"How To Become An Alpha Male in 18 Easy Lessons" by ... - LSD-25
"How To Become An Alpha Male in 18 Easy Lessons" by ... - LSD-25
"How To Become An Alpha Male in 18 Easy Lessons" by ... - LSD-25
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Lesson <strong>18</strong>: My <strong>Alpha</strong> Boy<br />
My son is just eight years old, but I th<strong>in</strong>k I've got a best-of-breed, certified, irresistible,<br />
terrific <strong>Alpha</strong> <strong>Male</strong> <strong>in</strong> the works here. My <strong>Alpha</strong> Boy has got the right stuff. My <strong>Alpha</strong><br />
Boy knows what it takes. My <strong>Alpha</strong> Boy is everyth<strong>in</strong>g a boy can be and it's wonderful to<br />
see. I want to mention <strong>18</strong> wonderful th<strong>in</strong>gs about my <strong>Alpha</strong> Boy and wish him the best as<br />
I watch him grow <strong>in</strong>to the man he'll soon become. A young man with all the best<br />
<strong>in</strong>tentions. A good man. A brave man. A k<strong>in</strong>d man. A man with all the virtues and vices<br />
of a real human be<strong>in</strong>g. Just a simple man. Just a simply great man.<br />
1. My alpha boy is k<strong>in</strong>d and lov<strong>in</strong>g to his mom -- you can't beat that.<br />
2. My alpha boy takes little stuffed animals to school for the girls to take care of. He lets<br />
the girls set them <strong>in</strong> the corners of his desk, tuck them <strong>in</strong>to little improvised beds and pull<br />
little Kleenex blankets up to their necks, their paws hold<strong>in</strong>g the edge of the blanket. The<br />
girls love this.<br />
3. My alpha boy is zany and sometimes calls me Halley Elizabeth Suitt, or "Momlette",<br />
just to tease and annoy me.<br />
4. My alpha boy has a friend at school that another kid was pick<strong>in</strong>g on. My boy went up<br />
to the mean kid and told him to leave him alone, he said, he was HIS FRIEND and said,<br />
"You got a problem with that"<br />
5. My alpha boy loves to s<strong>in</strong>g.<br />
6. My alpha boy loves to laugh.<br />
7. My alpha boy loves to fart.<br />
8. My alpha boy rides his bike at near death-defy<strong>in</strong>g speeds these days.<br />
9. My alpha boy helps me dry the dishes..<br />
10. My alpha boy cont<strong>in</strong>ues to trick me, wear<strong>in</strong>g his pants long and baggy so I won't<br />
notice he's not wear<strong>in</strong>g socks. This is a fundamental <strong>in</strong>dependence he demands from his<br />
mother who really wants him to wear socks. He th<strong>in</strong>ks socks are not cool.<br />
11. I caught my alpha boy hold<strong>in</strong>g the door open at a fast food restaurant for an old man.<br />
12. I caught my alpha boy wip<strong>in</strong>g snot on his bed sheets while read<strong>in</strong>g a Pokemon comic<br />
book. We call the big ones rais<strong>in</strong>s.<br />
13. I caught my alpha boy kiss<strong>in</strong>g his GI Joe's good night (<strong>in</strong> a rather manly way<br />
actually) and tell<strong>in</strong>g them to "hang <strong>in</strong> there."