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digital media at its best made in kenya for the world issue 27 - december 2012/january 2013<br />
Kenya<br />
In The Niche<br />
In Days Gone By<br />
Wine <strong>of</strong> the Month<br />
Guest Photo Gallery<br />
Special Reader Offers<br />
<strong>Wellsprings</strong> <strong>of</strong> <strong>Time</strong><br />
Africa House Revisited<br />
The Best & Worst <strong>of</strong> Tanzania<br />
Who Murdered Lord Erroll?<br />
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our opening shot<br />
Another stunning image by one <strong>of</strong> our favourite photographers Barry Koenecke - click HERE to contact him<br />
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contents<br />
the news 12<br />
wellsprings <strong>of</strong> time 20<br />
the best & worst <strong>of</strong> tz 31<br />
coastal currents 44<br />
in the niche 46<br />
miscellaneous ramblings 54<br />
wine <strong>of</strong> the month 58<br />
resident specials 60<br />
in days gone by 62<br />
who murdered lord erroll? 68<br />
the inside edge 78<br />
guest photo gallery 80<br />
book reviews 86<br />
speaker’s corner 88<br />
<br />
Media Partner<br />
On The Cover<br />
Kapishya Hot Springs Lodge by<br />
Storm Stanley<br />
Publisher & Editor<br />
Tony Clegg-Butt<br />
Marketing & Sales<br />
Design & Editorial Consultant<br />
Editorial Contributors<br />
Alison Clegg-Butt<br />
Jolene Wood<br />
Anthea Rowan, Julia Lawrence<br />
Steve Shelley, Jane Barsby<br />
Juliet Barnes, Storm Stanley, Bryan Harris<br />
Photographic Contributors<br />
Storm Stanley, Warren Samuels<br />
Paolo Torchio, Barry Koenecke<br />
Kenneth Shannon, Juliet Barnes<br />
The opinions expressed by contributors are not<br />
necessarily those <strong>of</strong> the publishers who cannot<br />
accept blame for errors or omissions. The publishers<br />
do not accept responsibility for the advertising<br />
content <strong>of</strong> the magazine nor do they promote or<br />
endorse products from third party advertisers.<br />
©2012 Travel News (Kenya) Ltd.<br />
All rights reserved.<br />
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The Kiwis do get carried away with their rugby!! A brand<br />
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editorial<br />
letters<br />
Ok, so now you all know about our new zoom feature and, <strong>of</strong><br />
course, you know that this little digital mag is 100% connected.<br />
Click on any link or advertisement and go visit our advertisers'<br />
websites, with direct links within most <strong>of</strong> our stories.<br />
Happily this is our largest edition to date; and even more happily, advertisers in droves<br />
have come on board in record numbers. They know like you do that we are doing<br />
something that ticks most <strong>of</strong> the boxes. Our reach quite frankly shocks me everytime I<br />
look at the numbers - but enough <strong>of</strong> self-promotion.<br />
We welcome back Storm Stanley who this month tells <strong>of</strong> her trip in words and images<br />
to Shiwa Ng'andu in northern Zambia, made famous in Christina Lamb's book Africa<br />
House. Ever since I read the book, a great African story well told, I wanted to go there<br />
and Storm's article has rekindled those thoughts.<br />
Columnista's Duncan Mitchell and Steve Shelley tell the good story; the new amendment<br />
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nonetheless.<br />
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Tony Clegg-Butt<br />
PS - this is what the<br />
new zoom tool looks like...<br />
Travel News is my favourite magazine. I<br />
must admit that I do print it out once in a<br />
while to take on my travels.<br />
I always leave a copy where I know<br />
fellow travellers will pick it up and enjoy<br />
it. The photos in the November issue are<br />
wonderful. Thanks for keeping this going.<br />
You asked about a counting problem in<br />
Florida (US Presidential election). Maybe<br />
I should volunteer.<br />
Lots <strong>of</strong> us went to absentee ballots this<br />
year. I guess we slowed the process down.<br />
Our ballot papers were six feet LONG;<br />
on average it was taking each voter 45<br />
minutes to vote.<br />
There was a great website that explained<br />
all the proposed amendments. However,<br />
how many people take the time to<br />
understand what they are voting for?<br />
Keep up the good work. I have a doctor<br />
who wants to travel to Kenya and I will send<br />
her the current issue <strong>of</strong> your e-magazine.<br />
Sally Gorham<br />
Melbourne, USA<br />
As always, the latest edition is a welcome<br />
lump <strong>of</strong> nostalgia for me.<br />
However, a couple <strong>of</strong> items are a little<br />
awry!<br />
The New Stanley never was "close"<br />
to Mansion House! Close to Torr’s,<br />
Woolworths and E.A.A., and the statue<br />
<strong>of</strong> Lord Delamere, (none <strong>of</strong> which remain<br />
now) but not Dave Singer’s restaurant (on<br />
top <strong>of</strong> Mansion House).<br />
Plus, in the Old Houses section... please<br />
not "Thompson’s Falls"! The explorer<br />
would turn in his grave if he read it!<br />
I arrived in Kenya in 1947, and spent many<br />
wonderful years there, before heading<br />
south in 1970.<br />
Keith Elliot<br />
South Africa<br />
Ed - Thomson Falls I would have spotted<br />
a mile away; I didn't. The buck ends here,<br />
my apologies for same.<br />
As far as Mansion House goes, it is and<br />
was and remains 'close' to the New<br />
Stanley. It is today's Jubilee Insurance<br />
House, where my GP used to be situated<br />
and is no more than a 2-3 minute stroll<br />
away — that in my book is close.<br />
Just to make 100% sure, I asked John<br />
Lloyd a well-known estate agent <strong>of</strong> yore<br />
<br />
and to quote him, 'It took no more than a<br />
couple <strong>of</strong> minutes to get to Bacchus' —<br />
which was a watering hole <strong>of</strong> note in the<br />
New Stanley a long time ago.<br />
Okay, I will give you the fact that Mansion<br />
House is “close” to the New Stanley!<br />
I remember now why I thought it was a long<br />
way away. After a hard month in the bush<br />
in 1953, I had a weekend pass in the big<br />
city. I parked my Land Rover somewhere<br />
near the Stanley, and joined the lunch<br />
time crowd at the Long Bar; some hours<br />
later I emerged and, you guessed it, could<br />
not remember where I had parked. It was<br />
a hell <strong>of</strong> a long trek, going round in circles,<br />
until I found the vehicle, beyond Mansion<br />
House towards City Hall.<br />
Glad you agree with me on "Thompsons<br />
Falls". I worked for the K.C.C. there in<br />
1951, and also served in the 5th Battalion<br />
<strong>of</strong> the KAR.<br />
Keith Elliot<br />
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the news<br />
This image is doing the rounds <strong>of</strong> the internet purporting to be on the 'Island <strong>of</strong> Lamu'.<br />
Nice, but surely this cannot be right? Looks great though, doesn't it?<br />
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Located in the Moroni Information<br />
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Open from noon to 6.00 pm<br />
seven days a week it serves both<br />
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Discounted park entry fees when<br />
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feature<br />
<strong>Wellsprings</strong> <strong>of</strong> <strong>Time</strong><br />
by Storm Stanley<br />
Located on a bend <strong>of</strong> a gently<br />
<br />
Northern Province <strong>of</strong> Zambia is<br />
a small, friendly, family-owned<br />
and managed lodge, Kapishya<br />
Hot Springs Lodge run by the<br />
late Sir Stewart Gore-Browne’s<br />
second youngest grandson,<br />
Mark Harvey, <strong>of</strong> Africa House<br />
fame, on Shiwa Ng’andu Estate.<br />
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Shiwa is about as remote as it gets, 280 kms from the Tanzanian border, 750 kms from<br />
Lusaka and 32 kms <strong>of</strong>f the Great North Road, halfway between Mpika and Chinsali. The<br />
natural hot springs, after which the lodge is named are bath temperature and effervesce<br />
out <strong>of</strong> sand rich with silicates, calcium and magnesium, helping to soothe tired muscles<br />
after long distances. Shiwa Ng’andu takes its name from Lake Ishiba Ng’andu which<br />
means in the local Bemba language.<br />
Kapishya Hot Springs<br />
In the early 1930s Sir Stewart and his young wife Lorna (25 years his junior) shared<br />
<br />
wattle and daub weekend retreat for the family in the 1950s. Since the 1980s it has had<br />
to earn its keep evolving from self-catering bandas to lodge. There are six secluded<br />
<br />
and a swimming pool. Campers are welcome in the adjoining campsite and provided<br />
with hot showers and a barbeque area. Optional excursions include game-drives, bird<br />
<br />
Dinner is served en famille at a long table in a rustic double-storey chalet built out <strong>of</strong><br />
Mubanga and Mulambwa logs. The cosy ambiance and doting presence <strong>of</strong> <br />
the guests' glasses is conducive to swapping tales <strong>of</strong> recent adventures, none however<br />
are as intriguing as the story <strong>of</strong> the Gore-Brownes and the Harveys. Hearing about their<br />
<br />
Livingstone himself criss-crossed this territory, taking compass bearings from Nachipala<br />
Bareback Hill in 1867. Back then the lakes were crawling with crocodile and his dog<br />
Chitane was eaten by one. Shiwa Ng’andu was relatively unknown outside Zambia until<br />
the advent <strong>of</strong> Christina Lamb’s bestseller Africa House (a family biography).<br />
<br />
a year.<br />
Manasha River<br />
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Shiwa Ng’andu Estate comprises several diverse habitats: Miombo woodland, riparian<br />
and Afromontane forests, grassy glades (known locally as <br />
a lake and river. Several endemic bird species occur here and it is a recognised IOB -<br />
important bird area. Conservation efforts have recently been enhanced with a game<br />
fence and a re-stocking programme under the new name Mansha River Wildlife and<br />
Flora Management Area.<br />
Shiwa Ng'andu Manor House<br />
Mark Harvey shares his family history with us, beginning with his indefatiguable<br />
grandfather and prodigious parents, and even his own life, which is full <strong>of</strong> safaris and<br />
adventures. Mark spent some <strong>of</strong> his childhood growing up on the Estate, early school<br />
years at Whitestones in Zimbabwe, followed by fourteen years education in England.<br />
Despite Zambia’s fortunes waning in the 1980s, he turned for home and took to safari<br />
guiding and from the 90s managed the lodge. One gains a sense <strong>of</strong> the passion and<br />
pride Mark has for Shiwa Ng’andu and for the communities sharing the land.<br />
He is keen to emphasise that his parents, “Did as much if not more for the Shiwa<br />
Ng’andu Estate as his grandfather did”, sponsoring the education <strong>of</strong> many Zambians.<br />
Mark recollects his childhood at Shiwa Manor House, the view from his window looked<br />
out onto the front lawn and an avenue <strong>of</strong> Italian Cypress trees and beyond to the satin<br />
blue sash <strong>of</strong> Lake Ishiba. Unfortunately, on the days we were there, the hills and valleys<br />
were full <strong>of</strong> a smoky haze from the widespread practice <strong>of</strong> burning.<br />
On the drive from the gate through the 23,000-acre estate we saw a herd <strong>of</strong> kudu,<br />
Cookson’s wildebeest, Kafue lechwe, oribi and impala. The marshlands are festooned<br />
with water birds and clawless otter. There are several hides from which to observe<br />
Sitatunga, in fact they are so plentiful that the Harveys recently translocated several<br />
to the Lower Zambezi in return for a herd <strong>of</strong> thirty-seven eland and thirty-four sable<br />
antelope.<br />
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While Shiwa House is a stately ancestral seat, Kapishya’s setting is more tranquil,<br />
especially the demerara coloured Mansha River percolating gently over granite boulders.<br />
Sitting beside the river sipping sundowners or an early morning cup <strong>of</strong> tea while whitecheeked<br />
bee-eaters make acrobatic arcs catching insects, with golden weaver birds<br />
plaiting intricate palm nests – it couldn’t be more sublime.<br />
Shiwa Manor House<br />
A century ago in 1914, an aristocratic Englishman Sir Stewart Gore-Browne stepped<br />
onto this land and began an enduring legacy. While on a tour <strong>of</strong> duty as a cartographer<br />
on the border between Northern Rhodesia and the Belgian Congo in 1911, he discovered<br />
his “personal paradise”.<br />
Shiwa House became the lifelong project <strong>of</strong> the indomitable colonial, whose brick-making<br />
expertise and DIY skills were self-taught from studying the Encyclopaedia Britannica,<br />
and he baked every brick to construct the house and many <strong>of</strong> the estate buildings in situ.<br />
We are invited for an early morning cup <strong>of</strong> tea and a grand tour <strong>of</strong> the house and<br />
gardens. Sir Stewart’s favourite place was the library which spreads across a 30-foot<br />
room upstairs, with comfortable deep armchairs dotted around, chests dark with time<br />
display albums and memorabilia, large oil portraits <strong>of</strong> relatives stare back down the<br />
years at you.<br />
The house fell into disrepair after Sir Stewart’s death. His eldest grandson, Charlie and<br />
his wife Jo began painstakingly restoring Shiwa House to its stately grandeur in 1999,<br />
and alongside the usual farm routines the house is now run as an exclusive lodge.<br />
Sir Stewart, conscientious <strong>of</strong> African aspirations for autonomy, is the only white man in<br />
post-independent Africa to have had the honour <strong>of</strong> a state funeral. President Kaunda<br />
travelled from Lusaka to give the main eulogy at his graveside on a hill above the house<br />
in August 1967.<br />
Completely different in style from Kapishya Lodge, Shiwa Ng’andu Manor House is<br />
surrounded by paddocks and a stable yard, 70-metre tall eucalyptus tower over the<br />
<br />
<br />
Within its African setting, the house exterior is part Mediterranean villa with colonnaded<br />
porticoes and cloistered courtyards and part Edwardian Manor – there is walled ladies’<br />
garden and tennis courts. The interior décor is elegant English country in style, complete<br />
with four-poster beds, antique silver and Spode porcelain and slightly lopsided hunting<br />
<br />
<br />
the semi-tamed garden lawn. There is something pleasingly familiar about it, evocative<br />
<strong>of</strong> Clouds, Giraffe Manor or the Aberdare Country Club; over time Shiwa Manor House<br />
has blended into its landscape.<br />
A road less travelled...<br />
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Back in Kenya, I visit Angela Sutton, Sir<br />
Stewart’s younger daughter who reminisces<br />
about Shiwa and her father.<br />
Although she has been living in Kenya for six<br />
decades, Angela pensively mentions that she<br />
would like her ashes scattered on the Mansha<br />
River, her favourite place on the Estate.<br />
On route to Shiwa Ng’andu you can retrace<br />
Livingstone’s footsteps; his memorial is near<br />
Kasanka National Park at Chipundu. It marks<br />
the place where he succumbed to malaria and<br />
dysentery on his ill-fated last journey, after<br />
wandering for years in search <strong>of</strong> the source <strong>of</strong><br />
the Nile. His heart is also buried here – adoring<br />
Chitambo villagers relinquished his body<br />
reluctantly, but removed his heart and placed it in a wooden box under a Mpundu tree<br />
(). Livingstone’s faithful attendants, Susi and Chuma, then carried<br />
the remains <strong>of</strong> his body over 1,000 miles to Bagamoyo on the Tanganyika coast; it was<br />
<br />
How to get there: Shiwa is approx 800 kms from Lusaka, and 280 kms south <strong>of</strong> the<br />
Tanzanian border just <strong>of</strong>f the Great North Road. It has its own airstrip and can be easily<br />
<br />
generally in good condition so it is possible to self-drive and experience the beautiful<br />
Zambian countryside on the way there. Airstrip GPS co-ordinates: 1110’ 15. 27 S and<br />
3136’ 02. 85 E. An interesting alternative method <strong>of</strong> getting to Shiwa is on the Tazara<br />
Railway, with two trains a week in either direction from either Dar es Salaam in Tanzania<br />
or Kapiri Mposhi in Zambia. Get <strong>of</strong>f at Mpika...<br />
Book to Pack: Africa House by Christina Lamb; 1999<br />
Book to Borrow: Black Heart: And the Politics <strong>of</strong> Multi-Racial Zambia, by Robert I.<br />
Rotberg, 1978 (the not so well-known biography about Stewart Gore-Browne).<br />
Click HERE to visit the Estate's website<br />
Click HERE to visit Shiwa Safaris<br />
The Luangwa Valley spans the length <strong>of</strong> Eastern Zambia, and both South and North<br />
Luangwa National Parks are located within it. South Luangwa National Park was<br />
described to me as Zambia’s premier park. The Luangwa River meanders through the<br />
<br />
lagoons. It is rich in wildlife and popular as a destination for walking safaris. The valley<br />
is home to Thornicr<strong>of</strong>t’s Giraffe, an endemic species and is also recognised as an<br />
important bird area.<br />
North Luangwa National Park is described in the Lonely Planet Guide to Zambia as<br />
being ideal for those ’. A two-hour drive from Shiwa<br />
Ng’gandu, here black rhino have been reintroduced, and there is a 2,000 stronghold <strong>of</strong><br />
Cookson’s wildebeest.<br />
<br />
<br />
Luangwa Valley with the Muchinga Escarpment forming a backdrop.<br />
Further <strong>of</strong>f the beaten track is Kasanka National Park, Zambia’s only privately run game<br />
reserve. It is managed by a trust and proceeds from tourism made tangible for the<br />
surrounding community. It is situated within the Bangweulu wetlands famous for whaleheaded<br />
storks () and its annual fruit bat migration.<br />
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Chumbe Island - one <strong>of</strong> the best...<br />
Twenty-Three Years:<br />
Half My Life<br />
When people ask ‘Where are you<br />
from?’, it’s hard to remember<br />
I’m not actually from Tanzania<br />
- though it feels that way. I did<br />
a lot <strong>of</strong> my growing up there<br />
(marriage, motherhood), a lot<br />
<strong>of</strong> my growing old (marriage,<br />
motherhood). A lot <strong>of</strong> miles -<br />
<br />
by Anthea Rowan<br />
TANZANIA<br />
The Best and the Worst <strong>of</strong><br />
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Many <strong>of</strong> those miles were documented for this editor.<br />
<br />
which rise and plunge lushly inland from Tanga, was written for Travel News ten years<br />
<br />
was undertaken in 1996, a madcap adventure between jobs; we drove from Arusha to<br />
the Cape and back accompanied by our two children, a four-year-old, a two-year-old<br />
and – though we didn’t become aware <strong>of</strong> it until the Caprivi Strip – a third in the making.<br />
<br />
tin bath, we clambered, exhausted and miserable, into clammy cold sheets.<br />
Worst Meal<br />
The nauseating fried egg breakfast on Lake Malawi wasn’t the consequence <strong>of</strong> a tummy<br />
bug. Rather an imminent tummy bulge. It took us three weeks to reach the Cape as<br />
we meandered through Malawi, Zambia and Zimbabwe (where there was still fuel and<br />
farms, when Zim was Africa’s bread basket and not her basket case). Botswana less<br />
meander, more madcap dash as the authorities permitted us a two-hour transit visa to<br />
race through the Chobe towards the Caprivi.<br />
From Namibia, where we discovered there were more <strong>of</strong> us on board than we’d imagined,<br />
we arrived dusty, exhausted, exhilarated in the Cape. It took us six days to drive back.<br />
Like pigeons or post-hack ponies, once our noses were turned in the right direction, we<br />
bolted for home. Husband’s post-trek anecdotes included the one about putting petrol<br />
<br />
vasectomy he’d purchased Down South (the consequence, indubitably, <strong>of</strong> a decision<br />
reached after too many hours in a car with wife and growing brood). Friends tried not to<br />
<br />
<br />
Since then, since the late nineties, all the Tanzanian travels I have made have been<br />
<br />
pee-stops and the interminable games <strong>of</strong> I Spy) in company <strong>of</strong> Husband and/or Three<br />
Children. I haven’t always been a graceful or responsible maternal travelling companion,<br />
more spit on tissue than Wet Wipes, my picnics more Out <strong>of</strong> the Packet than Organic,<br />
my holiday choices have not always been as well received by the team as I had hoped<br />
<br />
the Getting There not just the destination.<br />
Enough <strong>of</strong> the preamble and on with the journey: my editor directs, ‘The Best and the<br />
Worst <strong>of</strong> Tanzania’. Happily, the worst are easier, much easier, to identify. And far fewer.<br />
<br />
The Soni Falls Hotel in the glorious Usambaras was not a Happy Family experience.<br />
We stayed by default having misjudged our timing. We ate chicken (that, morbidly, came<br />
complete with rigor mortis curled feet) and damply oiled chips; in the absence <strong>of</strong> a<br />
needed beer, (you try that hairpin-bended road in the dark with three Squeakers all<br />
demanding to know ‘Are we nearly there yet?’ when you haven’t a clue yourself) we<br />
drank cheap gin with Sprite (for there was no tonic water which bothered us but not the<br />
children: ‘We don’t like it anyway', they helpfully informed us and then fought over whose<br />
Aishi.......<br />
The prospect <strong>of</strong> a Sunday in the company <strong>of</strong> the children, all under ten at the time, whilst<br />
Husband did busy important Hunting Shooting Fishing things with the boys, inspired<br />
me to take them on a writing gig to the Protea Aishi Hotel at Machame on the slopes<br />
<strong>of</strong> Kilimanjaro. After the children had screamed at each other in the pool and trampled<br />
<br />
us by a pool attendant into the ground, I herded them into lunch in the dining room,<br />
where I ordered Children’s Surprise with French Fries. When it arrived, three children<br />
with verbal diarrhea suddenly became constipated, stared at their plates and middle-fordiddle,<br />
the most eloquent <strong>of</strong> the trio, announced loudly, ‘Well, that IS a surprise’. It was.<br />
Fries, peanuts and biscuits. Where was the Green? I wanted to know. The kids didn’t<br />
<br />
liberally doused in tomato sauce because their mother was going to get her money's<br />
worth) I asked them what they thought <strong>of</strong> the hotel. ‘I like the ro<strong>of</strong>’, pr<strong>of</strong>fered Little Miss<br />
Mouthy. The dining area boasted a high vaulted thatch, ‘It’d be good for mice’ (which<br />
one imagined must scurry down in the dead <strong>of</strong> night and gather up all the Surprises<br />
children had left for them?). The hotel’s manager wasn’t very pleased when he read my<br />
review. I reminded him that all Sunday Lunching guests must be considered discerning<br />
even when they trample towels into the grass and get high on Fanta Orange.<br />
Worst Romantic Getaway<br />
<br />
is part <strong>of</strong> the Asili Africa Group and veddy veddy nice.<br />
Husband and I stayed here by default. (We do a lot <strong>of</strong> that – not always entirely our own<br />
fault). I ought to have guessed that the trip wouldn’t work given an inauspicious start: I<br />
was dispatched by Travel News to review a Zanzibar hotel.<br />
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And so to the best. If you had a single long weekend to spare, where<br />
would I recommend you go in Tanzania? What are the not-to-miss-ifyou-get-the-chance<br />
destinations?<br />
Chumbe Island. Without a doubt. As a romantic getaway (where Matemwe so<br />
miserably failed), for the great food, the kikapu-coziness <strong>of</strong> their eco friendly bandas<br />
or, indeed, as a family adventure, one that even the teens can’t fail to be impressed<br />
<br />
a good thing given it has been described by an eminent marine biologist as one <strong>of</strong> the<br />
most spectacular coral gardens on the planet.<br />
Matembwe Beach Village<br />
On arrival on the island it quickly became evident that the hotel I was to review was not<br />
<br />
<br />
determined Spanish PR rep, ‘But you can imagine how good it will be’. No. I couldn’t,<br />
just because she showed me a state-<strong>of</strong>-the-art kitchen, to anticipate mouth-watering<br />
cuisine; I could not conceive an atmosphere in a place populated by Zanzibari builders<br />
rendered inert in the heat; just because the hotel had a bar, I could not guess at the<br />
prices? The extent <strong>of</strong> the wine list? And just because there were bedrooms, how could<br />
I picture them fully furnished and decorated where now they stood as shells?<br />
And it is all so gloriously accessible: a short boat ride from Zanzibar and then an easy<br />
swim from Chumbe itself and there it is, this extraordinary underwater world <strong>of</strong> vivid<br />
colour, myriad movement and corals that have sustained and look as if they’ll carry<br />
on doing so. Coupled with the island’s history, its old architecture and the new, the<br />
enormous coconut crabs that inhabit this little place and you’ve got an out <strong>of</strong> world<br />
experience, happily dislocated from the rest <strong>of</strong> the world, literally (no cell connection, no<br />
internet), which makes the complete escape a soul-restoring one.<br />
Whilst overnighting on the island is First Prize, a day trip is easily accommodated for a<br />
fraction <strong>of</strong> the cost. I mightn’t have felt inclined to fork out to stay there with three teens<br />
in tow but as an adjunct to a Stone Town visit, absolutely. Chumbe’s management will<br />
ferry you to and from the island, give you a delicious lunch and equip you to explore an<br />
unmatched underwater landscape.<br />
No, I insisted, I could not write it up. I was dispatched crossly without<br />
a place to stay.<br />
We sought at that point to explore the island and struck upon Matemwe Beach Village<br />
<br />
have guessed: inauspicious beginnings. Dinner, where the wine list was devoid <strong>of</strong> our<br />
choice (the cheapest, predictably) was served in the company <strong>of</strong> several fatly swarming<br />
Blue Bottles; a bedraggled baboon was chained up outside the hotel and the beach<br />
bedecked with all manner <strong>of</strong> unmentionables.<br />
<br />
I suggested it would be unwise <strong>of</strong> her to press that I write her hotel up. Furiously she<br />
dismissed me as a whinging Pom who didn’t know anything about the challenges <strong>of</strong><br />
<br />
years on the continent) given my own 100-years <strong>of</strong> familial history. Occasionally one<br />
must immerse oneself in the warm glow <strong>of</strong> smugness.<br />
But I let her <strong>of</strong>f the review. Until now. For now – ten years later - I feel she must surely<br />
have been safely dispatched and the hotel a great little place, a theory endorsed by<br />
recent rave reviews at TripAdvisor.<br />
The Best - Chumbe Island<br />
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sweatbox <strong>of</strong> Dar. And with that, with that single recuperative, soul soothing visit, the<br />
<br />
affectionately remembered ever since. In the interim, I made many, many subsequent<br />
trips with our children as they grew up.<br />
I didn’t know anything about the Wild West until Husband accepted a job in Tabora.<br />
Tabora I asked, where’s that? Though I had a vague notion it was somewhere far<br />
away, for my grandmother had talked about Tabora in the context <strong>of</strong> her onetime home,<br />
Urambo. When she lived in Urambo, she told me, the priest came to say Mass all the<br />
way from Tabora. That wasn’t an impressive story until I got to Tabora and discovered<br />
Urambo was 100-kilometres away.<br />
And relocating to a place that far away, so far away that it was a six-hour drive to a pound<br />
<strong>of</strong> butter, lent a quite different perspective on Tanzania. Suddenly Katavi was no longer<br />
out <strong>of</strong> reach, and Lake Tanganyika within manageable grasp. We visited both regularly<br />
and they complement one another perfectly. And once you’ve got as far as one, frankly,<br />
you might just as well head on to the other. Whilst a day, days even, separates them<br />
from the rest <strong>of</strong> the civilized world, they’re a relative spit apart.<br />
Katavi National Park lies in the south-west <strong>of</strong> Tanzania, to the north <strong>of</strong> Rukwa and<br />
east <strong>of</strong> Lake Tanganyika. At almost 4,500 sq. kilometres it is Tanzania’s third largest<br />
park, after the Serengeti and Ruaha and – indubitably – is much more isolated than<br />
either. Katavi receives as many visitors in a year as Ngorongoro Crater does in a day.<br />
It’s less expensive than Ngorongoro to visit too and you can camp anywhere you like.<br />
View from the Lodge<br />
There are camps and lodges but they’re not the family friendly cheap kind that you might<br />
be after if you have a team like mine travelling in your determined wake.<br />
In our three <strong>of</strong> four Katavi trips we experienced some <strong>of</strong> the most startling wildlife<br />
encounters we have ever done: we watched a plover chase an inquisitive hippo <strong>of</strong>f her<br />
nest; we watched a baby hippo innocently trying to introduce himself to a hyena and<br />
then we watched his mother telling the hyena exactly what she thought <strong>of</strong> that idea and<br />
we witnessed crocodiles throwing themselves <strong>of</strong>f banks six feet above the Katuma River<br />
back into the water. Katavi is a two-day drive from Dar es Salaam or Arusha. When you<br />
get there, camp if you’re poor or stay in Nomad’s Chada Katavi if not. But whatever you<br />
do, don’t be tempted by the park bandas at Sitalike; they’re grim and spider infested.<br />
The predictability <strong>of</strong> the camp’s unfussy ordinariness, interiors which, until a revamp and<br />
even then to a degree, smacked <strong>of</strong> the comforting familiarity <strong>of</strong> the 1970s game park<br />
destinations <strong>of</strong> my childhood: the swimming pool, deep and cold and an eternal energy<br />
burn <strong>of</strong>f for over exuberant children, the tents, another throwback to a simpler childhood<br />
where tents were neat canvas A Frames and not acres <strong>of</strong> swag and net, with their little<br />
verandas from which you can watch the birds and the squirrels and, especially, the view.<br />
The lodge sits on a bluff overlooking the Tarangire River and provides a perfect perch<br />
from which to watch game gently meandering to and from the water, elephant enjoying<br />
<br />
over whose turn it is to use the binoculars next. I think I loved it as much for the view in<br />
front <strong>of</strong> me as I did for the hindsight into my own growing up that it lent.<br />
<br />
The last <strong>of</strong> the mega-herds <strong>of</strong> buffalo are in Katavi<br />
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Tent interior - Lakeshore Lodge<br />
Lake Tanganyika is the longest, at 677 kilometres, lake in the world. It is the second<br />
deepest, after Siberia’s Lake Baikal: at its deepest point, fossil waters lie at 1,436 metres,<br />
a staggering 358 metres below sea level. Despite being smaller than Lake Victoria, it<br />
boasts greater volume: it holds an estimated 18% <strong>of</strong> the planet’s fresh water.<br />
And, at around 20 million years, it’s one <strong>of</strong> the oldest lakes on earth and boasts 250<br />
species <strong>of</strong> cichlids, the fastest speciating genus on the planet, meaning the swiftest to<br />
adapt to a changing environment. The water’s gin-clear so you can snorkel and observe<br />
<br />
View from Chada Camp - Katavi<br />
<br />
around the bush on a quad bike, you can lie on the beach and watch the Congo emerge<br />
through a gauze <strong>of</strong> haze on the other side. Each time we went we stayed at Louise and<br />
Chris Horsefall’s pad: Lakeshore Lodge. It’s worth it for the food, the space, the beach,<br />
their fabulous hospitality and their local knowledge not just <strong>of</strong> the lake but <strong>of</strong> Katavi too.<br />
Katavi and Lake T are no mean feat, they’re far away and the roads aren’t always as<br />
kind as you’d like them to be; they’re getting kinder but to be avoided during the rains.<br />
If you do get as far as that wildwayoutwest though, you can congratulate yourselves on<br />
the Road Trip <strong>of</strong> a Lifetime. You won’t be disappointed. It presents the opportunity for a<br />
safari <strong>of</strong> yesteryear.<br />
<br />
Click HERE for Lakeshore Lodges<br />
Click HERE for Tarangire Safari Lodge<br />
Click HERE for Chada Katavi.<br />
Anthea Rowan now lives in Zambia. Her blog, The Reluctant Memsahib,<br />
is well worth a visit - click HERE to go there<br />
Lakeshore Lodge - Lake Tanganyika<br />
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coastal currents<br />
duncan mitchell<br />
The little Cessna was bouncing around so<br />
much on landing at Ngorende Mara airstrip<br />
for me to see it properly, but the glimpses I<br />
had out <strong>of</strong> the starboard window showed it<br />
to be absolutely massive.<br />
How humongous, I only discovered as<br />
we stepped out <strong>of</strong> the plane onto terra<br />
. Immense great purple and black<br />
thunderheads soared way above the<br />
heavens in the west. As if to signal our<br />
<br />
bolts <strong>of</strong> lightening into the vaulted sky,<br />
which cracked and roared with thunder. A<br />
massive curtain <strong>of</strong> black and silver rain fell<br />
<br />
follow.<br />
It is never easy driving the wet and slippery<br />
black cotton soil tracks that criss-cross the<br />
Mara plains. The engine screams in fourwheel-drive<br />
as the steering takes a mind<br />
<strong>of</strong> its own, slide-slipping and skidding,<br />
<br />
declared to our driver that I don’t do mudpushing<br />
any more, so he was extra careful<br />
not to get us stuck, especially in the more<br />
remote parts.<br />
Something magical happens to the Mara<br />
after the rains. The s<strong>of</strong>t, almost English,<br />
countryside take on the subtle hues <strong>of</strong> the<br />
setting sun, rainbows arch the grass plains<br />
and teasingly end just over the next ridge.<br />
To add to the park-like greenery, dainty<br />
impala ladies skip and skitter over the<br />
wettest patches like schoolgirls trying to<br />
keep their black bootee socks dry.<br />
There’s forever the tangy barnyard smell<br />
<strong>of</strong> sodden animal fur and wet dung. We<br />
passed thousands <strong>of</strong> wildebeest, hunched<br />
shoulders facing away from us, cold and<br />
disinterested.<br />
<br />
Lodge, as always well appointed and<br />
furnished eclectically by our host Riccardo<br />
Orrizio, an international journalist <strong>of</strong><br />
renown, author <strong>of</strong> books such as his faceto-face<br />
interviews with the world’s dictators<br />
from Mugabe to Castro to Ceausescu.<br />
As before, on our short walk to our elevated<br />
chalet we were greeted by the Saruni<br />
resident eland, which escorted us along<br />
the pathway, carpal bones making that one<br />
and only eland click with each step.<br />
The Mara is quiet at this time before<br />
Christmas. There was only one other<br />
couple staying at the Lodge, American<br />
honeymooners who ordered room service<br />
and rarely ventured out. After the rains,<br />
our three-night stay was hot water bottles<br />
and thick duvets for Mara nights, with a<br />
clear blue sky during the day that focused<br />
sunrays like a magnifying glass.<br />
Our early game drives started wrapped in<br />
jerseys and and ended cringing<br />
for any scrap <strong>of</strong> shade under the Land<br />
Cruiser’s canopy.<br />
But it was worth it?<br />
I have been going to the Mara for three<br />
decades and I think this is the best I<br />
have ever seen this amazing place. At<br />
the begining <strong>of</strong> our game drive, we slowly<br />
made our way to a low valley, which the<br />
early sun had warmed, well before the<br />
shaded hills and thick bush. It was alive<br />
with birds. We sighted the rare <br />
barbet on virtually every low bush, along<br />
with tchagras, chats, waxbills, starlings,<br />
mousebirds, weavers… Every feathered<br />
being, it seemed, wanted a place to sing<br />
and skip in the early morning sun.<br />
We headed for the plains and made<br />
breakfast in the umbrella shade <strong>of</strong> a<br />
solitary desert date. We could hear the<br />
distant plaintive grunts <strong>of</strong> wildebeest with<br />
<br />
crested a rise and the ridge dropped to<br />
a long, sloping plain, ending in a distant,<br />
dark green, riverine forest <strong>of</strong> green-heart,<br />
<br />
We stopped and took a deep breath in awe. I<br />
<br />
thousand wildebeest on the plain before us.<br />
Most were stooped down on out-sized<br />
shoulders grazing the red oat grass to the<br />
consistency <strong>of</strong> a golf green. Occasionally<br />
a group would suddenly, and inexplicably,<br />
burst into a humping run, and then, as<br />
though they had forgotten why they were<br />
running, halt and continue their neverending<br />
chaw at the grass.<br />
Down on the tree line there certainly lurked<br />
a couple <strong>of</strong> leopard watching as we were,<br />
but with a hunter’s hungry eyes. I knew<br />
there were lion because afterwards as we<br />
forded the little stream in the thick trees, we<br />
found a solitary male lion with handsome<br />
MGM looks. Also cunningly hidden on the<br />
edge <strong>of</strong> the ridge we discovered a hyena<br />
den, and nearby we passed a heavily<br />
pregnant female slowly swinging her way<br />
toward the underground lair and the other’s<br />
hungry cubs.<br />
Later, we took to the hills behind Saruni<br />
and discovered beautiful secret valleys<br />
with small herds <strong>of</strong> elephant, buffalo, eland<br />
and impala. It was all so magical, that for<br />
once, I did not mind the medieval death<br />
knell rattle <strong>of</strong> cow and goat bells!<br />
Duncan Mitchell is a retired gentleman<br />
<br />
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In The Niche<br />
Kate Tourism<br />
Your monthly guide to<br />
emerging travel & tourism trends<br />
with Jane Barsby.<br />
In the wake <strong>of</strong> the publicity surrounding the Duchess <strong>of</strong> Cambridge’s topless photographs,<br />
wealthy tourists around the world are begging to be allowed to stay at the Chateau<br />
, the retreat in the south <strong>of</strong> France where the intrusive pix were snapped.<br />
The Mermaid Restaurant at the Silverton Casino - Las Vegas<br />
In the Dive Bar in California, meanwhile, there is a 7,500-gallon tank where mermen<br />
and women perform, while at The Wreck Bar at the Sheraton Fort Lauderdale, a team<br />
<strong>of</strong> mermaids <strong>of</strong>fer a half-hour performance in the hotel pool during which they swim<br />
<br />
<br />
The Silverton Casino <strong>of</strong>fers a Mermaid Restaurant with a 117,000-gallon saltwater<br />
<br />
Jailhouse Rock<br />
If you’d like to be locked up for the weekend, choose from one <strong>of</strong> a new range <strong>of</strong><br />
prison hotels, such as the 140-year-old Liberty Hotel in Boston, Massachusetts, or the<br />
Malmaison Oxford Castle Prison in the United Kingdom where you can request a double<br />
cell in the A-wing <strong>of</strong> the original prison.<br />
<br />
Always at the forefront <strong>of</strong> crazy tourism trends, the USA has come up with yet another:<br />
mermaid tourism. In Montana, for instance, suitably proportioned ladies are employed<br />
to don mermaid costumes and swim around in a pool. Naturally it has glass walls that<br />
open onto the bar, and mermaid, Daryl Hannah, has made a guest appearance.<br />
In Denver, a team <strong>of</strong> 8 ladies billed as the Mystic Mermaids make guest appearances to<br />
order. Typically, they dive into the tanks and swim with eels, sea turtles, snappers and<br />
<br />
Restaurant in the Liberty Hotel - Boston<br />
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Voulez vous couchez avec moi çe soir?<br />
What will it take to make you sleep with them? You’d be surprised.<br />
Increasingly desperate, the hotels <strong>of</strong> the world have embarked upon a race to see<br />
which one can <strong>of</strong>fer the wildest gimmicks to lure you into their beds. They include;<br />
<br />
shower, or with baths in the middle <strong>of</strong> the room), and retro appliances (record players<br />
with a selection <strong>of</strong> vinyl). Other seductions include:<br />
Coco Cabanas<br />
These are private beach- or pool-side canvas enclosures designed to replicate mini<br />
nightclubs. They <strong>of</strong>fer hot and cold running bar and restaurant services 24/7, WiFi,<br />
private movies and widescreen TVs. The disco pool: apparently it has underwater<br />
‘super-surround-sound speakers’. Why? So that you can dance underwater, stoopid.<br />
Lie on Linen<br />
The higher the thread-count, the better the hotel? So they would have you believe,<br />
with ‘400 threads per inch’ representing the Chanel <strong>of</strong> sheets. According to the<br />
experts, however, any sheet made with a two-ply yarn will be sleep-friendly, while the<br />
exceptionally high thread-counts may result in the sheets weighing you down. Ultimate<br />
in the sheet-style stakes, it appears, is the provision <strong>of</strong> pure linen sheets.<br />
Pillow Talk<br />
Any hotel worth its salt these days <strong>of</strong>fers a pillow menu. In the old days it used to be<br />
fairly basic: feathers or foam, hard or s<strong>of</strong>t. These days? Choose from <br />
<br />
Turndown Treats<br />
Trends are veering away from the provision <strong>of</strong> chocolates at turn-down and towards the<br />
provision <strong>of</strong> personal poems, stories and weather forecasts.<br />
Butlers<br />
<br />
an e-butler to help your guests get online, a BBQ butler to grill your steaks, a boot butler<br />
to refresh your skis, and a sunglasses butler to maintain your eyewear.<br />
Sniff and Blink<br />
Spas and aromatherapy have been done to death. Now the truly hip hotel pumps mood<br />
<br />
with mood-enhancing coloured lighting (chromatherapy).<br />
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All those hoteliers keen on keeping up with the trends must now declare themselves<br />
‘pet-centric’. This means that not only are their guests encouraged to bring their pets,<br />
but also that they can enjoy walking services, pet-friendly check in, ‘plush pet bedding’,<br />
toys, treats, pet room-service menus and pet spa treatments (including pet pedicures<br />
and a choice <strong>of</strong> in-room canine rubdowns).<br />
Travel Trends<br />
According to a travel consumer report commissioned by EyeforTravel, based on<br />
<br />
consumer behaviour is changing.<br />
People are increasingly making their travel bookings by mobile devices. 20% <strong>of</strong> all travel<br />
bookings in the USA are made by phone or tablet.<br />
<br />
media to make decisions on travel plans. Consequently, increasing numbers <strong>of</strong> travel<br />
companies are working with Facebook, Twitter, Orkut, Baidu, and Renren to sell travel.<br />
<br />
According to IBM, Big Data is key. According to their spokesperson, Greg Land, ‘Today,<br />
<br />
<br />
That said, 38% <strong>of</strong> those interviewed in a<br />
recent survey said they had not even heard <strong>of</strong> the term and <strong>of</strong> those that had heard <strong>of</strong><br />
it, only 20% were using it.<br />
<br />
The <br />
<br />
dynamics into non-gaming environments’. So, for instance, InterContinental Hotels<br />
have launched the ‘Win It In A Minute’ programme, which allows you to win things over<br />
breakfast, thus proving that there is nothing new under the sun – remember the plastic<br />
<br />
Business Travellers Cutting Back<br />
It seems that the economic slump has impacted on the hitherto free-spending business<br />
traveller. Travel surveys have revealed that these days either the executives don’t travel<br />
<br />
dears.<br />
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Young, Gifted & Travelling<br />
The WYSE Travel Confederation (World Youth Student Travel Conference), the world’s<br />
<br />
reveal that young travellers represent one <strong>of</strong> the fastest-growing segments <strong>of</strong> the<br />
travel industry, accounting for 20% <strong>of</strong> all international arrivals. They represent a global<br />
market worth US$185 billion annually - more than the annual revenue <strong>of</strong> Facebook<br />
(US$4.3 billion) and Apple (US$153 billion), the world’s most valuable brand. Meanwhile,<br />
UNWTO’s Secretary-General Mr.Taleb Rifai, whose organisation is supporting WYSE<br />
said, ‘Young travellers tend to stay longer and interact more closely with the communities<br />
they visit than the average tourist. As such, youth travel has emerged as one <strong>of</strong> the most<br />
promising paths towards a more responsible and sustainable tourism sector.’<br />
<br />
<br />
industry report. The others are Mexico, Malaysia, Indonesia and<br />
Argentina. Sri Lanka has targeted one million tourist arrivals for 2012 and revenue <strong>of</strong><br />
US$1 billion from foreign direct investment.<br />
Travel Speak<br />
What the travelling world has to say.<br />
The results <strong>of</strong> a survey by online travel retailer lastminute.com, which canvassed 1,000<br />
customers in the UK, France, Italy, Spain and Germany, have revealed the following<br />
facts about people’s holiday habits and perceptions.<br />
When asked, ‘Which nationality is the worst dressed and least attractive in the world?’<br />
37% said the Spanish and Germans, and 31% said the British (22% <strong>of</strong> the British<br />
questioned agreed with this). The French and the Italians however both nominated the<br />
Germans.<br />
When asked ‘Which men are the most attractive?’, everyone nominated the Italians.<br />
When asked ‘Which women in the world are the most attractive?’ All nationalities (other<br />
than the Spanish) nominated the Italians. The Spanish nominated their own women,<br />
and only 5% <strong>of</strong> those asked nominated British women. Therefore Italians are the most<br />
attractive people in the world?<br />
When asked ‘Which nationalities drink the most on holiday?’, every nationality nominated<br />
the British, except the French, who nominated the Germans.<br />
A survey by has revealed that only 11% <strong>of</strong> UK tourists speak another<br />
<br />
<br />
Spanish. 74% <strong>of</strong> British travellers expect all those they meet abroad to speak English<br />
and 19% <strong>of</strong> all British travellers expect all signs abroad to be in English.<br />
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miscellaneous ramblings<br />
tcb<br />
I think I shall end the year as I started it,<br />
having a good whinge about all things that<br />
inhabit our roads and the regulations that are<br />
foisted on us the motorists in this Republic <strong>of</strong><br />
Kenya.<br />
The new Thika super-highway is indeed a<br />
masterpiece; it’s just that no one knows how<br />
to drive on it. How should we know, we’ve<br />
never had one before – a super highway that<br />
is. The outside lane is without question the<br />
place to be. Huge trucks stagger along it at a<br />
snail's pace, matatus head straight for it, then<br />
without signalling, head back to the inside<br />
lane to stop and pick up passengers. Just so<br />
you know, there are feeder lanes where all<br />
this should happen. Feeder lanes are meant<br />
to be one-way, aren’t they? But instead here<br />
they have been re-invented as wrong way<br />
shortcuts between super highway entry and<br />
exits.<br />
It is a zoo out there!<br />
No one is policing it, no one is <strong>of</strong>fering<br />
advice, no one is doing anything about it, and<br />
does anyone really care? Driver education is<br />
required – we need all the help we can get.<br />
Please, Mr. Minister!<br />
Our boys in blue now have another string to<br />
<br />
(Amendment) Bill 2012. In its memorandum<br />
<strong>of</strong> objects and reasons, a sort <strong>of</strong> executive<br />
summary, it seems its primary objective is to<br />
ensure that when you sell a vehicle you turn<br />
in its license plates. Failure to do so results<br />
<br />
You also have to hand in your plates if the<br />
vehicle in question's insurance expires – you<br />
have 30 days to do the honourable thing!<br />
The second objective <strong>of</strong> the Bill is to<br />
<br />
<strong>of</strong>fences in order to deter those <strong>of</strong>fenses<br />
<br />
’.<br />
Speeding, or known here more accurately<br />
as Overspeeding, comes under the spotlight<br />
with some pretty serious penalties, perhaps<br />
rightly so. Enforcement has always been<br />
the issue, and this new regime in no way<br />
<br />
<br />
most certainly going to reach new levels <strong>of</strong><br />
ridiculousness.<br />
Interestingly, ‘a highway authority shall<br />
<br />
<br />
We don’t have many <strong>of</strong> those right now, do<br />
we? So, no sign no speed limit? Hardly, but<br />
it does beg the question.<br />
Roadblocks now require notice in a Gazette,<br />
<br />
may<br />
…'<br />
the use <strong>of</strong> the word may opens up all sorts <strong>of</strong><br />
interesting scenarios. Shortcuts, or in local<br />
<br />
‘<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
not less than Kshs. 30,000/-, or both.<br />
You’ll need your eyes tested to take a driving<br />
test and every time you renew your licence.<br />
The modalities <strong>of</strong> how this will happen is<br />
best left to your imagination.<br />
Matatus come in for some pretty well<br />
deserved heavy handedness. Drink driving,<br />
if convicted, attracts prison terms <strong>of</strong> not<br />
<br />
Kshs. 500,000/-, or both.<br />
Is there a reason why the<br />
terminology <strong>of</strong> not less and not<br />
exceeding is used almost in the<br />
same breath?<br />
Apart from uniforms, matatus will be<br />
<br />
Kshs. 20,000/-, ask no questions tell no lies,<br />
then Kshs. 5,000/- per passenger on board<br />
over the limit. Special name badges are<br />
now mandatory for drivers and conductors<br />
and will be issued by the Registrar <strong>of</strong> Motor<br />
Vehicles.<br />
Perhaps the best idea to come out <strong>of</strong> all <strong>of</strong><br />
<br />
both driver and conductor as opposed to<br />
current commission payment system, which<br />
is loosely based on the number <strong>of</strong> trips and<br />
customers carried per day. How this will<br />
work in practice boggles the mind.<br />
<br />
a provision for the police to issue tickets<br />
<br />
there is even on the reverse an Admission<br />
<strong>of</strong> Guilt section, which would allow you to<br />
<br />
necessity to attend. This we all know doesn’t<br />
happen; 'something small' preferred or a<br />
Police bond paid on the spot, usually in the<br />
region <strong>of</strong> Kshs. 3,000/-, but now rumoured<br />
to be Kshs. 30,000/-, accompanied with a<br />
<br />
working day.<br />
In the amended Bill, ‘<br />
<br />
document showing the <strong>of</strong>fences set out in<br />
<br />
in a summary form, and the document shall<br />
<br />
’.<br />
Just imagine being hauled over, a smiling<br />
<br />
akin to a menu. Added to that is that the<br />
<br />
<br />
enforce all laws. Crikey, more mouths to<br />
feed!<br />
I’ll end on a happy note – certain segments<br />
<strong>of</strong> civil society are taking the Government to<br />
court to stop this nonsense. Let’s hope they<br />
succeed, matatu strikes aside!<br />
Click HERE to read the new Bill.<br />
I wish you a happy Festive Season and a<br />
magic 2013.<br />
Please drive carefully and obey the law…<br />
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In case lots only (12 bottles)<br />
Kshs. 17,400/- per case<br />
Free delivery to most <strong>of</strong> Nairobi.<br />
Click HERE to order.<br />
TCB says, 'Here is an Aussie red that is real value for money. Its online<br />
price in Oz is A$ 15.00 (equiv Kshs. 1329/-) Here we are selling it for Kshs.<br />
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James Kinuthia arrived in Australia<br />
in 2004 to pursue a BSc at Murdoch<br />
University in Perth. Four years later, he<br />
not only had a double major in Biological<br />
and Environmental Sciences, but had also<br />
developed a keen interest in Australian<br />
wine.<br />
Today he is the proprietor <strong>of</strong> Makkin,<br />
a company that exclusively distributes<br />
Australian wine.<br />
So how did he develop an interest in wine?<br />
James explains, “We did odd jobs during<br />
the holidays to make some pocket money<br />
<br />
at a remote country town called Boyup<br />
Brooke in the famous Margaret River<br />
region, well known for its wineries.<br />
Back home, he noticed that there were<br />
few Australian wines in Kenya so decided<br />
to turn his hobby into his business.<br />
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Includes: One night full-board<br />
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<br />
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Includes: One night full-board<br />
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Includes: One night full-board<br />
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You can book the whole lodge on an<br />
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Century-old houses on Soysambu<br />
by Juliet Barnes<br />
in days gone by<br />
Literary oracles such as Elspeth Huxley have not devoted many words to describing<br />
old Kenyan houses which - 100 years ago - were purely functional. The 3rd Baron<br />
<br />
hut – no doors, no windows. As Huxley says, “he gave more <strong>of</strong> his heart to his dreams<br />
and schemes for the growth <strong>of</strong> his adopted land than to his wife’s happiness”. Priorities<br />
were 15,000 sheep, battling diseases, parasites and predators; and exchanging parcels<br />
<strong>of</strong> well-watered land with arid acreages adjoining Soysambu, increasing its size and<br />
piping water across to the dry regions.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
building still stands, albeit in a semi-derelict state, surrounded by a former stable yard –<br />
now housing, a small shop and clinic for farm staff.<br />
In 1911, Delamere imported three pre-fabricated houses from Norway. Presumably<br />
these came in panels, transported by ship and then train. They would then be lugged<br />
to their present sites, probably by ox-wagon, from Elmenteita Station - now a police<br />
station. The railway later diverted through Gilgil, but a little-used road from Elmenteita to<br />
<br />
through cuttings and past a derelict red-brick station.<br />
<br />
<br />
Stud House, probably so-called when Diana, Lady Delamere employed racehorse<br />
trainers.<br />
<br />
erected circa 1911<br />
The largest pre-fab is near the Meroroni River, close to Delamere’s original hut. Elspeth<br />
Huxley describes the latter, looking over parkland dotted with acacias towards the lake,<br />
<br />
Country, 1935). Today the lakeside forest has thickened, obscuring the lake, but the<br />
house still looks over open woodlands, replete with wildlife. Annie Dunn, who has<br />
lived in this pre-fab for 35 years, says Delamere’s wife had this house built during his<br />
absence, so she could have doors and windows, not to mention the outdoor extension<br />
<strong>of</strong> a kitchen.<br />
In 1911 Lady Delamere, nee Florence Cole, had a nervous breakdown, returning to<br />
England to recover.<br />
The 3rd Baron Delamere<br />
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They certainly never had any more children. Jim involved himself in various enterprises,<br />
some <strong>of</strong> which were more successful than others, such as the Blue Posts Hotel at<br />
Thika. In 1906 he built a home on 80 acres he’d bought in Spring Valley: Masara had<br />
<br />
Elspeth Huxley as a “ramshackle wooden bungalow, with a veranda running round”. In<br />
photographs, it resembles the Elmenteita pre-fab.<br />
Margaret’s strict upbringing excluded school, but included a playmate: a black-maned<br />
lion, initially bottle-raised on milk and egg. Paddy grew into a large and indolent lion,<br />
inclined to roar at night, while Margaret grew into a portly woman who adored dogs, cats<br />
<br />
went down in history when testing Masara’s new porcelain bath. An oilskin had to be<br />
thrown over a stuck and distraught Margaret before the servants were allowed in to<br />
prise her out.<br />
Beryl and her father regularly stayed at Masara when visiting from up-country, <strong>of</strong>ten<br />
riding with the Sunday Hunt In 1911, Paddy pounced on young Beryl, then went on the<br />
rampage, killing a horse and two cows before he was caged for the rest <strong>of</strong> his life. In her<br />
book 'West with the Night', Beryl’s chapter on the incident is titled “He was a good lion”.<br />
An Indian employee and the arrival <strong>of</strong> Elkington with a whip saved her, adding that her<br />
father had pre-warned her: “A domesticated lion is an unnatural lion – and whatever is<br />
unnatural is untrustworthy.”<br />
Norwegian pre-fab today, previously lived in by Elkington<br />
First stone and pumice building on Soysambu - stables and barn<br />
In 1912 Delamere took on the management <strong>of</strong> Soysambu, assisted by Boy Long. At<br />
<br />
forced to go to England for medical treatment, during which time his wife ran the farm,<br />
this is possibly when she had her house built. She certainly didn’t enjoy it for long: two<br />
days after her husband’s return that same year, she died.<br />
Delamere kept busy. His local knowledge was vital during the War, but by 1917 illness<br />
had forced him back to run Soysambu - single-handed. Even if he lived in the prefab,<br />
which isn’t certain, his neighbour and brother-in-law, Galbraith Cole, felt: “There’s<br />
somewhere a sort <strong>of</strong> bareness about D’s surroundings that I can’t explain.” Another<br />
neighbour described Delamere’s dwelling as dreary and depressing.<br />
Jim Elkington certainly lived in the Meroroni prefab from the beginning <strong>of</strong> 1921, although<br />
he may have leased it from a much earlier date. He died prematurely almost exactly<br />
four years later, as a result <strong>of</strong> gunshot wounds - whether these were accidental remains<br />
a matter <strong>of</strong> conjecture. Elkington is mentioned in many books, partly for instigating the<br />
Masara Hunt, complete with pedigree horses and English hounds, and partly for his pet<br />
lion Paddy, who mauled the young Beryl Clutterbuck, later Beryl Markham.<br />
<br />
1905, with his wife and nine-year-old daughter, Margaret: the latter had been conceived<br />
out <strong>of</strong> wedlock back in 1895, when he was only 20. Thus he’d hastily married Rachel<br />
Kavenagh, eight years his senior. Rachel, after a labour and delivery, which nearly killed<br />
her and the baby, supposedly vowed never to sleep with her husband again.<br />
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Paddy’s life imprisonment was certainly served in part at Elmenteita: Elkington called<br />
his Elmenteita house Bussilungun; the origin <strong>of</strong> this name remains a mystery. One writer<br />
described the house as being six miles from Elmenteita railway station, which would<br />
be roughly right, heading directly cross-country. After the War, Elkington continued<br />
farming c<strong>of</strong>fee at Masara, growing barley for the brewery, and staying involved in the<br />
horseracing world until, fed up with the latter, he moved to live at Elmenteita in 1921.<br />
“Mrs Jim”, as Rachel was doomed to be known, seems to have remained at Masara.<br />
The same year, Mrs Kathleen Tatham-Warter visited her sister and brother in the new<br />
Kenya Colony. She met, stayed with and had an affair with Elkington, and the following<br />
year had his baby, back in England – her eighth child. An ex-nanny <strong>of</strong> the Tatham-<br />
Warter’s, safe from the eye <strong>of</strong> scandal, brought up Ann. Back in Elmenteita, Elkington<br />
was drinking heavily - <strong>of</strong>ten with the hard-drug dealer, Frank Greswolde Williams, who<br />
co-habited with Beryl for a time.<br />
Kathleen revisited Elmenteita in 1924. Elkington, allegedly now <strong>of</strong>f the booze, tried but<br />
failed to persuade her to leave her husband. On 22nd January 1925, the shooting<br />
incident occurred and Jim died at Kijabe Hospital. There were murmurs <strong>of</strong> suicide, even<br />
murder, but a court <strong>of</strong> inquiry exonerated Kathleen. Jim was buried in Naivasha, while<br />
Boy Long shot Paddy. As Beryl pointed out, at least he was an excellent shot – he and<br />
Delamere had to shoot so many lions on Soysambu.<br />
Today the 5th Baron Delamere relates how his parents stayed in the pre-fab with<br />
his grandfather. When the table began to wobble, they thought a dog was beneath,<br />
scratching itself, but when the lights began swaying too, they realised it was a minor<br />
earthquake – common in the Rift Valley. This would have been after they married in<br />
1923 and after Elkington died. The 5th Baron also had a house at Loresho, where he<br />
spent an increasing amount <strong>of</strong> time pursuing his passion for politics and in between his<br />
travels.<br />
Ann Melrose, nee Meredith-Warter, visited Soysambu in the 2000s, to see the old<br />
wooden house where her father had died, just before his 50th birthday. Apart from<br />
the addition <strong>of</strong> a veranda, it probably looks much the same, now looking out towards<br />
the rocky ridge where the 3rd Baron was buried in 1931. After 14 years alone, he’d<br />
remarried. Life in Loresho was a far cry from the hut: lavish entertainment – his guests<br />
including Royals and a daily round <strong>of</strong> golf. “Loresho was a delightful perch,” Elspeth<br />
Huxley wrote. Delamere’s death, she says, was a loss to the entire continent, and his<br />
burial attended by a mix <strong>of</strong> mourners: from farmers in khaki shorts to formally dressed<br />
<br />
A hundred years ago, Lake Elmenteita had hippo, which disappeared for many decades<br />
until heavy rains in 2012 raised the lake levels just short <strong>of</strong> their highest in a hundred<br />
years. Now the hippos are back, while according to a herdsman, an old bull buffalo <strong>of</strong>ten<br />
lies beside the old man’s grave.<br />
<br />
<br />
HERE).<br />
Paddy - Elkington's<br />
famous pet lion<br />
circa. 1924<br />
There’s nothing about all this in Delamere would have been more<br />
interested by the death <strong>of</strong> Sir Robert Coryndon, around the same time, Governor <strong>of</strong><br />
Kenya from 1922.<br />
After Kathleen’s husband died in 1928, Ann was brought up with the Tatham-Warter<br />
children. She was never validated as half-sister by Margaret Elkington, and only saw her<br />
<br />
father’s full name had been James Llewellyn Meredith Elkington.<br />
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Who Murdered<br />
Lord Erroll?<br />
In spite <strong>of</strong> the current brouhaha <strong>of</strong> divergent views, Bryan Harris believes the identity<br />
<strong>of</strong> the killer is no longer in doubt especially following recent conversations with Juanita<br />
Carberry, the last surviving witness to the goings on at ‘Happy Valley’ more than seventy<br />
David years ago. Begg and Jimmy Bird ride out.<br />
Can there really be anything new to say about the murder <strong>of</strong> Lord Erroll?<br />
Logic says not, but a series <strong>of</strong> articles and letters in recent issues <strong>of</strong> claim<br />
to shed yet more light on the mystery. Palle Rune, backed by Errol Trzebinski, makes<br />
the case yet again that Britain’s secret service agency, MI6, staged the murder. This<br />
is based on material imparted to him in the 1990s by his friend Ray Cuthbert, since<br />
deceased, but fails to explain why he has remained silent for so long.<br />
Brezoni’s grave<br />
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The Life and Death <strong>of</strong><br />
Lord Erroll in 2000. It was the two articles combined with an impending re-examination<br />
into the murder by visiting journalist, Adam Edwards <strong>of</strong> London’s Sunday <strong>Time</strong>s, that<br />
prompted me to look again at the various takes on the mystery and to have a series<br />
<strong>of</strong> telephone conversations with Juanita Carberry, the last surviving member <strong>of</strong> Happy<br />
Valley. Juanita, now in her mid-80s, comes across as a friendly and sprightly lady living<br />
quietly in London who, despite failing eyesight, keeps up with ongoing developments<br />
in the Lord Erroll saga. Her semi-autobiography, , has been reissued<br />
in paperback and I am very pleased to have been given an autographed copy.<br />
<br />
ear, killing him instantly. Later in the day, a spent 0.32 calibre bullet was found lodged<br />
<br />
Muthaiga Country Club, the 22nd Earl <strong>of</strong> Erroll, known to his friends and acquaintances<br />
as Josslyn Hay, ‘Joss’ for short.<br />
In his book, published in 1997, Smith recounts the events that<br />
followed. He had been born and raised in Kenya with the result that he, alone among the<br />
<br />
had been established, Smith put two and two together and assumed that Erroll had<br />
started his fateful journey from the nearby home <strong>of</strong> Sir Delves (Jock) and Lady Diana<br />
Broughton, a reasonable assumption given that Joss and Diana had been conducting<br />
a very public affair. Smith then drove himself to the house in Marula Lane, some three<br />
<br />
watchman.<br />
The watchman told Smith that he had seen Broughton climb into the back <strong>of</strong> Erroll’s car<br />
<br />
not seen Broughton return during the night hours but had seen him depart shortly after<br />
sunrise as had Lady Diana and June Carberry, a family friend and Juanita’s step-mother,<br />
all in separate vehicles. Later, when Inspector Arthur Poppy, who had been placed<br />
in charge <strong>of</strong> the investigation but who spoke no Swahili, attempted to take another<br />
statement from the watchman (who spoke no English) he declined and clammed up.<br />
<br />
assist in the investigation and was so heavily cross-examined by Broughton’s counsel<br />
during the subsequent trial, that his important evidence was not taken into account. An<br />
<br />
that Erroll had died as a result <strong>of</strong> an ‘accident’.<br />
The murder, the most famous in Kenya’s colonial history, has been debated endlessly<br />
ever since and been the subject <strong>of</strong> several books, articles, a BBC TV drama titled The<br />
and at least one movie spin-<strong>of</strong>f, primarily because no one has ever been<br />
convicted <strong>of</strong> the crime. All this is ‘old hat’ but an account in a British newspaper that<br />
claimed to throw new light on the murder, the Rune and Tzrebinski articles, together<br />
<br />
refresh you about the Earl’s history and how he came to be in Kenya.<br />
For the uninitiated (and the forgetful) this is how it all began. At around 3.30 am on the<br />
morning on 24th January 1941 in the Nairobi suburb <strong>of</strong> Karen, the body <strong>of</strong> a white man<br />
in military uniform was found slumped in the passenger foot well <strong>of</strong> a rented Buick car<br />
by two dairy workers. The location was close to the junction <strong>of</strong> the Ngong and Karen<br />
roads, still a major intersection to this day. The car, with headlights ablaze, was in<br />
danger <strong>of</strong> tipping into a murram<br />
<br />
Chief Inspector Herbert Lanham, arrived on the scene they soon established that the<br />
man had been the victim <strong>of</strong> a gunshot wound.<br />
Josslyn Victor Hay was born in London on 11th May 1901, just before the end <strong>of</strong> the<br />
<br />
who one day would inherit the title <strong>of</strong> the 22nd Earl <strong>of</strong> Erroll. Joss and his younger<br />
brother and sister, Gilbert and Rosemary, led a pampered childhood in Europe where<br />
their father held positions at the British legations in Brussels, Vienna and Berlin, but<br />
particularly at the family estate called ‘Slains’ in Scotland. An early photograph <strong>of</strong> Joss,<br />
aged two, shows him dressed in girl’s clothes, a not uncommon practice for the time<br />
apparently, but this appears to have had no effect on his sexual orientation because, as<br />
we shall see, he was decidedly heterosexual throughout a life devoted to the pursuit <strong>of</strong><br />
women.<br />
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Idina Sackville at 22<br />
It was inevitable that Joss would follow in the family tradition by attending Eton, England’s<br />
premier public school, but his career there was cut short upon being discovered in<br />
with a chambermaid. The <strong>of</strong>fence might have been tolerated but for the<br />
fact that the lady was married and old enough to be his mother with the result that he<br />
was caned and then dismissed. However, a pattern had been established. Academically,<br />
Joss was said to be highly gifted, excelling at mathematics, Latin and Greek as well<br />
as modern languages, including German, so he must have completed his education<br />
<br />
marks, he was immediately appointed Private Secretary to the British Ambassador in<br />
Berlin in January 1920, aged just nineteen.<br />
Joss’ job seemingly allowed plenty <strong>of</strong> time for visiting the glamorous cities <strong>of</strong> Europe,<br />
particularly Paris, and it was here that he conducted an on-<strong>of</strong>f affair with an American<br />
heiress, Alice Silverthorne who, in 1923, married a French aristocrat, Count Frédéric<br />
de Janzé, about whom more will follow. Another Paris conquest was Idina Sackville, in<br />
later life nicknamed ‘The Bolter’, a notorious seductress, who had already married and<br />
divorced two husbands by the age <strong>of</strong> twenty-seven. She and Joss fell madly in love<br />
whereupon Joss threw up his post at the Berlin embassy so that they could attend the<br />
London season together.<br />
His parents were aghast, especially when it became apparent that he and Idina planned<br />
<br />
<br />
Gordon included 1,500 acres <strong>of</strong> land in Kenya’s lush Wanjohi Valley in the foothills <strong>of</strong> the<br />
<br />
it was this simple coincidence that gave rise to the ‘Happy Valley’ legend in later years.<br />
Idina had already been planning to make her home in Kenya and to build a house on her<br />
estate when<br />
her engagement to Joss was announced in the Tatler on 19th September<br />
1923.<br />
They were<br />
married four days later. In effect, Joss had burnt his boats, a promising<br />
<br />
social outcast with limited job prospects and he was cut <strong>of</strong>f from whatever family money<br />
he might have been entitled to meaning, for a while at least, he would be completely<br />
reliant on Idina’s benevolence.<br />
On arrival in Kenya and having taken stock <strong>of</strong> Idina’s land in the Wanjohi Valley, they<br />
decided to name their new home ‘Slains’, after Joss’ former ancestral family estate in<br />
Scotland which his parents had been forced to sell to cover mounting debts. The Hays<br />
<br />
hedonistic lifestyle for which the Wanjohi Valley soon became notorious. Both had a<br />
<br />
invariably married women considerably older than he. When not resident on the farm,<br />
the Hays could usually be found disporting themselves at Nairobi’s Muthaiga Country<br />
Club in the company <strong>of</strong> their aristocratic friends.<br />
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Early in 1926, Idina had given birth to a daughter who the couple named Diana but was<br />
known as Dinan throughout her life. Because <strong>of</strong> the unusual hereditary laws attached to<br />
the Erroll dynasty, whereby the title attached itself equally to the male and female line,<br />
the Earldom would pass to Dinan (as the 23rd Countess <strong>of</strong> Erroll) to be inherited by her<br />
son, Merlin who became the 24th Earl upon the death <strong>of</strong> his mother. The Barony <strong>of</strong> Lord<br />
Kilmarnock had already passed to Joss’ brother, Gilbert.<br />
In 1925, and leaving their two daughters behind in Paris, the de Janzés arrived in Kenya<br />
for a health cure (Alice suffered from chronic bronchitis) that turned into a long holiday<br />
which allowed Alice and Joss to resume their sporadic affair and, using some <strong>of</strong> Alice’s<br />
wealth, the couple bought a house in Wanjohi. By now Idina and Joss’ marriage was<br />
fraying at the edges anyway and she decided to sell ‘Slains’, having decided on a new<br />
home called ‘Clouds’, a considerably larger house with multiple bedrooms which allowed<br />
<br />
Happy Valley’.<br />
Joss meanwhile was falling for Molly Ramsay-Hill, the rich wife <strong>of</strong> a local farmer who<br />
had built a glittering mansion called Oserian on the shores <strong>of</strong> Lake Naivasha. Molly was<br />
thirty-four to Joss’ twenty-six. Idina too was conducting a serious affair with a new man<br />
in her life with the result that both agreed to an amicable divorce in 1928, the same year<br />
that Joss succeeded to the Earldom as well as the title Lord Kilmarnock. The same could<br />
not be said for the divorce <strong>of</strong> Molly and her spouse, Cyril; nevertheless she managed<br />
to retain Oserian as part <strong>of</strong> the settlement and when she was free, Joss and Molly (who<br />
henceforth insisted on being addressed as Mary) were married in London in February<br />
1930. After an extended honeymoon, they returned to Oserian, which Joss nick-named<br />
the ‘Djinn Palace’ because <strong>of</strong> its opulence and Bedouin appearance, to resume the<br />
lifestyle <strong>of</strong> rich settlers. In other words, constant rounds <strong>of</strong> partying and adultery with a<br />
bit <strong>of</strong> farming thrown in.<br />
Perhaps out <strong>of</strong> wishing to have something useful to do and conscious <strong>of</strong> his new and<br />
exalted rank as the premier Earl <strong>of</strong> Scotland, or possibly out <strong>of</strong> sheer boredom, Joss<br />
started taking an interest in politics, and in 1934 became a paid-up member <strong>of</strong> the<br />
British Union <strong>of</strong> Fascists. The following year, after Benito Mussolini invaded Abyssinia,<br />
he resigned and instead was elected to the Convention <strong>of</strong> Associations, a curious name<br />
<br />
Council (‘Legco’), an advisory body to the Governor, which was regarded by many as<br />
too liberal.<br />
After four years <strong>of</strong> marriage, Joss was losing interest in his second wife and, unable<br />
to cope, Mary started drinking heavily and using a variety <strong>of</strong> drugs which led to a long<br />
and slow decline and her death in August 1939. By now, Joss was seriously involved in<br />
the affairs <strong>of</strong> the colony and was elected to Legco as the member for Kiambu and later<br />
appointed Deputy Director <strong>of</strong> the Central Manpower Committee. Upon the outbreak <strong>of</strong><br />
war with the Axis powers, he was appointed to the Agricultural Production and Settlement<br />
Board.<br />
<br />
<br />
into the military as a Second Lieutenant with the acting rank <strong>of</strong> Captain and appointed<br />
Assistant Military Secretary charged with marshalling forces for the war against the<br />
Italians who were threatening to attack from bases inside Abyssinia.<br />
At about this time, Alice de Janzé, now alone, made another trip to Kenya, taking<br />
<br />
Frédéric by whom she had two daughters, and then married and divorced a wastrel by<br />
the name <strong>of</strong> Raymund de Trafford who she had shot and wounded, and herself also,<br />
on a train at Paris’ Gare du Nord on 26th March 1927. Regarded as seriously disturbed,<br />
she was acquitted at her trial <strong>of</strong> ‘wounding and causing bodily harm’ but was ordered<br />
<br />
France. Incredibly, she and Raymund were married in 1932, four years after the shooting<br />
incident, but later divorced. She died by her own hand in September 1941.<br />
Throughout the latter part <strong>of</strong> 1940, Joss was in a relationship with yet another married<br />
and older woman, Phyllis Filmer, but then, onto the scene came the Broughtons, and<br />
this changed everything.<br />
Jock and Diana were newly married and had been obliged to enter the nuptial state in<br />
order to facilitate entry into Kenya as, at the time, single women could be denied access<br />
to the colony. Jock had been granted land in Kenya under the ex-soldier-settler scheme<br />
<br />
junior.<br />
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The marriage was fraught from the start as Diana had only consented to the match<br />
<br />
years (with certain provisions attached), whereupon the wedding ceremony took place<br />
<br />
Southampton to Mombasa).<br />
On arrival in Nairobi on 12th November, the Broughtons moved into the Muthaiga Country<br />
<br />
<br />
for all to see. Jock appeared to be completely sanguine about his wife’s dalliance, even<br />
appearing to go out his way to cultivate Joss as a close family friend.<br />
Within weeks, Joss was telling friends that Diana was the only woman he had ever<br />
<br />
to marry. On 12th January, the lovers slipped away for a clandestine coast holiday at<br />
<br />
known to survive. A few days following, Diana asked Jock for a divorce and on 20th<br />
January, Jock instructed his lawyers to initiate divorce proceedings. Two evenings later,<br />
Joss, Diana, Jock and June met at the Muthaiga Country Club for dinner and dancing,<br />
but it soon turned into an engagement celebration, which was ostentatiously toasted by<br />
Diana’s soon-to-be ex-husband, Jock.<br />
At around 10.30 pm, Joss took Diana <strong>of</strong>f to a Nairobi nightspot on promising Jock<br />
that he would have Diana home by 3.00 am. June later claimed that Jock, by then<br />
<br />
<br />
loudly for others to overhear, ‘To think that a woman would treat me like this after being<br />
married for just two months’.<br />
Joss and Diana reached the house in Karen at around 3.00 am whereupon the couple<br />
made their fond farewells before Joss drove away. Within half an hour he was dead.<br />
<br />
Principal Sources<br />
‘White Mischief’ by James Fox published in 1982.<br />
‘White Roots in Africa’ by Frederick ‘Alf’ Smith published in 1997<br />
‘Child <strong>of</strong> Happy Valley’ by Juanita Carberry with Nicola Tyrer published in 1999.<br />
‘The Life & Death <strong>of</strong> Lord Erroll’ by Errol Trzebinski published in 2000.<br />
Feature article in the ‘Daily Telegraph’ <strong>of</strong> 11 th May 2007 by Judith Woods.<br />
'The Bolter’ by Frances Osborne published in 2008.<br />
‘The Temptress’ by Paul Spicer published in 2010.<br />
Wikipedia.<br />
Feature articles in ‘Old Africa’ magazine, issues 42 & 43.<br />
<br />
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the inside edge<br />
steve shelley<br />
Well, is it the end <strong>of</strong> the world or not?<br />
I mean, it would be helpful to know if this<br />
is our last month on earth, the last time to<br />
read Travel News and all that.<br />
Mostly, end <strong>of</strong> days prophecies get a lot<br />
<strong>of</strong> media attention, I suppose because<br />
<br />
<br />
subject. But this time, all channels have<br />
gone quiet.<br />
Which worries me. Maybe this time<br />
something will actually happen.<br />
For a start, I am scheduled to be in Dar<br />
es Salaam on the date in question and if<br />
I knew it for sure, I might want to change<br />
the location from where I watch the<br />
apocalypse. A high mountain might seem<br />
more appropriate, with clear skies and no<br />
buildings to fall on us.<br />
It reminds me <strong>of</strong> <br />
whose plot involved investing a<br />
mere cent per year over the eternity <strong>of</strong> the<br />
universe. This ensured you could afford a<br />
front seat at Milliways, the Restaurant at<br />
the End <strong>of</strong> the Universe, where Marvin the<br />
Paranoid Android would hum Pink Floyd<br />
tracks as a cabaret, while black holes<br />
engulfed the cosmos.<br />
There was a live broadcast from the event,<br />
not sure how that would work in reality.<br />
This is not what I expect to happen.<br />
For a start, there is confusion over the<br />
timing. The Mayans and some indigenous<br />
North Americans appear to have forecast<br />
a date <strong>of</strong> 21/12/12 when, they say, the<br />
snake god Kukulkan will come around to<br />
devour us all and usher in the female era<br />
<strong>of</strong> Venus.<br />
Personally, it looks to me that 12/12/12<br />
would be a rather neater arrangement <strong>of</strong><br />
<br />
to be in Dar. It would suit me better if the<br />
world could end a few days later.<br />
Or not at all.<br />
Then the issue arises: what about the time<br />
<strong>of</strong> day (or night)? Will it happen at 1200, for<br />
numerical consistency, or 1212?<br />
And if so, in whose time zone? This matters.<br />
It would be a shame for the world to end<br />
while we’re still asleep. Or that it drags on<br />
for another ten hours for the sake <strong>of</strong> the<br />
Americas.<br />
My mother-in-law keeps insisting that<br />
the end <strong>of</strong> days is indeed nigh. But then<br />
she goes and invests in property, which<br />
<br />
Her religious sect (Seventh Day Adventists)<br />
has suffered from the inaccuracy <strong>of</strong> such<br />
prophecies ever since their own founder,<br />
Ellen White, got it wrong in the nineteenth<br />
century, an event still referred to as ‘The<br />
<br />
But while the global media is staying clear<br />
<strong>of</strong> this one, there is plenty <strong>of</strong> indication that<br />
the world won’t continue as peacefully and<br />
sustainably as we might wish.<br />
Floods and hurricanes continue unabated<br />
in many parts <strong>of</strong> the world. Inter-communal<br />
violence is a growth industry, not least<br />
in our neck <strong>of</strong> the woods, as is religious<br />
hatred. It doesn’t stretch credulity too far<br />
to suppose that between the Arab Spring-<br />
<br />
and the still-unresolved Iranian nuclear<br />
saga, there is enough smoke to signal an<br />
<br />
On balance, I would quite like to see out<br />
2012. In any case, 13 would be a more<br />
appropriate number for the incredible bad<br />
luck that would be needed for the end <strong>of</strong><br />
the world to actually happen in our lifetime.<br />
Worse, no one would be around to write<br />
about it. This may be my last article, then.<br />
But somehow I doubt it. If we do make it<br />
through the 12s, welcome to <br />
<strong>of</strong> 2013.<br />
Steve Shelley is a management and<br />
<br />
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guest photo gallery<br />
Entrance to Etosha National Park<br />
<br />
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East Africa. He also is an in-demand freelance wildlife and documentary<br />
cameraman.<br />
On a recent trip to Namibia, he lived for 6 weeks in a hide next to the<br />
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<br />
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My new best friend<br />
Low angle shot taken from hide...<br />
Rush-hour<br />
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ook reviews<br />
The Casual Vacancy<br />
by J.K. Rowlings<br />
The Harbour<br />
by Francesca Brill<br />
Rowlings fans will be interested in the<br />
<br />
guarantee her an assured readership.<br />
Predictions are equally likely that readers<br />
will be disappointed. Her characters are<br />
true-to-life, unfortunately, but the telling <strong>of</strong><br />
the story leaves much to be desired, as<br />
its 503 pages make it long and frequently<br />
repetitive. Most <strong>of</strong> the adults are tainted<br />
characters. Those who are not, come<br />
over as wimpish and ineffectual. The<br />
adolescents, with a few exceptions, are<br />
no improvement. They seem to suffer<br />
distressing problems caused by obnoxious<br />
or unsuitable parents, and through torments<br />
<br />
The story opens with the death <strong>of</strong> Barry<br />
Fairbrother, who might just, had he<br />
lived, have been the story’s only ‘nice’<br />
character. His death sets <strong>of</strong>f far-reaching<br />
repercussions that couldn’t possibly have<br />
happened were he alive. It leaves his empty<br />
seat, the much coveted ‘casual vacancy’<br />
on the parish council. Around this lacuna<br />
the plot unwinds.<br />
Rowlings’ description <strong>of</strong> parochial life in the<br />
west <strong>of</strong> England is accurate. There is the<br />
inevitable rift between Pagford residents<br />
and those regarded as incomers, while<br />
village gossips twitter incessantly about<br />
scandals in a neighbourhood where<br />
rumours are rife. The situation becomes<br />
tense when hate mail begins to appear<br />
via the internet on the parish council<br />
noticeboard, allegedly written by ‘The<br />
Ghost <strong>of</strong> Barry Fairbrother’. Who will<br />
<br />
<br />
climax during a birthday celebration.<br />
Rowlings’ writing about contemporary<br />
social life has a Dickensian awfulness<br />
about it: no details are spared on subjects<br />
such as teenage sex, drug abuse and the<br />
<br />
their progeny. Pathetic children in and out<br />
<strong>of</strong> care, coping with drug addicted relatives<br />
<br />
the assistance help or hinder?<br />
The book contains humour and tragedy.<br />
<br />
especially in Krystal, the promiscuous but<br />
basically decent teenager. The end is an<br />
anti-climax. Can the death <strong>of</strong> one good man<br />
really have resulted in so much irreversible<br />
tragedy? Rowlings may possibly hone her<br />
skills and produce something less tainted<br />
by human weakness, as an inherent strain<br />
<strong>of</strong> world weary nastiness runs through the<br />
entire book. Perhaps she portrays life as it<br />
is today, since is not the novel supposed<br />
to mirror contemporary life? Nonetheless,<br />
unfortunately this one remains a verynearly-but-not-quite-made-it<br />
book.<br />
In ‘The Harbour’ Francesca Brill tells<br />
a sensitive, beautifully written story –<br />
<br />
Hong Kong and the narrative begins in<br />
1940. Blasé, unconventional, talented<br />
Stevie, a young American journalist, is in<br />
Hong Kong with her Chinese husband,<br />
Jishang; enough in itself to raise British<br />
eyebrows. Despite the war’s seriousness<br />
for the British in Europe, Hong Kong basks<br />
<br />
few who realise what is about to happen.<br />
One such is Major Harry Field, who is<br />
in intelligence and wary <strong>of</strong> the coming<br />
invasion. Fighting the Japanese on the<br />
mainland are effete Chinese Republicans,<br />
and militant Chinese Communists, who<br />
<br />
the national enemy, the Japanese, who<br />
some years previous had invaded China.<br />
Knowing how hopelessly under-defended<br />
they are on sea, land and in the air, Field<br />
tries to convey the message that Hong<br />
Kong’s situation is dangerously critical.<br />
Nonetheless, even Harry who has<br />
spent happy years in Japan and made<br />
friends there, cannot anticipate the<br />
Japanese invasion’s utter brutality. It<br />
happens just before Christmas, 1941.<br />
Churchill, convinced that Hong Kong was<br />
impregnable, was horribly wrong. Already<br />
many British wives and children have left<br />
for Australia, Harry and Stevie have had a<br />
tempestuous, passionate affair, and Stevie<br />
has borne his child, Hal.<br />
Already established as a reliable journalist<br />
in the US, Stevie becomes involved with<br />
the internationally well-known Soong<br />
sisters. Madam Kung, the eldest, is living<br />
in Hong Kong in 1940 and grants Stevie an<br />
interview. Her youngest and more famous<br />
sister is married to Chiang Kai-Shek,<br />
and it is interesting to read <strong>of</strong> the corrupt<br />
Reviews by<br />
Julia Lawrence<br />
book reviews<br />
Republican regime, more concerned with<br />
its accumulation <strong>of</strong> wealth than the war.<br />
‘The Harbour’ is interesting, not merely<br />
because <strong>of</strong> the plot’s cleverness, but also<br />
because historically it is a reminder <strong>of</strong><br />
that terrible era in history when Japanese<br />
cruelty reached unimagined limits, and<br />
people <strong>of</strong> all races were under strain as<br />
to how best to survive. Both Harry, now<br />
a Japanese prisoner, and Stevie still free,<br />
face private crises causing their own<br />
personal moral dilemmas. Will what Harry<br />
and Stevie regard as their failures destroy<br />
them?<br />
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speaker’s corner<br />
jane barsby<br />
Enter the Dragon<br />
“The Chinese outbound travel industry is<br />
growing at a phenomenal rate, making it one<br />
<strong>of</strong>, if not the, most important market in the<br />
world,” says Reed Travel Exhibition Director at<br />
the World Travel Market Simon Press.<br />
The Chinese outbound travel market is well on<br />
the way to being THE most lucrative market<br />
in the world. Given that the Chinese economy<br />
will be the world’s strongest over the next<br />
<br />
per cent per annum, this is no surprise. The<br />
WTO (World Tourism Organisation) statistics,<br />
however, make startling reading. They show<br />
that by 2020 one hundred million Chinese<br />
tourists will be on the move with over forty<br />
billion US dollars in their pockets. According<br />
to WTO this is, as they rather coyly put it,<br />
‘encouraging foreign tourism authorities and<br />
businesses to treat the Chinese tourist more<br />
seriously’.<br />
You don’t say?<br />
How does this spirit <strong>of</strong> Chinese-friendliness<br />
manifest itself globally we wonder? In Europe,<br />
The European Travel Commission has recently<br />
launched its own Chinese website, which<br />
is just as well since Chinese online travel<br />
bookings are predicted to double in value<br />
between 2011 and 2016. Not content with that,<br />
the Commission is also actively ‘encouraging<br />
hotels, restaurants and shopping malls to<br />
display their signs in Chinese’.<br />
In Britain, a new campaign has been launched<br />
to attract Chinese visitors. It’s called ‘Visit<br />
Britain’ (hardly innovative) and, according<br />
to the press release, it features a Beefeater<br />
from the Tower <strong>of</strong> London and the MD <strong>of</strong> the<br />
upmarket department store, Liberty, both <strong>of</strong><br />
whom issue personal invitations <strong>of</strong> a kind<br />
designed to appeal to the Chinese visitor. Not<br />
exactly show stopping you might say?<br />
At Frankfurt Airport, meanwhile, they’re<br />
busy coining it in the Chinese travel stakes<br />
by <strong>of</strong>fering the free services <strong>of</strong> a Mandarinspeaking<br />
personal shopper to all Chinese<br />
passing through the airport. And, given that<br />
around a million Chinese already pass through<br />
Germany’s largest aviation hub, this initiative<br />
makes sound business sense. The personal<br />
shoppers, who are trained in both Chinese<br />
culture and Chinese preferences, also <strong>of</strong>fer<br />
advice on how their protégées can reclaim<br />
their VAT. Clearly the service is a winner since<br />
increasing numbers <strong>of</strong> Chinese travellers are<br />
now routing themselves through Frankfurt just<br />
so they can enjoy the experience.<br />
Shopping, it seems, is high on the list <strong>of</strong><br />
Chinese pursuits when travelling. A recent<br />
report by Euromonitor International predicted<br />
that Chinese tourists will spend US$36 billion<br />
on shopping when overseas in 2016, double<br />
their spend in 2011. What’s more, according<br />
to a survey released by <strong>of</strong> the<br />
USA, it’s the mainland Chinese who are the<br />
real high rollers.<br />
These super-shoppers spend an average <strong>of</strong><br />
US$874 on each <strong>of</strong> their (frequent) shop-fests,<br />
which exceeds the spend <strong>of</strong> any <strong>of</strong> their Asian<br />
neighbours. As to their preferred retail therapy<br />
destinations, reports indicate that Hong Kong,<br />
Macau and Taiwan are top <strong>of</strong> the shops,<br />
closely followed by the USA, France, Japan<br />
and Italy.<br />
Shopping may be the activity <strong>of</strong> choice for<br />
the Chinese tourists, but they’re becoming<br />
increasingly open-handed in other areas.<br />
In 2013, for instance, it is predicted that the<br />
Chinese tourist will double their spending<br />
on accommodation, excursions and getting<br />
<br />
changing. These days, it seems, the Chinese<br />
traveller is increasingly electing to go it alone<br />
rather than travel in an organised group. The<br />
knock-on effects <strong>of</strong> this development are<br />
<br />
<br />
incidents – mostly due to their ignorance <strong>of</strong><br />
foreign rules and customs. Secondly, the travel<br />
authorities in China have revealed fears that,<br />
in their opinion, many Chinese ‘do not realise<br />
that some <strong>of</strong> their behaviour is not polite, for<br />
example playing cards on the streets and<br />
making noises while eating’.<br />
In a bid to rectify this, the Chinese government<br />
has issued a list <strong>of</strong> do’s and don’ts to guide the<br />
ways <strong>of</strong> the lone Chinese tourist. Highlights<br />
are as follows:<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
rule strictly. Do not cut through crowds;<br />
if you have to, apologise beforehand.<br />
When in Britain, do not cross legs<br />
while sitting, walk under ladders, open<br />
umbrellas indoors or joke about royal<br />
matters.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
In Germany, do not use the same knife<br />
<br />
wine or overload your buffet plates.<br />
In Switzerland, do not blow on hot<br />
food to cool it down.<br />
In Italy, do not jump into the fountains<br />
half-naked or sit by the sidewalk and<br />
munch on sandwiches.<br />
Finally, for all those interested in what is key<br />
to attracting the Chinese, the hit list goes like<br />
this:<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Provision <strong>of</strong> education as to what to<br />
see, what to do, what to eat in the<br />
destination.<br />
Provision <strong>of</strong> a hassle-free visa<br />
application process, since Chinese<br />
tend to leave the booking <strong>of</strong> their<br />
holiday to the absolute last minute and<br />
require visas to be fast and easy to<br />
obtain.<br />
Provision <strong>of</strong> fast internet booking<br />
options.<br />
Provision <strong>of</strong> low-cost carriers.<br />
So there you are, your access to forty billion<br />
dollars is assured. Shame about the jumping<br />
half naked into the fountains in Italy though…<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
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