Narration and Drama Script - Amazon S3

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(He does an about face and exits.) Of course, sweetheart! (Reporters pop
back up.)
Please hurry. I didn’t see her, but I could tell someone was watching me, and
I’m sure it was Mrs. Ripcroquette. She is such a pest! She’s always putting
her nose into our business.
I don’t think she’s a pest, Mom. What’s she done
Oh, she always has a better way to do everything. It doesn’t matter how hard
I work, she’s always criticizing me. She needs to keep her opinions to herself.
(Entering with armloads of shopping bags) Mom, where do you want all of
this stuff
Oh, anywhere. Just leave it all out.
Really
I’ve scheduled this afternoon to wrap it all.
Cool.
If we want a perfect Christmas, and we do, you must make a schedule and
stay on it. Believe me, you’re going to love me this Christmas.
You didn’t happen to see us on TV, did you
No, why Were you on TV What for
Oh, nothing, just checking.
(Confused) Okay.
SN Looks like you did a gnarly job of Christmas shopping. Way to go, Mrs. H.
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Thank you, Rodney... (Emily clears her throat) …I mean, Snake. Thanks,
Snake.
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