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July/August 2007<br />

Volume 1, Issue 6<br />

Star Wars Party snaps<br />

Leia Loves Lexie! P10<br />

New Science<br />

Pages p21<br />

-<br />

<strong>ScuttleButt</strong><br />

The Newsletter of the <strong>USS</strong> <strong>Southern</strong> <strong>Cross</strong><br />

http://www.uss-southerncross.com/<br />

From The Bridge<br />

Well we have almost made it everybody!<br />

By the time this newsletter gets published, our Commissioning<br />

Weekend will be but a few weeks away, and the <strong>Southern</strong> <strong>Cross</strong> will<br />

have entered into the annals as a STARFLEET International, ship-ofthe-line.<br />

I spent some words in our last issue talking of the background of the<br />

‘<strong>Cross</strong> and making mention of the huge advances we have made since<br />

our launch back in November.<br />

And I want to take this time to simply add a bit more to those thoughts<br />

and comments.<br />

Firstly, I think we need to apply recognition to the fact that the<br />

<strong>Southern</strong> <strong>Cross</strong> would not be the friendly, stable, active, harmonious<br />

and highly visible chapter it is, without the work, efforts and<br />

commitments of all of our great members. You all deserve a clap on<br />

the shoulder for a job well done in supporting each other to get us to<br />

this point.<br />

It would be so easy to simply list out the names of those people who<br />

have worked so hard to this point but I have held back, simply because<br />

I do not wish to give any one member more ‘accidental’ praise than<br />

another – everyone deserves a medal.<br />

But having said that, there has to be singular recognition given to the<br />

XO, Lt Cmdr Wayne Smith – who although he is always reticent to<br />

put himself forward and often is to be found ‘hiding’ in the shadows,<br />

has nonetheless helped to firm the base on which our chapter is set.<br />

Without his support and encouragement, I for one, do not believe we<br />

would have progressed as quickly as we have.<br />

But this isn’t about Wayne, or even me. This is about US - that<br />

combined group of people who have come together to create a truly<br />

unique congregation of friends.<br />

And here is my second point. It is so much easier to create a group,<br />

club, committee, gang , call it what you will – when the participants<br />

live close by, or are easily able to gather together as a group or are<br />

perhaps friends or family and therefore used to and know each well.<br />

So how much more difficult is it to create a chapter and bond together<br />

to support the will and the needs of the group as a whole, when such<br />

Continued on p.3<br />

4½ pages of<br />

Academy<br />

Results p5<br />

Scuttlebutt is the newsletter of the <strong>USS</strong> <strong>Southern</strong> <strong>Cross</strong> a<br />

correspondence chapter of Starfleet International covering<br />

Australia and New Zealand. For all inquiries please contact …<br />

Commanding Officer - co@uss-southerncross.com<br />

Executive officer - xo@uss-southerncross.com<br />

If you are reading this as a hard-copy print, you can get references & in-depth info by following the blue underlined hyperlinks that can be<br />

found in the pdf copy of this newsletter that is available for browsing or free download at http://www.uss-southerncross.com/news.htm


Troop Movements<br />

Contents:<br />

1. From the Bridge.<br />

2. From the Bridge. (Continued)<br />

3. From The Raven’s Writing Desk - Editorial<br />

4. Attention All Stations, Club 360<br />

Operations<br />

5. Ship’s Muster<br />

Tactical/Security<br />

10. Away Team Report – UFP Star Wars Party<br />

11. Region 11 Convention Listing<br />

Marines<br />

12. 11th Brigade Annual Muster<br />

12. The Battle of Long Tan 1966<br />

Communications<br />

14. The <strong>Southern</strong> <strong>Cross</strong> – Past, Present & Future!<br />

Engineering<br />

16. Engineering - Geothermal Power<br />

17. Lima Echo One - Character Building<br />

Medical<br />

18. Chief Medical Officer's Log<br />

19. Tech Spec's 2 - Sickbay Tech 1<br />

Fan Productions<br />

20. "Motherhood" - A Fan Audio Book<br />

Sciences<br />

21. Science Department changes<br />

22. A Bright Idea to Save the Earth<br />

23. But What About LEDs<br />

Cadet Corps<br />

24. You are the Navigator<br />

25. Race To Starbase 12!<br />

Ships Services<br />

26. I am the Captain of the Enterprise<br />

27. Hair and Sideburns; Green (Cocktail)<br />

23. Calendars for July and August<br />

From The Bridge<br />

from the C.O.s desk<br />

great distance is a barrier to meeting “in the flesh” When all<br />

correspondence is done electronically When the people we<br />

are interacting with cannot see our expressions, hear the tone<br />

of voice and therefore truly understand the manner in which<br />

our conversation is meant to be received Have not even met<br />

the people we are inter-acting with and are perhaps taking<br />

instruction from Have absolutely no idea of the background,<br />

personal values or even what our new friends look like<br />

The answer to these questions has to be, almost impossible –<br />

yet here we are, a large group of people from diverse<br />

backgrounds, cultures, cities and even countries, all with one<br />

common desire - to see OUR chapter and OUR group stand<br />

for something that is worthwhile, personally satisfying, fun,<br />

educational and informative. Above all else this gives each<br />

and every one of us the sense of belonging to a group that is<br />

bonded by common interest and friendship.<br />

August the 14th (the official commissioning date) is not the<br />

‘end’ of anything. It might signify the completion of our<br />

shake-down cruise, but it simply creates a new chapter, a new<br />

beginning and a new set of objectives for all of us.<br />

So I simply say – well done ‘<strong>Cross</strong>ers. Congratulations on our<br />

achievements to date. Congratulations on the creation of<br />

something that is really worthy and worthwhile.<br />

Congratulations on becoming a solid body within Region 11<br />

and finally, a big “thank you” for all the support,<br />

encouragement, friendship and fun you have all provided one<br />

another.<br />

On to the future!<br />

LTC Bruce O’Brien<br />

Commanding Officer<br />

Continued from p.1<br />

Hope you're working on your uniform so<br />

you can be photographed on the bridge of<br />

the <strong>USS</strong> <strong>Southern</strong> <strong>Cross</strong>, courtesy of<br />

your Engineering department!<br />

The preparations are coming along nicely for the commissioning<br />

party but there are still a lot of variables that need to be pinned<br />

down. The greetings and messages wishing us good luck are<br />

already starting to come in - above is an incoming transmission<br />

from Captain Alexander Richardson, of Star Trek: Dark Armada 1<br />

whose home port is in the Nederlands, who has included the <strong>USS</strong><br />

<strong>Southern</strong> <strong>Cross</strong> in their premiere episode!<br />

<strong>ScuttleButt</strong> is the official bimonthly publication of the <strong>USS</strong> <strong>Southern</strong> <strong>Cross</strong>. This newsletter is written solely for the entertainment of the officers and crew of the <strong>Southern</strong> <strong>Cross</strong> and our assorted friends. This publication is not intended to<br />

infringe on the copyrights or trademarks of Star Trek, as held by CBS & Paramount Pictures Corporation. Original material printed here is copyrighted, permission is hereby granted to anyone who wishes to reproduce the original material<br />

herein, provided that the source of the material is included. All other copyrighted material, trademarks, and/or service marks cited herein are registered to their respective owners. Certain uncredited material may be written by the editor. The<br />

opinions presented in this newsletter are not necessarily those of the <strong>USS</strong> <strong>Southern</strong> <strong>Cross</strong> or STARFLEET: The International Star Trek Fan Association, Inc. Articles and/or original artwork are strongly encouraged and should be sent to the<br />

email address on the front cover. Deadline for submissions is the first of the month that the next issue is to come out.<br />

2 Vol.1 Issue 6 <strong>ScuttleButt</strong><br />

1 http://www.darkarmada.nl/


Nailed To The Masthead<br />

From The Raven’s Writing Desk<br />

Where would we be without our friends<br />

Editorial<br />

August marks our commissioning party, the first time that many of us will meet face-to-face and I<br />

too am looking forward to this if I can make it. The focus of my fandom however has always been on<br />

the virtual world of the internet and on it I have found the best of people and, well, the rest.<br />

There is something about placing your thoughts and creative output on the internet for all to see that<br />

necessitates at the same time a measure of boldness and certain vulnerability. People who would<br />

never dream of giving their fan fiction to friends to read or reading their poetry at a public recital will<br />

find it perfectly acceptable to place it on-line for the world to see!<br />

Luckily I have found for the most part that on-line communities are supportive and try their best to<br />

be socially responsible. What is more it has a spill-over effect so that one group will often help<br />

another. This issue that you hold in your hands is evidence of that very thing.<br />

For example, Lexie Currie, who organised the Star Wars party for the UFP, got immense support<br />

from the South Australian chapter of Fan Force, and this issue would definitely have been poorer<br />

without the great snaps that they have given permission for us to publish. Looks like a good time was<br />

had by all!<br />

Consider also the interview with Tad Pietrzykowski about his "Golden Age" comic The <strong>Southern</strong><br />

<strong>Cross</strong>. Tad was not only generous with his feedback about the <strong>Southern</strong> <strong>Cross</strong>, but in his<br />

encyclopedic knowledge of Australian comics, especially the early days of Cyclone. I've got a fair<br />

amount of nostalgia for the old Cyclone - I was a particular fan of Gary Chaloner's Jackaroo because<br />

at the time I was working on the railways in the bush during the week and spending my weekends at<br />

home in Sydney with Mum & Dad.<br />

The support comes in big and small. By far the biggest contribution here is from the heads of<br />

department who are breaking new ground with their work every month. I might make particular note<br />

of Erik Stubblefield's new science section and Josephine Fisher's complex job recording all the ship's<br />

Academy achievements.<br />

However I have been heartened by the support of the Starfleet International, Star Trek and wider sci<br />

fi fandom as well. It would be remiss of me if I did not send out a few thanks to ...<br />

• Jonathan Connor-Foertsch of the <strong>USS</strong> Angeles for permission to use<br />

certain divisional logos.<br />

• Linda C. Wood for her witty libretto of a Gilbert & Sullivan's<br />

classic, HMS Pinafore<br />

• Masao Okazaki for the use of his Giant class clipper.<br />

Whilst we are on the subject of people helping out, I would like to thank Marine Cadet Christopher<br />

Anderton for his contribution to the issue and point out that if any other cadets would like to see<br />

something of their's in print, a story or artwork, just send it in.<br />

Which leaves me with only one last thing to introduce: my personal fanzine "Acrux"<br />

which will be published monthly. Contributions will be welcome from<br />

any Star Trek fan within the boundaries of Starfleet International's Region 11 and content will be<br />

accepted that meets minimum editorial standards within the publication scope.<br />

Why am I doing a fanzine as well as a newsletter <strong>ScuttleButt</strong> is your newsletter, it is created to<br />

satisfy your interests and needs. Acrux (the name of the first star of the <strong>Southern</strong> <strong>Cross</strong>) is my<br />

fanzine and is meant to be the interface between the different pockets of Star Trek fandom<br />

in the region and the wider Australasian sci fi fandom and general public. Think of Acrux<br />

as being Australasia's window on Star Trek within the Region - professional & licensed<br />

productions, fan productions, gaming, costuming, model-making ... If it has something to<br />

do with Star Trek in Australia, New Zealand or South East Asia it has a place here.<br />

Until later ...<br />

Lt Cmdr Kirok of L'Stok, Editor, <strong>ScuttleButt</strong><br />

m( (_(.<br />

mアア アア<br />

<strong>ScuttleButt</strong> July, 2007 3


Attention All Stations<br />

from the X.O.s desk<br />

by Lt Cdr Wayne Smith<br />

What I would like to discuss in this issue is the website and what we have been able to do so far and<br />

what we hope to do in the near future. I have redone the crew webpage to new Department logos<br />

because apparently we used someone else’s without us knowing this fact. But I think the new ones<br />

are a nice improvement to the pages that use them and they are our own design not anyone else’s.<br />

Bruce and Alec are still working on the Embarked craft document which should be finished shortly<br />

and will be added to the website so we can see the fighter craft and shuttles we have onboard.<br />

It is getting close to our party and things are moving well me and Steve are really looking forward to<br />

meeting a lot of people in Adelaide we will be there a few hours before Bruce so we can start early☺.<br />

The site is growing with the amount of people coming to see us I think it’s from a lot of separate<br />

sources which is terrific some of the countries visiting us this month are below.<br />

Russia Singapore Netherlands Dominican Republic<br />

China Poland Canada Norway<br />

Brazil Spain France United Arab Emirates<br />

Germany Mexico USA Switzerland<br />

That is to name a few Countries that<br />

are looking at our site and us so we are<br />

really getting looker’s world wide.<br />

Please keep looking at the website as it<br />

changes just about weekly.<br />

Lt Cmdr Wayne Smith<br />

XO <strong>USS</strong> <strong>Southern</strong> <strong>Cross</strong><br />

DOIC 377 th MEU<br />

Director of the Borg Academy<br />

Lt Cdr<br />

Wayne<br />

Smith<br />

Executive<br />

Officer<br />

Hello And Welcome to Club 360<br />

We did plan to have these games nights every two<br />

weeks on a Friday night but we have been so busy<br />

it has not been happening but any <strong>Southern</strong> <strong>Cross</strong><br />

member or SFI member is welcome to join in the<br />

fun just contact the XO it’s a great way to get to<br />

know your fellow crew mates and have a good<br />

deal of fun at the same time.<br />

Please find below the gamers tags of the crew<br />

members we have on line so far.<br />

FlagrantCactus<br />

Jarheadinspace<br />

Fairlane90<br />

Deltaflier<br />

Organarse<br />

Merriac<br />

(XO <strong>Southern</strong> <strong>Cross</strong>)<br />

(CO <strong>Southern</strong> <strong>Cross</strong>)<br />

(Ens <strong>Southern</strong> <strong>Cross</strong>)<br />

(CO Genesis)<br />

(Ships Services <strong>Southern</strong> <strong>Cross</strong>)<br />

(XO Chicago)<br />

I have just bought this game and I must say<br />

it looks very nice none of the other crew<br />

members have it as yet so I have not<br />

played against them. This game is a bit<br />

Cartoonish but very good to play it’s a lot<br />

of fun and worth a look at.<br />

Bruce has just got his xbox back from<br />

repair and it works fine so we will try and<br />

make up some nights to give a few games a<br />

whirl ☺<br />

Continued on p.5<br />

4 Vol.1 Issue 6 <strong>ScuttleButt</strong>


Ship’s Muster<br />

The following are courses that have been successfully completed by crew members<br />

from 6/4/2007 to 17/6/2007. Operations wish to congratulate all crew members for their<br />

achievements. It is quite a long list, well done, what can I say other than “Keep up the good<br />

work.”<br />

LT COLONEL BRUCE O’BRIEN<br />

College of Borg Technology<br />

COBT 102<br />

COBT 202<br />

COBT 203<br />

College of Xeno Anthropology<br />

BQ 101 – Beta Quadrant Overview<br />

BQ 102 – Beta Quadrant Extension<br />

BQ 103 – Xindi<br />

DQ 101 – Delta Quadrant Overview<br />

DQ 102 – Hirogen<br />

DQ 103 – Kazon<br />

DQ 104 – Ocampa<br />

DQ 105 – Talaxian<br />

DQ 106 - Vidiian<br />

Romulan Orientation College<br />

IOAS – ROC 301 Project<br />

IOAS – ROC 201 Analysis<br />

IOAS – ROC 202 Politics & History Analysis<br />

School of Professional Development<br />

PD-12<br />

College of Down Under<br />

SAU 101 – Flags of Australia<br />

School of Support<br />

SU-10<br />

School 0f Aerospace<br />

AE-20<br />

School of Xeno-Studies-Romulan<br />

XR-20<br />

School of Armor<br />

AR-10<br />

AR-15<br />

School of Survival Studies<br />

TSS-101 Survival Training Course<br />

TSS-102 Advanced Training Course<br />

TSS-103 Attitude and tools<br />

TSS-104 Ropes and Knots<br />

TSS-105 Signalling<br />

TSS-106 Poisonous Plants<br />

TSS-107 Usable Plants<br />

TSS-108 Poisonous Snakes and Lizards<br />

TSS-109 Water <strong>Cross</strong>ing<br />

TSS-201 Adv. Water Procurement<br />

TSS-202 Adv. Food Procurement<br />

TSS-203 Adv. Psychology of Survival<br />

ESS-201 Survival in Northern Climates<br />

ESS-202 Jungle Survival<br />

ESS-203 Desert Survival<br />

ESS-204 Mountain Survival<br />

ESS-206 Survival in Northern Climates 2<br />

ESS-207 Caves<br />

Gold Boothby Awarded<br />

LT CMDR WAYNE SMITH<br />

College of Sci-Fi Cinema<br />

Spaceballs – Trivia<br />

Spaceballs – Technology<br />

Spaceballs – Characters<br />

Spaceballs – Main Characters<br />

Cert. of Completion – Spaceballs<br />

Logan’s Run<br />

Starship Troopers<br />

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy<br />

Mars Attacks Part 1<br />

Mars Attacks Part 2<br />

Aliens vs predator<br />

MIB 101 Men in Black I<br />

MIB 102 Men in Black II<br />

IDF 101: Independence Day - Characters<br />

IDF 102: Independence Day - Technology<br />

IDF 103: Independence Day – Trivia<br />

Cert. of Completion – Independence Day<br />

GLQ 101: Galaxy Quest - Characters<br />

GLQ 102: Galaxy Quest – Main<br />

Characters<br />

GLQ 103: Galaxy Quest - Technology<br />

GLQ 104: Galaxy Quest – Trivia<br />

Cert. of Completion – Galaxy Quest<br />

BAR 101 Barbarella<br />

BLR 101: Blade Runner – Characters<br />

BLR 102: Blade Runner – Technology<br />

BLR 103: Blade Runner – Trivia<br />

ALN 101 – Alien<br />

ALN 102 – Aliens<br />

ALN 103 – Alien 3<br />

ALN 106 – Alien Resurrection<br />

SLR 101 – Silent Running<br />

College of Survival<br />

PSS-101 Emergency Prep 1: Planning<br />

to Survive a Disaster<br />

PSS-102 Emergency Prep 2: Natural<br />

Disasters<br />

PSS-103 Emergency Prep 3:<br />

Technological Hazards<br />

PSS-104 Fire Safety<br />

PSS-105 Worst Cases<br />

MSS-101 Maps 1<br />

MSS-102 Maps 2<br />

MSS-103 Maps 3<br />

MSS-104 Compasses and GPS<br />

MSS-105 Land Navigation<br />

Starfleet Office’s Leadership College<br />

IOLS:SOLC-111 IG Exam<br />

IOLS:SOLC-102 – VCS Exam<br />

IOLS:SOLC-107 CompOps Exam<br />

Klingon Warrior Academy<br />

Craftsman 301<br />

Continued on p.6<br />

Lt JG<br />

Josephine<br />

Fisher<br />

The EDF needs you! Planet Earth is under attack from alien invaders and Earth Defense Force<br />

2017 is our only hope. Grab your gun, join your squad, and repel the attacking forces in this actionpacked,<br />

arcade-style shooter, exclusive to Xbox 360. You are Earth's last line of defense!<br />

• Battle alien hordes: Face off against a wide variety of attackers ranging from giant insects to<br />

monsters standing more than 20 stories tall. With non-stop swarms of literally hundreds of<br />

enemies on screen at once, these chaotic battles are unlike anything you have ever seen before.<br />

• Utilize a mighty arsenal of weapons: You are armed to the teeth with an array of 170 different<br />

varieties of 7 different weapons: Assault rifles, rocket launchers, flame throwers, grenades, and<br />

much more!<br />

• Experience more than 50 missions: Engage the enemy in 50 all-out battles. Battle alongside<br />

your EDF squad mates through city streets, caves, and coasts to repel the alien invaders on all<br />

fronts.<br />

• Command powerful military vehicles: Take control of battle tanks, giant armored mechs, attack<br />

helicopters, and hover bikes to triumph over your enemies.<br />

• Team up for victory: The odds may seem impossible, but you are not alone. Fight by the side of<br />

your EDF teammates. This crew of fearless soldiers will charge in to battle fearlessly by your side<br />

and assist you throughout the game. Join in with friends in co-op mode and work together to<br />

defeat the alien swarms.<br />

• Destroy the environment: As you battle the alien invaders, stray shots can bring down<br />

skyscrapers, bridges, and any other structure. Will you cause more destruction than the invaders<br />

in your quest for victory<br />

<strong>ScuttleButt</strong> July, 2007 5


A welcome to our newest members:<br />

Grahame Smith<br />

Lorin Stubblefield<br />

Gregory Jacobs<br />

Sharyn Anderton<br />

Jacqueline Anderton<br />

Christopher Anderton<br />

Andrew Gann<br />

Craftsman 302<br />

Craftsman 303<br />

Craftsman 304<br />

College of Gorn Academy<br />

PHD in Gornology<br />

School of Intelligence in Movies<br />

SIM-102 – The Recruit<br />

SIM-103 – The Bourne Identity<br />

SIM-104 – The Bourne Supremacy<br />

SIM-105 – Sneakers<br />

SIM-107 – The Sum of all Fears<br />

SIM-108 – Agent Cody Banks<br />

SIM-110 – U571<br />

SIM-116 – Firefox<br />

SIM-117 – Hunt for the Red October<br />

SIM-119 – True Lies<br />

SIM-121 – Where eagles Dare<br />

SIM-114 – Spies Like us<br />

SIM-120 – Stalag 17<br />

SIM-106 – Clear and Present Danger<br />

School of Espionage<br />

SOE-101 Definition and Means<br />

SOE-102 Counter Espionage<br />

SOE-103 Escape and Evasion<br />

SOE-104 Industrial Espionage<br />

School of Intelligence Gathering<br />

SIG-101 – Who does it<br />

SIG-102 – Intelligence Methods &<br />

Means<br />

SIG-103 – Intelligence Methods &<br />

Means Part 2<br />

SIG-104 – Interrogation<br />

SIG-205 – Domestic KGB<br />

SIG-209 – Japanese Intelligence<br />

SIG-210 – China/N. Korea Intel<br />

SIG-211 – French/German Intel<br />

SIG-206 - British Intelligence<br />

SIG-207 – CIA<br />

SIG-208 – Canadian/Australian Intel<br />

SIG-212 – NSA<br />

SIG-213 – US Intel Community<br />

SIG-304 – Interrogation Planning<br />

SIG-305 – Interrogation Methods<br />

Vulcan Orientation College<br />

VOC-101 – Geography Physiology<br />

VOC-101 – Culture and Military<br />

School of Support<br />

SU-10<br />

School of Special Operations<br />

SO-10<br />

College of the Fantasy Realm<br />

ST 101 Clash<br />

RO 101 Robots<br />

HP 101 Harry Potter & Sorcerers Stone<br />

HP 102 Harry Potter & Chamber of Secrets<br />

HP 103 Harry Potter & Prisoner of Azkabar<br />

HP 104 Harry Potter & Goblet of Fire<br />

HP 108 Harry Potter – Teachers/Staff<br />

TI 101 Titan A.E.<br />

College of Mythological Studies<br />

Classical Terrans<br />

Celtic<br />

Norse<br />

School of Terrorist Operations<br />

STO 101 - Introduction<br />

STO 102 - Al Qaeda<br />

STO 103 - Hama<br />

STO 104 - Muslin Brotherhood moro<br />

Islamic<br />

STO 105 - IRA<br />

STO 106 – Hindu Terrorists<br />

STO 107 – US Domestic Terrorists<br />

STO 108 – Terrorist Groups in Iran &<br />

Other Middle East Countries<br />

STO 109 – Asian Terrorists<br />

STO 110 – South American Terrorists<br />

STO 111 – European Terrorists<br />

STO 112 – N. African Terrorists<br />

STO 113 – Asian sub Continent<br />

Terrorists<br />

STO 114 - Ecoterrorists<br />

STO 201 – Weapons and Counter<br />

Terrorists<br />

Vulcan Academy pf Science<br />

B in General Trek<br />

College of Computer History<br />

COCH 201 – Modern Computers<br />

College of Sci-Fi Cinema<br />

ROB 101: Robocop<br />

PDR 101: Predator<br />

Xeno-Studies – Klingon<br />

XK-15<br />

XK-25<br />

XK-28<br />

Xeno-Studies – Jem’Hadar<br />

XJ-10<br />

School of Mecha<br />

ME-10<br />

School of Armor<br />

AR-10<br />

Diamond Boothby Awarded<br />

Dilithium Boothby Awarded<br />

Exams Created<br />

COBT 102<br />

COBT 202<br />

COBT 203<br />

1ST LIEUTENANT LEXIE CURRIE<br />

College of Borg Technology<br />

COBT 102<br />

COBT 202<br />

COBT 302<br />

School of Intelligence Gathering<br />

SIG-101 – Who does it<br />

SIG-102 – Intelligence Methods &<br />

Means<br />

SIG-103 – Intelligence Methods &<br />

Means Part 2<br />

SIG-104 - Interrogation<br />

SIG-105 - Interrogation<br />

SIG-205 – Domestic KGB<br />

SIG-206 – British Intelligence<br />

SIG-207 – CIA<br />

SIG-208 – Canadian/Australian Intel<br />

SIG-209 – Japanese Intel<br />

SIG-210 – China/N. Korea Intel<br />

SIG-211 – French/German Intel<br />

SIG-212 - NSA<br />

SIG-213 – US Intel Community<br />

SIG-304 – Interrogation Planning<br />

SIG-305 – Interrogation Methods<br />

School of Terrorist Operations<br />

STO 101 – Introduction<br />

STO-102 – Al Qaeda<br />

STO 103 – Hama Hezbollah<br />

STO-104 – Muslin Brotherhood/moro<br />

Islamic Front<br />

STO-105 - IRA<br />

STO 106 – Hindu Terrorists<br />

STO 107 – US Domestic Terrorists<br />

STO-109 – Asian Terrorists<br />

STO-110 – South American Terrorists<br />

STO-111 – European terrorists<br />

STO-112 – N. African Terrorists<br />

STO-113 – Asian sub Continent<br />

Terrorists<br />

STO-114 – Ecoterrorists<br />

STO-201 – Weapons and Counter<br />

Terrorists<br />

School of Intelligence Technology<br />

SIT-101 – Eyes in the Skies<br />

SIT-102 – Tools of the trade<br />

School of Espionage<br />

SOE-101 – Counter Espionage<br />

SOE-102 – Definition and Means<br />

SOE-103 – Escape and Evasion<br />

SOE-104 – Industrial Espionage<br />

College of Computer History<br />

COCH 101- History<br />

College of Sci-fi Cinema<br />

SPB 101 – Spaceballs Characters<br />

SPB 102 – Spaceballs Main<br />

Characters<br />

SPB 103 – Spaceballs Technology<br />

SPB 104 – Spaceballs Trivia<br />

Klingon Warrior Academy<br />

Apprentice 101<br />

Apprentice 102<br />

Apprentice 104<br />

Apprentice 104<br />

School of Treknology<br />

TNG-102 – Main Characters<br />

TNG-103 – Episodes<br />

TNG-104 – Technology<br />

TNG-105 - Trivia<br />

DS9-101 – Characters<br />

DS9-103 – Episodes<br />

School of Medical<br />

MD-10<br />

MD-20<br />

School of Xeno Studies Borg<br />

XB-10<br />

XB-20<br />

School of Xeno-Studies- Klingon<br />

XR-15<br />

School of Aerospace<br />

AE-10<br />

Silver Boothby Awarded<br />

LT JG ALEC DONNON<br />

College of Treknology<br />

Degree – Associates ST:DS9<br />

ST:DS9 - Characters<br />

ST:DS9 – Main Character<br />

ST:DS9 – Episodes<br />

ST:DS9 - Technology<br />

ST:DS9 – Trivia<br />

LT JG JOSEPHINE FISHER<br />

College of Borg Technology<br />

COBT 101<br />

COBT 202<br />

COBT 203<br />

Degree – Associates ST: DS9<br />

ST;DS9 - Trivia<br />

ST:DS9 - Technology<br />

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ST:DS9 - Episodes<br />

ST:DS9 – Main Characters<br />

ST:DS9 – Characters<br />

ST: The Motions Picture - Characters<br />

ST: The Motions Picture - Quotes<br />

ST: The Motions Picture - Trivia<br />

ST: The Motions Picture – Technology<br />

ST2-101 – Characters<br />

ST2-102 – Quotes<br />

ST2-103 – Trivia<br />

ST2-104 – Technology<br />

ST3-101 - Character<br />

ST3-102 - Quotes<br />

ST3-103 - Trivia<br />

ST3-104 - Technology<br />

ST4-101 - Characters<br />

ST4-102 - Quotes<br />

ST4-103 - Trivia<br />

ST4-104 – Technology<br />

College of Federation Studies<br />

Federation Law 1<br />

Federation Law 2<br />

Federation Law 3<br />

Federation Law 4<br />

Federation Law 5<br />

Federation Law 6<br />

Special Federation Studies 1<br />

Special Federation Studies 2<br />

Special Federation Studies 3<br />

Special Federation Studies 4<br />

Special Federation Studies 5<br />

Special Federation Studies 6<br />

Special Federation Studies 7<br />

Special Federation Studies 8<br />

Voyages of the Enterprise 1 Part 1<br />

Voyages of the Enterprise 1 Part 2<br />

Voyages of the Enterprise 2 Part 1<br />

Voyages of the Enterprise 2 Part 2<br />

Voyages of the Enterprise 3 Part 1<br />

Voyages of the Enterprise 3 Part 2<br />

History of the UFP 1 Part 1<br />

History of the UFP 2 Part 1<br />

CAPT 102 – Captains of the Enterprise 2<br />

College of Survival Studies<br />

TSS-101 Survival Training Course<br />

TSS-102 Advanced Studies<br />

TSS-103 Attitude and Tools<br />

TSS-104 Ropes and Knots<br />

TSS-105 Signalling<br />

TSS-106 Poisonous Plants<br />

TSS-107 Usable Plants<br />

TSS-108 Poisonous Snakes and Lizards<br />

TSS-109 Water <strong>Cross</strong>ing<br />

TSS-201 Advanced Water Procurement<br />

TSS-202 Advanced Food Procurement<br />

TSS-203 Advanced Psychology of<br />

Survival<br />

ESS-101 Survival in Northern Climates<br />

ESS-102 Jungle Survival<br />

ESS-103 Desert Survival<br />

ESS-104 Mountain Survival<br />

ESS-105 Survival at Sea<br />

ESS-106 Survival in Northern Climates II<br />

ESS-107 Caves<br />

MSS-101 Maps 1<br />

MSS-102 Maps 2<br />

MSS-103 Maps 3<br />

MSS-104 Compasses and GPS<br />

MSS-105 Land Navigation<br />

PSS-101 Emergency Preparedness 1:<br />

Planning to Survive a disaster<br />

PSS-102 Emergency Preparedness 2:<br />

Natural Disasters<br />

PSS-103 Emergency Preparedness 3:<br />

Technological Hazards<br />

PSS-104 Fire Safety<br />

PSS-105 Worst Case Scenario<br />

EPS 101 Escape Pod Users Guide<br />

EPS 102 Planetary Survival<br />

EPS 103 Escape Pod Identification<br />

EPS 201.1 Escape Pod Tech I<br />

EPS 201.2 Escape Pod Tech II<br />

EPS 201.3 Escape Pod Tech III<br />

College of XonoAnthropology<br />

AQ 101 – Alpha Quadrant Overview<br />

AQ 102 – Alpha Quadrant Extension<br />

AQ 102 – Bajoran<br />

AQ 104 – Betazoid<br />

AQ 105 – Ferengi\<br />

AQ 106 – Q Continuum<br />

AQ 107 – Talarian<br />

AQ 108 – Trill<br />

College of Sci-fi Cinema<br />

Cert of Completion - Spaceballs<br />

Spaceballs – Trivia<br />

Spaceballs – Technology<br />

Spaceballs – Main Characters<br />

Spaceballs – Characters<br />

Certificate of Completion – Galaxy Quest<br />

Galaxy Quest – Trivia<br />

Galaxy Quest – Technology<br />

Galaxy Quest – Main Character<br />

Galaxy Quest – Characters<br />

The Day the Earth Stood Still – Trivia<br />

The Day the Earth Stood Still –<br />

Characters<br />

The Day the Earth Stood Still –<br />

Technology<br />

Forbidden Planet<br />

LOR 101 - Logan’s Run<br />

GHB 101 - Ghostbusters<br />

BAR 101 – Barbarella<br />

MIB 101 – Men in Black I<br />

MIB 102 - Men in Black II<br />

Cert of Completion: Back to the Future<br />

BTF 101: Back to the Future I<br />

BTF 102: Back to the Future II<br />

BTF 103: Back to the Future III<br />

BTF 104: Misc.<br />

CET 101 – Close encounters of the Third<br />

Kind – Characters<br />

CET 102 – Close Encounters of the Third<br />

Kind – Trivia<br />

CET 103 – Close Encounters of the Third<br />

Kind – Technology<br />

CET 104 – Close Encounters of the Third<br />

Kind – Main Characters<br />

TTO 101 - 2001 a Space Odyssey<br />

TTO 102 – 2010 a Space Odyssey<br />

HHG 101 – Hitchhikers Guide to the<br />

Galaxy<br />

Certificate of Completion – War Games<br />

WAR 101 – War Games Characters<br />

WAR 102 – War Games Technology<br />

WAR 103 – War Games Trivia<br />

APL 101 – Apollo 13.1<br />

APL 102 – Apollo 13.2<br />

SST 101 – Starship Troopers<br />

School of Intelligence Gathering<br />

SIH-101 – History of Intelligence Gathering<br />

SIH-102 – Spies in History<br />

SIH-103 – History of Espionage<br />

SIG-101 – Who does it<br />

SIG-102 – Intelligence Methods & Means<br />

SIG-103 – Intelligence Methods & Means<br />

Part 2<br />

SIG-104 - Interrogation<br />

SIG-204 - Interrogation<br />

SIG-205 – Domestic KGB<br />

SIG-206 – British Intelligence<br />

Ship’s Muster (continued)<br />

SIG-207 - CIA<br />

SIG-208 – Canadian/Australian Intel<br />

SIG-209 – Japanese Intel<br />

SIG-210 – China/N. Korea Intel<br />

SIG-211 – French/German Intel<br />

SIG-212 - NSA<br />

SIG-213 – US Intel Community<br />

School of Intelligence Technology<br />

SIT-101 – Eyes in the Skies<br />

SIT-102 – Tools of the Trade<br />

School of Espionage<br />

SOE-101 Definition and Means<br />

SOE-102 Counter Espionage<br />

SOE-103 Escape and Evasion<br />

SOE-104 Industrial Espionage<br />

College of Down Under<br />

SAU 101 – Flags of Australia<br />

SAU 102 – States of Australia<br />

Romulan Orientation College<br />

ROC 101 Romulan People and Tal<br />

Shiar<br />

Awarded Bronze Boothby<br />

Awarded Silver Boothby<br />

Awarded Gold Boothby<br />

LT JG ROBERT FISHER<br />

College of Trecknology<br />

Degree – Associates ST: TNG<br />

ST:TNG Trivia<br />

ST:TNG Episodes<br />

ST:TNG Characters<br />

ST:TNG Main Characters<br />

ST:TNG Technology<br />

VOY-101 – Characters<br />

VOY-102 – Main Characters<br />

VOY-103 - Episodes<br />

VOY-104 - Technology<br />

VOY-105 - Trivia<br />

LT LOUISE HUP<br />

College of Treknology<br />

TNG-101 Characters<br />

ENSIGN CHRIS JACOBS<br />

College of Borg Technology<br />

COBT 101<br />

COBT 102<br />

COBT 201<br />

COBT 301<br />

College of federation Studies<br />

SPFS 102 – Sp Fed Stud 2<br />

SPFS 103 – Sp Fed Stud 3<br />

VOTE 101 – Voy Ent I Part I<br />

VOTE 103 – Voy Ent II Part I<br />

VOTE 105 – Voy Ent III Part I<br />

College of European Studies<br />

The European Continent<br />

The Ferengi Legion<br />

Starfleet Intelligence School<br />

SIS-102 – Cardassian Sector<br />

Intelligence<br />

School of Mecca<br />

ME-10<br />

College of Down Under<br />

SAU 101 – Flags of Australia<br />

SAU 102 – States of Australia<br />

Vulcan Orientation College<br />

VOC-101 – Geography and<br />

Physiology<br />

VOC-102 – Culture and Military<br />

College of Starship Operations<br />

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The following members were promoted:<br />

Lexie Currie to 1st Lieutenant<br />

Erik Stubblefield to Lieutenant Junior Grade<br />

Alec Donnon to Lieutenant Junior Grade<br />

Wendy Brokensha to Petty Officer 4th Class<br />

Darren Reid to Petty Officer 4th Class<br />

Ben Naylor to Sargeant<br />

CSO-104 – Guidance and<br />

Navigation<br />

CSO-106 – Extreme Measures<br />

CSO-107 – Bridge Operations<br />

School of Intelligence Gathering<br />

SIG-101 – Who Does It<br />

SIG-102 – Intelligence Gathering<br />

Methods and Means<br />

SIG-103 – Intelligence Gathering<br />

Methods and Means Part 2<br />

SIG-104 - Interrogation<br />

SIG-105 – Domestic KGB<br />

School of Espionage<br />

SOE 101 – Definitions and Means<br />

SOE 102 – Counter Espionage<br />

SOE 103 – Escape and Evasion<br />

SOE 104 – Industrial Espionage<br />

College of Chronology<br />

101 –EU<br />

College of XenoAnthropology<br />

AQ 103 – Bajoran<br />

ENSIGN GREGORY JACOBS<br />

College of Mythical Studies<br />

Classical Terrans<br />

College of Medicine<br />

Toxocology Specialty<br />

CREWMAN MARGARET MOYLE<br />

College of Genealogy<br />

IOTA:COG-102 – Level 1<br />

IOTA:COG-201 – Level 2<br />

SERGEANT BEN NAYLOR<br />

School of Professional Development<br />

PD-10<br />

ENSIGN MOLLIE O’BRIEN<br />

College of Medicine<br />

Counsellor Certification<br />

LT. JG DONNA REID<br />

Starfleet Office’s Leadership College<br />

IOLS:SOLC-104 – COMM Exam<br />

College of Mythologycal Studies<br />

Bajoran<br />

College of Treknology<br />

DS9-101 Characters<br />

ENSIGN GRAHAME SMITH<br />

Officers Training School<br />

OTS<br />

College of Borg Technology<br />

COBT 101<br />

COBT 201<br />

COBT 301<br />

School of Professional Development<br />

PD-10<br />

Vulcan Orientation College<br />

VOC-101 Geography and<br />

Physiology<br />

VOC-102 Culture and Military<br />

Cardassian Orientation College<br />

IOAS:COC-101 – The Cardassian<br />

Union<br />

IOAS:COC-102 – The Cardassian<br />

Military<br />

IOAS:COC-103 – The Obsidian<br />

Order<br />

Romulan Orientation College<br />

IOAS – ROC 101 Romulan People<br />

and the Tal Shiar<br />

IOAS – ROC 102 The Government<br />

IOAS – ROC 103 Military and<br />

Technology<br />

College of Survival Studies<br />

TSS-101 Survival Training Course<br />

TSS-102 Advanced Survival Studies<br />

TSS-103 Attitudes and Tools<br />

TSS-104 Ropes and Knots<br />

TSS-105 Signalling<br />

TSS-106 Poisonous Plants<br />

TSS-107 Usable Plants<br />

TSS-108 Poisonous Snakes & Lizards<br />

TSS-109 Water <strong>Cross</strong>ing<br />

TSS-201 – Adv. Water Procurement<br />

TSS-202 – Adv. Food Procurement<br />

TSS-203 – Adv. Psychology of Survival<br />

ESS-101 Survival in Northern Climates<br />

ESS-102 Jungle Survival<br />

ESS-103 Desert Survival<br />

ESS-104 Mountain Survival<br />

ESS-105 Survival at Sea<br />

ESS-106 Survival in Northern Climates 2<br />

ESS-107 Caves<br />

MSS-101 Maps 1<br />

MSS-102 Maps 2<br />

MSS-103 Maps 3<br />

MSS-104 Compasses<br />

MSS-105 Land Navigation<br />

PSS-101 Emergency Prep 1: Planning<br />

to Survive a Disaster<br />

PSS-102 Emergency Prep 2: Natural<br />

Disasters<br />

PSS-103 Emergency Prep 3:<br />

Technological Hazards<br />

PSS-104 Fire Safety<br />

PSS-105 Worst Cases<br />

School of Intelligence History<br />

SIH-102 – History of Intelligence<br />

SIH-102 – Spies in History<br />

SIH-103 – History of Espionage<br />

School of Intelligence Technology<br />

SIT-101 – Eyes in the Skies<br />

SIT-102 – Tools of the Trade<br />

School of Espionage<br />

SOE-101 – Definition and Means<br />

SOR-102 – Counter Espionage<br />

SOE-103 – Escape and Evasion<br />

SOE-104 – Industrial Espionage<br />

School of Intelligence Gathering<br />

SIG-101 – Who does it<br />

SIG-102 – Intelligence Methods &<br />

Means<br />

SIG-103 – Intelligence Methods &<br />

Means Part 2<br />

SIG-104 – Interrogation<br />

SIG-204 – Interrogation<br />

SIG-205 – Domestic KGB<br />

SIG-206 – British Intelligence<br />

SIG-207 – CIA<br />

SIG-208 – Canadian/Australian Intel<br />

SIG-209 – Japanese Intel<br />

SIG-210 – China/N. Korea Intel<br />

SIG-211 – French/German Intel<br />

SIG-212 – NSA<br />

SIG-213 – US Intel Community<br />

SIG-304 – Interrogation Planning<br />

SIG-305 – Intelligence Methods<br />

Awarded Bronze Boothby<br />

LT JG ERIK STUBBLEFIELD<br />

College of Cryptography<br />

Advanced Cryptography<br />

School of Intelligence in Movies<br />

SIM-118 – Patriot Games<br />

SIM-114 – Spies Like Us<br />

SIM-103 – The Bourne Identity<br />

SIM-117 – Hunt for Red October<br />

SIM-110 – U-571<br />

SIM-105 – Sneakers<br />

SIM-106 – Clear and Present Danger<br />

SIM-119 – True Lies<br />

SIM-101 – The Spy that Came in From<br />

the Cold<br />

SIM-120 – Stalag 17<br />

SIM-107 – The Sun of all Fears<br />

Starfleet Officer’s Leadership College<br />

IOLS:SOLC-104 – COMM<br />

IOLS:SOLC-107 – CompOps Exam<br />

College of Starship Opersations<br />

CSO-107 – Bridge Operations<br />

College of Survival Studies<br />

ESS-105 Survival at Sea<br />

ESS-106 Survival in Northern Climates 2<br />

ESS-107 Caves<br />

PSS-101 Emergency Prep 1: Planning<br />

to Survive a Disaster<br />

PSS-102 Emergency Prep 2: Natural<br />

Disasters<br />

PSS-103 Emergency Prep 3:<br />

Technological Hazards<br />

PSS-104 Fire Safety<br />

PSS-105 Worst Cases<br />

MSS-101 Maps 1<br />

MSS-102 Maps 2<br />

MSS-103 Maps 3<br />

MSS-104Compasses and GPS<br />

MSS-105 Land Navigation<br />

College of Treknology<br />

ST:DS9 Characters<br />

ST:DS9 Main Characters<br />

ST:DS9 Episodes<br />

ST:DS9 Technology<br />

ST:DS9 Trivia<br />

ST:VOY Characters<br />

ST:VOY Main Characters<br />

ST:VOY Episodes<br />

ST:VOY Technology<br />

ST:VOY Trivia<br />

ST:ENT Characters<br />

ST:ENT Main Characters<br />

ST:ENT Episodes<br />

ST:ENT Technology<br />

ST:ENT Trivia<br />

ST1-101 – Characters<br />

ST1-102 – Quotes<br />

ST1-103 – Technology<br />

ST1-104 – Trivia<br />

ST2-101 – Characters<br />

ST2-102 – Quotes<br />

ST2-104 – Trivia<br />

ST3-101 – Characters<br />

ST3-102 – Quotes<br />

ST3-103 – Technology<br />

ST3-104 – Trivia<br />

ST4-101 – Characters<br />

ST4-102 – Quotes<br />

ST4-103 – Technology<br />

ST4-104 – Trivia<br />

College of Medicine<br />

Basic Health Field Medic<br />

Aerospace Medicine Specialty<br />

College of Economics<br />

ST 201 – Economic Potpourri<br />

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College of Law<br />

D1<br />

D2<br />

D3<br />

College of Federation Studies<br />

Federation Law 1<br />

Federation Law 2<br />

Federation Law 3<br />

Federation Law 4<br />

Federation Law 5<br />

SPFS101 – Sp Fed Stud 1<br />

SPSF102 – Sp Fed Stud 2<br />

SPSF103 – Sp Fed Stud 3<br />

SPSF104 – Sp Fed Stud 6<br />

College of Communications<br />

Newsletter Design<br />

Vulcan Academy of Science<br />

B in Basic Trek 1<br />

School of Xeno-Studies Cardassian<br />

XC-20<br />

Romulan Orientation College<br />

IOAS – ROC 201 Analysis<br />

IOAS – ROC 202 Politics & History<br />

Professional Development<br />

PD-12<br />

School of Medical<br />

MD – 10<br />

Leadership Development<br />

LD-10<br />

PD-10<br />

College of Sci-Fi Cinema<br />

Spaceballs - Trivia<br />

Spaceballs – Characters<br />

Spaceballs – Main Characters<br />

Spaceballs – BA Degree<br />

Alien<br />

Van Helsing<br />

Mars Attacks Part 1<br />

Mars Attacks part 2<br />

Men in Black I<br />

MIB 102: Men in Black II<br />

College of Temporal Physics<br />

Agents’ Survival Course<br />

Basics<br />

College of Genealogy<br />

IOTA:COG-101 – Bachelors<br />

Klingon Warrior Academy<br />

Apprentice 101<br />

Apprentice 102<br />

Apprentice 103<br />

Apprentice 104<br />

College of Borg Technology<br />

COBT 103<br />

COBT 202<br />

COBT 203<br />

College of XenoAnthropology<br />

GQ 102 – Jem’Hadar<br />

AQ 101 – Alpha Quadrant Overview<br />

AQ 102 – Alpha Quadrant Extension<br />

AQ 103 – Bajoran<br />

AQ 104 – Betazoid<br />

AQ 105 – Ferengi<br />

AQ 108 – Trill<br />

DQ 107 – Voth<br />

College of mythological Studies<br />

Classical Terran<br />

Bajoran<br />

School of Intelligence Gathering<br />

SIG-102 – Intelligence Methods &<br />

Means<br />

SIG-103 – Intelligence Methods &<br />

Means Part 2<br />

SIG-104 – Interrogation<br />

SIG-204 – Interrogation<br />

SIG-205 – Domestic KGB<br />

SIG-207 – CIA<br />

SIG-206 – British Intelligence<br />

SIG-208 – Canadian/Australian Intel<br />

SIG-209 – Japanese Intel<br />

SIG-210 – China/N Korea Intel<br />

SIG-211 – French / German Intel<br />

SIG-212 – NSA<br />

SIG-213 – US Intel Community<br />

SIG-304 – Interrogation Planning<br />

SIG-305 – Interrogation Methods<br />

College of Strategy and Tactics<br />

Basics<br />

Vulcan Orientation College<br />

VOC-101<br />

VOC-102<br />

College of Archeology & Anthropology<br />

SOAr 201 – Level 2 Certification<br />

College of Economics<br />

ST: 104 – Let’s Make a Deal<br />

Special Operations<br />

SO-20<br />

SO-13<br />

School of Terrorist Operations<br />

STO 108 Terrorists Groups<br />

College of the Fantasy Realm<br />

LG 101 – League of Extraordinary<br />

Gentlemen<br />

RO 101 – Robots<br />

School of Sci-Fi Cinema<br />

GLQ 101 – Galaxy Quest - Characters<br />

GLQ 102 – Galaxy Quest – Main<br />

Characters<br />

GLQ 103 – Galaxy Quest - Technology<br />

GLQ 104 – Galaxy Quest – Trivia<br />

Cert of Completion – Galaxy Quest<br />

IDF 101: Independence Day (ID4) -<br />

Characters<br />

IDF 102: Independence Day (ID4) -<br />

Technology<br />

IDF 103: Independence Day (ID4) –<br />

Trivia<br />

Cert of Completion – Independence Day<br />

LIS 101 – Lost in Space (Movie)<br />

Characters<br />

LIS 101 – Lost in Space (Movie)<br />

Technology<br />

LIS 101 – Lost in Space (Movie) Trivia<br />

LIS 101 – Lost in Space (Movie) Quotes<br />

Cert of Completion – Lost in Space<br />

SST 101 Starship Troopers<br />

TTO 101: 2001<br />

TTO 102: 2010<br />

IGT 101 – The Iron Giant<br />

MAD 101: The Road Warrior<br />

College of Down Under<br />

SAU-101 – Flags of Australia<br />

SNZ-101 – Flags of New Zealand<br />

SAU-102 – States of Australia<br />

SNZ-102 – Islands of New Zealand<br />

SAU-103 – Geography of Australia<br />

SNZ-103 – Geography of New Zealand<br />

College of Sci-Fi Literature<br />

CSFL 201 – Applying Literature<br />

Terminology Book Review<br />

College of the Fantasy Realm<br />

TI 101 Titan<br />

DN 102 Dune (2000) Religion &<br />

Biology<br />

DN 103 Dune (2000) Technology<br />

DN 104 Dune (2000) Trivia<br />

DN 101 Dune (2000) Characters<br />

Starfleet Officer’s Leadership<br />

College<br />

IOLS:SOLC-105 – SFA Exam<br />

College of History<br />

Bachelors<br />

School of Infantry<br />

IN-10<br />

IN-20<br />

IN-22<br />

IN-21<br />

Xeno-Studies – Borg<br />

XB-10<br />

XB-20<br />

Xeno-Studies – Jem’Hadar<br />

XJ-10<br />

XJ-20<br />

School of Support<br />

SU-10<br />

School of Medical<br />

MD-20<br />

School of Mecha<br />

ME-10<br />

School of Special Operations<br />

SO-10<br />

Xeno-studies – Klingon<br />

XK-10<br />

XK-15<br />

XK-20<br />

School of Combat Engineer<br />

CE-10<br />

Xeno-studies Romulan<br />

XR-20<br />

School of Armor<br />

AR-10<br />

AR-20<br />

School of Aerospace<br />

AE-10<br />

Gold Boothby Awarded<br />

Latinum Boothby Award<br />

Diamond Boothby Award<br />

Dilithium Boothby Award<br />

Report from Treasurer<br />

As part of my duties as Treasurer I wish to report that the<br />

Fund Raising has continued to be a great effort, thank you to<br />

everyone involved, your hard work is appreciated. I would<br />

like to acknowledge the hard work by the Chief of<br />

Communications Lt JG Donna Reid, for her tireless efforts in<br />

the Fund Raising<br />

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<strong>USS</strong> <strong>Southern</strong> <strong>Cross</strong> – Region 11 Convention Listing<br />

There are some good conventions coming up for those fans who love to go and meet the stars. Here is the next<br />

few months listing - hope to see you there! If I have missed a convention that you know about, please drop me a<br />

line at mad101man@yahoo.com.au and I will add it to our list.<br />

August 2007<br />

_____________________________<br />

Chief Of Security, Lt Jg Matthew Tuting<br />

4 Conflux 4 Virtual minicon Free Virtual Convention on the internet; Guests: Garth Nix, Fiona<br />

McIntosh, Simon Brown and many more. A new guest every hour. http://www.conflux.org.au<br />

11 <strong>USS</strong> <strong>Southern</strong> <strong>Cross</strong> Commissioning Party Writers Centre,2nd flr 187 Rundle St, Adelaide SA; By<br />

invitation only. http://www.uss-southerncross.com<br />

17 SMASH! Sydney Manga and Anime Show, SMASH, UNSW Roundhouse, Anzac<br />

Pde, Sydney, NSW. Cost: $9, $12 at the door. Art Contests, Artist Alley, Cosplay,<br />

Games, Panels & More. http://www.smash.org.au<br />

18 The Adelaide Pop Culture Festival Terra Nova Events, South Australian Museum,<br />

North Terrace, Adelaide, SA. Cost tba. Retro film festival, Workshops: Alien prosthetic<br />

makeup construction & Fantasy costume, Retro memorabilia exhibits, Quiz night. Guest: Alan Ruck.<br />

http://www.terra-novaevents.com<br />

18 Catch a movie with Alan Ruck, Mlb Culture Shock, Astor Theatre, Cnr Dandenong Rd & Chapel St,<br />

Windsor, VIC. Guest: Alan Ruck General Tickets: $26 per session, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Star Trek:<br />

Generations. VIP package $200 incl. Photo, Collectible, autograph, Q&A Session, movie and an<br />

exclusive dinner with Alan. Std autograph fees apply. http://cultureshockexpo.com<br />

22 Catch a movie with Alan Ruck, Adl Terra Nova Events, Nova Cinema, Rundel St, Adelaide, SA. Guest:<br />

Alan Ruck General Tickets: $30 per session, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Star Trek: Generations. bookings<br />

terranovasales@optusnet.com or 0421378397 http://www.terra-novaevents.com<br />

25 11th National Costumers' Ball, Australian Costumers’ Guild, Burnside Ballroom, Burnside, SA. Cost:<br />

$50 guild members / $70 non members, No door sales, tickets close Aug 23. This is a Costumed Event!<br />

No costume - No entry. http://www.australiancostumersguild.org.au/index.phppid=9<br />

25 Catch a movie with Alan Ruck, Syd Culture Shock, Hayden Orpheum Theatre - 380 Military Rd,<br />

Cremorne, NSW. Guest: Alan Ruck General Tickets: $30 double bill Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Star Trek:<br />

Generations. VIP package $200 incl. Collectible, autograph, movie and an exclusive dinner with Alan -<br />

Std autograph fees apply. http://cultureshockexpo.com<br />

25 40 years of Star Trek in Australia SciNut Conventions, Diplomat Hotel, Cnr. Canberra Ave. &<br />

Hely St, Canberra, ACT. Cost $60 ($30 concession). Guest: Jack Donner, Dragon Dronet,<br />

Wanda Piety, Susan Shwartz- Std autograph fees apply. http://www.scinut.net.au<br />

_____________________________<br />

September 2007<br />

2 40 years of Star Trek in Australia SciNut Conventions, Mercure Hotel, 85-87 North Quay, Brisbane,<br />

QLD. Cost $60 ($30 concession). Guest: Jack Donner, Dragon Dronet, Wanda Piety, Susan Shwartz-<br />

Std autograph fees apply. http://www.scinut.net.au<br />

8 Serenity Through the Gate Vortex Events, Mercure Hotel, 85-87 North Quay, Brisbane, QLD.<br />

General admission $50, VIP $145; Guests: Morena Baccarin (Inara the companion: Firefly & Serenity,<br />

Adria Stargate SG-1); Christina Hendricks (Mrs Reynolds: Firefly); Sonny Whitelaw (Stargate & Atlantis<br />

Author) http://www.vortexevents.com/<br />

15 Tales From A Companion Culture Shock, Dooley’s Lidcombe Catholic Club, Sydney, NSW. Earlybird<br />

general $77 (valid till 10 July), VIP $300; Guests: Morena Baccarin (Inara the companion: Firefly &<br />

Serenity, Adria Stargate SG-1); Christina Hendricks (Mrs Reynolds: Firefly); Sonny Whitelaw (Stargate &<br />

Atlantis Author) http://cultureshockexpo.com//index.php<br />

16 Tales From A Companion Culture Shock, Venue TBA, Melbourne, VIC. Earlybird<br />

general $77 (valid till 10 July), VIP $300; Guests: Morena Baccarin (Inara the<br />

companion: Firefly & Serenity, Adria Stargate SG-1); Christina Hendricks (Mrs<br />

Reynolds: Firefly); Sonny Whitelaw (Stargate & Atlantis Author) http://cultureshockexpo.com//index.php<br />

23 Travellers from the small screen NSW chapter, Australian Costumers’ Guild, Sydney, NSW. (Loc. Tba)<br />

Picnic, dinner or other to be decided. Costume theme: Science Fiction from TV - series or telemovie.<br />

http://www.australiancostumersguild.org.au/forum/index.phpshowtopic=810&st=0#entry8835<br />

Lt Jg<br />

Matthew<br />

Tuting<br />

Sep 28-Oct 1 Conflux 4, Rydges Lakeside Hotel, Canberra, ACT. Tickets: (Pre booked) $190, conc $130. Guests:<br />

Graham Joyce, Garth Nix, Simon Brown, Donna Maree Hanson, Kaaron Warren<br />

http://www.conflux.org.au<br />

Leads from Australian Costumers Guild , The Australian Science<br />

Fiction Bullsheet , Fanboy's Convention List<br />

, First Contact Conventions , Terra<br />

Nova Events <br />

_____________________________<br />

OPPOSITE PAGE: Photos from the United Federation of Planet's party to celebrate 30 years of Star Wars<br />

with members of the South Australian chapter of Fan Force - SAFF. Photos courtesy of SAFF and Andrew<br />

Currie, SHOWN RIGHT with a prized collectable - The bridge of the Enterprise.<br />

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STOP PRESS! Queensland's Quest Star Trek club holding a 30th Anniversary Party, July 28th. Contact Mary Kemp.


The Battle of Long Tan<br />

WHAT<br />

The Battle of Long<br />

Tan was one of the most<br />

decisive Australian<br />

victories on record.<br />

A large Viet Cong force had been gathered in<br />

the area around an Australian base, as the<br />

Australians had suspected, and their plan was<br />

to flush out the troops and claim the base; an<br />

un-acceptable political loss.<br />

The Australians executed a sweep of the area, as<br />

the Vietnamese had hoped for.<br />

After some aggressive patrolling, in which one<br />

Viet Cong soldier was killed, the main VC force<br />

was encountered and a battle ensued.<br />

The Australian forces managed to drive back the<br />

VC.<br />

WHERE<br />

Long Tan: A village about 4 km north-east of<br />

Vung Tau in South Vietnam. The Australian<br />

base was surrounded by rubber plantations.<br />

The weather conditions of the area heavily<br />

influenced the<br />

outcome of the battle.<br />

WHEN<br />

During the Vietnam<br />

War, on August 18–<br />

19, 1966.<br />

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Marine Cadet Christopher Anderton<br />

WHY<br />

The Viet Cong (or The National Front for the<br />

Liberation of South Vietnam) was attempting to<br />

capture the Australian base, as it was practically<br />

in control of the surrounding providence. There<br />

is much controversy over why the battle really<br />

happened. While the Australians of the D<br />

Company which encountered the VC force say<br />

that it was an accidental encounter that most<br />

probably saved the base, the Vietnamese<br />

soldiers that were in the Battle of Long Tan<br />

view it as an ambush on a large Australian force.<br />

HOW<br />

also used the Reverse Slope defensive<br />

manoeuvre to effectively nullify the VC’s heavy<br />

weaponry.<br />

Since the numbers have been officially recorded<br />

as being 108 Australian soldiers and 1,500-2,650<br />

“Charlies” (Viet Cong) the Australian victory<br />

was a great accomplishment. However,<br />

controversy also surrounds the numbers of each<br />

force, and there will almost definitely be no<br />

eventual resolution to this matter.<br />

This is a resolution taken directly from<br />

http://www.convictcreations.com/history/longtan.htm<br />

The Battle of Long Tan is used even today to<br />

train Australian Officers in the effectiveness of<br />

combining and coordinating infantry, artillery,<br />

armour and military aviation. It was these<br />

components, along with the environmental<br />

conditions (ie pouring rain and terrible mud) that<br />

contributed towards the victory. The D company<br />

"D company was composed of 108 men of<br />

which 18 were killed and 24 were<br />

wounded. After the VC retreat, a search<br />

of the jungle discovered 245 VC bodies.<br />

Questioning of prisoners ascertained that<br />

the offensive force comprised the Viet<br />

Cong 275 regiment and the D445<br />

Battalion. A total force of 2500 men."<br />

Extract from the PRESIDENTIAL UNIT CITATION<br />

To Delta Company 6 Battalion Royal Australian Regiment<br />

By virtue of the authority invested in me as the President of the<br />

United States and as Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces of<br />

the United States, I have today awarded the Presidential Unit Citation<br />

(Army) for extraordinary heroism to D Company, Sixth Battalion,<br />

The Royal Australian Regiment, The Australian Army<br />

D Company distinguished itself by extraordinary heroism while<br />

engaged in military operations against an opposing armed force in<br />

Vietnam on August 18,1966<br />

.....<br />

The conspicuous courage, intrepidity and indomitable courage of D<br />

Company were to the highest tradition of military valour and reflect<br />

great credit upon D Company and the Australian Army.<br />

Lyndon B Johnson<br />

The White House May 28, 1968<br />

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The <strong>Southern</strong> <strong>Cross</strong> – Past, Present & Future!<br />

The<br />

Coms<br />

Station<br />

H.O.D.<br />

Lt Jg<br />

Donna<br />

Reid<br />

http://thedarknebula.com<br />

The <strong>USS</strong> <strong>Southern</strong> <strong>Cross</strong>, even though<br />

it is a new chapter of Starfleet<br />

International is the heir to a<br />

distinguished history as the successor<br />

to the last SFI chapter in Australia. The<br />

original <strong>USS</strong> <strong>Southern</strong> <strong>Cross</strong>, NCC<br />

1886, fictionally a Miranda class frigate, was a<br />

meeting chapter in Sydney, NSW between about<br />

1986 to at least 2001. I was a member of the<br />

original <strong>Southern</strong> <strong>Cross</strong> for a short time until I<br />

decided that I preferred the freedom of a<br />

correspondence membership over the<br />

commitments of a meeting chapter.<br />

But it goes further back than that.<br />

Did you know that there was a HMAS <strong>Southern</strong><br />

<strong>Cross</strong> 1 in WWII Or that there was a radio series<br />

and costumed super hero called the <strong>Southern</strong><br />

<strong>Cross</strong> who defended Australia from saboteurs<br />

and spies during the same period<br />

What the ... <br />

Ok, so maybe I'm stretching the truth a little<br />

with that last bit, but the story of the <strong>Southern</strong><br />

<strong>Cross</strong> comic character involves a real historical<br />

link going back at least as far as the history of<br />

our chapter.<br />

Back in 1985, Tad<br />

Pietrzykowski was one<br />

of the founding<br />

members of<br />

"Cyclone!" a short<br />

lived but<br />

extremely<br />

influential<br />

Australian<br />

comic.<br />

He was<br />

already<br />

established<br />

as a<br />

comic<br />

book<br />

writer<br />

and<br />

illustrator<br />

for his Dark Nebula<br />

graphic Novels and wanted<br />

to contribute another title to the<br />

monthly anthology. He wanted his other story to<br />

be in stark contrast to Dark Nebula, which is a<br />

dark tale of Sci Fi with supernatural overtones.<br />

He settled on a retrospective, swashbuckling<br />

character, the storyline laced with subtle<br />

overtones of the Golden Age of pulp fiction and<br />

Old Time radio - The <strong>Southern</strong> <strong>Cross</strong>!<br />

"It was my lament that Australia never had a<br />

'National Pride' hero like the Yanks have<br />

Capt. America, The Shield, Uncle Sam etc.,<br />

so I felt it only right to create one myself that<br />

would be that without being too obvious or<br />

tokenistic.<br />

I laid out the foundation, set up the backdrop,<br />

the whole pretext the character-design etc., &<br />

then handed it to Glenn Lumsden who<br />

literally ran with it. While the initial concept<br />

came from me Glenn put just as much of<br />

himself into it to give it the character that it<br />

exudes. Hence why he is co-creator - he<br />

earned it in my eyes. While my focus was on<br />

my primary creation, The Dark Nebula, his<br />

was on my secondary one, The <strong>Southern</strong><br />

<strong>Cross</strong>, which is how I wanted it as I wanted<br />

them both to contrast one another as night<br />

does to day."<br />

Over the past few weeks I've been privileged to<br />

be able conduct an extensive email interview<br />

with Tad, who has been incredibly generous<br />

with his time. I originally contacted him to<br />

discuss the close links between his creation, The<br />

<strong>Southern</strong> <strong>Cross</strong>, and Radio Dramas of the<br />

Golden Age of Radio - was it an accident that<br />

the hero, Gordon Russell was a radio announcer<br />

like Tad himself<br />

"The whole backdrop of the radio theatre was<br />

simply my love of the medium as by trade I<br />

am a Radio Announcer, have been for 21<br />

years. There was never a richer chapter in our<br />

broadcasting history than the days of Radio<br />

Theatre as, in its day, it was their TV. I did<br />

my research & the names of most of the<br />

characters is based on the names of real radio<br />

theatre stars of the day. Don't ask me who<br />

because that research was done about 25<br />

years ago & I would have to start from<br />

scratch to remember.<br />

In all my years in broadcasting I never really<br />

had the opportunity or incentive to pursue the<br />

<strong>Southern</strong> <strong>Cross</strong> as a Radio Play as the<br />

formats of all the stations I worked for didn't<br />

suit such a feature. It is only now, while on a<br />

break from broadcasting that I decided to<br />

'complete the loop' & see about adapting The<br />

<strong>Southern</strong> <strong>Cross</strong> to radio so that there would<br />

be a radio play about a comic about a radio<br />

play.<br />

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http://users.sa.chariot.net.au/~lenshome/auxilliaries.htm


y Lt Cmdr Kirok of L’Stok<br />

I am looking at submitting the <strong>Southern</strong><br />

<strong>Cross</strong> as an adapted radio play to finally<br />

compliment the comic feature. I believe the<br />

fact that it already exists in comic form<br />

should be very attractive to them as they like<br />

to explore all avenues of such projects e.g.:<br />

pod-casting, multi-media, on-line content<br />

etc., The fact that visuals can accompany the<br />

audio should be a very tempting carrot.<br />

I'm in the process of adapting the script of the<br />

first chapter for the Radio form. Once that's<br />

done I'll hand it to some former colleagues<br />

who are interested in being involved in this as<br />

it is a change from their usual gigs. By<br />

providing a demo of the radio serial as well<br />

as visual aids of the feature I should be able<br />

to submit it fully costed for consideration by<br />

the ABC for their Regional Production Fund.<br />

I'm presently chasing up the 'team' I've<br />

assembled for putting the demo together<br />

which will take up early July. "<br />

After a 12 year break he is planning on<br />

continuing the adventures of both the Dark<br />

Nebula and The <strong>Southern</strong> <strong>Cross</strong> on-line at<br />

thedarknebula.com. This is mainly to introduce<br />

the characters to a younger and wider audience<br />

who have never heard of them. He had been<br />

toying with the notion for some years, but never<br />

had the time until a serious car accident laid him<br />

up for a matter of months with his jaw wired<br />

shut. Since he is by trade a radio announcer this<br />

effectively sidelined him until he was recovered.<br />

"It's ironic that my character [the Dark<br />

Nebula] gains his power after coming back<br />

from the dead and he's given a new lease on<br />

life just as I was. It's amazing what you can<br />

do when you're unable to do the things you're<br />

used to."<br />

For more on The <strong>Southern</strong> <strong>Cross</strong> professional<br />

Radio Drama watch out for an article in the next<br />

issue of Sci Fi Studios Magazine 1 entitled, "The<br />

Return of the Theatre of the Mind"<br />

Radio and the internet are not the only media<br />

that we will see Tad and Glenn's work appear in.<br />

"I'm a hair's breath away from having the first<br />

Dark Nebula & <strong>Southern</strong> <strong>Cross</strong> print editions<br />

in over 15 years available (via print on<br />

demand). I'm starting with prestige editions<br />

of the first two Dark nebula adventures redone<br />

in a special edition titled 'Origins' & the<br />

entire <strong>Southern</strong> <strong>Cross</strong> adventure collected in<br />

one volume (it has only been serialised<br />

previously). All these will be in colour.<br />

Following that I will roll out a series of minitrades,<br />

each collecting 2 Dark Nebula<br />

adventures (again, in colour).<br />

http://thedarknebula.com<br />

Many of my stories were twoparters<br />

so this is an excellent<br />

opportunity to offer these stories complete.<br />

Each a piece of the bigger puzzle. When put<br />

together it makes for an impressive read.<br />

Following on from that the new adventures<br />

continue.<br />

The Dark Nebula 'Origins' Graphic Novel &<br />

The <strong>Southern</strong> <strong>Cross</strong> Extra Special Edition<br />

aren't too far away from print & release. They<br />

should be available through<br />

www.indyplanet.com."<br />

As a special scoop for readers of <strong>ScuttleButt</strong>,<br />

Tad has given me permission to print the covers<br />

of the two prestige editions to be published by<br />

print on demand outlet www.ka-blam.com. You<br />

guys are the first outside the actual Cyclone<br />

production crew to see these.<br />

"I think you'll agree that the look of each is as<br />

different as night is to day, which is how I've<br />

always wanted to keep it between The Dark<br />

Nebula & The <strong>Southern</strong> <strong>Cross</strong>. They'll also<br />

be available through my website as well. I<br />

may even get supplies in to sell directly. Any<br />

copies that I get in personally will be sold<br />

autographed."<br />

An ambitious project on many levels:<br />

independent publishing as print-on-demand,<br />

multi-media presentation as a comic and radio<br />

drama ...<br />

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1<br />

http://scifistudios.com/magazine


http://www.sfiussindiana.com/Erop.html<br />

Engineering<br />

Division<br />

H.O.D.<br />

Lt Jg<br />

Robert<br />

Fisher<br />

For a comprehensive<br />

listing of sources and<br />

further information see<br />

the hyperlinked version<br />

of this article in the<br />

Engineering section of the<br />

<strong>USS</strong> <strong>Southern</strong> <strong>Cross</strong><br />

website ...<br />

http://www.usssoutherncross.com/<br />

Geothermal Power Generation<br />

A geothermal power station, as we<br />

know it, is one that uses the heat of<br />

the Earth to generate power. The<br />

heat turns water to steam, which<br />

in turn can be used to run a<br />

steam turbine that generates<br />

electricity.<br />

New Zealand is particularly<br />

fortunate in that, because of<br />

its volcanic activity, it has numerous<br />

locations where the heat of the Earth can be<br />

tapped. The Ministry of Economic<br />

Development has estimated that geothermal<br />

power could supply 75% of New Zealand’s<br />

peak demand although only about 15% of<br />

that maximum potential has been developed.<br />

I say fortunate because geothermal power is<br />

one of the most environmentaly friendly<br />

forms of power generation according to<br />

Murdoch University ...<br />

• Its abundant, secure, and, if properly<br />

used, renewable.<br />

• Using modern techniques, it emits less<br />

than 0.2% of the CO 2 of the cleanest fossil<br />

fuel plant, less than 1% of the sulphur<br />

dioxide and less than 0.1% of the<br />

particulates.<br />

• It does not add to environmental<br />

problems such as acid rain, mine spoils,<br />

open pits, oil spills, radioactive waste<br />

disposal or the damming of rivers.<br />

• Its reliable, reasonably available, high<br />

capacity, designed to run 24 hours a day and<br />

independent of the weather or fuel delivery.<br />

• Its modular design is highly flexible,<br />

expandable and construction does not<br />

have a high initial capital outlay & long<br />

lead time.<br />

• The fuel supply is indigenous (ie not<br />

imported), providing economic security,<br />

reducing imports and improving the<br />

balance of payments.<br />

• Because of its nature it can be stored.<br />

• It takes up little land.<br />

Prince Piero Ginori Conti invented the first<br />

geothermal power plant in 1904, at the<br />

Larderello dry steam field in Italy and, on<br />

November 15 1958, New Zealand opened the<br />

second geothermal power station at<br />

Wairakei.<br />

Australia does not have the same geologic<br />

make-up as New Zealand so that the<br />

possibilities for geothermal power are very<br />

limited. Small-scale geothermal power<br />

stations are possible, however, such as the<br />

one currently servicing Birdsville in<br />

Queensland, and South Australia is<br />

investigating the technology.<br />

The Geothermal Education Office<br />

http://geothermal.marin.org has some great general<br />

resources, including an excellent on-line<br />

presentation that is comprehensive and indepth.<br />

For more on New Zealand's<br />

geothermal power industry go to:<br />

• http://www.nzgeothermal.org.nz<br />

• http://www.ew.govt.nz/enviroinfo/geothermal/index.htm<br />

• http://www.power-technology.com/projects/mokai/<br />

• http://www.eeca.govt.nz/renewable-energy/geothermal.html<br />

US Dept of Energy<br />

"LIMA ECHO ONE" is<br />

an ongoing fan fiction<br />

illustrating<br />

engineering<br />

principles. Each<br />

issue it will be<br />

accompanied by a<br />

'real life' engineering<br />

article. This issue:<br />

Geothermal power<br />

and the power of<br />

team building!<br />

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Lima Echo One - Character Building<br />

The new head of the Lima Echo One project<br />

looked from the Andorian to the Tellerite before<br />

him and resisted the urge to leap across the desk<br />

and bang their heads together to knock some<br />

sense into them! He focused instead on limiting<br />

the tiny mannerisms that showed his irritation –<br />

the slight frown as he narrowed his eyes, the<br />

grim set to his mouth and his knuckles<br />

whitening as his fists clenched around a pair of<br />

imaginary necks!<br />

"And you, Professor Tondaner, are adamant that<br />

the failure of your base camp to progress to<br />

even the most basic stage of setting up the<br />

Geothermal power station is because of the lack<br />

of cooperation from the Andorians" A futile<br />

question, he knew, because he had heard this<br />

same thing day-in, day-out all through the trip to<br />

K-427 during the previous planetary season.<br />

The Tellerite let out a snort that seemed entirely<br />

in keeping with his pig-like snout. "I have never<br />

in my life seen such wilful stupidity and can<br />

only assume that they are doing it on purpose!"<br />

“I believe that this is obvious from the reports I<br />

have filed.” He growled, “Their technical team<br />

was given the simple task of building three nulgrav<br />

carriers on which we could transport the<br />

necessary parts for the power plant yet they got<br />

less than one kilometre into the geyser field<br />

before breaking down. It was obviously either<br />

inferior workmanship or criminal negligence.”<br />

The blue-skinned Andorian was stung by this<br />

open insult and, turning to the Tellerite,<br />

clutched at the empty belt where, had Kirok not<br />

disarmed them, he would have been carrying his<br />

Chaka, the ceremonial ice pick that an adult<br />

Andorian would normally never be without.<br />

The sad thing was that these two "men of<br />

science", supposedly trained in the ways of<br />

logical and objective analysis, would eventually<br />

tear each other to pieces in unarmed combat if<br />

not brought under control.<br />

“I have indeed scrutinised the reports and come<br />

to my own conclusions. There has been no<br />

sabotage” he glared at the Andorian, Danernot,<br />

“nor criminal negligence. Both your teams<br />

performed their tasks adequately. The flaw was<br />

in the overall plan, the route that you were<br />

taking across the geyser field.”<br />

They were both staring at him now in surprise<br />

as he gave his pronouncement. “Nul-grav sleds<br />

are prone to breaking down in areas of<br />

geomagnetic flux. I'm surprised your<br />

technicians did not know this.”<br />

Danernot was the first to recover his composure.<br />

“How can we get the construction material to<br />

the power plant site then"<br />

“By taking the sleds over water as barges, towed<br />

by two canoes which will be crewed by a<br />

selection of Andorians and Tellerites picked by<br />

me and headed by you.”<br />

The two academics exploded in indignation at<br />

the idea that they perform manual labour.<br />

“Don’t be stupid, we have powered vehicles that<br />

can be converted to amphibians for the task!”<br />

Tondaner realised as soon as he had said it that<br />

he had over-stepped himself.<br />

The Federation officer slowly stood up, leaning<br />

towards them, his hands splayed on the desk<br />

between them, his body-language threatening<br />

but his voice an unemotional, deep monotone.<br />

"I have been given command of this project and<br />

you will address me as Lieutenant Commander.<br />

At the next sign of dissent I will personally<br />

escort the offender to the brig and make sure he<br />

stays there whilst I call up transport to send him<br />

home. I doubt if either of your superiors will be<br />

happy to see that you have caused a diplomatic<br />

incident by your inability to work together.”<br />

"From this point on all plans will be<br />

countersigned by me and all teams will consist<br />

of mixed Tellerite and Andorian personnel. If<br />

any of your staff cause a breach of protocols I<br />

will hold you two personally responsible."<br />

"There will be no more accidents, no more<br />

arguments and fights. Do I make myself clear I<br />

will draw up schedules that will get us back on<br />

schedule by doubling shifts and raising work<br />

quotas."<br />

The Andorian was the first to bluster this time.<br />

“This is unacceptable!” Just in time he saw the<br />

danger that lurked in the dead recesses of this<br />

strange Klingon’s eyes, “…Lieutenant<br />

Commander!”<br />

Kirok had drawn himself to his full height,<br />

nearly 2m, towering over the two nervous<br />

professors momentarily before breaking the<br />

awkward silence. “I will assume that was<br />

simply a request for clarification. You will find<br />

that I am not entirely without sympathy for your<br />

feelings … once!”<br />

“Do not look so apprehensive gentlemen.”<br />

Kirok attempted to smile and merely succeeded<br />

in baring more sharpened teeth. He groped for a<br />

phrase he had heard his friend Captain Davis<br />

use years ago when they had been faced with a<br />

seemingly insurmountable challenge.<br />

“You will find the experience ... character<br />

building”<br />

Kirok believed that this was a joke. He would<br />

have to ask him some time.<br />

Articles by<br />

Lt Cdr Kirok<br />

of L'Stok<br />

<strong>ScuttleButt</strong> July, 2007 17


Chief Medical Officers' Log<br />

By the<br />

C.M.O.<br />

Lt<br />

Louise<br />

Hup<br />

Winter Wellness Guide<br />

As your Doctor aboard the <strong>USS</strong><br />

<strong>Southern</strong> <strong>Cross</strong> I have noticed<br />

that some of you are not taking<br />

care to ward of the winter blues.<br />

Here are some tips for you all to follow in the<br />

coming months while back on your home<br />

planets while our ship is at the Utopia<br />

Shipyards.<br />

Winter Exercise:<br />

A recent poll of 5000 people at the United<br />

Federation of Planets academy found that<br />

30% got no exercise at all during the winter<br />

months. It’s important to stay active through<br />

all four seasons! I also include that statement<br />

aboard ship even though we have a<br />

regimented thermostat on board, we do visit<br />

other planets and have visitors come aboard<br />

and some seasons are very different from<br />

your home planet.<br />

Winter Cold & Flu advice:<br />

Is it a cold or flu<br />

Do you have a sore throat, runny nose and a<br />

cough If so you most likely have a cold. If<br />

you have a fever and chills, and aches and<br />

pains all over your body, then you probably<br />

have the flu. Respiratory symptoms may<br />

develop later with the flu, often accompanied<br />

by a productive cough. Nausea and vomiting<br />

may also develop particularly with a cold.<br />

The average child gets up to eight colds a<br />

year, where us adults get two to four. If you<br />

cannot find a natural healer on your home<br />

planets please consult your ship’s Bajoran<br />

healer Louise Drew for natural remedies that<br />

help boost immunity and once affected to<br />

lesson the symptoms and help to speed up<br />

recovery. While these treatments can also<br />

decrease the frequency of colds and flu its<br />

still a good idea to keep yourself comfortably<br />

warm but not too hot and make sure the house<br />

is well ventilated while back home on your<br />

home planet.<br />

This winter look for:<br />

Fruit: Apples as they rich in antioxidants that<br />

protect the lungs, while grapefruit, kiwifruit,<br />

lemons, limes, mandarins, navel oranges and<br />

late- winter pineapples are excellent sources<br />

of vitamin C to help keep colds at bay.<br />

Vegetables: Asian greens such as bok choy,<br />

kale, spinach, silverbeet and avocados are<br />

good sources of folate, important for the<br />

function of body cells, but also for<br />

cardiovascular health. Winter vegetables rich<br />

in vitamin C include broccoli, brussel sprouts,<br />

peas, potato, cabbage and cauliflower.<br />

Pumpkin, sweet potato and carrots are rich in<br />

beta-carotene which when converted to<br />

vitamin A assist our immunity.<br />

Winter Soups to boost Wellness<br />

In Eastern traditions, the medicinal and<br />

culinary are very much interwoven with<br />

nutritious meals having a medicinal<br />

component as well. Key ingredients are<br />

onions, garlic, mushrooms and soybean<br />

products such as miso and tofu, incorporated<br />

into invigorating soups. In China a country<br />

back on Earth base stock is often made using<br />

chicken, while the Japanese use dried fish<br />

called bonito as the basis of their master stock<br />

dashi-which helps to lower high blood<br />

pressure. Shitake mushrooms, another<br />

component of dashi have excellent immune<br />

stimulating and restorative qualities, along<br />

with a rich flavour. In traditional oriental<br />

medicine these mushrooms are also known to<br />

help lower cholesterol.<br />

Garnished with onions and off set with<br />

pungent mucous- clearing foods such as<br />

horseradish, ginger and chilli, these soups can<br />

be uplifting and chilli these soups can be<br />

uplifting and tonifying. The combined effects<br />

of the soup heat and the pungency of the<br />

ingredients open up respiratory tract thereby<br />

helping to ward off colds.<br />

Eating for the Season<br />

Food that’s in Season not only tastes better,<br />

but is likely to contain ingredients that suit<br />

the body’s needs for that time of the year.<br />

Whatever the reason there’s something about<br />

seasonal eating that seems natural such as<br />

comforting stews with root vegetables in<br />

winter, strawberries and ice-cream in<br />

summer.<br />

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17.40<br />

Lieutenant Commander Kirok of L'Stok<br />

xxx<br />

2.33<br />

3.15 7.34<br />

3.08<br />

12.30<br />

8.95<br />

<strong>USS</strong> <strong>Southern</strong> <strong>Cross</strong> Tech Spec's 2 - Sickbay Tech 1<br />

END ELEVATION<br />

Traditional injection using a hypodermic syringe has<br />

many problems: only skilled staff can do it, it is<br />

expensive and there are problems with air embolisms and<br />

needle-stick injuries.<br />

Hyposprays are a needle-free injection technology that<br />

works by forcing liquid medication at high speed through<br />

a tiny orifice, smaller than the diameter of a human<br />

hair, that is held against the skin. This creates an<br />

ultra-fine stream of high-pressure fluid that<br />

penetrates the skin without using a needle.<br />

An early pioneer of the technology is the Biojector 2000<br />

(pictured)<br />

http://www.bioject.com<br />

PLAN<br />

Graphics by<br />

The House of L’Stok<br />

INJECTION VIAL<br />

Scale : 1 / 1<br />

Date :<br />

STARFLEET HYPOSPRAY, GENERAL ISSUE - 2360<br />

<strong>ScuttleButt</strong> July, 2007 19<br />

Drawn : Kirok of L’Stok, Lt Cmdr, SFI Checked :<br />

SIDE ELEVATION<br />

END ELEVATION<br />

Plans show the general issue Hypospray as used by Starfleet in<br />

the 2360's through to the end of the 24th century<br />

WARNING<br />

THIS EQUIPMENT CONTAINS NO USER MAINTAINABLE PARTS<br />

MAINTENANCE BY STARFLEET QUALIFIED TECHNICIANS ONLY<br />

GENERAL ARRANGEMENT


Fan Productions - Motherhood, an Audio Book<br />

by Lt Cdr<br />

Kirok of<br />

L'Stok<br />

Riddle-me-this ... What's black and white and red all over<br />

Certainly not an audio book!<br />

Audio books have been around, well, for as long as we've had ways of<br />

recording sound! One reason is because there are some books that just cry<br />

out to be read by 'a voice'. In high school I had a copy of "The Rhyme of the<br />

Ancient Mariner" read by Sir Ralph Richardson and, although I found the<br />

epic poem to be a long-winded bore, his reading of it haunts me still!<br />

Some voices have become synonymous with specific genres, especially<br />

horror. When you hear Vincent Price, Christopher Lee or Peter Cushing ...<br />

you know that something creepy is going to crawl out of the woodwork!<br />

Likewise, Star Trek has been blessed with a similar number of trademark<br />

voices. James Doohan, Leonard Nimoy (known to my daughter, bless her<br />

heart, more as the voice of Galvatron in the Original Transformers: The<br />

Movie than as Mr Spock), George Tekai, Patrick Stewart and Avery Brooks<br />

all have instantly identifiable voices.<br />

Another major reason is, of course, for the use of the sight impaired. The<br />

figures I have seen on the internet from the Australian Bureau of Statistics 1<br />

in 1993, show that over 1.5% of the Australian population had vision<br />

impairment. With our current population standing at over 21 million this<br />

makes a vision impaired population of over 315,000!<br />

However if we include other reasons for an inability to be able to use<br />

traditional print media, such as people who cannot hold or manipulate<br />

printed materials, who are deaf or have intellectual disabilities or brain<br />

damage, this figure doubles! Over 600,000 nationally who might never have<br />

read a Star Trek fan fiction!<br />

Goodness! Its almost our duty to bring Star Trek to them!<br />

Audio books are attractive to me though because, like most, I have a long commute to work and<br />

given the alternative of listening to the inane chatter of drive time radio, an audio drama or podcast<br />

about a subject that interests me is a much brighter prospect!<br />

I have recorded one of my early fan fiction stories as an audio book to be made available as a free<br />

download from the Newsletter page of the website of the <strong>USS</strong> <strong>Southern</strong> <strong>Cross</strong>. The full text is<br />

available for those who would like to read or download it on the Acrux 2 fanzine.<br />

An interesting question I had to work out was the dividing line between an audio book and an audio<br />

drama - where does one start and the other finish When I asked this of the Audio Drama producers<br />

who took part in the TrekUnited Fan Audio chat 3 of March 24 it was described thus: “Audio books<br />

are usually read by one person (maybe two) who do multiple characters. There is some music and<br />

*usually* even fewer sound effects, whereas audio dramas have a cast, usually more music and a<br />

soundscape.”<br />

For this first effort, I'm going to keep the music and sound<br />

effects to a minimum and hopefully my storytelling will set the<br />

scene for you in the theatre of your mind!<br />

As a special bonus, I am going to add the teaser clip from<br />

something that my daughter, J'Keln Merrys, is making - a<br />

"Halo" fan fiction based on characters from the computer game<br />

(right). She has far more experience in performing than I and has<br />

created a reading with atmospheric music and sound effects.<br />

Have you got a Star Trek fan fiction that you are particularly<br />

proud of Would you like us to produce it for you<br />

Stay tuned to this channel for more information on coming<br />

audio productions! Don't touch that dial!<br />

1 http://www.bca.org.au/ebchap3.htm<br />

2 http://acruxfanzine.blogspot.com/<br />

3 http://tu.trekunited.com/newsletter/pdf/HFO_22.pdf<br />

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Science Department Changes<br />

Greetings crewmembers! As your new Chief<br />

Science Officer (ChSC) I want to say<br />

welcome to our two newest science<br />

department members - ENS Gregory Jacobs<br />

and Crewman Andy Gann! We are happy to<br />

have you aboard and we look forward to<br />

serving with you! I would also like to share<br />

with the entire crew the beginnings of our<br />

departmental structure changes.<br />

As the <strong>USS</strong> <strong>Southern</strong> <strong>Cross</strong> has grown<br />

significantly as a chapter, we wanted to<br />

restructure the department in a way that<br />

would focus the purpose of the department,<br />

align personnel into useful roles based on<br />

their preferences, and encourage<br />

participation of new unassigned<br />

crewmembers in the science department. (Of<br />

course, other department members are<br />

welcome to join science activities as well!)<br />

The changes begin with a two section system<br />

based on desired participation levels. The<br />

first section is the STATS officers. The<br />

acronym STATS stands for “Star Trek,<br />

Australasian, Terran, and Science fiction.”<br />

Officers assigned to the science department<br />

may earn one of these roles:<br />

Star Trek Sciences and Technology<br />

Officer: this position studies and reports<br />

historical and recent (or projected) canon and<br />

non-canon Star Trek science and<br />

technologies that is of interest to the <strong>USS</strong><br />

<strong>Southern</strong> <strong>Cross</strong> crew and guests.<br />

Requirements: OTS, SCE, an interest in all<br />

things science, as it pertains to Star Trek.<br />

Australasian Sciences and Technology<br />

Officer: this position studies and reports<br />

historical and recent (or projected) science<br />

and technologies that directly affects the area<br />

of Earth known as Australia, New Zealand,<br />

and nearby areas that is of interest to<br />

the <strong>USS</strong> <strong>Southern</strong> <strong>Cross</strong> crew and guests.<br />

Requirements: OTS, SCE, an interest in all<br />

things science, as it pertains to Australasia<br />

and related locales.<br />

Terran Sciences and Technology Officerthis<br />

position studies and reports historical<br />

and recent (or projected) science and<br />

technologies that directly affects the other<br />

parts of Earth and the universe that is of<br />

We know more about the edge of the<br />

universe than about the core of our<br />

planet. Could a crazy mission get to the<br />

bottom of things<br />

Journey to the Center of the Earth<br />

by Susan Kruglinski<br />

http://discovermagazine.com/2007/jun/journey-to-the-center-of-the-earth<br />

interest to the <strong>USS</strong> <strong>Southern</strong> <strong>Cross</strong><br />

crew and guests. Requirements:<br />

OTS, SCE, an interest in all things<br />

science.<br />

Sci-Fi Sciences and Technology<br />

Officer: this position studies and<br />

reports historical and recent (or projected)<br />

science and technologies as seen in the world<br />

of science fiction that is of interest to<br />

the <strong>USS</strong> <strong>Southern</strong> <strong>Cross</strong> crew and guests.<br />

Requirements: OTS, SCE, an interest in all<br />

things science, as it pertains to Science<br />

Fiction.<br />

The second section of the science department<br />

is the science staff. Multiple crewmen can<br />

fill these two roles:<br />

Science and Technology Officers: these<br />

positions contribute to all science areas<br />

without concentration in one area.<br />

Requirement: OTS, an interest in all things<br />

science.<br />

Science and Technology Crewmen: these<br />

positions contribute to all science areas<br />

without concentration in one area. These<br />

positions are filled with non-commissioned<br />

crew. Requirement: an interest in all things<br />

science.<br />

All those who choose to be assigned to the<br />

science department aboard the ‘<strong>Cross</strong> are<br />

encouraged to do four things:<br />

1- HAVE FUN!<br />

2- Pass OTS offered by the STARFLEET<br />

Academy (even if you choose not to be<br />

an “officer,”<br />

3- Take STARFLEET Academy (and/or<br />

SFMC Academy) courses,<br />

4- Share your knowledge, interests, and<br />

discoveries through the <strong>ScuttleButt</strong>.<br />

If you are shy and not a great writer, that’s<br />

OK! I can help you through editing and<br />

revisions! The important things are that you<br />

participate to the level you wish, have fun,<br />

and contribute to the chapter in some way!<br />

Our current department members are:<br />

Chief Science Officer<br />

Australasian Sciences and Technology Officer<br />

Star Trek Sciences and Technology Officer<br />

Science and Technology Crewman<br />

Science and Technology Crewman<br />

If you are interested in a science topic that<br />

you would like to write or be written, please<br />

email me at science@uss-southerncross.com.<br />

I hope you are looking forward to<br />

contributions from our team!<br />

Lt jg Erik Stubblefield<br />

Lt Cmdr Kirok of L'Stok<br />

Ens Gregory Jacobs<br />

Po3 Darren Reid<br />

Crewman Andy Gann<br />

by<br />

Lt Jg Erik<br />

Stubblefield<br />

Chief<br />

Science<br />

Officer<br />

<strong>ScuttleButt</strong> July, 2007 21


A Bright Idea to Save the Earth<br />

Photo: PiccoloNamek<br />

by Lt Jg Erik<br />

Stubblefield<br />

Chief<br />

Science<br />

Officer<br />

It has been documented that a<br />

major contributor to global<br />

warming is the production of<br />

greenhouse gases, and pollution<br />

from out automobiles and coalfueled<br />

power plants. Sure, we are<br />

all concerned, but we don’t control what<br />

power plants are built. And, face it we<br />

all need to get to work somehow when<br />

public transportation isn’t offered in our<br />

area. What are we to do as consumers<br />

Are we powerless<br />

The answer is no, we are not powerless,<br />

there are many small actions that can add<br />

up to making a big difference in the fight<br />

to save and protect our world from a<br />

downward spiraling environmental<br />

disaster. One way to save power that is<br />

very simple, environmentally sound, and<br />

will save you money is to change your<br />

light bulbs!<br />

FACT: The energy used in the average<br />

home can be responsible for more than<br />

twice the greenhouse gas emissions of<br />

the average car. When you use less<br />

energy at home, you reduce greenhouse<br />

gas emissions from power plants and<br />

help protect our environment from the<br />

risks of global climate change.<br />

Many companies produce fluorescent<br />

light bulbs as an alternative to the<br />

traditional incandescent bulbs.<br />

Incandescent bulbs create light by<br />

running electricity through a wire made<br />

of tungsten, which glows. Fluorescent<br />

bulbs contain gases that give off light<br />

when electricity passes through. They<br />

give off less heat than incandescent<br />

bulbs, so less energy is wasted. They fit<br />

into existing sockets, so no changes are<br />

necessary around your home.<br />

Fluorescent bulbs use less than one third<br />

of the energy to provide the same amount<br />

A new study suggests that the so-called<br />

Goldilocks planet is too hot to be like<br />

Earth, but astronomers have uncovered<br />

another, cooler option.<br />

Too Hot Too Cold Or Just Right<br />

by Dennis Overbye<br />

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/06/12/science/space/12plan.htmlref=science<br />

Physicists are constructing materials<br />

that bend light the "wrong" way, an<br />

optical trick that could lead to sharperthan-ever<br />

lenses or even make objects<br />

disappear.<br />

Light Fantastic: Flirting With Invisibility<br />

by Kenneth Chang<br />

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/06/12/science/12invis.htmlref=science<br />

of light. That translates into fewer gases<br />

being released from power plants that can<br />

contribute to global warming.<br />

What about costs Will they save<br />

money Yes and no. The fluorescent<br />

bulbs may be as much as ten times the<br />

cost of the incandescent bulb. However,<br />

since the fluorescents last up to ten times<br />

as long, the energy savings, and thus cost<br />

savings can be great.<br />

Older fluorescent bulbs come in small<br />

spirals that some are not accustomed to.<br />

The newer fluorescent bulbs come in a<br />

variety of styles or colors and many look<br />

just like the incandescent.<br />

Two things worth noting: 1-The bulbs<br />

contain mercury, so they should be<br />

disposed of at a local household<br />

hazardous waste collection center, just<br />

like batteries. Mercury can harm the<br />

environment if not disposed of properly.<br />

2-The bulbs don’t come in the standard<br />

wattage options, since they take much<br />

less watts to produce the same amount of<br />

light. Usually a comparison scale is on<br />

the package for consumers.<br />

Personally, I changed my home’s bulbs<br />

when I moved in to my home three years<br />

ago. I immediately saw a $20 reduction<br />

in power costs monthly and recouped my<br />

costs in less than a year. I have replaced<br />

only one of these<br />

bulbs during these<br />

three years. To<br />

summarize: overall<br />

less cost, less power<br />

consumption, less<br />

greenhouse gases in<br />

the air, and longer lasting bulbs. What’s<br />

the problem Go get some fluorescent<br />

bulbs and help lead the Earth to a<br />

brighter future!<br />

Ref: http://www.energystar.gov<br />

22 Vol.1 Issue 6 <strong>ScuttleButt</strong>


But What About LEDs<br />

Light Emitting Diodes (LED) are even<br />

better in the energy savings department<br />

when it comes to lighting options. They<br />

are even more energy efficient than<br />

fluorescent and do not have the short<br />

delay when activated, like the fluorescent<br />

bulbs. There are even claims that they<br />

last an average of 100,000 hours (about<br />

ten years). LEDs withstand shocks and<br />

vibrations that the incandescent bulbs<br />

can’t handle, as well as temperature<br />

extremes. They even come in a variety<br />

of colors!<br />

Most LEDs out on the market right now<br />

are in control panels, advertising<br />

displays, small indicator lights, vehicle<br />

initial cost. This does turn into<br />

savings in the long run when one<br />

considers not only the energy<br />

used to power a light source, but<br />

the man-hours needed to replace<br />

burned out bulbs. This is an even<br />

greater saving when the LEDs<br />

are placed into fixtures, such as<br />

traffic lights, or hard to access<br />

places such as a traffic light.<br />

In short, LEDs are the future of<br />

our energy efficient lighting.<br />

Scientists and technicians are<br />

working feverishly to produce LED<br />

products than can be used in the home<br />

without danger of fire or damage to the<br />

braking and turn signals, traffic lights,<br />

and small, portable lights, such as<br />

flashlights or keychains. Why don’t we<br />

see them in our homes<br />

The major negative at this time is that<br />

LEDs are not as efficient as fluorescent<br />

lighting. Sure, they use less power, but<br />

they also produce more heat. Granted,<br />

the heat produced is much less than that<br />

of incandescent filament bulbs, and a lot<br />

less than halogens, but when it comes to<br />

home use, heat dissipation is a problem.<br />

Another drawback is the cost. An LED,<br />

while lasting longer, also carries a greater<br />

fixture. In addition, they are striving to<br />

make the LED even more energy<br />

efficient, so that it produces less heat.<br />

The more LEDs that are produced, the<br />

cost should come down substantially as<br />

well.<br />

Want to know more<br />

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light-emitting_diode<br />

http://www.toolbase.org/Technology-Inventory/Electrical-<br />

Electronics/white-LED-lighting<br />

http://www.lumileds.com/<br />

http://www.thinkgeek.com/clearance/7aa8/<br />

http://www.ledtronics.com/<br />

by Lt Jg Erik<br />

Stubblefield<br />

Chief<br />

Science<br />

Officer<br />

A Sci-fi author knew all about the<br />

World Wide Web, global warming - and<br />

more – years ago!<br />

David Brin Predicts the Future<br />

by David Kushner<br />

http://discovermagazine.com/2007/jun/the-discover-interview-david-brin<br />

LED front and rear lights for a bike<br />

<strong>ScuttleButt</strong> July, 2007 23


The Cadets Mess<br />

By Lt<br />

Cmdr<br />

Kirok of<br />

L'Stok<br />

“Isn’t she beautiful” Lt Lars<br />

Brentwood nudged his friend,<br />

Kevin Duffré, pointing to the Akira<br />

class starship they were heading<br />

towards.<br />

Kevin, who was piloting the shuttle that was<br />

taking his friend to his new ship, the <strong>USS</strong><br />

<strong>Southern</strong> <strong>Cross</strong>, shrugged. “If you like that<br />

type of thing. For my money, you can’t go<br />

past the Giant class clipper.”<br />

Kevin and Lars had been friends and rivals<br />

since primary school. Whether it was school<br />

grades or school athletics, they had always<br />

been evenly matched so their games, races<br />

and bets usually ended up a draw.<br />

Even when Lars had joined Starfleet and<br />

Kevin had joined the UFP Merchant Marine,<br />

the merchant ships that kept the Federation’s<br />

economy going, they could still not agree<br />

whose job was better, whose captain was the<br />

toughest or whose ship was better.<br />

“Well, the QE 9 is certainly a pretty ship,<br />

and certainly very luxurious, but I prefer<br />

something with sting that gets you there<br />

fast!”<br />

Oh dear! That did it! It was just like the old<br />

days!<br />

“Fast! That heap of junk couldn’t beat the<br />

QE 9 in a pink fit!”<br />

“Rubbish! You’ve been piloting old clunkers<br />

too long! You’ve no idea what it’s like to be<br />

on a real ship!”<br />

For more information on the Kevin scowled at his arch-rival. “I’ve<br />

Giant Class star-clipper check seen your transportation orders so I<br />

out the exhibition at Masao know you are going to Starbase 12<br />

Okazaki's Starfleet Museum after picking up the new crew from<br />

http://www.starfleet-museum.org/index.htm<br />

Earth. The QE 9 is picking up<br />

passengers at New Jo’Burg and then<br />

we are making Starbase 12 our first stop on<br />

an outer fringes cruise.”<br />

Lars’ took up the challenge immediately!<br />

“First ship to dock at Starbase 12 is the<br />

winner and the loser coughs up 3 strips of<br />

Latinum, usual rules”<br />

“You’re on! Someone is going to send you a<br />

big thankyou note for your Latinum!” Kevin<br />

and Lars had got into immense trouble at<br />

school about betting so they had agreed long<br />

ago to give the winnings to charity.<br />

Lars laughed. “You can kiss your Latinum<br />

goodbye, boyo and then you can …”<br />

He paused for effect.<br />

"... race me to Starbase 12!"<br />

You are the Navigator !<br />

... of the <strong>USS</strong> <strong>Southern</strong> <strong>Cross</strong> or the QE 9 -<br />

the fastest clipper of the UFP Merchant<br />

Marine - as you race each other to Starbase<br />

12 on the maiden voyage of the <strong>USS</strong><br />

<strong>Southern</strong> <strong>Cross</strong>!<br />

How to play<br />

Cut out the board and the two players pieces<br />

(you could print them or glue them onto card<br />

to make them more solid). Both players roll a<br />

six-sided dice and the one with the higher<br />

score gets to choose which piece they will<br />

use or whether they will go first. Whichever<br />

they do not choose becomes their opponent's<br />

choice.<br />

Player 1 places their piece on tile 1, the<br />

Unitia Planitia shipyard, in orbit around<br />

Mars, and rolls the dice. The result of the<br />

roll equals the power of your engines. You<br />

need full power - a six - to break out of orbit,<br />

so you have to keep on circling Mars until<br />

you achieve this. Once free of Mars orbit you<br />

return to Earth to pick up the rest of the crew<br />

then, shooting back past Mars, jump to Warp<br />

as you lay in a course for Starbase 12.<br />

The journey is full of dangers and surprises<br />

and when you will land on tiles with special<br />

instructions, you have to follow the<br />

instructions. When you get to Starbase 12,<br />

you have to match its speed and orbit by<br />

throwing a<br />

six to finish<br />

in much the<br />

same way<br />

you started.<br />

Cut the two parts of<br />

each marker, fold the<br />

top part as shown, then<br />

glue them together<br />

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Compiled<br />

by Lt<br />

Cmdr<br />

Kirok of<br />

L'Stok<br />

for<br />

Lt Jg<br />

Stephen<br />

Martin,<br />

ChSERV<br />

To the tune of "I am the Captain of<br />

the Pinafore", from "HMS<br />

Pinafore". With sincere apologies<br />

to Sir W S Gilbert<br />

KIRK I am the Captain of the<br />

'Enterprise'<br />

CREW And he's really quite dishy, too!<br />

KIRK I'm never, never rude,<br />

I'm a real smart dude<br />

And you are the Fleet's best crew.<br />

CREW He's never, never rude,<br />

He's a real smart dude<br />

And we are the Fleet's best crew.<br />

KIRK I'm a son of the stars<br />

From Sol to Antares<br />

And my starship with pride I rule<br />

I'm never known to shirk<br />

From long hours of extra work<br />

And I never, never lose my cool!<br />

CREW What, never<br />

KIRK<br />

CREW<br />

KIRK<br />

No, never.<br />

What never<br />

Hardly ever!<br />

CREW He hardly ever loses his cool!<br />

Then give three cheers to reach the skies<br />

For the perfect Captain of the 'Enterprise',<br />

Then give three cheers to reach the skies<br />

For the Captain of the 'Enterprise'.<br />

KIRK I do my best to keep the ship intact -<br />

CREW And with you any danger we'd face!<br />

KIRK Well, thank you very much<br />

My debt to you is such<br />

That without you she'd never be in space.<br />

CREW We thank you very much<br />

And your debt to us is such<br />

That without us she'd never be in space.<br />

KIRK With Spock and Bones and Scott<br />

We never will get caught<br />

And survive with great success<br />

And though "Blast it!" I may<br />

Occasionally say<br />

I never use a big, big "S".<br />

CREW<br />

KIRK<br />

CREW<br />

KIRK<br />

I Am The Captain<br />

Of The Enterprise<br />

What, never<br />

No, never.<br />

What, never<br />

Well, hardly ever.<br />

CREW Hardly ever swears a big, big "S".<br />

Then give three cheers to reach the skies<br />

For the peerless Captain of the 'Enterprise'<br />

Then give three cheers to reach the skies<br />

For the Captain of the 'Enterprise'<br />

2233: Born in Iowa on Earth.<br />

2246: On Tarsus IV, is one of nine witnesses to<br />

massacre ordered by Governor Kodos.<br />

2250: Enters Starfleet Academy as a Cadet.<br />

2252: Is romantically involved with Ruth.<br />

Early to mid-2250s: As an Ensign, on the <strong>USS</strong><br />

Republic, part of the Axanar Peace Mission.<br />

2254: Graduates from Academy after beating the<br />

"no-win" Kobayashi Maru scenario. Assigned to<br />

the command of Captain Garrovick (conjecture).<br />

2255: Commands his first planet survey mission<br />

on Neural.<br />

2257: Encounters dikironium cloud creature<br />

while serving abouard the <strong>USS</strong> Farragut.<br />

2261: Relationship with Carol Marcus ends;<br />

their son, David Marcus, is born (conjecture).<br />

Kirk breaks off relationship with Janet Wallace.<br />

2263: Breaks off relationship with Areel Shaw.<br />

2265 - 2270: As captain, commands five-year<br />

mission of <strong>USS</strong> Enterprise.<br />

2270: Promoted to Rear Admiral and assigned<br />

as Chief of Starfleet Operations.<br />

Early 2270s: Temporary reduction to Captain of<br />

<strong>USS</strong> Enterprise to intercept V'Ger.<br />

2281: Retires from Starfleet.<br />

2284: Returns to Starfleet as an instructor at<br />

Starfleet Academy.<br />

2285: Assumes temporary command of<br />

Enterprise against Khan Noonien Singh. Deserts<br />

Starfleet to retrieve Spock from Genesis Planet.<br />

2286: Returns to Earth to face court martial<br />

charges. Saves planet from Whale Probe.<br />

Demoted to Captain of <strong>USS</strong> Enterprise-A.<br />

2287: Takes the Enterprise-A to the center of the<br />

galaxy after hijack attempt by Sybok.<br />

2293: Helps to save the Khitomer Conference:<br />

retired from Starfleet & believed killed later that<br />

year during maiden voyage of <strong>USS</strong> Enterprise-B.<br />

This is from Linda C. Wood's extensive collection<br />

2371: Rescued from the Nexus by Jean-Luc<br />

of fiction, music and poetry on her Leonard<br />

Picard. Killed saving planet of Veridian III.<br />

Nimoy Fan Fiction Webite:<br />

http://lindacwood.bravehost.com/index.htm http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/James_T._Kirk<br />

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Ship's Barbers Shop<br />

It's Green!<br />

Alcoholic cocktail<br />

The Captain's Hair:<br />

Janeway<br />

Excerpt from BBC online<br />

interview with Kate<br />

Mulgrew: "How did you<br />

feel about Janeway’s hair"<br />

By Lt<br />

Cmdr<br />

Kirok of<br />

L'Stok<br />

Ingredients:<br />

1 shot Crème de Menthe<br />

½ shot Cherry Brandy<br />

½ shot Crème de Bananes<br />

3½ shots Ginger Ale<br />

Ingredients:<br />

Shake the Cherry Brandy, Crème de Menthe<br />

and Crème de Bananes with ice in a cocktail<br />

shaker. Serve into a cocktail glass with some<br />

ice cubes and top up with ginger ale.<br />

Remarks:<br />

First seen:<br />

With Scotty: "By Any Other Name" (TOS)<br />

Last seen:<br />

With Scotty: "Relics" (TNG)<br />

Video tribute to Scotty:<br />

http://www.youtube.com/watchv=6c1Kaa4KkvU<br />

Star Trek Sideburns<br />

"Sideburn length is to the bottom of the<br />

opening of the ear, and the angle from<br />

the top of the ear on the inside of the<br />

sideburn to the bottom of the ear on the<br />

outside of the sideburn. "Crepe wool"<br />

theatrical hair was used to shape the<br />

sideburn if the actor didn't have enough<br />

of his own to make the sideburn."<br />

http://propreplicas.yuku.com/topic/6877/t/Trek-Sideburns.html<br />

They tried to kill me with<br />

the hair. Oh yes. They were<br />

so concerned that they had<br />

actually hired a woman to<br />

play the role that they<br />

couldn’t quite - and this is<br />

also anthropologically<br />

fascinating - couldn’t quite<br />

get to it on a real level, so<br />

they targeted the symbol,<br />

which was the hair.<br />

Now I watched this with<br />

great curiosity because I<br />

love to see how men deal<br />

with their deepest anxieties… about will this<br />

franchise succeed or will it not, with this<br />

woman at the helm. ‘Well let’s find<br />

something that we can all busy<br />

ourselves with to such distraction that<br />

we go mad.’ It was the hair.<br />

They changed it five times in the first<br />

season, two, three times in the second.<br />

You know, my message to Patrick<br />

Stewart is, ‘You lucky devil.’ I mean, it was<br />

just constantly a source of anxiety for them,<br />

and of course it had nothing to do with the<br />

reality.<br />

They should have just left it alone. It<br />

didn’t come down very often. Had to<br />

be real bad war for that hair to come<br />

down, and it was down and then it was<br />

up and then it was … it was a million<br />

things. Of very little interest to me.<br />

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/st/interviews/mulgrew/page14.shtml<br />

The scans are just a fraction of the<br />

comprehensive archive of Cpt. Janeway's<br />

coiffure on Janets' Star Trek Voyager<br />

Site. http://www.star-trek-voyager.fsnet.co.uk/index.htm<br />

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