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22 / <strong>The</strong> <strong>Pavement</strong>, September 2007<br />
<strong>The</strong> Insider<br />
Insider’s back, with h<strong>is</strong> view of life in hostels<br />
<strong>The</strong>re <strong>is</strong> a trend among homelessness<br />
organ<strong>is</strong>ations of referring <strong>to</strong><br />
their residents and service users<br />
as cus<strong>to</strong>mers. We need some kind<br />
of rating system so that you, the<br />
cus<strong>to</strong>mer, can make an informed<br />
choice before you move in<strong>to</strong> a<br />
hostel. <strong>The</strong> finest minds in the<br />
industry are working on th<strong>is</strong>, and<br />
some confusing shape-based rating<br />
system (I don’t think parallelogram<br />
<strong>is</strong> taken yet) will spew out of a<br />
working party some time in 2009.<br />
Well, your friendly ‘insider’ can<br />
save them the time and effort. I<br />
scribbled my own system on the<br />
back of a cigarette packet whilst<br />
trying <strong>to</strong> avoid eye contact with<br />
the people on a packed night bus.<br />
<strong>The</strong> essence of ‘<strong>The</strong> Mum Hostel<br />
Rating System’ (TMHRS) <strong>is</strong>: “If th<strong>is</strong><br />
hostel was a mum, which kind would<br />
it be?” I would <strong>not</strong> suggest for one<br />
second that all hostel residents are<br />
children; however, all hostels are –<br />
basically – trying <strong>to</strong> be your parents.<br />
Some are the baby-boomer,<br />
modern-parent types. <strong>The</strong>y let<br />
you call them by their first name,<br />
carry you around in a papoose<br />
and turn a blind eye <strong>to</strong> your drug<br />
use, maybe even hinting that<br />
they dabbled in their youth…<br />
<strong>The</strong>y will advocate fiercely on<br />
your behalf <strong>to</strong> other agencies such<br />
as the police or out-reach workers<br />
(fasc<strong>is</strong>t pig <strong>to</strong>ols of the state,<br />
obviously), regardless of what<br />
you may or may <strong>not</strong> have done.<br />
<strong>The</strong>y will occasionally implement<br />
a rule, but don’t worry: it will be<br />
forgotten by the end of the day.<br />
<strong>The</strong>se hostels are almost<br />
impossible <strong>to</strong> get thrown out of,<br />
even if you want <strong>to</strong>, and would<br />
be pretty nice places <strong>to</strong> live if<br />
it weren’t for the fact that the<br />
other residents are also allowed<br />
<strong>to</strong> do anything they want.<br />
Unsurpr<strong>is</strong>ingly, conflicts are<br />
a daily event, and the staff are<br />
usually unwilling <strong>to</strong> intervene for<br />
fear of preventing the residents<br />
from expressing themselves.<br />
Some of London’s larger hostels<br />
are akin <strong>to</strong> the (possibly nonex<strong>is</strong>tent)<br />
Daily Mail “dole mum”<br />
whose kids run riot, annoying the<br />
neighbours, while she sits on the<br />
sofa smoking fags and watching<br />
the government money roll in.<br />
<strong>The</strong> obvious drawback <strong>to</strong><br />
living here <strong>is</strong> the constant chaos<br />
and the feeling of anonymity<br />
– it’s <strong>not</strong> great when your mum<br />
doesn’t remember your name.<br />
Some London hostels, essentially<br />
run by religious organ<strong>is</strong>ations,<br />
would be an initially kindly,<br />
religious mum who possibly<br />
lost her virginity and had kids<br />
at quite an advanced age.<br />
<strong>The</strong>y will be <strong>to</strong>lerant and sympathetic,<br />
and may see your problems<br />
as a phase you are going through<br />
– <strong>not</strong>hing some mild (barely<br />
religious) religion and a good, hot<br />
old-fashioned meal won’t cure.<br />
After trying th<strong>is</strong> approach for a<br />
while, they might become exasperated<br />
if you haven’t changed <strong>to</strong> their<br />
liking and suddenly become the<br />
mum from Carrie… <strong>The</strong>y probably<br />
won’t lock you in a cupboard<br />
with a Bible and a <strong>to</strong>rch, but may<br />
move you on <strong>to</strong> somewhere that<br />
would suit you better – probably<br />
a<strong>not</strong>her hostel, possibly the <strong>street</strong>s.<br />
A fairly pleasant, if boring,<br />
place <strong>to</strong> live, but you may tire<br />
of naïve and simpl<strong>is</strong>tic solutions<br />
and the ever-present feeling<br />
that you are being judged.<br />
Next: the hostels that if they<br />
were a mum would be TV’s terrifying<br />
Supernanny. <strong>The</strong>se will be very<br />
strictly ‘boundaried’ and any breach<br />
will be met by a demonstration of<br />
the staff’s comprehensive understanding<br />
of the patron<strong>is</strong>ing dog<br />
trainer <strong>to</strong>ne of voice. Superficially,<br />
they will <strong>not</strong> get angry, nor will their<br />
demeanour change, even though<br />
they perpetually remind you of the<br />
rules of the establ<strong>is</strong>hment and the<br />
boundaries of your relationship<br />
with them. Almost any comment,<br />
conversation or behaviour could<br />
be seen as a transgression. Living<br />
in th<strong>is</strong> type of hostel can be a daily<br />
tightrope walk over a pit of ‘inappropriateness’.<br />
And, of course, they<br />
will have their own version of the<br />
naughty step: back <strong>to</strong> the <strong>street</strong>s!<br />
So these are the most common<br />
types of hostels. Among the less<br />
common types covered by THMRS<br />
are the parents who went <strong>to</strong> a<br />
festival in the mid-Seventies and<br />
instead of going home at the end,<br />
ran off <strong>to</strong> a teepee community<br />
somewhere cold in Wales. <strong>The</strong> main<br />
problem <strong>is</strong> the confusion over who<br />
the parents are – the ‘staff’ or you?<br />
If it’s you, how did you suddenly<br />
become a parent when you<br />
just wanted somewhere <strong>to</strong> live?<br />
So there you have the<br />
HMRS, soon <strong>to</strong> be adopted<br />
by the rest of the industry.<br />
Let us know what you think of<br />
it and what improvements could<br />
be made. And, of course, tell us<br />
what kind of mum your hostel <strong>is</strong>.<br />
Insider<br />
• If you’re anything <strong>to</strong> add <strong>to</strong><br />
Insider’s rating system, or even<br />
rate the hostel you’re in, get<br />
in <strong>to</strong>uch with the author at:<br />
Inside@thepavement.org.uk