Currents Magazine Winter 2015
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Jesus was wearing dark blue slacks and a plain<br />
white dress shirt with a tie just barely hanging<br />
off it. He almost looked like an intern returning<br />
home from another difficult day at the office.<br />
Ron struggled with his next words,<br />
“You are much more…” he began but quickly<br />
ended, realizing the somewhat boorish words<br />
that were about to come out of his mouth.<br />
“Brown?” Jesus finished his thought for him.<br />
Ron’s face lit up red as shame engulfed his body.<br />
“I’m so sorry, Jesus, that was inconsiderate of me,<br />
I …” Ron began.<br />
“Be calm my child, you did me no harm. I am<br />
pretty brown. It can be a little shocking if you<br />
grew up with the pictures of me with the fair<br />
skin and blue eyes and all that. You are forgiven,”<br />
he declared as he made the sign of the cross over<br />
Ron’s face.<br />
Jesus continued,<br />
“I bumped into Siddhartha on my way in here.<br />
He’s sitting below that big tree outside with his<br />
eyes closed. Says he needs ‘to be in a compassionate<br />
state of mind before sitting down with<br />
everyone.’ I really love that guy.”<br />
Almost on cue, the door opened one more time<br />
to reveal the chubby, smiling man known as the<br />
Buddha.<br />
“Speaking of the devil,” Ron exclaimed. He was<br />
finding it more and more difficult to conceal his<br />
excitement.<br />
The Buddha spoke,<br />
“Oh, please don’t tell me the Devil is coming.<br />
I’ve tried leveling with that guy a few times, but<br />
he’s such a downer.”<br />
“No, no, I only meant it in a manner of speech.<br />
This is everyone for tonight’s session,” Ron clarified.<br />
The men sat quietly for a few minutes. Through<br />
the shuffling of feet and the mild uneasiness<br />
however, these strong leaders slowly ramped<br />
up the volume as they exchanged pleasantries,<br />
while others caught up after years of not talking.<br />
Eventually, after taking the time to watch and<br />
gauge the situation, Ron spoke up,<br />
“Hello everyone, once again, I am Ron, and I’m<br />
so happy to see all of your brave faces here tonight.<br />
I’m sure you are all well aware but I just<br />
wanted to reassure you that this is a safe space.<br />
I want you guys to feel comfortable in sharing<br />
whatever needs sharing. Tonight, you no longer<br />
support everyone else, you now get to support<br />
yourselves!”<br />
For some reason, Ron had expected an explosion<br />
of applause and howls of unity but the men<br />
just looked around at each other in mild dismay.<br />
Hampered yet motivated, Ron continued,<br />
“OK, that sounded a lot better in my head, but<br />
you guys get it. It can get tiring carrying the<br />
weight of the world on your shoulders, so tonight<br />
we can chill out and discuss your own issues.”<br />
A hand shot up.<br />
“Yes Jesus, go ahead,” Ron said.<br />
Jesus wet his lips before speaking.<br />
“My biggest issue recently might seem simple or<br />
a tad ‘meh’ to everyone, but I feel like I’ve reached<br />
my limit with it. People really need to stop using<br />
my name as a curse word or as a way to verbalize<br />
their bewilderment. Whatever happened to<br />
‘never use the Lord’s name in vain’? I mean, I<br />
may not be the Lord, but I am his son after all.”<br />
Before Ron or anyone else could answer with<br />
some kind of advice or comfort, Jesus continued.<br />
“Like … Ron what’s your last name?”<br />
Ron opened his mouth.<br />
“OK, so you are Ronald Howard,” Jesus continued<br />
without waiting for an answer he already<br />
had. Ron kept his mouth closed despite Jesus<br />
getting his name slightly wrong. “Imagine if<br />
every time someone got caught in traffic they<br />
shouted ‘Ronald Howard!’ with so much venom<br />
mind you. It’s unsettling to say the least.”<br />
Muhammad spoke up.<br />
“I second that!”<br />
“What do you mean,” Shiva replied “I’ve never<br />
heard anyone shout ‘Muhammad!’ while in traffic.”<br />
Muhammad eyed Shiva up and down again,<br />
pausing at the tank top that, so visibly to the rest<br />
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