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Man: I just watched a film where a man’s wife is brutally murdered<br />

by a serial killer and his son is left physically disabled. In a<br />

twisted turn of events his son is kidnapped and he has to<br />

chase the kidnapper thousands of miles with the help of a<br />

mentally disabled woman.<br />

Woman: What is it called?<br />

Man: Finding Nemo.<br />

Wife: “How would you describe me?”<br />

Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.”<br />

Wife: “What does that mean?”<br />

Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful,<br />

elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.”<br />

Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?”<br />

Husband: “I’m just kidding!”<br />

FUN<br />

TEXTING ABBREVIATIONS<br />

by Lilien Gruber & Ryan Arnott 8C<br />

Teenagers these days use many abbreviations. This way they can<br />

chat easier and more quickly. Here are some abbreviations:<br />

idk<br />

I don’t know<br />

Idc<br />

I don’t care<br />

Lol<br />

Laughing out loud<br />

Btw<br />

By the way<br />

Yolo<br />

You only live once<br />

DIY<br />

Do it yourself<br />

Ily<br />

I love you<br />

F9<br />

Fine<br />

H8<br />

Hate<br />

How r u<br />

How are you<br />

Gr8<br />

Great<br />

pls<br />

Please<br />

w/ someone With someone<br />

xoxo<br />

Hugs& Kisses<br />

omg<br />

Oh my God<br />

HBD<br />

Happy birthday<br />

B4<br />

Before<br />

cuz<br />

because<br />

CU L8R<br />

See you later<br />

BFF<br />

Best friends forever<br />

brb<br />

Be right back<br />

Gf/bf<br />

Girlfriend/boyfriend<br />

Man: When I see your smile, I already see<br />

our next meeting.<br />

Woman: Oh, you’re so charming!<br />

Man: No, I’m dentist.<br />

Roses are red<br />

Violets are blue<br />

Faces like yours<br />

Belong in the zoo<br />

But don’t be mad<br />

I’ll be there too<br />

Not in a cage<br />

But laughing at you<br />

by Karina Rác & Lili Lóránth<br />

Solution: What is it?<br />

It´s a batfish.

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