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R a d i a l
You’ve Got To Have A Laugh !
Hum it...
A weary traveller stops at the only restaurant he can find open so
late, that's close to the highway, and the restaurant has a piano bar.
The music was too inviting to resist, and the traveller decided to take
supper in the area next to the piano. About half-way through his
supper, to the traveller’s amazement, 4 little alien creatures come out
from behind the piano and nonchalantly walk out the door. The
traveller, wanting to be sure that the creatures were part of the piano
player's act, asked "Do you know 4 alien creatures just walked out
from behind the piano?" Came the reply, "No, but if you'll hum a few
bars I'll try to pick it up."
Cereal.
Did you hear about the bizzare murder that happened in Fort
Lauderdale overnight? The body was discovered in a bath tub of milk
and sliced bananas. The police suspect a cereal killer.
Hmm!
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out
and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when
she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the
blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and
as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and
puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it." The
blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"
And On That Note!
That’s Shallot!
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