DARK PEAK NEWS - Dark Peak Fell Runners

Dark Peak News October 2007 page 11Caption competitionA much stronger response this time. Clearly you found the subject matter to yourliking. The editor’s bottle goes to Chris Brad for “Lateral Stinking”. New memberNeil Osborne pushed him close though, with “Novice time lord fails the parkingelement of the Tardis test”, and “At the annual Portaloo parade, one poor soldieris overcome by a terrible bout of wind”. Club chairman Andrew Moore gets pointsfor crudity with “Now that’s what I call a fart!” Most obscure entry goes to JohnBlair Fish who suggested, (in the aftermath of the Scottish elections), “Is that reallyan appropriate place to put up a Vote Green placard?” And there were numerousalso-rans who came up to me in the pub and suggested the obvious, but nonethelesswitty, “Oh, shit!”.This time? Well, it really has to be another image of the hapless Mick Stenton, resplendentin his blood-soaked finery after his fall at Pendle. I look forward to the e-mails...