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10. You must know the answer to your question. 11. No ordering the hosts around 12. No stupid wiener questions 13. No sounding stupid 14. No co-star questions 15. No kissing ass 16. No repetitive questions 17. We can huddle. 18. No calling anyone “Baby” 19. No clueless activity 20. Callers can’t eat. 21. Callers must respond to L.T. 22. No being a dick to L.T. 23. No talking over Butt Mic 24. If you win you must be excited (the Lloyd Lutkey rule). 25. No male bashing 26. No being a pain in the ass 27. No trying to be funny 28. No Crispin Glover (actor), Craig Biggio (MLB baseball player) or action hero questions 29. No laughing over Butt Mic 30. No being a snob 31. No fleshing out questions on the air 32. No pushing your voice 33. You must understand the delay system. 34. No being too polite 35. No deflected pass questions 36. No saying “Good morning” more than once 37. There is no “t” in “football.” 38. No “piece of equipment” questions 39. No being on speaker phone
40. No hockey draft questions 41. No Pro Bowl questions 42. No longer will we answer a previously asked question. 43. No “Maggie scan” questions (from the intro to The Simpsons where Maggie gets passed over the price scanner) 44. No acting weird 45. No first line in the movie questions 46. No saying “Right on!” 47. You must respond to the San Francisco Jacks guy. 48. You must respond to Borat. 49. No being too excited 50. No being a turd 51. No whining 52. No being trite 53. We don’t have to read the rules. 54. The Third-person Rule: You can fix a one-question/one-question only error with an immediate third-person apology, ie, “Romas is sorry!” 55. No Frank Reich questions (Frank Reich of the NFL’s Buffalo Bills) 56. All errors in favor of the show 57. No asking the question of whether you’re on, or off, the air 58. After you win, if you ask a question, you can be blown out. 59. We can take the prize away. 60. No breathing heavy (men only) 61. No yelling “Yo!” 62. No middle name questions 63. No character name questions 64. No saying “Howdy, Howdy” 65. No yelling to people off the air that you’re on the air 66. No trying to sound sexy, unless you’re a girl (then it’s encouraged) 67. No Maggie, Lisa, Marge or Bart questions
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