TakeCareDownThere.org: A Sex Guide for Children - Pro-Life Waco

Endorsed for parents and teens by Planned Parenthood Waco*
TakeCareDownThere.org: A Sex Guide for Children
Planned Parenthood of Columbia-Willamette (WA) is one of 89
affiliates of Planned Parenthood Federation of America and a
sister affiliate of Planned Parenthood Waco.
TakeCareDownThere is endorsed by the Planned Parenthood
Waco website as a resource for parents and teens attending their
summer sex education conference called Nobody’s Fool
(www.plannedparenthood.org/ppwaco/images/Central-Texas-
Health-Centers/NF_Online_Resources.pdf).
John Pisciotta, Director of Pro-Life Waco
Planned Parenthood affiliates (franchisees) are well known as the
leader in the U.S. abortion industry. A complementary mission of
Planned Parenthood is promotion of promiscuity to children. I
became aware of this fact through Pro-Life Waco challenges to a
Waco Planned Parenthood youth conference called Nobody’s
Fool. While my initial concern was our local Planned Parenthood
affiliate, I soon learned about the common ground with Planned
Parenthood Federation of America (PPFA) and International
Planned Parenthood Federation (IPPF). I have tried to shine the
light on print publications such as the book It's Perfectly Normal
(endorsed by PPFA and distributed by Waco Planned Parenthood)
and Healthy, Happy and HOT (published by IPPF). I've also
pointed to websites such as TeenWire.com (PPFA) and
TakeCareDownThere.org from the affiliate in Columbia-
Willamette, Washington. My initiatives to shine the light on
TakeCareDownThere have not been particularly successful. One
reason is the content is so vile that most decent people simply do
not want to expose themselves to viewing and listening to the
content. I hope that more will be willing to read the transcripts.
We must face the sordid reality of Planned Parenthood if we are
going to mobilize to defend children who are in the crosshairs of
this organization. Reading these transcripts will not be enjoyable.
I assure you that creating this document was not enjoyable.
Amy
Scott
Melissa
Terence
*Planned Parenthood Waco also recommends:
www.goaskalice.columbia.edu
www.itsyoursexlife.com
www.advocatesforyouth.org
www.mysistahs.org
www.sexetc.org
www.positive.org
www.scarleteen.com
Tara
Mr. Sexpert
TakeCareDownThere is the degrading creation of a
local Planned Parenthood affiliate in the state of
Washington. The website attempts to be light-hearted and
is visually attractive. The main theme is that sexually active
(promiscuous) teens should have themselves checked
frequently for sexually transmitted infections. The provider
of these SDI check-ups would be a local Planned
Parenthood affiliate. The revenue-seeking slant of this
website can hardly be missed.
TakeCareDownThere is a series of vignettes
involving an adult and several teen actors. I give the
characters names in the transcripts. The adult is Mr.
Sexpert. Slovenly dressed and poorly groomed, Mr. Sexpert
intrudes on the lives of the teens to give advice to help
them continue their “anything goes” sexuality. The teen
girls are Amy, Melissa, and Tara. There are two boys—
Terence who is black and Scott who is white. Race is
significant since one vignette features Terence performing
oral sex on Scott.
The portrayal of sexual content is not highly graphic.
We do see a girl and boy making out and drawings of how
to use a condom. Otherwise, “the action” has just occurred
or is off-screen. Nevertheless, Planned Parenthood’s
advocacy of unfettered sex comes through clearly with
affirmations of vaginal intercourse, oral sex, and
masturbation for fun loving teens.
The transcripts below are slightly edited to avoid
unnecessary banter.
Vignette #1: Find the STI
Amy
Melissa
Amy
Melissa
Tara
Melissa
Tara
Terence
Tara
Terence
Mr. Sexpert
Amy
Hey, can I ask you a question?
Yeah, yeah, what’s up?
(Amy pulls her pants down to reveal
her genital area.)
Do you see anything down here?
Oh, um, I don’t see anything. Hey, hey, come
here and check this out.
What’s going on?
Do you see anything down there?
Um, I don’t think so
Hey, what’s up y’all?
Do you see anything down there?
Uh, uh, man it’s kind of hard to tell.
Guys, what’s going on over here? Wait a
second. I think I know what’s going on.
Look you can’t always tell if you have a
sexually transmitted infection. In fact, a lot
of times there aren’t even any symptoms.
What are you going to do? Right? You’re
going to get a little test-eroony. Okay,
you’re going to get a test.
Who are you?

Vignette #2: Horse Penis Virus
Mr. Sexpert
Amy
Mr. Sexpert
Terence
Mr. Sexpert
Mr. Sexpert
Melissa
Mr. Sexpert
Melissa
Mr. Sexpert
Melissa
Mr. Sexpert
Mr. Sexpert
Okay, pop quiz. Guys, who can tell me what
HPV stands for?
Harry palm virus.
Wrong.
Horse penis virus?
No, no, guys. A horse is a majestic creature.
You.
Horse penis virus.
Wrong, look guys I’ll tell you what HPV stands
for. (stuttering) Human Papilloma Virus.
And you know what? You have it.
Excuse me?
Okay, well maybe you don’t have it. But close
to half of all women do and a lot of them
don’t even know they have it. You know
down the road, it can cause cervical cancer.
That’s the bad news.
Whoa, whoa, you never told us the good news.
Oh, there’s a vaccine, you should totally get it.
The HPV vaccine is most effective for women
who are not yet sexually active. But it can
be beneficial for women who are already
sexually active. Regardless, certain types of
HPV can cause cancer. Contact your health
provider to learn more or to get the vaccine.
Vignette #3: Bring your sister
Melissa
Terence
Melissa
Terence
Melissa
Terence
Melissa
Terence
Melissa
Terence
Melissa
Mr. Sexpert
Telephone ringing
Hello?
Hey, do you know what I’m thinking now.
I think I know what you are thinking.
Alright, well, why don’t you come on over?
Okay, hey do you mind if I bring my sister.
Yeah, yeah. You can bring your sister. That
would be awesome.
Great. What time?
You can come right now if you want. Come
right now.
Okay, we’ll just go ahead right over. Oh, I
totally forgot. My grandparents are in town
so I’d kind of have to bring them. It’s okay,
they’re totally into this kind of thing.
Ah, what are you talking about?
Wait, what were you talking about?
Guys, guys. Look, communication is the
foundation of a good relationship. Don’t be
afraid to tell your partner what you are thinking.
Make sure he understands:
what you want,
what you don’t want,
when you want it,
when you don’t want it,
where you want it,
where you don’t want it,
who you want it with,
who you don’t want it with,
why you want it,
why you don’t want it,
how you want it.
Terence stand up after performing oral sex on Scott.
Vignette #4: I didn’t spew
Mr. Sexpert
Scott
Mr. Sexpert
Terence
Scott
Mr. Sexpert
Mr. Sexpert interrupts as Terence is
performing oral sex on Scott.
Whoa, guy, where’s the prophylactic?
What do you mean?
Look oral sex is still sex. Okay? If it’s
unprotected, you gotta reject it.
(Terence stands up and now appears
in the video. He wipes his mouth with
his hand.)
What, what?
I didn’t even spew.
Guys, it doesn’t matter. If you are having
sex or you’re getting some blow J’s or
whatever, you need to use a condom.
Because you could catch a sexually
transmitted infection--even if you don’t
spew.
Vignette #5: Hot & Heavy
Mr.
Sexpert
Amy and Scott making out. Mr. Sexpert
uses a marking pen and an easel to
demonstrate how to use of a condom.
Guys, guys, it looks like it’s getting a little hot
and heavy in here. Now, before we take this
to the next step, I want to be sure you know
how to use a condom--rubber, a raincoat, a
boner bucket, party hat, squirt skirt, love
sock.
I know what you are thinking. Everybody
knows how to use a condom, right?
Wrong. What you want to do is roll the
condom over the erect penis, squeezing the
tip so there’s no air trapped inside. If you
find that you can’t roll it down, go ahead
and toss that condom. We don’t take
chances with anything that is contaminated.
Okay?
Once you get it rolled all the way down, we are
ready to take care of business.
Now, immediately after ejaculation, hold the
base of the condom as the penis is removed.
Toss the condom. Wipe the wiener down
with a hanky and your ready to go.
Pretty easy isn’t it?

Vignette #6: Let me do me
Melissa
Amy
Tara
Amy
Melissa
Amy
Tara
Amy
Melisa
Amy
Melisa
Mr. Sexpert
Hey guy. You want to come to a party?
I kinda have plans.
You have a date?
Kind of.
Who’s the lucky one?
Well, me actually. I just thought I’d stay in
tonight and maybe do a little strummin’ the
banjo.
Oh uh…
What? I like me. I like spending time with me.
And you know what? Tonight, I think I’m
going to go all the way with me.
Unbelievable.
Plus, it’s not like I can get me pregnant or give
me diseases or something.
That’s a good point.
Guys, guys. Look, abstinence can be a beautiful
thing. Alright? It’s kind of like being a
virgin all over again. You know it’s not easy.
So, you should give your friend here a little
bit of support. How about a hug? Go, on.
Girls laugh and hug each other.
Vignette #7: Threesome
Mr.
Sexpert
Melissa and Scott are in bed chatting
after having intercourse.
Guy, Guys. What is going in here? Wait a
second. You two are making some intercourse.
Haven’t you. Okay, you are probably
wondering what happens next. I think we know
the answer. You get tested. If you’re a woman,
you should get tested once a year. If you’re a
guy, before you start a new relationship.
Vignette #8: Take care
This is “slide show” which includes colorful
animated visual patterns, background music and the
following message in text:
We were born to be in love with our bodies.
Ask any three-year-old.
But somewhere down the road to growing up, we put
our reproductive selves in the dark.
Rather than worry about what went wrong, we should
remember it is never too late to know ourselves.
After all, we are ultimately in charge of our bodies.
It may be the most important responsibility we have.
Starting today, let's make a pact: to make our bodies
our best friend.
So that when we make decisions, we are empowered
and aware.
And let's promise to pass that power on my asking
everyone to join us.
And, take care down there!
Vignette #9: “Down there” song
This degrading tune featuring slang names
for male and female genitals.
Beaver
Bunny
Front-butt
Bushy catcher’s mitt
Easy bakin’ oven
Hot pocket
Hoo-ha
Na-na
Furry pink canoe
Pick a name down there and I’ll sing with you.
He-ham
Lovelog
Ankle spanker
Dong
Twinkie
Trumpet
Gherin
Captain Winky
Shlong
Hum-diddler
Finger-fiddler
Whamalama-do
Pick a name down there and I’ll sing with you.
Sergeant Stiffy
Super Soaker
Panty hamster
Peach
Tinkle flower
Donut holder
Chubby
Backyard treat
Harry Manilow
Sloppy slappilow
Bing-a-dang-a-doo-ding
Pick a name down there and I’ll sing with you.
Guys, guys whatever you call it,
you gotta know how to take care of it.
So check out takecaredownthere.org.
Well go on…

Planned Parenthood’s
“TakeCareDownThere” in Perspective
The pathetic transcripts of TakeCareDownThere
speak clearly for themselves. I comment on just a few
passages.
In vignette #2, Mr. Sexpert reacts to a joking
reference to a horse by countering “A horse is a
majestic animal.” Taken as a whole, the transcripts
offer more dignity to horses than to young boys and
girls. There is nothing majestic in the promiscuitypromoting
advice of TakeCareDownThere.
Planned Parenthood claims that their
comprehensive sex education promotes abstinence.
The Planned Parenthood version of sex education is
often called “Abstinence Plus.” We can see in
TakeCareDownThere that Planned Parenthood is all
about “the Plus.” In vignette #6, abstinence is called a
“beautiful thing” in the context of uninhibited
masturbation. Mr. Sexpert goes on to state that
masturbation can make a girl feel “like a virgin again.”
True abstinence or chastity gets zero affirmation in
TakeCareDownThere.
Much has been written about the racist history and
character of Planned Parenthood. (The documentary
Maafa 21 from Life Dynamics gives a powerful
account of how diminishing of the black population has
been pursued first through sterilization, and later
through contraception and abortion). The portrayal in
TakeCareDownThere of a black teen performing oral
sex on a white boy fits well within the racist character
of Planned Parenthood.
The slide show of vignette #8 captures the
Planned Parenthood vision of youth sexual expression
in a nutshell. The goal of children in making decisions
is to be “empowered and aware.” Sex is about having
knowledge and personal power. Morality and virtue is
off the radar screen.
Vignette #5 makes a statement about avoiding
risk. If a condom does not roll down appropriately, just
toss it out, “We don’t take chances with anything that is
contaminated.” In the whole of TakeCareDownThere,
risk avoidance never leads to any hesitation about
sexual encounters. The website never questions whether
engaging in particular acts—with multiple partners who
also have multiple partners—are worth the risk. For
TakeCareDownThere, the green light for sexual
engagement is always on, provided there is risk
reduction. However, even with condom use and STI
testing, significant risk remains. A young boy or girl
may well be damaged severely with an STI or HIV. The
revenue position of Planned Parenthood, however, is
always enhanced by promotion of promiscuity.
TakeCareDownThere reiterates the “get tested”
message for sexually-active youngsters. However,
nothing is said about what will happen if an STI is
contracted. Two issues arise with a positive STI
diagnosis: treatments and sexual conduct. What
treatments will be provided and what are the effects of
various treatments? Dealing with this topic would have
conflicted with the “sex is so much fun” message of
TakeCareDownThere. Another concern for a child
with an STI is what alterations would be called for in
sexual conduct. Regarding this question, a clear
position has been presented by International Planned
Parenthood Federation in their January 2010
publication, Healthy, Happy and HOT. IPPF gives the
shocking counsel to HIV-positive youngsters that they
need not limit their sexual behavior and that the HIVinfected
person has no obligation to reveal this fact to
sex partners. In the words of IPPF, “Some countries
have laws which say people living with HIV must tell
their sexual partner(s) about their status before having
sex.... These laws violate the rights of people living
with HIV…..There are many reasons that people do not
share their HIV status.”
Reading the scripts or seeing the vignettes of
TakeCareDownThere is a shocking, demeaning and
also necessary. Concern for our children and
grandchildren requires that we fight back. To win the
battle we must have thorough understanding of our
adversaries. We must see through this corrupting
content to the underlying strategies of Planned
Parenthood. TakeCareDownThere reveals the
following strategies for influencing children:
• Present sex in a frivolous, flippant manner.
• Diminish any sense of modesty in young girls as well
as boys.
• “You can be the lucky one.” Try to convince each
youngster that he or she can dodge the unwelcome
impacts of a promiscuous life-style by partaking
in Planned Parenthood advice and services.
• Tell teens (and preteens) that sex is all about being
healthy, happy, and in control. Ignore virtue and
morality.
• If Planned Parenthood does get into morality,
aggressive moral relativism and personal
autonomy is affirmed. What is right or wrong is
strictly a matter of personal choice. There are no
universal, binding principles of right and wrong.
• Give children more to think about and act upon.
Lead them on by presenting new options and
further steps to take in their demeaning sexual
journeys.
• Give the impression that “everybody’s doing it.”
• Promote Planned Parenthood as THE trusted source
on sex!! When Mr. Sexpert is not around, teens
can always get advice and “services” without their
parents’ knowledge but paid with their parents’
taxes.
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