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The GagMe Awards Part II<br />
The GagMe awards are intended to honor and ridicule the best, worst, and most prevalent branded bands and banded<br />
brands. The last issue presented awards for music and advertising. This issue’s are for brands and bands who have<br />
exceeded all rationale and bounds for good taste by integrating brand names into the lyrical content of songs.<br />
Billboard Brand Royalty<br />
1 - Cadillac: mentioned 73 times in top 20 songs in 2004,<br />
has references ranging from Lightning Hopkins, Aretha<br />
Franklin, and Bruce Springsteen to Outkast.<br />
2 - Hennessy: A favorite of Tupac in the 90’s with 69 top 20<br />
mentions in 2004. “We can kick it and go puff on a bluuunt<br />
/ Oh you don’t smoke? Grab a pint of Hen’ then we can get<br />
druuunk” (Chingy – One Call Away)<br />
3 - Mercedes: mentioned nearly 200 times in top 20 songs<br />
in 2003 and 2004, the topic of a classic Janis Joplin tune.<br />
Biggest Brand Lyric-Sluts<br />
1 - L’il Kim referenced 14 different brands in her 2003 hit,<br />
“Jump Off.” Skank!<br />
2 - Kanye West referenced 19 brands in his 4 top 20<br />
singles in 2004 (though many meant to satirize, not<br />
promote, gross materialism). “I drink Boost and Ensure<br />
for dessert/ Somebody ordered Pancakes, I just sip the<br />
Sizzurp,” from “Through the Wire.”<br />
3 - Petey Pablo is the lyricist with the most obviouslypaid-for<br />
brand allusion for: “Now I gotta give a shout out to<br />
Seagram’s gin, ‘cos I’m drinkin’ it and they payin’ for it.”<br />
Biggest Brand Buddies<br />
1 - Run DMC, “My Adidas” inspired a fashion trend and<br />
won the rappers a $1.5 million dollar endorsement deal.<br />
2 - Bob Seger, “Like A Rock” became the center of Chevy’s<br />
campaign in the 1990s and solidified the position of Chevy<br />
trucks as rugged, All-American, all-terrain vehicles.<br />
3 - Busta Rhymes, “Pass the Courvoisier.” It’s still<br />
uncertain if Busta was prompted to write this song by the<br />
liquor brand. In any event, the song became a number<br />
one hit and introduced Courvoisier to the hip and ghettofabulous.<br />
Bands and Their Brands: Brand References in Song Lyrics<br />
Just as people infer the personality of a brand from the personality of its consumers, you can often get to know a<br />
songwriter by the brands he or she sings about. This mentions a few brands referenced by a variety of popular musicians.<br />
The Beach Boys: Ford Thunderbird in “Fun Fun Fun”;<br />
Corvette in “In My Car”; Honda in “Little Honda”<br />
Modest Mouse: Orange Julius in “Teeth Like God’s<br />
Shoeshine”; Coca-cola in “Tiny Cities Made of Ashes”;<br />
Dramamine and Listerine in “Dramamine”<br />
George Thorogood: Budweiser and Miller Light in “If You<br />
Don’t Start Drinkin’”; Budweiser, Jack Daniels, Jim Beam,<br />
Old Granddad (whiskey), and Johnnie Walker in “I Drink<br />
Alone”<br />
Kanye West: Avis and Lexus in “Jesus Walks”; Geico and<br />
Toys ‘R’ Us in “Through the Wire”; and Nike Air Jordans,<br />
Mercedes, and Jacob the Jeweler in “All Falls Down”<br />
Tom Waits: Shell (gasoline) in “Frank’s Wild Years”;<br />
Schwab’s (drug store) in “Invitation to the Blues”;<br />
Greyhound (bus) in “The One That Got Away”; Chivas<br />
Regal in “Downtown”<br />
50 Cent: Bentley, Hennessey and Mercedes in “Disco<br />
Inferno”; Bentley and Mercedes in “21 Questions”; and K-<br />
Mart and Mercedes in “In Da Club”<br />
Best Branded Cocktails<br />
1 - 50 Cent, “Disco Inferno”; “You mix a little Coke with a<br />
little Dom Perignon / And a little Hennessey you know we<br />
fine to carry on.”<br />
2 - Bruce Springsteen, “Johnny 99”; “He came home too<br />
drunk from mixin’ Tanqueray and wine/ Got a gun, shot a<br />
night-clerk, now they call him Johnny 99.”<br />
3 - Juvenile, “Slow Motion”; “I like how them Victoria’s<br />
Secrets sit in the ass / Lemme pour some more Hp(notiq)<br />
and Hennessy in your glass.”<br />
Bruce Springsteen: Chevrolet in “Thunder Road”; Seven-<br />
Eleven and Chevrolet in “Racing in the Streets”, Cadillac,<br />
Honda and Subaru in “Pink Cadillac”<br />
Outkast: Polaroid and Cadillac in “Hey Ya”; Volkswagon,<br />
Pontiac Bonneville, and Cadillac (Coup de Ville) in<br />
“Aquemini”; and Cadillac in “Two Dope Boys”<br />
Prince: Corvette in “Little Red Corvette”; Disney in “Lady<br />
Cab Driver”; Cadillac in “Jack You Off”<br />
Lynyrd Skynyrd: Johnny Walker in “Poison Whiskey”; and<br />
Old Granddad in “Whiskey Rock a Roller”<br />
Chuck Berry: Cadillac and Ford in “No Money Down”;<br />
TWA (Airlines) in “Brown Eyed Handsome Man”; Cadillac &<br />
Ford in “Maybellene”; Chevrolet in “You Never Can Tell”<br />
Jay-Z: Burberry and Timberland in “’03 Bonnie and Clyde”;<br />
Maybach, Rolls Royce, and U-haul in “Change Clothes”;<br />
and Armadale (vodka), Maybach, and Cristal in “Excuse Me<br />
Miss”<br />
Radiohead: Prozac in “Bones”, Gucci in “Paranoid<br />
Android”; and Time magazine in “Myxomatosis”<br />
Hip-hop Brand Extensions<br />
Many rappers use music to create hip-hop branded empires. For contemporary mainstream rappers, nothing is too<br />
commercial or mundane to be packaged and pawned as hip-hop. Here are a few musicians and their affiliated products…<br />
Jay-Z: Rocawear apparel, Armadale vodka, and S.<br />
Carter Collection sneakers with Reebok<br />
P-Diddy: Sean Jean apparel<br />
Eve: Fetish clothing<br />
Eminem: Shady Casual Sportswear<br />
J-Lo: Glow perfume, J-Lo & Sweetface clothing<br />
Nelly: Pimp Juice<br />
Lil’ Jon: Crunk Juice<br />
Pharrell Williams: Ice Cream Sneakers<br />
Snoop Dog: Snoop Dog Clothing<br />
50 Cent: G-Unit clothing<br />
Wu Tang Clan: Wu Wear apparel<br />
Russell Simmons: Phat Pharm clothing<br />
Britney Spears: Curious perfume<br />
Jessica Simpson: Dessert (edible!) make-up<br />
Ruff Riders: Thug Workout apparel & Ruff Ryder dog food<br />
Rap Snacks: a new brand of food dawning the visages of<br />
hip-hip icons from Warren G to L’il Romeo.