NIST e-NEWS(Vol 80, April 15, 2012)
NIST e-NEWS(Vol 80, April 15, 2012)
NIST e-NEWS(Vol 80, April 15, 2012)
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SAT SAYS: The Last Hooray!!!<br />
Mr. Kewal Krishna, B. Tech., 8 th Sem., Team e_news<br />
It’s time you take out your kerchiefs. Its time you find a shoulder to weep on. Its time you<br />
dive in nostalgia. Its time you savor every word you read. Its time for your beloved, your<br />
champion, your voice to fizz out. The time has come for SAT to die...<br />
Well not just yet. How can SAT depart before giving one of SAT’s famous preaching? Didn’t you all enjoy<br />
those monologues- sometimes rude, sometimes catchy, sometimes biased, sometimes even racist but<br />
always true and insightful. In this final issue SAT won’t do any of that but rather take you through a trip<br />
down memory lane. SAT started out as an acronym for satire. “Satire on Attire”, the first trumpet, though<br />
naive, was well appreciated by you all. Thank You. Students personally came up to the so-called-creator of<br />
SAT, Kewal Krishna (however SAT, has already made it clear in earlier issues that Kewal is just a medium.<br />
SAT is nothing but that voice within you that begs attention but is always unheard and ignored) and<br />
thanked him for writing something related to the students of this college and not about world economics<br />
and politics. Who reads them anyway? From there it became a mandate for SAT. SAT’s sayings would<br />
always then be related to the student fraternity.<br />
Next in the series was, “P for Placements”. It was the only occasion when you all wanted to follow the<br />
placement department’s advice sincerely. Well almost sincerely, except when it came to attending the PPTs<br />
or bringing in a photo attached CV or wearing a tie. “Strike it out” was the next memorandum wherein SAT<br />
urged the student fraternity to strike against the university strike. The semesters are 3 months and the<br />
exams, Dear Lord, are 2 months long. It can happen only in our dear BPUT. “Waka Waka” was where SAT<br />
brought to you the <strong>April</strong> fool’s joke played on all Indians by Shakira (now this is where “O la la” fits.<br />
Listening Bappi da? Not Vidya, Shakira), that Waka Waka was the FIFA world cup theme. It actually meant<br />
Wake and Whack for us Indians. Wake up from the dream of 3.25 package and whack out the depravity<br />
prevailing in the country by becoming IASs, politicians, policemen and so on. “The death of GOD” was a<br />
correspondence form He Himself requesting you all to let secularism prevail. SAT does not deny the fact<br />
that it was an opportunistic time to say so as this all took place in the wake of the judgment of the Babri<br />
demolition. Then the Golden period came for SAT where SAT’s popularity rose and rose and rose. (It’s no<br />
secret that SAT likes to brag)<br />
“<strong>NIST</strong> leaks” based on Wiki leaks were received with great appreciation. That Sagar Xerox’s methods were<br />
monopolistic or that the faculty was also tired of taking classes were all revealed in this cable. “V day”<br />
made fun of girls and their unreal desire for perfect love and the more perplexing one, soft toys. It also<br />
showed how boys spend their mess bills to get those teddies and chocolates. SAT continued the tradition<br />
in “International Men’s Day” demanding a day in recognition of the opposite’s opposite gender. Men duh...<br />
Don’t you hate it when a girl gets ahead of you in the queue and gets the last available tickets of your<br />
favorite movie? How often do you have to get up in a bus or train so that the pretty lady there can be<br />
seated? Don’t you despise the fact that you have to carry around the entire luggage whenever you are<br />
traveling? And how often have you to pay the bill just because you don’t put a lipstick or a suns crème or<br />
mascara…the list can go on and on and on….It was then that SAT proposed a day for the anger amongst<br />
peace, for the greed amongst sacrifice, for the ruthless amongst love, for the problem amongst solution.<br />
How about an INTERNATIONAL MEN’s DAY on the 30 th of FEBRUARY because that’s how the dark and<br />
handsome had turned dark to the women in their life for the past thousands of years- oblivious to their<br />
needs and butchers of their desires. SAT’s last gig featuring the fairer sex was “A or I” where SAT unearthed<br />
an interesting phenomena that 87.5% of the girls studying at <strong>NIST</strong> from its inception have had a name<br />
ending with, yeah you guessed it right, an “a” or an “i”. After this SAT brought before you “Resolutions<br />
<strong>2012</strong>” where SAT tactfully showed that the resolution of every boy was to get a girl and that of girls were<br />
to get slim, to get fairer, and to buy clothes… SAT was brought to you the resolutions of famous personalities<br />
like that of the man with the turban having a resolution of making one decision on his own.<br />
It has been a great journey. The love and support you extended mesmerized SAT and SAT always<br />
acknowledged them in the issues. THANK YOU. Now it’s time to say the goodbyes. SAT hopes you would<br />
remember SAT as SAT would always remember you.<br />
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National Institute of Science & Technology, Berhampur, 761008 20 of 22