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A Tribute to Medical Stereotypes<br />
A doctor’s a person, some short and<br />
some tall,<br />
Some have brown hair or blonde hair<br />
or no hair at all.<br />
Some are black, some are white, some<br />
are Vietnamese,<br />
Some allergic to nuts, some intolerant<br />
of cheese.<br />
Some doctors are nice and some<br />
doctors are mean,<br />
And a whole bunch of doctors are<br />
right in between.<br />
But stereotypes do exist, and I’m not<br />
an apologist—<br />
<strong>The</strong>re’s a distinct type of person for<br />
each type of -ologist.<br />
Orthopods are jocks, and<br />
nephrologists nerds,<br />
GI guys are for some reason interested<br />
in turds.<br />
Endocrinologists are very cerebral,<br />
OB-GYNs, enough attitude to fill a<br />
cathedral.<br />
Psychiatrists have issues, and write<br />
really long notes.<br />
Dermatologists like sunscreen and<br />
buy really fast boats.<br />
Radiologists and pathologists are an<br />
interesting bunch,<br />
<strong>The</strong>y either don’t like windows or<br />
patients too much.<br />
Pediatricians are kooky, but patient<br />
and warm.<br />
ER docs are crazy, but serene in a<br />
storm.<br />
Surgeons are pompous, but<br />
talented, too.<br />
So, you medical students, which<br />
stereotype are you?<br />
Daniel Shumer<br />
Mr. Shumer is a member of the Class of<br />
<strong>2008</strong> at the Feinberg School of Medicine of<br />
Northwestern University. His address is: 1050<br />
W. Roscoe #2, Chicago, Illinois 60657. E-mail:<br />
dshumer@md.northwestern.edu.<br />
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