C OREGON - Oregon Commentator
C OREGON - Oregon Commentator
C OREGON - Oregon Commentator
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NOBody Asked US, BUT...<br />
asks ...<br />
7<br />
What Turns You On?<br />
sudsy says:<br />
“Baby I’m no<br />
weatherman,<br />
but you can<br />
expect a<br />
few inches<br />
tonight.”<br />
11<br />
12<br />
13<br />
[Santa Claus]<br />
Long, Hard<br />
Chimneys<br />
[On The Rocks]<br />
Attention<br />
Bartending School<br />
THe DIRTY SANCHEZ<br />
Ingredients:<br />
1 part vodka<br />
1 part gingerale<br />
All parts pooped in<br />
Stir with finger, lick,<br />
drink it up and no<br />
crying.<br />
[Fraternity Boy]<br />
The Word ‘No’<br />
[Sorority Girl]<br />
Blood Diamonds<br />
why doesn’t that hot<br />
girl want to fuck me ?<br />
[Beetlejuice]<br />
[Lightswitch]<br />
Saying My Name Fingers<br />
45%<br />
20%<br />
15%<br />
10%<br />
10%<br />
%I’m fat and ugly<br />
She’s racist against the irish<br />
wait.. she doesn’t ?<br />
She’s a lesbian Dude i<br />
swear to God.<br />
I dont have hands<br />
5