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Owed to Johnny Houston, the Pancake Ace<br />

It seemed as if, in year 09,<br />

The pancake race was on the line.<br />

No lions left to run the race,<br />

It could not possibly take place.<br />

Crisis of a serious kind,<br />

A problem here to stretch the mind.<br />

In hour of need, no need to fear,<br />

For forward stepped a volunteer.<br />

To Johnny Houston, boxing trainer,<br />

The state of play could not be plainer.<br />

Organise it, sort it out,<br />

Give the race a bit of clout.<br />

Preparations went ahead,<br />

With teams of helpers ably led.<br />

Incentive here for everyman,<br />

The prize a golden frying-pan.<br />

Crowds streamed in by car and bus<br />

And lined the course with zero fuss.<br />

Of athletes just the very best<br />

Dared enter this endurance test.<br />

Pancakes you will realise,<br />

Must be of regulation size.<br />

They must be tossed into the air<br />

And shouldn’t really fall ‘par terre’.<br />

But if they’re dropped, and down<br />

they splat,<br />

We shouldn’t be surprised at that!<br />

Rotarians stood to see fair play<br />

And hear appeals without delay.<br />

But if there was the slightest doubt,<br />

John Houston’s there to sort them<br />

out.<br />

If common sense has any place,<br />

Don’t argue with a boxing ace.<br />

Costume also played a role,<br />

For some had dress sense rather<br />

drole.<br />

Contestants came from near and far,<br />

One from distant Potters Bar.<br />

Chris Bobadilla, brave and true,<br />

Had jetted ‘specially from Peru.<br />

First there came the juniors’ race,<br />

From and to the Market Place,<br />

Won by entrant very cool,<br />

A sprinting ace from Fir Tree School.<br />

Then the serious stuff began,<br />

A challenge here for child and man.<br />

Alec Hayton fired the gun,<br />

Away competitors did run.<br />

Courage none of these did lack,<br />

As they pounded round the track.<br />

Runners drenched in perspiration,<br />

A credit to the British nation.<br />

The pace was hot, the going tough,<br />

Several laps were quite enough.<br />

Even Ivy did not shirk it,<br />

A stately mover round the circuit.<br />

Then with sudden burst of speed,<br />

Jason Parr assumed the lead.<br />

Fit and fast, and standing tall,<br />

He managed thirteen laps in all.<br />

Winning then with loud acclaim,<br />

He entered pancakes’ hall of fame.<br />

The Mayor, of high-speed bikes a fan,<br />

Presented Jason with the pan.<br />

Mid scenes of pan-demon-ium,<br />

Jason took the pan he’d won.<br />

Such skills, such pace, this really<br />

ought<br />

To count as an Olympic sport.<br />

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