Vol. 2 No. 1 - Modernist Magazines Project
Vol. 2 No. 1 - Modernist Magazines Project
Vol. 2 No. 1 - Modernist Magazines Project
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53 APRIL THE FIFTH<br />
corridors that suggest the last walk in Mountjoy, taken<br />
the strategically placed chair, and gazed across half-anacre<br />
of desk at what seems by now the whole bench of<br />
Revenue Commissioners opposite—by that time the sap<br />
who does not rise before you begins to look very much like<br />
the Head Lad indeed !<br />
There it is. Seven million pounds ! It is got by a lot<br />
of well-organised routine, the mixture-as-before of perspiration<br />
and inspiration, and an occasional bit of gunning<br />
up and down the back-trails of Commerce. Profit-making<br />
is a matter of exchange—and it is well for the wicked to<br />
remember that the party of the first part may not always<br />
give the same version as the party of the second-part.<br />
Commerce, these days, is almost distressingly a matter of<br />
Record. And the Inspector's net is wide. It is, moreover,<br />
one thing to suppress profits and another to keep them<br />
hidden, even if all defaulters may not be so thoughtless<br />
as the one reputed to have disclosed three banking accounts<br />
and then handed over a cheque for his Taxes drawn on a<br />
fourth. On the whole if you must have excitement it will,<br />
therefore, probably come less expensive in the end if you<br />
stick to barratry, cycling without lights, or playing solo<br />
with strange men on a Race Special. So the Inspector<br />
asks a lot of questions, and checks all the answers. But<br />
he is fair. (Well—fairly fair !) He will be the first to<br />
admit that he only gets the millions because the community<br />
is willing. (Well—fairly willing !) If he happens<br />
to be in an expansive mood and can articulate with his<br />
tongue in his cheek he may even add the old slogan<br />
about * soliciting the favour of a continuance of your<br />
esteemed patronage/ But, my brothers . . . there is one<br />
slogan which, much as we may plead it, he will always<br />
shy at. He will explain impartially, expound learnedly,<br />
listen patiently, but he will never fully line up to the<br />
adulatory * miah ' of the nineteen-eleven-and-three'rs that<br />
the customer is always right.