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<strong>TAKE</strong> <strong>14</strong>: <strong>THE</strong> <strong>RAPPING</strong> <strong>MAN</strong> <strong>OF</strong> <strong>LAW</strong>, <strong>MAN</strong> <strong>OF</strong> GOD P. <strong>14</strong> >><br />
21 QUESTIONS<br />
with Amina P. 4<br />
Rock<br />
Therapy II<br />
RAVE P.7<br />
Be Famous. zuqka.<strong>com</strong><br />
FREE WITH YOUR DAILY NATION. ISSUE NO. 200 October 12, 2012<br />
Giving<br />
COMEDY<br />
a different<br />
approach<br />
JB and Allandoz share their views<br />
on emerging trends in local laugh<br />
industry<br />
P.8<br />
Classico is a<br />
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FRANK FOOT P.13<br />
Data<br />
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ONE PERSON<br />
WITH A BELIEF<br />
IS EQUAL<br />
TO A FORCE<br />
<strong>OF</strong> 99 WHO<br />
HAVE ONLY<br />
INTERESTS.”<br />
– JOHN<br />
STUART MILL<br />
<strong>THE</strong> STAGE<br />
PHILO on the hopes and dreams of<br />
mamasitas PG.12 >>><br />
Ed says...<br />
<strong>MAN</strong>Y A <strong>MAN</strong> WOULD like to live<br />
a life of laughter, no pain, no debt, no<br />
doubt. Basically, no stress, but alas!<br />
These are existential dis<strong>com</strong>forts<br />
that we must endure. And because<br />
— as Derrick Amunga once said<br />
— Kenyans are really hardworking,<br />
it is necessary to sometimes put<br />
the business, the politics, the crime,<br />
and the family aside and just have a<br />
laugh.<br />
In our Cover this week we speak<br />
to the greenhorns of the industry, a<br />
funny duo whose aim is to do things<br />
a little differently. Find that story on<br />
pages 8 and 9.<br />
Now, many of us are still in school,<br />
still trying to find ways to save as<br />
much money as possible. Nadia<br />
Darwesh, our guest writer this week,<br />
shares tips on how best to save that<br />
bob. All that and more on Page <strong>14</strong>.<br />
Yours truly has a big mushy spot<br />
for rock in all its forms. So when<br />
I got the invite to attend a Rock<br />
Therapy II session, it was with single-<br />
NEXT WEEK: We focus on some of Kenya’s best<br />
guitarists. With OktoberFest and Rocktober Fest<br />
just around the corner, ZuQka digs deep into<br />
the hearts and souls of our rockers. Find out the<br />
instruments they play, what it takes to put up a<br />
show and, most importantly, what happens when<br />
the curtains go down once again.<br />
INSIDE<br />
4<br />
6<br />
8<br />
10<br />
minded focus that I prepared for,<br />
then attended, that session. Rather<br />
than spoil it for you, I will let you<br />
discover what went down at Alliance<br />
Française last Friday. That story on<br />
Page 6.<br />
Lastly, our people person this week<br />
is Erick “Ryk Mchoraji” Kivuva,<br />
whose unique vision could see him<br />
scaling the same heights that Sean<br />
Jean did. Let us give that sometime<br />
though, shall we? Ryk is an artist<br />
whose muse strikes when least<br />
unexpected — as is with most artists.<br />
Despite having the opportunity to<br />
work at what people call a “good job”,<br />
he has taken his gift and turned it<br />
into mulla. All dreams start small, but<br />
as John Stuart Mill said: “One person<br />
with a belief is equal to a force of 99<br />
who have only interests.”<br />
Believe away...<br />
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CATCH <strong>THE</strong><br />
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FRIDAY, OCTOBER 12<br />
DIVA NIGHT AT CLUB LAMBADA<br />
Disco fans at the Coast will tonight be treated to the<br />
Diva Night at Mtwapa’s Club Lambada International.<br />
Tomorrow brings Havoc Night at the same spot.<br />
Every Wednesday it’s reloaded ‘Passa Passa Mature<br />
Reggae Night’. The resident DJs will perform at<br />
special enclosed deck from right inside the pool beneath<br />
a suspended pool stage and Cabaret dance<br />
shows. Sunday is family fun-day from 2pm.<br />
ERIC WAINAINA LIVE CONCERT<br />
Popular musician Eric Wainaina will tonight perform<br />
at the Sheebeen Upper Hill backed by his group<br />
— The Best Band in Africa. The show starts at 8pm.<br />
Eric is best known for his songs like the Daima, Nchi<br />
ya Kitu Kidogo and Twende Twende (featuring Zimbabwean<br />
crooner Oliver Mtukudzi).<br />
HAPPY DAYS AT KAHAMA’S<br />
Happy Days are back again at Kahama’s Sports<br />
Bar in Mombasa. Experience Happiness Monday to<br />
Thursday with reduced beer prices. Also sample<br />
the non-stop entertainment, best Karaoke shows<br />
on Thursdays, amazing DJ’s mixing great disco<br />
music and live bands on Wednesday, Fridays and<br />
Sundays.<br />
KARAOKE NIGHT AT MAKAVILLA<br />
The Makavilla Resort Club in Murang’a town hosts<br />
Karaoke Nite tonight. Tomorrow its Mugithi Nite<br />
featuring popular one man guitarists Mike Kinyua<br />
and Bundi. Disco music with DJ Packs. Lots of<br />
Nyama Choma and African cuisine available. Special<br />
gifts for the best dressed couple.<br />
FRANCO SHOWS AT DREAM VILLAGE<br />
Fans of legendary Congolese musician Franco Makiadi<br />
in Nairobi can team up tonight and tomorrow<br />
at the Dream Village Restaurant at Nairobi South B<br />
for tribute shows. Music by Bilenge Musica featuring<br />
Darzee Kalend. Meanwhile also catch up with some<br />
of the latest Congolese music stage shows at the<br />
same. Don’t forget Special African dishes available!<br />
RUMBA AT NEW THRILLS CLUB<br />
Rumba fans in Mumias will team up tonight and tomorrow<br />
at the newly opened NewThrills Club-Ekero<br />
featuring MC Ben Nato and DJ Rashid. Watch out<br />
for Miss Western show on November 2 at the same<br />
spot featuring MC Ken Makokha.<br />
AMITIE MUSICA’S FRANCO SHOWS<br />
Members of the Mombasa based Amitie Musica<br />
band led by Crispn Tambwe have lined up Franco<br />
<strong>THE</strong> BACARDI 150 YEARS’ CELEBRATION PARTY<br />
When: Saturday October 13, 2012<br />
Time: 7pm - 6am<br />
Where: Club Ichonic (Ngong Racecourse)<br />
Entrance: Invite Only<br />
All roads lead to Club Ichonic this Saturday as<br />
Bacardi celebrates its 150th birthday in style. Per-<br />
special tribute shows today Friday October 12 in<br />
Mombasa at Jambo Village and tomorrow at the<br />
Zaituni Bar. Both shows start at 7pm.<br />
JAMESON VIP EXPERIENCE - FORTY THIEVES<br />
The Jameson VIP experience is happening this Saturday<br />
October 13 at Forty Thieves South Coast from<br />
8PM till late. Entry Sh500.<br />
KARATINA UNIVERSITY FRESHAZ<br />
X-clusive Sounds Entertainment presents the Karatina<br />
University Freshaz Party this Friday October 12<br />
starting from 8pm till dawn. On the decks Dj Messy<br />
and Dj Neil. Don’t miss this one!!!<br />
FLOODLIT VILLAGE BY ADRENALINMOTION<br />
The second week of the real rugby village continues<br />
this weekend courtesy of AdrenalinMotion at<br />
this year’s Airtel Impala Rugby Tournament Semi<br />
Finals at Impala Club, Saturday October 13. Enjoy<br />
the action and the real village to the UrbaN Lounge<br />
arena with Dj Kriss Darlin, Dj Purpl and Dj Jojez. Lots<br />
of barbecue treats, and many games like arcade<br />
games, go-kart racing, star jump, football, rugby<br />
games and many more. The party continues at the<br />
Floodlit Village until very late.<br />
Is there any cool theatre, music, video, art,<br />
or professional event that you would like<br />
us to know about? Email our resident party<br />
man Longosiwa Opongita at: dokeyo@ke.nati<br />
onmedia.<strong>com</strong><br />
<strong>THE</strong> BARCADI»<br />
forming live will be P-Unit and The Calabash Band<br />
will rock the crowd with some amazing tunes. On<br />
the decks will be acclaimed DJs N’Ruff, Kym, and<br />
Adrian. Attendants will be rubbing shoulders with<br />
celebrities across various spheres of the Kenyan<br />
entertainment scene from actors/actresses to musicians<br />
and socialites. Never again will you attend a<br />
star-studded event like this one. The event will kick<br />
off at 7pm and go down till 6am.<br />
TIES AND STILETTOS<br />
EVENT: TIES AND STILETTOS<br />
(cocktail party)<br />
VENUE: SECRETS LOUNGE<br />
DATE: SATURDAY OCTOBER 13<br />
TIME: 9pm to 6am<br />
ENTRY: INVITE ONLY (BUT TRY<br />
YOUR LUCK ANYWAY)<br />
This is where taste and class<br />
share a drink as you sample<br />
the best cocktails Nairobi has<br />
to offer courtesy of SECRETS<br />
LOUNGE. In the house will be<br />
Core DJs and Jayson Spinn<br />
blazing up the turntables with<br />
the latest video blends.<br />
NAIROBI HAUTE COUTURE<br />
NAIROBI HAUTE COUTURE – Arise<br />
Fashion<br />
When: SATURDAY OCTOBER 13<br />
Time: 7.30pm to 10.30pm<br />
Where: Hilton<br />
Designers: Blackbird Jeans, Tichi<br />
Designs, Ankara Vintage, Zeynab<br />
Ally, A la Mode Africa, Vaishali Morjaria<br />
Creations<br />
Live Music by: Joseph Hellon<br />
Dress Code: Dresses for ladies and<br />
coats for the dudes<br />
Tickets: Sh1,000 (advance available<br />
at IMAX) and Sh1,500 at the gate<br />
MR & MISS ZETECH PAGEANT<br />
Mr & Miss Zetech Pageant<br />
When: Friday October 12, 2012<br />
Time: 7pm to dawn<br />
Where: Simba Saloon, Carinivore<br />
Performers: Wyre the Love Child, Redsan, P-Unit,<br />
Size 8, Chris Eh Baba<br />
MCs: Erick and Fred Omondi<br />
DJ: Inferno Deejays<br />
Judges: Kevin Omondi (choreographer and International<br />
model), Suzanna Owiyo, former Miss<br />
Kenya Susan Anyango, and Robert Burale (Nollywood<br />
movie star)<br />
The event will be judged by choreographer<br />
and international model Kevin Omondi, World<br />
renown song bird Suzanna Owiyo, former Miss<br />
Kenya Susan Anyango, Kenya and Nollywood<br />
movie star and actor Robert Burale, the famous<br />
Fundi Frank, and Regina Re.<br />
3
4<br />
FYI<br />
James Cameron was living<br />
in his car when he wrote Terminator.<br />
In case you’ve never<br />
seen the first movie, it focuses<br />
on Sarah Connor, a woman attacked<br />
by a robot from the future<br />
who has the goal of killing<br />
her to prevent her unborn son<br />
from defeating the machines<br />
in the future. When Cameron<br />
made the script, he barely<br />
had enough money to get by.<br />
Eventually, he sold his script to<br />
Gale Ann Hurd for one dollar,<br />
but earned the right to direct<br />
the film himself. His career<br />
took off from there.<br />
—OMG-facts<br />
straight shootin’<br />
DISCOVERING <strong>THE</strong> ALLURE <strong>OF</strong> MALINDI<br />
It’s now Day 3 and I’ve<br />
already lost 1.1kg. They said<br />
I would be down 3-4kg by<br />
the end of my trip and I’m<br />
beginning to believe them<br />
I<br />
have been under a lot of stress,<br />
trying to organise a huge concert<br />
and now that it is finally<br />
over, I am on a retreat in an<br />
effort to detox/distress etc.<br />
By the time you read this, I<br />
should be back in Nairobi having<br />
missed last week’s deadline for this<br />
column. Sorry, to my long-suffering<br />
editor, but the James Ingram tour<br />
had taken a toll on my body. My<br />
skin actually dried out and started<br />
to resemble something reptilian<br />
(yes, cringe). I was wondering if I<br />
was allergic to something. It turns<br />
out, though, that dehydration, lack<br />
of proper sleep, a million burdens<br />
upon your shoulders, and a phone<br />
that will not stop ringing can cause<br />
some chemical reactions internally<br />
that manifest physically.<br />
Kabi Pratt (one of the awesome<br />
opening acts for Ingram) re<strong>com</strong>mended<br />
Lion in The Sun in Malindi.<br />
All I knew about it is that the likes<br />
of super model Naomi Campbell<br />
<strong>THE</strong> BEST <strong>OF</strong> 21 QUESTIONS<br />
WITH ANGELA ANGWENYI AND EDWARD KWACH<br />
Kwach: If someone were to ask you what has<br />
changed in your life now that you are a millionaire,<br />
what would you say?<br />
Ruth: That I now know my real friends.<br />
Kwach: All your friends now have a problem?<br />
Ruth: No, no, no! There are some who now<br />
expect me to be different... you know... or treat<br />
them in a different way. So I just know who is<br />
real and who is fake.<br />
Kwach: They say you can count your friends<br />
with one hand, is that also true with you as well?<br />
Ruth: Just one finger.<br />
Kwach: Just one finger, there’s just that one<br />
girl?<br />
Ruth: Maybe.<br />
Kwach: What have you spent on you? We read<br />
that you had moved house.<br />
Ruth: I moved.<br />
Kwach: You moved, alright. You’ve got your<br />
own apartment now?<br />
Ruth: Yes, it is a rental house.<br />
Kwach: You are furnishing it yourself?<br />
Ruth: Yes.<br />
Kwach: What’s the most expensive thing you<br />
bought in there?<br />
Ruth: A fridge.<br />
Kwach: A fridge? That two-door thing?<br />
Ruth: Yeah.<br />
Kwach: Let’s talk about TPF for a minute. Were<br />
you guys watching it?<br />
Ruth: No.<br />
Ruth Matete — TPF5 Winner<br />
Kwach: What are you, as the winner of<br />
TPF5, going to do differently from the previous<br />
winners, because, you see, a lot of<br />
them... they came, they saw, and they went.<br />
Ruth: ...definitely to release an album ASAP<br />
because at the end of the day the guys who<br />
voted for me... all they would want is to have my<br />
album. Most of the people who voted for me, I<br />
believe, voted for the talent that I have and they<br />
enjoyed listening to me sing, so how<br />
else would I pay them back if not<br />
through an album?<br />
Kwach: Have you spoken to<br />
any of the previous winners<br />
to ask them whether they<br />
would like to mentor you?<br />
Who are your mentors by<br />
the way?<br />
Ruth: Right now the only<br />
person I listen to is my<br />
father. I believe that, being<br />
in the media, he knows a<br />
few things here and there,<br />
so I have to listen to people<br />
who have been there,<br />
people who I know can<br />
help me in this industry.<br />
Kwach: Okay, we’re<br />
going to talk about<br />
Daddy Cool in a little<br />
while. But before we<br />
get to that, who were<br />
the contestants who<br />
impressed you the<br />
most?<br />
Ruth: Linda Muthama<br />
(TPF1) and Alpha. I was<br />
and former Formula One champion<br />
Fernando Alonso like to stay<br />
here. And now I know why. They<br />
have a detox programme specifically<br />
designed for people like me<br />
whose body is the worse for wear.<br />
I thought I would try it out. Thank<br />
God I did. Tatler (a British high<br />
fashion magazine) voted Thalaspa<br />
Henri Chenot as the best spa in the<br />
world. I am on a six-day programme<br />
that involves treatments that embrace<br />
age-old Chinese tradition.<br />
There is hydrotherapy, vibro massages,<br />
a biolite diet, workouts etc.<br />
Strictly NO booze. There are those<br />
who stay here and are not on the<br />
programme, so one may be tempted<br />
to have a glass of wine with them<br />
but the staff knows who is on the<br />
programme and who is not, so they<br />
will not allow you to deviate and run<br />
amok. Being on holiday with no alcohol<br />
is refreshingly different. This<br />
is day two and I am already feeling<br />
relaxed. All my worries and troubles<br />
have been floating away, simultaneously<br />
with the toxins in my body.<br />
I have wondered why celebrities<br />
check into hospital for “exhaustion”.<br />
It is not like they are construction<br />
workers, right? I can see a coal<br />
miner fainting from exhaustion, but<br />
a singer? How does that work? But<br />
I get it now. Travelling all over the<br />
world, dealing with jet lag, speaking<br />
to dozens of journalists, posing for<br />
pictures with a couple hundred fans,<br />
CIKU’S BEEFS<br />
ciku<br />
muiruri<br />
signing autographs, making appearances,<br />
rehearsing, performing,<br />
glad he won, and if I have to pick any from<br />
Season 5, it would have to be Jackson.<br />
Kwach: Would you consider working with<br />
Jackson?<br />
Ruth: Yes, I would.<br />
Kwach: Whatever you learned from the<br />
Academy, was it really practical?<br />
Ruth: Sometimes. There was that one session<br />
where we were told how to behave<br />
“out there”, and it’s actually real. The<br />
things that we actually talked about<br />
in the Academy are happening;<br />
everyone is following you, life automatically<br />
changes, and you have<br />
to flow with it. If you don’t have<br />
the energy, you’ll fall.<br />
Kwach: Speaking of following<br />
you, there’s a dude who followed<br />
you to the studio here.<br />
Who’s he?<br />
Ruth: His name is Dan Omollo,<br />
why? He’s helping me drive<br />
around because I still<br />
don’t know how to drive.<br />
Shame on me.<br />
Kwach: He’s helping<br />
you drive around, I<br />
like that.<br />
Ruth: I had to<br />
also spoil myself<br />
with a<br />
car, <strong>com</strong>e on!<br />
(Laughter)<br />
Kwach: So,<br />
what car did<br />
you buy?<br />
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posing for more pictures, making<br />
more appearances and flying out to<br />
the next gig, deal with yet another<br />
bout of jetlag can take a toll on<br />
anyone. Throw in shooting music<br />
videos, recording the next album,<br />
attending some award shows in<br />
between, and it can pretty much<br />
wipe out anyone. And how about<br />
adding philanthropy to that list?<br />
The Ingrams have pledged to help<br />
Thika School for the Blind with the<br />
issues on their wish list. That was<br />
the peak of the Ingram tour for me<br />
— giving back.<br />
Ok, it is now Day 3 and I have already<br />
lost 1.1kg. They said I would<br />
be down 3-4kg by the end of my<br />
trip and I am beginning to believe<br />
them.<br />
The alligator skin remains. Sigh.<br />
Meanwhile, in a couple of days, the<br />
man who owns this joint, auto-racing<br />
boss, Flavio Briatore, is flying<br />
in with some architects who are<br />
working on his Billionaire casino.<br />
Just my luck, a pack of Italians<br />
just within reach and I look like an<br />
anaconda (insert expletive here).<br />
Next week, more on this magnificent<br />
island that has billionaires,<br />
hotties, and feels like it is NOT part<br />
of Kenya.<br />
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Twitter handle: @missciku<br />
Ruth: A Toyota Premio, new model.<br />
Kwach: I like that. What colour is it?<br />
Ruth: It’s white, my favourite colour.<br />
Kwach: So, why Dan Omollo?<br />
Ruth: Because he is a friend and I trust<br />
him and he’s one of the people who really<br />
rooted for me.<br />
Kwach: Do you have a boyfriend?<br />
Ruth: Yes, I have a boyfriend.<br />
Kwach: …who is not Dan Omollo?<br />
Ruth: It is not Dan Omollo.<br />
Kwach: Kwani what’s wrong with your<br />
boyfriend? (Laughter) Why can’t he drive<br />
you around Nairobi.<br />
Ruth: (Laughter). Listen, oh my goodness!<br />
He is not around, that’s why.<br />
Kwach: Oh, so he’s not in Kenya? It’s a<br />
long-distance relationship?<br />
Ruth: Yeah.<br />
Kwach: They say what happens in Daystar<br />
stays in Daystar. What are your thoughts<br />
on Campus Girls for Rich Men... is that what<br />
it is called?<br />
Ruth: I don’t know, but we all have our<br />
morals, things we believe in, and once you<br />
are 18 you know what is right and what is<br />
wrong.<br />
Kwach: Was there a lot of pressure when<br />
you were in campus?<br />
Ruth: For me, no. I know what I wanted to<br />
get from there.<br />
Kwach: I like that.
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Ryk’s design house has a product range of T-shirts,<br />
polo shirts, caps, painted canvas shoes, and sneakers.<br />
It includes a corporate service where he designs Tshirts<br />
and polo shirts for <strong>com</strong>panies: casual office wear,<br />
corporate gifts, and campaigns.<br />
In the T-shirt business, it<br />
is hard to be original. After<br />
a year and a half in the business,<br />
Erick “Ryk Mchoraji”<br />
Kivuva has had to rethink his<br />
designs to stay ahead of the<br />
ever-growing <strong>com</strong>petition. He<br />
specialises in abstract art.<br />
“Abstract art has no limitations.<br />
I do not like restricting<br />
my line of thought, my emotions,<br />
my mind, my creativity.<br />
Abstract art allows you to<br />
lose your sanity and<br />
experience an<br />
out-of-the-box<br />
feel,” he explains.<br />
Under his<br />
fashion label,<br />
Re’ Touch Designs,<br />
Ryk has<br />
been painting, airbrushing,<br />
printing,<br />
stitching on fabric<br />
and embroidering<br />
outlandish designs,<br />
flushed with colour,<br />
the on T-shirts. In his<br />
last two collections,<br />
however, there is less printing and<br />
embroidering. Instead, he focuses<br />
on painting the fabric. As a result,<br />
Re’ Touch Designs has taken a<br />
dramatic turn, standing out and<br />
be<strong>com</strong>ing truly fashionable in the<br />
already crowded contemporary<br />
African Street Wear trade.<br />
“I’m doing more abstract art because<br />
that’s where Ryk is at right<br />
now. Whenever I did what others<br />
were doing, I didn’t get favourable<br />
responses. But when I did what<br />
I wanted, calls and emails came<br />
flying in. Plus Kenyans don’t like<br />
being bracketed within repetition.<br />
No two outfits are alike,” he says.<br />
His art is usually as a result of<br />
on-the-moment<br />
inspiration. It<br />
is, therefore,<br />
difficult to give<br />
it a name or<br />
categorise it<br />
« people<br />
RYK MCHORAJI: COLOUR AND POMP<br />
I TARGET<br />
<strong>THE</strong> NORMAL<br />
MWANANCHI, WHO<br />
WANTS TO LOOK<br />
GOOD AND FEEL<br />
GREAT<br />
under existing styles; tribal, pop<br />
art, or graffiti maybe? His “where<br />
fashion meets freedom” motto is,<br />
therefore, quite apt.<br />
Ryk’s love for art began in primary<br />
school. He used it on T-shirts<br />
for individuals and social clubs. He<br />
even got pocket money in college<br />
through his art. After a couple of<br />
months in formal employment,<br />
the economics graduate, resigned<br />
to be<strong>com</strong>e a full-time fashion artist.<br />
His design house has a product<br />
range of T-shirts, polo shirts, caps,<br />
painted canvas shoes, and sneakers.<br />
It includes a corporate service<br />
where he designs T-shirts and<br />
polo shirts for <strong>com</strong>panies: casual<br />
office wear, corporate gifts, and<br />
campaigns.<br />
“Re’ Touch Design is built on<br />
the principle of not being like<br />
everyone else. My artistic nature<br />
is to be daring and colourful,” says<br />
Ryk.<br />
To wear a Ryk Mchoraji<br />
T-shirt, you need<br />
to be psychologically<br />
prepared to turn heads.<br />
That may be the reason<br />
why local celebrities like<br />
DJ Kaytrixx, DJ Krowbar,<br />
and Homeboyz presenter<br />
Jeff wear his designs.<br />
“Everyone who wears my designs<br />
is a celeb. I do not necessarily<br />
target people who are often in<br />
the limelight, I target the normal<br />
mwananchi, people like me, people<br />
who want to look good and feel<br />
great,” he says.<br />
Another reason for his success<br />
is aggressive marketing through<br />
social media; Facebook page Ryk<br />
Mchoraji, twitter account @Ryk_<br />
Mchoraji and blog rykmchoraji.bl<br />
ogspot.<strong>com</strong>.<br />
“Everyone buys my T-shirts,<br />
male and female. Whenever I upload<br />
a male design, males call in<br />
to order and the same for female<br />
designs and the funniest thing,<br />
people call in to order gifts for<br />
their loved ones. So, I’m always on<br />
my toes,” says Ryk.<br />
In the beginning, he tried running<br />
a physical location on Moi Avenue<br />
but did not last a month. He<br />
thus decided to do consignment<br />
deals with Cool Beans (at Bishan<br />
Plaza, Westlands, below Redtape/<br />
BlackDiamond) and United Shop<br />
at Nakumatt Junction.<br />
By Mwikali Lati<br />
mwikalilati@gmail.<strong>com</strong><br />
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WE ARE NOT SURE HOW <strong>THE</strong> FIRST<br />
EDITION <strong>OF</strong> ROCK <strong>THE</strong>RAPY WENT<br />
DOWN, BUT THIS WAS ONE <strong>OF</strong> <strong>THE</strong><br />
BEST MOMENTS <strong>OF</strong> <strong>THE</strong> YEAR, WRITES<br />
NJERI MUCHAI<br />
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Pose like an Egyptian: Left is Punky<br />
playin the guitar blocked by that<br />
banana leaf you see there. Next to her<br />
is Reema having a Usain Bolt moment<br />
ROCK <strong>THE</strong>RAPY II<br />
It is a few minutes to 8pm, we are all<br />
settling in nicely on the cool (temperature)<br />
plastic chairs at Le Jardin. The stage is set;<br />
veteran rockers are littered all over the place.<br />
Some are helping with the sound. Others<br />
— like me — are wondering why the hell<br />
we stopped playing. Feeling a little envious,<br />
happy to be here to witness Murfy’s fLaw in<br />
their fifth year of being awesome, and, most<br />
of all, looking forward to a good shake-yourdreadlocks<br />
opportunity — that <strong>com</strong>es a little<br />
later in the story.<br />
From the peripheries of that beautiful<br />
music-filled thought process, the voice of a<br />
man all but heaves into our ears. The crowd<br />
is unhappy but, luckily, he realises that and<br />
is gently shooed off stage.<br />
A lesson in how one man, in the name of<br />
an MC, can ruin a Lady Gaga concert, no<br />
matter how much Illuminati or millionaire<br />
backing she has.<br />
Finally, it begins.<br />
8:<strong>14</strong><br />
The Murfs take to the<br />
stage. Reema in a short<br />
dress and a half coat<br />
and lovely calf-high<br />
(that what you call ’em?) boots. The opening<br />
song is In Silence from their latest album,<br />
Hello Light. Her screams are quite infectious<br />
and I want to join in, but a look around tells<br />
me that the audience has not drank enough<br />
to tolerate my hollering. Is Jozie singing<br />
backup? The horror! Thing is, the only one<br />
that is not singing is Punky, but they sound<br />
pretty good.<br />
lawyer” Reema’s<br />
singing now. Don’t<br />
know which song that<br />
8:18“Hot-shot<br />
is. “Are you sure she’s<br />
Kenyan?” a kindred spirit asks with so much<br />
shock in his eyes that I inch slowly away. How<br />
does she manage to be so flawless? At this<br />
point, I am focusing on 9ine in his grey pants,<br />
baggy white shirt buttoned in one place only,<br />
and black T-shirt. Quite frankly, he is dressed<br />
like one of those well-to-do hobos. And there<br />
never was a hobo that played better than he<br />
that night. Singing the song that Jozie wrote…<br />
Main and only man of the band<br />
9ine, while making a bad joke<br />
about a fish and a wall... and a<br />
dam at ROCK <strong>THE</strong>RAPY ii<br />
lot like In Silence... they are all singing now cable, adjust my belt, and tell it “Hey! You!<br />
for her baby (and not of the infant variety ei-<br />
PHOTOS | EMMA NZIOKA and they are so in harmony. Why exactly am Let’s take it outside,” cowboy style.<br />
ther)<br />
I shocked? They <strong>com</strong>e to this part where they<br />
8:23<br />
8:48<br />
I am impressed, her<br />
The band jumps<br />
sing “and I want you to scream.” Everybody<br />
smile never falters,<br />
straight into Evil Gen- — malfunction anyone? This is a song from — except the brothers — screamed. And oh,<br />
true stage goddess<br />
ius. Reema is in the their first album Makosa. Nafasi it is called. the solo was so pure, I cried a little.<br />
this one. We all stare<br />
crowd. I want those For the second time that night, I notice my<br />
8:40<br />
Now even I’m sing- in awe.<br />
boots! Before I can tackle her and steal them, “date” staring at Joanna on the keys. I cannot<br />
ing at the top of my<br />
8:51<br />
Is Kiswahili not sweeter<br />
she is back on stage, jumping and doing that be mad. What is not to like? She is in a lovely<br />
lungs “Over the<br />
when it’s “rockafied”?<br />
dance that she and 9ine, side-to-side… side- neck ornament that shines, a lovely, striped,<br />
edge”. It’s a shame<br />
For the first time in<br />
to-side again, repeat.<br />
off-the-shoulder... what? Jozie plays the vio- that we never quite see Vicky drumming<br />
years, Punky’s white<br />
8:21<br />
9ine breaks into a Lionell lin??? Whoa! I can only take so much talent. because she is drumming quite fantastically. guitar is dancing, which means she is too. I<br />
Richie song… “Hello. Is it At least pretend to suck.<br />
“We need to get her a pedestal,” someone think she has been “ponywad” or infected,<br />
me you’re looking for...”<br />
8:33<br />
Now the band is telling shouts. The brother sitting next to me could whichever’s better. They sound exactly like<br />
the crowd goes wild. And<br />
bad jokes. They are so barely contain himself.<br />
vampire weekend for about 10 seconds. And<br />
back they go into their song. Is it just me or<br />
bad that I cover my<br />
8:45<br />
Rumours only push the duets are so… well, let us just say that 9ine<br />
are all their voices in perfect harmony? I am<br />
ears for a while. I can<br />
him over the edge. and Reema rhyme like water and swimming<br />
holding my breath as I try to tell who is sing- hear them anyway… damn the microphones.<br />
“How is Reema’s pools.<br />
ing in which voice. It is like listening to a four- “What did the fish say when it hit a wall?”<br />
voice so perfect?<br />
string vocal chord, if ever it existed.<br />
9ine asks, “Dam!” Joanna tells one too, some- These guys are really perfect.” Again, I inch<br />
8:27<br />
8:57<br />
Makosa, the 2008<br />
album title track, is<br />
I blink and there are thing about lead singers and bulbs.<br />
away.<br />
finally blaring from<br />
violinists on stage. I<br />
8:35<br />
Thank goodness.<br />
8:47<br />
Reema almost trips on<br />
the speakers… such a<br />
see them, but I do not<br />
Bad jokes away! Now<br />
a guitar cable instead rich sound — I doff my cap to their sound<br />
hear them. This drink<br />
they perform a new<br />
of laughing, all I want engineer. Sometime before 9pm there is a<br />
in my hand should have kicked in by now<br />
song which sounds a<br />
to do is walk up to the sing-off that Vicky wins.
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9:<strong>14</strong> Ungrateful You and is<br />
Reema changes into hot<br />
pants... and my, the tweets<br />
that follow. They perform<br />
it just me or does Punky always look like a<br />
character in Egyptian hieroglyphics? Her body<br />
faces forward, while her face looks right.<br />
It was then that we gave up just tapping our<br />
Jozie took to the violin very soon after this<br />
photo was snapped. That in itself sent our<br />
camera’s numb with shock!<br />
9ine having a Jimi Hendrix<br />
moment... and the crowd went<br />
wild<br />
feet and just started jumping up and down.<br />
“Caution to the wind,” I told myself. I do not<br />
remember much else but jumping up and<br />
down so much that my feet hurt, and the show<br />
might have ended at Le Jardin that night, but<br />
in my rock loving mind, that party don’t ever<br />
stop. Grammar to the wind…<br />
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The founders of modern American stand-up <strong>com</strong>edy include Jack Benny, Bob<br />
Hope, George Burns, Fred Allen, Milton Berle, and Frank Fay. They spoke directly<br />
to the audience as themselves, in front of the curtain, known as performing<br />
“in one”. Frank Fay gained acclaim as a “master of ceremonies” at New<br />
York’s Palace Theatre and is credited with creating the style of 20th century<br />
stand-up <strong>com</strong>edy.<br />
Allandoz (left) and JB<br />
are the star acts in NTV’s<br />
Comedy Club.<br />
ALL PHOTOS: JAMES PANAITO<br />
GIVING GIVING COME<br />
COME<br />
Every week, we are treated to at least one <strong>com</strong>edy show<br />
on our local television channels, and the curious thing<br />
about this whole new laugh industry is that our new crop<br />
of <strong>com</strong>edians is just beginning to toddle the steps. JB<br />
and Allandoz star in NTV’s recently launched COMEDY<br />
CLUB, and MAUREEN ORWA unveils the persons behind<br />
the <strong>com</strong>edians<br />
What are your real names?<br />
JB: Nathan Kimani. “JB” stands for Junior Box. The name came from<br />
Dad’s stage name Masanduku. Box is masanduku in Kiswahili, hence<br />
the name Masanduku Junior or Junior Box.<br />
Allandoz: Allan Kisali.<br />
How old are you guys?<br />
JB: I am 23 years old.<br />
Allandoz: I am 24.<br />
How did you end up in the <strong>com</strong>edy industry?<br />
JB: Mine is a funny story. After high school (Starehe Boys’ Centre), I
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Stand-up <strong>com</strong>edy is the focus of four major international<br />
festivals: the Edinburgh Festival Fringe in Edinburgh, Scotland,<br />
Just for Laughs in Montreal, Canada, HBO’s US Comedy<br />
Arts Festival in Aspen, and the Melbourne International<br />
Comedy Festival in Melbourne, Australia.<br />
DY DY A A DIFFERENT DIFFERENT APPROACH<br />
APPROACH<br />
<strong>THE</strong> <strong>THE</strong>ME BEHIND OUR<br />
COMEDY SHOW IS; WE<br />
BREAK EVERYTHING<br />
(SKETCHES) DOWN,<br />
FROM <strong>THE</strong> EXPERIENCES<br />
GUYS GO THROUGH<br />
TO CURRENT AFFAIRS,<br />
RELIGIOUS MATTERS AND<br />
POLITICAL SATIRE. EVERY<br />
SKETCH IS ALLOCATED<br />
APPROXIMATELY TWO<br />
MINUTES SO THAT ALL<br />
TARGET AUDIENCES ARE<br />
CATERED FOR.”<br />
— JB<br />
went to Russia to study civil engineering. On <strong>com</strong>ing back home for my<br />
vacation — I was a Second Year then — I attended a baby shower where<br />
the Churchill Live crew had been invited. One of them asked my opinion<br />
about the show (he did not know who I was) and I <strong>com</strong>mended the show.<br />
On learning who my father was, they asked me if I could crack a joke and<br />
I did. Going back home later, I decided I wanted to do <strong>com</strong>edy, and that<br />
is how I ditched the civil engineering course for <strong>com</strong>edy. However, I am<br />
currently enrolled at Strathmore for a Bachelor of Commerce course.<br />
Allandoz: While in Kahawa Secondary School, I was the cheeky guy; I<br />
used to mimic and imitate what my teachers said — in their absence, of<br />
course — and basically everything I seemed to say sounded funny to my<br />
fellow students. After high school I joined Liquid Entertainment where we<br />
did stage plays and my debut was in a Heartstrings play called Divorce<br />
Made in Kenya.<br />
What makes Comedy Club different from the other<br />
local <strong>com</strong>edy shows on TV right now?<br />
JB: The theme behind our <strong>com</strong>edy show is; we break everything<br />
(sketches) down, from the experiences guys go through to current<br />
affairs, religious matters and political satire. Every sketch is allocated<br />
approximately two minutes so that all target audiences are catered for.<br />
Allandoz: I also think the fact that we get different celebrity hosts for the<br />
show differentiates us from the others. These celebrities exercise their<br />
<strong>THE</strong> ROLE <strong>OF</strong> EMCEE<br />
While a stand-up <strong>com</strong>edy show may involve only one<br />
<strong>com</strong>edian, most shows feature a “headline” format, or a<br />
“showcase” format. A headline format typically features an<br />
opening act known as a host or master of ceremonies (MC)<br />
who usually warms up the crowd, makes announcements,<br />
and introduces the other performers.<br />
sense of humour, which in turn acts in their favour as they are able to<br />
relate to their fans.<br />
But don’t you think the tribal jokes are a bit overdone?<br />
JB: Yes, they are, but we have to admit that <strong>com</strong>edy is the best tool<br />
to tackle tribalism. However, the audience usually has this mentality of<br />
<strong>com</strong>edians doing something out of this world.<br />
What are some of the highlights in your journey as a<br />
<strong>com</strong>edian?<br />
JB: The major highlight was when I joined Churchill Live. Churchill gave<br />
me a platform to showcase my <strong>com</strong>ic side. I have performed at the<br />
Comedy Club Live in Uganda, I was a co-host in the programme Matatu<br />
and currently I am in Comedy Club.<br />
Allandoz: After Liquid Entertainment I joined Insignia Production, where<br />
I became a supporting actor in Changing Times. I also got a role in<br />
Mheshimiwa, where I acted as a watchman for Mheshimiwa Habbakuk. I<br />
featured in Inspekta Mwala as a thug and later in Papa Shirandula, where I<br />
acted as Naliaka’s boyfriend. Then along came Comedy Club.<br />
Where do you derive your inspiration from?<br />
JB: From day-to-day life, family, and most especially my late dad. The nine<br />
years that I got to know him were the best, especially because of the fact<br />
that he was that guy who made everyone laugh. I believe I am here to<br />
finish what he started.<br />
Allandoz: Well, I get it from watching a lot of movies and series and<br />
also from day-to-day life happenings, especially from where I grew up<br />
— Kangemi — where you get all sorts of characters; form drunkards to<br />
mad men.<br />
Who are your favourite <strong>com</strong>edians?<br />
JB: Locally, it has to be Churchill, and internationally it is Chris Rock who<br />
takes the crown, followed by Eddie Griffin (sometimes called Griffith) and<br />
Steve Harvey.<br />
Allandoz: Locally, it is Erick Omondi. I think he is real and entertaining at<br />
the same time. Internationally, Jim Carrey does it for me.<br />
Where do you see yourselves in five years?<br />
JB: Married with three kids. No, wait, I’ll be 28 years then and three<br />
kids will be a handful, let us stick to married. I hope to establish my<br />
own production <strong>com</strong>pany and a children’s home. Hopefully, I will have<br />
<strong>com</strong>pleted my studies then and still be in Kenya but also doing stand-up<br />
outside the country (laughs).<br />
Allandoz: Wow! Aah, I plan to open an academy for <strong>com</strong>edy, get married<br />
and no kids (I am not planning for them yet), and make my name an<br />
international brand.<br />
Now, before you get on stage to perform is there<br />
something you feel you have to do? Do you have a<br />
ritual?<br />
JB: Ritual? (laughs). I throw up; it eases the nervousness. And then I pray.<br />
I pray every day.<br />
Allandoz: Could be the food he ate making him throw up (laughs). What<br />
works for me is jogging on the spot and praying; it works every time.<br />
Have you ever been booed off the stage?<br />
JB: No, but the blank stares I received while performing in Kisii… those<br />
were just terrible.<br />
Allandoz: This is my first <strong>com</strong>edy show and so far no one has booed me<br />
off the stage.<br />
Do you have the problem of people not taking you<br />
seriously?<br />
JB: All the time... well... sometimes. The toughest thing is the switch<br />
from being a normal person to a <strong>com</strong>edian.<br />
Allandoz: My ex-girlfriend actually dumped me three times because she<br />
thought I was a joke. She used to tell me to get serious even when I was<br />
pretty sure that I was serious.<br />
Are you dating?<br />
Allandoz: Nope, I have put it on hold for now.<br />
JB: I am not sure if I want to disclose that, but anyway let me just say that<br />
I am in a relationship (second anniversary in December) and that is all I will<br />
say… for now.<br />
Right. Let’s get to your favourites. Favourite Food?<br />
Allandoz: Chicken and rice.<br />
JB: I am a meat lover.<br />
Favourite Music?<br />
JB: Afro-fusion, neo-soul, rock, and hip hop.<br />
Allandoz: Reggae, R’nB and lingala.<br />
Favourite joints?<br />
Allandoz: Red Carpet in Ngara, Changez, and Brew Bistro.<br />
JB: Mercury, Brew Bistro, and Blancos.<br />
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GENGE RAPPER<br />
MEJJA, WHOSE<br />
TRIP TO NYERI WAS<br />
NOTHING SHORT <strong>OF</strong><br />
A TALENT SCOUTING<br />
EXPEDITION AND<br />
HOMECOMING<br />
four-one-one<br />
MAMBA GOSPEL CENTRE GOES TO <strong>THE</strong> DOGS<br />
The Coast night scene seems to be getting darker and sorrier by the day. Several months after opening<br />
its doors to a new brand of revellers, Mamba Gospel Centre has been closed down. The club, which was<br />
a strictly Christian recreational centre went down after what the owners termed “bad business”. Initially<br />
known as Mamba International Disco, the centre was slowly gaining the interest of the Christian quarters<br />
but the management was not happy with the slow rate of returns on investment. “Business was terribly<br />
slow and it was too expensive to run the place,” said an official involved in the management of the enterprise.<br />
Before it shut down, the club had hosted a poorly attended gospel concert that featured Daddy<br />
Owen, Emmy Kosgei, Henry, and BMF. Mamba be<strong>com</strong>es the fifth club to close down in the past few months<br />
after Tembo Disco, Club Havanna, Full Moon, and Pool Bar.<br />
— GEORGE MADIANGI<br />
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PHILIP@ZUQKA.COM SAYS:<br />
We are<br />
easily influenced as<br />
human beings. Movies<br />
especially get us<br />
all at some point in our lives to act<br />
in a certain way.<br />
I remember “gangsta” films like<br />
Menace II Society had me walking<br />
around with a mean grill and<br />
a gritty attitude. I was walking<br />
around like there was a camera<br />
in my face. I even rehearsed in<br />
the mirror how to be “hard” like<br />
Larenz Tate and tried that “Crip<br />
walk” while wearing oversized<br />
shirts that I forced my mum to buy<br />
as she protested, saying “But this<br />
is 19 times bigger than you?”<br />
Now, I was more on the whole<br />
walking and talking side and not<br />
the gangster side of the movie.<br />
Then I watched other films like<br />
Straight Out of Brooklyn, Poetic<br />
Justice, Boyz n’ the Hood, Juice and<br />
Above the Rim and for at least a<br />
year, all I did was the “half nod”.<br />
It is the same as a full nod but<br />
makes you look like you froze in<br />
the middle of a seizure. My every<br />
conversation had a “Know what I<br />
am saying?” and peppered with<br />
other “hood” words like “Cuz”,<br />
“brah” and “blood”. I had been indoctrinated.<br />
That phase passed.<br />
Flash forward to current day<br />
and the gangsta movies are long<br />
gone. What we have are sappy<br />
films and TV shows that every<br />
woman with a heartbeat seems to<br />
eat up with glee.<br />
We have all these girls who<br />
walk into a supermarket hoping<br />
that they will drop something<br />
and while rushing to pick it up,<br />
some tall and handsome guy will<br />
throw himself to the floor, with<br />
little disregard for his own safety,<br />
to catch it.<br />
They exchange glances and<br />
right there, right at that moment,<br />
sparks fly, unicorns break out<br />
from their mythological stables,<br />
angels burst into song, heavenly<br />
confetti showers both of you and<br />
most importantly, time freezes.<br />
It is just her and her dream<br />
man, she smiles and they go their<br />
seperate ways, only for the bugger<br />
to show up on Ngong Road trying<br />
to flag down the City Hoppa<br />
she is in. Of course she has her<br />
earphones on to try and act as a<br />
buffer between her and some dude<br />
who wants to chat her up.<br />
So the man of her dreams stops<br />
the bus, gets in, pleads with some<br />
matatu preacher foaming at the<br />
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what’s up >>><br />
WHAT ARE<br />
MY LONG-<br />
TERM<br />
GOALS?<br />
HELP!!!<br />
mouth to shut up and walks right<br />
to her. He yanks off the earphones,<br />
and proceeds to tell her how she<br />
has changed his life in the three<br />
seconds they shared glances<br />
and that he is ready to leave his<br />
wife for her. Wait, what? I knew<br />
that would snap you out of your<br />
fantasy.<br />
That aside, ask around and you<br />
will be surprised at how many<br />
women have watched the movie<br />
Think Like a Man, Act Like a<br />
Lady.<br />
Now what we have are women<br />
walking around testing men to see<br />
if they are marriage material. You<br />
have women demanding that you<br />
open doors for them, so I do not<br />
know what those<br />
on City Hoppas<br />
are supposed<br />
to do.<br />
Woe unto you<br />
if you ride boda<br />
bodas.<br />
You have<br />
girls who<br />
have taken on<br />
the role of HR<br />
managers and<br />
are now asking<br />
you “what are your<br />
... SPARKS FLY,<br />
UNICORNS BREAK<br />
OUT FROM <strong>THE</strong>IR<br />
MYTHOLOGICAL<br />
STABLES, ANGELS BURST<br />
INTO SONG, HEAVENLY<br />
CONFETTI FALLS, TIME<br />
FREEZES...<br />
long-term goals?” and “where do<br />
you see yourself in five years?”<br />
You joke around thinking she<br />
is bluffing and you find yourself<br />
in a zone, the dreaded brother<br />
zone. You see, if you want to know<br />
where I will be in five years, I will<br />
need to know what you are also offering<br />
and to be honest, in many a<br />
man’s mind at that point, they are<br />
not thinking long-term. Just three<br />
hours ahead — maybe.<br />
pmwaniki@ke.nationmedia.<strong>com</strong><br />
TECHNO BITE<br />
HOW MUCH DATA DOES YOUR PHONE<br />
SERVICE PROVIDER HAVE ON YOU?<br />
Government said it would<br />
monitor emails through<br />
spy systems. What does<br />
this mean for us, wonders<br />
HARRIET OCHARO<br />
A GER<strong>MAN</strong> politician, Malte<br />
Spitz, sued tele<strong>com</strong>s giant Deutsche<br />
Telekom, seeking to retrieve<br />
six months worth of data that<br />
they stored on him and their<br />
other clients. In 2006, the EU<br />
issued the controversial Data<br />
Retention Directive which allows<br />
European phone <strong>com</strong>panies to<br />
store user data for between six<br />
months to two years — including<br />
all the nitty gritty details such<br />
as phone numbers, addresses,<br />
the times emails and data were<br />
sent, as well as users’ locations.<br />
Since then, several countries have<br />
either rejected or declared as<br />
unconstitutional this legislation.<br />
In 2010, Germany’s Federal Constitutional<br />
Court suspended the<br />
directive, calling it “inadmissible.”<br />
The directive does state, however,<br />
that the content of users’ text and<br />
voice conversations are not to be<br />
stored.<br />
Spitz obtained his data in CDs<br />
mailed to him by the <strong>com</strong>pany<br />
and he put it in a website that<br />
simplifies data into a pictorial<br />
that is easy to interpret and<br />
interact with (also known as an<br />
infographic). The data showed<br />
where he had been, how many<br />
calls he made and received, how<br />
many text messages he sent and<br />
received, how long he remained<br />
connected on the Internet. In<br />
short, it showed his patterns of<br />
<strong>com</strong>munication, the places he<br />
had been and who he had been<br />
in contact with.<br />
Under the EU directive to retain<br />
data, governments and police<br />
agencies could request information<br />
from mobile phone <strong>com</strong>panies<br />
to access user data, but only<br />
via the court system. Sure the<br />
authorities can use this information<br />
to track down criminals, but<br />
what do the <strong>com</strong>panies do with<br />
the rest of the data? It is literally a<br />
gold mine for targeted advertising.<br />
The Communications Commission<br />
of Kenya instructed tele<strong>com</strong>munication<br />
<strong>com</strong>panies to store<br />
data about their subscribers for<br />
up to six months. To add to that,<br />
all SIM cards were ordered to be<br />
registered, meaning more information<br />
recorded about you. The<br />
CCK says that this information<br />
cannot be shared with anyone<br />
else except the authorities to the<br />
extent permitted by the law.<br />
Recently, the government announced<br />
its intention to monitor<br />
emails through spy systems set<br />
up in collaboration with Internet<br />
service providers. The spying is<br />
for security purposes. The CCK<br />
Act gives the Information minister<br />
the power to grant a person or<br />
organisation access to protected<br />
<strong>com</strong>puter systems. Unfortunately,<br />
there are no explicit legal provisions<br />
that would enable the<br />
government to monitor emails<br />
for security reasons while still<br />
guaranteeing people’s privacy.<br />
The country does not have a Data<br />
Protection Act and this means<br />
that our data and privacy is subject<br />
to abuse.<br />
If you really want your data to<br />
stay private in this digital age,<br />
have no phone or access to the<br />
Internet. It seems the cost of<br />
interconnectivity and seamless<br />
<strong>com</strong>munication is data privacy.<br />
savvy.kenya@gmail.<strong>com</strong><br />
Most people do not realize it but governments have a lot more data on you than you’d be <strong>com</strong>fortable with
BE FAMOUS.<br />
daily NATION October 12, 2012<br />
ART <strong>OF</strong> PEOPLE-WATCHING II<br />
FUSEBOX<br />
The second part in the fine art of people-watching<br />
was briefly interrupted last week by our “political<br />
pullout”, considering Kenya will soon be plunged into an<br />
electoral pirouette to the ballot box.<br />
And there is thus a “fierce urgency of now”, to sponge<br />
from Martin Luther King Jr, for Kenyan youth to show<br />
interest in political discourse that will shape our collective<br />
destiny.<br />
Back to people-watching.<br />
Kenyans, on average, are average and from average<br />
backgrounds.<br />
Most are differentiated by either: rich folks, good education,<br />
natural brains, talent, or a great dollop of luck<br />
that sees them steadily crash a stone of hope against<br />
vegetating into a life of grinding ennui. The rest are just<br />
details.<br />
You will notice Kenya’s four tribes while people watching:<br />
Old Money: They hardly know the difference between<br />
mitumba and matumbo. Most are often understated in<br />
manner and dress. Nothing looks new, shiny, or overtly<br />
grand about them. But you will notice first-class quality<br />
in the aerated Brioni blazer and hand-made Canali<br />
shoes. How they walk or pour Chivas into a glass has a<br />
certain unexplainable air of entitlement about it.<br />
Kichwa ngumu children from Old Money families are<br />
slightly rough at the edges, but that does not pare their<br />
confidence and pedigree.<br />
New Money: Is of two kinds. First are big time business<br />
“hustlers” who talk in terms of “You are not in<br />
business if you are not doing business with the govern-<br />
ment,” they will pompously tell a small timer, who will then be toying with the keys of his first<br />
jalopy, which he will pointlessly keep checking “for scratch marks.”<br />
The other coin of New Money are those who went to the right schools that saw them land into<br />
jobs with salaries reading like Kenya Power metre numbers.<br />
New Money have sandpapered manners and a sense of “see where I am now” attitude. They<br />
will buy a car, not for utility, but to make a statement.<br />
Slightly below New Money are small time “hustlers,” who are halfway to hitting the jackpot “if<br />
that deal goes through”. Most would do with etiquette classes. They are slightly loud in mouth<br />
and dress of mostly nicely pressed mtumba “camera” clothes.<br />
They want the world to know that they “have <strong>com</strong>e from far.”<br />
If they are wearing shorts, you will spot ma-alama-alamaa indicating that they fell while stealing<br />
guavas from trees when they were children.<br />
We will not discuss Kenya’s fourth tribe, which recently marked a year since the Sinai slum<br />
went up in flames.<br />
zolloh.j@gmail.<strong>com</strong><br />
jack<br />
zollo<br />
FRANKFOOT >> WITH FRANK MIDEGA<br />
WHY CLASSICO WAS A BORE<br />
Sadly, time wasting, after diving, is a mandatory<br />
skill in football nowadays. You will be<br />
delighted to note that Frankfoot will not do<br />
the same to your time. We cannot guarantee<br />
this for future columns though, nor for past<br />
ones. Seeking to have our names alongside<br />
the Julian Assanges and Princess Dianas of<br />
the footballing world (coupled with a strong<br />
subconscious drive to try and even be remotely<br />
relevant to your life), we, as selfless<br />
as an overweight FIFA suit checking his bank<br />
balance after <strong>com</strong>petitively awarding Qatar<br />
the 2012 World Cup, will take our precious<br />
time and keyboard minutes to <strong>com</strong>plain about<br />
your time wasted on Sunday night at the<br />
Camp Nou.<br />
The El Classico was a travesty of football.<br />
The conspicuous lack of eye poking and red<br />
card flashing that we have <strong>com</strong>e to relate to El<br />
Classicos is sufficient proof that the Catalans<br />
are killing the game, alongside their allegiance<br />
to Spain. Either that or Tito Vanilla-something<br />
just has a rock hard magma-hot eye-ball,<br />
meaning Mourinho did not particularly fancy<br />
poking his eye once more.<br />
First it was Ronaldo, then Messi, and then<br />
Messi again before Ronaldo finished the<br />
goals carnival. They scored in a mirror-image<br />
style, both chronologically and in the optical<br />
sense. When Ronaldo scored Messi reacted,<br />
and when Messi scored Ronaldo reacted, as<br />
your image’s left arm would, were you to raise<br />
your right arm before the mirror. In the 2012<br />
calendar year alone, these two now have a 100<br />
goals street festival; and if so then Sunday at<br />
Camp Nou was the Mardi Gras as they scored<br />
in almost a “what you can do I can do better”<br />
show of flamboyance.<br />
I am curious to know how other professional<br />
players ever drag themselves back to the pitch<br />
and call football their career after watching<br />
Messi and Ronaldo. What we, the fans, do not<br />
realise is that we are truly blessed to have in<br />
our lifetime the world’s best player and the<br />
world’s most dynamic player ever. If you cannot<br />
match attribute to name, I would kindly<br />
life & sport<br />
WHAT WOMEN WANT<br />
Two weeks ago, I set a sort of record since<br />
the inception of Dalliance Diary; 100 per cent<br />
male approval for the “What men want” piece. A<br />
good number of women agreed with me. Most<br />
branded me a bootlicker, then challenged me to<br />
write about what women want.<br />
In the same article, I wrote how countless<br />
times women have told men what they want,<br />
but by now we know that most men are hard<br />
of hearing, but we shall not give up. So, while I<br />
am still popular in the male circle, here we go.<br />
AGAIN.<br />
Contrary to popular belief, the average<br />
woman is simple, but she wants attention. I<br />
appreciate the fact that men are from Mars and<br />
women from a-yet-to-be-named planet, hence<br />
the different views on what simple means. But<br />
what could be so “unsimple” about “attention”?<br />
Here is an example of attention on our planet<br />
— when you take your woman out, attention<br />
means looking into her eyes while talking to<br />
her. Refrain from looking into the eyes of the<br />
women on the next table. Women understand<br />
that men have roving eyes (does not necessarily<br />
translate into having roving lower body), but<br />
you can let your roving eye have fun when your<br />
woman goes to the washroom, not when she is<br />
sitting opposite you. Capisce?<br />
Lesson numero due; “Please take care of<br />
me.” In the animal kingdom, to which all humans<br />
belong (regardless of their planet), males<br />
DALLIANCE DIARY<br />
ciku<br />
kimani<br />
are the alphas. Taking care of your woman does not necessarily mean having millions<br />
in the bank, (I admit the millions often <strong>com</strong>e in handy), but your average woman understands<br />
that money does not always grow on trees. Taking care of your woman includes<br />
standing up for her when she faces challenges, being there for her when she is down. Being<br />
her right hand, being her brain when she is too fatigued with household duties, doing<br />
the dishes or changing the diapers when her plate is overflowing (which is usually the<br />
case). Taking care of her means being unashamed; refusing to be taunted by your peers,<br />
when you have to rush home to massage the feet of your heavily pregnant woman.<br />
Women want a man who will update them on their (men’s) whereabouts without being<br />
labelled nags. (Do I hear a protest from the men?). Now let me explain what this means<br />
on our planet; women, by nature, worry just about anything. When she cannot get you<br />
on the phone, she worries. When you do not answer phone messages, she worries — not<br />
our fault; it is just the way we are. She does not necessarily think that you are somewhere<br />
seeking <strong>com</strong>fort in another bosom (even when you are), she just wants to know that you<br />
are well; it is a dangerous world we are living in. When your phone’s battery dies, use<br />
your friend’s (you do know her number off head, don’t you?)<br />
If you do not let her know you are alright, or what time you might get home, she will<br />
sit up all night until you are safe inside the house. Why would you want your mama to<br />
stay up all night waiting for you when a simple phone call could have sorted it out?<br />
A woman wants a faithful man who does not go “outside the box”, then give fickle<br />
excuses for his philandering ways. We are delicate creatures whose pride is easily hurt.<br />
Cheating on her is the same as telling her she is no longer good enough. Here is wishing<br />
I had more space to re-educate our men, but that is all for now, folks.<br />
ask you to stop reading my articles and resort<br />
to jejune sports like fencing.<br />
There has never been a Sunday more super<br />
than the last one. Outside the El Classico, Marseille<br />
went head on with PSG in Ligue 1 and<br />
Inter sprayed balls into Milan’s back four unreservedly.<br />
It was football’s prom night across<br />
Europe as the Sporting Lisbon versus Porto<br />
fixture in Portugal saw a cheeky yet sublime<br />
back heel goal from Jackson Martinez. Zlatan<br />
Ibrahimovic is not the person you would let<br />
baby sit your only son but he sure can bang<br />
goals in. Two, to be precise, which lifted PSG a<br />
slim 2-1 win over Marseille.<br />
Meanwhile, for an organisation that has its<br />
name spelt in French and its CEO not a<br />
native English speaker, you would imagine<br />
pedantry in English would be the last thing<br />
FIFA would engage in, right? I rarely do<br />
rhetorical questions so hold on; I have a<br />
point here. What everyone bar Luis Suarez<br />
and Sergio Busquets would call diving FIFA<br />
chooses to call simulation, presumably fresh<br />
from downloading the latest version of the<br />
online Thesaurus. FIFA suits (and a dress)<br />
do not see that as a problem referees and<br />
football leagues need to address. Suarez and<br />
Ashley Young nod so frantically to concur that<br />
they cannot help falling over.<br />
Finally, in Russia football is causing political<br />
tensions as Moscow residents wonder loudly<br />
why their tax dollars are indirectly paying<br />
for the herculean salaries of foreign footballers.<br />
Their thoughts were so loud a fake bomb<br />
was sent with Hulk’s photo on it. Zenit Saint<br />
Petersburg’s captain had these kind words for<br />
his employers:<br />
“I’m not against foreign players but there<br />
should be a balance in the team. Yes, the club<br />
13
<strong>14</strong><br />
TEN TIPS TO SPENDING LESS AS A STUDENT<br />
WE EAT TO SURVIVE, NOT<br />
FOR LEISURE. <strong>THE</strong>RE ARE<br />
<strong>MAN</strong>Y WAYS TO SAVE MONEY<br />
WRITES NADIA DARWESH<br />
ASK CINDY<br />
There are a few things<br />
I have learned since<br />
beginningmy course.<br />
First, I am no longer<br />
a child. I have to<br />
be accountable to<br />
myself for every little thing I do,<br />
starting with how hard I work at<br />
my studies, and also my spirituality.<br />
Next is that time is of the essence.<br />
When sensibility escapes<br />
me and I am at risk of straying,<br />
I remind myself that there are<br />
certain things I should be doing<br />
instead of just hanging around<br />
— like going to the library and allocating<br />
time to do assignments.<br />
Finally, I have learned (so far),<br />
that money is not infinite.<br />
Before, when I was in high school,<br />
I never worried much about what<br />
to buy simply because there was<br />
no need. Understandably, my<br />
tastes have improved considerably<br />
in the two years after graduation.<br />
I am a girl, I need to maintain<br />
an image. I need supplies for<br />
school. I need clothes and shoes<br />
that suit the season. It has been<br />
a tough journey thus far, learning<br />
how to budget my weekly allowance,<br />
but I now have a set of rules<br />
that I am positive can help other<br />
“hustlers” like me.<br />
1You do not always have to<br />
eat extravagant meals. In<br />
this case, “extravagant”<br />
means food which costs<br />
more than Sh100. Eating at<br />
the school canteen once in a<br />
while cannot kill. The food there<br />
may not be the best, but we eat to<br />
survive, not for pleasure.<br />
2On the other hand, a<br />
treat is good once in a<br />
while. Saving up for it,<br />
especially when you are<br />
feeling really broke, will<br />
make it more worthwhile<br />
Dear Cindy, my best friend’s father says he<br />
is in love with me. He has been pursuing me<br />
for the past one year, but I have not given<br />
in because I love my friend very much. The<br />
problem is, I am starting to have feelings for<br />
him and I do not know whom to choose. He<br />
is still married to my friend’s mother but he<br />
says he would marry me as a second wife. I<br />
am 22 years old while he is 45. What do I do?<br />
Achieng<br />
Run, and run very fast. I could say you are<br />
between a rock and a hard place, but you are<br />
not. I will say you are between a rock and an<br />
open space, and you should use that space<br />
take <strong>14</strong><br />
when it <strong>com</strong>es. A treat can be<br />
anything like a delicious pastry, a<br />
pizza, or even a full meal of a different<br />
culture such as Ethiopian<br />
or Chinese.<br />
3It may seem tacky to<br />
carry packed lunch at<br />
university, but truth be<br />
told it is quite cheap<br />
and practical. A small<br />
lunch in a hot pot, a<br />
homemade sandwich, a bottle of<br />
water, or even a fruit can be good<br />
and pocket-friendly, especially on<br />
long school days.<br />
4Fruits can also stand<br />
as meals on their own.<br />
A banana, apple, or<br />
orange eaten on the go<br />
can provide energy for<br />
the cost of only Sh20.<br />
cindym254@gmail.<strong>com</strong><br />
to run away from your friend. First of all, he<br />
is married, and he should be ashamed of<br />
himself for trying to cheat on his wife with<br />
his daughter’s best friend. Always, always,<br />
keep away from married men. Second, you<br />
would hurt your best friend to no end if you<br />
gave in. Friendship is based on trust, and<br />
if she cannot trust you to keep away from<br />
her father, then she will feel shortchanged.<br />
Remember, if you gave in, you would have to<br />
live with the fact that you had an affair with<br />
your best friend’s father. What sort of friend<br />
does that make you? Not a good one at all.<br />
Age is also something to consider here; you<br />
are just starting your life. At his age, he has<br />
done most exploring that one does in their<br />
5For students who <strong>com</strong>mute,<br />
eating at home<br />
beats buying food out<br />
most of the time. If time<br />
allows, a home meal at<br />
either breakfast, lunch,<br />
or even supper saves a lot of<br />
money.<br />
6Bulk grocery shopping<br />
for students living on<br />
their own or in hostels<br />
is wise. At the beginning<br />
of each week,<br />
stock up on rice, flour,<br />
greens, juice, and other supplies<br />
you know you will require during<br />
the week. The odds are that these<br />
supplies will last longer than a<br />
single week. This leaves money<br />
for buying daily eats such as milk<br />
and bread.<br />
7Fast food is expensive<br />
and unhealthy. The Sh50<br />
or Sh70 — the average<br />
price for a plate or rather<br />
paper bag of chips — can<br />
be used for healthier alternatives<br />
such as fruits and a<br />
drink. Fast food is best eaten just<br />
once in a while.<br />
8Supplies such as books,<br />
stationery, and toiletries<br />
should be bought at the<br />
beginning of the term,<br />
if possible when sales<br />
and back-to-school promotions<br />
targeted at high school<br />
children are on. This way, as a<br />
university student you can make<br />
the best of these opportunities<br />
to save.<br />
youth — who can tell whether he will not stop<br />
you from enjoying your youth? All in all, kudos<br />
for saying no to him so far, and please, keep<br />
saying no. All the best.<br />
Dear Cindy, I am 22-years-old and in love<br />
with my college mate. The problem is that<br />
she is putting me off. I know she loves me,<br />
but she has a hard way of showing it. Please<br />
help me because I am losing my mind.<br />
Question: How do you know she loves you yet<br />
she is putting you off? Excuse my language,<br />
but you sound a little disillusioned. Perhaps<br />
she really does not like you the way you<br />
BE FAMOUS. daily NATION October 12, 2012<br />
9Start a small business<br />
doing what you like. It<br />
can be something as<br />
mundane as plaiting<br />
hair to something as<br />
exciting as emceeing.<br />
The returns may be dismal or<br />
great. Either way, this means<br />
extra mulla in your pocket, which<br />
is always wel<strong>com</strong>e.<br />
a little a<br />
day goes a long<br />
way. Saving Sh10<br />
by using different<br />
buses or matatus<br />
10Finally,<br />
can accumulate<br />
to Sh100 in a week. Keep the<br />
saved fare money separately. It<br />
can <strong>com</strong>e in handy on a hard<br />
day.<br />
— aspiringjournalist.wordpress.<strong>com</strong><br />
want her to like you, but because you are too<br />
focused on loving her, you start imagining that<br />
she is playing hard to get. Please respect that<br />
she is saying no to you and pull back, and if<br />
she is really playing hard to get, you will soon<br />
know because she will start showing you that<br />
she likes you as soon as you stop pursuing her.<br />
Not everybody you like has to like you, and<br />
you need to realise this early enough. Do not<br />
lose your mind, nobody is worth losing your<br />
mind for; they either like you or they do not.<br />
All the best.<br />
cindym254@gmail.<strong>com</strong>
MUSIC VIDEO » CAMP MULLA<br />
ARTIST: CAMP MULLA<br />
SONG: FEEL NO PAIN<br />
This is Camp Mulla’s newest video. Most<br />
would agree that we were spoilt, what<br />
with their hit single, Party Don’t Stop<br />
and all. The video was great, the rhyming<br />
was tight, so when this song came<br />
out, I sat back and smiled to myself.<br />
The song is about dropping stress that<br />
<strong>com</strong>es with a relationship gone wrong.<br />
You do not have to cry about it, just call<br />
<strong>THE</strong> MOVIE » <strong>THE</strong> EXPATRIATE<br />
Rating: 75 per cent<br />
Title: The Expatriate<br />
Category: Action Thriller<br />
Release Date: 21 September,<br />
2012<br />
Length: 1 hr 40 minutes<br />
Director: Phillip Stölzl<br />
Main Actors: Aaron Eckhart<br />
(Ben Logan), Liana Liberato<br />
(Amy Logan), Olga Kurylenko<br />
(Anna Brandt), Garrick Hagon<br />
(Jame Halgate III)<br />
BLOG » MURUGI NJEHIA<br />
The blogger is the second born in a family<br />
that was steered by her mother, a<br />
“strong, beautiful woman by the name<br />
Veronica N. Munyua.”<br />
Murugi, whom you can also call Angela,<br />
is an e-<strong>com</strong>merce and marketing executive.<br />
The aspiring author travels a lot,<br />
especially in Kenya. This blog is indeed<br />
about travelling, the dos, don’ts and what<br />
« multimedia<br />
up your boys or girls and have a good<br />
time at the club. Only problem is that<br />
the beat in this song sounds a lot like<br />
the beats I have heard in their other<br />
songs. They all have the same pauses<br />
and bass drops. Not to take anything<br />
away from this song, though.<br />
The video got a lot of heat online. Personally,<br />
I am handing them flowers. It is<br />
one of the best videos we have on our<br />
scene today, and here is why:<br />
This is yet another CIA conspiracy<br />
movie. Aaron Eckhart is<br />
the star in this action suspense<br />
flick acting as Ben Logan, an<br />
expatriate who has been set<br />
up to do some dirty work for a<br />
weapons dealing corporation.<br />
He is forced to bring his teenage<br />
daughter, Amy, into the<br />
mess that erupts after he learns<br />
that he has been marked for extermination.<br />
Aaron is not known<br />
for taking on many lead action<br />
<strong>THE</strong> GAMER » FIFA 13<br />
End of September means the<br />
start of a new gaming year. Releases<br />
having been <strong>com</strong>ing fast<br />
and furious. This week, we take<br />
a look at a mini-god in the gaming<br />
world, FIFA. It is perhaps EA<br />
Sports pride and joy in terms<br />
of their most awaited release<br />
every fall since 1998. This year,<br />
there will be two versions of<br />
this game; the usual game and<br />
the Kinect version, which I will<br />
nots-for women — including the trendy<br />
gadgets to carry and lifestyle while travelling<br />
in Kenya.<br />
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A new track from CAMP MULLA, nostalgia with SINBAD,<br />
a SAFEHOUSE look-alike with <strong>THE</strong> EXPATRIATE and<br />
loads of football gaming fun with FIFA 13<br />
Many people do not seem to understand<br />
what they were trying to do with<br />
the retro semi-coloured vibe. They are a<br />
kick-back, ’90s influenced band, hence<br />
the 2Pac portrait in this video. Karungari<br />
is an amazing singer; you can see<br />
the whole Aaliyah mantra going on with<br />
the voice, her hair, straight down to her<br />
dress code. Taio, Shappa, and Cous have<br />
a nice modern flow but need to work on<br />
a little more <strong>com</strong>plexity.<br />
<strong>THE</strong> DVD » SINBAD<br />
Category: Adventure<br />
Episode length: 45 minutes<br />
Seasons: 1<br />
Episodes: 12<br />
Director: Brian Grant, Colin Teague,<br />
and Andy wilson<br />
Main Actors: Elliot Knight (Sinbad),<br />
Dimitri Leonidas (Anwar), Marama<br />
Corlett (Rina), Elliot Cowan (Gunnar),<br />
Junix Inocian (Cook), Estella<br />
Daniels (Nala)<br />
Airs on M-Net on Tuesday at<br />
8.30pm.<br />
roles, but he definitely proves<br />
that he is the man for the job in<br />
this one.<br />
The movie is a lot like Safehouse,<br />
released earlier this<br />
year. In both movies the lead<br />
character is an expatriate, there<br />
is a confidential CIA document<br />
stolen which ultimately be<strong>com</strong>es<br />
the central driving factor.<br />
Also, there is rat working within<br />
the CIA.<br />
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elaborate.<br />
FIFA 13 was no different. EA<br />
continues to improve on was<br />
what already was a good foundation<br />
laid by its predecessors.<br />
The player engines are better,<br />
you feel the tackles and fouls,<br />
the shirt pulling is now a feature<br />
(but you gotta be smart about<br />
it or else get booked), free kicks<br />
now have the tactial training<br />
ground approaches based on<br />
For those who watched KBC back<br />
in the nineties, this series might<br />
bring back some awesome memories.<br />
Sinbad is the legendary tale of<br />
a Persian sailor, bound to a life of<br />
adventure in the Arabian Sea. The<br />
series start off with Sinbad as a<br />
cunning street fighter and gambler<br />
who is full of machismo and feels<br />
entitled to be in the limelight. His<br />
carefree attitude is also hard to<br />
put down. Sinbad is always putting<br />
The action sequences are amazing<br />
and the nail biting suspense<br />
just as riveting. Fifteen minutes<br />
in and one can already feel the<br />
pressure mounting for Logan.<br />
This, of course, sets in the action.<br />
The father-daughter drama<br />
is intense and chaotic. Most<br />
of the time, Logan’s daughter<br />
appears to be the victim of his<br />
bad parenting, yet at the same<br />
time, Logan depicts the image<br />
of a good man by saving his<br />
Excerpts:<br />
“Lately I have been going through some<br />
very interesting life events. Things have<br />
been changing from this to that at times<br />
even without my knowledge. I must say<br />
the changes have really toiled with my<br />
emotions. I cannot remember a time I<br />
have been this hopeful yet this full of despair,<br />
nor can I recall a time I have cried<br />
The video is well edited. They are in the<br />
club having fun. The video vixens are<br />
stunning. The picture quality is clear<br />
and precise. You can see the colours but<br />
still enjoy the lack of it.<br />
Verdict: They set the bar high for Kenyan<br />
artistes. They have maintained their<br />
style. You will not feel let down if you<br />
are into retro.<br />
— ISSA KHALID<br />
user preference. Game modes<br />
are more or less the same but<br />
online play is much more efficient.<br />
Going onto Xbox Live<br />
or PS World and winning duels<br />
gets you ranked top of the table<br />
and who would not want to be<br />
the best in the world? The Artificial<br />
Intelligence (AI) levels are<br />
amazing. Player runs are creative,<br />
not haphazard diagonals<br />
into oblivion.<br />
himself in danger just to feel the<br />
rush and to bask in the glory of<br />
victory against death. Cursed by<br />
his own grandmother to navigate<br />
the seven seas for the rest of his<br />
life, he jumps aboard a ship to flee<br />
the mainland and escape the wrath<br />
of the curse. But a fierce mystical<br />
sea creature attacks the ship, killing<br />
all the crew members except<br />
Sinbad and a few odd passengers.<br />
Sinbad and the passengers<br />
daughter’s life over and over.<br />
He pulls off gallant stunts that<br />
ensure their survival when all<br />
of Belgium is after them. The<br />
sharp conflict between these<br />
two characters makes for an<br />
edgy watch.<br />
— SAM KIRANGA<br />
so much yet laughed as much…”<br />
On traveling while pregnant<br />
On to Kinect now. The user can<br />
interact via the headset directly<br />
with the team they are controlling<br />
and <strong>com</strong>mand their players<br />
to make runs, take a pass, a<br />
shot; it is simply unreal how<br />
much technology was put into<br />
this. Perhaps why Gamespot<br />
gave it an 8.5. You can now<br />
make substitutions and change<br />
formations all through voice<br />
<strong>com</strong>mand and instantly play-<br />
•Please note that after 36 weeks many<br />
doctors and airlines restrict women from<br />
flying.”<br />
•Restrict your travel time to blocks of no<br />
longer than five to six hours.<br />
continue, the perils that lie ahead<br />
unknown to them. The subsequent<br />
episodes take us through the fortunes<br />
and mishaps they encounter<br />
on different islands.<br />
The series is a little bit slow in the<br />
beginning and the script <strong>com</strong>es<br />
across as rather unoriginal. One<br />
would expect a little more intensity<br />
in the dialogue. Apart from this,<br />
the episodes are based on well<br />
structured themes. Like most other<br />
epic tales, each episode carries a<br />
moral —SAM KIRANGA<br />
ers shift to new positions and<br />
gameplay changes entirely.<br />
In a nutshell; it is on another<br />
level. It really is something. I<br />
foresee a lot of households falling<br />
apart over the affections<br />
displayed towards this game.<br />
— ISSA KHALID<br />
•If you are travelling long distances<br />
be sure to get a copy of your prenatal<br />
records.<br />
•If you are travelling to a foreign country,<br />
take caution when eating fruits and vegetables,<br />
milk, water, and meat as traveller’s<br />
diarrhoea is <strong>com</strong>mon and could lead<br />
to dehydration.<br />
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