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<strong>Underground</strong> <strong>Frats</strong><br />
The heat had been<br />
coming down all week,<br />
and things were far too<br />
dangerous to try anything<br />
close to home. So toward <strong>the</strong><br />
end of <strong>the</strong> week, <strong>the</strong> two men<br />
notified o<strong>the</strong>rs that <strong>the</strong>y'd<br />
found a safe locale for <strong>the</strong><br />
operation. Leaving instructions<br />
for everyone coming to <strong>the</strong><br />
secret meeting to take<br />
different routes, <strong>the</strong>y drove<br />
cautiously through town, taking<br />
care to see that <strong>the</strong>y were<br />
not followed, and <strong>the</strong>n proceeded<br />
along a deserted<br />
highway for about 30 miles.<br />
The man on <strong>the</strong> passenger<br />
side unfolded a hand-drawn<br />
map antt? watched carefully for<br />
<strong>the</strong> spot where <strong>the</strong>y were to<br />
turn off. The road took <strong>the</strong>m<br />
into <strong>the</strong> woods. They drove<br />
until <strong>the</strong>y found three cars<br />
parked beside a fence. Some<br />
of <strong>the</strong> o<strong>the</strong>rs had arrived <strong>the</strong>re before <strong>the</strong>m.<br />
After getting out of <strong>the</strong> car, <strong>the</strong> pair followed <strong>the</strong><br />
map to a small cabin in a clearing. A half-dozen o<strong>the</strong>r<br />
young men greeted <strong>the</strong>m with cryptic signs and handshakes.<br />
Satisfied that <strong>the</strong>y were alone and unobserved, <strong>the</strong> group<br />
got down to business, although <strong>the</strong>y still maintained a<br />
watchful eye because <strong>the</strong>y knew that even in this secluded<br />
site, <strong>the</strong>re was still a possibility that one among <strong>the</strong>m was<br />
a traitor who would turn <strong>the</strong>m in to <strong>the</strong> authorities.<br />
Now for <strong>the</strong> multiple choice test. Was this a<br />
ga<strong>the</strong>ring of Maquis resistance fighters in <strong>the</strong> south of<br />
France in 1943? Or perhaps a clandestine conclave of<br />
Christians in <strong>the</strong> USSR during <strong>the</strong> reign of Nikita<br />
Khrushchev? Or a group of Wea<strong>the</strong>rman revolutionaries<br />
during <strong>the</strong> '60s plotting death to fascist Amerika? No, it<br />
was a meeting of an underground fraternity in <strong>the</strong><br />
nor<strong>the</strong>astern United States in 1994.<br />
Security measures like <strong>the</strong> ones described above<br />
are carried out with a certain self-dramatization, but <strong>the</strong>y<br />
are also well justified. Administrators at a number of<br />
American schools, most in <strong>the</strong> Nor<strong>the</strong>ast, are engaged in an<br />
all-out campaign against fraternities and are doing<br />
everything in <strong>the</strong>ir power to stomp <strong>the</strong>m out of existence.<br />
From all appearances, <strong>the</strong>y will be satisfied with nothing<br />
less than <strong>the</strong> elimination of <strong>the</strong> fraternity as a class, a kind<br />
of university version of ethnic cleansing.<br />
But what <strong>the</strong>se administrators havedone, of course,<br />
is not kill fraternities but drive <strong>the</strong>m underground. Banned<br />
from campuses, fraternity bro<strong>the</strong>rs now meet in secret<br />
locations. Their new rituals somewhat resemble <strong>the</strong><br />
candlelight cave meeting in Dead Poets Society combined<br />
with, of course, <strong>the</strong> usual rowdy highjinks that have defined<br />
fraternity life. But college administrators have done<br />
something that a few years ago would have seemed unthinkable.<br />
By <strong>the</strong>ir repression, <strong>the</strong>y have made fraternities<br />
Jimmy Hoffa Move Over, Here's <strong>the</strong> NEA<br />
EDUCATION THUGS<br />
Tl he climactic moment of <strong>the</strong> National Educational<br />
Association' s annual conference in New Orleans came<br />
when California delegate Arlene Pavey stood up and<br />
said she was angry. But, strangely enough, Pavey was<br />
not angry over <strong>the</strong> way that youth violence has left<br />
public school hallways soaked in blood, or about<br />
plummeting test scores and high dropout rates, or<br />
about <strong>the</strong> refashioning of curricula to accord with <strong>the</strong><br />
laws of political correctness, or about what even <strong>the</strong><br />
casual observer must regard as <strong>the</strong> central tragedy of<br />
American public education: <strong>the</strong> fact that most high<br />
school graduates are culturally illiterate and many are<br />
quite literally unable to read <strong>the</strong> diploma handed to<br />
<strong>the</strong>m as <strong>the</strong>y go out into <strong>the</strong> world. No, Arlene Pavey<br />
was angry at.. .Rush Limbaugh!<br />
"This man denigrates teachers," she shouted, "he<br />
denigrates minorities, he denigrates women." As her colleagues<br />
cheered wildly, Pavey proposed a way of dealing with <strong>the</strong><br />
problem. The NEA should begin a boycott of Florida citrus<br />
growers, who had hired Limbaugh to promote <strong>the</strong>ir products on<br />
his radio show. Jeff Wright, an NEA man from <strong>the</strong> offending<br />
state of Florida, followed Pavey to <strong>the</strong> rostrum. "We must now<br />
stand toge<strong>the</strong>r, shoulder-to-shoulder and say no morel" he said.<br />
political, in effect marrying<br />
Animal House and <strong>the</strong> First<br />
Amendment<br />
The anti-fraternity jihad<br />
centers are, as one might<br />
assume, on large state<br />
schools and on a network<br />
of upper-crust private<br />
colleges in <strong>the</strong> Nor<strong>the</strong>ast.<br />
The list of colleges that<br />
have banned or crippled<br />
fraternities includes many<br />
of <strong>the</strong> usual suspects:<br />
Williams, Buck-nell,<br />
Colgate, Tufts, Lowell, and<br />
Wesleyan. Princeton has<br />
campaigned against all-male<br />
eating clubs, and Yale has<br />
pressured its all-male<br />
societies to admit women.<br />
Pennsylvania's Franklin<br />
and Marshall College<br />
withdrew official<br />
recognition of fraternities<br />
and sororities. Administrators<br />
at Lafayette and<br />
Trinity Colleges have conducted<br />
war against <strong>the</strong><br />
Greeks by demanding that fraternities become co-ed.<br />
• As <strong>the</strong> fraternities have gone underground to<br />
survive, schools such as Amherst College have gone an<br />
extra step: setting up a network of snitches to inform on <strong>the</strong><br />
fraternities' secret doings. Students caught engaging in<br />
private acts of fraternization between consenting adults—<br />
even off campus and on <strong>the</strong>ir own time—can expect to be<br />
summarily expelled, suspended, or disqualified from<br />
scholarships and student jobs. Mere membership in a<br />
fraternity, regardless of activity, is enough toearn draconian<br />
punishment at some schools, <strong>the</strong> clearest example of guilt<br />
by association on <strong>the</strong> current political scene.<br />
A glance athistory confirms that fraternity bro<strong>the</strong>rs are<br />
perhaps <strong>the</strong> least likely candidates for life in <strong>the</strong><br />
underground. John Belushi and <strong>the</strong> panty raids of <strong>the</strong> 1950s<br />
notwithstanding, fraternities have been a celebrated facet<br />
of American life since <strong>the</strong> founding of <strong>the</strong> Republic.<br />
Fraternities began as groups of students associating toge<strong>the</strong>r<br />
Please turn to page 8<br />
"If you choose Rush Limbaugh, we choose not to buy Florida<br />
orange juice!" With union chief Keith Geiger calling <strong>the</strong> question<br />
beneath a huge banner reading "NEA MOBILIZES FOR<br />
ACTION," <strong>the</strong> NEA delegates immediately passed <strong>the</strong> boycott<br />
measure. .<br />
As it worked out, this was one of 111 resolutions passed<br />
during <strong>the</strong> NEA's 1994 convention. But only four of <strong>the</strong>m had<br />
anything to do with education, a fact that substantiated what<br />
critics have long said about <strong>the</strong> National Education Association:<br />
Power politics always trumps education in this organization's<br />
scale of values.<br />
And power politics is a game that <strong>the</strong> NEA has learned<br />
to play very adroitly over <strong>the</strong> past 25 years. To compare this<br />
union with <strong>the</strong> Teamsters during Jimmy Hoffa's heyday does not<br />
do <strong>the</strong> NEA full justice. This 2.1-million member organization<br />
has not only surpassed <strong>the</strong> Teamsters as <strong>the</strong> biggest union in <strong>the</strong><br />
United States but is now <strong>the</strong> largest and most powerful union in<br />
<strong>the</strong> world. It swaggers every bit as dramatically as Jimmy<br />
Hoffa's bunch did in <strong>the</strong> '60s and is every bit as intolerant of<br />
dissent—both from within and without. Its behavior in New<br />
Orleans shows that this organization feels good about itself and<br />
perceives its clout to be so strong that it can strike with impunity<br />
at those, such as Rush Limbaugh, who dare oppose it.<br />
And on <strong>the</strong> surface, <strong>the</strong> current NEA seems invulnerable.<br />
Please turn to page 10
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NOVEMBER/DECEMBER<br />
C O M M U N I Q U E S<br />
Overheard on <strong>the</strong> Info Superhighway...<br />
Re: chilly climate-biased study<br />
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WMST-L@UMDD.UMD.EDU<br />
From: kowan@MIT.EDU (Rich Cowan)<br />
Sender WMST-Jj@UMDD.UMD£DU(Women'sStudiesList)<br />
Reply to: WMST-L@UMDD.UMD.EDU (Women Studies<br />
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To: WMST-L@UMDD.UMD.EDU<br />
Hi—please put <strong>the</strong> University Conversion Project on<br />
your mailing list if you have one; we are monitoring <strong>the</strong><br />
right-wing groups who we feel are responsible for<br />
making <strong>the</strong> climate for women much chillier (<strong>the</strong> Center<br />
for Study of Popular Culture [sic] is a prime example) and<br />
we need data to refute <strong>the</strong>ir propagandists claims.<br />
-Rich Cowan UCP Box 748<br />
Cambridge, MA 02142<br />
Wonder Bread and WASPs<br />
I'm not sure how I got on your mailing list, but please feel<br />
free to keep sending me your paper. Both of my parents are<br />
descended from Mayflower pilgrims—good White.Anglo-<br />
Saxon Protestant stock, Daughters of <strong>the</strong> American<br />
Revolution, etc. I had such a good laugh reading your<br />
publication.<br />
It's refreshing to see that you folks<br />
aren't ashamed to have your insecurities splashed across<br />
every article. I think <strong>the</strong> more you publish this kind of<br />
material, <strong>the</strong> more it becomes obvious that you are like<br />
scared little children who have been taught to fear <strong>the</strong> world<br />
as it really is.<br />
Maybe you could find a nice deserted island<br />
stocked with Wonder Bread, mayonnaise, Pat Boone<br />
records, and maybe Michael Hufflngton as your resident<br />
philosopher. Then <strong>the</strong> rest of us can enjoy all of <strong>the</strong> variety •<br />
in <strong>the</strong> world without your drivel polluting our atmosphere.<br />
Carry on <strong>the</strong> good work; <strong>the</strong> more you print <strong>the</strong><br />
more ridiculous and insignificant you appear. By <strong>the</strong> way,<br />
what is it like to live day after day with such hatred? It<br />
seems like such a sad way to pass your time.<br />
Stephen S. Tiger<br />
San Francisco, CA<br />
A Juicier, Funnier Book<br />
Help! "The Highjacking of C.S. Lewis" (October) was a<br />
direct hit except for this error "Lindskoog is now working<br />
on an expanded version of this work to be called Light on<br />
C.S. Lewis's Shadowlands, which will be published with a<br />
foreword by University of Sou<strong>the</strong>rn California religion<br />
professor Robert Ellwood."<br />
The new book, a lot juicier and funnier<br />
than people expect, came out in October—bearing kind<br />
words from Robert Ellwood and 29 o<strong>the</strong>r dignitaries<br />
such as Richard Wilbur (our second Poet Laureate) and<br />
conservative icon Russell Kirk. The title is Light in <strong>the</strong><br />
Shadowlands: Protecting <strong>the</strong> Real C,S. Lewis (Questar,<br />
360 pages, $10.99). If you liked Billingsley's article, you'll<br />
love <strong>the</strong> book. Trust me.<br />
Kathryn Lindskoog<br />
Orange, CA<br />
The CTA on Delivering Mud<br />
When a writer gives me a double negative, I know he's<br />
sending a positive. When he gives me a "double 'clear,'" I<br />
know he's delivering mud.<br />
That is what Craig Hymowitz conveyed in this<br />
part of his Proposition 187 "analysis": "Nearly half <strong>the</strong><br />
money raised to oppose 187 has come from <strong>the</strong> CTA<br />
[California Teachers Association]. And it's clear that <strong>the</strong><br />
teachers' union has clearly ponied up less for reasons of<br />
principle than of pocketbook."<br />
CTA members pride <strong>the</strong>mselves on knowing<br />
clearly and exactly why <strong>the</strong>y "pony up" money in<br />
electoral contests. And <strong>the</strong>ir reasons for opposing Prop.<br />
187 with dollars, votes, and work had nothing to do with<br />
<strong>the</strong>ir pocketbooks. Were Hymowitz an investigative<br />
journalist, ra<strong>the</strong>r than merely on <strong>the</strong> staff of <strong>the</strong><br />
Investigative Journalism Project, he might have attended<br />
<strong>the</strong> meeting of CTA's State Council mat voted to fight Prop<br />
187. Failing that, he might have asked any one of <strong>the</strong><br />
journalists who did cover that session of CTA's policymaking<br />
assembly what <strong>the</strong> debate was all about.<br />
Ei<strong>the</strong>r method of investigation would have in-<br />
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formed Hymowitz that every speaker—from among <strong>the</strong><br />
660-plus elected teacher-representatives—cited <strong>the</strong> social<br />
injustice and <strong>the</strong> moral wrong of excluding children from<br />
<strong>the</strong> classroom simply because <strong>the</strong>ir parents are "illegals."<br />
Not one referred to his own "pocketbook," much less to<br />
CTA's income. Indeed, those same delegates—at mat same<br />
meeting—voted to reduce CTA's income for <strong>the</strong> current year.<br />
It was, ra<strong>the</strong>r, <strong>the</strong> pro-187 side that was motivated<br />
by pocketbook concerns, as Hymowitz unwittingly<br />
acknowledges. The initiative's advocates wrote and<br />
campaigned for 187, he writes, because illegal immigration<br />
"has reached catastrophic proportions in recent years ___<br />
Costs for California's 1.7 million illegals are estimated at<br />
more than $3.4 billion annually ."He gives no o<strong>the</strong>r reasonno<br />
reason o<strong>the</strong>r than <strong>the</strong> bite on <strong>the</strong>ir billfolds—for <strong>the</strong> 187<br />
sponsors* stance.<br />
That is not <strong>the</strong> end of Hymowitz's ineptitude. A<br />
bit of investigative journalism would have shown him that<br />
<strong>the</strong> $3.4-billion figure is only a partisan estimate that, for<br />
one thing, ignores <strong>the</strong> taxes paid by "illegals." (How much<br />
do <strong>the</strong>y pay? I don't know, but nobody else knows ei<strong>the</strong>r.<br />
Nor does anybody know so much as whe<strong>the</strong>r <strong>the</strong>y take from<br />
more than <strong>the</strong>y give to <strong>the</strong> state's coffers.)<br />
But presenting a balanced investigative report<br />
wouldnothaveaccordedwithHymowitz'sform of political<br />
correctness now—would it?<br />
Ned Hopkins<br />
Livermore, CA<br />
P.S.Full disclosure: I am an associate executive director of<br />
<strong>the</strong> California Teachers Association, as well as a paying<br />
subscriber of Heterodoxy.<br />
Craig L. Hymowitz replies: Mr. Hopkins' concerns<br />
regarding my investigation were discussed at length with<br />
CTA spokeswoman Tornmye Hutto in early October. Ms.<br />
Hutto presented a similar explanation for <strong>the</strong> CTA's position<br />
and actions regarding Proposition 187. Fur<strong>the</strong>r investigation,<br />
however, revealed conflicting information and<br />
motives for <strong>the</strong> CTA's actions.<br />
As for Mr. Hopkins concerns regarding <strong>the</strong> costs<br />
of illegal immigration, all figures were supplied by <strong>the</strong><br />
California Governor's Office of Planning and Research<br />
and o<strong>the</strong>r state agencies.<br />
Although <strong>the</strong> voters spoke with resounding force<br />
passing Prop. 187 59 to 41 percent, carrying majorities of<br />
white, black, and Asian voters—<strong>the</strong> special interests haven't<br />
given up yet. Before all <strong>the</strong> ballots had even been counted<br />
MALDEF, <strong>the</strong> ACLU, and o<strong>the</strong>rs had filed eight lawsuits<br />
against 187 (<strong>the</strong> CTA is planning to "file a motion to<br />
intervene" in an existing suit). So once again; <strong>the</strong> people<br />
have spoken, and <strong>the</strong> special interests have scoffed.<br />
Thoughts from a Second Thoughter<br />
I have been an avid reader of Heterodoxy for about two<br />
years. I am 44 and was, like Mr. Horowitz, at one time very<br />
left-leaning. But after coming to <strong>the</strong> realization that <strong>the</strong>re<br />
was no truth in <strong>the</strong> Liberal movement, I became a<br />
Libertarian/Conservative (I would be more Libertarian,<br />
but it leaves Liberals too many cracks to slip through). I<br />
particularly enjoy <strong>the</strong> way Heterodoxy exposes <strong>the</strong> old<br />
guard left, and this is why I am writing.<br />
I have been a member of <strong>the</strong> entertainment<br />
industry, and although I am not involved at this time, I stay<br />
up on all <strong>the</strong> poop. As of late, one could hardly have missed<br />
<strong>the</strong> fanfare that accompanied <strong>the</strong> announcement of <strong>the</strong> joint<br />
venture undertaken by Messrs. Spielberg, Katzenberg, and<br />
Geffen. Now, being an old leftie, I seem to remember back<br />
in <strong>the</strong> early Seventies that David Geffen was a name in <strong>the</strong><br />
movement, and I also seem to remember that he was<br />
arrested for drug smuggling, but <strong>the</strong> FBI couldn't make it<br />
stick. Also, knowing people in <strong>the</strong> music industry, I have<br />
heard it rumored that this is, in fact, how Geffen got <strong>the</strong><br />
money toge<strong>the</strong>r to buy his way into <strong>the</strong> record biz. My<br />
research hasn't led anywhere as of yet, and I thought you<br />
and your paper might do an article on Mr. Geffen and his<br />
early days.<br />
Please keep up <strong>the</strong> fight.<br />
Shannon Van Patten<br />
Anaheim,CA<br />
Erratum<br />
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New York Times who now works as a columnist for <strong>the</strong><br />
Washington Times. He is <strong>the</strong> author o/Captur-ing <strong>the</strong><br />
Culture (1991). Apologies.<br />
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BLACK MAN'S BURDEN: After <strong>the</strong> startling revelation<br />
that Susan Smith had actually murdered her own<br />
children, Jesse Jackson, reacting to Smith's initial assertion<br />
that she was <strong>the</strong> victim of a carjacking by a black man, said,<br />
"Racism is still <strong>the</strong> black man's burden and <strong>the</strong> white<br />
man's shame. We shouldn't be surprised that. . .Susan<br />
Smith.. .chose to make her attacker black. The clouds in<br />
American have been seeded<br />
with racism." Jackson's charge<br />
was echoed throughout <strong>the</strong><br />
liberal press—which, after<br />
having competed to spread<br />
Smith's story of <strong>the</strong> black<br />
carjacker, engaged in an<br />
orgy of self-flagellation as it<br />
claimed that we should have<br />
been more critical of <strong>the</strong> tale to<br />
begin with. Far be it from us to<br />
rob liberals of <strong>the</strong>ir cherished<br />
white guilt. But our<br />
Philadelphia correspondent,<br />
Paul Mulshine, points out that a<br />
sensible post mortem would<br />
acknowledge that what was<br />
unbelievable about Smith's<br />
alibi had nothing to do with<br />
race. Her story was suspect not<br />
because she named a black man<br />
as <strong>the</strong> culprit, but because of<br />
<strong>the</strong> circumstance of <strong>the</strong> incident.<br />
That is, some people feel a<br />
need to steal cars and some<br />
people need to steal children,<br />
but only very rarely do those<br />
urges coincide. Mulshine did<br />
what no o<strong>the</strong>r reporter we are<br />
aware of bo<strong>the</strong>red to do: call<br />
<strong>the</strong> FBI to find out <strong>the</strong><br />
profile of <strong>the</strong> average carjacker.<br />
It turns out that <strong>the</strong><br />
typical perpetrator of this<br />
crime is a black male between<br />
<strong>the</strong> ages of 18 and 26. In<br />
fact, blacks commit 67<br />
percent of all carjackings in <strong>the</strong><br />
United States. What was<br />
amazing about this story was<br />
that <strong>the</strong> media seized on<br />
Smith's diabolical charge<br />
and broadcasted it across <strong>the</strong><br />
country and <strong>the</strong>n lectured us on<br />
having taken <strong>the</strong> charge<br />
seriously.<br />
LESBIANS NEED APPLY:<br />
An advertisement placed by <strong>the</strong><br />
Los Angeles Police Department<br />
in <strong>the</strong> Lesbian News states that<br />
300 women will join <strong>the</strong> LAPD<br />
this year. There is a picture of<br />
one woman under <strong>the</strong> line,<br />
"Some straight." And<br />
a pictureof ano<strong>the</strong>r women under <strong>the</strong> line, "Some lesbian."<br />
The ad concludes, "We want both."<br />
CAN YOU DIGGER IT?: The venerable Sunset magazine,<br />
bible of <strong>the</strong> western gardener, received an irate letter<br />
after referring to "digger pines" in its September issue;<br />
Marilyn Wolf of <strong>the</strong> California State Indian Museum<br />
wrote irately, "Those of us who work for and with<br />
California's Native Americans were very disappointed...<br />
The name [digger] was applied to California Indians during<br />
<strong>the</strong> Gold Rush as a most derogatory term.. . . .For<br />
a magazine like Sunset to perpetuate a term like digger<br />
shows a lack of understanding of our state's original<br />
people and of <strong>the</strong>ir history." The editors replied, "Despite<br />
growing awareness among horticulturalists that 'digger'<br />
is a disparaging term referring to some Native Americans'<br />
subsistence on roots, it is still widely recognized as <strong>the</strong><br />
common name for Pinus sabiniana." Sports coaches<br />
Digger O'Dell and Digger Phelps better watch out.<br />
DONNA DO-NOTHING: After Donna Shalala, secretary<br />
of Health and Human Services, was interviewed in <strong>the</strong><br />
frothy Wmagazine and failed to mention <strong>the</strong> topic of AIDS,<br />
Larry Kramer, dramatist and founder of ACT-UP, became<br />
exceedingly wroth. According to <strong>the</strong> New York Post,<br />
Kramer lambasted "Donna Do-Nothing" and said, "In<br />
fact, and it pains me very much to say it, I think a very good<br />
case can be made mat, as far as AIDS is concerned, we<br />
were actually better off under George Bush." Venting<br />
extravagantly, Kramer went on to say, "On <strong>the</strong> basis of<br />
<strong>the</strong>ir behavior thus far, nei<strong>the</strong>r Shalala nor Clinton will<br />
have done one single thing to see that I, or <strong>the</strong> one billion<br />
people who are predicted to be HIV positive by <strong>the</strong> turn<br />
of <strong>the</strong> century, will survive. God how I hate <strong>the</strong>m both."<br />
When a spokesman for Shalala told <strong>the</strong> Post that Kramer<br />
was a minority of one in <strong>the</strong> gay community, he retorted,<br />
"That she has to be asked about AIDS before she talks<br />
about it shows what an asshole she is."<br />
STUART SMALLEY REDUX: At Montclair State<br />
University in New Jersey, <strong>the</strong> Resident Assistants who<br />
supervise each floor of <strong>the</strong> undergraduate dormitories<br />
had to take a sensitivity training class entitled<br />
"Homosexuality." Class materials handed out to prospective<br />
RAs included <strong>the</strong> following "permission slip":<br />
"I, _______, hereby have permission to be<br />
imperfect with regards to homophobia and heterosexism.<br />
It is OK if I do not know all of <strong>the</strong> answers or if at times my<br />
ignorance and misunderstandings become obvious.<br />
I have permission to ask questions that appear stupid.<br />
I have permission to struggle with <strong>the</strong>se issues and be up<br />
front and honest about my feelings. I am a product of<br />
this homophobic/heterosexist culture, and I am who I<br />
am; I don't have to feel guilty about what I know or believe,<br />
but I do need to take responsibility for what I can<br />
do now:<br />
— Trying to learn as much as I can.<br />
—Struggling to change my false/inaccurate beliefs<br />
or oppressive attitudes.<br />
—Learning what I can do to make a difference."<br />
JIHAD IN THE SKY: Renae Bilial, a Northwest Airlines<br />
employee's wife, sued <strong>the</strong> airline for religious discrimination<br />
after receiving a comment about her Muslim<br />
clothing. NWA has a policy requiring<br />
anyone using an employee pass to<br />
conform to a dress code that prohibits<br />
sandals without hosiery. Bilial,<br />
traveling on one of those passes, was<br />
wearing traditional Muslim attire that<br />
included "a head scarf, long tunic,<br />
dress pants, and sandals" without<br />
hosiery. This led customer service<br />
supervisor Barb Patrick to stop Bilial<br />
and tell her that her outfit was<br />
"inappropriate" and that she should<br />
dress "as though she was going to<br />
church." Although Bilial was not<br />
prevented from boarding <strong>the</strong> plane,<br />
she later testified that because of this<br />
incident; she "had difficulty sleeping<br />
for several weeks, felt humiliated, felt<br />
a lack of self-worth, experienced<br />
difficulty trusting people, and. .<br />
.experienced anxiety and mental<br />
anguish." The court concluded that<br />
Patrick's comments were motivated<br />
by hostility towards Bilial's religion<br />
because she told Bilial to dress as she<br />
would to attend a Christian church<br />
service when, in fact, Bilial was<br />
dressed appropriately to go to prayer<br />
at a mosque. Bilial was awarded<br />
$4,000 actual damages, a $ 1,000 fine,<br />
and $23,700 in attorney's fees. The<br />
Court of Appeals upheld this ruling,<br />
reasoning that <strong>the</strong> remark is "offensive<br />
to one of <strong>the</strong> Islamic faith," To<br />
<strong>the</strong> court's credit, one judge dissented.<br />
Judge Randall argued that<br />
Patrick's right to free speech was<br />
violated because <strong>the</strong> "possible<br />
offensiveness of <strong>the</strong> word 'church' is<br />
irrelevant" and thought <strong>the</strong> court was<br />
in a "mindless rush. . .to political<br />
correctness."<br />
DONE IT: We go press just having<br />
learned of <strong>the</strong> passing of our old<br />
friend and enemy Jerry Rubin. We<br />
knew him back in <strong>the</strong> good old<br />
days when we were all so bad. He<br />
liked to think that he had a touch of <strong>the</strong><br />
poet in him, Jerry did, but what he<br />
really had was a touch of <strong>the</strong><br />
impresario. His first actions as a<br />
radical involved entrepreneuring<br />
some of <strong>the</strong> early marches against<br />
<strong>the</strong> war in Vietnam in Berkeley.<br />
He never quit selling. His book Do It! was a sort of<br />
hip radical version of Dale Carnegie. He was one of <strong>the</strong><br />
first radical crossover artists, having seen <strong>the</strong> political<br />
and commercial possibilities of an alliance between<br />
those erstwhile opponents—<strong>the</strong> hardcore radicals and<br />
<strong>the</strong> hippies—during <strong>the</strong> Summer of Love. Never completely<br />
trusted by <strong>the</strong> hardcore radicals with whom he<br />
was in loose alliance (which is one reason to treat his<br />
memory gently), Rubin became a master of '60s hokum<br />
and outdid <strong>the</strong>m all in <strong>the</strong> great race to be noticed. He<br />
conceived of what qualifies as one of <strong>the</strong> fundamental<br />
principles of <strong>the</strong> era: There's a sucker born every minute.<br />
Jerry's suckers were in <strong>the</strong> media, and <strong>the</strong>y found him<br />
irresistible when he showed up before HUAC in<br />
Revolutionary Era drag or when he posed in his sarong-like<br />
Vietcong get-up with a gun. He continued to sell himself<br />
and his contagious enthusiasm in later incarnations<br />
during <strong>the</strong> '80s and '90s as a hip venture capitalist and<br />
spokesman for hip tonics. Hard to take seriously and hard<br />
to dislike, he was impatient with all <strong>the</strong> dreary Stalinist<br />
Games—in and out of <strong>the</strong> university—that o<strong>the</strong>r '60s<br />
survivors have played in <strong>the</strong> downhill half of <strong>the</strong>ir lives.<br />
Always ready to seize <strong>the</strong> main chance and ^I always<br />
ready to talk non-stop about almost ^f anything, Jerry<br />
was an American Original.
PAGE<br />
NOVEMBER/DECEMBER<br />
Gay-Bashing by Homosexuals<br />
Let me be frank. I am a<br />
gay white male who<br />
was victimized by <strong>the</strong><br />
gay and, especially,<br />
<strong>the</strong> lesbian left.<br />
Here's my story.<br />
For more than five years, I<br />
chaired <strong>the</strong> media committee<br />
of <strong>the</strong> New York chapter of<br />
<strong>the</strong> Gay and Lesbian<br />
Alliance Against Defamation.<br />
I coordinated national<br />
media efforts responding to<br />
perceived defamation and<br />
wrote and placed numerous<br />
letters to <strong>the</strong> editor, opinion<br />
pieces, magazine and newspaper<br />
articles, and press<br />
quotes. I met with leading<br />
American media figures,<br />
including <strong>the</strong> president of<br />
CBS News and <strong>the</strong> managing<br />
editor of Time magazine. In<br />
1990, I received a GLAAD<br />
Media Award for<br />
Outstanding Volunteer Services.<br />
Then, in December<br />
of 1992, I was "purged"<br />
(<strong>the</strong>re is no better word for<br />
it) because I challenged<br />
some of <strong>the</strong> left-wing,<br />
politically correct mantras constantly intoned by those who<br />
are involved in <strong>the</strong> "progressive" wing of <strong>the</strong> lesbian and<br />
gay movement.<br />
To many readers of this magazine, GLAAD's<br />
mission itself may be suspect: "To fight for fair, accurate<br />
and inclusive representations of gay and lesbian lives in <strong>the</strong><br />
media and elsewhere." Actually, I thoughtup this definition,<br />
which is still used by <strong>the</strong> organization to this day. But even<br />
if I hadn't, I would still maintain that this is a valid goal—<br />
responding to misinformation and stereotype with reasoned<br />
argument. Yet it is also a goal that has been greatly<br />
perverted (if <strong>the</strong>re is a pun here, it is intended) as a result of<br />
<strong>the</strong> rise of political correctness and its censorious ways<br />
within <strong>the</strong> gay and lesbian movement. GLAAD/New York<br />
got off track when, in <strong>the</strong> early '90s, old-guard gay activists<br />
began to be supplanted by younger PC types. Militant<br />
lesbian feminists—using "diversity" as <strong>the</strong>ir battle cry—<br />
assumed positions of power and started attacking a new<br />
enemy: gay white men.<br />
Ellen Carton, formerly head of National Abortion<br />
Rights Action League/New York, was hired by GLAAD<br />
toward <strong>the</strong> end of 1991. Shortly <strong>the</strong>reafter, a majority of <strong>the</strong><br />
old board members, most of <strong>the</strong>m suffering from burnout,<br />
drifted away. Carton, along with <strong>the</strong>n-chair of GLAAD<br />
Mary Nealon and current chair Peggy Brady, was<br />
instrumental in packing <strong>the</strong> new board with many of <strong>the</strong>ir<br />
friends and political cronies. As in <strong>the</strong> universities and<br />
o<strong>the</strong>r venues where such a radical takeover has occurred, it<br />
soon became apparent that under this new regime, race and<br />
gender would be given precedence over individual merit<br />
when it came to hiring staff. Moreover, only leftists now<br />
seemed welcome. Discussions with <strong>the</strong> new staff were<br />
dominated by endless sensitivity sessions meant to inculcate<br />
political correctness, sessions that quickly identified white<br />
men (whatever <strong>the</strong>ir sexual orientation) as <strong>the</strong> oppressor<br />
class. In fact, <strong>the</strong> reconstituted and radicalized GLAAD<br />
staff (Carton especially) seemed far more passionate about<br />
combatting <strong>the</strong> pernicious influence of patriarchal white<br />
males within <strong>the</strong> lesbian and gay movement than in focusing<br />
on anti-gay defamation from without.<br />
As a political moderate who believed in dialogue<br />
with <strong>the</strong> straight world and a good-faith search for common<br />
ground, I found myself shunned by <strong>the</strong> new clique in<br />
charge of GLAAD. Finally, Carton announced she would<br />
no longer work with me because I didn't treat her with<br />
"sufficient respect." (That is, I disagreed with her<br />
occasionally!) Finding no support from <strong>the</strong> recently<br />
reconstituted board and unable to awaken <strong>the</strong> dormant<br />
By Stephen Miller<br />
membership about <strong>the</strong> PC fog that had descended over<br />
Lesbian women bikers in <strong>the</strong> 1993 gay rights march in Washington, D.C.<br />
GLAAD, I felt I had no choice but to depart. (Board Chair<br />
Peggy Brady, by <strong>the</strong> way, often pointed to <strong>the</strong> fact that I<br />
appeared to doze off during one of <strong>the</strong> organization's<br />
interminable all-day "diversity" retreats as proof of my<br />
prejudice against women and a "progressive" agenda.)<br />
Carton and Brady like to claim that<strong>the</strong> organization<br />
is still controlled by white males. But as I will show in a<br />
minute, <strong>the</strong> dominance of GLAAD by radical lesbians<br />
couldn't be more evident.<br />
At <strong>the</strong> same time Carton is complaining of ongoing<br />
white male domination, however, she tells The Chronicle<br />
of Philanthropy, "Now that we've become more diverse,<br />
we have a diversity of opinion." I hear this and wonder<br />
what left-wing African Americans, left-wing Latinos/<br />
Latinas, left-wing Asian feminists, and upper-middle-class<br />
left-wing white lesbians—all of whom think exactly alike—<br />
can possibly have a diversity of opinion about; perhaps,<br />
which group has been more victimized by gay white men?<br />
Here' s <strong>the</strong> point. To most conservatives, gays and<br />
lesbians may seem an undifferentiated radical bloc intent<br />
on subverting all <strong>the</strong> bourgeois norms that underlie <strong>the</strong><br />
social order. (Especially when we seek <strong>the</strong> right to marry<br />
<strong>the</strong> person we love or to serve our country in <strong>the</strong> armed<br />
forces—both of which, somehow, get termed "special<br />
rights" when, in my opinion, <strong>the</strong>y are basic equity issues,<br />
as opposed to <strong>the</strong> gay left's more sweeping and intrusive<br />
demands.)<br />
What straight conservatives haven' t acknowledged<br />
(or, for that matter, exploited) are <strong>the</strong> fault lines inside <strong>the</strong><br />
gay and lesbian movement. These conservatives haven't<br />
seen <strong>the</strong> extent to which people who are gay but not<br />
o<strong>the</strong>rwise politically radical have been targeted and<br />
scapegoated by <strong>the</strong> self-appointed gay-left and lesbianfeminist<br />
cliques that dominate <strong>the</strong> organized "lesbigay"<br />
political movement.<br />
HPo those who can't fathom that gays could be victims<br />
of JL PC, here are some examples of how it happens:<br />
THE QUOTA GAME. The national by-laws of <strong>the</strong><br />
Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation now contain<br />
a convoluted quota requirement under which each chapter<br />
sends two delegates to <strong>the</strong> GLAAD/USA steering<br />
committee. But unless one of <strong>the</strong>se delegates is a "person<br />
of color" and one is a woman, <strong>the</strong> chapter is penalized by<br />
getting only one vote instead of two. This sanction can be<br />
avoided only when one delegate is a lesbian of color (a<br />
"two-fer"), which allows <strong>the</strong> second to be a gay white male.<br />
(I said it was convoluted.)<br />
For <strong>the</strong> new regime, quotas<br />
are cool. Ellen Carton, head<br />
of GLAAD/ New York,<br />
proudly notes that her staff<br />
now is both 75 percent people<br />
of color and 75 percent<br />
female. There are currently no<br />
white men on staff. Even so,<br />
Carton says, "Lesbians have<br />
deep resentments of what<br />
<strong>the</strong>y see as yet ano<strong>the</strong>r<br />
conspiracy of white males at<br />
<strong>the</strong> top — even if <strong>the</strong>y are<br />
gay white males."<br />
It is no accident<br />
that gay white men have<br />
been shut out of all GLAAD<br />
leadership positions since<br />
<strong>the</strong> adoption of <strong>the</strong> diversity<br />
agenda. The executive directors<br />
of <strong>the</strong> two coastal<br />
offices, GLAAD/New York<br />
and GLAAD/Los Angeles,<br />
are women, as is <strong>the</strong> national<br />
coordinator of GLAAD/<br />
USA. Nor is this quota<br />
system in effect only at<br />
GLAAD. Most of today's<br />
gay organizations are characterized<br />
by rigid gender<br />
and race quotas for staff<br />
and leadership (including weighted voting favoring<br />
women and people of color) and a disdain for professional<br />
expertise. This is evident in<br />
<strong>the</strong> penchant for labeling gay<br />
white men (especially gay white male professionals) as<br />
part of <strong>the</strong> "oppressor patriarchy" from which leadership<br />
must be wrested.<br />
Organizers of <strong>the</strong> 1993 March on Washington for<br />
gay, lesbian, and bisexual rights mandated 50-percent<br />
"people of color" quotas in communiques with state<br />
organizing committees. Next came Stonewall 25, a march<br />
and rally in New York City on June 25, 1994, to<br />
commemorate <strong>the</strong> quarter-century anniversary of <strong>the</strong><br />
Greenwich Village riots set off by a police raid on a gay bar<br />
(<strong>the</strong> Stonewall Inn) that sparked <strong>the</strong> modern gay rights<br />
movementThe Stonewall 25 organizers seemed determined<br />
to go to <strong>the</strong> March on Washington one better. The event's<br />
executive committee conformed to a requirement for 50-<br />
percent gender parity and 25-percent representation by<br />
people of color. But "since many of <strong>the</strong> regional delegations<br />
that filled out <strong>the</strong> larger national steering committee failed<br />
to achieve <strong>the</strong>ir quotas at a meeting in Milwaukee in<br />
August 1993, it was decided that women present could cast<br />
three votes apiece, and people of color, two. Mutterings of<br />
reverse discrimination were summarily dismissed by <strong>the</strong><br />
event's "progressive" organizers with a lecture about <strong>the</strong><br />
importance of diversity.<br />
According to an editorial in San Francisco's Bay<br />
Area Reporter, <strong>the</strong> meeting "left one Minnesota white male<br />
furious that his policy vote was 'weighted down' and<br />
<strong>the</strong>refore did not equal <strong>the</strong> votes of women and people of<br />
color. 'I feel I don't count,' he said. And he was right, and<br />
that was wrong."<br />
In knee-jerk fashion, those who challenge <strong>the</strong> new<br />
orthodoxy are deemed racist and sexist. (At a GLAAD/NY<br />
retreat, I was denounced as "someone who thinks white<br />
men are <strong>the</strong> main victims of discrimination" simply for<br />
raising <strong>the</strong> issue of gender and race quotas.) As a<br />
consequence, those sensing that hostility toward gay white<br />
men, ra<strong>the</strong>r than desire for equality and community, is <strong>the</strong><br />
motive of radical gays and lesbians have learned not to<br />
express <strong>the</strong>ir opposition too openly.<br />
The results are not unexpected. The March on<br />
Washington came off despite its organizers. In particular,<br />
<strong>the</strong> state organizing committees (with <strong>the</strong> 50-percent<br />
minority quotas) failed miserably at directing participants<br />
to lobby <strong>the</strong>ir Congress members while in town.<br />
Writing in The New Republic, Jacob Weisberg noted <strong>the</strong><br />
event "was appallingly organized [and] failed to coordinate<br />
even a single time for a photo-op on <strong>the</strong> Mall."
HETERODOXY<br />
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Similarly, <strong>the</strong> Stonewall 25 committee was beset by such<br />
mismanagement and internal turmoil that when <strong>the</strong><br />
commemoration ended, <strong>the</strong> committee was over $300,000<br />
in debt.<br />
Call it ano<strong>the</strong>r victory for left-wing organizational<br />
strategy, with its "appointment-by-quota, only-leftists-needapply"<br />
mentality along with a fixation on "process" and<br />
consensus based decision making (a demand foruniformity<br />
that, in effect, stifles democratic debate).<br />
MALE- BASHING IN EXTREMIS. Increasingly,<br />
it seems, radical feminists (lesbian and<br />
straight), influenced by academic feminist<br />
<strong>the</strong>ory, propound a variant of neo-Marxism in<br />
which capitalists are replaced by white men<br />
(straight and gay) as <strong>the</strong> oppressor "class."<br />
Torie Osborn, a former "executive director of<br />
<strong>the</strong> National Gay & Lesbian Task Force,<br />
blamed "straight white men talking in<br />
detached terms about our lives" for backing <strong>the</strong><br />
military's ban on gays—failing to<br />
acknowledge that <strong>the</strong>n-Joint Chiefs of Staff<br />
Chairman Colin Powell and o<strong>the</strong>r people of<br />
color were major players supporting <strong>the</strong> ban (or,<br />
for that matter, that two white men on <strong>the</strong><br />
Senate Armed Services Committee, Carl<br />
Levin and <strong>the</strong> vigorously heterosexual Ted<br />
Kennedy, were outspoken ban opponents). A<br />
subsequent NGLTF fundraising letter signed by<br />
Martina Navratilova demanded power be taken<br />
from "white, Christian, heterosexual<br />
males"—apparently <strong>the</strong> configuration of vices<br />
representing <strong>the</strong> root of evil in <strong>the</strong> world.<br />
But it's not just heterosexual white<br />
males who are targeted. NGLTF, having<br />
abandoned its former policy of alternating<br />
between male and female directors, now has<br />
appointed its third consecutive female top<br />
executive. And <strong>the</strong> Human Rights Campaign<br />
Fund, <strong>the</strong> nation's largest gay organization,<br />
recently joined NGLTF and GLAAD in<br />
appointing a female leader. So much for gay<br />
white male hegemony.<br />
Leftist lesbian feminists who disproportionately<br />
influence <strong>the</strong> feminist movement<br />
have, to a large extent, taken charge of <strong>the</strong><br />
"lesbian and gay" movement—leaving gay<br />
men who don't buy <strong>the</strong> militant feminist<br />
agenda out in <strong>the</strong> cold. At <strong>the</strong> 1992 Democratic<br />
Convention, for instance, signs demanding "Lesbian<br />
Rights" equaled in number <strong>the</strong> placards proclaiming<br />
"Lesbian and Gay Rights," while of course anyone<br />
urging "Rights for Gay Men" would have been hooted<br />
off <strong>the</strong> floor.<br />
Gay men receive fundraising letters from <strong>the</strong><br />
National Center for Lesbian Rights and numerous o<strong>the</strong>r<br />
women's and lesbian organizations. There is*no<br />
National Center for Gay Male Rights to focus<br />
exclusively on gay male issues (such as defending a gay<br />
fa<strong>the</strong>r's right to child visitation when his former spouse,<br />
backed by <strong>the</strong> courts, says no). Any attempts to form such<br />
a group would be condemned by lesbian feminists as<br />
"sexist and elitist."<br />
Even <strong>the</strong> Gay Men's Health Crisis, a leading<br />
AIDS service and support organization, was pressured into<br />
creating a Lesbian AIDS Project with its own female<br />
executive director—despite <strong>the</strong> fact that women-towomen<br />
transmission of <strong>the</strong> virus remains so rare that<br />
whenever a case is documented, it makes headlines. At<br />
<strong>the</strong> same time <strong>the</strong>y are insinuating <strong>the</strong>mselves into <strong>the</strong><br />
AIDS crisis, however, lesbian feminists, playing a game of<br />
"whose disease is more PC," often decry <strong>the</strong> fact that<br />
AIDS receives too much attention compared to breast<br />
cancer. And a left-wing Latino drag queen, one of <strong>the</strong><br />
co-chairs of <strong>the</strong> Stonewall 25 rally, blasted gay men as<br />
sexists for wearing red AIDS ribbons but not pink<br />
breast cancer ribbons (a predominantly gay male tragedy<br />
alone, it seems, being unworthy of a special memorial).<br />
If anything, male-bashing within <strong>the</strong> lesbian/gay<br />
movement is getting increasingly more bizarre. At last<br />
year's Michigan Womyn's Music Festival, a largely<br />
lesbian affair, four postoperative male-^to-female<br />
(MTF) transsexuals were thrown out of <strong>the</strong> event for<br />
violating <strong>the</strong> "womyn-born womyn only" policy. As<br />
recounted in <strong>the</strong> Washington Blade, concerns were<br />
expressed over <strong>the</strong>se transsexuals' socialization* privilege,<br />
and "male energy."<br />
To assert that transsexual women had a high old<br />
time as part of <strong>the</strong> patriarchy is curious, to say <strong>the</strong> least. As<br />
one of <strong>the</strong> exiled transsexuals lamented, "I felt that I was a<br />
woman. I changed my body to correspond with my gender."<br />
Regardless, <strong>the</strong> womyn-born-womyn refused to consider<br />
comprom-ising around a simple "no penis" policy. To have<br />
been once tainted by maleness was sufficient to be banished,<br />
evenif <strong>the</strong> taint wassubsequentlyremoved with <strong>the</strong>surgeon's<br />
knife.<br />
T<br />
here's a context here that should be<br />
recognized. When an entire stratum of gay male<br />
movement leaders succumbed to AIDS, radical lesbian<br />
Members of Siren, a lesbian biker group<br />
feminists, nurtured by <strong>the</strong> politics of <strong>the</strong> women's<br />
movement, moved in and fundamentally altered <strong>the</strong> nature<br />
of gay politics. Today's radically feminist "lesbian and<br />
gay" movement tends to incorporate lesbi-an feminism's<br />
critical attitude toward men, male sexuality, and "<strong>the</strong><br />
patriarchy." Male so-lidarity, once a hallmark of gay<br />
liberation, is now ana<strong>the</strong>ma.<br />
Radical feminists, of course, argue all this is<br />
necessary because of <strong>the</strong> greater discrimination faced<br />
by lesbians. In truth, a convincing argument can be made<br />
that American society as a whole is far more accepting<br />
of women loving women than of men loving men. Gay<br />
men are much more frequently victims of anti-gay<br />
violence than are lesbians. Even that paragon of PC, <strong>the</strong><br />
New York Times, admitted recently that "people are much<br />
likelier to express animosity toward gay men than toward<br />
homosexual women."<br />
But let facts not stand in <strong>the</strong> way of feminist<br />
victimology. It's now common for feminist lesbians to<br />
demand that <strong>the</strong>y not only be welcome in gay male bars<br />
(few are ever turned away) but that <strong>the</strong>re be something<br />
close to numerical parity among patrons—while also<br />
demanding <strong>the</strong> creation of more exclusively lesbian bars.<br />
This parallels in <strong>the</strong> social sphere <strong>the</strong> feminist lesbian dual<br />
political demand for <strong>the</strong>ir own "lesbian rights" in lesbian<br />
organizations funded not only by lesbian but also by gay<br />
male money and also guaranteed quotas for top leadership<br />
positions in all "lesbian and gay" organizations.<br />
The issue of lesbian parity in gay bars was<br />
highlighted by a polemic titled "Bro<strong>the</strong>rs—Or Oppressors,"<br />
which appeared in HheBayAreaReporter. Written by<br />
<strong>the</strong> women'scaucus of SanFranciseo's Community United<br />
Against Violence organization, <strong>the</strong> diatribe complained of<br />
"<strong>the</strong> way women are made to feel less than welcome in <strong>the</strong><br />
majority of bars" in <strong>the</strong> Castro district. "It will take a lot of<br />
conscientious hard work to get us out of this mess intact as<br />
a community," <strong>the</strong> CUAV women declared. In short, bring<br />
on <strong>the</strong> sensitivity trainers, and let's hear ano<strong>the</strong>r round of<br />
white male guilt.<br />
: The growing hostility between white gay males<br />
and radical lesbians was shown in <strong>the</strong> response of one gay<br />
man to <strong>the</strong> CUAV piece in a letter to <strong>the</strong> editor: "I hope <strong>the</strong><br />
authors remember <strong>the</strong> women-only Dyke March in June;<br />
<strong>the</strong> women-only music festivals up at Camp Ma<strong>the</strong>r; <strong>the</strong><br />
women-only Dykes on Bikes. . .while <strong>the</strong>y rage over<br />
<strong>the</strong>ir evil gay bro<strong>the</strong>rs." Ano<strong>the</strong>r letter writer reported<br />
that when he marched in <strong>the</strong> political funeral of a lesbian,<br />
"A woman loudly complained about why all <strong>the</strong> men<br />
were <strong>the</strong>re, and why <strong>the</strong>y were not all in <strong>the</strong> back where<br />
we belonged. Presumably, if no men showed up at all,<br />
<strong>the</strong> complaints would have been about lack of 'community<br />
support.'" And a third noted that he had attended a<br />
meeting of <strong>the</strong> Harvey Milk Democratic Club at which one<br />
lesbian after ano<strong>the</strong>r made disparaging remarks<br />
about gay white men: "A process was announced<br />
that basically told <strong>the</strong> GWM in <strong>the</strong> room to sit<br />
down and shut up. . . .Talk about<br />
disempowering people for who <strong>the</strong>y are! After<br />
<strong>the</strong> meeting, when I expressed <strong>the</strong>se concerns<br />
to <strong>the</strong> organizers, my commitment to a<br />
'progressive agenda' was immediately<br />
questioned. . . .Having grown up in a small<br />
town where conformity was everything, I<br />
needed to be somewhere where I wouldn't be<br />
demeaned for who I am. Imagine my surprise to<br />
discover that in San Francisco being a<br />
male and having white skin, both of which—<br />
like being gay—I didn't choose, was something<br />
for which I would be ridiculed and<br />
insulted."<br />
Now <strong>the</strong> mere right of gay men to<br />
socialize in a gay male environment is<br />
increasingly under attack—not by <strong>the</strong> religious<br />
right, but by <strong>the</strong> gay left. A recent AP<br />
wire story reported that a lounge in New Port<br />
Richey, Florida, became a gay bar and announced<br />
it would no longer employ female barmaids.<br />
Although <strong>the</strong> bar's manager insisted that his<br />
patrons preferred being served by o<strong>the</strong>r gay<br />
men, a statewide lesbian and gay rights group<br />
took up <strong>the</strong> heterosexual barmaids' cause, arguing<br />
<strong>the</strong> women were victims of sexual<br />
discrimination!<br />
Lesbian feminists and <strong>the</strong>ir left-wing,<br />
"pro-feminist" gay male cohorts are determined<br />
to eliminate all gay male-only space,<br />
holding that a "lesbigay" culture should<br />
sanction autonomous space for women only,<br />
but that male space apart from women is an<br />
anti-female conspiracy. This siege against<br />
gay male culture by leftists seeking <strong>the</strong> obliteration<br />
of gender distinctions is no different than <strong>the</strong><br />
attacks being waged against straight male institutions<br />
like <strong>the</strong> Citadel or all-male campus fraternities.<br />
P<br />
LAYING THE RACE CARD. A December 1993 New York<br />
Times op-ed piece by Donald Suggs of GLAAD and<br />
Mandy Carter of <strong>the</strong> Human Rights Campaign Fund<br />
(<strong>the</strong> nation's largest gay PAC) held gay white men<br />
responsible for black homophobia. Suggs and Carter,<br />
both African-Americans, began by asserting that "leaders<br />
of <strong>the</strong> gay and lesbian movement have given highest<br />
priority to <strong>the</strong> interest of <strong>the</strong>ir most powerful constituents—<br />
white men." And this has apparently led to gays of color<br />
being alienated from <strong>the</strong> gay rights movement, which,<br />
in turn, caused black churches to support <strong>the</strong> religious<br />
right. (Got that?)<br />
The piece ended with <strong>the</strong> charge that "anyone<br />
who tries to widen <strong>the</strong> focus of gay activism is characterized<br />
in some gay publications as a white-male basher or is<br />
accused of caving in to political correctness." (This last<br />
reference may apply to me, since I wrote in <strong>the</strong> November<br />
1993 issue, of Christopher Street magazine that "support<br />
for greater inclusiveness in <strong>the</strong> gay and lesbian movement<br />
has been twisted into something altoge<strong>the</strong>r different—a<br />
rationale for bashing gay, white men.")<br />
One might ask Suggs and Carter to explain just<br />
what <strong>the</strong>y think are <strong>the</strong> exclusively "gay white male" issues<br />
that have dominated <strong>the</strong> gay movement. Sodomy law<br />
repeal? Domestic partnership? Employment and housing<br />
discrimination? Gays in <strong>the</strong> military? AIDS? None of<br />
which, of course, solely concerns "gay white men."<br />
When <strong>the</strong> foot soldiers of <strong>the</strong> Nation of Islam<br />
claimed Jewish racism was <strong>the</strong> cause of African-American<br />
anti-Semitism, that view was denounced by <strong>the</strong> Jewish<br />
community in no uncertain terms. But when lesbigay<br />
leftists promote <strong>the</strong> scurrilous ideal that gay pale males are<br />
responsible for homophobia in <strong>the</strong> black community, we<br />
gays are expected to nod our heads in shameful agreement.<br />
The amount of knee-jerk agreement with this kind<br />
of thinking is quite amazing. "I think white gays and<br />
lesbians can never move forward until <strong>the</strong>y acknowledge<br />
[<strong>the</strong>ir] racism," David Smith (he's white) of <strong>the</strong> National<br />
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<strong>Underground</strong> <strong>Frats</strong>, continued from page 1<br />
for social, religious, or literary purposes. Phi Beta Kappa,<br />
now ascholarship honor society, began as a fraternity at <strong>the</strong><br />
College of William and Mary in 1776. As part of a protest<br />
against <strong>the</strong> stuffy social system of <strong>the</strong> day, Yale students<br />
established <strong>the</strong> Delta Kappa Epsilon fraternity in 1844.<br />
DKE members include Presidents Teddy Roosevelt, Gerald<br />
Ford, and George Bush; author Nathaniel Hawthorne,<br />
composer Cole Porter,<br />
politicians Sargeant Shriver<br />
and John Chafee; Benno<br />
Schmidt, former president<br />
of Yale, and ageless rocker<br />
Dick Clark.<br />
In 1854, Delta<br />
Kappa Epsilon chartered a<br />
chapter at Middlebury<br />
College in Middlebury,<br />
Vermont, where, as at most<br />
schools, <strong>the</strong> fraternity bro<strong>the</strong>rs<br />
proved to be faithful<br />
alumni and generous financial<br />
contributors. Formany,<br />
this fraternity formed a<br />
keystone of <strong>the</strong>ir college<br />
experience and helped <strong>the</strong>m<br />
mature. "It was real world<br />
experience," says 1964grad<br />
John Buttolph, whose family<br />
has attended Middlebury<br />
since 1810, and whose<br />
great-grandfa<strong>the</strong>r purchased<br />
<strong>the</strong> property for <strong>the</strong><br />
DKE (or "deke") house.<br />
During Buttolph's time,<br />
DKE spearheaded efforts to<br />
racially integrate both <strong>the</strong>ir<br />
own fraternity and <strong>the</strong><br />
Middlebury campus.<br />
Until relatively<br />
recent times, schools valued<br />
and encouraged <strong>the</strong> fraternity<br />
tradition as an<br />
integral part of <strong>the</strong> academic<br />
system. During <strong>the</strong> 1930s,<br />
for instance, when Colby<br />
College officials moved <strong>the</strong> school to its present site in<br />
Waterville, Maine, <strong>the</strong>y invited fraternities to come and<br />
build houses in <strong>the</strong> center of campus. As at many o<strong>the</strong>r<br />
schools, <strong>the</strong> fraternity dwellings form a key part of campus<br />
housing to this day. As late as <strong>the</strong> 1960s, some 90 percent<br />
of Middlebury students joined fraternities or sororities<br />
with scarcely a peep of protest from <strong>the</strong> administration.<br />
But that was <strong>the</strong>n, and this is now. On campuses<br />
today, unreconstructed veterans of <strong>the</strong> Sixties have gained<br />
positions of power in <strong>the</strong> faculty and <strong>the</strong> dean's office. And<br />
<strong>the</strong>y never forgot that during <strong>the</strong>ir time in school fraternities<br />
and sororities not only refused to "get serious" but also<br />
impeded antiwar, anti-school, and anti-American protests.<br />
"After <strong>the</strong> Vietnam War, a lot of us didn't just crawl back<br />
into our library cubicles," says Jay Parini, radical professor<br />
of English at Middlebury. "We stepped into academic<br />
positions. Now we have tenure, and <strong>the</strong> hard work of<br />
reshaping <strong>the</strong> universities has begun in earnest."<br />
The raw material for this reshaping is not only <strong>the</strong><br />
freshmen who are saturated with PC sensitivity during<br />
orientation week and <strong>the</strong>reafter, but also <strong>the</strong> fraternities.<br />
The campaign against <strong>the</strong>m by <strong>the</strong> tenured left is based both<br />
on historical payback for <strong>the</strong> way <strong>the</strong> fraternities were in<br />
<strong>the</strong> '60s and on a pragmatic recognition that <strong>the</strong> Greek<br />
bro<strong>the</strong>rs and sisters will always be <strong>the</strong> last holdouts against<br />
today's political re-education. In today's university, <strong>the</strong><br />
desire simply to party down marks one as a dissident; not<br />
to take <strong>the</strong> PC regime seriously means struggling for<br />
survival in an academic gulag.<br />
Don Wyatt, Middlebury's vice president for<br />
undergraduate affairs, acknowledges that <strong>the</strong> push against<br />
fraternities is part of <strong>the</strong> PC movement. "This is <strong>the</strong> 1990s<br />
and gender is <strong>the</strong> real issue, <strong>the</strong> last stand," he says. Like<br />
many administrators, Wyatt is so fond of standards he has<br />
several different sets of <strong>the</strong>m for different groups. For<br />
example, he argues that all-female schools such as<br />
California's Mills College, which do not admit men, are not<br />
sexist, but insists that fraternities, which do not admit<br />
women, are.<br />
"The mood on campus is so anti-male, even among<br />
males," says Christina Hoff Summers, professor of<br />
philosophy at Clark College and author of Who Stole<br />
Feminism? "Any groups where young men are toge<strong>the</strong>r is<br />
outside <strong>the</strong> control of Big Sister. The gender feminists are<br />
nervous about men in groups, so fraternities will have to go.<br />
You can't expect gender feminists to be reasonable." To wean students away from fraternity activity, Colby<br />
David Easlick, a New York attorney who has administrators engaged in a sort of pacification program,<br />
devoted his career to defending fraternities because he sees building a student center where <strong>the</strong>y offered free booze. "There<br />
<strong>the</strong>ir struggle as "cutting edge First Amendment stuff," was free beer and tequila, all you could drink," says Chris<br />
sees fraternity boys as <strong>the</strong> last free men in <strong>the</strong> increasingly Mastrangelo, a leader in <strong>the</strong> fight to keep fraternities at Colby.<br />
uniform university setting, "Fraternities engage students' "Once <strong>the</strong> fraternity ban was in effect, however, <strong>the</strong>y cracked<br />
attention and absorb <strong>the</strong>ir energies in ways that distract down on drinking with <strong>the</strong> zeal of Carry Nation."<br />
from <strong>the</strong> inculcation of guilt and anger," Easlick wrote in<br />
Three Dekes: David Easlick, Teddy Roosevelt, and Gerry Ford<br />
charges of <strong>the</strong>ft. Cotter<br />
put <strong>the</strong> issue in <strong>the</strong> lap of<br />
a recent article co-authored with Thomas Short. "More Dean Janice Kassman, who denied that informing or<br />
important, fraternities provide a social setting, free of<br />
administrative manipulation, in which <strong>the</strong>ir members can<br />
share <strong>the</strong>ir reactions to campus events and discover<br />
that <strong>the</strong>y are not alone in doubting <strong>the</strong> doctrines so<br />
insistently promulgated. This provides much needed<br />
psychological support for independent thought.<br />
Fraternities, in short, have become a sanctuary for<br />
campus heterodoxy, and that is why <strong>the</strong>re are those who<br />
feel <strong>the</strong>y must be stamped out" But not all fraternities.<br />
Not all <strong>the</strong> practices of <strong>the</strong> ancient Greeks are currently<br />
out of favor on campus. Officials at <strong>the</strong> University of<br />
California at Los Angeles, for example, confirm that <strong>the</strong><br />
administration encouraged <strong>the</strong> establishment of Lambda<br />
Delta Lambda, <strong>the</strong> nation's first lesbian sorority. And <strong>the</strong><br />
University of Nevada at Las Vegas hosts <strong>the</strong> gay men's<br />
Delta Lambda Phi, as well as a lesbian sorority whose<br />
name sounds like a skit onSaturday Night Live—Lambda<br />
Lambda Lambda. One bro<strong>the</strong>r in <strong>the</strong> Nor<strong>the</strong>ast whose<br />
fraternity has gone underground says that he and his<br />
bro<strong>the</strong>rs actually toyed with <strong>the</strong> idea of declaring<br />
<strong>the</strong>mselves gay as a way to gain official approval.<br />
Fraternities are <strong>the</strong> issue at Colby College, occupying a<br />
center stage that 25 years ago was occupied by <strong>the</strong> war in<br />
Vietnam. It costs $25,000 a year to attend Colby, which<br />
demands that all of its approximately 1,700 students live on<br />
its posh 900-acre campus.<br />
The school's Baptist founders would doubtless<br />
have been dismayed by a recent move to chop down <strong>the</strong><br />
school chapel's cross on <strong>the</strong> grounds that it was<br />
"exclusionary." They would also probably be surprised at<br />
<strong>the</strong> way Colby enforces speech codes, having gone so far<br />
as to defund The Crossfire, a student publication that took<br />
issue with a variety of political correctnesses. Colby officials<br />
criticized a "secret Santa" gift-giving campaign because of<br />
possible Christian connotations. They changed it to "secret<br />
snowman," but that too was unacceptable because of <strong>the</strong><br />
dreaded m-word. Finally, <strong>the</strong>y changed it to "secret elf and<br />
reindeer."<br />
As part of its social uplift campaign, Colby banned<br />
fraternities in 1984, even though polls showed that close to<br />
70 percent of <strong>the</strong> students wanted to retain <strong>the</strong>m. "Not only<br />
did <strong>the</strong>y ban <strong>the</strong> fraternities," says Jed Davis, a Maine<br />
attorney who works with <strong>the</strong> ACLU, "but <strong>the</strong>y seized <strong>the</strong>ir<br />
property, and <strong>the</strong> Maine supreme court agreed with <strong>the</strong>m."<br />
Colby authorities<br />
now require students to sign<br />
<strong>the</strong> equivalent of loyalty oaths<br />
promising that <strong>the</strong>y will<br />
observe <strong>the</strong> no-fraternity<br />
mandate. Like o<strong>the</strong>r schools<br />
where fraternities have been<br />
banned, Colby administrators<br />
knew that such a ban would<br />
spawn an underground, and<br />
<strong>the</strong>y set up anetwork of<br />
informers to help <strong>the</strong>m<br />
penetrate it. "They reward<br />
<strong>the</strong> snitches, <strong>the</strong> misfit students<br />
who hang out with<br />
deans," says Mastrangelo. And<br />
attorney Jed Davis cites a<br />
case in which Colby officials<br />
entered <strong>the</strong> room of a student<br />
and, while searching through<br />
his belongings, found a list of<br />
freshman pledges. "The<br />
school <strong>the</strong>n called <strong>the</strong>m in,<br />
one by one," he recounts,<br />
"with faculty members<br />
grilling and threatening<br />
<strong>the</strong>m."<br />
Davis subsequently<br />
notified Colby President<br />
William Cotter that <strong>the</strong> student<br />
whose belongings had been<br />
rifled would bring criminal<br />
interrogation takes place. But Davis believes that Kassman and<br />
o<strong>the</strong>r school officials must have spies in place, because someone<br />
told <strong>the</strong>m that a group of 61 students, primarily members of <strong>the</strong><br />
football team, had engaged in secret fraternity activity on <strong>the</strong>ir<br />
own time some 30 miles off campus. The college promptly<br />
suspended 25 juniors and sophomores for one semester and<br />
denied 19 seniors <strong>the</strong> right to participate in commencement.<br />
Among <strong>the</strong> suspended juniors were three young men<br />
who could not have been present at <strong>the</strong> rites because <strong>the</strong>y were<br />
away studying in England. "The administration didn't know<br />
who was <strong>the</strong>re, so <strong>the</strong>y punished all of <strong>the</strong>m," says Jed Davis.<br />
"Then <strong>the</strong> school told <strong>the</strong>m <strong>the</strong>y were free to come forward and<br />
prove <strong>the</strong>y weren't <strong>the</strong>re. So much for <strong>the</strong> presumption of<br />
innocence."<br />
Davis and o<strong>the</strong>rs contrast Colby's heavyhandedness<br />
in dealing with fraternities with its reaction to <strong>the</strong><br />
appearance of <strong>the</strong> self-styled radical "Anna R. Kissed" on<br />
campus. The school caved in to <strong>the</strong> demand of speaker<br />
"Kissed" and her feminist allies in <strong>the</strong> student body that men<br />
be banned from attending her talk, in which she reportedly<br />
said, among o<strong>the</strong>r things, "If a man was dying on <strong>the</strong> side of<br />
<strong>the</strong> road, I wouldn't help him." Dean Kassman<br />
acknowledges that <strong>the</strong> school approved <strong>the</strong> ban against men<br />
attending <strong>the</strong> speech but says <strong>the</strong> incident sparked positive<br />
discussion.<br />
Colby Dean Janice Kassman contends mat students are<br />
attracted to her school's "fraternity-free" environment and as a<br />
result of it are <strong>the</strong> happiest students in <strong>the</strong> country. As Kassman<br />
describes it, anti-fraternity administrators are simply following<br />
<strong>the</strong> will of <strong>the</strong> campus masses. The students <strong>the</strong>mselves, she<br />
says, were upset that underground fraternities existed at Colby<br />
and wanted <strong>the</strong> off-campus frats to be expelled, not merely<br />
suspended.<br />
"It's bullshit," says attorney Jed Davis who has<br />
gotten to know many Colby students.<br />
At Bowdoin, ano<strong>the</strong>r upper-crust college in Maine,<br />
<strong>the</strong>re has been <strong>the</strong> same sort of scorched-earth policy with<br />
regards to underground fraternities as at Colby. Over <strong>the</strong> last<br />
several years, Bowdoin has become such a PC stronghold<br />
that even faculty liberals feel compelled to protest. In<br />
February of 1992, Professor Chris Potholm appeared on<br />
WCBB-Channel 10, a Maine PBS affiliate, decrying <strong>the</strong><br />
school's "thought police" and "ridiculous
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rules.' Potholm argued that "diversity" was PC-speak for<br />
conformity and, as proof, pointed out that <strong>the</strong> chairman of<br />
Bowdoin's diversity committee had stated that it was<br />
wrong for an 18-year-old to be a Republican.<br />
But when Bowdoin fraternities were <strong>the</strong> object of<br />
a PC campaign, <strong>the</strong>y had no campus defenders. The<br />
fraternities routinely drew faculty flak for a series of<br />
activities, among <strong>the</strong>m, setting up a chapel on campus. And<br />
in 1988 Bowdoin gave its fraternities an ultimatum: Go<br />
co-ed or disband. The fraternities chose <strong>the</strong> latter course.<br />
"The crux of<br />
<strong>the</strong> matter was that <strong>the</strong><br />
faculty wanted to<br />
control <strong>the</strong> students,"<br />
says 1950 Bowdoin<br />
alumnus Phineas<br />
Sprague, who remains<br />
in close touch with <strong>the</strong><br />
campus. Sprague<br />
makes <strong>the</strong> obvious<br />
point that placing<br />
women with <strong>the</strong> men<br />
only increased a<br />
sexually charged<br />
atmosphere. A<br />
firestorm of criticism of<br />
<strong>the</strong> school followed its<br />
decision. Students<br />
appeared on public<br />
television claiming that<br />
<strong>the</strong> fraternities had<br />
been "railroaded." Nor<br />
were <strong>the</strong> women<br />
particularly pleased<br />
with <strong>the</strong> outcome.<br />
Student Leslie Morse<br />
complained that in <strong>the</strong><br />
co-ed houses "women<br />
don't have <strong>the</strong> same<br />
standing" and<br />
undergrad Iris<br />
Rodriguez said<br />
simply, "If s time for<br />
<strong>the</strong> college to stopping<br />
favors for us."<br />
The PBS station's<br />
coverage of <strong>the</strong> controversy<br />
also included some<br />
ra<strong>the</strong>r startling footage:<br />
hundreds of students hoisting placards that denounced<br />
Bowdoin's anti-fraternity policies, which <strong>the</strong>y claimed<br />
violated not only time-honored traditions but mainstream<br />
American rights and values as well. As administrators filed<br />
by, <strong>the</strong> cameras caught students breaking into a spirited<br />
rendition of "God Bless America."<br />
V<br />
ermont's Middlebury College, which has now banned<br />
"freshman" in favor of "first-year student" and<br />
approved <strong>the</strong> term "womyn" for it its female campus<br />
organizations, is ano<strong>the</strong>r once fraternity-friendly school'<br />
that reversed itself and attempted to ban <strong>the</strong> voluntary<br />
organizations as "incompatible with student life." Leading<br />
<strong>the</strong> charge was Middlebury President John McCardell,<br />
ironically a faithful Lambda Kai Alpha bro<strong>the</strong>r during his<br />
student days at Washington and Lee, whose fraternity<br />
magazine recently trumpeted his rise to a school presidency.<br />
His efforts to prevent students from enjoying a version of<br />
his own college experience led him to a carrot-and-stick<br />
approach vis a vis fraternities, with <strong>the</strong> emphasis on stick.<br />
"We'd get dragged into <strong>the</strong> Community Council based<br />
on anonymous rumors," says 1991 Middlebury graduate<br />
Josh Sarkis, a "Deke" vice president in his student days.<br />
"There were about a dozen of <strong>the</strong>se, and each time <strong>the</strong>y<br />
would tighten <strong>the</strong> screws a little fur<strong>the</strong>r." The council,<br />
dominated by faculty, derided <strong>the</strong> fraternity members for<br />
selecting people <strong>the</strong>y liked, urged <strong>the</strong>m to disavow <strong>the</strong>ir<br />
national organizations, and pressured <strong>the</strong>m to set up a<br />
quota system for women, complete with time-tables.<br />
"They tried to take some polls to show that student<br />
opinion was behind it," says 1991 Middlebury graduate<br />
Morris Tooker. "But it came out that students enjoyed<br />
fraternities and didn't want <strong>the</strong>m restricted." Indeed, after<br />
Middlebury handed down its anti-fraternity edict, <strong>the</strong> student<br />
publication Campus took a poll and found that 62 percent<br />
of <strong>the</strong> students disapproved of <strong>the</strong> decision.<br />
, Trying to give its efforts a veneer of sociology,<br />
Middlebury administrators appointed a task force to collect<br />
data on fraternities and fraternity life. Hoping for support,<br />
<strong>the</strong> task force "researchers" went to alumni for reactions.<br />
One 1980 grad said: "Fraternities do nothing but<br />
discriminate against people who would like that type of<br />
housing without having to go through some sick humiliating<br />
initiation rights [sic], or just drinking till you throw up."<br />
Ano<strong>the</strong>r one added: "They 're totally outmoded and provide<br />
no positive input to <strong>the</strong> college as a whole. Get with <strong>the</strong><br />
times—fraternities, like <strong>the</strong> Ku Klux Klan, are vestiges of<br />
a time we'd be better off leaving behind." A third member<br />
of <strong>the</strong> class of 1980, doubtless a philosophy major, said:<br />
"Although fraternities are not a priori despicable, it is<br />
empirically true that fraternities are despicable. That is, it<br />
is possible that fraternities are not populated by despicable<br />
people engaging in despicable behavior (which, by <strong>the</strong><br />
way, is <strong>the</strong> point of a fraternity)."<br />
But many o<strong>the</strong>r Middlebury alums took <strong>the</strong><br />
opposite view. "Why this asinine witch hunt continues<br />
seeking to purge <strong>the</strong> campus of any heterogeneity continues<br />
to mystify me," responded one 1979 alumni to Middlebury' s<br />
questionnaire. Said ano<strong>the</strong>r: "I am tired of <strong>the</strong>se snobs<br />
using sexism and prejudice as an excuse for <strong>the</strong>ir own<br />
weaknesses. If <strong>the</strong> college needs to improve <strong>the</strong> social and/<br />
or intellectual atmosphere for this minority who feels left<br />
out, <strong>the</strong>n do it, but don't destroy what has been so positive<br />
to so many of us over <strong>the</strong> years." Ano<strong>the</strong>r Middlebury grad<br />
said: "Fraternities are elitist? In one of <strong>the</strong> ten toughest<br />
schools in <strong>the</strong> country to get into, what does elitist mean?"<br />
But conflicting opinions did not stop <strong>the</strong> school<br />
from going ahead with its eradication campaign. Last year,<br />
President McCardell wrote that <strong>the</strong> fraternity issue "has<br />
been approached with a high degree of intelligent, careful,<br />
sensitive and open-minded consideration.... All voices<br />
mat have sought a hearing have been heard."<br />
Activist Josh Sarkis didn't agree, complaining of<br />
<strong>the</strong> administration's "crude Stalinist problem solving." He<br />
initiated a lawsuit against Middlebury on <strong>the</strong> grounds that<br />
students' right to free association, as well as <strong>the</strong>ir property<br />
rights, were being violated. President John McCardell<br />
reacted by saying he found no right to free association even<br />
in <strong>the</strong> "deepest penumbras" of <strong>the</strong> Constitution, an<br />
interpretation that is breathtaking coming from a liberalarts<br />
academic.<br />
Last summer, a Vermont court ruled against <strong>the</strong><br />
Dekes on <strong>the</strong> grounds that Middlebury was a private<br />
institution and could ban fraternities if it so desired. So <strong>the</strong><br />
DKEs are not only banned at Middlebury but are forbidden<br />
to enter <strong>the</strong> house <strong>the</strong>y own on campus on pain of immediate<br />
suspension. Asked what o<strong>the</strong>r offenses draw <strong>the</strong> same<br />
penalties as fraternity activity, Middlebury administrator<br />
Don Wyatt cited cheating on exams and doing "anything<br />
criminal" as carrying comparable penalties. Attorney Jed<br />
Davis says that such administrators are "smug and fanatical."<br />
Though <strong>the</strong>y fancy <strong>the</strong>mselves trendy liberals, Davis adds,<br />
<strong>the</strong>y are really stern-as-death authoritarians who believe<br />
that <strong>the</strong> end, what he calls <strong>the</strong>ir "orthodoxy of <strong>the</strong> moment,"<br />
justifies <strong>the</strong> repressive means.<br />
The problem for <strong>the</strong> administrators is that <strong>the</strong>re is<br />
always some spark of rebellion that escapes <strong>the</strong> net of<br />
authoritarianism <strong>the</strong>y set up. Despite administrators'<br />
draconian rules at Middlebury—and at Bowdoin, Colby,<br />
and many o<strong>the</strong>r schools—fraternities continue to thrive in<br />
<strong>the</strong> underground. Last year during a football game, for<br />
instance, a plane flew over Middlebury's stadium trailing a<br />
"Deke Lives" banner. The students cheered this happening more<br />
enthusiastically than any moment in <strong>the</strong> game itself.<br />
T<br />
he PC school officials' quarrel with human nature has pushed<br />
<strong>the</strong>m not only into tactical blunders but also into blindness<br />
about <strong>the</strong> possibility of <strong>the</strong> task <strong>the</strong>y have undertaken. What <strong>the</strong><br />
fraternity eradication campaign has done, in effect, is to<br />
maximize <strong>the</strong> contradictions of <strong>the</strong><br />
PC ethos. If political correctness is<br />
<strong>the</strong> inflexible establishment of<br />
<strong>the</strong> current college campus, <strong>the</strong>n<br />
fraternities constitute a key<br />
element of <strong>the</strong> evolving<br />
counterculture. On this point, <strong>the</strong><br />
anti-fraternity forces, ignoring <strong>the</strong><br />
laws of unintended consequences,<br />
are clearly in denial.<br />
Middlebury’s Don Wyatt, for<br />
instance, dismisses underground<br />
frats, claiming that <strong>the</strong>y constitute<br />
an "army of one." The<br />
underground Middlebury Dekes,<br />
<strong>the</strong>ir phones ringing off <strong>the</strong> hook<br />
with membership inquiries,<br />
believe that Wyatt needs some<br />
remedial math, along with some<br />
sensitivity training in democracy and<br />
civil liberties.<br />
What administrators like<br />
Wyatt are doing is what orthodox<br />
Marxists used to call<br />
"maximizing <strong>the</strong> contradictions."<br />
One Middlebury alum who asks<br />
not to be named says, "It is absurd<br />
to force a student body into one<br />
model of social institution that <strong>the</strong><br />
faculty deems acceptable. Instead,<br />
Middlebury should provide<br />
opportunities for students to<br />
group <strong>the</strong>mselves as <strong>the</strong>y wish. If<br />
<strong>the</strong> resulting groups are single sex,<br />
co-ed, or only people who play <strong>the</strong><br />
tuba, <strong>the</strong>n that is how it should be in a pluralistic society."<br />
John Buttolph, a 1950 graduate, puts it more<br />
pragmatically: "The more you prohibit something, <strong>the</strong> more<br />
students want to do it. If <strong>the</strong>y want to hurt <strong>the</strong> fraternity<br />
impulse, <strong>the</strong>y should legalize <strong>the</strong>m. Students find that this subrosa<br />
stuff is fun." As for <strong>the</strong> administrators, Buttolph says, "They<br />
sense <strong>the</strong> tide is going <strong>the</strong> o<strong>the</strong>r way and are making a panic<br />
effort to stake out an extreme position. They are on <strong>the</strong><br />
defensive, even though <strong>the</strong>y won <strong>the</strong> law case."<br />
William Simon, one-time DKE bro<strong>the</strong>r and onetime<br />
Secretary of <strong>the</strong> Treasury, says, "Our fraternity system is stronger<br />
today than it was in 1952." Pointing to <strong>the</strong> rapid increase in <strong>the</strong><br />
number of deke chapters across <strong>the</strong> country, Simon adds,<br />
"Respect for <strong>the</strong> fraternity system is respect for <strong>the</strong> freedom of<br />
association."<br />
"It's cool to be in a fraternity now," says Chris<br />
Mastrangelo, who also works for DKE's national<br />
organization. "The anti-fraternity mentality is fueling <strong>the</strong><br />
fraternity movement. Part of <strong>the</strong> appeal is hiding from Big<br />
Bro<strong>the</strong>r." Mastrangelo, who defiantly wore his Deke pin on his<br />
graduation gown, says that <strong>the</strong> banned bro<strong>the</strong>rs enjoy meeting<br />
off campus or on o<strong>the</strong>r campuses, in restaurants, safe houses,<br />
or even in foreign countries. "Time teaches you how to do things.<br />
You make it clandestine and don't let people know. Fraternities<br />
will outlast <strong>the</strong> PC movement."<br />
hi <strong>the</strong> meantime, David Easlick, Jed Davis, Josh Sarkis,<br />
and <strong>the</strong> o<strong>the</strong>rs fighting against <strong>the</strong> ban of fraternities see a need for<br />
a federal statute, modeled on California's, which would give<br />
those on campus—public or private— <strong>the</strong> same rights to free<br />
association and private property enjoyed by ordinary citizens.<br />
Until such a law restores <strong>the</strong>ir constitutional rights and returns<br />
<strong>the</strong>ir confiscated property, says Easlick, "underground frats will<br />
have to continue to flourish in secret, exchanging secret cryptic<br />
handshakes and symbols perhaps even as radical as 'Liberty,<br />
Equality, and Fraternity.'"<br />
K.L. Billingsley
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NOVEMBER/DECEMBER<br />
NEA Thugs, continued from page 1 An<br />
interlocking directorate of 52 state subsidiaries and<br />
13,000 local affiliates, it is <strong>the</strong> only labor union<br />
in <strong>the</strong> country with a federal charter like that of<br />
<strong>the</strong> Red Cross and <strong>the</strong> Boy Scouts. This quasiofficial<br />
status saves <strong>the</strong> union $2 million in<br />
property taxes every year and gives <strong>the</strong> NEA a<br />
huge advantage in its unending work to extend its<br />
boundaries and influence. But even without such a<br />
government subvention, <strong>the</strong> NEA would be rich.<br />
According to The NEA and AFT: Teacher<br />
Unions in Power and Politics, a recent book by<br />
Charlene Haar, Myron Lieberman, andLeo Troy,<br />
<strong>the</strong> union receives income from dues of about<br />
$250 million, although some observers peg <strong>the</strong><br />
NEA's total income from all sources, including<br />
rake-offs from swee<strong>the</strong>art insurance sales to<br />
school districts, at somewhere between $750<br />
million and $1 billion.<br />
If <strong>the</strong> NEA does not seem to be overly<br />
concerned about <strong>the</strong> educational crisis facing<br />
America in its annual meetings, it is very much<br />
involved in using its growing resources to affect<br />
<strong>the</strong> political arena. Since 1980, NEA members<br />
have formed <strong>the</strong> largest block of delegates at<br />
every Democratic convention. The union has<br />
amassed an army of paid political organizers and<br />
lobbyists more numerous than those of <strong>the</strong><br />
Democratic and Republican parties combined.<br />
The power of this network is such that a line of<br />
candidates for state and federal office queue up<br />
cap-in-hand seeking NEA endorsement and<br />
funding every time <strong>the</strong>re is an election.<br />
The NEA exacts a commitment to a very<br />
specific agenda in return for its support, and at<br />
<strong>the</strong> very top of this agenda is opposition to school choice.<br />
"We've got a monopoly," one delegate joked at <strong>the</strong> New<br />
Orleans convention, "and we intend to keep it that way."<br />
P<br />
ower politics has become <strong>the</strong> forte of <strong>the</strong> NEA—a<br />
game it plays with increasing heavy-handedness in an<br />
era when o<strong>the</strong>r unions have seen <strong>the</strong>ir clout evaporate. But<br />
its current aggressive personality is actually a relatively<br />
new one for <strong>the</strong> teachers' union, whose identity in its earlier<br />
incarnation was that of a genteel association of self-defined<br />
"professionals" who pushed <strong>the</strong>ir policies with delicacy<br />
and were aghast at <strong>the</strong> idea of being confused with bluecollar<br />
trade unionists.<br />
First called <strong>the</strong> National Teachers Association,<br />
<strong>the</strong> NEA came into being in 1857 as a kind of educators'<br />
discussion club. In 1870, <strong>the</strong> group changed its name to <strong>the</strong><br />
National Education Association and opened its ranks to<br />
any person connected with <strong>the</strong> educational trade, <strong>the</strong>n<br />
enjoying rapid expansion in America.<br />
In 1905, <strong>the</strong> association setup shop in Washington,<br />
D.C., where it built an image for itself as a kind of unofficial<br />
ministry of education, encouraging change through a free<br />
and open discussion of <strong>the</strong> issues. It was <strong>the</strong> sweetness and<br />
light generated by <strong>the</strong> NEA, in fact, that led Congress to<br />
offer <strong>the</strong> organization an official charter, which <strong>the</strong><br />
organization gladly accepted in 1907.<br />
In <strong>the</strong> ensuing decades, American public education<br />
became increasingly bureaucratized and successful. The<br />
NEA presided over this triumph with an avuncular pride.<br />
Yet it could show its teeth when dissenting, and critical<br />
opinions about <strong>the</strong> public educational system appeared.<br />
When <strong>the</strong> best-seller Why Johnny Can't Read by Rudolph<br />
Flesch appeared in 1955, for instance, NEA brass attacked<br />
<strong>the</strong> author ra<strong>the</strong>r than addressing <strong>the</strong> problems of which<br />
Flesch's book was an eloquent early warning. This, of<br />
course, was a portent of things to come.<br />
By <strong>the</strong> '60s, money, not education, was becoming<br />
job one for <strong>the</strong> National Education Association: federal<br />
money flowing regularly, if not always with <strong>the</strong> profusion<br />
<strong>the</strong> union wanted, from Washington, D.C. By 1965, <strong>the</strong><br />
NEA Journal was noting that "Once started, federal aid to<br />
education will never be stopped." This indeed proved<br />
prophetic, with national spending on education tripling<br />
between 1964 and 1976.<br />
Over <strong>the</strong> last two decades, <strong>the</strong> NEA's primary<br />
quest has been to get as much of this money as possible, by<br />
any means necessary. It has succeeded, as Peter Brimelow<br />
pointed out in a recent article in Forbes, because it is<br />
allowed to function as a federally chartered monopoly<br />
supplier of labor to a government-enforced monopoly<br />
consumer.<br />
The NEA's final transformation from a middlebrow<br />
association with professional pretensions to a brassknuckle<br />
trade union was accomplished largely as a result of<br />
<strong>the</strong> influence of <strong>the</strong> "Michigan Mafia." There was former<br />
NEA chief Terry Herndon, now with <strong>the</strong> union' s Wisconsin<br />
NEA President Keith Geiger<br />
affiliate; Donald Cameron, <strong>the</strong> union's executive secretary;<br />
and Keith Geiger, currently NEA president, a man known<br />
to flip off opponents during debates.<br />
A late-1960s training tape of <strong>the</strong> Michigan<br />
Education Association, one of <strong>the</strong> NEA's most militant<br />
state subsidiaries, shows <strong>the</strong> true face behind <strong>the</strong> mask of<br />
gentility <strong>the</strong> union has continued to try to wear even after<br />
changing its basic character. "Considerbringing in a heavy<br />
from <strong>the</strong> outside," goes one piece of advice to local unions.<br />
".. .Perhaps your Uniserve [<strong>the</strong> NEA regional network]<br />
director. When <strong>the</strong> job is done and that bad guy, you know,<br />
has to leave town, won’t it be nice when <strong>the</strong> local association<br />
won't have to bear <strong>the</strong> brunt of <strong>the</strong> resentment?"<br />
The tape also urges <strong>the</strong> tarring of opponents as<br />
"indifferent to <strong>the</strong> education of children" and advises<br />
members: "Keep negotiations going until 2 or 3 in <strong>the</strong><br />
morning. Wear down <strong>the</strong> board [of education] physically<br />
and psychologically. . . .Remember to apply pressure<br />
tactics on <strong>the</strong> board team or board members subtlety, since<br />
open public evidence of <strong>the</strong> tactics you are using will have<br />
<strong>the</strong> disastrous effect of unifying <strong>the</strong> board, and you don't<br />
want to do that."<br />
Ano<strong>the</strong>r tool recommended for local use is an<br />
NEA manual called Alinsky for Teacher Organizers.<br />
"Know <strong>the</strong> enemy, divide <strong>the</strong> enemy, conduct <strong>the</strong> action on<br />
several levels," <strong>the</strong> manual advises. "Personalize <strong>the</strong><br />
conflict. . . .Don't let your people fraternize with <strong>the</strong><br />
enemy... .Personalize it so you fight a person ra<strong>the</strong>r than<br />
<strong>the</strong> system. . . .Build all strategies and tactics around<br />
conflict Use confrontation to buy a piece of <strong>the</strong> power."<br />
The reference to 1960s community organizer Saul<br />
Alinsky in its title makes this manual sound somewhat<br />
quaint, but it still circulates, although <strong>the</strong> NEA's J. Michael<br />
Arisman, who authorized it 15 years ago, explains that <strong>the</strong>y<br />
don't really use it that much any more. When a reporter<br />
asked him why, Arisman replied, "For one thing, we<br />
became powerful."<br />
I<br />
n <strong>the</strong> 1970s, <strong>the</strong> NEA did indeed come of age. George<br />
Fisher, <strong>the</strong>n president of <strong>the</strong> organization, said in 1970,<br />
"We are realistic enough to know that <strong>the</strong> great lobbies<br />
have power, and that if we're going to get a share of <strong>the</strong> pie,<br />
we'd better move in alongside of <strong>the</strong>m." In 1972, <strong>the</strong> NEA<br />
set up a political action committee. The NEA's first major<br />
objective, its new president Helen Wise said in 1973, was<br />
to "reverse <strong>the</strong> national leadership in Washington and put<br />
a friend of education in <strong>the</strong> White House and more friends<br />
of education in Congress."<br />
In 1976, <strong>the</strong> NEA finally crossed its Rubicon<br />
when it endorsed, for <strong>the</strong> first time, a presidential candidate.<br />
The union spent its virginity on Jimmy Carter. "The massive<br />
support of teachers was critical to our winning this election,"<br />
gushed Carter aide Hamilton Jordan after <strong>the</strong> deed was<br />
done. "All over <strong>the</strong> nation, we turned to <strong>the</strong> NEA for<br />
assistance, and <strong>the</strong>y delivered." Carter kept his part of <strong>the</strong><br />
deal by giving <strong>the</strong> NEA, in effect, its own federal<br />
agency, <strong>the</strong> Department of Education. (To get a<br />
sense of <strong>the</strong> magnitude of Carter's act, one might<br />
imagine Ronald Reagan or George Bush<br />
rewarding <strong>the</strong> National Rifle Association for its<br />
support by establishing a federal Department of<br />
Firearms in Washington to promote weapons<br />
sales and teach marksmanship nationwide.)<br />
Carter's move fur<strong>the</strong>r centralized<br />
American education and gave <strong>the</strong> NEA <strong>the</strong> topdown<br />
control it has worked to consolidate since<br />
1976. While <strong>the</strong> union would have to be judged a<br />
cataclysmic failure if evaluated by what has<br />
happened to American education during <strong>the</strong><br />
period of its preeminence, it has been a resounding<br />
success in <strong>the</strong> political arena. Since establishment of<br />
its political action committee, some 80 percent of<br />
<strong>the</strong> candidates <strong>the</strong> NEA has backed have been<br />
elected.<br />
As with any empire, conquering a vast<br />
territory has proved to be easier for <strong>the</strong> NEA than<br />
maintaining control. Until <strong>the</strong> '80s, recalcitrant<br />
local school boards and legislators NEA chiefs<br />
regarded as stingy with state funds were <strong>the</strong><br />
union's bete noire. But <strong>the</strong>n <strong>the</strong>re appeared a<br />
concept—once only talked about in <strong>the</strong> most<br />
Utopian of terms—to which union officials reacted as<br />
if it were <strong>the</strong> black death: school choice. Ever<br />
since leaving <strong>the</strong> realm of Friedmanite <strong>the</strong>ory<br />
and becoming a real alternative to <strong>the</strong> irreparably<br />
deteriorating public education system, choice<br />
has stood alone on <strong>the</strong> NEA's enemy list,<br />
representing <strong>the</strong> union' s version of <strong>the</strong> line in <strong>the</strong><br />
sand.<br />
In 1988, George Bush, in what seemed at<br />
<strong>the</strong> time a fairly innocuous move, ordered <strong>the</strong> Department<br />
of Education to set up a Center for Choice in Education,<br />
complete with an 800 number for inquiries. Infuriated<br />
NEA officials regarded this as a declaration of war. They<br />
vowed to hold <strong>the</strong> line against choice while also<br />
redoubling <strong>the</strong>ir efforts to get <strong>the</strong> Republicans out of <strong>the</strong><br />
White House.<br />
Help was on <strong>the</strong> way. In December of 1991,<br />
candidate Bill Clinton told an NEA screening panel, "If I<br />
become President, you'll be my partners." The NEA backed<br />
Clinton to <strong>the</strong> hilt and celebrated his victory by sending<br />
posters to over 26,000 schools booming "Bill Clinton and<br />
Al Gore's Most Excellent Inaugural." Like Jimmy Carter,<br />
Bill Clinton came through on every level of <strong>the</strong> NEA wish<br />
list. Scarcely had he ended his inaugural speech when his<br />
incoming administration shut down <strong>the</strong> Center For Choice<br />
in Education, sending choice advocates scrambling for<br />
cover. Since <strong>the</strong>n, <strong>the</strong> Clinton Department of Education has<br />
returned to <strong>the</strong> status it had during <strong>the</strong> Carter years as a<br />
mouthpiece for NEA policy.<br />
The NEA's effectiveness as a political juggernaut is so A<br />
striking that it is easy to lose sight of <strong>the</strong> way in which <strong>the</strong><br />
union has defined <strong>the</strong> educational culture in this country. But<br />
here too <strong>the</strong> NEA has managed to have its way, creating<br />
something like a hermetic seal around questions of public<br />
policy where education is concerned and exerting a control<br />
that is near totalitarian.<br />
In 1970, NEA President George Fisher said <strong>the</strong><br />
organization was on <strong>the</strong> edge of finally realizing its "113-<br />
year-old dream of controlling who enters, who stays, and<br />
who leaves <strong>the</strong> profession." Since <strong>the</strong>n, it has crossed over<br />
into <strong>the</strong> promised land. The NEA's mania for control has<br />
been nowhere more evident than in <strong>the</strong> way it has colonized<br />
education departments in universities across <strong>the</strong> country,<br />
defining who teaches, how and what <strong>the</strong>y teach, and where.<br />
NEA guidelines have been instrumental in redefining <strong>the</strong><br />
fiercely independent teacher who was almost an American<br />
folk figure at <strong>the</strong> turn of <strong>the</strong> century as a "certificated<br />
person." This is <strong>the</strong> result of a course of study for <strong>the</strong><br />
educational credential which dumbs down prospective<br />
teachers and instructs <strong>the</strong>m in "educanto," <strong>the</strong> bureaucratic<br />
patois that refers to libraries as "learning resource centers"<br />
and grades as "student outcomes" and numbingly insists<br />
that "goals and objectives" be "prioritized."<br />
Joe Overton of Michigan's Mackinac Center for<br />
Public Policy says that <strong>the</strong> NEA is determined to control <strong>the</strong><br />
certification process because "<strong>the</strong>y don't want to free up<br />
schools to make choices." Without a teacher's certificate,<br />
Albert Einstein and Thomas Edison would not be allowed<br />
to teach in public schools. With certificates, people who are<br />
definitely not Einstein or Edison’s have come to monopolize<br />
<strong>the</strong> teaching profession.<br />
While insisting on its ideas of teacher certification,<br />
however, <strong>the</strong> NEA fights parent ideas of teacher<br />
accountability. The NEA is against merit pay, one way of
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rewarding <strong>the</strong> initiative and resourcefulness of<br />
teachers who manage extraordinary achievement<br />
against <strong>the</strong> grain of <strong>the</strong> system. The official<br />
position is that such merit pay increases would<br />
be "political," involving school administrators in<br />
judgments about which members of <strong>the</strong>ir staffs<br />
were producing and which were not. But <strong>the</strong><br />
real reason <strong>the</strong> NEA and its affiliates oppose<br />
merit pay is that such a system would, decrease<br />
union bargaining power for teachers en bloc.<br />
Such a position has led <strong>the</strong> NEA to <strong>the</strong><br />
preposterous notion that just as <strong>the</strong>re is no such<br />
thing as an excellent teacher, so <strong>the</strong>re is no such<br />
thing as a bad one. Union reps make a local<br />
school board's life miserable when <strong>the</strong>y attempt<br />
to get rid of even a grossly incompetent teacher.<br />
A file of several years' duration documenting<br />
<strong>the</strong> ineptitude must be established. Even <strong>the</strong>n, it<br />
costs an average $50,000 to complete <strong>the</strong><br />
negotiations that characterize a dismissal<br />
process.<br />
Many teachers are frustrated by <strong>the</strong><br />
opposition to merit pay. Some feel victimized by<br />
what <strong>the</strong>y call <strong>the</strong> "forced union two-step." The<br />
NEA pushes for state laws that require all<br />
teachers in a bargaining unit to accept even<br />
unwanted union representation. Once <strong>the</strong>y have<br />
accomplished this goal, union bosses <strong>the</strong>n<br />
complain that <strong>the</strong>y must represent those who<br />
don't want <strong>the</strong>ir representation and whom <strong>the</strong>y<br />
shun and castigate as "free riders" in <strong>the</strong> NEA<br />
equivalent of Catch-22.<br />
While <strong>the</strong> NEA has made sure that it is<br />
practically impossible to fire incompetent<br />
teachers, it has successfully pushed for laws,<br />
now effective in several states, that allow for <strong>the</strong> firing of<br />
teachers who refuse to pay union dues. Anne Parks, a<br />
Detroit teacher who was fired for refusing to pay agency<br />
shop fees, says, "If union officials—who function outside<br />
<strong>the</strong> control of <strong>the</strong> public—can determine who has <strong>the</strong><br />
privilege of teaching America's young, men where is<br />
democracy, where is responsibility, where is academic<br />
freedom? We can't surrender our schools to <strong>the</strong> dictates of<br />
union bossism and <strong>the</strong>n expect our children to respect<br />
individual human rights."<br />
In 1983, Charleen Sciambi of Fremont, California,<br />
was named best foreign-language teacher in <strong>the</strong> state. But<br />
when union officials demanded that she pay dues, she<br />
refused. After a bitter fight, <strong>the</strong> non-union teacher resigned<br />
ra<strong>the</strong>r than be "reduced to playing <strong>the</strong> role of a beggar at <strong>the</strong><br />
union's back door." Said Sciambi, "I didn't need <strong>the</strong> union<br />
for anything. I stood on my performance... .[In resigning]<br />
I told [<strong>the</strong> students] my employer intended to confiscate my<br />
wages without my permission and that was <strong>the</strong> status of a<br />
slave."<br />
It is not as if NEA members are under illusions<br />
about <strong>the</strong>ir product. Increasingly, <strong>the</strong>y send <strong>the</strong>ir own<br />
children to private schools while obeying union leaders'<br />
demands to block voucher plans mat would enable innercity<br />
blacks and Hispanics to do likewise. On a recent David<br />
Brinkley TV show, George Will charged that 50 percent of<br />
NEA teachers sent <strong>the</strong>ir kids to private schools. "It's not 50<br />
percent," <strong>the</strong> agitated NEA chief Keith Geiger sputtered in<br />
response. "It's 40 percent"<br />
The National Education Association's offensive of <strong>the</strong><br />
past quarter century has not only won it a vast domain<br />
but destabilized areas of public education that were once at<br />
least semi-independent and turned <strong>the</strong>m into union satellites.<br />
The local and national Parent Teacher Association is a<br />
good example. "You'd be hard pressed to find a difference<br />
between <strong>the</strong> PTA and NEA," says a federal education<br />
official who asks not to be identified and who points out<br />
that <strong>the</strong> national Parent Teacher Association recently shared<br />
office space with <strong>the</strong> NEA in Washington.<br />
Ella Miamato, vice president for education of <strong>the</strong><br />
California PTA, acknowledges that <strong>the</strong> PTA serves in<br />
"educational coalitions" with <strong>the</strong> California Teachers<br />
Association, an NEA affiliate whose president, Del Weber,<br />
once said that school choice was an idea"so evil it shouldn't<br />
even be on <strong>the</strong> ballot." Under Weber's direction, CTA<br />
union members harassed petition takers trying to get a<br />
choice initiative on <strong>the</strong> California ballot in 1992 and signed<br />
phony names in an effort to block Proposition 174 (as <strong>the</strong><br />
California voucher plan was eventually called) from even<br />
qualifying for <strong>the</strong> ballot.<br />
It was an action at times so extreme that former<br />
Secretary of <strong>the</strong> Department of Education William Bennett<br />
called CTA operatives a "goon squad." But what was<br />
perhaps most shocking was that <strong>the</strong> once-independent PTA<br />
helped <strong>the</strong> union distribute anti-choice propaganda heavy<br />
Former NEA President Mary Futreii<br />
on scare tactics, which teachers sent home stapled to<br />
children's' homework. In California, <strong>the</strong> PTA has acted as<br />
a ventriloquist's dummy for <strong>the</strong> NEA's questionable claim<br />
that education is under funded.<br />
If <strong>the</strong> NEA has suborned <strong>the</strong> parents' voice in<br />
public education, it has also used for financial selfenhancement<br />
its leverage over school administrators. In a<br />
July 1993 Forbes article titled "The National Extortion<br />
Association?," Peter Brimelow and Leslie Spencer pointed<br />
out that, at <strong>the</strong> same time it engages in collective bargaining<br />
with school districts, <strong>the</strong> NEA also functions as an insurance<br />
conglomerate, getting fat rake-offs for <strong>the</strong> benefit plans it<br />
peddles to <strong>the</strong>m. The authors reveal that in Fairfax, Virginia,<br />
an NEA-controlled committee transferred school board<br />
health coverage from Blue Cross/Shield to Prudential, a<br />
policy that <strong>the</strong> NEA sells, even though <strong>the</strong> new coverage<br />
was inferior and more expensive than <strong>the</strong> old. This is <strong>the</strong><br />
case in many school districts, where administrators opt for<br />
<strong>the</strong> NEA's second-rate coverage lest <strong>the</strong>y suddenly<br />
experience "labor trouble."<br />
The NEA also has an official relationship with<br />
Horace Mann Educators Corporation, a property, casualty,<br />
and life insurer founded in 1945. Horace Mann provides<br />
liability insurance for NEA members, which fur<strong>the</strong>r<br />
increases union control over <strong>the</strong> rank and file. When <strong>the</strong>n-<br />
Gov. of Tennessee Lamar Alexander proposed that <strong>the</strong><br />
state provide teacher's liability insurance, <strong>the</strong> NEA went<br />
ballistic—possibly <strong>the</strong> first time a union has objected to an<br />
employer providing benefits—and even accused <strong>the</strong><br />
governor of "union busting."<br />
N<br />
ot only is <strong>the</strong> world's largest union uniquely poised to<br />
maximize its power and profits by swee<strong>the</strong>art business<br />
deals, its clout and quasi-official status give it <strong>the</strong> inside<br />
track to push a political agenda.<br />
In <strong>the</strong> past, this agenda was defined by naiveté* and<br />
soft-headedriess in <strong>the</strong> international arena. High-profile<br />
American educators such as Stephen P. Duggan admired<br />
concepts such as "psychopolitics," which Soviet educators<br />
hoped would mold a New Socialist Man. And in <strong>the</strong> mid-<br />
1930s, <strong>the</strong> NEA sponsored teacher exchanges with <strong>the</strong><br />
USSR; during World War II, it began touting world<br />
government.<br />
At <strong>the</strong> close of <strong>the</strong> '60s, <strong>the</strong> NEA leadership, like<br />
o<strong>the</strong>r self-defined "progressives," went from <strong>the</strong> Utopian to<br />
<strong>the</strong> doctrinaire. In 1970, <strong>the</strong> union lifted restrictions on<br />
Communist members implemented during <strong>the</strong> 1950s, when<br />
even <strong>the</strong> ACLU had turned its back on <strong>the</strong> comrades. In<br />
1971, NEA President Donald Morrison and Executive<br />
Secretary Sam Lambert spent two weeks on a Potemkinvillage<br />
tour of <strong>the</strong> USSR at <strong>the</strong> behest of <strong>the</strong> Education and<br />
Scientific Workers of <strong>the</strong> Soviet Union. "I was impressed<br />
with <strong>the</strong> fact that <strong>the</strong>ir system of distributing goods and<br />
services seemed to be working," said Lambert, "and that<br />
<strong>the</strong> Soviets do seem to have eliminated poverty." The<br />
Soviets were delighted to get such a smiley face<br />
on <strong>the</strong>ir report card from unionized American<br />
educrats, who visited no pro-democracy dissidents<br />
and continued to mark <strong>the</strong> USSR by a lower<br />
standard than <strong>the</strong>ir own country.<br />
During <strong>the</strong> '80s, <strong>the</strong> NEA appeared to<br />
indulge every anti-corporate, anti-American<br />
propaganda blitz, at one time going so far as to<br />
allow <strong>the</strong> nuclear-freeze campaign to operate<br />
from NEA offices. In 1981, Robert Moir of <strong>the</strong><br />
Daily World, a Communist Party organ, attended<br />
<strong>the</strong> NEA's annual convention in Minneapolis<br />
and liked what he saw. "Nowhere in <strong>the</strong> basic<br />
documents of NEA, in <strong>the</strong>ir resolutions or new<br />
business items, are <strong>the</strong>re any anti-Soviet or antisocialist<br />
positions," he wrote. "It has chosen a<br />
position in opposition to transnational<br />
corporations, to racism, to <strong>the</strong> Pentagon, and to<br />
<strong>the</strong> Reagan Administration. In doing so, it will<br />
increasingly be righting shoulder-to-shoulder with<br />
fellow trade unionists as <strong>the</strong> class struggle<br />
intensifies."<br />
The NEA's infatuations once drew fire<br />
from <strong>the</strong> rival American Federation of Teachers,<br />
which did not regard <strong>the</strong> USSR as a model to be<br />
admired. "The Communist government considers it<br />
a great propaganda coup to have <strong>the</strong>ir phony<br />
'unions' accepted around <strong>the</strong> world as true<br />
representatives of <strong>the</strong> workers," says an AFT<br />
pamphlet. "When <strong>the</strong> NEA establishes ties with<br />
<strong>the</strong>se groups and agrees to have official exchanges<br />
with <strong>the</strong>m, it plays right into <strong>the</strong> propaganda<br />
maneuvers of <strong>the</strong>se totalitarian governments."<br />
But <strong>the</strong> days when <strong>the</strong> AFT could be<br />
considered a possible counterweight to <strong>the</strong> NEA<br />
have long since vanished. Presently, <strong>the</strong> two unions are<br />
negotiating a merger.<br />
With <strong>the</strong> end of <strong>the</strong> Cold War, <strong>the</strong> NEA has become a<br />
classic example of how <strong>the</strong> traditional left-oriented<br />
organizations, shorn of foreign Utopias to hold up as<br />
models, shifted <strong>the</strong>ir political focus to <strong>the</strong> home front. The<br />
union has stepped into <strong>the</strong> forefront of race/class/gender<br />
issues and put itself squarely on <strong>the</strong> side of<br />
"multiculturalism" and "diversity."<br />
The union's institutional leverage enables it to<br />
disguise PC as educational reform through vehicles such as<br />
<strong>the</strong> controversial California Learning Assessment System<br />
(CLAS), about which CTA boss Del Weber wrote, "This is<br />
almost exactly what CTA has been urging for more than a<br />
decade."<br />
The CLAS tests, largely designed by CTA<br />
"development teams," have been designed to replace<br />
objective examinations. They include essays on such PC<br />
issues as race, recycling, gun control, and non-traditional<br />
marriage. Children are instructed to write down <strong>the</strong>ir<br />
"feelings" and encouraged to borrow from o<strong>the</strong>rs in group<br />
exercises. (One test asks: "How does your group feel about<br />
<strong>the</strong> treatment <strong>the</strong> Chinese received from <strong>the</strong> Americans?<br />
Below write what your group thinks.")<br />
In addition to being "examined" within this<br />
framework, students are urged to become politically active,<br />
particularly through protest letters to politicians. In<br />
Maryland, teachers refused to write college<br />
recommendations for graduating students unless <strong>the</strong> kids<br />
also wrote to local officials urging tax increases that would<br />
benefit <strong>the</strong> union. And Thomas Sowell cites a California<br />
case in which students, after prompting by teachers, wrote<br />
to officials saying: "I hate you. I would like to kill you" and<br />
"I'm going to set your house on fire and get my homies to<br />
beat you up."<br />
When both conservative and liberal parents<br />
protested <strong>the</strong> CLAS tests, <strong>the</strong> union became extremely<br />
agitated. "The far-right network in California has a longrange<br />
goal of discrediting public education," it said in a<br />
joint declaration of 1994 with <strong>the</strong> left-wing lobbying group<br />
People for <strong>the</strong> American Way. "Its attacks on CLAS are<br />
designed to undermine reforms that are essential to<br />
improving <strong>the</strong> quality of public education in California."<br />
The California Teachers' Association defense of<br />
CLAS is not dissimilar to <strong>the</strong> NEA's defense nationally of<br />
Outcome Based Education, which also inculcates politically<br />
correct values. "The National Education Association<br />
through its Center for Innovation is gaga over OBE," wrote<br />
Richmond Times-Dispatch columnist Robert Holland, who,<br />
in a series of articles, exposed OBE as "fake reform—PC<br />
junk—that profits no one except <strong>the</strong> consultants peddling<br />
<strong>the</strong>ir wares to gullible educrats."<br />
Educator Linda Page agrees with this<br />
characterization, charging that OBE, <strong>the</strong> opposite of a<br />
standards-based system, is "an attempt to come up with an
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explanation why students aren't learning and teachers<br />
aren't teaching." A one-time public school principal and<br />
educational think tank director, Page says that OBE is "an<br />
excuse for teaching.anything you want to teach and in <strong>the</strong><br />
process removing accountability."<br />
Outcome Based Education ignores both standards<br />
and parental input. In keeping with <strong>the</strong> era of good feeling<br />
<strong>the</strong> NEA is trying to create as <strong>the</strong> performance of its<br />
members plummets, OBE seeks to make students "feel<br />
good about <strong>the</strong>mselves" regardless of whe<strong>the</strong>r or not <strong>the</strong>y<br />
have learned anything in <strong>the</strong> classroom. In his series for <strong>the</strong><br />
Richmond Times-Dispatch, Robert Holland cited a case in<br />
which black parents in Chicago sued educrats for<br />
malpractice because OBE had turned <strong>the</strong> school into a<br />
"factory of failure." The district dropped OBE after<br />
admitting that test scores had plunged during its reign.<br />
None<strong>the</strong>less, Goals 2000, <strong>the</strong> Clinton administration's<br />
reform plan signed into law this year, is replete<br />
with OBE concepts. Part of <strong>the</strong> Goals 2000 program is<br />
"Exploring <strong>the</strong> American Experience," an outline of new<br />
history "standards" for grades 5-12 hot off <strong>the</strong> presses in<br />
late October from UCLA's National Center for History in<br />
<strong>the</strong> Schools. The product of more than $2 million in grants<br />
from <strong>the</strong> Department of Education and National Endowment<br />
for <strong>the</strong> Humanities, this history outline was also blessed by<br />
<strong>the</strong> NEA, whose representatives served on <strong>the</strong> committee<br />
that drew it up.<br />
The new outline is staunchly revisionist. While<br />
Paul Revere and <strong>the</strong> Wright Bro<strong>the</strong>rs are not mentioned,<br />
<strong>the</strong>re are numerous references to <strong>the</strong> KKK and Joe McCarthy<br />
and o<strong>the</strong>r aspects of what is emphasized as <strong>the</strong> dark side of<br />
American history. The Constitution is virtually ignored<br />
and <strong>the</strong> Sierra Club and National Organization for Women<br />
get more attention than <strong>the</strong> First Continental Congress.<br />
Under <strong>the</strong> guidelines established by this work,<br />
students are to "analyze <strong>the</strong> achievements and grandeur<br />
of Mansa Musa's court, and <strong>the</strong> social customs and wealth<br />
of <strong>the</strong> kingdom of Mali," but <strong>the</strong>re is no reference to such<br />
dead white males as Alexander Graham Bell, Thomas<br />
Edison, Albert Einstein, and Jonas Salk. Writing in The<br />
Wall Street Journal, former National Institute of <strong>the</strong><br />
Humanities chair Lynn Cheney concluded that <strong>the</strong>se<br />
standards were a travesty and "not only a politically correct<br />
version [of American history], but a version of history<br />
that's not true."<br />
Former Department of Education Assistant<br />
Secretary Diane Ravitch, now at New York University,<br />
said that <strong>the</strong> whole thing smacked of "victim psychology,"<br />
and Chester Finn, co-author with Ravitch of What do Our<br />
17-Year-Olds Know?, called <strong>the</strong> guidelines "anti-Western"<br />
and "hostile to <strong>the</strong> main threads of American History."<br />
While contributing to <strong>the</strong> rewriting of American history,<br />
<strong>the</strong> NEA has also gotten involved in <strong>the</strong> sexual<br />
harassment industry. With <strong>the</strong> union's helpful input, <strong>the</strong><br />
U.S. Department of Education is currently developing<br />
national sexual harassment guidelines. "We've had<br />
extensive dialogue and exchanged some letters," says <strong>the</strong><br />
NEA's Claudia Edwards, who adds that <strong>the</strong> NEA was also<br />
involved in "focus group discussions" on <strong>the</strong> subject.<br />
In October, <strong>the</strong> NEA released its own sexualharassment<br />
guideline, Flirting or Hurting?, which union<br />
president Keith Geiger said had been "rigorously field<br />
tested by 42 teachers from Massachusetts/' a state whose<br />
sexual harassment curriculum, interestingly enough, had<br />
been developed by Nan Stein, one of <strong>the</strong> Flirting authors.<br />
(Stein, who works for <strong>the</strong> Center for Research on Women<br />
at Wellesley College, is <strong>the</strong> source for much gender-based<br />
propaganda masquerading as social science, including <strong>the</strong><br />
notion that schoolboys who flip up girls' skirts are "gender<br />
terrorists.")<br />
Noting that one of <strong>the</strong> scholarly "resources" for<br />
Flirting is a column by Ellen Goodman, Christina Hoff<br />
Sommers, author of Who Stole Feminism?, says, "The<br />
NEA has jumped on <strong>the</strong> bandwagon, and it's very<br />
unfortunate. They should immediately put on <strong>the</strong>ir staff<br />
some sound social scientist who could distinguish between<br />
junk science and <strong>the</strong> real thing."<br />
The Flirting guidelines, say <strong>the</strong> NEA authors, not<br />
only intend to reduce and eliminate sexual harassment in<br />
schools but "aim at a transformation of <strong>the</strong> broader school<br />
culture." Dealing effectively with sexual harassment, <strong>the</strong>y<br />
say, "is much easier if a school has committed itself to<br />
infusing a spirit of equity and including a critique of<br />
injustice in its curriculum and pedagogy. We need to view<br />
sexual harassment as a systemic problem and treat it with<br />
sustained and multidimensional education efforts." They<br />
insist that those subjected to training should include cafeteria<br />
workers, bus drivers, teachers' aides, janitors, adjunct<br />
music teachers, driver's-ed teachers and coaches.<br />
The NEA's powerful position virtually assures<br />
that <strong>the</strong>se guidelines—like <strong>the</strong> revision of American<br />
history—will soon be in use across <strong>the</strong> nation and that<br />
kindergarten boys who flip <strong>the</strong> dresses of little girls will not<br />
be punished for rudeness but stigmatized as tiny sexual<br />
harassers.<br />
T<br />
he National Education Association is rich in enemies<br />
as well as money. The analogy with <strong>the</strong> Teamsters in<br />
<strong>the</strong>ir halcyon days holds true in <strong>the</strong> contempt with which<br />
<strong>the</strong> NEA is regarded not only by professionals who have<br />
watched its development but also by parents who have felt<br />
its power imperil <strong>the</strong>ir children’s' education.<br />
"The NEA represents everything I abhor in<br />
American Education," said educator Chester Finn in a<br />
recent TV interview. "They are <strong>the</strong> monopoly. They are <strong>the</strong><br />
status quo. They are <strong>the</strong> problem."<br />
Law professor Phillip Johnson of UC-Berkeley<br />
adds that "<strong>the</strong> National Education Association does not<br />
represent <strong>the</strong> legitimate interests of school teachers, as it<br />
should, because it has been taken over by a gang of<br />
ideologues whose only interest is in left-wing agit prop."<br />
For Linda Page, who saw <strong>the</strong> radicalization of <strong>the</strong> union<br />
first-hand as a California teacher in 1968, <strong>the</strong> NEA is "more<br />
socialistic than <strong>the</strong> former Soviet Union. Their agenda is<br />
power and control more than students. The NEA agenda is<br />
in direct opposition to what is good for kids."<br />
With a willing collaborator sitting in <strong>the</strong> White<br />
House, however precariously, <strong>the</strong> NEA doesn't seem<br />
worried about its future. But <strong>the</strong>re are portents that<br />
<strong>the</strong> union's power may be waning. While it is true <strong>the</strong><br />
Florida citrus growers did not renew <strong>the</strong> contract of Rush<br />
Limbaugh as <strong>the</strong>ir spokesman, it is also <strong>the</strong> case that <strong>the</strong><br />
NEA could not prevent <strong>the</strong> recent reelection of Michigan<br />
Gov. John Engler, a tax and education reformer and one<br />
of <strong>the</strong> union's most outspoken foes, despite an expenditure<br />
of some $2 million in behalf of Engler's opponent. Nor<br />
could <strong>the</strong> NEA's massive spending on behalf of<br />
friendly Senate and Congressional candidates prevent <strong>the</strong><br />
conservative tide from sweeping <strong>the</strong> nation in November.<br />
Choice, seemingly dead after <strong>the</strong> defeat of Proposition<br />
174 in California two years ago, is now a livelier issue than<br />
ever before.<br />
The NEA, like <strong>the</strong> former USSR, has a difficult<br />
strategic cross to bear. It is condemned to fight on many<br />
fronts to preserve its empire but can't afford to lose a single<br />
battle. President Keith Geiger gives <strong>the</strong> game away when<br />
he warns members against "letting <strong>the</strong> kids escape." But<br />
despite <strong>the</strong> NEA's desperate efforts, that is what is<br />
happening. Support for educational school choice is at an<br />
all-time high, particularly among minorities. The<br />
information highway is turning <strong>the</strong> living room into a<br />
classroom. Many parents now opt to educate <strong>the</strong>ir children<br />
privately, or at home, regardless of cost or inconvenience.<br />
Choice initiatives are not going to go away, and sooner or<br />
later <strong>the</strong> NEA will lose one of <strong>the</strong>se battles—and <strong>the</strong> kids<br />
will escape for good.<br />
"The Berlin Wall analogy is appropriate," says<br />
educational researcher Joe Overton. "All it takes is one<br />
crack. Once <strong>the</strong>y see daylight on <strong>the</strong> o<strong>the</strong>r side, all those<br />
poor people who have suffered all <strong>the</strong>se years will pour<br />
through."<br />
—The Editors<br />
Gay White Males, continued from page 5 Gay and<br />
Lesbian Task Force told <strong>the</strong> Washington Post last June.<br />
Tony Summers of <strong>the</strong> D.C. Coalition of Black Lesbians and<br />
Gay Men and Bisexuals was quoted in <strong>the</strong> same story as<br />
expressing "concerns [that] black and Hispanic<br />
homosexuals as well as transvestites might not be well<br />
represented" at Stonewall 25. Just who was standing at <strong>the</strong><br />
gates keeping <strong>the</strong>m out? After all, <strong>the</strong> quota-minded<br />
Stonewall 25 crew appointed a Latino drag queen as a cochair/spokesperson<br />
for <strong>the</strong> event, so if gays of color didn't<br />
participate in sufficient numbers perhaps <strong>the</strong>y should blame<br />
<strong>the</strong>mselves.<br />
Speaking of baiting gay white males, RaanMedley,<br />
a lawyer and former member of ACT BLACK (<strong>the</strong> African-<br />
American caucus of ACT-UP) wrote a June Newsday oped<br />
in which he gave as an example of gay white male<br />
supremacy (as well as <strong>the</strong> white gay community's<br />
"conspicuous consumerism") <strong>the</strong> IKEA commercial<br />
featuring a gay white male couple buying furniture. "That<br />
ad was <strong>the</strong> culmination of 25 years of.. .de facto segregation<br />
by one of <strong>the</strong> nation's best organized, most politically<br />
cohesive and, indeed, narcissistic minorities," Medley wrote<br />
in a sentiment that could put <strong>the</strong> worst gay-bashers in <strong>the</strong><br />
country to shame.<br />
In July, Eric Stephen Booth, who described himself<br />
as "a middle-class black gay man," wrote a letter to <strong>the</strong><br />
New York Times in which he came to <strong>the</strong> astounding<br />
conclusion that "since AIDS, white gays have endured<br />
discrimination for <strong>the</strong> first time." He added that in terms of<br />
its bigotry "<strong>the</strong> upper-middle-class white gay community<br />
is no better than its straight counterparts."<br />
In fact, <strong>the</strong>re's not one gay organiza-tion that I<br />
know of which isn't devoting substantial time and energy<br />
to outreach efforts on behalf of gays and lesbians of color.<br />
But true "diversity" and "inclusion" isn't really what<br />
lesbigay leftists are after. They're seeking to<br />
disempowered gay white men who are, by virtue of <strong>the</strong>ir<br />
race and gender,<br />
demonized into part of a class of oppressors—regardless of<br />
<strong>the</strong>ir individual histories, economic situations, or what<br />
have you. It is, in short, an ethos of collective guilt And <strong>the</strong><br />
remedy is quotas.<br />
T<br />
he result of all this radicalism in <strong>the</strong> gay and lesbian<br />
community is clean polarization between moderates<br />
interested in gay rights and radical leftists and feminists<br />
bent on keeping gay white male professionals in<br />
<strong>the</strong>ir place—writing checks and making guilty selfcriticism.<br />
Gay conservative and libertarian dissidents,<br />
such as A Place at <strong>the</strong> Table author Bruce Bawer, are<br />
regularly excoriated in <strong>the</strong> leftist gay press. There has<br />
been a concerted attempt to silence <strong>the</strong>se individuals.<br />
As lesbian feminist Sara Miles recently huffed in Out<br />
magazine, "Their criticisms of existing gay politics<br />
and subculture are rooted in <strong>the</strong> same backlash against<br />
feminism, multiculturalism, and affirmative action<br />
that fuels <strong>the</strong> broader neo-conservative movement."<br />
It was my growing sense of unease with all this<br />
that eventually led me to step back from <strong>the</strong> gay rights<br />
organizations, and I'm far from alone. The majority of gay<br />
men and lesbians avoid active involvement in <strong>the</strong> movement<br />
per se (as opposed to AIDS causes). A big reason is that <strong>the</strong><br />
politically correct ethos is so off-putting, especially with<br />
<strong>the</strong> new wrinkle of self-criticism sessions led by over-paid<br />
diversity consultants, where gay participants must confess<br />
<strong>the</strong>ir sexism and racism.<br />
Fortunately, as in society at large, a growing<br />
number of gay people are now expressing resentment<br />
toward <strong>the</strong> leftist-feminist "oppression hierarchies"<br />
that scapegoat gay white men as privileged members<br />
of <strong>the</strong> patriarchy and belittle <strong>the</strong> bigotry we face. But<br />
many on <strong>the</strong> anti-PC right, ra<strong>the</strong>r than reaching out to gays<br />
and lesbians who are standing up to radical lesbigay<br />
PC, prefer to label all gay people as naturally subversive.<br />
These same conservatives have no trouble<br />
distinguishing between millions of moderate African-<br />
Americans, on one hand, and militant Afrocentrists on<br />
<strong>the</strong> o<strong>the</strong>r; or between moderate women and radical<br />
feminists. Yet when it comes to gays, we're all painted in<br />
a single shade with a broad brush.<br />
There are electoral advantages that <strong>the</strong> conservative<br />
movement could reap by recognizing that all<br />
gays are not born leftists and are becoming alienated<br />
from <strong>the</strong> gender left in increasing numbers all <strong>the</strong> time.<br />
In its recent post-election "Portrait of <strong>the</strong> Electorate:<br />
Who Voted for Whom," <strong>the</strong> New York Times included<br />
a breakdown of voters across <strong>the</strong> country who identified<br />
<strong>the</strong>mselves to exit pollers as gay, lesbian or bisexual.<br />
In 1992, 23 percent of <strong>the</strong>m had voted for Republican<br />
House candidates. This' year <strong>the</strong> figure was 40 percent.<br />
(Surprised?)<br />
The trend toward <strong>the</strong> GOP is even more<br />
pronounced in <strong>the</strong> nation's large metropolitan areas. Last<br />
year saw <strong>the</strong> election of Rudy Giuliani in New York and<br />
Dick Riordan in Los Angeles (when <strong>the</strong>y were still<br />
perceived to be loyal Republicans!). Both ran as fiscal<br />
conservatives who were gay-friendly. Election day exit<br />
polling in New York showed Giuliani received 31 percent<br />
of <strong>the</strong> gay/lesbian vote and Riordan got about a third of <strong>the</strong><br />
vote in Los Angeles.<br />
Recently in <strong>the</strong> radical publication The Nation,<br />
left-wing gay playwright Tony Kushner expressed his fear<br />
that gays would reject <strong>the</strong>ir self-appointed leadership's<br />
political radicalism. This makes my point for me. If gay<br />
leftists can see <strong>the</strong> handwriting on <strong>the</strong> wall and realize that<br />
<strong>the</strong> average gay person need not remain an unquestioning<br />
constituent of <strong>the</strong> far left, why can't straight conservatives<br />
read <strong>the</strong> same message?<br />
Stephen Miller is a writer and recovering<br />
progressive living in New York City.
HETERODOXY<br />
PAGE 13<br />
WOODSTOCK-THE IAST WORD<br />
BY LAURENCE JARVIK<br />
1994 should not be allowed to dwindle away<br />
without a final goodbye to <strong>the</strong> event at which<br />
<strong>the</strong> Sixties generation looked back this year<br />
with nostalgia—Woodstock 1969. That<br />
hyper-trophied happening was something of a joke<br />
at <strong>the</strong> time (and even more in retrospect), but no<br />
o<strong>the</strong>r event from that destructive decade more<br />
clearly indicates The Way They Were.<br />
The film Woodstock—re-released this year as a<br />
"director's cut" in time for <strong>the</strong> event's 25th reunion<br />
concert—presents an image of peace, love, and music. One<br />
sees <strong>the</strong> mosh pits, <strong>the</strong> performers, and <strong>the</strong> crowds. Interviews<br />
with revelers are interspersed with townspeople who<br />
seem drawn from <strong>the</strong> painting "American Gothic"<br />
complaining about strange goings-on. There are, of course,<br />
anecdotal stories of a "bad trip" or lines for <strong>the</strong> bathrooms.<br />
In one se-quence, Army helicopters are seen airlifting a few<br />
victims of drug overcfoses. But overall, <strong>the</strong> film, produced<br />
by <strong>the</strong> same businessmen who promoted <strong>the</strong> Woodstock<br />
concert, is more a promotional infomercial than a<br />
documentary. And, above all, it presents only a tiny slice of<br />
<strong>the</strong> truth of <strong>the</strong> event.<br />
For those who took <strong>the</strong> opportunity to look back<br />
to <strong>the</strong> original news accounts, it is clear that Woodstock<br />
was not <strong>the</strong> peaceable kingdom portrayed in <strong>the</strong> film but<br />
ra<strong>the</strong>r an orgy of lawlessness, violence, and nihilism at a<br />
cold and miserable location, which was tolerable<br />
presumably only because of <strong>the</strong> drugged condition of <strong>the</strong><br />
concertgoers. In <strong>the</strong> popular myth, <strong>the</strong>concert was supposed<br />
to display <strong>the</strong> love, cooperation, and communal good<br />
feeling at <strong>the</strong> heart of Sixties utopianism. A close look at<br />
what happened at Woodstock shows quite <strong>the</strong> opposite.<br />
The murders at Altamont were already foreshadowed at<br />
Woodstock by <strong>the</strong>fts, assaults, drug sales, and at least two<br />
reported meaningless deaths.<br />
If Woodstock had been a General Motors car,<br />
Ralph Nader would have demanded it be recalled as a<br />
defective product. Instead, because it was "politically<br />
correct" for its time, its promoters and mythologizers<br />
ignored <strong>the</strong> nightmarish reality in much <strong>the</strong> same way that<br />
<strong>the</strong>y and <strong>the</strong>ir kissing cousins among <strong>the</strong> politicos of <strong>the</strong> era<br />
painted out <strong>the</strong> gulags of <strong>the</strong> Soviet Union. Woodstock had<br />
in it all <strong>the</strong> horrors of <strong>the</strong> ghastly '60s, and this was well<br />
known at <strong>the</strong> time.<br />
Yippie leader Paul Krassner wrote about a famous<br />
violent incident at Woodstock in his aptly titled<br />
autobiography, Confessions of a Raving UnconfinedNut.<br />
He recalled: "While The Who was performing, Abbie<br />
Hoffman went up on stage with <strong>the</strong> intention of informing<br />
<strong>the</strong> audience that John Sinclair of <strong>the</strong> White Pan<strong>the</strong>rs was<br />
serving ten years in prison for possession of two joints, that<br />
this was really <strong>the</strong> politics behind <strong>the</strong> event, but before he<br />
could get his message out, Pete Townshend turned his<br />
guitar into a tennis racket and smashed Abbie in <strong>the</strong> head<br />
with a swift backhand. And my yellow lea<strong>the</strong>r fringe jacket<br />
that I was wearing for <strong>the</strong> first time was stolen from <strong>the</strong><br />
"Movement City' tent."<br />
Yet <strong>the</strong> film Woodstock does not contain this<br />
scene, or any reference to this scene, an omission no doubt "hush money" was reported in <strong>the</strong> New York Times, but it<br />
intended to fur<strong>the</strong>r <strong>the</strong> myth of nonviolence that surrounds has yet to be integrated into <strong>the</strong> mythology of <strong>the</strong> event.<br />
<strong>the</strong> gauzy memory of <strong>the</strong> concert to this day. Pete If violence and corruption were features of<br />
Townshend's bashing of Abbie Hoffman was an act of Woodstock, so was crime. The Hog Farm Commune was<br />
violence—assault and battery, to be precise—and might supposed to help police <strong>the</strong> event. Richard Reeves noted<br />
have been both a criminal offense and grounds for a civil that "some festival organizers were dubious about calling<br />
suit in ano<strong>the</strong>r circumstance. But in this case, more than <strong>the</strong>m security officers. "They stole everything that wasn't<br />
simple violence underlay <strong>the</strong> assault on Hoffman, For nailed down,' one man said. [Concert organizer John]<br />
Abbie had apparently broken an agreement by "politicizing" Roberts has no idea who took what, but he does say:<br />
<strong>the</strong> concert.<br />
'Everything was taken. The jackets we planned to sell. Our<br />
New York Times writer Richard Reeves noted in a walkie-talkies. Even <strong>the</strong> jeeps disappeared.'"<br />
profile of concert promoters Mike Lang and John Roberts<br />
in <strong>the</strong> September 7, 1969, New York Times that accepting And what about <strong>the</strong> supposed anti-commercialism of<br />
payoffs was a part of Abbie's reason for being at <strong>the</strong> Woodstock and of <strong>the</strong> communal "counterculture" that<br />
festival. As Reeves wryly pointed out: "Nei<strong>the</strong>r rain, nor was more interested in spiritual enlightenment than crass<br />
garbage, nor Students for a Democratic Society could profit? On August 17, 1969, <strong>the</strong> New York Times<br />
provoke <strong>the</strong> kids. SDS and o<strong>the</strong>r radical groups, however, reported that $ 13-million worth of tickets had been sold in<br />
were paid well notto start trouble. Yippie leader Abbie advance, and $140,000 had been taken in at <strong>the</strong> gate by<br />
Hoffman got $10,000 from Woodstock to set up a big tent Woodstock Ventures. The company spent $200,000 on<br />
as headquarters for assorted radicals." That is probably advertising to promote <strong>the</strong> concert. And who were <strong>the</strong><br />
equivalent to $100,000 in 1994. No wonder Townshend event's promoters? The film Woodstock shows some<br />
smashed Abbie with his guitar when he tried to stir things longhairs in work clo<strong>the</strong>s. But <strong>the</strong> New York Times reports<br />
up. And no wonder Abbie didn't press charges. He probably of <strong>the</strong> day saw ano<strong>the</strong>r side;—a side that prefigures Gordon<br />
didn't wantto return his payoff. ThatHoffmanhad accepted Gekko and <strong>the</strong> so-called "decade of greed" of <strong>the</strong> '80s.<br />
Then.. .and Now.<br />
Here's how Richard Reeves described <strong>the</strong><br />
impresario of Woodstock at <strong>the</strong> time: "There is John<br />
Roberts in his apartment on East 85th Street. Same age as<br />
Mike, horn-rimmed glasses, Rogers Peet suit. At 25 he'll<br />
inherit <strong>the</strong> first million dollars from <strong>the</strong> Polident trust fund.<br />
Outtasight!" And here is Reeves talking about Roberts'<br />
partner for Woodstock, Mike Lang: "'I knew it was going<br />
to happen,' Mike said <strong>the</strong> o<strong>the</strong>r day as his white Porsche<br />
stopped in front of <strong>the</strong> Plaza."<br />
Now <strong>the</strong> film Woodstock, for some reason, never<br />
showed us Mike Lang's Porsche pulling up in front of New<br />
York's fashionable Plaza hotel. And it never showed us<br />
John Roberts' fashionable Upper East Side apartment, or<br />
his trust fund, for that matter.<br />
And how, precisely, did Roberts spend his time at<br />
Woodstock? The film didn't show us, but Richard Reeves<br />
did. "He spent <strong>the</strong> weekend far from <strong>the</strong> madding crowd<br />
writing $600,000 in bad checks to pay <strong>the</strong> groups, feed <strong>the</strong><br />
kids, fly medicine in, and generally to prevent a riot by <strong>the</strong><br />
kids or <strong>the</strong>ir angry creditors." So <strong>the</strong> festival of peace and<br />
music was in fact driven by crass commercial values, <strong>the</strong><br />
cash nexus, and by bad paper.<br />
The musicians who are remembered simply as<br />
pied pipers actually wanted to be paid before <strong>the</strong>y would
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perform. These scenes are not in <strong>the</strong> film, ei<strong>the</strong>r. But<br />
Richard Reeves was <strong>the</strong>re, and he described <strong>the</strong>m in<br />
<strong>the</strong> New York Times: "At one point a few of those creditors,<br />
unimpressed by <strong>the</strong> slogan 'three days of peace and<br />
music,' managed to get into Mike's trailer, behind <strong>the</strong><br />
throbbing one-acre stage and begin hassling <strong>the</strong>m for <strong>the</strong>ir<br />
bread. 'We don't have <strong>the</strong> cash right now,' Mike said<br />
softly, smiling; no one can remember ever hearing him<br />
raise his voice. 'We didn't plan it this way, but this is a<br />
free concert. There is no gate. There is no cash. It's a<br />
beautiful thing. Have some faith?'Bull—' screamed <strong>the</strong><br />
manager of one of <strong>the</strong> top groups that played at Be<strong>the</strong>l.<br />
'You say you have $40 million behind you. Then get up<br />
$5,000 cash—now!'<br />
Ano<strong>the</strong>r group manager, John Wolff of The Who,<br />
knifed in with 'cash or certified check or we don't go on.'"<br />
Such was <strong>the</strong> anti-commercialism of Woodstock! But this<br />
side of <strong>the</strong> concert was airbrushed out of <strong>the</strong> film because<br />
it didn't fit in with <strong>the</strong> mythos surrounding <strong>the</strong> moral<br />
superiority of <strong>the</strong> youth culture to <strong>the</strong> crude commercial<br />
system it was pretending to overthrow.<br />
And how did John Roberts remember <strong>the</strong> peace<br />
and love of Woodstock? "It was a nightmare—I wrote a lot<br />
of bad paper that weekend," Roberts said later as he sipped<br />
a Seven n' Seven in <strong>the</strong> Cavendish, a private club which his<br />
fa<strong>the</strong>r belongs to on Central Park West "My family is<br />
scurrying around getting <strong>the</strong> collateral to make <strong>the</strong> checks<br />
good. Everyone will be paid in 60 days."<br />
Expenses totaled $2.7 million, and <strong>the</strong> revenues<br />
were $1.4 million. In o<strong>the</strong>r words, <strong>the</strong> concert was a media<br />
event designed to generate a.long-term revenue stream<br />
from <strong>the</strong> film and album that would more than make up <strong>the</strong><br />
short-sterm shortfall. Even <strong>the</strong> temporary loss was abusiness<br />
proposition, engineered in part by Roberts and Lang's two<br />
o<strong>the</strong>r partners, Artie Kornfeld, a contemporary music<br />
executive at Capitol Records, and Joel Rosenman, a Yale<br />
Law School grad. Woodstock was Big Business—Wall<br />
Street, in fact—selling itself as something else.<br />
Jimi Hendrix was <strong>the</strong> highest paid performer<br />
at Woodstock. He got $36,000 for his gig. The film won<br />
<strong>the</strong> Oscar for "best documentary." A year later three<br />
Woodstock performers were dead: Hendrix, Janis Joplin,<br />
and Al Wilson of Canned Heat. Was this just one of<br />
those Jungian synchronicities? No. At Woodstock <strong>the</strong>re<br />
had been not only an endorsement of <strong>the</strong> drug culture<br />
which led to <strong>the</strong>ir deaths, but also widespread selling<br />
of drugs—surely <strong>the</strong> most pure form of capitalist<br />
exploitation imaginable.<br />
I<br />
n <strong>the</strong> aftermath of <strong>the</strong> event, <strong>the</strong> Times convened a panel<br />
of kids who had been at Woodstock to conduct a<br />
postmortem. The interviewers—including Joseph<br />
Llelyveld, who is today managing editor of <strong>the</strong> paper—<br />
noted <strong>the</strong> kids "all were from comfortable middle-class<br />
backgrounds."<br />
Here were some of <strong>the</strong> voices of Woodstock from<br />
<strong>the</strong> August 25, 1969, article: "JUDY: 'I never made it to <strong>the</strong><br />
concert. I never heard any music at all.' BELL: *I mean,<br />
when I saw <strong>the</strong> helicopters landing and picking up <strong>the</strong><br />
wounded, it reminded me of Viet Nam.' JIMMY: 'All my<br />
life I've had just about everything I want. And I have to<br />
have whatever I want for <strong>the</strong> rest of my life, except from<br />
now on I have to begin to think about how to provide it for<br />
myself. And I don't want to work because I can't have<br />
everything I want if I have to stay in <strong>the</strong> same place from<br />
9 to 5.'"<br />
Most important, one must remember <strong>the</strong> two<br />
reported deaths at Woodstock. One casualty had fallen<br />
from a tower and was reported to have suffered a drug<br />
overdose. The Times noted: "One o<strong>the</strong>r youth was reported<br />
killed. The police identified him as Raymond R. Mizsac,<br />
17, of Trenton, and said he had been run over by a tractor<br />
yesterday morning." Mizsac was not remembered in <strong>the</strong><br />
film of Woodstock, no doubt because <strong>the</strong> excruciatingly<br />
violent way he met his grisly fate might have cast a pall<br />
over <strong>the</strong> positive image <strong>the</strong> promoters wished.<br />
According to <strong>the</strong> New York Times, injuries were<br />
suffered by 5,000 of <strong>the</strong> concertgoers. On August 19th,<br />
1969, New York City Councilman Joseph Modugno, a<br />
Republican, complained that his son became ill after<br />
attending Woodstock. The Times reported he "called<br />
yesterday for a Federal investigation of what he charged<br />
was 'deliberate misrepresentation, fraud, and criminal<br />
negligence'" on <strong>the</strong> part of <strong>the</strong> festival's promoters and<br />
organizers.<br />
"They advertised three days of peace and music,"<br />
Mr. Modugno said, "but instead, hundreds of thousands<br />
who attended faced suffering, illness, injury, and even<br />
death."<br />
Apparently nothing came from Councilman<br />
Modugno's request AH that is left of <strong>the</strong> event is <strong>the</strong><br />
myth of its beauty and its embodiment of <strong>the</strong> pristine<br />
possibilities of <strong>the</strong> Sixties.
HETERODOXY<br />
PAGE 15<br />
Liberalism's Orwellian<br />
Perversion<br />
In Defense of Elitism, by Henry William<br />
III, New York: Doubleday, 1994<br />
REVIEWED BY GLYNN CUSTRED<br />
O<br />
ne would expect a conservative<br />
Republican, a backer of right-wing causes<br />
and a supporter of politicians such as<br />
Jesse Helms and Pat Buchanan to tell us<br />
that double standards, quotas, and political<br />
correctness represent "retrograde tribalism or<br />
wrong-headed moralism." Nor would we be in <strong>the</strong><br />
least surprised if such a person were to say that<br />
multiculturalists in our schools and universities<br />
"want all heritages and all groups to be equal,"<br />
yet like "Orwell's pigs" <strong>the</strong>y want "some to be<br />
more equal than o<strong>the</strong>rs," or that <strong>the</strong>re is "a<br />
growing recognition that something else besides<br />
racism may be holding blacks back," and that<br />
"blacks may be to some degree responsible for<br />
<strong>the</strong>ir problems."<br />
Yet <strong>the</strong>se pronouncements were not made by<br />
a staunch Republican at all, nor for that matter, even<br />
by a political conservative. Instead <strong>the</strong>y were written<br />
by a Pulitzer prize-winning critic for Time magazine,<br />
a self-identified Democrat, a card-carrying member of <strong>the</strong><br />
American Civil Liberties Union, a donor (in* his<br />
own words) to "left-of-eenter social causes" whose boyhood<br />
heroes were Hubert Humphrey and Martin Lu<strong>the</strong>r King Jr.; a<br />
man who actively supported opponents of Jesse Helms,<br />
and who boasts that he once crossed <strong>the</strong> room at a<br />
Washington parry to avoid <strong>the</strong> disagreeable possibility of<br />
having to say hello to Pat Buchanan. What's going on here?<br />
Is a journalist with all <strong>the</strong> right credentials, a bona fide<br />
member of <strong>the</strong> chattering class, a man with received<br />
sensitivities and <strong>the</strong> proper associations actually criticizing<br />
so many sacred cows? You bet he is. This and much more.<br />
His name is William Henry III, and <strong>the</strong> book in which he<br />
makes <strong>the</strong>se mordant comments is entitled In Defense of<br />
Elitism. Here is a sample of what he has to say about<br />
multiculturalism, affirmative action, feminism, <strong>the</strong> middle<br />
of politically correct language, bilingual education, and <strong>the</strong><br />
national culture.<br />
ON POLITICALLY CORRECT LANGUAGE. Indians,<br />
like everybody else, were originally immigrants who<br />
happened to arrive earlier than <strong>the</strong> rest of us. Following<br />
<strong>the</strong> latest fade to hyphenate everything, Henry suggests<br />
<strong>the</strong>y be called Siber-Americans, for <strong>the</strong> only real<br />
native Americans, he says, are "dinosaurs and skunks."<br />
ON MULTICULTURALISM. Multicultulralists in <strong>the</strong><br />
university are engaged in "pseudo-scholarship," and <strong>the</strong><br />
courses <strong>the</strong>y teach amount to no more than "special pleading<br />
studies" which seek to instill, <strong>the</strong>n minister to, a paranoid<br />
sense of victimology among assorted self-proclaimed<br />
minorities." Indeed such courses are a "sort of feel-good<br />
learning" which "epitomizes <strong>the</strong> endemic confusion of <strong>the</strong><br />
roles of <strong>the</strong> curriculum with those of <strong>the</strong> counseling service."<br />
ON AFFIRMATIVE ACTION. Such policies "operate<br />
by setting a lower passing score for one racial group,"<br />
which in turn subverts <strong>the</strong> rule of merit thus making<br />
"employees resentful" and imperiling <strong>the</strong>ir productivity.<br />
ON FEMINIST CLAIMS AND DEMANDS. "The<br />
unvarnished truth is this: you could eliminate every woman<br />
writer, painter, and composer from <strong>the</strong> cave man era to <strong>the</strong><br />
present moment and not significantly deform <strong>the</strong> course of<br />
Western culture." And in regard to <strong>the</strong> unequal distribution<br />
of men and women at <strong>the</strong> top of <strong>the</strong> corporate ladder, he<br />
says that such unevenness is <strong>the</strong> result of "<strong>the</strong> biological<br />
clock" which is ticking away during <strong>the</strong> period which<br />
"coincides with <strong>the</strong> pivotal years in most careers—<strong>the</strong><br />
tenure decisions in universities, decisions at law firms, <strong>the</strong><br />
point where corporate or media comers move into <strong>the</strong> fast<br />
track to <strong>the</strong> very top." For feminists "to want it all/' he says,<br />
"is to want too much."<br />
ON BILINGUAL EDUCATION. "The biggest<br />
proponents of bilingualism are those adult community<br />
leaders whose careers in politics, or social services or<br />
whatever, depend on preserving Hispanic identity ra<strong>the</strong>r<br />
than promoting individual achievement. This may serve<br />
<strong>the</strong>ir narrow interests, but does it serve <strong>the</strong>ir constituents',<br />
or society's?"<br />
ON NATIONAL CULTURE. "When all is said and<br />
done, <strong>the</strong> answer to black, Hispanic, or any o<strong>the</strong>r sense of<br />
exclusion from <strong>the</strong> mainstream must be to bolster boldness<br />
and self-confidence, not to concoct alternative scholarship<br />
or instill alternative institutions/America has many races.<br />
It needs only one culture, <strong>the</strong> more inclusive <strong>the</strong> better."<br />
A t <strong>the</strong> heart of <strong>the</strong> absurdities which Henry so harshly<br />
attacks is an uncritical acceptance of a kind of<br />
egalitananism which excludes any consideration of<br />
merit and which even goes as far as to stigmatize<br />
accomplishment, especially among individuals of<br />
certified victim groups. Thus, "losers on <strong>the</strong> basis of<br />
merit should be shielded from thinking <strong>the</strong>ir losing is<br />
merited," while "winners who win fairly should be<br />
barred from feeling comfort and pride," a notion so absurd,<br />
says Henry, that you feel as if you had "ventured into<br />
Cloud-Cuckooland" when you encounter it.<br />
Since "education is both <strong>the</strong> mirror and<br />
maker of modernity, reflecting <strong>the</strong> values of contemporary<br />
culture and instilling <strong>the</strong>m in <strong>the</strong> succeeding generation,"<br />
<strong>the</strong> state of public education is a good indicator of <strong>the</strong><br />
kind of general corruption which has attracted Henry's<br />
criticism. Instead of teaching discipline, self-denial and<br />
high standards, he says, <strong>the</strong> schools today have succumbed<br />
to an egalitarian ethos which makes it impossible for<br />
students to attain <strong>the</strong> levels which were, until not so long<br />
ago, <strong>the</strong> expected norm. Ra<strong>the</strong>r than a place of learning,<br />
schools, he says, have become "rehabilitation centers<br />
obliged to make up for social and psychological deficiencies<br />
of some parents, <strong>the</strong> ignorance and bone idleness of o<strong>the</strong>rs,<br />
<strong>the</strong> economic privations of o<strong>the</strong>rs still and <strong>the</strong> myriad<br />
unkindness of nature." (One recent illustration is aproposal<br />
by a school board member in Half Moon Bay, California,<br />
to abolish homework because it demands too much of <strong>the</strong><br />
students.)<br />
It is no wonder, <strong>the</strong>n, mat academic performance<br />
has suffered. And "if students cannot meet <strong>the</strong> erstwhile<br />
standards of attainment," says Henry, "<strong>the</strong>n schools find it<br />
easier to lower standards than to raise performance." This<br />
is seen in <strong>the</strong> progressive dumbing down of <strong>the</strong> curriculum<br />
and of textbooks. Indeed, <strong>the</strong> "language of textbooks has<br />
dropped by about 20 percent during <strong>the</strong> past couple of<br />
generations," and "honors high school texts are no more<br />
difficult than an eighth grade reader was before World War<br />
n." Add to this <strong>the</strong> politically correct curriculum which<br />
substitutes fact with politically inspired delusion<br />
("publishers now employ more people to censor books for<br />
content that might offend any organized lobbying group<br />
than <strong>the</strong>y do to check <strong>the</strong> correctness of facts"), and <strong>the</strong><br />
results for education are abysmal.<br />
Although <strong>the</strong> entire population is adversely<br />
affected by this shift in public education, minority students<br />
are <strong>the</strong> most deeply affected. For example, <strong>the</strong> Afrocentric<br />
curriculum which has found its way into some schools<br />
"breeds children who are resentful, hostile, even paranoid.<br />
It fosters a pseudo-racial pride not far removed from<br />
hatred. And it makes young people suspicious for life of <strong>the</strong><br />
mainstream sources of information mat <strong>the</strong>y need to compete<br />
in <strong>the</strong> marketplace." This can also be said of most courses<br />
which have been introduced into schools all over <strong>the</strong><br />
country under <strong>the</strong> rubric of "diversity." Also, <strong>the</strong> failure of<br />
schools to teach basic skills "unleashes upon <strong>the</strong> world"<br />
inner-city students who are "barely able to read. Or spell.<br />
Or count. Or, obviously, fill out a job application,<br />
comprehend <strong>the</strong> government coverage in a worthwhile<br />
newspaper, or avert exploitation by flimflam artists."<br />
What is missing in <strong>the</strong> muddle of current American<br />
culture," says Henry, "is attention to individual<br />
achievement; to standards of excellence; to <strong>the</strong> values<br />
which foster <strong>the</strong>m and a recognition of <strong>the</strong> natural hierarchies<br />
which result under conditions in which advancement by<br />
merit prevails. This, in fact, is what Henry means by <strong>the</strong><br />
term "elitism" as it appears in his title. "Opportunity does<br />
not need to be exactly equal" (it never is in reality). "It<br />
needs only to exist. For <strong>the</strong> talented and <strong>the</strong> motivated, that<br />
is enough."<br />
Henry's frank appraisal of <strong>the</strong> absurdities of<br />
<strong>the</strong> present situation is an assertion of liberalism in <strong>the</strong> true<br />
sense of <strong>the</strong> term before it underwent its present Orwellian<br />
perversion. Seen from this perspective, <strong>the</strong> apparent<br />
.contradiction with which we began this review—namely a<br />
certified liberal attacking "liberal" policies—is in fact<br />
resolved, for what we are actually seeing in Henry's book<br />
is a spirited defense of true liberalism against <strong>the</strong> corruption<br />
which masquerades under that name today.<br />
William Henry (who unfortunately passed away<br />
before <strong>the</strong> publication of his book) is not <strong>the</strong> only man with<br />
a liberal perspective to speak out in this manner. Arthur<br />
Schlesinger Jr. in his book Disuniting America preceded<br />
him, and New York Times writer Richard Bernstein has<br />
followed hard on <strong>the</strong>ir heels with his own recently published<br />
book Dictatorship of Virtue: Multiculturalism and <strong>the</strong><br />
Battle for America's Future. It appears, <strong>the</strong>refore, that<br />
people of true liberal principles and sentiments are finally<br />
recognizing that mere are indeed ennemis a gauche (in this<br />
case, <strong>the</strong> cultural left), and that some liberals at least are<br />
finally finding <strong>the</strong> voice to resist.<br />
Glynn Custred teaches at California State<br />
University at Hayward.
In a startling press conference this<br />
morning, Regina Piscopo, <strong>the</strong> new .<br />
President of <strong>the</strong> Confederation<br />
Internationale des Echecs, announced<br />
<strong>the</strong> first modifications of <strong>the</strong> rules of<br />
chess since <strong>the</strong> fourteenth century.<br />
The announcement followed months of<br />
negotiations between traditionalists and posttraditionalists<br />
(known as <strong>the</strong> Fianchetto<br />
Sinistro), which have been conducted with a<br />
degree of secrecy rivaling <strong>the</strong> Manhattan<br />
Project.<br />
The Fianchetto Sinistro had long<br />
maintained that chess, in its 600-year-old<br />
present form, had not only become irrelevant,<br />
but was also exerting an increasingly<br />
pernicious influence on society with its sexist,<br />
royalist, religionist, and violent concepts. The<br />
organization holds that certain posttraditionalist<br />
innovations will bring <strong>the</strong> game<br />
into harmony with 20th-century thinking.<br />
Changes in <strong>the</strong> appearance of <strong>the</strong><br />
board and pieces will become official<br />
concurrently with <strong>the</strong> revisions in <strong>the</strong> rules.<br />
The prototypes unveiled at today's news<br />
conference elicited gasps and low whistles of<br />
appreciation.<br />
Because <strong>the</strong> old chess sets symbolically<br />
promoted interracial strife, <strong>the</strong><br />
checkerboard of <strong>the</strong> new boards eschew <strong>the</strong><br />
traditional black and white in favor of a<br />
handsome combination of light chartreuse<br />
and deep purple squares. (Post-traditionalists<br />
point out that <strong>the</strong> contrast between dark and<br />
light still enables <strong>the</strong> color-perceptionchallenged<br />
to enjoy <strong>the</strong> game.) It is believed<br />
that <strong>the</strong> new designer colors may also induce<br />
more girls to take an interest in chess, although <strong>the</strong>re<br />
has not yet been conclusive research on <strong>the</strong> subject.<br />
The figures <strong>the</strong>mselves are of a simple style<br />
reminiscent of Stanton but with minor alterations. The<br />
King and Queen have been replaced by <strong>the</strong> President and<br />
<strong>the</strong> Spouse, virtually indistinguishable from one ano<strong>the</strong>r in<br />
unisex dress.<br />
The Knight has been supplanted by <strong>the</strong> Bodyguard.<br />
Traditionally, <strong>the</strong> Knight was represented by a horse, but<br />
animal-rights activists had pointed out that <strong>the</strong> knight's<br />
move, due to its convoluted nature, was deemed too<br />
dangerous for a large animal with thin legs. The new<br />
Bodyguard sports a suit and sunglasses.<br />
Chess Rules Changed<br />
BY JUDITH SCHUMANN WEIZNER<br />
Regina Piscopo, shown here with a traditional<br />
The Bishop has been displaced by <strong>the</strong> Journalist, stranded at <strong>the</strong> edge of <strong>the</strong> board.<br />
a thin figure in a raincoat<br />
The Rook or Castle has become <strong>the</strong> Homeless<br />
Shelter, a two-story square figure, and <strong>the</strong> Pawn has been<br />
replaced by <strong>the</strong> Taxpayer, a stooped figure of indeterminate<br />
sex.<br />
All figures are ei<strong>the</strong>r light chartreuse or deep<br />
purple except for <strong>the</strong> Journalists, which are ei<strong>the</strong>r very light<br />
pink or dark red depending on whe<strong>the</strong>r <strong>the</strong>y play chartreuse<br />
or purple.<br />
The need to update <strong>the</strong> game became apparent<br />
several years ago when a spokesperson for <strong>the</strong> National<br />
Organization of Women pointed out that <strong>the</strong><br />
Queen's subordinate position to <strong>the</strong> king,<br />
despite her superiormobility, was a very poor<br />
role model for women.<br />
Studies undertaken subsequently<br />
under a grant awarded by <strong>the</strong> National<br />
Endowment of <strong>the</strong> Arts demonstrated that <strong>the</strong><br />
traditional game of chess influenced children<br />
to become aggressive and.bellicose.<br />
"Children were being exhorted to<br />
'crush', 'trap' and 'repulse' <strong>the</strong>ir opponents,"<br />
Ms. Piscopo explained.<br />
Such phrases as mating net and<br />
queening square were also found to be deeply<br />
offensive to many people.<br />
After <strong>the</strong> new board and figures were<br />
introduced at <strong>the</strong> news conference, copies of<br />
<strong>the</strong> new rules were distributed to journalists<br />
following <strong>the</strong> news conference. A summary<br />
of <strong>the</strong> most important changes follows here:<br />
■ The President can make un<br />
limited horizontal and diagonal moves, <strong>the</strong><br />
Spouse unlimited vertical and diagonal.<br />
If one is in check, <strong>the</strong> o<strong>the</strong>r must come to<br />
his/her rescue. Should this not be possible<br />
within two moves, a Taxpayer is sacrificed.<br />
(Formerly, <strong>the</strong> King could move only one<br />
square at a time, while <strong>the</strong> Queen had<br />
great power, being able to move an<br />
unlimited number of squares in any direction.<br />
After extensive consultations with NOW,<br />
<strong>the</strong> roles of <strong>the</strong> President and <strong>the</strong> Spouse<br />
were equalized so that nei<strong>the</strong>r is subordinate<br />
to <strong>the</strong> o<strong>the</strong>r.)<br />
The Journalist moves only to <strong>the</strong><br />
left.<br />
The Bodyguard retains <strong>the</strong> old<br />
Knight's move but may compensate for <strong>the</strong><br />
Journalist's leftward bent by moving one<br />
square to <strong>the</strong> right when <strong>the</strong> Journalist is<br />
The term castling has been supplanted by<br />
sheltering and takes place when five Taxpayers have<br />
been exhausted.<br />
All o<strong>the</strong>r moves have been retained.<br />
At <strong>the</strong> close of <strong>the</strong> press conference, Ms. Piscopo<br />
expressed her appreciation to Hillary Clinton and <strong>the</strong><br />
leadership of NOW, PETA, NEA, and ACT-UP for <strong>the</strong>ir<br />
significant contributions to this epochal change in chess<br />
and its rules. She noted that next year her ^ w<br />
organization will begin discussions with <strong>the</strong> American<br />
Crossword Society.