Xpressions -II

College… Exams…;
Are You Serious...!!
‣ The more studying you did for the exam, the less
sure you are as to which answer they want.
‣ 80% of the final exam will be based on the one
lecture you missed and the one book you didn’t
read.
‣ Every instructor assumes that you have nothing
else to do except study for that instructor’s
course.
‣ The night before the English History mid-term,
your biology instructor will assign 200 pages on
planaria.
‣ If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget
your book.
‣ You can lead a boy to college but you can’t make
him think.
‣ Of course there’s a lot of knowledge in
universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the
seniors don’t take much away, so knowledge sort of
accumulates….
‣ A college is a place where pebbles are polished and
diamonds dimmed.
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