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School Of Unity: Why This Lone Dutch School Decided To Make Students Wear Uniforms Sat, April 4 th , 2015, 21:10 by Ricardo Kindt A school in the Netherlands called Grafisch Lyceum Rotterdam has come under fire when they presented their idea to instate a school uniform. School uniforms aren’t typically used in the Netherlands. Why the school has decided to go through with this idea was answered by one of the staff members Attie Kruijsse. The answer was pretty disturbing. “I was watching television and saw this cool thing about school uniforms. It was super cool. So I started talking to other staff members and we all pretty much agreed. It was totally radical and tubular. That’s what the cool kids say these days right?” UNIFORMS: YES OR NO? Send us your opinion at theheat.nl 8 More Schools To Follow Suit It seems this drastic action has not gone by unnoticed. Multiple schools across the Netherlands have reported looking into making uniforms a thing too! While schools can technically make up their own rules, parents and students are in a bind. Freedom of expression through clothes has always been regarded highly, so why the change? Grafisch Lyceum Rotterdam student Mitchell Wevers about the situation: “This isn’t, like, North Korea man. Or is it? Fuck it, I’m way too high for this shit.” It seems the students of Holland will have to deal with it.
Dutch Granny Busted For Selling 9 Space Cakes Tue, March 17, 2015 14:15pm EDT by Jill Algera 83-year-old granny Katrien Bel is one badass boss in Kralingse Veer, Rotterdam. Bel was originally charged in February after authorities found 45 pounds of hydroponically grown marijuana in her underwear drawer in her home. Those charges were withdrawn because the police officers who busted her home weren’t in possession of a search warrant. Authorities decided to continue their investigation, observing the granny closely. After nearly three weeks of observation, police had a strong enough case and busted the granny again: this time for selling space cakes in her ‘Hippy-Happy’ food truck. The observation didn’t only solve one case, as it solved two. Police finally discovered the reason for the increasing amount of accidents in and around Kralingse Veer, cause being Bel’s muffins. Rotterdam police and Cappelle police had been dealing with cases of disorientated individuals, public nudity, car accidents and violent panic attacks, ever since the end of December 2014. Police knew that the cause was consumption of illegal substances, but they couldn’t find out who or what was the source. The link between those cases and the charges made against Bel, was made by a police officer who consumed one of Bel´s best-selling muffins himself: ‘Blue Berry Highs’. He explained: “I had no idea it was a space cake. After eating the muffin everything went downhill and I ended up naked walking along the street. I only got to my senses when my colleagues picked me up. Pretty embarrassing.” Containing little over 2 ounces of marijuana per muffin, consumers felt the effects after half an hour. Katrien Bel stated she sold more than 100 pounds of marijuana in all of her baked goods. Her neighbour Jacques Vries said “She’s always happy, always chill, always puffing on those huge cigars and dancing in her backyard. I should have known she was on pot!”. Rotterdam police, who took the food truck in to custody, is figuring a way of destroying all the space cakes. Nanna Bel awaits trial at home, probably whilst having a cup of tea and eating a ‘Blue Berry High’ muffin.
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