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NOBody Asked US, BUT...<br />

asks ...<br />

7<br />

What Turns You On?<br />

sudsy says:<br />

“Baby I’m no<br />

weatherman,<br />

but you can<br />

expect a<br />

few inches<br />

tonight.”<br />

11<br />

12<br />

13<br />

[Santa Claus]<br />

Long, Hard<br />

Chimneys<br />

[On The Rocks]<br />

Attention<br />

Bartending School<br />

THe DIRTY SANCHEZ<br />

Ingredients:<br />

1 part vodka<br />

1 part gingerale<br />

All parts pooped in<br />

Stir with finger, lick,<br />

drink it up and no<br />

crying.<br />

[Fraternity Boy]<br />

The Word ‘No’<br />

[Sorority Girl]<br />

Blood Diamonds<br />

why doesn’t that hot<br />

girl want to fuck me ?<br />

[Beetlejuice]<br />

[Lightswitch]<br />

Saying My Name Fingers<br />

45%<br />

20%<br />

15%<br />

10%<br />

10%<br />

%I’m fat and ugly<br />

She’s racist against the irish<br />

wait.. she doesn’t ?<br />

She’s a lesbian Dude i<br />

swear to God.<br />

I dont have hands<br />

5

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