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Issue 1, 23 October 2007<br />
<strong>The</strong> <strong>Sentinel</strong><br />
Integrity, heart, humour<br />
Page 3 OPINION<br />
• Perspectives<br />
• On the box<br />
Back page<br />
FANTASY FOOTBALL<br />
FOCUS<br />
TURMOIL<br />
<str<strong>on</strong>g>Disgruntled</str<strong>on</strong>g> <str<strong>on</strong>g>customers</str<strong>on</strong>g> <str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g> O’D<strong>on</strong>nell’s <str<strong>on</strong>g>Irish</str<strong>on</strong>g> <str<strong>on</strong>g>pub</str<strong>on</strong>g>, <strong>on</strong> Heinekenplein, are voting<br />
with their feet, as customer relati<strong>on</strong>s reach an all-time low
<strong>The</strong> glass is half empty<br />
Customer relati<strong>on</strong>s at O’D<strong>on</strong>nell’s <str<strong>on</strong>g>Irish</str<strong>on</strong>g> <str<strong>on</strong>g>pub</str<strong>on</strong>g> have deteriorated to such an extent that l<strong>on</strong>g-term<br />
patr<strong>on</strong>s are turning their back <strong>on</strong> the establishment.<br />
Disputes about the football matches<br />
shown and the screens they are shown<br />
<strong>on</strong> have l<strong>on</strong>g been a source <str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g> irritati<strong>on</strong><br />
to O’D<strong>on</strong>nell’s <str<strong>on</strong>g>customers</str<strong>on</strong>g>, and<br />
have led to semi-<str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g>ficial boycotts <str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g><br />
the <str<strong>on</strong>g>pub</str<strong>on</strong>g> in the past. Customer numbers<br />
at the kitchen corner <str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g> the bar<br />
have been dwindling gradually over the<br />
past few years, and recent incidents<br />
have brought the matter to a head.<br />
Recent developments<br />
On Tuesday, 2 October, for example, a<br />
group <str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g> around 10 <str<strong>on</strong>g>customers</str<strong>on</strong>g> were<br />
seated at their regular corner <str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g> the<br />
bar, looking forward to watching <strong>on</strong>e<br />
<str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g> the two Champi<strong>on</strong>s League matches<br />
featuring English clubs that evening.<br />
Instead <str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g> showing the game <strong>on</strong> their<br />
preferred screen in the fr<strong>on</strong>t bar,<br />
however, landlord Seamus Dougherty<br />
c<strong>on</strong>signed them to watching the smallest<br />
screen in the <str<strong>on</strong>g>pub</str<strong>on</strong>g>, hidden around the<br />
corner at the back.<br />
His reas<strong>on</strong>ing is that casual, passer-by<br />
<str<strong>on</strong>g>customers</str<strong>on</strong>g>, perhaps wishing to order<br />
meals, are put <str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g>f by football being shown<br />
in the fr<strong>on</strong>t bar, although there is little<br />
evidence to back up this claim. In any<br />
case, the matches were scheduled to<br />
begin at 8.45pm. How many meal orders<br />
did Mr. Dougherty expect to take before<br />
the kitchen closed at 10.00pm? It appears<br />
that Mr. Dougherty would rather irritate<br />
paying <str<strong>on</strong>g>customers</str<strong>on</strong>g>, than risk missing out<br />
<strong>on</strong> an order, or two.<br />
THATCH IN DA HOUSE<br />
AFTER<br />
MUCH THOUGHT,<br />
I’VE DECIDED TO SHOW A<br />
MATCH IN THE<br />
FRONT BAR.<br />
EDITORIAL<br />
Raised voices<br />
Later that same evening, Mr. Dougherty<br />
launched an unnecessary tirade against<br />
regular customer, Dens<strong>on</strong> Pierre. His<br />
crime? Talking too loud. “I was talking<br />
with some friends, n<strong>on</strong>e <str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g> whom had<br />
any problem with the volume <str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g> my<br />
speech, when Seamus stormed the length<br />
<str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g> the bar to c<strong>on</strong>fr<strong>on</strong>t me,” Mr. Pierre relates.<br />
“He proceeded to mimic my speech<br />
while chastising me like a schoolboy. We<br />
managed to stifle our indignati<strong>on</strong>, for<br />
fear <str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g> escalati<strong>on</strong>, but is this really how a<br />
landlord should treat a loyal customer <str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g><br />
over a decade’s standing?”<br />
Thursday disappointments<br />
In additi<strong>on</strong>, Mr. Dougherty has l<strong>on</strong>g<br />
MANSFIELD VS.<br />
NOTTS COUNTY?<br />
insisted that Thursday evenings be a<br />
football-free<br />
z<strong>on</strong>e in O’D<strong>on</strong>nell’s, which<br />
has been a c<strong>on</strong>tinuing source <str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g> disappointment<br />
to <str<strong>on</strong>g>customers</str<strong>on</strong>g> wishing to<br />
watch English clubs in the UEFA Cup.<br />
Recently, however, Mr. Dougherty<br />
has taken to showing Ajax games <strong>on</strong><br />
Thursday evenings, until they were<br />
eliminated from the competiti<strong>on</strong>. It<br />
seems there is <strong>on</strong>e rule for regular,<br />
m<strong>on</strong>ey-spending <str<strong>on</strong>g>customers</str<strong>on</strong>g>, and<br />
another for occasi<strong>on</strong>al, c<str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g>fee-drinking<br />
Ajax supporters.<br />
What’s next?<br />
A <str<strong>on</strong>g>pub</str<strong>on</strong>g> should be a place <str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g> enjoyment,<br />
where people can gather and entertain<br />
each other over a few drinks. Over<br />
time, regular <str<strong>on</strong>g>customers</str<strong>on</strong>g> should be afforded<br />
a few extra privileges, in appreciati<strong>on</strong><br />
<str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g> their custom. Is being able to<br />
watch a football match <strong>on</strong> the screen <str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g><br />
their choice too much to ask? Apparently,<br />
in O’D<strong>on</strong>nell’s, it is.<br />
<strong>The</strong> <strong>Sentinel</strong> calls up<strong>on</strong> Mr. Dougherty<br />
to recognise and reward the loyalty his<br />
<str<strong>on</strong>g>customers</str<strong>on</strong>g> have shown his establishment<br />
over the years, by having the flexibility<br />
to show matches <strong>on</strong> the screen <str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g> their<br />
choice.<br />
Damage has been d<strong>on</strong>e to customer<br />
relati<strong>on</strong>s, but it is not too late to repair<br />
that damage. If Mr. Dougherty values his<br />
<str<strong>on</strong>g>customers</str<strong>on</strong>g> at all, he will rec<strong>on</strong>sider his<br />
positi<strong>on</strong>. If he does not, the glass, like the<br />
<str<strong>on</strong>g>pub</str<strong>on</strong>g>, will remain half empty.<br />
MY HAIRY<br />
BLACK ARSE!<br />
RIGHT,<br />
EVERYONE OUT!
Perspectives<br />
On life below sea level<br />
Name: Kim Chandler<br />
Nati<strong>on</strong>ality: Canadian<br />
Pr<str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g>essi<strong>on</strong>: Writer/Broadcaster/Performer<br />
How l<strong>on</strong>g have you now been living in NL (Amsterdam)<br />
and why did you choose to live here in<br />
the first place?<br />
I have lived in Amsterdam for seven years.<br />
I came here pretty much <strong>on</strong> a whim, from<br />
On the box<br />
Improv: it may be clever, but it ain’t funny<br />
Has any<strong>on</strong>e seen<br />
the Comedy Central<br />
News (CCN)<br />
<strong>on</strong> the Comedy<br />
Central channel?<br />
It’s awful! Fr<strong>on</strong>ted<br />
by Boom Chicago’s<br />
Greg Shapiro,<br />
whose name<br />
seems to be everywhere<br />
at the<br />
moment, it takes<br />
a ‘light-hearted’<br />
American view <strong>on</strong><br />
the Dutch news. Shapiro’s delivery is in Ed Winchester style (c<strong>on</strong>descending,<br />
for those unfamiliar with <strong>The</strong> Fast Show), interspersed<br />
with exaggeratedly pr<strong>on</strong>ounced Dutch words and phrases, over an<br />
almost c<strong>on</strong>stant laugh track. <strong>The</strong> odd mini-sketch is occasi<strong>on</strong>ally<br />
thrown in to illustrate an item, and they send a woman called Lauren<br />
Flans out <strong>on</strong>to the street to ask members <str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g> the <str<strong>on</strong>g>pub</str<strong>on</strong>g>lic inane<br />
questi<strong>on</strong>s, shout and generally be annoying.<br />
Coloph<strong>on</strong><br />
OPINION<br />
L<strong>on</strong>d<strong>on</strong>. I had met an elderly Dutch couple<br />
while I was <strong>on</strong> holiday, in Turkey. <strong>The</strong>y suggested<br />
that the Netherlands might be a<br />
‘good fit’ for me and that I should come<br />
over and try it. I did, it was, I moved.<br />
How different has the experience been, so far,<br />
compared to what you expected?<br />
I really had no expectati<strong>on</strong>s, so it was impossible<br />
to be disappointed. On the day I<br />
arrived I looked up and asked the city to ‘tell<br />
me’ that day whether it liked me or not. I<br />
had a great day, the city liked me. It has c<strong>on</strong>tinued<br />
to. I am still amazed that I have been<br />
able to do so much in a country where I do<br />
not speak the nati<strong>on</strong>al language!<br />
Do you think your choice <str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g> staying here has improved<br />
your pers<strong>on</strong>al circumstances, compared<br />
to what you could have been doing elsewhere?<br />
It’s apples and oranges. I’ve accomplished<br />
things here that amaze me; such as becoming<br />
the Chapter Leader <str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g> the Room to<br />
Read NL charity, hosting the English Breakfast<br />
radio show and becoming the Arts and<br />
Culture Editor <str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g> a nati<strong>on</strong>al newspaper; but<br />
who knows what other adventures I would<br />
have had, had I g<strong>on</strong>e somewhere else. I can<br />
say that I have absolutely no regrets about<br />
staying.<br />
Now that you have d<strong>on</strong>e it and keep doing it do<br />
you think you could easily live anywhere else? If<br />
<strong>The</strong> <strong>Sentinel</strong><br />
Editor - Gary Rudland; C<strong>on</strong>tributors - Dens<strong>on</strong> Pierre, Colin Bentley<br />
Design & Realisati<strong>on</strong> - De Eenzame Cowboys<br />
so where would you c<strong>on</strong>sider?<br />
Though things have changed, I still am treated<br />
like an adult who can make decisi<strong>on</strong>s for<br />
herself – for the most part – in this country.<br />
I am now a committed European, as well, so<br />
it would be difficult for me, in many ways,<br />
to leave Europe. Though it must be said, the<br />
weather here makes it a bit easier to envisage<br />
leaving the land <str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g> the ‘tall taal’. I love<br />
living in Europe where, much more so than<br />
in many other regi<strong>on</strong>s, the governments are<br />
scared <str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g> the people rather than the people<br />
being scared <str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g> the government. All that said,<br />
I l<strong>on</strong>g for warmer climes. And frankly, its just<br />
not as chilled here as it used to be – and<br />
I’m a relative newcomer! <strong>The</strong> c<strong>on</strong>structi<strong>on</strong><br />
noise and hassle is ridiculous, prices are rising<br />
steadily, and the weather blows! Despite<br />
their untimely exit from the Rugby World<br />
Cup, New Zealand has been ‘calling me’ for<br />
a while; but, you never know with me!<br />
What advice, if any, do you wish to pass <strong>on</strong> to<br />
those who are new to Amsterdam or c<strong>on</strong>sidering<br />
making their stay here more permanent?<br />
I would suggest, d<strong>on</strong>’t be like me – learn the<br />
language! Get yourself a good accountant,<br />
hang out with an equal number <str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g> cloggers<br />
and expats, find a ‘local’, wear layers, and<br />
leave your prec<strong>on</strong>cepti<strong>on</strong>s and your idiocies<br />
<str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g> bigotry at home!<br />
I believe it is a daily programme, which inevitably means that it<br />
is <strong>on</strong>e step removed from improvisati<strong>on</strong>, or ‘improv’, to give it its<br />
showbiz name. I’ve never been to Boom Chicago, precisely because<br />
I hate improv. If you can’t come up with decent sketches and jokes<br />
when you have all day, and possibly weeks, to write and rehearse,<br />
what chance do you stand <str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g> c<strong>on</strong>sistently coming up with anything<br />
funny <strong>on</strong> the spur <str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g> the moment? N<strong>on</strong>e, in my experience.<br />
I will admit that there is a uniqueness factor to improv: no two<br />
performances are ever the same, or so we are led to believe. Since<br />
very few people ever attend c<strong>on</strong>secutive performances, however,<br />
I w<strong>on</strong>der just how original the material is. I suspect that, instead<br />
<str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g> originality, improv actually tends to produce clichés, drawing <strong>on</strong><br />
a set <str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g> pre-c<strong>on</strong>ceived and tried <strong>on</strong>e-liners that can be adapted<br />
to various situati<strong>on</strong>s and are known to raise a titter - which goes<br />
against the whole c<strong>on</strong>cept <str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g> improvisati<strong>on</strong>.<br />
I will also c<strong>on</strong>cede that improv does involve a level <str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g> mental and<br />
verbal dexterity that is far bey<strong>on</strong>d most <str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g> us. It is clever, but being<br />
clever does not always equate with being funny. Even when it does<br />
work, improv in general, and CCN in particular, suffers from the<br />
blight <str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g> all its practiti<strong>on</strong>ers: smugness.<br />
Please send your c<strong>on</strong>tributi<strong>on</strong>s and/or comments to:<br />
sentinelpost@gmail.com
<strong>Sentinel</strong> SPORT<br />
Fantasy Football<br />
<strong>The</strong> C<strong>on</strong>tenders<br />
It has been a miserable week for English<br />
sport. <strong>The</strong> England football team snatched<br />
defeat from the jaws <str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g> victory in Moscow<br />
and now have <strong>on</strong>ly an outside chance <str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g><br />
qualifying for Euro 2008. <strong>The</strong> England rugby<br />
team remarkably made it to the World<br />
Cup final, but were again sec<strong>on</strong>d best to a<br />
fine South African team. And Lewis Hamilt<strong>on</strong><br />
missed out <strong>on</strong> the Formula 1 Champi<strong>on</strong>ship<br />
by a single point.<br />
N<strong>on</strong>e <str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g> this will have affected Eddy, however,<br />
whose beloved Manchester United<br />
trounced Ast<strong>on</strong> Villa 4-1 at Villa Park. Eddy<br />
was a revelati<strong>on</strong> in his rookie FFL seas<strong>on</strong>,<br />
finishing sec<strong>on</strong>d in the league and top <str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g><br />
the FFL Gold league, netting him a massive<br />
€ 650 in prize m<strong>on</strong>ey.<br />
This seas<strong>on</strong>, his Nuff Said team has just<br />
taken over the top spot, proving that last<br />
seas<strong>on</strong> was no flash in the pan. Heading<br />
into this week’s European fixtures, his<br />
<strong>The</strong> Gold Room<br />
Dens<strong>on</strong> Pierre summarises the latest<br />
developments in the 5% Fantasy<br />
Football Gold (FFG) competiti<strong>on</strong>.<br />
<strong>The</strong> pressures <str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g> writing in the throbbing<br />
financial centre <str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g> the South African ec<strong>on</strong>omy,<br />
over the dr<strong>on</strong>e <str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g> a police helicopter<br />
hovering outside in search <str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g> criminals, is<br />
nothing compared to the sense <str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g> emergency<br />
experienced by FFG managers over<br />
the past weekend. This provided a reality<br />
check for most managers, as the low scoring<br />
highlighted many competitors’ predictably<br />
flawed tactics, following an apparently<br />
spectacular start.<br />
Gijs Smeets’ scoring power has been<br />
slightly reduced and it seems that Torres<br />
will be key to his chances <str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g> leading us into<br />
the New Year. At a green and healthy score<br />
<str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g> 450 points, however, Taylor’s Hill have<br />
actually managed to maintain str<strong>on</strong>g lead.<br />
Sim<strong>on</strong> Owusu’s 389 points is a good tally<br />
but to arrive at this point, Ashley’s Young<br />
Ones have succumbed to a fantasy foot-<br />
team is as follows: Cech (Chelsea - £5.5m);<br />
Lescott (Evert<strong>on</strong> - £4.0m); Riise (Liverpool<br />
- £3.0m); Evra (Manchester United -<br />
£3.0m); Dunne (Manchester City - £4.5m);<br />
Rosicky (Arsenal - £4.5m); Fabregas<br />
ball form <str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g> early <strong>on</strong>set senile dementia.<br />
Mr Owusu has <strong>on</strong>ly two substituti<strong>on</strong>s remaining<br />
at this extremely early stage <str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g> the<br />
seas<strong>on</strong> and can safely be ruled out <str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g> the<br />
running for the elite prize in May 2008.<br />
Patrick Rogers and his Durty Deeds<br />
D<strong>on</strong>e Dirt Cheap squad have endured a<br />
slap in the face, having shown good c<strong>on</strong>sistency<br />
up to this point. <strong>The</strong> <strong>on</strong>ly reas<strong>on</strong> they<br />
have maintained positi<strong>on</strong> is that the teams<br />
immediately below them recorded equally<br />
abysmal scores. With 329 points, however,<br />
he is by no means D<strong>on</strong>e.<br />
Robbie Carter and his Stephen Hawkins’<br />
Football Boots managed to power<br />
their wheelchair up the table, despite a<br />
poor scoring week, which says more about<br />
the teams behind them than their own<br />
prowess. Richie Hilt<strong>on</strong>’s clinically obese<br />
Get <strong>The</strong> Pies In Wanderers also suffered<br />
from a shockingly low score: just 14<br />
points over the entire weekend, bringing<br />
his total to 308. With Gallas’ return and a<br />
(Arsenal - £5.5m); Joe Cole (Chelsea -<br />
£4.0m); Torres (Liverpool - £5.5m); Tevez<br />
(Manchester United - £5.0m); Keane (Tottenham<br />
- £5.0m).<br />
It is a very balanced team, with no highpriced<br />
superstars and <strong>on</strong>ly <strong>on</strong>e player not<br />
included in the European fixtures. Eddy<br />
has chosen high-flying Manchester City’s<br />
captain, David Dunne, over the more popular<br />
and less expensive Micah Richards.<br />
Time will tell whether City can maintain<br />
their current form. John Arne Riise, Joe<br />
Cole, Fernando Torres and possibly Tomas<br />
Rosicky could occasi<strong>on</strong>ally fall foul <str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g> rotati<strong>on</strong><br />
policies, but the rest <str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g> his team are<br />
almost certain starters, provided they remain<br />
injury free.<br />
Eddy has so far used <strong>on</strong>ly two <str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g> his 12<br />
subs for the seas<strong>on</strong> and his best buys include<br />
Lescott (63 points), Fabregas (94),<br />
Torres (72) and Keane (76).<br />
fistful <str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g> substituti<strong>on</strong>s at his disposal, however,<br />
Richie can look forward to deploying<br />
advanced tactics in the New Year.<br />
Eddy Mernagh has maybe had ‘Nuff Said<br />
to him about simple Man U mania not being<br />
enough to repeat the glory <str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g> last seas<strong>on</strong>.<br />
Perhaps new tactics are called for, as<br />
a tally <str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g> just 11 points over the weekend<br />
has reduced his fellow competitors’ sense<br />
<str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g> c<strong>on</strong>cern, for the time being. Points total<br />
299.<br />
Trinidad & Tobago managed a respectable<br />
score for the first time over the weekend,<br />
with Dens<strong>on</strong> Pierre’s tactical substituti<strong>on</strong>s<br />
providing the necessary boost. <strong>The</strong>se<br />
should keep the Tropicals competitive in<br />
the final third <str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g> the seas<strong>on</strong>, even if they<br />
are currently wallowing <strong>on</strong> 290 points.<br />
James Churchill has not yet rallied his<br />
Winst<strong>on</strong>’s Warriors to meet the threat<br />
<str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g> the teams above him. <strong>The</strong>y sit <strong>on</strong> a score<br />
<str<strong>on</strong>g>of</str<strong>on</strong>g> absolute 0 points and remain firm favourites<br />
for the wooden spo<strong>on</strong>.