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REAL WORLD: PART THREE Homeward Bound ... - Whoa is (Not)

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<strong>Whoa</strong>, Ted thought. That sure <strong>is</strong> one smart pen! He grinned, then sat down on the chair, picked up another<br />

pen and wrote a reply.<br />

Hi!<br />

What’s your name<br />

Ted.<br />

What were you doing on my sofa<br />

Ted looked back at the sofa he’d been sleeping on. And for the first time, he noticed that it was a blue<br />

Chesterfield. Eddie’s sofa…<br />

Sorry, dude, he wrote back.<br />

Indeed.<br />

Yeah. I didn’t know it was your sofa, dude.<br />

You’re from another world, aren’t you Eddie wrote.<br />

How did you know<br />

I can sense it. I was from another world too, of sorts. More like a world between worlds, actually –<br />

they called it the Nexus. One day I came here and accidentally died; I tried to go back, but I couldn’t.<br />

I’ve been stuck here ever since. Last year there was a d<strong>is</strong>turbance in the space-time continuum and<br />

th<strong>is</strong> sofa just appeared out of nowhere. I thought it might be a way out, but it’s never done anything<br />

particularly un-sofa-like.<br />

Frank says you’re crazy, dude.<br />

Sometimes. I can be a little psychotic when I want to be. I think it’s fun. I get to do all sorts of cool<br />

things. Like that time I killed two guys and two sheep and wrapped the guys up in the sheep fleece<br />

and put their clothes on the sheep. Apparently one of the guy’s friends saw me, so he killed me and<br />

that’s how I died. Heheh.<br />

Ted backed h<strong>is</strong> chair slightly further away from the table.<br />

“<strong>Whoa</strong>,” he said under h<strong>is</strong> breath. A little uneasy now, he reached out to write on the paper, but Eddie<br />

continued.<br />

You don’t have to write to me, you know. I can hear you perfectly fine when you speak.<br />

“Oh. Um, it’s been really nice knowing you, dude. But, uh, I guess I’ll go back to sleep now, and… I’ll use<br />

another sofa. Yeah. Catch you later, dude.”<br />

Ted was about to get up and leave, when h<strong>is</strong> chair was suddenly pushed from behind and he yelped as he<br />

got crushed between it and the desk.<br />

Marty murmured something about sheep and rolled over.<br />

<strong>Not</strong> so fast, kid.<br />

“What”<br />

You still slept on my sofa, even though you were told not to. You’ve still got to pay.<br />

“I’m totally sorry, dude! And I don’t have any money left. We used it up that day to buy lunch at…” Ted<br />

broke off in mid-sentence as he read what Eddie had written.<br />

Just a favour.

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