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Slayer? And witches?" He turned away from the bed and left the room calling for Khyle and Ru <strong>as</strong> he<br />
went.<br />
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Xander’s mind w<strong>as</strong> busy being overwhelmed. He hadn’t been exaggerating about the freaking. He laid<br />
there in the bed after waking taking a swift inventory of his various body parts and made a<br />
monumental decision. He w<strong>as</strong> going to make them get in line and take a number to bitch at him. The<br />
line for complaints is on the left. The line for compliments is on the right. Ple<strong>as</strong>e have everything you<br />
need when you get to the window. Have a nice day.<br />
While he w<strong>as</strong> doing that he w<strong>as</strong> staying right where he w<strong>as</strong>.<br />
Oh yeah, that would be his whole body complaining. He w<strong>as</strong> achy and sore everywhere. The entire<br />
damned drum section of the Sunnydale High School band had taken up residence in his head and w<strong>as</strong><br />
trying to get out by playing an encore repeatedly.<br />
He could hear just fine, better than fine, he didn’t need to see anything. His ears didn’t hurt at all; in<br />
fact they were probably the happiest parts of his body. Besides little Xander that is, he w<strong>as</strong> pretty<br />
happy. He stood up and cheered when Spike started growling and let Xander know right away just<br />
how happy he w<strong>as</strong> with that. And didn’t that make him a sick puppy. Xander the psycho gets<br />
hellmouth happies from the sounds of the evil undead. There w<strong>as</strong> cheesy movie title in there<br />
somewhere, he knew it.<br />
He really didn’t want to see in technicolor what he w<strong>as</strong> hearing outside his room. His eyes felt hot,<br />
dry, and grainy like he had grit in them. They were definitely <strong>as</strong> unhappy <strong>as</strong> his talented multi drum<br />
playing head. So he just .... Listened. That w<strong>as</strong> enough for him to deal with.<br />
He heard G<strong>org</strong>e that w<strong>as</strong> the name he thought, begin his tale, and suddenly hearing became his entire<br />
focus. His discomfort faded into the background. He lay there and listened to the entire tale. Well that<br />
answered a lot of his questions quiet nicely. He still had some of course. But he w<strong>as</strong> distracted by the<br />
conversation between Spike and G<strong>org</strong>e after everyone left ch<strong>as</strong>ing bathrooms and kitchens. Hell, he<br />
w<strong>as</strong> regular entertainment industry genius tonight.<br />
Next thing, he gets to see the tale bearer. Too bad you can’t shoot the messenger. He babbled enough<br />
to get to the bathroom without further disclosures, despite Spike’s disple<strong>as</strong>ure, because his bladder h<strong>as</strong><br />
decided to join the crowd bitching at him. And here he stands with a happy Xander junior trying to<br />
pee. Life just ain’t fair.<br />
Okay then shower. That’s the ticket. Get in the shower pay some attention to Xander junior and he’ll<br />
tell my bladder to fuck off. Fuck? Not helping.<br />
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Xander opened the door of the shower and turned the knobs getting the temperature right and pushed<br />
his boxers down over his hips, up and over a still happy Xander junior, and let them fall to the floor.<br />
He climbed in and sighed with ple<strong>as</strong>ure. A hot shower cures a lot of ills. He w<strong>as</strong> still a little unsteady<br />
on his feet but not enough to dissuade him from hot watery goodness. He closed his eyes and laid his<br />
forehead against the tiles. He reached for the soap and began a leisurely w<strong>as</strong>h <strong>as</strong> he enjoyed the<br />
sensations while his hands moved on his suddenly extra sensitive skin.<br />
Suddenly Spike w<strong>as</strong> there, snarking at him. "Xander what the hell do you think you’re doin, ya loon?"<br />
Xander slowly turned his head and looked Spike up and down with one hot eye. "This is all your<br />
fault."<br />
"What the hell are you nattering about now? Get outta there before you fall and crack ya noggin open."<br />
"Alright, that’s it!" Xander swiveled his body until his shoulders were against the tiles with his hips<br />
jutting out displaying his aching cock which w<strong>as</strong> laying on his belly by now looking at him, and<br />
pointed to it. "THIS is all YOUR fault," he repeated. Spike stopped in shock, his mouth hanging open.<br />
Xander stood upright, reached out, grabbed a handful of shirt and yanked, pulling a surprised, cursing,<br />
and fully clothed vampire into the shower. "Off now," he demanded with a good growl of his own ",<br />
get them off."<br />
"What? Get what off?" Spike snarked, with water dripping down his face. "Have you gone completely