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feature<br />

Author Perspectives<br />

Printz Award<br />

Honor Speech<br />

By John Green<br />

What you say is “Good morning,<br />

Hank. It’s Wednesday.” On<br />

three. One. Two. Three.<br />

I’d like to begin by thanking Tobin<br />

[M. T. Anderson] for his speech, and<br />

I would also like to thank him for my<br />

speech, since many of the ideas in it are<br />

stolen from him. So anyway, if I’m not<br />

good, it is Tobin’s fault.<br />

I am very grateful to be here tonight,<br />

and when people get extremely grateful,<br />

they can sometimes become gratuitously<br />

thank-you-ey. I figure the best way to do<br />

this is to dispense with them right away<br />

and to cover everything in less than one<br />

minute: I would like to thank the Printz<br />

committee for honoring Katherines and<br />

for all their hard work this past year. I’d<br />

also like to thank my wife, Sarah, who<br />

inspires everything I write; my fairy godmother,<br />

Ilene Cooper; writing partners<br />

Maureen Johnson and Emily Jenkins<br />

and Scott Westerfeld; and everyone at<br />

Booklist. Stephanie Lurie, Lara Phan,<br />

Allison Smith, and everyone at Dutton<br />

and Penguin believed from the beginning<br />

that this book had an audience despite its<br />

abundance of nonlinear equations. And<br />

speaking of those, I must also thank my<br />

friend Daniel Biss, who wrote the formulas<br />

in the book and also wrote the appendix,<br />

which I think is by far the best twelve<br />

pages in the entire novel and is probably<br />

the reason I am standing here today.<br />

Nothing I write would be possible without<br />

Julie Strauss-Gabel, who is the best editor<br />

and the best friend an author could ever<br />

ask for. Julie’s commitment to good literature<br />

for teenagers should be an inspiration<br />

to us all.<br />

An Abundance of Katherines began<br />

with my friend Hassan al-Rawas. Hassan<br />

now lives in Dubai, but he grew up in<br />

Kuwait near the Iraqi border, and for<br />

several years lived with me and two other<br />

friends in a small house on the north side<br />

of Chicago. During the invasion of Iraq in<br />

2003, Hassan and I watched TV pretty<br />

much constantly. Actually, we watched<br />

TV pretty much constantly regardless,<br />

but in those weeks, we watched a lot of<br />

war. I liked to watch CNN, because it<br />

features—you know—news, but Hassan<br />

always insisted on watching Fox, because<br />

his primary source of entertainment in<br />

those dark days was screaming at the<br />

television, and Fox makes for far better<br />

television-screaming material. I have never<br />

known anyone who screamed at the television<br />

with such charming vitriol, and it<br />

was a pleasure just to sit next to him and<br />

listen as, day in and day out, he eviscerated<br />

Shepherd Smith, whom Hassan referred<br />

to only as “Shithead McGee.”<br />

So two days after Baghdad fell,<br />

Shithead McGee was on the air talking<br />

about the anger on the Arab Street.<br />

Hassan was screaming that the Arab<br />

Street, whatever the hell that was, did not<br />

speak with a unified voice. And then new<br />

footage came in from Baghdad, and they<br />

played it while Mr. McGee, who was also<br />

watching it for the first time, spoke about<br />

it from New York. The camera panned<br />

across an Iraqi home that had plywood<br />

nailed to a damaged wall. On the plywood,<br />

there was menacing-looking graffiti in<br />

black Arabic script. Mr. McGee talked<br />

about the inborn rage of the Iraqi people,<br />

the hatred in their heart, and so on. And<br />

then Hassan started laughing.<br />

“What’s so funny?” I asked.<br />

“The graffiti,” he said.<br />

“What about it?” I asked.<br />

“It says ‘Happy Birthday, Sir, despite<br />

the circumstances.’”<br />

And that is where An Abundance of<br />

Katherines started for me, with Shithead<br />

McGee’s radical misapprehension of some<br />

Arabic graffiti. It was then that I started<br />

thinking about writing a Muslim character<br />

who, like my friend and the other<br />

<strong>American</strong> Muslims I know, is religious<br />

without being defined by his religiosity. It<br />

is possible in this nation to be Jewish and<br />

punk, or Christian and fond of modernist<br />

architecture, but it sometimes seems<br />

impossible to be Muslim and anything,<br />

because we think we know all what being<br />

a Muslim involves. And so Katherines<br />

started not with its main character, a<br />

washed-up child prodigy named Colin,<br />

but with Hassan. I decided then that I<br />

wanted to write a book wherein a guy’s<br />

Muslimness was not his defining character<br />

trait. I realize this is a lot of weight to put<br />

on a character who refers to his penis as<br />

Thunderstick, but such I suppose is the<br />

fate of the comic novelist.<br />

The problem on Fox News, and the<br />

problem in Katherines, and the problem<br />

in so many places, is one of narrative. Our<br />

brains like stories that make sense; they are<br />

easier to remember, easier to access, easier<br />

14 YALS | Young Adult <strong>Library</strong> Services | <strong>Fall</strong> <strong>2007</strong>

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