LMonday, 9 307:00a Dancer, Texas Pop. 81s C E(1:37)·PGOther zones: CT·6:00a•MT·5:00a8:40a Spy Kids 3: Game Overs C E(1:22)·PGOther zones: CT·7:40a•MT·6:40a10:05a Safe Mens C E1:10p MaverickM C E(1:28)·ROther zones: CT·9:05a•MT·8:05a(2:06)·PGOther zones: CT·12:10p•MT·11:10a3:20p Dancer, Texas Pop. 81s C E(1:37)·PGOther zones: CT·2:20p•MT·1:20p5:00p Best In Shows C E(1:30)·PG13Other zones: CT·4:00p•MT·3:00p6:35p Spy Kids 3: Game Overs C E(1:22)·PGOther zones: CT·5:35p•MT·4:35p8:00p MaverickM C E10:10p Safe Mens C E(2:06)·PGOther zones: CT·7:00p•MT·6:00p(1:28)·ROther zones: CT·9:10p•MT·8:10p1:20a Kicking And Screamings C(1:36)·ROther zones: CT·12:20a•MT·11:20p3:00a Cougars, Inc.s C(1:22)·ROther zones: CT·2:00a•MT·1:00a4:25a The Wedding Bros.s C(1:22)·ROther zones: CT·3:25a•MT·2:25a5:50a Crazy In Alabamas C E(1:52)·PG13Other zones: CT·4:50a•MT·3:50aTuesday, 1017:45a The Take (E106)D C L(:12)·TVPGOther zones: CT·6:45a•MT·5:45a8:00a Grand Theft Parsonss C E(1:28)·PG13Other zones: CT·7:00a•MT·6:00a9:30a Jiminy Glick In La La Woods C(1:31)·ROther zones: CT·8:30a•MT·7:30a12:35p Bubba Ho-TepD C E(1:32)·ROther zones: CT·11:35a•MT·10:35a2:10p The Witches Of Eastwicks C E(1:58)·ROther zones: CT·1:10p•MT·12:10p4:15p Kung Fu Hustles C E 1(1:39)·ROther zones: CT·3:15p•MT·2:15p6:00p For Richer Or Poorers C E(1:55)·PG13Other zones: CT·5:00p•MT·4:00p8:00p The Witches Of Eastwicks C E(1:58)·ROther zones: CT·7:00p•MT·6:00p10:00p My Baby's Daddys C E(1:26)·PG13Other zones: CT·9:00p•MT·8:00p1:15a Dazed And Confuseds C E(1:42)·ROther zones: CT·12:15a•MT·11:15p3:00a Wag The Dogs C E(1:37)·ROther zones: CT·2:00a•MT·1:00a4:40a The Tao Of Steves C(1:27)·ROther zones: CT·3:40a•MT·2:40a<strong>STARZ</strong> <strong>COMEDY</strong> <strong>Schedule</strong> • <strong>September</strong>, <strong>2013</strong>Wednesday, 1026:10a Tadpoles C E(1:18)·PG13Other zones: CT·5:10a•MT·4:10a7:35a Making Mr. Rights C E(1:38)·PG13Other zones: CT·6:35a•MT·5:35a9:20a Bad Medicines1:10p Speechlesss C E(1:38)·PG13Other zones: CT·8:20a•MT·7:20a(1:39)·PG13Other zones: CT·12:10p•MT·11:10a2:55p Where The Buffalo RoamM C E(1:39)·ROther zones: CT·1:55p•MT·12:55p4:40p Wag The Dogs C E6:20p Hope Springss C E(1:37)·ROther zones: CT·3:40p•MT·2:40p(1:32)·PG13Other zones: CT·5:20p•MT·4:20p8:00p Dazed And Confuseds C E(1:42)·ROther zones: CT·7:00p•MT·6:00p9:45p Speechlesss C E(1:39)·PG13Other zones: CT·8:45p•MT·7:45p2:40a The Real Blondes C E(1:45)·ROther zones: CT·1:40a•MT·12:40a4:30a The Last Suppers C E(1:32)·ROther zones: CT·3:30a•MT·2:30aThursday, 1036:05a Under The Tuscan Suns C E(1:53)·PG13Other zones: CT·5:05a•MT·4:05a8:05a Ace Ventura: When Nature Callss C E(1:34)·PG13Other zones: CT·7:05a•MT·6:05a1:10p *<strong>STARZ</strong> STUDIOS: CLOUDY WITH A...s(:14)·TVGOther zones: CT·12:10p•MT·11:10a1:30p The Haunted Mansions C E(1:28)·PGOther zones: CT·12:30p•MT·11:30a3:05p Feeling Minnesotas C E(1:39)·ROther zones: CT·2:05p•MT·1:05p4:45p Safe Mens C E1:05a The Haunted Mansion11:35p Safe Mens C E(1:28)·PGOther zones: CT·12:05a•MT·11:05p(1:28)·ROther zones: CT·3:45p•MT·2:45p6:20p Ace Ventura: When Nature Callss C E(1:34)·PG13Other zones: CT·5:20p•MT·4:20p8:00p The Haunted Mansions C E(1:28)·PGOther zones: CT·7:00p•MT·6:00ps C E(1:28)·ROther zones: CT·10:35p•MT·9:35p1:10a Scary Movie 3s C E(1:24)·PG13Other zones: CT·12:10a•MT·11:10p2:40a Bickford Shmeckler's Cool Ideass C(1:19)·ROther zones: CT·1:40a•MT·12:40a4:05a Harold & Kumar Go To White...s C E(1:27)·ROther zones: CT·3:05a•MT·2:05a5:35a Trojan Wars C E(1:23)·PG13Other zones: CT·4:35a•MT·3:35aFriday, 1047:00a Crazy In Alabamas C E(1:52)·PG13Other zones: CT·6:00a•MT·5:00a8:55a Scary Movie 3s C E(1:24)·PG13Other zones: CT·7:55a•MT·6:55a9:40a Strange Bedfellows10:25a Strange Relationss C(1:40)·R s C E(1:46)·ROther zones: CT·8:40a•MT·7:40aOther zones: CT·9:25a•MT·8:25a3:25p The Flintstoness C E(1:31)·PGOther zones: CT·2:25p•MT·1:25p5:00p Harold & Kumar Go To White...s C E(1:27)·ROther zones: CT·4:00p•MT·3:00p6:30p Scary Movie 3s C E(1:24)·PG13Other zones: CT·5:30p•MT·4:30p8:00p Ace Ventura: Pet Detectives C E(1:26)·PG13Other zones: CT·7:00p•MT·6:00p9:30p Larger Than Lifes(1:33)·PGOther zones: CT·8:30p•MT·7:30p12:35a Pirates Of The Caribbean: The...s C E(2:23)·PG13Other zones: CT·11:35p•MT·10:35p3:00a High SchoolD C E(1:39)·ROther zones: CT·2:00a•MT·1:00a4:40a Relative Strangerss C(1:30)·PG13Other zones: CT·3:40a•MT·2:40aSaturday, 1056:15a Son Of The Pink Panthers C E(1:33)·PGOther zones: CT·5:15a•MT·4:15a7:50a The Battle Of Shaker Heightss C E(1:17)·PG13Other zones: CT·6:50a•MT·5:50a9:10a She's Having A Babys C E(1:46)·PG13Other zones: CT·8:10a•MT·7:10a1:55p Ace Ventura: Pet Detective12:30p The Wedding Planners C E(1:26)·PG13 s C E(1:44)·PG13Other zones: CT·12:55p•MT·11:55aOther zones: CT·11:30a•MT·10:30a2:15p Hairsprays C E3:50p Money Talkss C E(1:32)·PGOther zones: CT·1:15p•MT·12:15p(1:36)·ROther zones: CT·2:50p•MT·1:50p5:35p Pirates Of The Caribbean: The...s C E(2:23)·PG13Other zones: CT·4:35p•MT·3:35p8:00p The Wedding Planners C E(1:44)·PG13Other zones: CT·7:00p•MT·6:00p9:50p Here Comes The BoomD C E(1:45)·PGOther zones: CT·8:50p•MT·7:50p1:05a Money Talkss C E(1:36)·ROther zones: CT·12:05a•MT·11:05p2:45a The Wedding Planners C E(1:44)·PG13Other zones: CT·1:45a•MT·12:45a4:30a The Battle Of Shaker Heightss C E(1:17)·PG13Other zones: CT·3:30a•MT·2:30a5:50a TAKE, THE (E107)s(:12)·TVPGOther zones: CT·4:50a•MT·3:50a6:05a Wimbledonstarz.comSunday, 106s C E7:45a Freaky Fridays C E(1:38)·PG13Other zones: CT·5:05a•MT·4:05a(1:37)·PGOther zones: CT·6:45a•MT·5:45a9:25a Here Comes The BoomD C E(1:45)·PGOther zones: CT·8:25a•MT·7:25a11:40a The Benchwarmers11:05a My Baby's Daddy11:05a The Witches Of Eastwick11:25a Hudson Hawk12:20p Larger Than Life11:00a Ace Ventura: Pet Detective11:15a Bridget Jones: The Edge Of...s C E(1:25)·PG13 s C E(1:26)·PG13 s C E(1:58)·R s C E(1:40)·R s(1:33)·PG s C E(1:26)·PG13 s C E(1:47)·ROther zones: CT·10:40a•MT·9:40aOther zones: CT·10:05a•MT·9:05aOther zones: CT·10:05a•MT·9:05aOther zones: CT·10:25a•MT·9:25aOther zones: CT·11:20a•MT·10:20aOther zones: CT·10:00a•MT·9:00aOther zones: CT·10:15a•MT·9:15a1:05p Wimbledons C E(1:38)·PG13Other zones: CT·12:05p•MT·11:05a2:50p Addicted To Loves C E(1:40)·ROther zones: CT·1:50p•MT·12:50p4:40p Here Comes The BoomD C E(1:45)·PGOther zones: CT·3:40p•MT·2:40p6:30p Austin Powers: International...s C E(1:29)·PG13Other zones: CT·5:30p•MT·4:30p8:00p Bridget Jones: The Edge Of...s C E(1:47)·ROther zones: CT·7:00p•MT·6:00p9:50p Freaky Fridays C E(1:37)·PGOther zones: CT·8:50p•MT·7:50p11:45p Best In Show11:30p Kung Fu Hustle11:30p Waking Up In Reno9:35p Under The Tuscan Sun11:05p Harold & Kumar Go To White...11:40p Waiting For Guffman11:30p Detroit Rock Citys C E(1:30)·PG13 s C E 1(1:39)·R s C E(1:31)·R s C E(1:53)·PG13 s C E(1:27)·R s C E(1:24)·R s C E(1:35)·ROther zones: CT·10:45p•MT·9:45pOther zones: CT·10:30p•MT·9:30pOther zones: CT·10:30p•MT·9:30pOther zones: CT·8:35p•MT·7:35pOther zones: CT·10:05p•MT·9:05pOther zones: CT·10:40p•MT·9:40pOther zones: CT·10:30p•MT·9:30p1:10a Austin Powers: International...s C E(1:29)·PG13Other zones: CT·12:10a•MT·11:10p2:45a Bridget Jones: The Edge Of...s C E(1:47)·ROther zones: CT·1:45a•MT·12:45a4:35a Too Smooths C E(1:28)·ROther zones: CT·3:35a•MT·2:35aAll times listed are Eastern/Pacific (Other time zones: CT = Central Time - MT = Mountain Time)Copyright © <strong>2013</strong> Starz Entertainment, LLC · <strong>STARZ</strong> Comedy <strong>Schedule</strong> 6 of 6D = Dolby Digital 5.1 s = Stereo C = Closed Captioned E = español L = Letter Box (Wide screen) B = Black & White 1 = Dubbed 2 = Subtitle
AL••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••ACE VENTURA: PET DETECTIVE[PG13]·Comedy·1993·(1:26)3When a pro football's team dolphin mascot goes missing, theycall Ace Ventura - a wacky detective whose unorthodoxrelationships with animals make him the expert on missingpets! 10/4,5.8/31.AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY[PG13]·Comedy·1997·(1:29)3The 1960's hipster secret agent's first shagadelic adventurefinds him thawing out thirty years later to pursue hisnemesis, Dr. Evil. Co-starring Seth Green, Robert Wagner, andMimi Rogers - yeah, baby, yeah! 10/6.B••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••jail! With Hugh Grant. 8/29,30,10/6.BACK TO THE FUTURE [PG]·Adventure·1985·(1:56)Rev 3 up your Flux Capacitor and get behind the wheel of that THE BROTHERS [R]·Comedy·2001·(1:42)DeLorean - join Marty McFly and Doc Brown as they travel Four 3 African-American friends begin to take a closer look atback in time to save the future! A classic comedy, with their personal lives when one of them announces that that heCrispin Glover, Lea Thompson. Oscar-winner for Best Sound. plans to get married in this perceptive comedy-drama. With9/7,8,12,24,25.D.L. Hughley, Gabrielle Union. 9/13,23.BACK TO THE FUTURE PART II [PG]·Adventure·1989·(1:48)Marty 3 McFly and Doc Brown take the customized,time-traveling DeLoriean to the future - 2015 - and back tothe past - 1955 - in order to save Marty's present! Part 2 ofthe trilogy! 9/4,8,16.BACK TO THE FUTURE, PART III[PG]·Adventure·1990·(1:58)3Doc Brown's life is in danger, and the only way for MartyMcFly to save him is to - you guessed it - take a timetraveling adventure to the wild west of 1885! A crazy finale tothe trilogy, with Mary Steenburgen. 9/8,19,22.BAD MEDICINE [PG13]·Comedy·1985·(1:38)10/2.3BAD SANTA [R]·Christmas·2003·(1:32)A drunken, 3 crass, and foul-mouthed con man and his elfinpartner pose as Santa and his helper in order to rip offdepartment stores during the Christmas holidays - but aneight-year-old boy upsets their plans.8/30,9/14,15,18,23,24,28.BAIT SHOP [PG]·Comedy·2008·(1:26)The 3owner of a small town bait shop signs up for a fishingtournament in hopes of using the prize money to save hisshop from foreclosure. 9/4,19.THE BATTLE OF SHAKER HEIGHTS[PG13]·Comedy·2003·(1:17)3A precocious teen - and battlefield history re-enactor -employs a unique strategy to take on a high school bully,while falling under the spell of his best friend's older sister.9/2,14,10/5.B••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••THE BENCHWARMERS [PG13]·Comedy·2006·(1:25)Seeking 3 revenge for being bullied as kids, a trio of nerdy guys- with backing from a wacky billionaire - form a three-manbaseball team and take on the local Little League thugs. WithDavid Spade, Jon Lovitz. 9/7,8,11,23,29,30.BEST IN SHOW [PG13]·Comedy·2000·(1:30)ACE VENTURA: WHEN NATURE CALLSEccentric 3 dog owners gear up for the prestigious Mayflower[PG13]·Comedy·1995·(1:34)3Kennel Club Dog Show in director Christopher Guest's (SpinalA sacred white bat's disappearance in Africa threatens to Tap) hilarious 'mockumentary.' With Michael McKean, Fredcreate a war between rival tribes - that's when goofy Ace Willard, Catherine O'Hara, Jane Lynch. 9/9,21,25,30.Ventura, world famous missing pet sleuth, arrives on the BICKFORD SHMECKLER'S COOL IDEASscene! 10/3.[R]·Comedy·2005·(1:19)3ADDICTED TO LOVE [R]·Comedy·1997·(1:40)A brilliant but geeky freshman's prized journal full of esotericIs 3it jealousy, obsession - or a different kind of romantic intellectual ideas is stolen by a pot-smoking, sex-crazycomedy? A man and woman set up an observation post to sorority girl - and soon the campus is turning on as the ideasspy on their former lovers, who are now living together in a start changing lives! 10/3.Manhattan loft. With Kelly Preston. 8/26,27,29,30,10/6. BOOMERANG [R]·Comedy·1992·(1:56)ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS [G]·Christmas·1991·(1:32) A playboy 3 Manhattan marketing executive woos women andA girl 3 and her brother hatch a crazy plot to reunite their dumps them without compassion - until his sexy new femaledivorced parents on Christmas Day. 8/29.boss starts treating him the exact same way! With MartinAROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAYS [PG]·Action·2004·(2:00) Lawrence, Chris Rock. 9/8,17,26.Eccentric 3 19th century inventor Phileas Fogg takes a bet - he BOOTY CALL [R]·Black·1997·(1:19)can circle the world in a mere 80 days! With a Chinese pal at Two 3 guys on a double date find themselves in an enviablehis side, the globe-trotting pair encounter action-packed position with willing ladies - but procuring the correctadventure! 9/1,9,11,12,16,17.condoms proves a near-monumental undertaking in this wildARTHUR CHRISTMAS [PG]·Animated·2011·(1:38)comedy! With Vivica Fox, Bernie Mac. 8/31,9/7.When 3 Santa's high-tech Christmas operation misses one BORN ROMANTIC [R]·Comedy·2000·(1:36)child, Santa's son Arthur sets out to complete the Christmas Three 3 young men pursue three beautiful women acrossEve mission the old-fashioned way - via reindeer! A hilarious London. 8/29.animated treat!BRAVE [PG]·Action·2012·(1:34)Princess 3 Merida enjoys riding and archery, and isn'tinterested in marriage - but when a witch casts a beastlyspell on her mother the Queen, only Merida can come to therescue! An animated treat from Pixar. 8/31.BRIDGET JONES: THE EDGE OF REASON[R]·Comedy·2004·(1:47)3On the rebound from an increasingly snooty Mark, our heroineBridget still seeks a healthy relationship while navigating anincreasingly outlandish series of events - including a ThailandBUBBA HO-TEP [R]·Comedy·2002·(1:32)Elvis 3 Presley and JFK - now elderly residents in a seniorcitizens home - battle a soul-sucking ancient Egyptianmummy preying on their rest home neighbors in thiscomedy-horror cult favorite. 10/1.BUCKY LARSON: BORN TO BE A STAR[R]·Comedy·2011·(1:37)3Bucky Larson - a buck-toothed rube from Iowa - discovershis parents were once porn actors. Stars in his eyes, Buckyheads to Hollywood to continue the family tradition.Co-written, produced by Adam Sandler. 8/29,31.9/6,15,16,21,22,28.C •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• DOUBLE WHAMMY [R]·Comedy·2001·(1:33)CELESTE & JESSE FOREVER [R]·Comedy·2012·(1:32) A world-weary 3 detective - who bungled an attempt to stop aA divorcing 3 couple tries to maintain their friendship while high profile gun battle - struggles to solve a murder whilepursuing other relationships. 8/26,9/6,8,9,12,14,15,21. falling in love in this quirky comedy-drama. With SteveCLICK [PG13]·Comedy·2006·(1:47)Buscemi. 9/17.What 3 happens when a "universal" remote can literally control DRACULA: DEAD AND LOVING ITeverything? A workaholic architect finds it presents[PG13]·Comedy·1995·(1:30)3unexpected dilemmas! With Christopher Walken, Sean Astin,Henry Winkler. 9/1,2,11,12,20,21.<strong>STARZ</strong> <strong>COMEDY</strong> Highlights • <strong>September</strong>, <strong>2013</strong>C••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••COUGARS, INC. [R]·Comedy·2010·(1:22)Sam 3 is facing expulsion from yet another prep school, and hisformer Playmate mom can't afford tuition. That's when Samand his friends start an escort service aimed at pleasingolder ladies! 9/10,30.THE COUNTRY BEARS [G]·Comedy·2002·(1:28)A young 3 bear - raised by humans - sets out to reunite alegendary band of musical bruins: The Country Bears!featuring human musicians including Don Henley, BonnieRaitt, Queen Latifah, Elton John and more. 9/27.CRAZY IN ALABAMA [PG13]·Comedy·1999·(1:52)An 3abused wife heads to California to become a movie starwhile her nephew back in Alabama has to deal with aracially-motivated murder and a corrupt sheriff.8/28,29,9/30,10/4.D ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••DAMSELS IN DISTRESS [PG13]·Art House·2011·(1:39)College 3 coed Violet Wister and her posse start a suicideprevention clinic, tap dance, and believe women should onlydate men inferior to themselves! Watch these women handlethe campus playboys in this witty comedy. 9/5,11.DANCER, TEXAS POP. 81 [PG]·Comedy·1998·(1:37)Years 3 ago, four friends made a pact to graduate high school,leave their tiny town and move west. Now the time has come,and the residents of Dancer are taking bets - will the boysmove on? 9/20,30.DARLING COMPANION [PG13]·Comedy·2011·(1:44)A family 3 gathers at a mountain cabin to celebrate a wedding,but chaos ensues when the husband loses the family dog -setting off comic and dramatic confrontations. From thecreator of The Big Chill and Grand Canyon. 9/1,25.DAZED AND CONFUSED [R]·Comedy·1993·(1:42)It's 3the the final day of high school in 1976 for a group ofteens who are truly dazed, confused and wondering where togo next. Early roles for Matthew McConaughey and BenAffleck. 9/2,3,10/1,2.DETROIT ROCK CITY [R]·Comedy·1999·(1:35)Nothing 3 will stop four committed dudes from getting into thesold-out Kiss concert - they battle school principals, anti-Kissprotesters and oversexed babes to make it to Cobo Hall!9/1,2,10/6.DIRTY WORK [PG13]·Comedy·1998·(1:21)Two 3 losers with a big debt to pay come up with a uniquebusiness - they will pull dirty tricks and seek revenge forpeople angry with others for pay! Cameos by Adam Sandler,Chris Farley, more. 8/26,31.Mel Brooks sinks his satirical teeth into movie vampire mythswith hilarious results - a clumsy Count Dracula, severalvoluptuous maidens, and a crazy slave spoof Nosferatu,Bram Stoker's Dracula and more! 8/29,30.THE COEXIST <strong>COMEDY</strong> TOUR [TVMA]·Comedy·2012·(1:28)A Muslim, 3 a Jew, A Hindu, a Buddhist, a Christian and anatheist walk into a comedy club...and create gales of laughter DUPLEX [PG13]·Comedy·2003·(1:29)in this unusual stand-up comedy documentary. 9/15,19. A NYC 3 couple buy their dream home - but the little old ladyCONFESSIONS OF A TEENAGE DRAMA QUEENwho lives in the upstairs apartment is a neighbor from hell,[PG]·Comedy·2004·(1:30)driving the couple to murderous schemes in this slapstick3A teenage drama queen moves from New York City to comedy directed by Danny DeVito. 9/2,3,8,18,23.suburbia, where she immediately finds a rival - the mostpopular girl in the school. The battle for supremacy begins!8/31,9/1,2,19,22.••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••starz.comMovie Highlights: Title · MPAA Rating · Genres · Release Year · Duration · Highlight · Other Showing Dates. Copyright © <strong>2013</strong> Starz Entertainment, LLC · Highlights 1 of 3EELF [PG]·Christmas·2003·(1:37)A man 3 raised as an elf in Santa's workshop travels to NewYork City in search of his real father, with disastrous results.Co-starring Bob Newhart, Zoey Deschanel, James Caan.9/5,17,18,29.ELLA ENCHANTED [PG]·Comedy·2004·(1:36)A gift 3 from her fairy godmother causes young Ella to obeyevery order she receives - but that gift becomes a curse whenElla tries to save the kingdom and faces losing her new love!9/10,11,21,27.EXCESS BAGGAGE [PG13]·Action·1997·(1:41)A young 3 rich girl, desperate for some fatherly attention, fakesher own kidnapping by locking herself in a car trunk - butwhen the auto is stolen by a rakish thief, comedic troubleensues! With Christopher Walken. 8/31.THE EXTREME ADVENTURES OF SUPER DAVE[PG]·Comedy·1998·(1:31)3Super Dave Osborne, our accident-prone stuntman hero,comes out of a self-imposed retirement to raise money for hisnew girlfriend's son's heart operation. 9/12.THE EYE OF THE STORM [TVMA]·Drama·2011·(1:59)A wealthy 3 Australian woman has lived exactly as she wished- on her deathbed, her adult son and daughter arrive and findtheir relationships as prickly as ever. A complex drama, withJudy Davis. 9/4,10.8/28,29,31,9/1,10/3,4.THE HAUNTED MANSION [PG]·Comedy·2003·(1:28)F •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• A real 3 estate agent trying to sell a dilapidated mansion hiresFALL: THE PRICE OF SILENCEa medium to scare off the resident ghosts - one of whom[TVMA]·Comedy·1999·(1:37)3pines for the agent's wife. A crazy slapstick comedy! 10/2,3.A gangster enters the witness protection program with the HERE COMES THE BOOM [PG]·Action·2012·(1:45)intent of staging his own kinapping and presumed murder to A high 3 school biology teacher looks to become a successfulavoid testifying against his boss. 9/16.mixed-martial arts fighter to raise money to preventFATHER'S DAY [PG13]·Comedy·1997·(1:39)extra-curricular activities from being axed at his school.The 3former girlfriend of two different men ask their help in 10/5,6.finding her runaway son - each of the men think they are the HIGH HOPES [R]·Comedy·2007·(1:34)boy's father in this screwball comedy. With JuliaHollywood 3 hopeful Tom Murphy and his loser pals conspire toLouis-Dreyfuss. 9/5,14,24,29.get their movie funded - by stealing millions of dollars ofFEELING MINNESOTA [R]·Comedy·1996·(1:39)government marijuana and selling it back to the feds! 9/23.A man 3 and his brother's bride fall for each other on the HIGH SCHOOL [R]·Comedy·2011·(1:39)wedding day, rob a garage, and head for Vegas with the jilted When 3 their diabolical high school principal implements a newgroom and a variety of lowlifes chasing behind. With Vincent drug testing policy, a straight-A student - high for the firstD'Onofrio, Courtney Love, Delroy Lindo. 10/3.time - turns to a total stoner for help. Their outrageousFINDING NEMO [G]·Animated·2003·(1:40)Just 3 keep swimming! Young clownfish Nemo is separatedfrom his over-protective dad, meets memory-challenged Dory,and the adventure begins! Winner of Best Animated FeatureOscar, with an all-star voice cast. 9/3,4,18.DOC HOLLYWOOD [PG13]·Comedy·1991·(1:43)THE FLINTSTONES [PG]·Comedy·1994·(1:31)A plastic 3 surgeon bound for riches in Los Angeles gets Everyone's 3 favorite modern Stone-Age family comes tostranded tending to the citizens of a small Southern town. big-screen life! Success goes to Fred's head when he gets a8/27,9/4,7,14,15,19,22,23.phony promotion. With Rick Moranis, Halle Berry, RosieDOGMA [R]·Comedy·1999·(2:08)O'Donnell, Elizabeth Taylor and The B-52s. 10/4.An 3unassuming woman is chosen as God's warrior to prevent FOR RICHER OR POORER [PG13]·Comedy·1997·(1:55)two fallen angels from destroying the world. With Linda A Manhattan 3 couple on the brink of divorce are forced to fleeFiorentino, Chris Rock, Selma Hayek, Jason Lee, Alan the city when they are framed for tax evasion - and wind upRickman, and more. Directed by Kevin Smith.masquerading as Amish farmers in Pennsylvania!8/27,28,10/1.FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION [PG13]·Comedy·2006·(1:26)On 3the set of a low-budget film, three actors learn of internetrumors about potential Oscar nominations, setting off arenewed interest in the film and their careers. From thecreators of Best In Show, with Eugene Levy. 8/27.FOREIGN EXCHANGE [R]·Comedy·2007·(1:26)Four 3 high school seniors make their last weeks at schoolmemorable by inviting female foreign exchange students tolive with them - hoping the close quarters will lead to moreintimate fun! 9/12,27.FORGET PARIS [PG13]·Comedy·1995·(1:41)A pro 3 basketball referee falls for an airline executive in Paris,and all is well - until they get married! Big laughs, touchingromance combine in this classy comedy. Written and directedby Billy Crystal. 9/5,6,13.FREAKY FRIDAY [PG]·Comedy·2003·(1:37)A mother 3 and her teen daughter - who don't see eye-to-eye -wake up one morning and discover they have magicallyswitched bodies! With Mark Harmon. 9/2,10/6.G••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••GEORGE AND THE DRAGON [PG]·Action·2003·(1:33)James 3 Purefoy, Patrick Swayze and Piper Pearabo star in thisfantasy adventure romance of knights and dragons and thetrue meaning of love. 8/28.GRAND THEFT PARSONS [PG13]·Comedy·2003·(1:28)When 3 country-rock legend Gram Parsons met his untimelydeath in 1973, his manager set out to fulfill the singer's lastrequest. But getting Gram to the desert for a cremationbecame a comedic adventure. 10/1.GUNG HO [PG13]·Comedy·1986·(1:52)A Japanese 3 automaker takes over a mothballed assemblyplant in a small Pennsylvania town - resulting in a hilariousculture clash between the autocratic Japanese managers andthe independent American workers. 8/27,28.H ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••HAIRSPRAY [PG]·Comedy·1988·(1:32)A rebellious 3 teenager with the biggest bouffant on the blockattempts to win the coveted "Miss Auto Show" crown. 10/5.HAROLD & KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE[R]·Comedy·2004·(1:27)3Follow the hilariously raunchy adventures of stoners Harold &Kumar as they embark on an epic journey - in search ofburgers! With Neil Patrick Harris, Ryan Reynolds.solution - get the whole school baked! 10/4.HOPE SPRINGS [PG13]·Comedy·2002·(1:40)After 3 being left by his fiancee, a heartbroken British manrelocates to a small Vermont town and finds new love - justas his old girlfriend returns. Co-starring Minnie Driver andMary Steenburgen. 9/9,10,14,18,26,10/2.HOPE SPRINGS [PG13]·Comedy·2012·(1:40)They've 3 settled into a separate-bedroom marriage, but shewants more. After 30 years together, a middle-aged coupleattends an intense, week-long counseling session. She'sready, but is he? A winning comedy-drama.9/9,10,14,18,26,10/2.HUDSON HAWK [R]·Action·1991·(1:40)In 3this fast-paced action-comedy, an ex-con cat burglar getsmixed up with a CIA operative, a Vatican agent and a wealthycouple in a plot to steal da Vinci artifacts. 10/3.HYSTERIA [R]·Comedy·2010·(1:39)In 3Victorian-era London, a young doctor falls in love with ahuman rights activist after joining a medical practicespecializing in treating female "hysteria" - electricity bringsabout the invention of the vibrator! 8/27,30,9/3,4,9,20,28.I••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••I LOVE YOU TO DEATH [R]·Comedy·1990·(1:37)A scorned 3 woman and her mother plot revenge against thewoman's philandering husband - by hiring a couple ofdimwits to kill him! Co-starring Keanu Reeves, River Phoenixand William Hurt. 9/16,22,25.I••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING EARNEST [PG]·ArtHouse·2002·(1:34) 3Oscar Wilde's hilarious comedy of high manners, low moralsand multiple Ernests in 1890's England comes to life with anall-star cast. Reese Witherspoon, Colin Firth, Tom Wilkinsonand more. 9/16.IT RUNS IN THE FAMILY [PG]·Comedy·1994·(1:25)The 3sequel to 'A Christmas Story' finds the family during thesummer holidays - battles with bumpkin neighbors,giveaways at the movie theatre, and Ralphie searching for akiller top! 8/28.J••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••JACK AND JILL [PG]·Comedy·2011·(1:31)A family 3 man in Los Angeles unwillingly welcomes his twinsister from the Bronx for a visit - but she decides to stay foran extended visit! A slapstick comedy with Al Pacino.9/6,14,15.JERSEY GIRL [PG13]·Comedy·2004·(1:42)A hotshot 3 music publicist is on top until his wife dies inchildbirth. Seven years later, he's trying to break back into thebusiness and struggling with parenthood when he meets awoman. With George Carlin, Jennifer Lopez. 9/1,9,14,19.JIMINY GLICK IN LA LA WOOD [R]·Comedy·2004·(1:31)Clueless 3 culture critic and tv personality Jiminy Glick arrivesat the Toronto Film Festival, where he interviews big starsand gets involved in an alleged murder. With Steve Martin,Kurt Russell, more. 10/1.JUNEBUG [R]·Comedy·2004·(1:47)An 3art dealer travels to North Carolina to sign an eccentricfolk artist and meets her husband's family for the first time -the chilly mom, the angry brother and his sweet ditzy wife.With Amy Adams. 9/10,29.JUST LIKE US [R]·Comedy·2011·(1:12)Egyptian-American 3comedian Ahmed Ahmed leads a troupeof stand-up comics on a tour of the Middle East - upendingregional stereotypes and finding hilarious common groundamong different audiences. 8/28.JUST VISITING [PG13]·Comedy·2001·(1:28)An 311th century French knight and his squire find themselvestransported to modern America, where they must find awizard to send them back. With Christina Applegate, TaraReid. 9/7,20.K••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••KICKING AND SCREAMING [R]·Comedy·1995·(1:36)A group 3 of graduating college students are at the crossroads- but talking about coming to terms with love and adulthoodis easier than taking first step! 9/3,30.KIDS IN AMERICA [PG13]·Comedy·2005·(1:31)A diverse 3 group of high school students - concerned aboutthe end of their freedom of speech - band together tooverthrow their ultra-conservative principal in this wittycomedy. With Nicole Richie, Elizabeth Perkins.9/13.KISS THE BRIDE [R]·Comedy·2002·(1:30)An 3eccentric Italian family gathers at their Rhode Island homefor a wedding - but the bride's three sisters take theopportunity to unload decades of baggage in this smartcomedy-drama. 9/16.KUNG FU HUSTLE [R]·Action·2004·(1:39)Well-dressed 3 thugs battle a rival gang and the inhabitants ofa Canton slum in this hit martial-arts comedy - impossiblestunts and split-second slapstick action! 10/1.L••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••THE LADYKILLERS [R]·Comedy·2004·(1:44)A band 3 of comic crooks, led by an eccentric Southern conman, take up residence in a feisty old lady's home in order todig a tunnel into a nearby casino. A Coen Brothers film(Fargo, O Brother, Where Art Thou?). 9/13,25,26,29.LARGER THAN LIFE [PG]·Comedy·1996·(1:33)A minor-league 3 motivational speaker with myriad issuespiling up receives an inheritance from his long-lost dad: acircus elephant! A different kind of road comedy, featuringMatthew McConaughey. 10/4.
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