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20 NOVEMBER 11.10 GAUNTLET<br />
Editor: Remi Watts—illustrations@thegauntlet.ca<br />
Society of Coyotes<br />
Remi Watts<br />
Auto Somna<br />
Lars Hedlund & Marc Lynch<br />
Make your<br />
choice: help<br />
the <strong>Gauntlet</strong>,<br />
or transfer to<br />
Hellskayne!<br />
Sandwyrm Funnies<br />
Brentholomew<br />
Buditsu<br />
Tristan Aurini<br />
Stercum Accidit<br />
Kurt Genest<br />
Editor: Ellen Lloyd—tlfs@thegauntlet.ca<br />
My beef-of-the-week today is TLFmonstrosities.<br />
Know what TLF stands<br />
for Three Lines Free. I was really<br />
short on space this week, so lots of<br />
TLFs got edited down... but anything<br />
over 10 lines just got cut. Be short<br />
and sweet, else you risk me saying<br />
it for you... or not at all. Please bring<br />
concise TLFs to the TLF box in MSC<br />
319 or email them to tlfs@thegauntlet.ca<br />
before Tuesday at midnight.<br />
Include your name, UCID, phone<br />
number and signature. (TLFs that are<br />
racist, sexist, homophobic, late, monstrously<br />
long or attacks of a personal<br />
nature are not acceptable.)<br />
To students in the elbow room: I know<br />
that this isn’t the library, but please<br />
stop yelling. It’s hard enough to concentrate<br />
with awful ADD.<br />
– xoxo, I still have midterms<br />
People on the 2nd floor of Mac Hall: from<br />
the 1st floor, we can see what you’re doing<br />
with your girlfriend through the mirrored<br />
ceiling. Just so you know.<br />
This question was worth [$25,000] on<br />
MILLIONAIRE: In 2009, Chicago’s famed<br />
Sears Tower officially changed its name<br />
to what<br />
[a] Weston Tower<br />
[c] Willis Tower<br />
[b] Ward Tower<br />
[d] Woodley Tower<br />
<strong>The</strong> correct answer is the option that<br />
comes alphabetically third.<br />
– Regis<br />
To anyone who decides to stop in the<br />
middle of a hallway, walkway, whatever:<br />
If I run into you, you deserve it.<br />
WANTED: Basketball officials for Junior<br />
High season. Game nights Tues.<br />
& Thurs. 4 p.m. and 5:15. Contact Sabine<br />
at 403-240-1500. Excellent pay!<br />
Tim Hortons employee spotted using<br />
the toilet and then returning right<br />
back to work. It’s flu season, people;<br />
let’s not forget the important step between<br />
toilet-using and food-handling.<br />
Dom Clark you have let me down. JUST<br />
ASK HER OUT! You know who I mean.<br />
This week’s geology lesson: Sometimes<br />
a thrust will not penetrate the fold.<br />
– GeoDrew<br />
Fear O’ the week: Chionophobia – fear<br />
of snow. Chionophobes: welcome to<br />
Calgary, where it will snow for the next<br />
five months. Have fun!<br />
Clockwork Cynic stop I claim to be<br />
neither KL nor CS stop I figured a little<br />
fun with the names was harmless<br />
stop did not count on your “attention<br />
to detail” stop please regard me kindly<br />
and accept my apologies full stop<br />
– Captain Ludd<br />
P.S. “Ogle” is such an ugly word.<br />
“Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice<br />
everywhere.”<br />
– Martin Luther King, Jr.<br />
Free Good Earth coffee on Nov. 15/16<br />
at the rock as part of WUSC’s thank<br />
you campaign! We thank you for voting<br />
YES to sponsor refugee students<br />
to come study at the U of C!<br />
t h r e e li n e s f r e e<br />
Interested in land use and development<br />
TLF Brain Teaser of the Week!<br />
On Nov. 19, take UrbanCSA’s See the pretty TLFs with fancy stars<br />
walking tour of transit-oriented development<br />
<strong>The</strong>se belong to brainteaser winners.<br />
in Calgary! Contact Angela at <strong>The</strong> answer to last week’s riddle was “a<br />
angela.eaton@urbancsa.org.<br />
coffin.” And now, this week’s puzzle:<br />
– Urban Calgary Students’ Association<br />
“Any country that accepts abortion is<br />
not teaching its people to love, but to<br />
use any violence to get what they want.”<br />
– Blessed Mother Teresa of Calcutta<br />
Have a secret you want to get off your<br />
chest Anonymously submit it as a<br />
crafty postcard to the WRC (MSC 318).<br />
Sarah, 2nd year FNCE. It was rad<br />
working with you at the open house<br />
on Saturday. I have a feeling I should<br />
have grabbed your number. Maybe in<br />
another life, when we’re both cats.<br />
– Guy with the awesome moustache<br />
Business Brunette,<br />
Do you have any cute friends in med<br />
school superficialengg@gmail.com.<br />
– Handsome, sarcastic engineer<br />
What three-letter, one-syllable<br />
word becomes three syllables long<br />
when a single letter is added to it<br />
Send answers to tlfs@thegauntlet.<br />
ca or the TLF box at MSC 319 before<br />
midnight on Tues. Nov. 16. You must<br />
include your name, phone number,<br />
UCID and a valid TLF with your answer.<br />
<strong>The</strong>y say you can tell a person’s lovemaking<br />
skills by the way they dance.<br />
Better learn to Salsa! Try the U of C<br />
Salsa Club for $2 on drop-in Thursdays<br />
in ICT 116 (no partner required).<br />
NUTV’s “HOT STARTS !”<br />
Premieres Late November!<br />
– adogcalledstray productions<br />
Vote in the CBC Radio 3 Bucky Awards<br />
for Canadian Independent Music.
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