"How To Become An Alpha Male in 18 Easy Lessons" by ... - LSD-25

girlfriends. And the ones trying to date were nothing short of terrified at what they were
seeing. And if they said anything about it, they got whacked along side of the head.
They needed massive amounts of Vitamin R. Vitamin Romance, but also, get ready to
growl, Vitamin Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, that says, I want you baby. They needed to be told
they were sexy, they were babes, they had adorable asses. They needed love letters. The
love letters needed to say, "Your cock is so great and turns me on so much and I've been
thinking about it all day. I want you, boy" They were men but they needed all the
romantic wooing that women had grown to expect and complain about if they didn't get.
They felt a little put out that Valentine's Day was all premised on what HE would get
HER. Anniversaries were the same ... it was always about HIM getting her the big
surprise. They wanted to be surprised. They wanted to come home to a woman who
wanted to tear their clothes off and love them, deep and wet and messy and sexy and for a
long time and then do it again. They needed it, they wanted it, they deserved it.
But what were they getting instead Well, they were getting downsized and replaced by a
woman who got promoted into the slot they expected would be theirs. They were getting
"You deal with it, I'm tired," from their wives. They were getting no sex often as not in
their marriage beds. There was not a lot of light at the end of the tunnel. A dark time in
the land of men. Not pretty.
And I got the feeling that we were coming out of that dark time. Something was
happening. A lot of Victoria's Secret lingerie was being purchased -- a leading economic
indicator of a new order in the boardroom, in the bedroom. Men were going to be feeling
a lot more hopeful. It was going to be a lot more fun. Women were going to love it too.
They were going to get a bit more in balance. They were going to keep doing well at
work, but they were going to remember you could wear dresses as well as suits to work.
They were going to add something essential to the mix ... all work and no play makes
Jane a dull girl. They were getting back to being female. They were showing their girl
side. They were showing their goddess side. They were combining their new-found-outin-the-work-world
power with their old time girl-power. Yes, we were entering the era of
Girlism, and not a moment too soon. We all needed it. So that's what all these lessons in
Alpha Maledom were about. They were just a way of saying, "Hang on, man! It's about to
get really, really good." We were twisting your arm to share some of your power with us.
You were asking us to come home and play with you. And both those things were going
to happen. And all of us would be having a helluva lot more fun.