Untitled - Dark Peak Fell Runners

Recently, pursued by an aggressive bank manager, Steve took tomoonlighting -for a -firm of tax evasion specialists, something'that wasbarely tolerated by DHSS section hardliners.A severe attack of feline-phobia (an attack of muddy cat paws -ed) led to his eviction from one of the safe houses provided by theDHSS runners.After an unsuccessful audition for the speaking clock, Stevewill be providing a northern edition of the British Leyland talkingcomputer installed in up-market Maestro's. This will replace theMaggie Thatcher tones of the current computer, which is not sellingwell in Sheffield. Northern users of new up-market BL cars shouldexpect to hear "Eh up luv, thy oil's t'low." and "T'lights arebuggered." or "At this speed lad t'pigs '11 be after yer." CoventryGudiva AC are reported to have offered him money not to join claiminglanguage difficulties as their reason.By our sporting correspondant - Evenmore Balls.««««#***»***«#*#«