Mrs. Butler's Class Endangered Animals Magazine.pdf

Puzzles of Fun

Animal Jokes
BY: Emone Gober
BY: Kah’Marrien Bell
1. How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
A: Build a sty scraper
2. Why are teddy bears never hungry?
A: They are always stuffed
3. Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze
4. Why did the cat go to Minnesota?
A: To get mini sodas
5. What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?
A: take the words out Ove his mouth
6. What do you call a call a cold dog sitting on a
bunny?
A: A chili dog on a bun
7. Where did the sheep go on vacation?
A: the Baaaahamas
8. Why do pandas like old movies?
A: because they are black and white
9. What’s black and White and red all over?
A: A sunburnt zebra
10. What do you call a messy hippo?
A: HIPPOPOTA-MESS
1. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bull-dozer
2. What did the famer call the cow that had no milk?
A: An udder failure
3. Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers
4. What animal has more lives than a cat?
A: Frogs, they croak every night!
5. How do bees get to school?
A: By school buzz!
6. What do you call a bear with no ears?
a: “b!”
7. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because there was a KFC on the other side!
8. Why did the turkey cross the road?
a: to prove he Wasn’t chicken!
9. Where do polar bears vote?
A: The north poll
10. What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
A: Ouch!

Created By:
(Mrs. Butler’s 2014-2015 4 th Grade Writing Class)
Kamron Smith
Makayla Noland
Natalie Waldner
Kah’Marrien Bell
Christopher Miller
Devyn Cahoon
Tatiyanna Thompson
Deundrea Dale
Emone Gober