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Part One (633 KB) - Whoa is (Not)

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Galk<strong>is</strong>’ face lit up. “Really Hey, in that case… can I suggest a title How about… let’s see… how<br />

about… Spaceman…” – he paused for dramatic effect – “…from Pluto. 2 Huh”<br />

“Uh…” George said, but Galk<strong>is</strong> remained unfazed.<br />

“Okay, see, so you have the main guy here – whats<strong>is</strong>name – Jason, right, and he wakes up one night to<br />

find th<strong>is</strong> alien standing by h<strong>is</strong> bed, and that alien tells him to go to that… dance with that girl and… so<br />

maybe, maybe, the next day he mentions it to a friend, and they refer to the alien as the Spaceman from<br />

Pluto, see, so that’s where... that’s where the title comes in…<br />

“Then… then after some time Jason starts to wonder why an alien from Pluto would care about him and,<br />

uh – Lauren, right – getting together… I mean, he’s just th<strong>is</strong> normal guy in high school. Why would<br />

some extraterrestrial worry about h<strong>is</strong> love life, unless it was… important in some way… maybe like…<br />

Hey! Maybe… maybe… th<strong>is</strong> alien <strong>is</strong> from the future or something, and the, uh, union of Jason and<br />

Lauren <strong>is</strong> somehow an integral part of space h<strong>is</strong>tory, ‘cause maybe one of their kids turns out to be<br />

some… some universal leader or something in future, but perhaps some evil alien went back in time and<br />

broke them up, so now th<strong>is</strong> new alien had to go back too and make sure they get together…”<br />

“Uh…” George said again, but it didn’t do any use, for the movie producer didn’t seem to have heard<br />

him. Rob was on a roll now.<br />

“…and then meanwhile, Jason starts to get curious, see, because he wonders what th<strong>is</strong> alien wants with<br />

him, so he starts up all these investigations to find out what’s going on, and… and maybe he gets some<br />

of h<strong>is</strong> friends in to help, and they all call th<strong>is</strong>… th<strong>is</strong> alien guy the Spaceman from Pluto, and… and…<br />

what d’you think” Rob Galk<strong>is</strong> looked eagerly at George, h<strong>is</strong> face shining.<br />

George just gave an apologetic smile. “I… uh, I’m sorry, but I… I think I’d like to keep the original story,<br />

thanks.”<br />

The delight faded from Galk<strong>is</strong>’ face. “Oh,” he said, and shifted h<strong>is</strong> gaze to the floor. Then a thought<br />

occurred to him, and he looked up again. “Where’d you get the idea for the story, by the way”<br />

George hesitated. “Well, it’s like th<strong>is</strong>,” he started, feeling slightly uncomfortable with Galk<strong>is</strong> staring at<br />

him so intently. “Thirty years ago in 1955, I woke up to some horrible alien no<strong>is</strong>e to see th<strong>is</strong> creature<br />

standing by my bed.”<br />

“What kind of creature”<br />

George gave a nervous laugh. “That’s the strange thing, see… he claimed to be Darth Vader.”<br />

Galk<strong>is</strong> ra<strong>is</strong>ed an eyebrow. “Darth Vader As in that guy from Star Wars with the big black cloak and the<br />

breathing problem”<br />

“Yeah, that one. And I seem to… remember him holding a hairdryer in one hand, only that hairdryers<br />

weren’t around in 1955.”<br />

Rob’s interest was piqued now. “Neither was Star Wars.”<br />

George laughed again. “I know. That’s the crazy thing, but I swear it’s all true! Really.”<br />

Galk<strong>is</strong>’ voice was sincere. “I believe you.”<br />

George blinked. “Really”<br />

“Yeah. Hey, have you ever thought of sending in your story to one of those UFO newsletters<br />

SpaceWatch, or something. 3 They’re always running stuff like that… they may be interested.”<br />

George shook h<strong>is</strong> head. “Nah. I… I don’t think so. It, uh, might not be good for my… reputation and all<br />

that…”<br />

2 Th<strong>is</strong> title was suggested for Back to the Future, but Bob Gale and Robert Zemeck<strong>is</strong> thankfully refused to<br />

change it to that.<br />

3 SpaceWatch was a parody of an UFO magazine that two friends and I created for a Hitchhiker’s Guide to the<br />

Galaxy fan fiction story entitled ‘So Long, and Thanks for All the Ph<strong>is</strong>h’.

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