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The<br />
Cut<br />
Eleanor Barber<br />
Miss Baynes-Robinson<br />
Harry Bradley<br />
Patrick Coe<br />
Alexandra Cole<br />
Sonny da Silva Peters<br />
Polly Dawson<br />
Elena Ferretti<br />
Mati Ferretti<br />
Alex Foden<br />
Miss Foster<br />
Olivia Goldsmith<br />
James Frost<br />
Tom Irvine<br />
Sophie Lawns<br />
Miss Mardle<br />
Euan Mckenzie<br />
Emily Mitchell<br />
Maria Reed<br />
Beth Scahill<br />
Mr Tighe<br />
Josh Wright<br />
Rhiannon Wyard<br />
Rachael Vickery<br />
Raffy Zoio
Pointless Page not pointless<br />
0<br />
In this article, I will show you that technology can be<br />
absolutely pointless, but may still be useful.<br />
Whoever wrote this magazine certainly has a cruel tendency to shamelessly lie to their audience!<br />
The title given to nearly all of the articles in this publication are extremely misleading. Firstly, the socalled<br />
“Pointless Page” was not pointless at all! It is so difficult to find articles that gain the interest<br />
of those who enjoy reading more lacklustre works, such as I, so when I found the “Pointless” page, I<br />
decided to peruse this publication immediately. I was so excited to sit down with my new magazine,<br />
unscented cantles lit, mug of water at exactly 21 degrees in hand, ready to enjoy an evening of<br />
complete boring bliss! But then you lot at Snippet ruined it by making the Pointless Page interesting!<br />
I was gripped; it was awful!<br />
Let’s move onto the article about the Oculus Rift. As an avid speaker of many, many languages, I was<br />
rather interested in the article that featured the Latin word for eye, for it is such a fantastic dialect,<br />
that the promise of an entire article written about the optics was my idea of heaven! Imagine my<br />
disappointment then, when I learnt it was nothing but a stupid ‘video game’ component, obviously<br />
written in English.<br />
Perhaps I shouldn’t have picked up the technology issue.<br />
However, I am giving this publication one star, because I found the article about that poor person<br />
who shared my fear of technology very similar to my own experiences and almost, almost enjoyable.<br />
For just £80 you can have a small bionic bird of<br />
your own and control it from your smartphone. It<br />
has a foam body, a carbon fibre tail and wings, and<br />
it flies just like a real bird by flapping them really<br />
fast. It even comes with a Turbo-Charge egg.<br />
Apparently, real birds are attracted to it.<br />
Hydro-tech says that these air<br />
conditioned shoes will help to put<br />
freshness back into your step and<br />
are excellent for those with smelly<br />
feet. The shoes however seem to<br />
be no more than standard shoes<br />
with holes in them. The company<br />
says they have unique filter<br />
technology and they can be<br />
purchased from Fancy.com for<br />
£45.<br />
The age of the robot servant starts now.<br />
Budgee is designed to carry your bags and<br />
follow you at a distance of your choosing.<br />
You can control it using your smartphone<br />
or tablet and there’s an off switch on its<br />
head. It’s also supposed to be able to avoid<br />
obstacles, carry up to 50lbs and move at<br />
four miles per hour. At £900 you can<br />
customize its eye colour and voice tracks.<br />
Snippet– <strong>Issue</strong> 1– Snippet– <strong>Issue</strong> 2 Snippet– <strong>Issue</strong><br />
3– Fear
Snippet – page 1<br />
Editor’s Note<br />
Snippet – page 2<br />
Contents Page<br />
Snippet – page 3<br />
The Apple Watch<br />
Snippet – page 4<br />
The Apple Watch<br />
Snippet – page 5<br />
The Effect of <strong>Technology</strong> on the Media<br />
Snippet – page 6<br />
The Effect of <strong>Technology</strong> on the Media<br />
Snippet – page 7<br />
Democracy: UK-Style<br />
Snippet – page 8<br />
Democracy: UK-Style<br />
Snippet – page 9<br />
Beats and Blockbusters<br />
Snippet – page 10<br />
Beats and Blockbusters<br />
Snippet – page 11<br />
Ada Lovelace<br />
Snippet – page 12<br />
Ada Lovelace<br />
Snippet – page 13<br />
Ada Lovelace<br />
Snippet – page 14<br />
Ada Lovelace<br />
Snippet – page 15<br />
Google Easter Eggs<br />
Snippet – page 17<br />
Rules for Mr Hermit<br />
Snippet – page 18<br />
Rules for Mr Hermit<br />
Snippet – page 19<br />
Dingbats<br />
Snippet – page 20<br />
Dingbats<br />
Snippet – page 21<br />
Watching– a short story<br />
Snippet – page 22<br />
Watching– a short story<br />
Snippet – page 23<br />
The Word<br />
Snippet – page 24<br />
Would you rather?<br />
Snippet – page 25<br />
Bike <strong>Technology</strong><br />
Snippet – page 26<br />
Bike <strong>Technology</strong><br />
Snippet – page 27<br />
Bike <strong>Technology</strong><br />
Snippet – page 28<br />
Bike <strong>Technology</strong><br />
Snippet – page 29<br />
Life Hacks<br />
Snippet – page 30<br />
Dive Computers<br />
Snippet – page 31<br />
Perfect Playoffs?<br />
Snippet – page 32<br />
Perfect Playoffs?<br />
Snippet – page 33<br />
Ipswich vs Norwich<br />
Snippet – page 34<br />
Pointless <strong>Technology</strong><br />
Snippet – page 35<br />
The Cut
Apple Watch<br />
Apple’s latest creation, the<br />
Apple Watch, gives us a chance to<br />
experience the most enhanced<br />
watch ever. To make the best use<br />
of its size and location on your wrist,<br />
Apple Watch has all-new<br />
interactions and technologies. They<br />
let you do familiar things more<br />
quickly and conveniently, as well as<br />
some things that simply weren’t<br />
possible before. So using the Apple<br />
Watch is a whole new experience;<br />
one that’s more personal than ever<br />
before.<br />
High-quality watches have long<br />
been defined by their ability to<br />
keep unfailingly accurate time,<br />
and Apple Watch is no exception. In conjunction with your iPhone, it<br />
keeps time within 50 milliseconds of the definitive global time standard. It<br />
even lets you customise your watch face to present time in a more<br />
meaningful, personal context that’s relevant to your life and schedule.<br />
Apple Watch makes all the different ways you’re used to<br />
communicating more convenient. As it sits on your wrist, it can add a<br />
physical dimension to alerts and notifications. For example, you’ll feel a<br />
gentle tap with each incoming message. Apple Watch also lets you<br />
connect with your favourite people in fun, spontaneous ways — like<br />
sending a tap, a sketch or even your heartbeat. Apple Watch gives you<br />
a complete picture of your all-day activity. The three rings of the Activity<br />
app show your daily progress and help motivate you to sit less, move<br />
more and get some exercise. It’s also an advanced sports watch, giving<br />
you real-time stats for a variety of the most popular workouts. Over time,<br />
Apple Watch learns your activity and fitness levels. It uses that information<br />
recently relegated side outside the<br />
play offs, but since Neil Adams<br />
resigned as manger and the<br />
relatively unknown Alex Neil was<br />
brought in they have been the<br />
best side in the league.<br />
Ipswich, unfortunately have<br />
not had the best of time in the<br />
East Anglian Derby so far this<br />
season. Two losses left Town fans<br />
questioning if they really had the<br />
quality to push on this season.<br />
Despite the crushing defeats,<br />
Town have come back strong each<br />
time in a style typical of Mick<br />
McCarthy’s hardworking side. In<br />
both games however, Ipswich had<br />
big chances to level the score that<br />
strikers Daryl Murphy and<br />
Freddie Sears would normally<br />
have taken. Town have also had to<br />
play the derby at times of the<br />
season where they were in bad<br />
form and Norwich in good form.<br />
Had they played in the period<br />
before Christmas, the “in form”<br />
Town team would have really<br />
fancied their chances against a<br />
plummeting Norwich. Ipswich<br />
will know, despite the poor recent<br />
record against Norwich, that<br />
playing at the top of their game<br />
with the Ipswich faithful behind<br />
them, they stand a very good<br />
chance of a good result.<br />
Alex Neil<br />
(Norwich Manager)<br />
Sadly, since this was written,<br />
Norwich went on to win over<br />
two legs and to move up a division<br />
to play in the Barclay’s<br />
Premier League. We wish them<br />
every success next year.
Perfect<br />
Playoffs?<br />
Mick McCarthy<br />
(Ipswich Manager<br />
They are back, finally back in the<br />
play offs. After 10 long years<br />
away, Ipswich Town are back in<br />
football’s most exciting games.<br />
They are just three games away<br />
from reaching the world’s richest<br />
league. Standing in their way first<br />
however, is two games against the<br />
Championship’s best team since<br />
Christmas; local rivals Norwich<br />
City, who Town have not beaten<br />
for six years.<br />
It will be the biggest derby in<br />
30 years. With not only the title<br />
of pride of Anglia at stake, the<br />
reward is even bigger: a trip to<br />
Wembley and a chance of<br />
football’s most lucrative prize.<br />
It was a fantastic first half of<br />
the season for Ipswich, which had<br />
many Town fans dreaming of<br />
automatic promotion but they put<br />
their season in danger of fizzling<br />
out with a poor second half of<br />
the season. However, Town came<br />
back strong in the last few games<br />
of the season and managed to<br />
claw themselves back into the<br />
sixth playoff spot.<br />
Norwich meanwhile have also<br />
had a season of two halves; it was<br />
an awful first half which saw the<br />
to improve the accuracy of your measurements and suggest personalised<br />
all-day activity goals. It even provides custom reminders to encourage you<br />
to achieve them.<br />
There are three different types of Apple Watch: the normal “Apple<br />
Watch”, the “sport” Apple Watch and the “edition Apple Watch. Prices<br />
vary from £500 to up to £15,000 for an eighteen carat gold watch! Why<br />
would someone want to spend that much money on a watch? Referring<br />
back to the physical dimension of the Apple Watch, of which you can tap<br />
your watch to notify your friend that you need/want them: how are you<br />
going to call them? Calling someone with Apple Watch will look very<br />
awkward, even with earphones/headphones.<br />
A very big downside about the Apple Watch is that it has to be<br />
connected to an iPhone for it to work which means it can’t work<br />
independently. When did the expectations for a watch become so high?<br />
So should you buy an Apple Watch? Should you waste up to £15,000 on a<br />
watch which you could probably get for a pound at a car boot sale?<br />
Personally, I think the Apple Watch is an absolute waste of money for<br />
something which is supposed to tell the time. Who is going to care if you<br />
can get the precise time? But it’s up to you whether you think the Apple<br />
Watch is a good spend or not. The Apple Watch could be a revolutionary<br />
step for technology or a terrible fail.
Both media and technology have grown substantially in recent years.<br />
New types of technology, such as radio broadcasting and the invention<br />
of social media, have advanced the capabilities of the media. The ways<br />
in which news is distributed has also greatly changed over the past decade.<br />
The spurt of new technology has had a huge influence on our generation.<br />
The last century began with newspapers, which were the main<br />
source of news, and to think, creating newspapers wouldn’t have been<br />
possible without the invention of the printing press, many years beforehand.<br />
Gradually, news has evolved alongside the peak of technological advancement,<br />
updating itself to give the widest coverage of news and the<br />
most availability. With the invention of the radio in the last century,<br />
news was able to be broadcasted allowing more people to listen to it.<br />
This was particularly relevant in the Second World War, when the English<br />
prime minister, Neville Chamberlain, announced to England that<br />
they were at war with Germany.<br />
The invention of television has also opened up many fronts for news<br />
broadcasting. Now, television has almost completely eclipsed radio. Almost<br />
all of us own a television, whether it is a high definition 40inch<br />
flatscreen or a 3D television.<br />
A dive computer is a piece of equipment that can tell<br />
you different pieces of information; some of these are very<br />
important. They can tell you things such as your depth,<br />
your pressure group and the amount of time you have<br />
been diving for. They are used so that a diver can safely<br />
ascend from a dive to make sure they don’t get<br />
Decompression Sickness (DCS) more commonly known as The<br />
Bends.<br />
There are two types of dive computers: the watch type and the<br />
console type. The watch type is worn as a watch and some of these<br />
have a watch feature so you can wear this while not diving. The<br />
console replaces your pressure gage (the thing that tells you how<br />
much air you have left) so this one is guaranteed to have the ability<br />
to tell you how much air you have left.<br />
Dive computers are very useful but they are not necessary for<br />
diving. They are very helpful but you could just use a<br />
dive table, which tells you how long you can spend<br />
underwater when diving. The computer recalculates the<br />
information whereas the dive table doesn’t.<br />
Dive computers can vary in price. Cheap ones can<br />
cost around £100 but some can be as expensive<br />
as £7000. When buying a dive computer you<br />
need to consider things like how much you will<br />
use it and where you intend to use it. The depth<br />
you plan to take it down to is also an important<br />
factor to consider because of the pressure of<br />
the water.
The news is very accessible with the addition of television; there<br />
are a large number of news stations on television, even more if<br />
you have a TV package like Sky. News programmes are placed at<br />
convenient times for people who are watching TV. One prime<br />
spot for news is after soaps, such as EastEnders or Coronation<br />
Street. This is one of the many reasons why people watch it.<br />
The addition of social media into our society has changed the<br />
way news can spread information and the way people can share<br />
ideas. Although many post what happens in their everyday lives,<br />
lots of people post opinions or facts about things which others<br />
can receive.<br />
.<br />
The internet as a whole has become a massive collection of information<br />
in itself. It is a bustling hub for the latest news, as all of<br />
the major news outlets have their own websites. The internet is<br />
probably the largest source of information. 50 years ago, if you<br />
wanted to know an answer to a question, you’d ask someone or<br />
look it up in a book. Now, you can simply type it into Google and<br />
the answer is there before your eyes.<br />
The way people share information has changed extremely rapidly<br />
over the last century, interlinking with the great advancement of<br />
technology.
1890<br />
The Pneumatic Tyre<br />
Sorry, we’re<br />
CLOSED<br />
30th March: |Parliament was dissolved<br />
(closed).<br />
The MPs returned home. Some<br />
tried to win their seat again and<br />
some did not.<br />
When John Boyd Dunlop wanted to improve his son’s tricycle, he decided to curve a<br />
rubber tube, filled with air, around the wheels. This simple idea required very modern<br />
technology from the time, such as the vulcanisation of rubber. This process was used to<br />
make soft, natural rubber into a harder wearing tougher material. Dunlop realised that his<br />
new tyre went faster than the old metal wheel, and it absorbed the impact of lumps and<br />
bumps on the ground.<br />
Bike Joke No.1<br />
What’s the hardest part of learning to cycle?<br />
The Pavement!<br />
Bike Joke No.2<br />
Why couldn't Cinderella win the bike race?<br />
Because she had a pumpkin for a coach!<br />
Polling station<br />
open<br />
Candidates battled it out in<br />
their area, meeting local people<br />
and handing out leaflets to try<br />
and gain support. Competition<br />
was huge,. However in most<br />
seats, the same party wins every<br />
election, so many candidates<br />
knew they were going to lose.<br />
On the 7th of May, Polling<br />
Stations opened and anyone<br />
above the age of 18 (who isn’t<br />
in prison) were allowed to vote<br />
Overnight the votes were<br />
counted and the candidate with<br />
the most votes won in each<br />
constituency. This system is<br />
called ‘first past the post’. Some<br />
people believe that this is<br />
disproportionate because<br />
everyone’s votes that support a<br />
losing candidate count for<br />
nothing.<br />
2000<br />
Carbon nanotube technology<br />
New biking tech has often first been tested on the race track. Both the Dunlop tyre and<br />
the carbon nanotube technology were tested this way. The Tour de France is the most<br />
famous cycling race in the world and the most prestigious, so when the winning bike of<br />
2006 used carbon nanotubes in its design, this was a big event for the technology. In this<br />
case, however, the nanotubes were used as an additive to strengthen carbon fibre<br />
material. The future holds many more possibilities for this material.<br />
Carbon nanotubes are really thin tubes made only out of carbon atoms. Their walls are<br />
single-atom-thick structures, which appear to look like rolled up chicken wire. This<br />
makes them have many interesting properties. For instance, they can conduct electricity<br />
along one tube, but not between tubes; they are flexible and they are really strong.<br />
Carbon Nano-tubes are probably around 10 to 20 times as strong as the best carbon<br />
fibre materials. When included in a bike frame, the designer can choose where to have<br />
the most strength, which means they can save weight for a faster bike. The other uses of<br />
carbon nanotubes (see left) are even more exciting.<br />
Already, a carbon nanotube computer has been made, so who knows what the future will<br />
hold? Could you be taking a ride on a nanotube space elevator in years to come? Whatever<br />
happens, there will always be some tech to add to the bike.<br />
So, whether you like bumping down a mountain, doing tricks in the<br />
local skate park or racing along a country lane, remember the<br />
significance of that humble piece of technology. Remember that life<br />
would be quite different without bikes.
1890<br />
Women’s Rights<br />
The eccentric<br />
Victorian’s dream:<br />
bicycles in every<br />
possible design.<br />
Nanotube uses:<br />
Women had traditionally been consigned to stay at home during this time. They<br />
were not expected to consider having a job at all. Bicycles, however, improved their<br />
mobility, enabling them to widen their horizons. This kick started a new fashion craze of<br />
bloomers (billowy trousers) which were preferable to skirts when pedalling around. In fact,<br />
they were probably preferable to skirts in all of day-to-day life, making many tasks easier.<br />
The very idea of wearing clothes for comfort and easier lifestyle was new at this<br />
time. Women’s rights would never have been the same without bikes.<br />
<br />
<br />
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<br />
<br />
Conductive<br />
plastics<br />
New fabrics<br />
Better<br />
batteries<br />
Biosensors<br />
RADAR<br />
invisible<br />
objects<br />
The general election is over now.<br />
The word “democracy” has been thrown around like<br />
confetti at a wedding. Democracy is not an eternal truth.<br />
It is the right of the people to decide how their country is<br />
run and should not be taken for granted. The system that<br />
we use in our country enables us to call this country<br />
democratic. However, like any other system, it has benefits<br />
and flaws.<br />
If the conservatives won<br />
a majority (over 326<br />
seats)<br />
The queen invited them to<br />
form a government.<br />
Parliament can now reopen<br />
with the government<br />
running the country. All of<br />
the MPs, who are not part<br />
of the successful party, can<br />
still have their say over<br />
what the government does<br />
in the House of Commons.<br />
If no parties had won a clear majority…(three options)<br />
Negotiations would have<br />
taken place between the<br />
parties to try and form a<br />
coalition. Two or more<br />
parties would have made a<br />
deal that they would always<br />
vote for each other in the<br />
House of Commons.<br />
One party could have<br />
formed a minority<br />
government. However, if<br />
they had tried to pass a law<br />
they could have been<br />
forced not to by losing a<br />
vote in the House of<br />
Commons.<br />
Or, if none of that worked, a repeat general election<br />
would have been held—and the fun would be repeated all<br />
over again!<br />
David Cameron continues to be the Prime Minister who can appoint Ministers of<br />
State, for example the Foreign Secretary who looks after UK Foreign Affairs. The<br />
MPs vote on bills, deciding whether they become new laws or not.
This issue our theme is<br />
technology. Technically all music<br />
and films are technology!<br />
However I’m going to talk about<br />
the technology that has shaped<br />
music and films. Also I’m going to<br />
talk about some new films coming<br />
out this month.<br />
Beats<br />
So in Beats I’m going to talk about<br />
the technology that has changed<br />
music completely. Two such<br />
inventions are ‘computer beats’, or<br />
synthesisers, as well as auto tune.<br />
Auto tune is quite a controversial<br />
invention as the software in it<br />
disguises or corrects any off-key<br />
vocals on the track. It is criticised as it<br />
is seen by some artists to be cheating,<br />
as it is not your own talent; you are<br />
using but a machine. Lady Gaga and<br />
even Maroon 5 use this highly<br />
controversial software to produce<br />
some of their catchiest songs; if you<br />
don’t believe me listen to the words<br />
in Maroon 5’s ‘She Will Be Loved’<br />
rain and smile. For Lady Gaga, well<br />
just listen to pretty much any song of<br />
hers.<br />
Will.i.am<br />
Talking of musicians, some use<br />
computer software to make their<br />
music, none are more well-known<br />
than will.i.am. He uses synthesisers<br />
to create his music, which is a loud<br />
catchy electro-pop beat. This music<br />
has led to his string of hits, most<br />
recently ‘It’s My Birthday’. A<br />
producer who has worked with some<br />
People were sick of often poorly balanced riders crashing, so a fine was established for<br />
anyone using them on the pavement. However it didn’t take much imagination before some<br />
pedals were attached to the wheels. It did take a large amount of courage and a long wait<br />
for improved road surfaces though.<br />
1858<br />
Appearing in the 1860s the Bone Shaker<br />
had pedals, but lacked a chain or any<br />
gears. It must have taken someone truly<br />
brave (or just plain stupid) to venture<br />
out on cobbled streets on one of these<br />
primitive wooden machines. With a<br />
wooden frame, no tyres and primitive<br />
breaks, they do look very similar to<br />
modern bikes. However, the next turn<br />
on the wheel of history made cycling a<br />
popular venture among more people<br />
than ever before!<br />
1872<br />
Penny Farthings used the principle that<br />
larger wheels go further in one rotation,<br />
b e c a u s e t h e y h a v e a l a r g e r<br />
circumference. In the 1870s the front<br />
wheels of bikes grew and grew until you<br />
would have to be an acrobat to achieve<br />
the feat of scaling them.<br />
1876<br />
Bicycle chains, gears and cogs consigned Penny Farthings to history. Over the next<br />
couple of decades many other improvements were made, getting to the bikes that we<br />
would recognise today. Bikes have been at the forefront of new technology for many<br />
years. In the late 1800s, pneumatic tyres (where the tyre is filled with air) were the new<br />
innovation to improve cycling. Now, carbon nanotubes may make bikes even lighter,<br />
stronger and faster.<br />
There was a craze of bike-buying in the 1890s when ‘safety’ bikes were invented. Now<br />
most people could actually get on their bike. Riding was more stable and much easier.
1418<br />
Many people own a bike. While fancy cars and motorcycles are often described<br />
as the height of modern industry, bicycles are often ignored in their technological<br />
prowess. In fact, the history of these useful machines is a long and interesting one.<br />
For at least the last century, the ability to travel far with just human power has brought<br />
liberty to the masses. These machines helped kick-start the Women’s Rights<br />
Movement and changed fashion to become more practical. The future of bikes looks<br />
bright too. Carbon fibre technology is making them lighter and stronger, however this<br />
comes with a heavy price tag.<br />
Who Invented the Bike?<br />
Surprisingly for a machine with such a<br />
simple concept, no-one really invented<br />
the bike. Bikes evolved through time<br />
starting in 1418 with Italian engineer,<br />
Giovanni Fontana.<br />
Seeing as there is no clear contender for<br />
the very first bicycle, the first humanpowered<br />
vehicle seems a good place to<br />
start. Fontana’s strange creation involved<br />
four wheels with gears turned by the<br />
movement of a circular rope.<br />
Unfortunately, no improvements were<br />
made on this cumbersome design for<br />
around 400 years, probably due to<br />
terrible road conditions and a lack of<br />
interest in human-powered free<br />
movement. Weren’t they a lazy bunch!<br />
1817<br />
The next step in the history of cycling<br />
was powered by running, rather than<br />
pedalling. Can you imagine the centre of<br />
eighteenth century London being<br />
crossed by people sitting on these<br />
Hobby Horses as they were colloquially<br />
known. Pootling along an unsuspecting<br />
pavement would have been someone,<br />
usually a well-to-do young man, sitting<br />
on what can only be described as two<br />
wheels and a seat. They would then be<br />
required to push themselves along in<br />
some sort of treadmill-like motion. It<br />
wasn’t long, however, until the strange<br />
fad fell out of popularity. I wonder why?<br />
of the biggest names right now and<br />
helps launch the careers of other<br />
musicians while producing a catchy<br />
pop sound: 9/10!<br />
Blockbusters<br />
One of my favourite films right now<br />
is the incredible ‘Now You See Me’.<br />
This film is about a group of four<br />
street magicians who are summoned<br />
together by a set of mysterious cards,<br />
one year later they perform their first<br />
show together as the Four<br />
Horsemen. During the show they<br />
appear to rob a bank and the<br />
audience frantically grabs the money<br />
falling from the celling. This grabs<br />
the attention of the FBI who send<br />
their agent Dylan Rhodes to<br />
apprehend the Horsemen, who are<br />
arrested but are released due to the<br />
lack of evidence. Their next show<br />
involves another robbery, but Rhodes<br />
starts to suspect that there is a Fifth<br />
Horseman. This mystery is kept<br />
going until the very end, which I<br />
couldn’t see coming. Intrigue and<br />
some spectacular magic tricks: 10/10!<br />
Another film that is out right now is<br />
‘The Theory of Everything’ which<br />
stars Eddie Redmayne as Stephen<br />
Hawking. The film tells the<br />
sometimes sad but romantic true<br />
story of Stephen falling in love with<br />
Jane Wilde and how his disability<br />
occurs. However this is a true story<br />
and that is possibly what makes it<br />
such an emotional film. A beautiful<br />
yet poignant film: 8/10!
That all wars end?<br />
Or<br />
Everyone has a proper home?<br />
The Antikythera mechanism is a device that ancient Greek scientists<br />
used for predicting astronomical data. For example, they used it to predict<br />
the whereabouts of the moon, the sun and the five planets that the<br />
ancient Greeks knew about, or even solar and lunar eclipses.<br />
This mechanism was recovered from the Antikythera shipwreck, off the<br />
Greek island Antikythera. This wreck was a treasure trove of artefacts<br />
that were mostly still intact and are now being stored in various museums.<br />
After 2000 years under water, the Antikythera mechanism began to<br />
disintegrate as soon as it was brought to the surface.<br />
The Antikythera mechanism was designed and constructed by ancient<br />
Greek scientists and is thought to be dated back to either between 150<br />
to 100 BC or 205 BC. Professionals were amazed by how advanced the<br />
technology was. Unfortunately, the knowledge used for this kind of device<br />
was lost and artefacts of this complexity and workmanship didn’t<br />
appear again until the 14 th century.<br />
The mechanism was housed in a wooden box measuring 340 x 180 x 90<br />
mm and was made of at least 30 bronze gears, the largest of which was<br />
140 mm in diameter and had 223 teeth. The device was found in 82 separate<br />
fragments; only seven of these contained gears or significant inscriptions.<br />
Hey …. Hi<br />
Hey …. Hi<br />
How are you<br />
How are you<br />
Hey …. Hi<br />
How are you Hey …. Hi<br />
How are you<br />
Never use your mobile again?<br />
Or<br />
Never laugh again?<br />
Pay a lot of money for any medication you need?<br />
Or<br />
Never watch TV again?<br />
Live a life of luxury with your family and friends and have everything you<br />
ever wanted whilst the rest of the earth had nothing?<br />
Or<br />
Everyone except you could be cured from Diabetes?<br />
Transport having never been invented?<br />
Or<br />
That obesity is not a problem?<br />
Phones were never invented?<br />
Or<br />
Hospitals were never invented?<br />
Constantly receive texts (even at night) with the sound on full volume?<br />
Or<br />
Never get any at all?<br />
Have access to transport?<br />
Or<br />
Have access to education?<br />
Never eat chocolate again?<br />
Or<br />
Never use social networking again?
Can’t sleep, ruminating<br />
on decisions I made<br />
In Skyrim!<br />
When you hear the words<br />
‘computer programmer’ your<br />
mind probably jumps to the image<br />
of a nerd in a Batman t-shirt,<br />
cursing under his breath about<br />
unbearable URLs or cantankerous<br />
codes, when in reality, the one that<br />
started this all was so different to<br />
this.<br />
Ada Lovelace, real name<br />
Augusta Ada Byron, was the daughter of the renowned<br />
poet Lord Byron. However, she barely knew him<br />
because she was raised<br />
single-handedly by her<br />
mother, Anne Isabella<br />
Byron, and she died<br />
when she was nine. Born<br />
in 1815, she lived in a<br />
world without flight,<br />
computers or the<br />
internet.<br />
Young Ada was very<br />
inquisitive. Illness<br />
plagued her childhood;
at one point she was paralysed by measles. Despite<br />
this, at age twelve she became very interested in flight.<br />
But this was no ordinary, childhood interest in flying<br />
things, like fairies and pixies; Ada was scientific. The<br />
detail that she put into methodically planning a<br />
realistic way to fly showcased her mathematical and<br />
technological skills. From looking into the anatomy of<br />
birds to work out proportion, to investigating the best<br />
materials to make wings, her curiosity had no limits.<br />
Comparing this bookish, ailing child to her teenage<br />
self makes it hard to believe they are really the same<br />
person. A scandalous affair with her tutor that led to<br />
an attempted elopement signalled that when Ada<br />
would eventually graduate to adult society, she would<br />
cause quite a stir. Her intelligence combined with her<br />
enthusiasm for dancing resulted in many admirers.<br />
So what exactly did she do to become the first<br />
computer programmer?<br />
Charles Babbage, an English mathematician, was<br />
developing a ‘difference machine’ (a machine<br />
designed to produce error free mathematical tables)<br />
when he met Ada. Unfortunately, his machine wasn’t<br />
built until after he finished developing it due to lack of<br />
funds, so he began working on an analytical machine,<br />
an all-purpose contraption. Both machines interested<br />
Ada, and the two began conferring.<br />
In 1842, Babbage gave a lecture at the University of<br />
Turin on his analytical machine. Luigi Menabrea then<br />
I stumbled onto a nearby table enveloped by deep red<br />
cloth; the corner jutted sharply into my hip and I fell to my<br />
knees. My cheeks flushed with embarrassment at my ridiculous<br />
fall as I scrambled to push my body off the floor. My<br />
slender fingers touched something; a glancing caress before I<br />
clutched it tightly, bringing it towards me.<br />
I looked with intrigue at the novel which I now held to<br />
my chest. A large eye was depicted upon the purple cover.<br />
The massive iris held a cold glare in a swirling variety of<br />
blues and greys, all of which seemed sufficiently aggressive<br />
for those who stared at the book to be startled and thus, unwilling<br />
to purchase.<br />
Yet I decided to purchase it, out of insatiable curiosity…?<br />
Upon arriving home, I laid back on my bed, my entire<br />
body feeling as heavy as a long deceased carcass. The bedroom<br />
was dimly lit, with a singular lamp contorted to face<br />
the white ceiling in a corner. I began to study the oddly beguiling<br />
eye once more, running my slender fingers across it<br />
as though trying to bring the item to life. There was a slight<br />
change in material, a sudden smooth area deeply embedded<br />
in the staring pupil, strange against the rough exterior of<br />
the novel. I tried to focus in the gloom of the eerily silent<br />
room but to no avail. The silence became deafening. I needed<br />
to get out…<br />
My scrambling appendages finally made their frantic<br />
way to the icy light switch and my body slid down the dismal<br />
wall. I shook with virulent sobs as I hunched over to examine<br />
the book. The eye seemed to grow and stare with the<br />
loathing as I stabbed the sliver of a silver blade directly into<br />
my eternal pupil. Crack! A hollow noise sounded in between<br />
the heavy beating of my irrational, impetuous heart before<br />
the mocking tinkle of shattering glass. I wrenched something<br />
out, the unrestrained tears burned.<br />
A camera…
They were watching me. They’re always watching<br />
me. I can never escape. I see them everywhere; no<br />
escape…<br />
The bookshop was radiant, extraordinary. Honey-wood<br />
beams crowded the golden ceiling, emitting transience<br />
through the open skylights. A large ladder leant idly against<br />
a bookshelf, smiled slyly as it tripped the public up as they<br />
meandered their casual way through the peaceful shop. Dust<br />
obscured many of the novels which lay lonely on the shelves<br />
with pleading eyes.<br />
I took a deep breath and staggered forward through the<br />
crowded shop, impatiently shoving those who came within<br />
the radius of my sharp elbows.<br />
Slam! A remarkably tall and sinewy gentleman shoved<br />
into my shoulder, pushing me backwards slightly. His attire<br />
was extremely peculiar as his form was cloaked in a coat<br />
which seemed to drown his wiry body in darkness. His alabaster<br />
face, from what I could see, had sharp cheekbones like<br />
deep gashes in his hollow countenance and shadows like ink<br />
drops spread around his eyes and flitted across his features.<br />
His hair was dark and curled and was, in fact, the only part<br />
of him which appeared even remotely alive. His forehead was<br />
not visible from beneath the brim of the black pin-striped<br />
fedora, which sat firmly jammed down on his head so as to<br />
attempt to disguise the true identity of the wearer.<br />
Babbage’s analytical engine<br />
produced a memoir on the lecture called Sketch of the<br />
Analytical Engine Invented by Charles Babbage, Esq,<br />
which was written in French. Despite the fact that she<br />
was very busy being married with three children, Ada<br />
agreed to translate the lecture into English. When she<br />
completed the translation, she also added her own<br />
notes that made the result three times longer than the<br />
original! These notes were published in 1843 and<br />
became a great success.<br />
The notes clearly explained the mechanics of the<br />
analytical machine, as well as suggesting some<br />
functions it could carry out. Ada said that it could be<br />
capable of calculating Bernoulli numbers, and worked<br />
out the data needed for this to be possible. This would<br />
end up being the world’s first computer program.
Searching for "Festivus" places a Festivus pole in the left side<br />
of the window, and the text showing the results displays "A<br />
festivus miracle!" next to it.<br />
Searching for "zerg rush"<br />
causes a bunch of Google<br />
"o"s to attack the result page<br />
and eventually destroy it; the user can, however, fight back by<br />
tapping on them. [6] After destroying the results, the "o"s then arrange<br />
themselves into 'GG', meaning "Good Game".<br />
Powers.<br />
Searching for "Bletchley Park" will cause the title of the info card to<br />
appear as if it was being deciphered by Google. This is a reference<br />
to the fact that Bletchley Park, in Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire,<br />
was the central site of the United Kingdom's Government Code and<br />
Cypher School (GC&CS), which during the Second World<br />
War regularly penetrated the secret communications of the Axis<br />
Searching for "kerning" will increase the spacing between every<br />
letter in the word kerning by 1 pixel whenever it shows up in the<br />
search results page.<br />
Searching for any actor's name followed by "bacon number"<br />
returns the Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon value.<br />
Searching for "recursion" will result in Google asking if the user<br />
meant "recursion."<br />
Searching for "Conway's Game of Life" produces the Life simulation described<br />
by Conway. It will spell "Google" if the user looks closely.<br />
Searching for "how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck<br />
wood" using "Search by voice" produces a vocal response of another tongue twister "A<br />
woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could<br />
chuck wood".<br />
Searching for "Santa Claus" or "Christmas decorations" or<br />
"Christmas" places an animation of a snowy landscape with a<br />
Christmas tree and a target that redirects you to Google Santa Tracker;<br />
On Christmas Eve, a map will appear where Santa is currently located.<br />
Searching for "Atari Breakout" and then clicking Images will start a<br />
game of Breakout using the image results as bricks. When one wins it<br />
searches something else randomly and plays again.<br />
Well done if you got<br />
any answers right!<br />
Good luck with this<br />
issue and look out for<br />
the answers next issue.<br />
Searching for "askew" or "tilt" using Google will cause the search results to be displayed at<br />
a slight angle.
Easter egg:<br />
A hidden feature<br />
triggered by a specific<br />
combination of actions<br />
that is usually found on<br />
DVDs and video games<br />
or the search engine<br />
Easter egg:<br />
Searching for "anagram" results in the search engine asking<br />
"Did you mean: nag a ram" ("nag a ram" is an anagram of<br />
the word "anagram").<br />
Searching for the film star<br />
Jason Isaacs returns "Hello<br />
to Jason Isaacs", a<br />
reference to the BBC Radio<br />
5 live film review program<br />
with Mark Kermode and<br />
Searching 'who are you'<br />
using the voice recognition<br />
search causes the<br />
voiceover to say 'searching<br />
for oneself may take a<br />
lifetime. But a good place to<br />
start is classic rock.'<br />
Searching for "Google<br />
Pacman" has a playable<br />
version of the game<br />
appear on the screen.<br />
Searching for "What does<br />
the fox say?" using voice<br />
search produces various<br />
vocal responses from the<br />
song of the same name by<br />
Ylvis.<br />
Searching for "Christmas,"<br />
"Hanukkah" or "Kwanzaa"<br />
places a holiday landscape.<br />
Searching for "Christmas<br />
Star", "Christmas tree", or<br />
"Santa" will display a<br />
Christmas theme near the<br />
search bar.<br />
Searching for "flip a coin",<br />
will show a virtual coin toss at<br />
the top of the search results<br />
page. Similarly, searching for<br />
"roll a die" will create a die<br />
rolling simulator below the<br />
search bar.<br />
Searching for "beam me up,<br />
Scotty" using voice search<br />
produces a vocal response<br />
that says "I cannot do it,<br />
Captain, I do not have the<br />
power." in an impersonation<br />
of the character Mr. Scott<br />
from Star Trek.<br />
Searching for "Google in 1998" results in a 1998 Google<br />
search screen appearing in place of the current Google<br />
search screen. Clicking on the first result will bring the user<br />
to the Wayback Machine's version of Google from 1998.<br />
However, clicking I'm Feeling Lucky will go to a page<br />
A hollow, decorated<br />
chocolate egg that is<br />
usually given on Easter<br />
Sunday.<br />
Searching for "Menorah" will display a menorah beside the<br />
search bar.<br />
Searching for "make me a<br />
sandwich" using Google<br />
voice search will get one of<br />
two responses, #1 "What?<br />
Make it yourself" #2 "Poof<br />
you're a sandwich!".<br />
Searching for "hodor" shows<br />
randomly generated "hodor"<br />
text, including capital and<br />
lowercase versions of the<br />
word "hodor".<br />
Searching for "blink HTML" or "blink tag" includes<br />
samples of the blink element in the results<br />
Searching for "marquee HTML" makes the result stats<br />
emulate a marquee element and scroll horizontally.<br />
Searching for "Do a barrel roll" or "z or r twice" will cause the search result to rotate<br />
360 degrees when showing. This is often connected with Nintendo's Star Fox<br />
games.
The rugged, old man approached me at the bus stop. His coat looked tired<br />
and was covered in brown food stains. At least, I hoped they were food. The<br />
rain hammered against his bearded face which looked like a grey squirrel had<br />
latched onto it. I looked at him and he looked at me. Feeling awkward with the<br />
prolonged silence, I shouted loudly, so as to be heard over the pouring rain:<br />
“hello”, I waited. Once I was certain there was no reply heading my way I tried<br />
again, this time with something new, “Are you okay?”<br />
“No,” he stated and looked away. I presumed he was not familiar with<br />
conversation; the tramp like outfit was a bit of a giveaway, so I tried not to take<br />
the blunt attitude personally.<br />
“Can I help you then?” I replied, not entirely sure what I would do if he<br />
said yes. Saying “can I help you?” is not saying that you will, just asking whether<br />
you are able to, but I knew this implied that I would.<br />
“I don’t know, can you? I am a hermit.” Now it was my turn to stare<br />
blankly. This wasn’t in rudeness but in awe at his honesty.<br />
“Ok,” was all I could come up with. Then, to my great relief, he replied<br />
again.<br />
“I am just coming back into society and do not understand technology.<br />
There weren’t any ipats or weefee’s and I thought that a Google was something<br />
you wear to go swimming”.<br />
Again I marvelled at his abruptness before answering: “This must be hard<br />
for you,” I said, assuming that would be an appropriate answer and it was politer<br />
than saying “What do you want me to do about it?”, or simply “you scare<br />
me!”<br />
Finally, an idea came to me: “I could write down some rules for you!”, I<br />
said a little too loudly. My loudness was proven by the turning heads and funny<br />
looks. I had only just noticed that the whole public had just witnessed my conversation<br />
with this hermit. Then something strange happened. The hermit<br />
smiled. He flashed me his black teeth and yellow gums. This took me<br />
by surprise; not the decay but his change of attitude. I thought about<br />
saying “What a lovely smile,” but was not sure if I could without it<br />
sounding sarcastic, so I decided to just get on the bus and start writing<br />
my rules…<br />
1. Google is a search engine, not swimming equipment.<br />
2. Ipads are like small, portable touch screen computers.<br />
3. Yahoo is not just what you say when you are happy but is another<br />
search engine (there are a lot).<br />
4. Bing is another search engine (but not a particularly good one).<br />
5. Facebook is a social media website, which coincidently has nothing<br />
to do with faces and is in no way related to books.<br />
6. Saying ‘follow me’ is not an invitation to be stalked, but a friend<br />
request on social media. Listen to this rule carefully as ignoring it<br />
could result in an arrest.<br />
7. Similar to rule 6, poking is not a request for a jab in the ribs but<br />
is a way of getting people to reply to a message on Facebook.<br />
I hope that these rules can help you in some way. You did not tell<br />
me your name so I will just end it like this,<br />
Enjoy technology Mr Hermit.