46 CHINESE EDUCATION AND SOCIETY<br />
YANG ZHONG: Shall we wait a few more minutes?<br />
Yu GUAN: No. Why should we spoil them? Listen, there’s more than one way to<br />
skin a cat. (Shouts to stagehands) Spotlight! Ready? (Turns to those standing<br />
near <strong>by</strong>) We’ll have to use pumpkins and vegetables as replacements, okay? If<br />
you don’t have anything to do, then go sit on the rostrum. Ma Qing, pass notes to<br />
everyone. Quick!<br />
MA QING, who is holding a pack of notes, gives a note to each person present,<br />
h.IA QING: <strong>The</strong>se are well-known sayings from famous people. Remember, when<br />
the spotlight is on you, you’ll need to project your voice; it needs to be sonorous.<br />
You need to project confidence as if what you’re saying is your own idea.<br />
Yu GUAN: (In a serious tone) Don’t laugh! No one will know that you’re impersonating<br />
a celebrity.<br />
41 ON STAGE / INTERIOR /EVENING<br />
<strong>The</strong> fashion show has just come to an end. Afer ajlurry of drumbeats, the<br />
theater is darkened <strong>The</strong> spotlight is turned onto h.IA QING who had been furtively<br />
showing off in the dark. A famous but seldomly seen author’s name is<br />
announced over the PA system. h.IA QING’S face is a blank: he stares at the<br />
ceiling, resigned to his fate.<br />
hlA QING: I was dead when I was born!<br />
<strong>The</strong> audience erupts in a wild frenzy of enthusiastic applause as the profound<br />
remark filters into each person. Men’s and women’s faces are shown with broad<br />
smiles, and as the camera pans over the group, the lenses of their glasses<br />
sparkle.<br />
<strong>The</strong> spotlight is extinguished. Another burst of drumbeats and another famous,<br />
but seldomly seen poet’s name is announced. LIN PEI is pushed onto the<br />
stage where she is illuminated <strong>by</strong> the spotlight.<br />
LIN PEI: (Her voice trembling) Fresh flowers are blooming on the prairie, while<br />
that which the cattle found to eat here is nothing but forage.<br />
Thunderous applause is heard. Lights are illuminated and extinguished, drums<br />
are heard and silenced<br />
All the so-called literati follow the same pattern as the first two, then bow or