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Man: I just watched a film where a man’s wife is brutally murdered<br />
by a serial killer and his son is left physically disabled. In a<br />
twisted turn of events his son is kidnapped and he has to<br />
chase the kidnapper thousands of miles with the help of a<br />
mentally disabled woman.<br />
Woman: What is it called?<br />
Man: Finding Nemo.<br />
Wife: “How would you describe me?”<br />
Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.”<br />
Wife: “What does that mean?”<br />
Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful,<br />
elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.”<br />
Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?”<br />
Husband: “I’m just kidding!”<br />
FUN<br />
TEXTING ABBREVIATIONS<br />
by Lilien Gruber & Ryan Arnott 8C<br />
Teenagers these days use many abbreviations. This way they can<br />
chat easier and more quickly. Here are some abbreviations:<br />
idk<br />
I don’t know<br />
Idc<br />
I don’t care<br />
Lol<br />
Laughing out loud<br />
Btw<br />
By the way<br />
Yolo<br />
You only live once<br />
DIY<br />
Do it yourself<br />
Ily<br />
I love you<br />
F9<br />
Fine<br />
H8<br />
Hate<br />
How r u<br />
How are you<br />
Gr8<br />
Great<br />
pls<br />
Please<br />
w/ someone With someone<br />
xoxo<br />
Hugs& Kisses<br />
omg<br />
Oh my God<br />
HBD<br />
Happy birthday<br />
B4<br />
Before<br />
cuz<br />
because<br />
CU L8R<br />
See you later<br />
BFF<br />
Best friends forever<br />
brb<br />
Be right back<br />
Gf/bf<br />
Girlfriend/boyfriend<br />
Man: When I see your smile, I already see<br />
our next meeting.<br />
Woman: Oh, you’re so charming!<br />
Man: No, I’m dentist.<br />
Roses are red<br />
Violets are blue<br />
Faces like yours<br />
Belong in the zoo<br />
But don’t be mad<br />
I’ll be there too<br />
Not in a cage<br />
But laughing at you<br />
by Karina Rác & Lili Lóránth<br />
Solution: What is it?<br />
It´s a batfish.