When Caitlin, 35, met Jilly, 73⦠- Press Awards
When Caitlin, 35, met Jilly, 73⦠- Press Awards
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PETER ROSENBAUM/SCOPE FEATURES<br />
a dinner party) to her first big novel, Riders.<br />
It was so risqué that her bank manager asked<br />
Leo, in horror, “How does <strong>Jilly</strong> know about<br />
such things?” “Showjumpers are not like<br />
this,” Horse & Hound thundered.<br />
“I read it now and my hair stands on end,”<br />
Cooper says, looking scandalised by herself<br />
– but also, to be fair, looking like she’s greatly<br />
enjoying being scandalised by herself as well.<br />
“Blowjobs! There’s blowjobs everywhere.<br />
I remember my editor saying: ‘Darling, do<br />
you think you should have this bit about<br />
sperm trickling down the thigh?’ I mean,<br />
it’s not nice. But we were in this little pocket<br />
– from the Sixties to the mid-Eighties – where<br />
people weren’t worried about sex. We had<br />
contraception, it was before Aids; it was joyful<br />
and exploratory. We were a young couple –<br />
the Coopers. We had a lot of people asking us<br />
to go to bed with them. Although we didn’t!”<br />
This can-do-you attitude feeds into the<br />
books, which – much like those of her rival of<br />
the time, Jackie Collins – are full of enjoyably<br />
diva-ish characters landing on the lawns of<br />
their mansions in helicopters, ordering crates<br />
of Dom Pérignon, then rutting all night long.<br />
Unlike Collins’, however, Cooper’s books<br />
are unmistakably British, and all the better<br />
for it: people crack puns mid-coitus, there<br />
are breathless descriptions of herbaceous<br />
borders and darling spaniels, and there’s an<br />
air of uplifting jolliness to the whole thing,<br />
which makes sex seem like a total hoot.<br />
Pre-internet, this was how most women<br />
of my generation learnt about sex. Get any<br />
group of thirtyso<strong>met</strong>hing women together<br />
now, and the chances are that, after a couple<br />
of cocktails, they can still quote the filthy bits<br />
from Riders, Rivals, Polo, The Man Who Made<br />
Husbands Jealous and Pandora word for word.<br />
Cooper’s Rutshire was the world we escaped<br />
to as teenagers. It was Sex Narnia. <strong>When</strong> I<br />
needed a nom de plume for writing, I named<br />
myself after one of the characters in Rivals, for<br />
goodness’ sake. Without Cooper, I would still<br />
be plain old Catherine Moran.<br />
It’s fitting, then, to discover why Cooper<br />
has such an affinity with the escapist desires<br />
of teenage girls: as a teenage girl, she had<br />
some escaping to do herself. Becoming<br />
distressed at the mention of it – her hands<br />
start to fly around, like birds – she mentions<br />
how terribly “anxious” her mother would<br />
get every time they had to move house to<br />
follow Cooper’s father from Army posting to<br />
posting. So<strong>met</strong>imes, her mother would have<br />
to “go away” for a while – to hospital – to<br />
recover. <strong>When</strong> Cooper went away herself,<br />
to an all-girls boarding school, she left<br />
early, having told her parents she was<br />
“dying of emotional anaemia”.<br />
I suspect it was around this time that<br />
Cooper began to develop her characteristic<br />
life-long cheerfulness, the kind of merriness<br />
<strong>Jilly</strong> and Leo still light<br />
up around each other.<br />
There’s a teenage air to<br />
their teasy conversations<br />
that has its roots in a steely determination not<br />
to give in to melancholy or despair, because<br />
the consequences of that are known all too<br />
well. I wonder if it’s also Cooper’s upbringing<br />
that triggered her other notable trait: an oftproclaimed<br />
unwillingness to be a writer.<br />
In a corner of the drawing room, on<br />
a chair, sits a rackety old manual typewriter<br />
called Monica. Cooper wrote every single<br />
one of her books on Monica, including her<br />
latest, Jump!. I ask her if she feels happiest<br />
behind her typewriter, in control of her<br />
world, as you would expect from someone<br />
who’s been writing for 41 years.<br />
“Goodness, no!” Cooper says, horrified.<br />
“I’m awful when I’m writing a book. My<br />
editors and agents are always so lovely, but<br />
I take for ever, and there’s always a point<br />
where I think I can’t finish it, and I stretch<br />
the deadline and stretch the deadline, and<br />
they worry they won’t ever see it at all,<br />
and I struggle terribly. Terribly.”<br />
She says she was forced to start writing<br />
Rivals “because we’d lost all our money.<br />
I was terribly worried about money”, and that<br />
she still writes now out of financial necessity:<br />
the upkeep of the house and, increasingly, the<br />
cost of care for Leo, who has Parkinson’s.<br />
I <strong>met</strong> Leo earlier. He has a nookish,<br />
book-lined office, cheerfully insists, “You must<br />
smoke if you want to smoke. I believe in that,”<br />
and has a wheelchair he lets me sit in while<br />
I drink my tea. He and Cooper are clearly<br />
very fond of each other – they still light up<br />
With Leo, her husband<br />
of 49 years, who now<br />
suffers from Parkinson’s<br />
The NOVELIST<br />
around each other, after 49 years of<br />
marriage, and there’s an almost teenage air<br />
to their teasy, nudging conversations. Cooper<br />
recently had a health setback herself: a<br />
stroke, although minor. As she perches on<br />
Leo’s desk, a small but still livid scar from<br />
a subsequent operation is apparent; the<br />
only visible consequence, it seems. One’s<br />
first instinct might be to pity this 73-yearold<br />
woman with a scar on her neck, still<br />
forced to write gigantic blockbuster novels<br />
in order to keep the family afloat.<br />
But as we repair to the kitchen, get stuck<br />
into the champagne and start a gossip session<br />
that is never less than 100 per cent libellous<br />
(“So has [big name Fleet Street columnist]<br />
gone completely mad? And you know, of<br />
course, that [huge political figure] was having<br />
an affair with [another huge political figure]?”),<br />
and Cooper talks about writing, and the<br />
media, with the passion of a master of<br />
her craft – someone with the whole awful,<br />
drunken, amazing, ridiculous industry in their<br />
blood – a suspicion starts to form in my mind.<br />
Finally – as we open the third bottle<br />
of wine, over the laughably untouched<br />
quiche and salad – I trot it out.<br />
“I think that, secretly, you’re glad your<br />
financial situation means you have to keep<br />
writing,” I say, unsteadily pushing my glass<br />
towards Cooper’s equally unsteady bottle.<br />
“Because if you didn’t have to write, you would<br />
never have had the excuse to go and lock<br />
yourself in your room with your typewriter<br />
in 1969, and just sit down and write. I think<br />
women writers almost always need an excuse<br />
to indulge in the selfishness of creativity.<br />
I think when you started, the only way<br />
you could ever have said, ‘Go away –<br />
Mummy has to write now,’ is if it were<br />
from dire financial need. And you still feel<br />
that you need that excuse now, even though<br />
you’re 73 and have sold 15 million books.”<br />
Cooper stares at me for a moment,<br />
wine-ishly. “You’re quite right,” she says,<br />
finally. “Brilliant. Brilliant. You’re quite right.<br />
It’s absolutely true about that, isn’t it? It is<br />
self-gratification, isn’t it? You’re so right.<br />
So right. More wine?”<br />
<strong>When</strong> I finally pour myself onto a train,<br />
an hour later, I spend the first half of the<br />
journey gloating that I’ve cracked the essential<br />
conundrum at the heart of one of my all-time<br />
heroes. God, I’m great. I’ve totally nailed it.<br />
Look at me, with my insights.<br />
Around Reading, however, it occurs to<br />
me that <strong>Jilly</strong> Cooper is so lovely, and was so<br />
tipsy, she would probably have said anything<br />
at that point to get me out of her kitchen. ■<br />
Jump! by <strong>Jilly</strong> Cooper is published by Bantam<br />
<strong>Press</strong> on Thursday and is available from The<br />
Times Bookshop priced £16.99 (RRP £18.99),<br />
free p&p: 0845 2712134; thetimes.co.uk/bookshop<br />
The Times Magazine 41<br />
11 September 2010<br />
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