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NEWS1-12CAROLYNNE17-39COMMENT40-49SPORT50-563NEWSscan.lusu.co.uk/newsNews Edi<strong>to</strong>rs: Catherine Chorley & Emma NelsonMeet Wednesday 12pm in Fylde <strong>Bar</strong>scan.news@lusu.co.ukBowland students frustrated asSubway announces 4am close• Fast food restaurant <strong>to</strong> close at 4am on Fridays and Saturdays• Concerns about noise as students live above the new outletCatherine ChorleyJack SmithThe fast-food retailer Subway, due<strong>to</strong> <strong>open</strong> on campus in BowlandCollege imminently, haveannounced their plans <strong>to</strong> secure a licence<strong>to</strong> operate until 4am. This hasseen a negative response from Bowlandstudents, some of whom live directlyabove the location of the newfast food outlet.In a licensing document, seenby SCAN, Subway has proposed<strong>open</strong>ing hours of 7am <strong>to</strong> 4am,seven days a week, <strong>for</strong> its branchwithin the Bowland Main complex.Maiquez Ltd, the franchisee whichalso owns the Subway outlets inthe city centre as well as severalothers across North-West England,<strong>to</strong>ld SCAN that the exact schedulehas yet <strong>to</strong> be laid out and will beconfirmed once a “profitable tradingpattern” has been established by thecompany.Lancaster University Students’Union (LUSU) Councillor and<strong>for</strong>mer Bowland CollegePresident Daniel-Sean Huisman hasexpressed his concern over theproposal <strong>to</strong> members of LUSU Councilin order <strong>to</strong> canvass opinions onthe matter, stating that he was “reallyconcerned about the disruptioncaused <strong>to</strong> those living in BowlandMain.”Huisman further argued that, sincethe extent of the retailer’s <strong>open</strong>inghours is “clearly... <strong>to</strong> attract thosewho have come back from nightsout,” residents of the nearby collegeaccommodation - which comprisesover one hundred students, includingfamilies - may be faced withdisruption caused by night-timerevellers, as well as with the noise ofdeliveries taking place in the threehourwindow during which theoutlet is closed <strong>to</strong> cus<strong>to</strong>mers.Current Bowland President PatrickSomervell has vowed <strong>to</strong> lookin<strong>to</strong> the matter with the aid of Huisman,who is also planning <strong>to</strong> contactLancaster City Council in order <strong>to</strong>object <strong>to</strong> the licence proposal submittedby the franchisee, MaiquezLtd. Somervell stated that he andHuisman would be “gathering in<strong>for</strong>mationand student opinion in thecoming days.”“Rushing around <strong>to</strong>get the s<strong>to</strong>re <strong>open</strong>on time and thestaff trained up”Maiquez Ltd has justified itsapplication <strong>for</strong> a licence extendinguntil 4am seven days a week bysaying that such a licence wouldaf<strong>for</strong>d the business the flexibility<strong>to</strong> meet increased demandat peak times of the year, includingFreshers’ Week and collegeExtrav nights. Speaking on behalf ofMaiquez, Simon Ledwick <strong>to</strong>ld SCANthat the company did not intent <strong>to</strong>operate the campus branch until4am every evening, and also confirmedthat the <strong>open</strong>ing hours wouldbe fewer outside of term-time.The date of Subway’s <strong>open</strong>ingon campus is yet <strong>to</strong> be announcedas work continues <strong>to</strong> completeconstruction work along the spineside of Bowland Quad. SpokespersonLedwick <strong>to</strong>ld SCAN that currentlythose responsible <strong>for</strong> the s<strong>to</strong>re’s<strong>open</strong>ing were “rushing around <strong>to</strong> getthe s<strong>to</strong>re <strong>open</strong> on time and the stafftrained up.”In communications withSCAN, Ledwick indicated theschedule <strong>for</strong> the <strong>open</strong>ing week <strong>to</strong>entail closing times of 12am Sunday <strong>to</strong>Thursday and of 3:30am over theinitial weekend. The full schedule is<strong>to</strong> be reviewed once the s<strong>to</strong>re is <strong>open</strong>THE NEWSUBWAY ISLOCATED INBOWLANDCOLLEGEPho<strong>to</strong> by Jay Theisand fully operational.Responding <strong>to</strong> concerns aroundpotential disruption caused bysupply deliveries, and the riskof anti-social behaviour beingattracted <strong>to</strong> Bowland Quad - whichis surrounded by student residences- as a result of late-night <strong>open</strong>ing,Ledwick stated the following:“With reference <strong>to</strong> our food deliveries,our two main suppliers willdeliver during the day and shouldnot cause any noise disruption.We will be working closely withthe University and security services<strong>to</strong> keep noise disruption <strong>to</strong> aminimum.”Initial reactions from studentsindicate that many are opposed<strong>to</strong> the idea of a fast-food outle<strong>to</strong>perating on campus almost aroundthe clock, particularly when itsproximity <strong>to</strong> student residencesposes a risk of serious disturbances.Students writing on the BowlandCollege Facebook page shared aconsensus of opinion that late-nigh<strong>to</strong>pening hours may be understandableand permissible on a Fridayor Saturday night, but would notbe in the best interests of students’welfare if the licence proposal ofa 4am finish throughout the weekwere <strong>to</strong> be granted. Some questionedthe necessity of catering <strong>to</strong> a postnight-outstudent market <strong>to</strong> sucha degree when the purpose of theUniversity is primarily <strong>to</strong> educate– an objective that may be underminedby anti-social retail hours ofvendors operating on campus.However, one student posting onthe Facebook page made the pointthat “[j]ust because [Maiquez] areapplying <strong>for</strong> a 4am license everyday of the week doesn’t mean they’llbe <strong>open</strong> that late.” The studentillustrated the point by adding, “Thecampus bars have a license until3am every night but rarely stay <strong>open</strong>past midnight. Subway will close asand when demand drops.”Objections <strong>to</strong> the licenceproposal were able <strong>to</strong> be submitted <strong>to</strong>the City Council until 28th April. TheUniversity has yet <strong>to</strong> release a


4NEWSWeek 2 - Summer Termscan.lusu.co.uk/newsInvestigation: Drink spiking at LancasterCulture of silence as studentsfail <strong>to</strong> report spiking <strong>to</strong> Police• Some students feel there is “no point” in reporting incidents• Results found through SCAN survey of over 500 studentsCatherine ChorleyNews Edi<strong>to</strong>rAn investigation in<strong>to</strong> LancasterUniversity students’ experiences ofdrink-spiking during their time herehas uncovered a culture of silence.Following reports of drink-spikingincidents posted on a LancasterUniversity student-run social mediapage, more than 500 students volunteeredin<strong>for</strong>mation in a SCANinvestigation concerning students’experiences of drink-spiking andtheir awareness of how <strong>to</strong> prevent it.One quarter of all respondents saidthat they had experienced drinkspikingwhilst on a night out, eitheras victims or as members of a groupin which someone fell victim <strong>to</strong> theoffence. The worst-affected demographic,according <strong>to</strong> this investigation,appears <strong>to</strong> be female first-yearundergraduates.It is important <strong>to</strong> stress that, of the133 incidents of spiking representedin the data collected by SCAN, allbut nine occurred off-campus. Furthermore,it would be inaccurate <strong>to</strong>report that the results obtained arewholly representative of the situationat Lancaster University. As Students’Union Vice President (Equality,Welfare and Diversity) RosaliaO’Reilly explained, “The people answeringwill be the people who havebeen spiked or know someone whohas.” As such, the percentage of respondentswith experience of drinkspikingmay not translate <strong>to</strong> anequivalent percentage of the overalluniversity population.However, the data do show a worryingtendency <strong>for</strong> those affectedby spiking incidents not <strong>to</strong> reporttheir experiences <strong>to</strong> the authorities.Of the 133 incidents recorded in thesurvey, <strong>only</strong> six had been reported<strong>to</strong> the police. Only one respondentanswered that their report had been“satisfac<strong>to</strong>rily resolved” by the police.This report rate was identified byO’Reilly as a principle concern thatshe is keen <strong>to</strong> tackle. Whilst optimisticthat “we don’t have a massiveproblem [with spiking] in the Sugarhouse,”O’Reilly nevertheless is realisticabout the impact of unreportedincidents on the authorities’ perceptionsof the problem. She candidlysummarised the issue as follows:“I have heard about spiking incidentsin the past in Lancaster, but Idon’t know that it’s a massive issue[…] It’s really hard <strong>to</strong> tell, so it’s agood thing that SCAN is doing thesurvey.”“We don’t have amassive problem[with spiking] in theSugarhouse”A recurrent concern amongst participantsin the survey was whetherthey would be believed if they didreport a suspected incident. Manybelieved there <strong>to</strong> be “no point” in reportinga suspected crime, either becausethey felt that they themselveswould be blamed “<strong>for</strong> not watching[the] drink properly” or because theywere unsure of the specifics of theirexperience and deemed the offence“impossible <strong>to</strong> prove.”It would seem that many do nothave confidence in the ability of thecriminal justice system <strong>to</strong> apprehendthe perpetra<strong>to</strong>rs and secure theirconvictions, given the uncertaintiesassociated with alcohol and drinkspiking.Often, students may <strong>only</strong> realisethat they have been spiked longafter the incident has occurred – insome cases this may be the followingmorning when the after-effectsof a night out manifest as wildly disproportionate<strong>to</strong> the amount of alcoholknown <strong>to</strong> have been consumed.However, the issue is complicatedby the difficulty an individual mayhave in recognising the effects ofdrink-spiking as distinct from thoseof inebriation through alcohol consumedof the individuals’ own volition,particularly when this consumptionhas been excessive. Oneresponse exemplified this, stating,“[I was] unsure if it was actually aspiking or if the person consumed<strong>to</strong>o much alcohol at the time.” Thisis often accompanied by the beliefthat, even if the incident is reported<strong>to</strong> the police, no progress will bemade as the victim will be dismissedas a “drunken student” or there willnot be enough evidence <strong>to</strong> proceed.One student recalled a particularlyconcerning incident: “I went <strong>to</strong> A&Eand didn’t feel the issue was takenseriously. They didn’t run any testsso there was no definite evidence <strong>for</strong>it <strong>to</strong> be reported <strong>to</strong> the police.”The most common drug used indrink-spiking is alcohol itself, whichmeans that establishing whether anoffence has been committed is mademore difficult, as <strong>to</strong>xicology screeningwill not differentiate betweenwhat was drunk intentionally andwhat was added without the drinker’sknowledge or consent. Datagathered by SCAN shows the mostcommon problem identified by thoseexperiencing drink-spiking – whichin turn impacts upon the inclination<strong>to</strong> report a suspected offence – isthat the uncertainty about where,when and by whom the victim wasspiked. Many victims stated thatthey did not realise until, in theirview, it was <strong>to</strong>o late <strong>to</strong> report. Thisfurther highlights the need <strong>for</strong> vigilanceon the part of the student andthose with whom they are partying.84%Of students who said theyhad experienced drinkspiking in Lancaster chosenot <strong>to</strong> report the incidentIn recent years, the growingpractice of ‘pre-drinking’ be<strong>for</strong>ecommencing a night out in commercialvenues may have exacerbatedstudents’ risk of being spiked,since many arrive in the city centrealready drunk. Even if they do notthink themselves in any way compromised,some students may havealready consumed enough <strong>to</strong> putthem at risk of spiking through a decreaseddegree of vigilance aroundtheir drinks, or a greater pr<strong>open</strong>sity<strong>to</strong> take risks they would nottake when sober. Police and healthauthorities recommend that thoseon a night out avoid becomingso drunk that they are unaware oftheir surroundings, since this leavesthem especially vulnerable <strong>to</strong> beingspiked. This vulnerability is <strong>only</strong>compounded by such an individual’sinability <strong>to</strong> recognise the changes intheir physical and cognitive statesthat would occur with drink-spiking.‘It is important <strong>to</strong>stress that, of the133 incidents ofspiking representedin the data collectedby SCAN, all butnine occurred offcampus’Fortunately, many students who<strong>to</strong>ok part in SCAN’s research saidthat they were aware of campaignssuch as Easy Tiger, and had beengiven safety aids such as Spikey bottle-s<strong>to</strong>ppersin the past. Yet O’Reillyacknowledged that, despite the bestef<strong>for</strong>ts of awareness campaigns,most people who habitually drink <strong>to</strong>excess are likely <strong>to</strong> continue <strong>to</strong> doso irrespective of their knowledge ofpotential risks.“If people want <strong>to</strong> go out and getdrunk, they are going <strong>to</strong> go out andget drunk. It’s just sad that peoplethink that that’s a good time,” shesaid.Instead, she argued, the focus mustbe on limiting the risks <strong>to</strong> which youare exposed, along with the fact thatadding alcohol <strong>to</strong> a friend’s drink –even without any malicious intent –is still a crime.Previous LUSU campaigns thathave proved <strong>to</strong> be the most successfulare those which focus on helpingstudents <strong>to</strong> retain some degree ofhow much they are drinking withouttelling them <strong>to</strong> s<strong>to</strong>p al<strong>to</strong>gether orgiving them lists of safety tips ofwhich they are already aware. Freshers’Week saw EWD campaignershand out Easy Tiger glasses markedwith unit measures, which O’Reillydescribed as a positive way <strong>to</strong> showpeople how they can keep an eye onhow much they are drinking withouttelling them, “Don’t drink!”


NEWS1-12CAROLYNNE17-39COMMENT40-49SPORT50-565Where did the instances ofdrink spiking that SCANsurveyed occur?7%93%Off campusOn campusWere these instances ofspiking reported <strong>to</strong> Police?11%5%84%No Yes Prefer not<strong>to</strong> sayDrink SafetyLUSU EWD officers launch new drink spiking campaignThe start of the Summer term sawEquality, Welfare and Diversityofficers tackle the drink-spikingissue head-on by sending ‘spikeninjas’ in<strong>to</strong> the Sugarhouse on Fridayof Week One.Initially, the idea had been <strong>to</strong><strong>open</strong> revellers’ eyes <strong>to</strong> the need<strong>for</strong> vigilance whilst drinking ona night out by having the ninjasslip special cocktail stirrersin<strong>to</strong> unattended or unguardeddrinks – even if right under thenose of the drinker. The stirrers,branded with the familiar‘Easy Tiger’ logo and bearing thestatement, “I didn’t spike yourdrink…but I could have!”were designed <strong>to</strong> send a clearmessage <strong>to</strong> students that alack of attention may havedangerous consequences.However, in the event, thestirrers were handed <strong>to</strong> studentswho could have found themselvesfalling victim <strong>to</strong> opportunisticspiking and, in order not<strong>to</strong> cause any alarm or distress,students were made aware that thiscampaign would be going onthroughout the night.EWD officers were on hand <strong>to</strong>talk <strong>to</strong> people queuing <strong>for</strong> entry<strong>to</strong> the nightclub, and <strong>to</strong> hand outspecial Spikey bottle-s<strong>to</strong>ppers <strong>for</strong>use as a practical means <strong>to</strong> s<strong>to</strong>pdrink-spiking.However, a larger problemremains the issue of drink-spikingwith alcohol. Rosalia O’Reilly,Vice President (Equality, Welfareand Diversity), emphasised thefact that many spiking incidentsare so-called ‘friendly’ spikes,which are intended either as a jokeor as a way <strong>to</strong> liven up the victim’snight on their behalf. Many ofthose who engage in this behaviourmay not even be aware thatthey are committing an offence, orthat what they are doing is classedas drink-spiking. O’Reilly stated:“Just making people aware that,if they add alcohol <strong>to</strong> friends’drinks, or buy them strongerdrinks than they were expecting,this is spiking, may actuallydeter people and reduce thenumber of spiking incidents occurringin Lancaster.”The message of drinks-safetyand vigilance against spiking is<strong>to</strong> be followed up this Tuesday,Week Two, by a day of campaigningin Alexandra Square. Therewill be competitions - some basedon spiking-related statistics -run in conjunction with LUSU’sPurple Card, as well as opportunities<strong>to</strong> speak <strong>to</strong> EWD officers aboutdrink-spiking and what is beingdone <strong>to</strong> tackle it.


6NEWSWeek 2 - Summer Termscan.lusu.co.uk/newsIn Focus: NUS ConferenceToni Pearce elected as first NUSPres who hasn’t gone <strong>to</strong> Uni• Will close at 4am on Fridays and Saturdays• Concerns about noise as students live above the new outletthe newly electedpresident, <strong>to</strong>nipearce, speaking atnus conferencePho<strong>to</strong> by NUSLizzie Hough<strong>to</strong>nToni Pearce was elected as presiden<strong>to</strong>f the National Union of Students(NUS) at this years National Conferencein Sheffield, becoming the firstNUS President <strong>to</strong> have not been <strong>to</strong>university.Pearce, currently the NUS’s VicePresident (Further Education), wonthe election in the first round, taking424 of the 732 valid votes cast andbeating her two opponents.Speaking after her election,Pearce, said: “I’m really proud <strong>to</strong>have been given the opportunity <strong>to</strong>build the student movement arounda vision <strong>for</strong> public education, and <strong>to</strong>be leading NUS as we build <strong>to</strong>wardsthe next general election.“Between now and 2015 we need<strong>to</strong> hold a full and frank debate aboutwhat education means <strong>to</strong> societyand <strong>to</strong> properly articulate the publicvalue of education in communitiesup and down the country.”‘Pearce, the NUS’sVice President(Further Education),won the electionin the first round,taking 424 of the732 valid votes cast’In her manifes<strong>to</strong>, Pearce said herpriorities <strong>for</strong> her presidency wouldinclude linking college and universitystudents’ unions <strong>to</strong>gether <strong>to</strong>fight <strong>for</strong> local wins in the upcominggeneral election; <strong>to</strong> campaign <strong>for</strong> asingle central admissions system <strong>for</strong>all colleges and universities; and <strong>to</strong>increase ef<strong>for</strong>ts <strong>to</strong> organise and supportstudents <strong>to</strong> run and win campaignsin their local areas.All of the Lancaster delegationvoted <strong>for</strong> Pearce. Ste Smith, LUSUPresident, said on her election: “Iam really looking <strong>for</strong>ward <strong>to</strong> seeingwhat Toni will do <strong>for</strong> students nextyear. I think it is fantastic that theNUS not <strong>only</strong> has a female president,and our first from a FE background,but most importantly one who hasa strong record of campaigning onand getting wins <strong>for</strong> students.”Her election came amongst threedays of heated debate over the controversialgender-balancing motion<strong>to</strong> taken <strong>to</strong> the conference bymembers of the NUS’s DemocraticProcedures Committee. The motionwould have required constituent students’unions, Lancaster included, <strong>to</strong>guarantee that 50% of their delegatespaces <strong>to</strong> future conferences wouldbe reserved <strong>for</strong> women. It was rejectedby the conference by just ninevotes. Delegates, voting by secretballot, voted 268 <strong>to</strong> 259 <strong>to</strong> reject the


NEWS1-12CAROLYNNE17-39COMMENT40-49SPORT50-567motion. There were 15 abstentions.Debate on the motion ran throughthe whole time of conference, butthe actual motion debate was relativelyshort. It began on the Tuesdaynight but had <strong>to</strong> be delayed untilWednesday morning, a knock oneffect of delays throughout the daylargely caused by the NUS’s inadequateelectronic voting system anddelegates quick <strong>to</strong> complain thattheir vote had not been recorded.Due <strong>to</strong> the secret ballot meanswe do not know how Lancaster’s allmale delegation voted, but two ofLUSU’s four female Full Time Officerswatched the debate from theConference floor.“I am really looking<strong>for</strong>ward <strong>to</strong> seeingwhat Toni will do<strong>for</strong> students nextyear. I think it isfantastic that theNUS not <strong>only</strong> hasa female president,and our first from aFE background, butmost importantlyone who has astrong record ofcampaigning onand getting wins <strong>for</strong>students.”Libby Martin, LUSU’s Vice President(Events and Democracy), whowas in charge of running Lancaster’sNUS delegate elections, did not supportthe motion. She said after themotion was rejested: “I don’t believethis motion promotes equality.As a woman, I feel patronized by it.I support equality but this motiondoesn’t. It <strong>for</strong>ces women in<strong>to</strong> seatsand does not attempt in any way <strong>to</strong>actually solve the issues.”LUSU’s Vice President (Equality,Welfare and Diversity), RosaliaO’Reilly spoke against the motionat Conference. Commenting on theresult, she said: “This motion was anatrocity <strong>to</strong> democracy and true feminism:feminism means equality, andquotas <strong>for</strong> democracy are like bombing<strong>for</strong> peace.”The motion called <strong>to</strong> amend NUSrules <strong>to</strong> include a new rule stating:“All delegations <strong>to</strong> National Conferencemust include at least 50%women, rounded down. Where aunion is <strong>only</strong> entitled <strong>to</strong> send onedelegate and this not delegate is nota woman, the union’s free observerplace must be taken by a woman.”A poll on LUSU’s Facebook pageshowed the majority of those votingon it opposed this recommendation.Opening the conference, currentNUS President Liam Burns, said thatyoung people face a “triple recession”of poor opportunities <strong>to</strong> study,job availability, and prospects <strong>for</strong>the future. Citing evidence in a reportfrom the New Economics Foundation(NEF), commissioned by NUSBurns said that the current youthjobs crisis is not a symp<strong>to</strong>m of thecurrent economic crisis but a farmore ingrained problem.“It is very likely that the unemploymentlevel <strong>for</strong> young peoplewill tip across the one million mark.This means a recession of opportunities<strong>to</strong> study, a recession of jobs<strong>for</strong> young people, and a recession ofprospects <strong>for</strong> the future,” Burns said.“While previous generation mayhave looked on the labour marketas a land of opportunity, this generationlooks on it as the abyss. Thecurrent youth jobs crisis is not simplya recessionary ‘blip’ but a longtermand deep seated problem. Ourlabour market is failing <strong>to</strong> delivereconomic prosperity, social justiceand wellbeing <strong>for</strong> the majority,”“It is very likely thatthe unemploymentlevel <strong>for</strong> youngpeople will tipacross the onemillion mark. Thismeans a recessionof opportunities <strong>to</strong>study, a recessionof jobs <strong>for</strong> youngpeople, and arecession ofprospects <strong>for</strong> thefuture,”A spirited indictment of the NUSand its policies of the conferencecame from one of the presidentialcandidates: the Inanimate CarbonRob. The Rod promised in its manifes<strong>to</strong><strong>to</strong> “represent all students, regardlessof politics, and without sarcasmor aggression or inaccessiblelanguage and behaviour, because; asan inanimate rod, it is incapable ofhaving or displaying emotions”. TheRod withdrew from the election immediatelyon finishing its hust, soit will never be known whether itwould have gained any sort of mandate.LUSU President, Ste Smith, alsos<strong>to</strong>od <strong>for</strong> election at the conference,as one of the NUS’s student trusteesbut was not elected.Gender balancing rejectedat NUS ConferenceA controversial gender balancingmotion fell at NUS National Conferencethis morning.The motion requiring constituentunions <strong>to</strong> guarantee that 50% oftheir delegations <strong>to</strong> conference bewomen was rejected by the Conferenceby just nine votes. Delegates,voting by secret ballot, voted 268<strong>to</strong> 259 <strong>to</strong> reject the motion. Therewere 15 abstentions.“This motion wasan atrocity <strong>to</strong>democracy and truefeminism: feminismmeans equality,and quotas <strong>for</strong>democracy are likebombing <strong>for</strong> peace.”Debate on the motion ranthrough the whole time of Conference,but the actual motion debatewas relatively short. It began thenight be<strong>for</strong>e but had <strong>to</strong> be delayeduntil the following morning, aknock on effect of delays throughoutthe day.The secret ballot means we donot know how Lancaster’s all maledelegation voted, yet. But two ofLUSU’s four female Full Time Officerswatched the debate from theDespite what Twitter may have reported,at the point where nationalnews did briefly disrupt conferencedue <strong>to</strong> the death of MargaretThatcher, it did not erupt in spontaneousapplause: <strong>only</strong> a minorityof delegates applauded at the news,and they were given a stern talkingdown later in the day.Division and ideology markedthe first day of the National Unionof Students’ National Conference.Despite the attempts of nationalheadlines <strong>to</strong> snatch their attention,delegates and NUS officers managed<strong>to</strong> focus on the matters of theday <strong>for</strong> most of the nine long hoursof conference.The clash between old ideas andthe new ran throughout the day.Liam Burns set the <strong>to</strong>ne with his<strong>open</strong>ing speech. Promising something‘divisive’, the NUS Presidentspoke of the need <strong>to</strong> look <strong>for</strong>wardConference floor.Libby Martin, LUSU’s Vice President(Events and Democracy), whowas in charge of running Lancaster’sNUS delegate elections, didnot support the motion. She said:“I don’t believe this motion promotesequality. As a woman, I feelpatronized by it. I support equalitybut this motion doesn’t. It <strong>for</strong>ceswomen in<strong>to</strong> seats and does not attemptin any way <strong>to</strong> actually solvethe issues.”LUSU’s Vice President (Equality,Welfare and Diversity), RosaliaO’Reilly spoke against the motionat Conference. Commenting on theresult, she said: “This motion wasan atrocity <strong>to</strong> democracy and truefeminism: feminism means equality,and quotas <strong>for</strong> democracy arelike bombing <strong>for</strong> peace.”The motion called <strong>to</strong> amend NUSrules <strong>to</strong> include a new rule stating:“All delegations <strong>to</strong> National Conferencemust include at least 50%women, rounded down. Where aunion is <strong>only</strong> entitled <strong>to</strong> send onedelegate and this not delegate is nota woman, the union’s free observerplace must be taken by a woman”A poll on LUSU’s Facebook pageshowed the majority of studentsvoting on it opposed this recommendation.Thatcher ‘applause’ exaggerated<strong>to</strong> the General Election of 2015,warning of the folly of arguing<strong>for</strong> an abolishment of fees, or thedogma that learning must <strong>only</strong> be<strong>for</strong> learning’s sake.‘Only a minority ofdelegates applaudedat the news, andthey were given astern talking downlater in the day.’Drawing heckles from some delegates,he said the NUS needed <strong>to</strong>abandon holding “expensive nationaldemos” <strong>for</strong> the sake of holdinga demo. The Union’s time, andmoney, could be better spend oncampaigns that put <strong>for</strong>ward theiragenda in a way that engaged thoseoutside of higher education, not onethat alienates.


8NEWSWeek 2 - Summer Termscan.lusu.co.uk/newsOld Sports Centre <strong>to</strong> becomenew Engineering building• Development approved unanimously by the City Council• Finished building will be four s<strong>to</strong>ries high; car parkingarrangements <strong>to</strong> remain unchangedDEMOLTION HASBEGUN ON THE OLDCENTRE FOR SPORTPho<strong>to</strong> by Sakib RahmanJonathan KennedyLancaster City Council hasunanimously approved theconstruction of a new Engineeringbuilding on campus. The buildingwill be constructed on the site of theold Sports Centre, located near theManagement School buildings, theLancaster Environment Centre, andthe biology bulding.The finished building will befour s<strong>to</strong>reys high. According <strong>to</strong> theproposal submitted <strong>to</strong> LancasterCity Council, the ground floor willhouse heavy engineering workshopsand labora<strong>to</strong>ry spaces, as well as aservice yard and bike s<strong>to</strong>res. Thefirst floor will contain the mainworkshops, team project areas andmeeting rooms. The second floorwill contain <strong>open</strong> plan offices,engineering research labora<strong>to</strong>ries,a breakout space and engineeringand electrical labora<strong>to</strong>ries. The thirdfloor will largely consist of academicand <strong>open</strong> plan offices. The LancasterGuardian states that car parkingarrangements will remain unchangedafter the building’s completion.The main entrance <strong>to</strong> the buildingwill be under a large canopy <strong>to</strong> theEast of the site.The application <strong>for</strong> the newbuilding was submitted byMark Swindlehurst, LancasterUniversity’s Direc<strong>to</strong>r of Facilities,<strong>to</strong> the Planningand Highways Regula<strong>to</strong>ryCommittee of Lancaster CityCouncil. The application wasgranted on Monday, April the 8th.The demolition of the old SportsCentre, approved previously, isdue <strong>to</strong> be completed in June thisyear with construction of the newEngineering building <strong>to</strong> begin thissummer. It is predicted <strong>to</strong> be completedby late 2014.The demolition of the oldSports Centre was part of theuniversity’s 2007 University CampusMasterplan, which identifiedareas of theuniversity with value <strong>for</strong> future academicuse.‘The demolitionof the old SportsCentre, approvedpreviously, is due<strong>to</strong> be completed inJune this year withconstruction of thenew Engineeringbuilding <strong>to</strong> beginthis summer.’2014The expected completiondate of the newEngineering buildingLancasterUniversity’sEngineering department has anumber of research interests, witha strong research track in waveand tidal energy, as well as aninternational reputation <strong>for</strong>research in structures, design andmanufacturing.It is expected that these newfacilities will enable it <strong>to</strong> continueits advancements in these fields andfurther its reputation.Students from the departmenthave taken part in National Scienceand Engineering Week and workedwith scientists on the Large HadronCollider in Geneva.


10NEWSWeek 2 - Summer Termscan.lusu.co.uk/newsScience park gets the green light• Planning application <strong>for</strong> the project approved earlier this monthCatherine ChorleyNews Edi<strong>to</strong>rThe construction of a state-of-theartscience park adjacent <strong>to</strong> LancasterUniversity is in the earlystages of initiation, after a bid <strong>to</strong>renew planning application <strong>for</strong> theproject was approved at a meeting ofLancaster City Council’sPlanning and Highways Regula<strong>to</strong>ryCommittee earlier this month.The 34,000 square-metre parkwill be a collaborative enterprisebetween the city and countycouncils and Lancaster University.The site, just <strong>to</strong> the south ofBailrigg Lane, neighbours theuniversity campus at its northernboundary, and will comprise scienceand technology hubs accessed fromthe A6 via a purpose-built roadwayand internal ‘spine’ road. The area isalso <strong>to</strong> be landscaped, with provisionbeing made <strong>to</strong> protect existing trees,hedgerows and wildlife habitats.Outline planning permissionwas granted by city councillors inJune 2009, subject <strong>to</strong> conditionswhich included the stipulation thatno development may commenceuntil all third-party landownershad agreed <strong>to</strong> any works necessary<strong>to</strong> lands outside that controlled bythe council-university partnership.Following the committee meetingof 8 April, the detailed planningpermission - originally grantedbe<strong>for</strong>e the collapse of the citycouncil’s initial funding body,Northwest Regional DevelopmentAgency (NWDA) - was renewed.34,000m 2The expected size of thescience parkSince the un<strong>for</strong>eseen abolitionof the NWDA, which had originallysupported the city council’s £2.3mpurchase of the land, the councilhas been <strong>for</strong>ced <strong>to</strong> source alternativefunding <strong>for</strong> the project’s £8m ofinfrastructure works. Theseworks will include access roads,drainage and power supplies as well assignificant work <strong>to</strong> mitigate thepotential impact on traffic flowaround nearby Scot<strong>for</strong>th andGalgate, which are each <strong>to</strong> acquirean innovative traffic light systemthat responds <strong>to</strong> traffic conditions.The environment is also <strong>to</strong> be takenin<strong>to</strong> account with the installationof new bus s<strong>to</strong>ps close <strong>to</strong> the park’saccess road and the extensionof the existing cycling route <strong>to</strong>integrate the park in<strong>to</strong> its eco-friendlycycle-path network.Fortunately, the council wassuccessful in its search <strong>for</strong> alternativefunding, throughwhich it secured£3m from theGovernment’sGrowing PlacesFund throughthe LancashireEnterprisePartnership.The Universitysubmitted its suppor<strong>to</strong>f the project<strong>to</strong> the council’sconsultation report,stating thatits key areas ofinterest would beICT, engineering and environmentalsciences. The university described theproject as “a significant stimulus <strong>to</strong> thelocal economy,” and the LancasterGuardian reported that up <strong>to</strong> 1,000new jobs opportunities couldaccompany the site’s inception.However, numerous objectionswere raised by local residents onthe grounds of aesthetic concernsand fears around increased trafficcongestion. Five letters werereceived from members of thesurrounding community, but thereport submitted <strong>to</strong> the city councilconcluded that the potential benefi<strong>to</strong>f the science park fully justifiedthe approval <strong>for</strong> its development.Conditions are in place <strong>to</strong>artist’s impressionProvided by Facilitiesensure that minimum disruption <strong>to</strong>the environment, the communityand the infrastructure of the southernneighbourhoods of Lancasteroccurs during both construction andoperation periods.The committee report stated “It isconsidered appropriate <strong>to</strong> deliver ahigh quality science park which hasthe potential <strong>to</strong> deliver high qualityjobs, retain skilled graduates withinthe district and help trans<strong>for</strong>m thelocal economy.”The project development is subject<strong>to</strong> a standard three year timescale,taking its projected completion date<strong>to</strong> a full decade ahead of the originalproposals of 2006.X Fac<strong>to</strong>r winner <strong>to</strong> headline Grad Ball• Tinchy Stryder and Fluer also per<strong>for</strong>m, as well as the Tower CircusEmma NelsonNews Edi<strong>to</strong>rThis year’s Graduation Ball takesplace in The Blackpool TowerBallroom on 23rd June and is set <strong>to</strong>showcase a masquerade theme.This is a change in location fromprevious years; in the past, the ballwas held at the Great HallThe Ball will be <strong>open</strong> <strong>to</strong> guestsfrom 7.15 pm and guests can maketheir way <strong>to</strong> Blackpool Tower oncoaches at either 6.30pm or 8.00pm.The acts set <strong>to</strong> per<strong>for</strong>m on thenight are student bands Fablesand Soulrigg, as well as DJ Cawky,DJ Simba, Lake Komo, Fleur,Fenech-Soler, Tinchy Stryder. 2012X Fac<strong>to</strong>r winner James Arthur.,whose single “Impossible” reachednumber 1 in the UK Top 40 singleschart, will headline the event.It has also been announced thatthe Ball will see an exclusive showfrom the famous Blackpool TowerCircus.Guests can also experiencethe Blackpool Tower Eye <strong>for</strong> anadditional cost, which consists ofa glass floor and wall along thewest side of the Tower, providingpanoramic views of Blackpoolseafront. Discounted vouchers areavailable <strong>for</strong> guests.There will also be a pho<strong>to</strong> booth,professional pho<strong>to</strong>graphy and foodstalls at the event.Tickets went on sale on ThursdayWeek 1 with large queues despiterainy conditions. They are still onsale from the LUSU Info Desk, belowSpar. They cost £39.50 with a PurpleCard and £49.50 without.grad ball will beheld at the <strong>to</strong>werballroom


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12NEWSWeek 2 - Summer Termscan.lusu.co.uk/newsLibrary confirm 24 hour <strong>open</strong>ing trial• Library <strong>to</strong> <strong>open</strong> <strong>for</strong> 24 hours <strong>for</strong> the first time and moni<strong>to</strong>r usage• Trial will operate during 2013 Exam Period on a 24/5 basisJack SmithAssistant Edi<strong>to</strong>rThe Library have confirmed thatthey will trial 24 hour <strong>open</strong>ing <strong>for</strong>the first time next term.The trial period will run duringthe 2013 Exam Period, from Sunday21st April through <strong>to</strong> Friday14th June. The 24 hour <strong>open</strong>ingwill not run seven days a week,however. It will <strong>only</strong> apply fivenights a week from Sunday through<strong>to</strong> Friday morning. This means thatthe Library will continue <strong>to</strong> close atmidnight on Friday and Saturdaynights. In addition, there will beno staff available during the overnightperiods – a fully self-serviceoperation will be in place.David Summers, the Deputy Librarian,<strong>to</strong>ld SCAN that this developmenthad come in response both<strong>to</strong> feedback from students and <strong>to</strong>changing patterns of library usage.He said: “For us this is just the lates<strong>to</strong>f several chapters. We have beengradually increasing our <strong>open</strong>inghours <strong>for</strong> more than a decade now.So <strong>for</strong> example, if you looked backa decade, the <strong>open</strong>ing hours wouldbe completely different from wherethey are now, I think it’s ten yearsago since we started <strong>to</strong> extend[in<strong>to</strong>] late nights and also <strong>to</strong> extendin<strong>to</strong> weekends quite significantly.”“We have beengradually increasingour <strong>open</strong>ing hours<strong>for</strong> more than adecade now”When asked why this changehad taken so long, Summers pointed<strong>to</strong> the fact that the Library aims<strong>to</strong> respond <strong>to</strong> its users needs andthat changes in usage have beengradual. He said: “Peak periods arechanging. The peak period in thisbuilding ten years ago would havebeen around the middle of the day.It is now rather later than that. Weare certainly very busy well in<strong>to</strong>the evening. Also, obviously, thestarting point <strong>for</strong> the University isthat this is an expensive building<strong>to</strong> run, and we have <strong>to</strong> ensure weare cost-effective. Particularly giventhat there are alternative servicesavailable like the Learning Zone.If you want <strong>to</strong> put a crude measureon it, we wouldn’t want <strong>to</strong> beremaining <strong>open</strong> necessarily if thenumbers could easily be accommodatedwithin the Learning Zone”Summers explained that, whilethe Library currently have no preconceivedideas of what success orfailure might look like at the endof this trial period, usage will bemoni<strong>to</strong>red constantly <strong>to</strong> feed in <strong>to</strong>the review of the trial. He said: “Wewant <strong>to</strong> know at 3am, what peopleare doing. We imagine a highproportion at that time of year willbe poring over notes and preparing<strong>for</strong> their exams, but we don’tknow that <strong>for</strong> certain. They may beon Facebook, they may be Skypeinghome <strong>to</strong> the other side of theworld. We need <strong>to</strong> see. We need <strong>to</strong>assess whether the activities studentsare engaged in during overnightperiods are best addressedby the Library, or perhaps by otherservices.” This will be achieved,Summers said, by security patrolscounting people and recording usage– but “not in an intrusive way.We will also be listening <strong>to</strong> feedbackfrom students themselves.”As <strong>for</strong> why the trial will operateon a 24/5 basis as opposed <strong>to</strong>24/7, Summers felt that the demandsimply is not there yet <strong>for</strong> late nigh<strong>to</strong>pening on Fridays and Saturdays.He said: “Although the numbershere at 11pm on a Friday and Saturdaynight are bigger than theyhave been in the past, at the momentthey wouldn’t justify keepingthe building <strong>open</strong> after midnight.”Richard Clark, current LUSUVice President (Academic), soundeda cautious note, telling SCANthat “this is not the end.” He said:“Getting a 24 hour Library is somethingthat LUSU as an organisationhas wanted <strong>for</strong> years, so thisyear I commend the students whocontinued <strong>to</strong> make noise about the<strong>open</strong>ing times and the Universityand Library staff who are willing<strong>to</strong> trial something that we have feltnecessary <strong>to</strong> academic experience.”“This is not the end though, studentsneed <strong>to</strong> take this opportunitywith both hands and use theLibrary <strong>to</strong> ensure its continuationin the future. We are in the middleof a big refurbishment which couldchange the way we learn. Making[the Library] 24 hours could be astep in the right direction.”Joe O’Neill, LUSU Vice Presidentelect(Education), is pleased withthis trial but emphasises the need<strong>to</strong> maintain a focus on the protectionof Library jobs. He <strong>to</strong>ld SCAN:“We need <strong>to</strong> make sure that jobs aresafeguarded as we do this and notallow the university <strong>to</strong> argue thisas a case <strong>for</strong> fewer librarians and amore au<strong>to</strong>mated service.”On staffing, Summers pointed<strong>to</strong> the fact that Library usage isTHE TRIAL OF 24HOUR OPENING HASBEEN WELL RECEIVEDBY STUDENTSPho<strong>to</strong> by Sakib Rahmanchanging and there is less of a need<strong>for</strong> constant high levels of staff. He<strong>to</strong>ld SCAN: “The reality is that librarieshave changed massively inthe last 10 years. The need <strong>for</strong> staffservice is different these days. So<strong>for</strong> example, over the past couple ofyears, the students at this Universityhave used e-books much morethan they have borrowed books.We’ve got the figures <strong>to</strong> show that.Now, electronic books are availablewherever students are.”“There is less need<strong>for</strong> staffed servicesin the traditionalsense”He added: “We are seeing use ofthe traditional print services thatwould have needed staffing steadilygoing down. And the electronicservices dramatically going up.“So, unquestionably, there isless need <strong>for</strong> staffed services in thetraditional sense. In many periodsthat we are <strong>open</strong> now, probably50% of the times we are <strong>open</strong> now,there are no staffed services.“And that is another thing thatwe have measured, there is verylittle call <strong>for</strong> them in those periodsbecause people are doing differentthings.”


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14NEWSWeek 2 - Summer Termscan.lusu.co.uk/news<strong>Pendle</strong> <strong>Bar</strong> <strong>to</strong> close “in stealth”• LUSU Officers and College Principal express dismay at thedecision <strong>to</strong> close <strong>Pendle</strong> <strong>Bar</strong>• <strong>Bar</strong> was refurbished just two years ago and recently renamedCONTINUED FROM FRONT PAGEis clear that without activities suchas bar sports or <strong>Pendle</strong> Live there islittle trade: in February the nightsthat had no events <strong>to</strong>ok under £50on average, whereas the nights thathad events <strong>to</strong>ok a little over £200,which is still low.”Hardman suggested that although<strong>Pendle</strong> <strong>Bar</strong> may be closed down<strong>for</strong> now, there will be an ef<strong>for</strong>t <strong>to</strong>“look how more activity can begenerated <strong>for</strong> the rest of this term, andimportantly how it can bere-launched in Oc<strong>to</strong>ber.” Until then,Hardman tells SCAN that the bar willbe <strong>open</strong> <strong>for</strong> darts on Wednesdaysand <strong>Pendle</strong> Live.“There seems<strong>to</strong> be conflictedmessages. I’mnot sure if theUniversity arepulling the rug fromunder <strong>Pendle</strong> or ifit’s a matter <strong>to</strong> dowith the JCR.”Laurence Pullan, <strong>for</strong>mer presiden<strong>to</strong>f <strong>Pendle</strong> College and LUSU VicePresident (Union Development)-elect <strong>to</strong>ld SCAN that he wasdeeply concerned <strong>for</strong> the future ofthe bar. Whilst he agrees with thesentiment that if the bar is notsustainable it is difficult<strong>to</strong> keep it <strong>open</strong> andadmitted that the bar “hasalways struggled <strong>to</strong> get goodbusiness” because it has notalways received adequatesupport; he also stated: “Like aflower, if you don’t water it, it willdie”.Pullan emphasised that if thebar received more support and anattempt was made <strong>to</strong> invigorate itsstatus amongst the other collegebars, it had the potential <strong>to</strong> be “aprofitable college space”. He feelsthat closure of the bar threatens the“outstanding student experience thatthis University prides itself on”.Roger Gould, Principal of<strong>Pendle</strong> College, said that he hadrecently been on a trip away from theUniversity and had come back <strong>to</strong>confusion. He <strong>to</strong>ldSCAN: “There seems<strong>to</strong> be conflicted messages.I’m not sure ifthe University arepulling the rug fromunder <strong>Pendle</strong> or ifit’s a matter <strong>to</strong> dowith the JCR.”Although Gouldargued that the bar“does need <strong>to</strong> beused <strong>to</strong> justify itbeing there, studentscannot use a bar thatis closed [and so]being closed mostnights of the weekis bound <strong>to</strong> reduceuse when the bar isactually <strong>open</strong>.”With regards <strong>to</strong>the concession thatthe bar will <strong>open</strong><strong>for</strong> college events,Gould stated hisbelief that the baris not “an eventsbar.” He was however,quick <strong>to</strong> statethat he was “not abeliever in thegloomy view that theUniversity is looking<strong>to</strong> close the bars,”but that the closureof <strong>Pendle</strong> <strong>Bar</strong> issure <strong>to</strong> lead <strong>to</strong> questionsabout how theUniversity supportsthe bars and howthey plan <strong>to</strong> encouragestudents <strong>to</strong> usetheir college bars.Gould emphasisedthat although thebar will be closed,<strong>Pendle</strong> is more than just a bar. <strong>Pendle</strong>Rooms, the building which holdsthe bar, will still be an active socialspace available <strong>to</strong> all students.“In February thenights that had noevents <strong>to</strong>ok under£50 on average,whereas the nightsthat had events <strong>to</strong>oka little over £200,which is still low.”Louise Davies, the University’sRetail Manager, concurred withGould and Pullan, telling SCAN“it saddens me that students arenot choosing <strong>to</strong> visit <strong>Pendle</strong> moreregularly… we are working hard<strong>to</strong> provide the sort of products,services and ultimately the experiencesthat students want, but we knowthat doing so will require collaborativeef<strong>for</strong>ts”. She maintains that thecollege bars are an important part ofthe Lancaster University experience,and that whilst “students engage inso many activities and events – weTHE BAR WILL ONLYOPEN FOR COLLEGEEVENTS SUCH ASPENDLE LIVEPho<strong>to</strong> by Jay Theiswould love <strong>to</strong> see them choosing<strong>Pendle</strong>, or indeed, any other bar asa place <strong>to</strong> hold them and we activelyencourage it.”The college bars were takenover by the Commercial Servicesdepartment in 2008.Concerns were raised at thetime that these could lead <strong>to</strong>undermining of the collegesystem and potential closures. This wasexacerbated by the changes <strong>to</strong> thebars’ management structure thisacademic year, which saw the barslose individual licensees.


16NEWSWeek 2 - Summer Termscan.lusu.co.uk/newsManagement School maintainsits <strong>to</strong>p AACSB accreditationChristian KillougheryLancaster University’s ManagementSchool (LUMS) has been confirmedas a world leader after AACSB International,The Association <strong>to</strong> AdvanceCollegiate Schools of Business,awarded accreditation <strong>for</strong> thefaculty’s high standards of businesseducation and innovation lastmonth.Having initially been awardedwith the accreditation in 2008,the review by AACSB is confirmationof Lancaster’s high standardsand strong reputation in businessamongst the academic community.The re-accreditation means Lancaster,ranked ninth in the UK by TheComplete University Guide and 71stglobally by the Financial Times <strong>for</strong>Business, sustains its triple accreditationfrom three world leading accreditationorganizations <strong>for</strong> business(AACSB, EQUIS and AMBA)placing LUMS in the <strong>to</strong>p two percen<strong>to</strong>f business schools worldwide.“Accreditation,important thoughit is, is just part ofa wider processof continuousimprovement “AACSB, established in 1916,is a global non-profit organizationproviding a network ofbusiness schools <strong>for</strong> the advancemen<strong>to</strong>f tertiary management education.With more than 1,350 membersin 83 different countries, it recognizesexcellence among its members byaccrediting degree level institutionsthat meet its high standards in areas ofinnovation, participation, teachingand academic engagement amongstboth undergraduate and graduatedegree programs.With less than five percen<strong>to</strong>f the world’s 13,000 businessprograms earning AACSB accreditation,the award provides both prospectivestudents and employers theopportunity <strong>to</strong> select coursesand job-applicants respectivelyfrom institutions recognized <strong>for</strong>attaining high standards. Otherbusiness schools accredited by AACSBinclude Harvard (United States),Stan<strong>for</strong>d (United States), IESE BusinessSchool (Spain) and The LondonBusiness School (UK) puttingLancaster alongside major globalleaders in business education andresearch.On hearing the news, LUMS deanProfessor Sue Cox expressed thatthis latest recognition would booststudent employment prospectsnoting that “[a]chievingaccreditation, important thoughit is, is just part of a wider processof continuous improvement anddevelopment which resonates withour culture of innovation here atLancaster.”“All credit <strong>to</strong> SueCox and her team,who put in the realwork.”A statement from LUMSwelcomed the re-accreditation fromAACSB, particularly recognizing thework of Professor Cox and her team,saying:“All credit <strong>to</strong> Sue Cox and herteam, who put in the real work.”Quiet period silences campus <strong>for</strong> examsRachel May QuinDeputy Features Edi<strong>to</strong>rWith the commencement of thesummer term, students of Lancasterare knuckling down <strong>to</strong> begin revision<strong>for</strong> exams. In order <strong>to</strong> minimisedisturbances, the university has announced,as it does each year, thatthere will be an en<strong>for</strong>ced Quiet Periodacross campus.“Each person isdifferent and whatmight seem quiet<strong>to</strong> one can reallydisturb another’ssleep and studyhabits”The Quiet Period aims <strong>to</strong> “ensurethat all students have opportunities<strong>to</strong> meet courseworkdeadlines and study <strong>for</strong> their examinations.”Emails sent out <strong>to</strong>students from their college administra<strong>to</strong>rsstate that there are <strong>to</strong> be absolutelyno parties in residences inaccommodation during this period,nor will any be sanctioned. Further<strong>to</strong> this, “should unauthorised partiesoccur and disturbances reported,porters will take the names of allguests and all will be sanctioned accordingly.”Students are encouraged<strong>to</strong> report any incidents <strong>to</strong> their portersif they feel that another studentis making unnecessary amounts ofnoise, in order <strong>to</strong> be dealt with appropriately.A porter working <strong>for</strong> the universityspoke <strong>to</strong> SCAN, stating thatQuiet Period often leads <strong>to</strong> a lot ofextra paperwork, as every disturbancemust be accurately recordedand sent <strong>to</strong> the Dean of the college.Whilst he admitted that during QuietPeriod he could be walking aroundall day investigating minor disturbances,our source said that “whilstsometimes it can seem petty, eachperson is different and what mightseem quiet <strong>to</strong> one can really disturbanother’s sleep and study habits; itis important during this time thatstudents respect each other.” He alsoemphasised that the university doestake a “zero-<strong>to</strong>lerance approach” <strong>to</strong>reports of noise complaints duringthis period, and occasionally “studentsfeel as though they have beenunfairly punished.”One student commented thatwhilst she unders<strong>to</strong>od the need <strong>for</strong>quiet during this time, and that“there is nothing more annoyingthan people partyingwhilst you’re tryinghard <strong>to</strong> concentrate onrevision”, sometimesthe university could beoverly vigilant. “I’veseen people getting in<strong>to</strong>trouble just <strong>for</strong> havingmusic on whilst theyworked,” our sourcesaid.“[The] Quiet Periodtends <strong>to</strong> make otherpeople over-sensitiveabout noise, and havingother students reportyou <strong>to</strong> the portersrather than coming <strong>to</strong>discuss the issue withyou face-<strong>to</strong>-face feelssneaky and immature;after all, we’re all adultsand we’re all in thesame boat with exams.”The Quiet Period notificationemail warnsthat the usual noisecomplaint fines aredoubled during thisperiod, thus studentscaught making <strong>to</strong>o much noise couldbe fined up <strong>to</strong> £40. Furthermore, <strong>to</strong>ensure students comply with finesand sanctions, the email warns thatfinal year students who have “outstandingdebt […] will not be able <strong>to</strong>receive their degrees until these mattersare resolved.”


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CAROLYNNEWELCOME TO CAROLYNNEDissertation death. It’s happened, orwill happen, <strong>to</strong> all of us. Unless you’reon one of those weird courses wherethe <strong>to</strong>rture-via-long-essay module isoptional, of course, in which case you can justget lost now. THIS NEWSPAPER IS NOT FORYOU (it is, really, but, I mean, we’re just allpretty jealous of you right now). And makingSCAN is very similar <strong>to</strong> making a dissertation,it turns out. The ingredients are the same -thorough research, passion, diligence, coffee, ameans of binding leaves of paper <strong>to</strong>gether in<strong>to</strong>a whole - but the outcome is read by StephenFry and by you. Which makes the whole ordealbearable.The fact that this week’s SCAN exists at allis something of a minor miracle, consideringhow much the dark spectre of those 10,000+words have hung over our edi<strong>to</strong>rial team. It hasinvolved writers and edi<strong>to</strong>rs exacerbating theirtyping-related RSI and crying in<strong>to</strong> their keyboardsmore than usual.‘Dissertation death. It’shappened, or will happen,<strong>to</strong> all of us’They have spent time thoughtfully researchingarticles even though the prospect of a nightresearching 14th Century Welsh poetry loomedahead of them. They have typed until their fingersbegan bleeding - and then they have typedsome more! And all <strong>for</strong> you, dear reader!And what has this blood sacrifice <strong>to</strong> the SCANgods produced? Well, it has produced a lot ofgood journalism, that’s what. In this issue wehave in-depth investigations in<strong>to</strong> riot cultureand anarchy and the importance of his<strong>to</strong>rydone right and why Michael Gove is an idiotand Thatcher and coffee and art and death andmusic and all that important shit! Interviewswith famous musicians, and interviews withpeople who are destined <strong>to</strong> be (probably) famousmusical direc<strong>to</strong>rs! Read it! It’s good! It’s bloodyincredible!IN THIS EDITIONCULTURE FEATURES FASHIONCABARET: THE INTERVIEWSTEFF BRAWN SPEAKS TO TWO OFTHE PEOPLE BEHIND THE SHOW P.19JOSHUA RADINHIS FIFTH STUDIO ALBUM IS DUEOUT IN MAY; SCAN SAT DOWN WITHHIM TO FIND OUT MORE P.20SIX OF THE BEST: FESTIVALSTHERE ARE SO MANY FESTIVALS TOCHOSE FROM THAT YOU ARE SPOLITFOR CHOICE. SCAN CULTURE HAVEPICKED OUR FAVOURITES TO HELPYOU DECIDE P.22CULTURE CLASH: GAME OF THRONESWHAT IS BETTER: THE TV SHOW ORTHE ORIGINAL BOOK SERIES? P.24ANIMAL CRUELTYA RECENT NEWS STORY ABOUT AYORK STUDENT FRYING A HAMSTERRAISES QUESTIONS ABOUT OURTREATMENT OF ANIMALS P.31GETTING OLDSTEPHANIE BELL FINDS BEING INHER TWENTIES ISN’T GREAT P.32THATCHER IN LANCASTERJOE HENTHORN TAKES A LOOK ATTHE SPEECHES THE IRON LADYMADE WHILE IN LANCASTER P.33DO IT YOURSELFHOW TO MAKE SURE YOU STAYFASHIONABLE ON A BUDGET P.34RALPH LAUREN FALL COLLECTIONSOPHIE BARRETT REPORTS FROMTHE FASHION HOUSE’S FALL 2013SHOW IN NEW YORK P.35LIFESTYLETHE TRUTH BEHIND YOUR COFFEETHERE ARE GOOD SIDES AND BADSIDES TO A CUP OF COFFEE. P.37THE SCAN PUZZLES SECTION IS BACK!QUIZ, CROSSWORD, SAMURAI SUDOKU, LONELY HEARTS! FUN!


CULTURESIX OF THE BESTConor ScrivenerCROPREDYAgain this August twenty-thousand like-mindedsouls will descend on the small village ofCropredy in Ox<strong>for</strong>dshire <strong>for</strong> Fairport Convention’sannual get <strong>to</strong>gether. Britain’s friendliestmusic festival last year fell on what was the <strong>only</strong>weekend with sunshine last summer and theywill be hoping <strong>for</strong> much of the same this year.Although a folk music festival by definition,Fairport Convention themselves pick all of thebands and the <strong>only</strong> criteria is that they like you.This has been evident over the past few yearswith acts such as Status Quo and The Buzzcocksgracing the stage but this year pushes theboundaries even further.‘Twenty-thousand like-mindedsouls will descend on the smallvillage of Cropredy inOx<strong>for</strong>dshire’Shock Rock pioneer Alice Cooper brings his<strong>only</strong> UK date of 2013 <strong>to</strong> Cropredy, a move DavePegg (bassist of Fairport) said they have beentrying <strong>to</strong> achieve <strong>for</strong> years and finally this year<strong>to</strong>uring schedules allowed it. With a full horrorshow promised it is one not <strong>to</strong> be missed.Fellow headliners 10CC bring their rock’n’roll<strong>to</strong> Cropredy on Friday night, sharing the stagewith the excellent Levellers. Eighties pop iconNik Kershaw brings a solo acoustic set <strong>to</strong> thestage be<strong>for</strong>e Fairport Convention’s finale <strong>to</strong>the weekend. With a great weekend of activities,food, real ale and cider and fabulous music,Cropredy is one of the most under-rated festivalsin the world.Steff BrawnCulture Edi<strong>to</strong>rWOMADWOMAD, standing <strong>for</strong> World of Music, Arts andDance, is the kind of festival that has a bit ofsomething <strong>for</strong> everyone. Started up by PeterGabriel in 1980, the festival showcases musicfrom all around the world at Charl<strong>to</strong>n Park inWiltshire. Dub, Reggae, Indian Classical, GypsyPunk, Salsa, Electronica and folk music are justa selection from the huge range of musical culturesthat are on display at the festival so it’s almostimpossible not <strong>to</strong> find something that willtake your fancy.‘WOMAD has played host <strong>to</strong> thelikes of Booker T, Gorgol Bordelloand Bellowhead’Also, it’s a great way <strong>to</strong> discover types of musicand artists that you may not be <strong>to</strong>o familiarwith. WOMAD has played host <strong>to</strong> the likes ofBooker T, Gorgol Bordello and Bellowhead in recentyears and this year’s line-up looks set <strong>to</strong> bejust as huge and exciting. UK groups such as theRiot Jazz Brass Band and Bwani Junction willbring an innovative energy <strong>to</strong> the festival withtheir ability <strong>to</strong> fuse musical flavours you wouldnever imagine go <strong>to</strong>gether. Music from acrossEurope will also be present with champions ofdub music in France Dub Inc and the interestingfusion sound of electro-swing coming fromAustrian stars the Parov Stelar Band.Last butcertainly not least, WOMAD goes much furtheracross the globe and introduces the sounds ofIndia, Pakistan, Ghana and many others witha particular of The Bombay Royale who combinesurf-rock with Bollywood; an extremelyintriguing sound.Lucy SmalleyDeputy Culture Edi<strong>to</strong>rBESTIVALWinner of ‘Best Major Festival’ at the UK FestivalAwards last year, Bestival has gone fromstrength <strong>to</strong> strength and is now well deservingof its somewhat presumptuous name. Based in abeautiful leafy country park in the Isle of Wight,Bestival was created in 2004 and has grownconsiderably both in size and scope with attendanceincreasing from 10,000 <strong>to</strong> 55,000. Withareas including ‘Tomorrowland’, ‘The AmbientForest’, ‘Stardust Field’ and ‘Magic Meadow’,Bestival is definitely a little bit quirky. Everyspace has been meticulously decorated and considered,with numerous visual highlights suchas the Wishing Tree, the Swamp Shack and aBollywood cocktail bus.‘Winner of ‘Best Major Festival’at the UK Festival Awards’In preparation <strong>for</strong> its 10th birthday the world’sbiggest fancy dress party needed <strong>to</strong> step up anotch. With last year’s acts including Florenceand the Machine, Two Door Cinema Club, theXX, Sigur Rós, and headlining with a certainMr. Wonder, Bestival 2013 has a bit of a reputation<strong>to</strong> live up <strong>to</strong>. <strong>Plans</strong> <strong>for</strong> this year seem <strong>to</strong> becoming along nicely, as organiser and Radio 1DJ Rob da Bank managed <strong>to</strong> secure the wonderfulEl<strong>to</strong>n John <strong>to</strong> headline Sunday’s proceedings.The theme <strong>for</strong> this year is HMS Bestival,and if last years ef<strong>for</strong>ts are anything <strong>to</strong> go byexpect plenty of drunken sailors, mermaids andmaybe a few sea monsters.This wonderfully weird extravaganza is not<strong>to</strong> be missed by alternative festival lovers,and is definitely worth trekking <strong>to</strong>the Isle of Wight <strong>for</strong>.22


FESTIVALS OF THE SUMMERCULTUREMANCHESTER INTERNATIONAL FESTIVALJoe HenthornCarolynne Edi<strong>to</strong>rJack SmithAssistant Edi<strong>to</strong>rLATITUDEJOE HENTHORNCAROLYNNE Edi<strong>to</strong>rKENDAL CALLINGManchester International Festival <strong>return</strong>s thisyear between the 4th and the 21st of July. Inprevious years the festival has turned heads <strong>for</strong>the ridiculously big musical names it has somehowmanaged <strong>to</strong> pull in; Kraftwerk played atthe city’s iconic Velodrome back in 2009, and in2011 premiered her Biophilia project. This year,however, the musical highlights are more varied- Mogwai, the xx and Massive Attack are themain attractions – and don’t threaten <strong>to</strong> steal thelimelight from everything else that’s going on.‘It has the advantage of being aproper two-week arts festival,as opposed <strong>to</strong> the expensiveweekenders on this list’Per<strong>for</strong>ming arts in particular lovers will haveplenty <strong>to</strong> gawp over. Kenneth Branagh <strong>return</strong>s<strong>to</strong> his Shakespearean roots in a new productionof Macbeth, and Maxine Peake will per<strong>for</strong>m aversion of Shelley’s epic about the Peterloo Massacre,The Masque of Anarchy, just metres fromwhere that massacre <strong>to</strong>ok place. And <strong>for</strong> cashstrappedarts-lovers, free art exhibition do it 2013, curated by Hans-Ulrich Obrist, promises <strong>to</strong>‘turns the notion of viewing in<strong>to</strong> an active andper<strong>for</strong>mative encounter between artist and visi<strong>to</strong>r’,and runs <strong>for</strong> the entire festival.It has the advantage of being a proper twoweekarts festival, as opposed <strong>to</strong> the expensiveweekenders on this list, making it ideal <strong>for</strong> boredLancastrians looking <strong>to</strong> stuff their emptySummer Terms with culture. Ticket23 prices vary between events, but studentsget £5 off.Latitude has managed <strong>to</strong> sneak under most people’sradar over the last few years while becomingone of Britain’s most critically acclaimed festivals.While it may be run by Festival Republic,that behemoth of the festival circuit that is alsoresponsible <strong>for</strong> inflicting Reading & Leeds on us,it manages <strong>to</strong> foster that boutique, high-browatmosphere that readers of The Guardian love.The line-up is something <strong>to</strong> behold. Kraftwerk(KRAFTWERK!) bring their 3D show <strong>to</strong> Suffolk;fans will receive 3D glasses through which <strong>to</strong>view the per<strong>for</strong>mance, which will most probablybe one of several aids that the crowd use <strong>to</strong> enhancetheir experience. Foals also make the stepup <strong>to</strong> a headline slot, which you could prettymuch tell was their next intended career moveby listening <strong>to</strong> their latest ef<strong>for</strong>t, Holy Fire. Alittle harder <strong>to</strong> explain is the presence of BlocParty as the <strong>open</strong>ing headliner. The highlightsare lower down the bill. Hot Chip and ModestMouse could (and perhaps should) be higher upthe bill and are well worth a view. Similarly,Everything Everything, alt-J, Yeah Yeah Yeahsand Beach House help create an eclectic lineupthat will please a wide variety of tastes.‘It manages <strong>to</strong> foster thatboutique, high-brow atmosphereTHAT GUARDIAN READERS LOVE.’Also, don’t <strong>for</strong>get the comedy - an area Latitudeconsistently does well. Sean Lock! DylanMoran! Mark Watson! Marcus Brigs<strong>to</strong>cke! FestivalRepublic could happily pass Latitude off asa comedy festival and you would probably stillfeel like you got your money’s worth.Oh, Lancaster. So isolated, so cold, so grey.It may well have escaped your attention, butall of the festivals on the list are a little... ou<strong>to</strong>f the way. What is it with the people whoorganise these things, setting up all thebest festivals in farty little bits of southern,middle-class countryside? It’s as if they thinkLondon is where all the money is...Fortunately, us Northerners, and usLancastrains especially, are now well coveredby the consistently excellent KendalCalling festival. Set deep in the heart of thebeautiful lake district, it boasts an incredibleline-up <strong>for</strong> a festival of its size; headliners includethe Charlatans, Primal Scream and - ina surreal yet incredible coup <strong>for</strong> the festival –Public Enemy.‘us Lancastrains are now wellcovered by the consistentlyexcellent Kendal Calling festival’There are some real treats further down theline-up <strong>to</strong>o, with Dutch Uncles, Wave Machinesand Theme Park all making appearances. Thenthere’s the usual assortment of food, beer andarty-farty-ness that you would expect from afestival like this – organic poets, vegan chickens,and 19.8% alcohol cider made with locallysourced apples and cow piss are all <strong>to</strong> be expected.Getting there takes half an hour and willcost you a mere £5.30 with a railcard, and ticketsare well priced at around £120. And thereprobably won’t be many people from Londonthere, as if you needed another excuse <strong>to</strong> go...


CULTURECULTURE CLASH: GAME OF THRONESWHAT’S BETTER - THE BOOKS OR THE TV SHOW? KIRSTY LEE AND RACHEL QUIN FIGHT IT OUTTHE TV SHOWTHE BOOKSKIRSTY LEERACHEL QUINIt is becoming a frequent occurrence that someof our literary best sellers are cashing in ontheir popularity and allowing <strong>for</strong> their novels<strong>to</strong> be adapted <strong>to</strong> fit the screen, This is the case<strong>for</strong> the highly acclaimed and much loved televisionshow, Game of Thrones. The concept istaken from A Song of Fire and Ice, the sevenbooksaga written by George R. R. Martin. Thebooks <strong>to</strong>tal an outstanding 5232 pages whichwhen compared <strong>to</strong> other fantasy epics like LordOf The Rings, which <strong>to</strong>tals 2064 pages includingThe Hobbit, this is staggering and a little daunting<strong>for</strong> many of us.I praise the television show over the books <strong>for</strong>a number of reasons, the first being that thescenes are visually rich and go way beyond whatyou could of imagined in some cases. Sometimeswhen you are reading a novel, it is difficult <strong>to</strong>actually picture what the author wants you <strong>to</strong>,but on the television, several people have collaborated<strong>to</strong> bring you exactly what it is the authorwas describing.By making the scenery come <strong>to</strong> life, it helps<strong>to</strong> bring the whole s<strong>to</strong>ry alive, you get more ofa visual understanding of the setting. Also, anac<strong>to</strong>r is able <strong>to</strong> fully engage with the words andcan show emotion when delivering the lines <strong>to</strong>help put life in<strong>to</strong> the s<strong>to</strong>ry. Sure, the charactersmay not look like how you imagined them in thebooks but through exquisite casting, the ac<strong>to</strong>rsthat were hired <strong>to</strong> play the part somehow seem<strong>to</strong> fit perfectly.The multi-strand narrative allows the audience<strong>to</strong> dive in and out of different s<strong>to</strong>ry lines.I find that this montage style of narrative worksextremely well on television, especially in regards<strong>to</strong> keeping the audience engaged and ontheir <strong>to</strong>es. With television there is the ability <strong>to</strong>flick between all the relevant s<strong>to</strong>rylines with theease of an edit, without having <strong>to</strong> wait chaptersand chapters.Of course there will always be discrepanciesfrom the book <strong>to</strong> the screen, but that is why it ismarketed as an adaptation of the book, and notthe actual book itself. There are <strong>only</strong> so manythings that television can do technically andif there is not the technology <strong>to</strong> create somescenes, then they will be taken out in favour ofthose that can work. It is also incredibly hard<strong>to</strong> break down over 5000 words in<strong>to</strong> hour-longsegments and so some parts maybe left out.Theimportant thing <strong>to</strong> remember <strong>for</strong> a televisionadaptation, is that all the interesting and actionpacked parts of the book need <strong>to</strong> be aired and inthis case they will be aired in favour of lengthypanoramic views over Westeros.After all, the reason we watch programmeslike this is <strong>for</strong> the action. Game of Thrones hasbeen commissioned <strong>for</strong> a fourth series and as thethird season is well under way, I can safely saythat I am very excited <strong>for</strong> the things <strong>to</strong> come.Game of Thrones is more than just a great TV series;it’s also a series of rather interesting booksby George R.R. Martin. Although the TV seriesis as<strong>to</strong>unding and I follow it religiously, the bestway <strong>to</strong> experience it is the way it was intended.The great thing about the books is the minuteattention <strong>to</strong> detail and the vivid characters.Credit where it’s due, the casting <strong>for</strong> the showhas been absolutely sensational. But <strong>for</strong> those ofus with a vibrant imagination, you don’t need atelevision <strong>to</strong> picture the people and places. Further<strong>to</strong> this, the multi-narrative approach of thebooks give you a greater scope of the charactersand their lives. On the negative side, there is somuch detail that the books can become tediousat times. However, un<strong>for</strong>tunately, despite HBO’sbest interests, the show can be just as tedious.At times I find myself zoning out, and someepisodes it feels like nothing at all is happening.With adaptations, my pet hate is this pointlessdesire <strong>to</strong> Hollywood-ise absolutely everything.Whilst I admit most of the TV seriesremains true <strong>to</strong> the books, there are still someridiculous changes. Tyrion Lannister <strong>for</strong> example,according <strong>to</strong> the books, loses his nose andhas his face completely mangled during thebattle of Blackwater Bay. Consequently, this repulseseverybody around him and has profoundeffects on his personality and character, as hefeels a desire <strong>to</strong> live up <strong>to</strong> his monsterous appearance.On the show, he takes a crack <strong>to</strong> thehead like a champ and is back <strong>to</strong> normal withina couple of episodes. Now, I’m not the biggestfan of gore, but it feels like a daft change <strong>to</strong>make just <strong>to</strong> appeal <strong>to</strong> the audience, who mightrecoil at a less than perfect face. Further <strong>to</strong> this,there have been suggestions that the producershave decided that if Martin fails <strong>to</strong> produce thefinal two books be<strong>for</strong>e the TV series catchesup, they have the artistic licence <strong>to</strong> do whateverthey want. As far as I’m concerned, althoughthe series makes it clear that they are simply an‘adaptation’ of Martin’s books, deciding <strong>to</strong> dowhatever the hell you want with the plotline justbecause the author is taking his sweet time <strong>to</strong>write the books is ridiculous. You cannot rusha masterpiece - patience is a virtue my friends.I would recommend reading the books as away of wrapping your head around all the charactersand really being able <strong>to</strong> grasp what’s goingon. Admittedly, I was introduced <strong>to</strong> A SongOf Ice And Fire by watching the TV series, andI found myself so intrigued (and so impatient<strong>for</strong> season two), that I immediately bought thebooks <strong>to</strong> find out more. They are a fantastic wayof getting well-acquainted with the families ofWesteros, and a lifeline <strong>for</strong> those of us who simplycannot af<strong>for</strong>d <strong>to</strong> hang around <strong>for</strong>a year waiting <strong>for</strong> HBO <strong>to</strong> release thenext season.24


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FEATURESFEATURES EDITOR: ANNIE GOUKSCAN.LUSU.CO.UK/CAROLYNNE/FEATURESSCAN.FEATURES@LUSU.CO.UKIS GREAT BRITAIN CRUEL TO ANIMALS?THE GRAND NATIONAL, AS WELL AS A RECENT NEWS STORY ABOUT A STUDENT FRYING AHAMSTER, RAISE QUESTIONS ABOUT OUR TREATMENT OF ANIMALS. WILL A SOLUTION EVER BE FOUND?cosmetics is vain and un-necessary; resultingin the EU recently en<strong>for</strong>cing a ban on the saleof cosmetics which were developed throughanimal testing, after much campaigning andcelebrity support from the likes of Sir PaulMcCartney, Morrissey and Sienna Miller.‘A student was recently summoned<strong>to</strong> court <strong>for</strong> thinking itwould be absolutely hilarious<strong>to</strong> cook whilst drunk, the mainingredient being a hamster’RACHEL QUINDEPUTY FEATURES edi<strong>to</strong>rThe issue of cruelty <strong>to</strong> animals is ever present inthe modern world, as we progress from the darkages - where it was deemed perfectly acceptable<strong>to</strong> slaughter cute cuddly animals <strong>to</strong> a God of yourchoosing – we become much more humane andprefer <strong>to</strong> keep them as pets. As a result of this, wetend <strong>to</strong> become outraged by cases where peopletreat our fellow creatures like dirt.A student of York was recently summoned <strong>to</strong>court <strong>for</strong> thinking it would be absolutely hilarious<strong>to</strong> cook whilst drunk, the main ingredient beinga hamster. The student involved, James White,was accused of frying the hamster, and the poorcreature was discovered the next morning curledup in a frying pan. Although it is unclear whetherthe animal was cooked alive - White claims thathe is unsure whether he killed the hamster - it iswithout a doubt that his actions were disgusting,drunk or not.The judge sentenced Mr. White <strong>to</strong> 120 hourscommunity service and fined him £1,000; as wellas a ban on keeping animals. Upon sentencing,the judge stated “had that sadistic conduct [cookingthe hamster alive] been established I would bedealing with you in a far more serious way thanI am”. To many people, including myself,the act of frying someone’s pet is31 abhorrent and should be severely punished,but it also raises the question of,THE GRAND NATIONAL RAISESQUESTIONS ABOUT ANIMALCRUELTY EVERY YEARPho<strong>to</strong> by Paulo Camerawhere do we draw the line with animals?By that I mean, say the poor hamster hadalready perished by the time White found it anddecided <strong>to</strong> fry it, is that still disgusting and cruel?Bearing in mind we regularly slaughter animalsand fry their remains <strong>to</strong> make delicious baconsandwiches. It’s a sensitive issue, as demonstratedby the recent horror over horse meat being usedin value ‘beef’ burgers.‘Animal rights will remainan issue as long as there arehumans <strong>to</strong> mistreat them’Animals have always been treated as lessvaluable than humans, often being the subjectsof medical and cosmetic testing. Though therehave been complaints about the mistreatment ofanimals in medical testing, using our furry friendshas helped <strong>to</strong> develop important vaccinations andtreatments <strong>for</strong> the likes of diabetes and other fatalillnesses.In fact, although animals are subjected <strong>to</strong>many unpleasant things in the name of medicalresearch, they have also benefitted; <strong>for</strong> example, twofatal illnesses in cats have since been discoveredand vaccines created. However, one could arguethat whilst animals are vital in medical research,using them <strong>for</strong> the benefits of creatingAnother bone of contention <strong>for</strong> theanimal lovers of Britain comes from the GrandNational, first run in 1839 and held atAintree Racecourse in Liverpool. Animal rightsactivists have long campaigned <strong>to</strong> have it modifiedor banned. The horse deaths in the Grand National arehigher than your average steeplechase - reportssuggesting there around six deaths per 439 horsesbetween 2000 and 2010.Aintree officials have taken note and workedwith welfare organisations <strong>to</strong> improve the courseand veterinary facilities, including a surgeryconstructed in the stable yard in order <strong>to</strong> treatinjured horses more rapidly. Whilst these changesare somewhat com<strong>for</strong>ting, there are still calls <strong>for</strong>the race <strong>to</strong> be abolished completely, as some arguethe horses ‘do not want <strong>to</strong> race’ and that it is cruel<strong>to</strong> hold such an event as a <strong>for</strong>m of entertainment.These arguments are certainly valid, andsome of the jockeys could learn <strong>to</strong> be gentlerwith their whip; but these competing horsesare bred <strong>to</strong> race. Horses enjoy physical exerciseand take great pleasure in being ridden. In fact,if not ridden enough horses become unhappyand restless. Furthermore, if we banned horseracing, would use would we have <strong>for</strong> horses?They’re hardly a household pet, and there isoutrage when we try <strong>to</strong> put horse flesh in our food;there<strong>for</strong>e by banning horse racing there wouldn’treally be any specific role <strong>for</strong> horses, other thanbeing occasionally strutted round a field <strong>for</strong>children learning <strong>to</strong> ride.Overall, animal rights will remain anissue as long as there are humans <strong>to</strong> mistreatthem, and it seems unlikely that asatisfying solution <strong>for</strong> all will be discovered anytime soon. Whilst animals can be our greatestfriend at home as domesticated pets, animalsare also our main source of nourishment andallow us <strong>to</strong> safely find cures <strong>for</strong> diseases withoutendangering human life.


FEATURESGETTING OLD: HOW DOES IT REALLY FEEL TO BE TWENTY?carolynne edi<strong>to</strong>r STEPHANIE BELL FINDS BEING IN HER TWENTIES ISN’T ALL IT’S CRACKED UP TO BEWhen I envisioned my life as a twentysomething it consisted of; matching lingerie sets,owning a practical coat and actually wearing it,having a ‘signature scent,’ and obtaining a spicerack with sufficient spices <strong>to</strong> fill it. I would strutcoquettishly from cafe <strong>to</strong> cafe, exuding acertain ‘je ne sais quoi’ and have a successfulstring of accolades which didn’t feature The BellFamily Monopoly Champion 1999 as the main triumph.However, as the current situation stands, Ihave acquired none of the above and my measlycollection of spices boasts <strong>only</strong> mixed herbs andan out of date packet of un<strong>open</strong>ed rosemary.Flashback <strong>to</strong> your younger days when youwere happily living the life of every teenager,filled with angst, hormones and knock off cider.Don’t those seem like happier times, where all youhad <strong>to</strong> worry about was the emergence of spots(imminent) and whether or not Tom Smith fromBiology had the hots <strong>for</strong> you, (he didn’t)? Theseissues may now seem like a breeze as life cranksit up a notch in the difficulty stakes of your earlytwenties.My Grannie taught me that life gets easierthe older you get. That may be true <strong>for</strong> her, agedninety two, living a life of Werther’s Originalsand reruns of Strictly Come Dancing, but now,aged twenty one, life seems <strong>to</strong>ugh. A differentkind of hard however; one where your issues looka lot more serious and your responsibilities areheftier. You hover in an in between existence whereSuper Noodles are still the main basis of everymeal, yet you know it’s wrong. You’re on theverge, on the edge, on the cusp of becoming afully fledged adult and functioning member of society,yet you’re still unsure whether bras can goin the dryer or not.‘This is the summer of youryouth, you have fruit in yourloins or something, so embraceit <strong>for</strong> what it is be<strong>for</strong>e you have<strong>to</strong> pick out China patterns’These confusions heighten as people bombardyou with pressing issues such as; ‘What are yougoing <strong>to</strong> do <strong>for</strong> after you graduate? Where areyou going <strong>to</strong> live? Have you considered usinganti-wrinkle cream, you know prevention be<strong>for</strong>ecure?’ As you swear the next person <strong>to</strong> ask yousuch unanswerable profanity you WILL finish likea cheesecake.This said, I believe that life gets easier themore you know who you are and what you want<strong>to</strong> do. And if, like me you don’t quite have theanswer <strong>to</strong> either of those just yet, then that’scompletely fine. In times like this remember themotivational mover and shaker Britney Spearswhen she famously sung; “I’m not a girl, notyet a woman,”. This smash hit of 2002 was <strong>to</strong>accompany the release of box office hit,‘Crossroads,’ very apt <strong>to</strong> our current situationyet with considerably more crop <strong>to</strong>ps. Shesubsequently went bonkers and shaved her hairoff <strong>for</strong> no apparent reason; but this aside, theseare wise words <strong>to</strong> ponder when times get <strong>to</strong>ugh,so put down the razor and take note.This is the summer of your youth, you havefruit in your loins or something, so embrace it<strong>for</strong> what it is be<strong>for</strong>e you have <strong>to</strong> pick out Chinapatterns. Remember that it’s all relational andcurrent issues may not matter in a few years andthey certainly won’t matter when it’s time <strong>to</strong> whipout the Werther’s Originals.32


FEATURESLADY THATCHER AND THE END OF HISTORYJOE HENTHORN RELFECTS ON THE SPEECHES THE IRON LADY GAVE IN LANCASTERmargaret thatcher’s coffinpasses through ludgatecircus <strong>to</strong>wards st. paul’sPho<strong>to</strong> by Duncan RimmerThatcher’s dead! And it’s almost impossible <strong>to</strong> sayanything that hasn’t already been said about it.Every aspect of her life and death has beenanalysed by the media over the course of the lastfew weeks, down <strong>to</strong> the tiniest detail (you have<strong>to</strong> feel <strong>for</strong> us student journalists, unable <strong>to</strong> pressthe pause but<strong>to</strong>n on current affairs during theholidays). Though I soon got <strong>to</strong> wondering; didMrs. Thatcher ever come and visit Lancaster University?If so, did she like it? Did she have a flickthrough SCAN, and would she rather be in Countyor Cartmel? And most importantly, would she argue<strong>for</strong> or against the introduction of a multi-nationalsandwich chain opposite Bowland <strong>Bar</strong> (actually,the answer <strong>to</strong> that one is fairly obvious)?Anyway, I did a bit of digging, and found thetranscripts of some speeches she made on twoof the more notable occasions that she visitedLancaster. They are two utterly innocuousfootnotes in the his<strong>to</strong>ry of her life, perhaps mostnotable <strong>for</strong> matters meteorological (‘the sun wasshining on this particular part of the British Isles’when she came <strong>to</strong> visit, according <strong>to</strong> the BBC)than <strong>for</strong> any obvious political reason. But theyare a useful way in <strong>to</strong> some more recent debatesthat have been raging across our campus - andthe country more generally – about the value ofan education in the arts.The content of her speeches gotme thinking of Michael Gove’s newnational curriculum <strong>for</strong> His<strong>to</strong>ry. It’s a brilliantlyterrible cocktail of dead-end facts and nationalismthat borders on racism, but perhaps the mostimportant thing about it is that it situates Thatcheras the ‘End of His<strong>to</strong>ry’, the last figure in a hugelist of ‘Great English Heroes!’ <strong>to</strong> be ‘learned byheart’. After all, what’s the point in His<strong>to</strong>ry afterThatcher? We all know how the s<strong>to</strong>ry pans out– Maggie and Regan high-five each other, shesmashes down the Berlin Wall with nothing buther handbag, and capitalism goes on <strong>to</strong> solve allof the world’s problems. Or at least, that’s whatMichael Gove would like you <strong>to</strong> think. And it’sdangerous, because teaching like that is nothingshort of indoctrination. Thatcher becomes the Endof His<strong>to</strong>ry, and people don’t complain.Thatcher, on the other hand, would disagree. Or,at least the February 1970 version of her would.That’s when she came <strong>to</strong> this very campus andgave a speech <strong>to</strong> the inventively-titles ‘LancasterUniversity Conservative Political Centre Committee’.She was speaking in opposition <strong>to</strong> Labour’srecently introduced Education Act, which she didnot believe could ‘provide education which wassuitable <strong>to</strong> the age, aptitude and ability of thechild’. It’s an interesting statement, since it’s thesame criticism a lot on the left are now making ofGove’s policy, which wants <strong>to</strong> teach kids as youngas five about the notion of ‘the state’. She continues:‘the objective of education is not merely aneconomic objective but its main objective mustbe <strong>to</strong>wards a greater responsibility and <strong>to</strong>wardsa higher quality of life both individually and as acommunity’. Education is not <strong>for</strong> purely economicends, but <strong>for</strong> a higher communal quality of life?!This Thatcher seems unrecognisable from the onewho didn’t believe in something called society.She seems, actually, kind of alright.When she came back oop north in 1974 though,as part of BBC Radio 4’s ‘Any Questions’ series atLancaster and Morecambe College, her ideas hadchanged. ‘There are <strong>to</strong>o many youngsters at universityreading sociology or politics which peopledon’t think will be the most interesting or usefuleducation <strong>for</strong> them in later life’, she <strong>to</strong>ld anaudience that probably had its fair share of politicsstudents, ‘and perhaps <strong>to</strong>o few people doingsome of the practical skills which would in facthelp more than those theoretical subjects’. Ah,His<strong>to</strong>ry, politics, sociology, the ‘theoreticalsubjects’... they’re the stuff of Gove’s (andThatcher post-1974) nightmares. Thatcher’ssolution, when she was in office, was <strong>to</strong> simply ignorethem, marginalising their influence in classrooms.Gove’s novel approach seems <strong>to</strong> be <strong>to</strong> borepotential his<strong>to</strong>ry students in<strong>to</strong> oblivion.His<strong>to</strong>ry and subjects like it are all essentialdisciplines <strong>for</strong> anyone who believes in theimportance of thinking critically moregenerally. And the thing is, when the next lot ofUniversity cuts come, these subjects will probablybe the ones <strong>to</strong> suffer. Because <strong>for</strong> Thatcher-influencedmanagers the value of an academic subjectis equal <strong>to</strong> its ability <strong>to</strong> make huge amountsof profit, rather than its ability <strong>to</strong> create, inThatcher’s words,’a higher quality of life bothindividually and as a community’.[The two speeches mentioned in this article are both available on‘Margaret Thatcher: Complete Public Statements 1945-1990’, a CDheld in the library – A Floor, Purple Zone, 43/0928]


FASHIONLIFESTYLE EDITOR: LAURA DEMPSTERSCAN.LUSU.CO.UK/CAROLYNNE/FASHIONSCAN.FASHION@LUSU.CO.UKDO IT YOURSELF FASHIONSEWING IS BECOMING COOL AGAIN. CATHERINE STURMAN SHOWS YOUHOW TO STAY FASHIONABLE ON A BUDGET USING A NEEDLE AND THREADSCRUNCHIESYou may have thought you’d seen the last ofscrunchies when you threw them in the binalong with your hair mascara. But the 90s nostalgiatrend has made scrunchies every girl’s mostprized fashion accessory once again. The launchof brand ‘My Crazy Scrunchie’ has revolutionisedthe scrunchie by creating hand made one offstyles . Vivienne Westwood featured the brandin her SS13 show and they have been given theseal of approval from model Cara Delvigne. But atprices ranging from £12-£23 they’re not ideal <strong>for</strong>the typical student budget. Fortunately scrunchiesare one of the easiest DIY sewing projects and costalmost nothing <strong>to</strong> make.HOW TO MAKE THEM:• A scrap of fabric measuring 10cm by 56cm(cut up dresses with patterns you may bethrowing out or if you’re passing Pres<strong>to</strong>n orManchester, vintage shop Retro Rehab sellsamazing vintage cut offs <strong>for</strong> 50p each)• A needle and thread• Pins• A piece of elastic measuring approx. 0.5 cmby 22cm• A safety pin• Scissors1. Iron your fabric strip <strong>to</strong> ensure there are nocreases.2. Fold the strip in half length ways so thewrong side of the fabric is showing.3. Pin the two sides <strong>to</strong>gether.4. Fold back approx. 1 cm of the fabric at oneend and secure with a pin.5. Hand stitch the two sides <strong>to</strong>gether usingsmall stitches, but make sure not <strong>to</strong> sew upthe ends. You should end up with a tube offabric.6. Turn the fabric tube inside out so the rightside of the fabric is showing7. Put a safety pin through the end of yourpiece of elastic and then use it <strong>to</strong> feed theelastic through the fabric tube, the fabricshould start <strong>to</strong> scrunch up as you do this8. Once you have fed the elastic through tie thetwo end of the elastic <strong>to</strong>gether in a knot.9. Make sure the fabric is bunched up as muchyou would like and begins <strong>to</strong> resemble ascrunchie.10. Slide the end which you folded the 1cm offabric over the other end and secure in placeusing a simple overstitch.STUDDED COLLARSStudded collars were first featured in Prada’smenswear AW show back in 2009. However, asandrogynous styles started <strong>to</strong> filter in<strong>to</strong> women’sfashion, collars have become a key accessory inwomen’s fashion <strong>to</strong>o .They have <strong>return</strong>ed <strong>to</strong> therunway each season in more and more differentvariations and styles. Alexa Chung is a fan ofdresses featuring the Peter Pan collar and shirstwith stud embellished collars. However, suchdecadent collar s needn’t be restricted <strong>to</strong> just collaredshirts and dresses, cue the detachable collar.Detachable collars with simple embellishments instantlyglam up any outfit and look perfect with around neck jumper or <strong>to</strong>p.HOW TO MAKE THEM:• An old shirt (all you need is a decent collar)• A needle and thread• Scissors• Tweezers• Fabric glue (<strong>only</strong> needed if using embellishmentsother than studs or but<strong>to</strong>ns)• For the embellishment you can use whateveryou like but these are a few ideas:• But<strong>to</strong>ns- cut them off old clothes, buy themat haberdasheries or sometimes charity shopssell bags of them• Studs- these can be purchased from beadsuppliers, haberdasheries or Ebay• Pearls/beads/ jewels- you could use the beadsfrom broken jewellery, ask around yourfriends if they have any old or broken jewellerythat they don’t want which you can cutup1. Cut the collar off your shirt. Make sure <strong>to</strong>cute along the seam line which attaches thecollar <strong>to</strong> the shirt.2. If the collar is worn or stained, turn the collarinside out.3. Embellish as you like, below are some examplesof how you might want <strong>to</strong> cus<strong>to</strong>mizeyour collar.4. If using studs, get ones which have 4 spikeson the back. Stab the spikes through the materialand bend them down <strong>to</strong> secure in placeusing a pair of tweezers.5. If using but<strong>to</strong>ns, sew them on by stitchesthrough the but<strong>to</strong>n hole/loop several times <strong>to</strong>ensure it is fixed in place.6. For any other embellishments secure in placeusing fabric glue. But make sure you leaveplenty of time <strong>for</strong> the glue <strong>to</strong> dry be<strong>for</strong>e movingor <strong>to</strong>uching the collar.34


fifty trends of gray (21-30)DAMIAN GRAY TIES TOGETHER HIS NEXT TEN TRENDS FOR THE SUMMERNo ropes or chains could keep us away frombringing you the next lot of trends we’re sure youhave been gagging <strong>for</strong> over the Easter break.1 & 2. TRENDS: Sports Luxe/LA BeachThese two come hand in hand. The main ‘look’this summer is laidback, athletic and energetic.Think Malibu beach bar. Bright coloured tees,tank <strong>to</strong>ps and trainers contrasting black shortsand shades are what we are going <strong>for</strong>. In the hopeof hot weather the sportswear edge gives us lightweightmaterials and, with more money spent ofthe sports brands day-<strong>to</strong>-day collections, theypresent us with an acceptable street look ready<strong>for</strong> day and night. Must have items are the barrelgym bag, lightweight bomber jacket, neon tees,Ray Ban wayfarers and other items in this article.Need a start up tip? TK MAXX. After a few lapsround there you’ll have bagged yourself some ontrend bargains and still have money left over <strong>for</strong> aPina Colada in the LA heat (or in MINT Lancaster,which ever is closest).3. TOPS: VestsThe Marmite of <strong>to</strong>ps. Extreme V’s are a no go.Skinny guys should wear baggier cuts froms<strong>to</strong>res like AMERICAN APPARELL. TOPMAN’stight vests will suit more athletic builds. Middleman? Stick <strong>to</strong> tees. Hard <strong>to</strong> pull off, even harder<strong>to</strong> put on.4. BODY: All Over TanOur recent vacation may have let the sun go <strong>to</strong> ourheads but you can’t deny a sun kissed complexionover the summer months certainly makes thingsa little better and puts you in the sunshine spirit.Even if the British weather doesn’t live up <strong>to</strong> theCali<strong>for</strong>nia heat we are all hoping <strong>for</strong>. Not jettingoff? A secret weekly sunbed will make all the difference.No one will know, except Tanya andLesley at Sun Station.5. STYLE TIP: Key PiecesIt’s no good having twenty graphictees from the high street that younever wear simply because they costa couple of quid. Think more about yourpurchases. Buy less, pay more. If done correctlyyou’ll be cultivating a more capsule wardrobe thatlasts longer and makes getting dressed take lesstime and ef<strong>for</strong>t.6. JACKETS: Lightweight Sport Bombers7. SHORTS: CK Swim ShortsSticking with the big summertrend of sports luxe, a vintageAdidas jacket wouldbe the home run on thefashion field. Either scours<strong>to</strong>res such as POP BOU-TIQUE, sites like EBAYor buy new with JER-EMY SCOTT X ADIDAScollections.With recent trends focusing on prints and brightcolours pull back with a classic CK swim short.Keep it black if you want a more classic look orFASHIONmake waves with the Baywatch red. Both foundin a selection of lengths at HOUSE OF FRAS-ER. Shorter the better, but keep away from anySpeedo style.8. SOCKS: White Trainer SocksWhat with so much colour going onelsewhere a fresh white trainersock will keep in withthe LA trend andshow off the newshows. Most localsportswear s<strong>to</strong>res sellmy personal favouritePUMA so cheap (ish) you <strong>only</strong> ever need <strong>to</strong> wearthem once (kind of).9. TOPS: Basketball JerseysIn an ideal world we’d all be rummaging throughthrift shops in the US finding amazing basketballjerseys <strong>for</strong> $3. Un<strong>for</strong>tunately that’s not going <strong>to</strong>happen <strong>to</strong> many of us any time soon so we’ll have<strong>to</strong> stick <strong>to</strong> (yes yet again) vintage shops like BESTLEEDS <strong>to</strong> get the latest craze item of the moment.The women’s high street have gone crazy <strong>for</strong> thisand the men’s is soon <strong>to</strong> follow so get ahead ofthe game <strong>to</strong> achieve a style slam dunk.10. TRAINERSThat may sound very technical but it actual factit’s just a lightweight trainer with padded ankles,mesh panels and a traction grip tread. No, wehave no idea either. NEW BALANCE 410 or 420’sand NIKE ELITE’s are our favourite and can befound at ASOS and JD SPORTS <strong>for</strong> less than £60.ralph lauren 2013 fall collection: sophie barrett reports from new yorkRalph Lauren has always been considered alabel that is very equestrian-associated;inaccessible <strong>to</strong> the average fee-earner; and <strong>only</strong>really viewed as the father of the infamous poloshirt, which is widely sported by men who havecot<strong>to</strong>ned-on <strong>to</strong> it’s availability on eBay. This isvery true of Ralph Lauren’s Black Label – thehigh-end runway collection that can <strong>only</strong>really be af<strong>for</strong>ded by millionaires, celebrities,and on-the-edge shopaholics. I can, however,reveal that Ralph Lauren have (praise the lord)released a ‘Lauren’ label – a cheaper, moreedgy and youth-orientated collection, which isprogressively extending <strong>to</strong> the UK.I was <strong>for</strong>tunate enough <strong>to</strong> acquire ahighly sought-after seat at New York’s 2013 FallCollection ‘Lauren’ women’s fashion show. Iprepared myself <strong>for</strong> an incredible, but alsosurreal experience, where I would bepositioned next <strong>to</strong> rather pretentiousfashionistas and clothes-snobs from across theglobe. All this was true, but I couldn’t preparemyself <strong>for</strong> the sheer accessibility and appealof what I had considered <strong>to</strong> be a ‘one trickpony’ brand (excuse the equestrian pun). Thecatwalk, on the <strong>for</strong>ty-fourth floor of New York’sHearst Tower, was refreshingly bare and simplydecorated by two palm trees. It paid homage<strong>to</strong> the bohemian Ralph Lauren vibe, whilst no<strong>to</strong>rnamenting the very obvious saddle and bridlepolo associations – thus it appeared fresh andexclusive - immediately setting it apart from theBlack Label.Further, the clothes and assembledoutfits in particular, were realistic. By this,I mean that a palate or capsule wardrobe wasutilised <strong>to</strong> piece <strong>to</strong>gether the entire show – provingaccessibility <strong>to</strong> an audience who cannot af<strong>for</strong>da million pieces, and want <strong>to</strong> be shown how<strong>to</strong> work with a few beautifully crafted items.The most specific lesson that I learnt from theexperience was: ladies, we must all collect anensemble of belts. I realise that I have bespokehomage <strong>to</strong> the Little Black Dress a few <strong>to</strong>o manytimes in SCAN Fashion, but I must reiterate…a black dress worn ten times, with ten differentbelts and cardigans, will not be recognisedas the same dress. Instead, you will becomesomeone who knows how <strong>to</strong> create adifferent look on a daily basis; is inspired by thecrafting of multiple outfits from a simple palate;and thus is a ‘stylish woman’. I recently did amonths work placement, and <strong>to</strong>ok two dresses andone pair of trousers <strong>to</strong> work each week, but a fewdifferent belts and handbags. I was complimentedon my ‘range’ of outfits – whilst smugly huggingmyself <strong>for</strong> my frugal shopping tactics and ability<strong>to</strong> fake a mountainous wardrobe.The ‘Lauren’ show featured a Parisian theme,which worked <strong>to</strong> pair stripes, pumps andberets - creating chic Hepburn-esquesilhouettes. Loose trousers were worn (all hailthe move from the skinny jean please…), which Iconsidered <strong>to</strong> be extremely flattering whenpaired with flats. An ef<strong>for</strong>tless image wasportrayed, and I cannot express enough howmuch I think it ought be embraced. Try-hardlooks are not as flattering as the appearanceof someone who has ‘thrown on’ an outfit andlooks fabulous – just saying.READ MORE ONLINE AT SCAN.LUSU.CO.UK/FASHION


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LIFESTYLELIFESTYLE EDITOR: LYDIA WARRENDERSCAN.LUSU.CO.UK/CAROLYNNE/LIFESTYLESCAN.LIFESTYLE@LUSU.CO.UKTHE TRUTH BEHIND YOUR CUP OF COFFEELydia warrenderlifestyle edi<strong>to</strong>rYou know things are getting rough when most ofthe coffee shops in <strong>to</strong>wn know you by name, letalone your order. Alright, you got me – I’m a selfconfessedcaffeine addict, hooked on the roastedstuff and practically renting myself out <strong>to</strong> Nero’s<strong>to</strong> get my fix. Mocha, Americano, Caramelatte, ifit comes in a big white mug with a double shot ofespresso, I’m game.It was <strong>only</strong> when a friend lamented thedeterioration of my liver (and not <strong>for</strong> any alcoholI’m partial <strong>to</strong>) that I came <strong>to</strong> wonder: exactly whatis the science behind coffee and its link <strong>to</strong> health?Let me explain the good, the bad, and the ugly.the GOOD news• Women who consume more than two cups ofcoffee per day are less likely <strong>to</strong> suffer fromdepression. The science boffins aren’t surewhy, but two cups reduces the chance of depressionby 15%, and those who drink fourcups will slash their chances by 20%.• A brew a day lowers chance of Type IIdiabetes by 7%. Make this two brews, andthat doubles <strong>to</strong> 14%, and so on.• Coffee is actually crammed with vitamins,including B1, B2, B3 and B5, which areall active in the process of cell metabolism.In fact, coffee is the biggest source ofantioxidants in the western diet, outrankingboth fruits and vegetables combined!• Caffeine speeds up your metabolism, helping<strong>to</strong> burn fat. Beach body, anyone?• Caffeine actually improves short termmemory recall, making it perfect <strong>for</strong> lastminute exam cramming. Studies have shownthat coffee drinkers do better in cognitivetests (awareness and memory).the BAD news• Like it or not, research has shown alink between drinking coffee and raisedcholesterol, which is itself linked <strong>to</strong> heart diseaseand stroke. If you’re prone <strong>to</strong> a cig withyour daily brew, you’ve got twice the reason<strong>to</strong> check that your cholesterol isn’t sneakingskywards.• Insomniacs beware, caffeine messes up yoursleeping pattern. From difficulty dropping off<strong>to</strong> waking up in the night, any coffee 8 hoursbe<strong>for</strong>e bed will affect your sleep.• Caffeine is a diuretic, meaning it leaves youdehydrated. However, this can be easilycountered by drinking a glass of water withevery cup o’ joe.• Caffeine dependency. Oh yes, “coffee jitters”are no myth - one cup a day is proven <strong>to</strong>be enough <strong>to</strong> induce withdrawal symp<strong>to</strong>ms,including nausea, headaches, lethargy andirritability. These symp<strong>to</strong>ms occur within 12<strong>to</strong> 24 hours after your last fix, and could lastas long as nine days.So, it’s your place <strong>to</strong> weigh up the argument. Itlooks like coffee is just another thing <strong>to</strong> add <strong>to</strong> ourlist of ‘damned if you do, damned if you don’t’.For me? I have a date with a double-strengthwhite chocolate mocha. As they say: “everythingin moderation, including moderation.”THE DIARY OF A(FAILED) VEGGIEELLA OAKLEY DOCUMENTS HER ATTEMPT ATTRYING VEGETARIANISM FOR SCANVegetarianism is something that some peopletake really seriously, some people having been avegetarian <strong>for</strong> their entire lives or becoming oneout of moral guilt. Me? I’ve never been avegetarian a day in my life, until aboutthree weeks ago. I’m easily persuaded; ifsomeone asks me <strong>to</strong> go <strong>for</strong> a drink thenight be<strong>for</strong>e an exam, I’ll go. Sowhen I saw a viral video on howHalal meat is killed and <strong>to</strong> turnveggie, I did it. How hard can itbe, right?I wanted <strong>to</strong> go on a healthkick anyway and decided thiswas the perfect time <strong>to</strong>. So, onenight after work, I went <strong>to</strong> Sainsbury’sand filled my trolleyup with £80 worth of Linda37 McCartney sausages and abag load of vegetables.DAY ONEAll is well, this really isn’t that hard. Salad <strong>for</strong>lunch, veggie burger <strong>for</strong> tea, nuts <strong>to</strong> nibble onat work; I’m doing well! I feel slightly tired, Idon’t know if that’s because of the lack of meat (Iknow it’s <strong>only</strong> been one day) or just the fact I’malready bored of greens. Time will tell, feelinggreat though! Must buy some Iron supplements,need <strong>to</strong> stay strong.DAY FOURToday was a struggle. Ventured in<strong>to</strong> Holland and<strong>Bar</strong>rett <strong>for</strong> the first time in my life <strong>to</strong> buy Ironsupplements, so I don’t waste away on mynew meat free diet. It’s a whole differentworld in there; I felt like I was part ofsome exclusive club. When I eventuallyfound what I was looking<strong>for</strong> I begrudgingly paid £4 <strong>for</strong>some Iron; what an absoluterip off! They offered me aloyalty card which I kindlyrefused, I think I knew 30tablets was all I was going<strong>to</strong> need, the faith Ihave in myself sometimesis incredible. Went <strong>to</strong> TGIFriday’s after work and had <strong>to</strong>watch my friend eat a full rack ofribs, while I sat with a veggie burger.Granted, it was a good burger, but what I wouldhave done <strong>for</strong> those ribs. Its official, I’m missingmeat already. Surely ‘proper’ vegetarians don’tmiss meat?DAY SEVENToday is Mother’s day. Can I not have one day offa week and eat a Roast Dinner? It seemed not, Istuck <strong>to</strong> my newly found vegetarian roots and atefish, so now I suppose I’m a pescetarian. It’s notthat I don’t like fish, but it’s not steak is it?Snacks are becoming hard. There are <strong>only</strong> somany nuts and fruit you can eat be<strong>for</strong>e you justwant <strong>to</strong> chew on some Haribo and stuff marshmallowsin your mouth. I do feel slightly moreenergetic though…must be the Iron kicking in;best had be <strong>for</strong> £4.DAY ELEVENI thought everything would be fine. I reallythought that after a week and a half of eatingnothing but meat substitutes, nuts, fruit and ashed load of veggies I’d stay true <strong>to</strong> myself andnot eat meat.This was be<strong>for</strong>e I had a hangover. Thereis nothing better than eating a bacon buttyor a KFC after a long night of shots andshame… and that’s exactly what I did. Well,I ate half a crispy duck, and it was beautiful.I have no regrets.


LIFESTYLEI’M GRADUATING... NOW WHAT?SARAH WARSAW ASSESSES YOUR OPTIONS FOR WHEN YOU FINALLY LEAVE LANCASTERWow, last exam over. No more library, exams oressays – final year students, your degree is finallycomplete!It is likely that your parents, grandparents,aunties and irritating next door neighbours haveasked you all expectantly: “what are you doingnext then?” and quite reasonably many (soon<strong>to</strong> be) graduates will respond with: “ummm, notsure!” Graduates who have thought ahead, appliedand secured jobs are few. Here are some ideas <strong>for</strong>those who aren’t quite sure what’s next…Graduate Job: <strong>to</strong>o DIFFICULT?It’s a <strong>to</strong>ugh world out there, but it is possible <strong>to</strong>get a graduate job. It’s all about transferable skills.Think about your activities here at Lancaster,being part of societies, sports teams and havingpart time jobs provide you with a whole host ofskills that you can transfer <strong>to</strong> a job application<strong>for</strong>m. It is a case of demonstrating your abilityand skill set in examples that impress. If you’refeeling overwhelmed by this prospect, why notvisit ‘The Base’ in Alexander Square. This careersservice provides advice and workshops <strong>to</strong> helpyou demonstrate your skills effectively in yourCV, interviews and assessment centres.TRAVELLING: TOO EXPENSIVE?A lot of students take the opportunity<strong>to</strong> travel or volunteer abroad, be<strong>for</strong>e‘Sometimes it’s really hard <strong>to</strong>find out what you enjoy, but bytrying different jobs, gettingwork experience or even travelling,hopefully you can work outwhat you really love and want<strong>to</strong> do in the long term’settling down with a ‘proper job’. It’s theideal chance <strong>to</strong> see the world and ‘findyourself’, if you feel you were perhaps alittle lost. However, un<strong>for</strong>tunately this is allvery costly, even volunteering has a price!By working along the way, not <strong>only</strong> are youfunding your trip, you are getting work experience,learning about different cultures, andmeeting new people. Why not teach English as a<strong>for</strong>eign language through the TEFL programme oralternatively, STA Travel can help you find a jobin a range of different countries.SET UP A BUSINESS: NO IDEA?So many new businesses have been started atuniversity or just afterwards, so just get an ideaand run with it. The world is your oyster, withtechnology being so advanced and the relevance ofthe Internet in consumers’ lives, <strong>to</strong>day’s market is<strong>for</strong>ever being enhanced with new ideas from younggraduates who want <strong>to</strong> change the world. If youhave an idea but need some funding, why not tryKickstarter?This website has a whole host of ideas andprojects whereby people can help fund them withas much or as little capital as they want. It’s agreat way <strong>to</strong> get support and money behind youridea so that you can really make it happen! Takea look at it and see what it’s all about!...ANOTHER DEGREE?Becoming a postgrad is always anotheroption. Perhaps you’ve changed your mind sincepicking your degree and want some furthereducation in a different subject area. Check out thePostgraduate section on the University’s website<strong>for</strong> more in<strong>for</strong>mation on the courses that Lancasteroffer, alternatively look <strong>for</strong> similar pages on otheruniversity websites.Sometimes it’s really hard <strong>to</strong> find out what youenjoy, but by trying different jobs, getting workexperience or even travelling, hopefully you canwork out what you really love and want <strong>to</strong> do inthe long term. On the other hand, if you knowwhat you are passionate about, make it happen.Don’t <strong>for</strong>get the experiences that you hadhere at Lancaster because they are likely<strong>to</strong> be some of the most useful and the 38best! ‎


LIFESTYLENEW WAYS TO SHAPE UPLIZZIE MORRISONWhether you feel like you’ve overindulged onthe Easter eggs or fancy kick-starting a healthylifestyle <strong>to</strong> help you power through yourrevision, getting some regular exercise is a greatway <strong>to</strong> keep both your mind and body in goodspirits. Ok, so a session of Davina McCall’s exerciseDVD won’t make your deadlines disappear, butexercising regularly can help you reduce stresslevels, boost self-esteem, and keep our bodies runninglike clockwork.But sometimes running the same route roundAlexandra Park or sweating it out during anunchanged gym routine three times a week canleave you feeling a little weary.Like most things in life, it’s hard <strong>to</strong> staymotivated when you’re doing the same thing dayin, day out. So here’s a few ideas of some moreunusual ways <strong>to</strong> get yourself moving and keepyourself fighting fit.Underwater Hockey. Yep, you read that right.As the name suggests, the game is pretty muchalong the lines of field hockey- except that theplayers don masks, snorkels, fins. It’s like FindingNemo with a hockey puck. What’s not <strong>to</strong> love?Let’s be honest, as a kid, who didn’t love hulahooping? At some point in our youth we’ve allgrabbed a hoop and tried <strong>to</strong> keep that ring goinground and round as long as possible. But hulahooping works out several of your body’s coremuscles and strengthens and <strong>to</strong>nes them. Whosaid you can’t be a big kid and keep fit?One weird yet wonderful way <strong>to</strong> exercise is <strong>to</strong>workout whilst watching your favourite flick. Itworks kind of like those drinking games we playduring a Lord of the Rings film marathon. Insteadof knocking back the vodka shots every timeFrodo yells at Sam do ten press ups instead. Everytime you hear ‘My precious!’, get going on the situps. Get a group of friends round <strong>for</strong> this moviemarathon with a difference and you’ll soon be asfit as a fiddle.‘it’s hard <strong>to</strong> stay motivatedwhen you’re doing the samething day in, day out’You can even get some unusual exercisewithout having <strong>to</strong> leave campus. There areloads of societies and sports clubs which aredifferent from your everyday sports and gymclasses. If you fancy yourself as a Robin Hood in themaking, give archery a go. Ultimate Frisbee isthe park sport with an edge . Pole fitness, rockclimbing, belly dancing and fencing are just a fewexamples are some activities which will keep youactive and, more importantly, keep you enjoyingyour fitness regime.Even little things like doing somesimple stretching, squats, lunges etc., while you’rechatting on the phone with your friends andfamily, can soon make a big difference.Getting off the bus one s<strong>to</strong>p earlier, taking the stairsinstead of the lift, all these trivial things can soonadd up <strong>to</strong> a body that’s in tip-<strong>to</strong>p condition.Whether you would rather do press ups whilstwatching Skyfall, or would rather do the sky divingyourself, there’s something <strong>for</strong> everyone <strong>to</strong> enjoyexercise wise, so be sure <strong>to</strong> get stuck in. We’ve got<strong>to</strong> get through exam season somehow!TOP 5: COCKTAILSASSISTANT EDITOR JACK SMITH PICKS OUTFIVE OF HIS FAVOURITE COCKTAILS1 BLACK RUSSIANIt doesn’t get much more simple than this:two shots of Vodka, one shot of Kahlua,<strong>to</strong>pped up with Coke and Ice. It may soundboring, but it is one of the easiest cocktails <strong>to</strong>drink - and tastes perfect if you are a coffeeaddict like myself thanks <strong>to</strong> the Kahlua.2 BLOODY MARYThe ultimate hangover cure (<strong>for</strong> an alcoholic).The beauty of the Bloody Mary is theway you can tailor the spice <strong>to</strong> suit you -generally, go <strong>for</strong> two shots of Vodka, sixdashes of Lea & Perrins, three dashes ofTabasco, about 150ml of <strong>to</strong>ma<strong>to</strong> juice and apinch of black pepper, finished with lemonand a celery stick. Not <strong>for</strong> the faint hearted.3 LONG ISLAND ICED TEAThis drink has become no<strong>to</strong>rious, but it’s great- just don’t drink <strong>to</strong>o many in one night. Getshots of Vodka, White Rum, Triple Sec, Ginand Tequila in a glass <strong>to</strong>pped up with Cokeand Ice. Add dashes of lemon and lime juice,and one tsp of sugar syrup. Add orange juiceif you want <strong>to</strong> weaken it a bit, and pray.4 OLD FASHIONEDGet a slice of orange peel and rub it aroundthe rim of the tumbler if you’re feeling pretentious.Mix with a cocktail cherry, a tsp ofsugar syrup, three drops of whisky bitters andice. Top up with two shots of Maker’s Markand stir. Add a slice of lemon peel and servewith a cuban cigar. You are now middle aged.5 DRY martiniThe classic. If you’re going <strong>to</strong> drink a Martini,do it properly. Get a decent Gin (I recommendHendricks or Sipsmith, don’t eventhink about Gordon’s) and mix with ice andDry Vermouth, stir (you are not James Bond)and strain in<strong>to</strong> a chilled cocktail glass. Garnishwith an olive or (my preference) a twis<strong>to</strong>f lemon peel. Don’t ruin it by putting ice inthe glass, it should be cold enough already.


NEWS1-12CAROLYNNE17-39COMMENTSPORT40-49 50-5641COMMENTscan.lusu.co.uk/commentComment Edi<strong>to</strong>r: Alex Littleboyscan.comment@lusu.co.ukIn defence of the 4am footlongMany other fast food outlets and businesses on campus also <strong>open</strong> late withno significant noise problems, says Rachel QuinRachel QuinDeputy Features Edi<strong>to</strong>rAt long last, the rumoursof a Subway coming <strong>to</strong>campus are no longerjust that as builders havebeen working hard over the Easterbreak <strong>to</strong> provide all of us luckystudents with an outlet <strong>for</strong> FreshEating, smack bang in the heart ofBowland. As some of you may haveseen online, our beloved RonnieRowlands’ recently discussed thecontroversy surrounding the newSubway, slamming the location ofthe s<strong>to</strong>re as a ‘nuisance’ <strong>to</strong> the studentswho live around it and thebusinesses, such as Bowland <strong>Bar</strong>,which will inevitably suffer fromthe introduction of the franchise.Rowlands’ mentioned that a signhad been tacked up in BowlandCollege on the 28th March, tellingstudents that if they had anyobjections <strong>to</strong> the <strong>open</strong>ing hoursthey should contact the councilby 28th April – and as Ronniequite rightly said, this was rather asneaky move.It seems as if the people proposingthese hours were expecting objections,and thus decided the easiestway around complaints wouldbe <strong>to</strong> put up notices with in<strong>for</strong>mationon how <strong>to</strong> complain when themajority of students had <strong>return</strong>ed<strong>to</strong> the com<strong>for</strong>t of their homes. Underhand,one might say.However, since term officiallystarted again on the 22nd andmany of us wise students decide<strong>to</strong> come back a few days early andget a jumpstart on our mountainsof university work (drinking), I’dsay six days is still sufficient time<strong>to</strong> write strongly-worded letters ofcomplaint and first class them <strong>to</strong>the council. If anything, letters ofcomplaint flooding in all at oncemight be more effective and <strong>for</strong>cefulthan the odd letter here andthere.Although I’ll admit that theseextensive hours seem unnecessary,they are no different from thelikes of Sultans, which is <strong>open</strong> tillextremely late at least a couple ofnights a week (if my memories ofstumbling in <strong>for</strong> curly fries at 5amas a fresher serve me rightly). Further<strong>to</strong> this, longer <strong>open</strong>ing hoursare likely <strong>to</strong> create more jobs <strong>for</strong>students on and off campus, becauselet’s be honest, jobs are fewand far between as it is and us studentsare known <strong>to</strong> do almost anythingif the pay’s good.Whilst I agree that the <strong>open</strong>inghours may be a nuisance <strong>to</strong> the studentswho live above and aroundSubway in Bowland, it has <strong>to</strong> besaid that a Subway s<strong>to</strong>re is hardlythe most raucous of places. It seemsunlikely that residents will have <strong>to</strong>deal with loud noises all day andnight, unless you have a cus<strong>to</strong>merwho gets overly enthusiastic aboutwhat kind of cheese he wants on his<strong>to</strong>asted Italian bread.There are many businesses oncampus situated near accommodation,and I’m yet <strong>to</strong> hear of peoplecomplaining about morning deliveries<strong>to</strong> Bowland bar or the smellof delicious Lancashire pies. As<strong>for</strong> residents being disturbed anddispleased about “cooking smells”coming from Subway – it’s a sandwichshop. There aren’t really manythings needing <strong>to</strong> be cooked so Idoubt this will be much of an issue;unless the smell of fresh-bakedbread or sizzling bacon deeply offendsyou.“Longer <strong>open</strong>inghours are likely <strong>to</strong>create more jobs <strong>for</strong>students on and offcampus”Facebook polls are valuable inspreading messages far and wideover the world of the internet -believe it or not, there’s more <strong>to</strong>it than cats - making it easier <strong>for</strong>people <strong>to</strong> share their opinionswithout having <strong>to</strong> answer reams ofpointless questions (e.g. What collegeare you in? What year of studyare you in? What colour socks areTHE FRANCHISEEALSO OWNS THE CITYCENTRE SUBWAYOUTLETSPho<strong>to</strong> by Matthew Flemingyou wearing?). It is true that a Facebookpoll, whilst showing whatthe majority of students think, isnot appropriate <strong>for</strong> this situation.Bowland College should insteadbe asking the residents most likely<strong>to</strong> be affected by the new Subway.And whilst it is true that “one-clickthinking” is not always appropriate,we’re discussing a sandwichplace here, not whether we shouldlaunch a missile at Korea.Overall, I would venture <strong>to</strong> saythat the introduction of Subway <strong>to</strong>campus is a good thing, althoughperhaps not <strong>for</strong> our wallets.Subway have a reputation <strong>for</strong>providing (reasonably) healthy andfreshly made sandwiches, somethingwhich campus is now lackingsince the closure of Diggles atthe beginning of Lent term. Nowif we could just deal with the issueof where students are actuallyexpected <strong>to</strong> sit down and eat theirlunch other than Alexandra Squarein the pouring rain, Lancaster Universitywould truly be a magicalplace.


42COMMENTWeek 2 - Summer Termscan.lusu.co.uk/commentPolicingParis Brown was a victim of the vicious pressSam SmallridgeIn an ideal world the role of‘Youth Police Crime Commissioner’or ‘youth crime tsar’would be unnecessary. The socialcohesion between young peoplein Britain and the police wouldbe harmonious and the thought ofpaying a 17 year old <strong>to</strong> tell the policehow <strong>to</strong> do their job would seemas useful as appointing George Osborne<strong>to</strong> help ease Britain’s debt.However that is far from the case.The Safer London Foundation, establishedby the Metropolitan Police,found in autumn 2012 that50% of young people believed therelationship between young peopleand the police was negative. Only17% described the relationship aspositive. This is not exclusive <strong>to</strong>London but reflective of urban areasacross Britain. Britain’s convenientamnesia in regards <strong>to</strong> the2011 Riots has meant the root ofthe problem has not been treatedin order <strong>to</strong> prevent any more otherunrest horrifying the nation.And while some have cried <strong>to</strong>kenismor a publicity stunt andothers vindictively set about <strong>to</strong>undermine the idea of the Kent Policeand Crime Commissioner Ann<strong>Bar</strong>nes, what was a well-meaningproject has met catastrophic ends.But make no mistake about it, the17 year-old girl given the ‘opportunityof a lifetime’ which hasnow been lost thanks <strong>to</strong> a hystericalright-wing media campaignis a victim. Paris Brown could donothing in the face of the <strong>for</strong>ensicresearching of the Daily Mail whoprowled her twitter feed. Quite whytweets made up <strong>to</strong> two years agowere enough <strong>to</strong> prompt Brown’sresignation really is perplexingbut if past actions are enough <strong>to</strong>condemn people then I suspect DavidCameron will be preparing hisresignation speech this evening ashis Bullingdon days come back <strong>to</strong>haunt him.However if we are <strong>to</strong> take theDaily Mails no doubt well-in<strong>for</strong>medand researched character judgementsseriously then this ‘foulmouthedcrime tsar’, as they sopolitely dubbed the 17 year-old, isexactly the sort of person the policeshould have been talking <strong>to</strong>.Drinking, drugs and sexual franknessare, <strong>for</strong> some young people,part of teenage life. It is this factthat the right-wing newspapers areyet <strong>to</strong> get used <strong>to</strong>. It is often theseteenagers that will suffer from poorrelations with the police. This was arare <strong>open</strong> ear presented <strong>to</strong> the disaffectedyouth closed by the bullieson Fleet Street.“What could havebeen an importantrole has beenwasted”Let us also consider the denouncemen<strong>to</strong>f the homophobicslur that she used. This is plainlyunacceptable but it would be wrong<strong>to</strong> rage at Paris as if she was theexception. The fact is <strong>for</strong> thousandsof young people across the country‘fag’ is widely used and moreso the application of ‘that’s so gay’<strong>to</strong> mean something is bad. This isa societal problem. Homophobiainfects youth culture as it does allother cultures in Britain. Perhapswe are <strong>to</strong> expect nothing less whenit is not even 10 years since thelifting of the ban on homosexualitybeing taught in schools. This isnot <strong>to</strong> exempt Paris but <strong>to</strong> point <strong>to</strong>her as if she is an individual homophobewith a vendetta is wrong,Britain needs more education andmore years be<strong>for</strong>e homophobia isgiven the same revulsion as racism.If they want <strong>to</strong> help this transitionthe Daily Mail and Telegraph couldbegin by apologising <strong>for</strong> supportingSection 28.The fact of the matter is thatParis Brown was not squeaky cleanand in the face of pernicious newspapersthat is just not good enough,however no one should be as ready<strong>to</strong> jump <strong>to</strong> the same conclusions asthe British press in regards <strong>to</strong> this17 year old with 14 GCSEs whomanaged <strong>to</strong> beat 163 other applicants<strong>to</strong> the post in the first place.What could have been an importantrole in helping young peoplein her region has been wasted. It isthe teenagers who have made mistakesthat need a strong relationshipwith the police and communities.If the police are going <strong>to</strong> listen<strong>to</strong> teenagers that have never brokenthe law, tweeted irresponsibly orbeen tempted by the allure of drugsthey won’t learn anything. I can’thelp but feel that the people whohounded Paris don’t want anyone<strong>to</strong> listen <strong>to</strong> those voices either. Thisis merely reflective of a politicaltrend which treats Britain’s futurewith ignorance and contempt.


NEWS1-12CAROLYNNE17-39COMMENTSPORT40-49 50-5643PoliticsThatcher was necessary <strong>for</strong> BritainTHATCHER MADELONDON THE GLOBALCITY THAT IT ISTODAYPho<strong>to</strong> by GrumblerLeigh<strong>to</strong>n HughesAlioness, Boadicea, Britanniaincarnate; ‘MilkSnatcher’. MargaretThatcher was a titanicfigure of our nation’s his<strong>to</strong>ry. Shedied aged 87, passing away in bedreading the morning’s papers. Theworld still moved, though she hadmoved the world many decadessince. Her political philosophyunited people from Poland <strong>to</strong> Chile,yet she divided a nation.In 1979, Britain was a paradigmof a society in discord and decay;most evocative are the images of thestreets consumed by rubbish anddecay. Rolling increases in annualstrike-rates, flagging growth, rampantinflation, Britain was not <strong>only</strong>cited as the Sick Man of Europe, butalso as “ungovernable”. She brokethe ancien régime of corporatismand governmental dis<strong>to</strong>rtion. Believingin the right of individuals<strong>to</strong> run their own lives, as free aspossible from micromanagement bythe state, she de-regulated and denationalizedmuch of public life:whether the privatization of ThomasCook, British Gas, or <strong>open</strong>ingfinancial services <strong>to</strong> internationalcompanies. ‘The Big Bang’ in theCity made London the global city itis <strong>to</strong>day; not just a condemned relicfrom a Wildean text.‘Popular’ capitalism (as well asthe desire <strong>to</strong> turn us all in<strong>to</strong> homeowningTories) was the centraltenet of this pro-individual drive,and council-house selling expandednew avenues of opportunity andraised £18 billion <strong>for</strong> the Treasury.Lowering all levels of taxation, andfocusing on income-yield ratherthan symbolic inefficient rates wasalso supreme. Despite very highlevels of unemployment, there wasan over-arching improvement <strong>for</strong>the great majority of people. Themid-<strong>to</strong>-late 1980s saw a period ofwidespread prosperity unparalleledsince the heady days of 1960 – albeitfuelled by credit and turbochargedconsumption; yet Britain’sextrication from its car-crasheconomy, and journey <strong>to</strong> ef<strong>for</strong>tfulachievement was complete.Her success in achieving a£750million rebate from the EuropeanUnion was dazzling, defeatingthe Argentine dicta<strong>to</strong>rship inthe Falklands War in 1982, as wellas her impact on the Cold War’sideological landscape: fomentinga closer working relationship betweenthe West and the East, actingas an inspiration <strong>to</strong> thousandsof oppressed Poles, and a figureof respect in Russia. However, theIron Lady’s unfathomably close relationshipwith the brutal dicta<strong>to</strong>rGeneral Pinochet is worthy of undeniablecondemnation.Fundamentally, your judgemen<strong>to</strong>f Mrs Thatcher’s colossal legacyshould not be reduced <strong>to</strong> irasciblecries of ‘Milk Snatcher’ or merrysongs of ‘Ding Dong!’ Instead, itis something more elevated: whatare your beliefs and principles?Do you have preference <strong>to</strong> be freefrom a state leviathan, or free from‘oppressive’ market <strong>for</strong>ces? Howshould personal industry be rewarded?Is the sky the limit?!“Any affirmationthat Thatcher’sassault on unionswas exclusivelyabout ideologyneglects economicpragmatism”In a post-industrial <strong>to</strong>wn, withunemployment at its zenith in 1986,“freedom” looked bleak and – instead- a physical hijacking of communalexistence. However, Labour’sJames Callaghan acknowledged“Britain had been over-paying itself”:and why should a governmentpick winners and losers?There are no revolutions withoutvictims, but with unions exploitingcollectivist means <strong>for</strong> selfishends, structural changes were ofstriking importance. Mrs Thatcherundoubtedly wanted <strong>to</strong> “roll backsocialism”, and socialistic tendenciesare deep-rooted in trade unionorganizations – and still <strong>to</strong> this daydonate <strong>to</strong> the Labour Party. However,any affirmation that Thatcher’sassault on unions was exclusivelyabout ideology neglects economicpragmatism. With inaction, a repea<strong>to</strong>f the economic morass of aunion-imposed 3-day week wouldbe on the cards ab aeterno: both thecredibility of government and thenation’s energy network in tatters.While all leaders since post-warChurchill had wished <strong>to</strong> “conserve”<strong>for</strong> short-term stability and electability,Thatcher was the leader whoper<strong>for</strong>med one of the least desirable– but most necessary - jobs in modernBritish his<strong>to</strong>ry. Anything elsewould have been unsustainable –not least undemocratic.And this is her epitaph; she was a“necessary” prime minister. Withouther leadership and her seeminglyinvincible premiership, Britainwould not be the global power itstill remains <strong>to</strong> this day. Marr cataloguesher as a “political whirlwind[that] left Britain a richer, strong,and more self-confident nation;”and her task was <strong>for</strong>bidding. Ourfirst female Prime Minister, andthree-term leader, was even themother of an ‘–ism’ <strong>for</strong> the Left <strong>to</strong>savage and the Right <strong>to</strong> eulogize.Her ideas mattered. She didn’t alwayspractice what she preached– whether on European integration(taking us in<strong>to</strong> the first politicalunion in 1986, or her ideologicaldispleasure at budget deficits (theyrose year-by-year) – yet her bitter<strong>to</strong>nic equipped Britain with thenecessary re<strong>for</strong>m and style <strong>to</strong> challengein the modern world.


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NEWS1-12CAROLYNNE17-39COMMENT40-49SPORT50-5645Ronnie RowlandsPostscriptHow <strong>to</strong> save the barsApparently your author’sviews are held dogmatically,expressed unbudginglyand listened <strong>to</strong>rarely. The University announcedthat it would be closing down theMusic degree, and I said “keep i<strong>to</strong>pen.” The Senate EffectivenessWorking Group decided it didn’twant College syndicate members onthe body anymore, and I said “keepthem on there.” Commercial Servicesmade moves <strong>to</strong> take the barsfurther out of College control, and Isaid absolutely not.There’s a thing called ‘compromise’,apparently. I must recognisethat the University is dogmatic andunbudging in its irrational, immovableinsularity of outlook, and s<strong>to</strong>pbeing so damned dogmatic and unbudgingin my battles... right. So,let’s assess the college bars. I wanttheir management responsibilities<strong>return</strong>ed <strong>to</strong> the colleges, but I mustrespect that the University deteststhe college system so much that itwould rather stay with its currentunworkable system. A restructurewhich has proved so successfulthat <strong>Pendle</strong> <strong>Bar</strong> is now legitimatelyon the verge of permanent closure,save <strong>for</strong> College events. A restructurewhich was trialled on <strong>Pendle</strong>and Lonsdale <strong>Bar</strong>s a couple of yearsago and led <strong>to</strong> the financial detrimen<strong>to</strong>f both was viewed as thebest option <strong>for</strong> all establishments.I must respect that, if the rumoursI’ve heard are true, CommercialServices have expressed an unwillingness<strong>to</strong> pay a professional entertainmentsfacilita<strong>to</strong>r who offered<strong>to</strong> organise events in the bars, whowas asked <strong>to</strong> do it <strong>for</strong> free instead.I must come up with an ‘everyonewins’ solution that allows the bars<strong>to</strong> thrive, Commercial Services <strong>to</strong>save money and the University <strong>to</strong>do nothing <strong>for</strong> the colleges.This isn’t <strong>to</strong> say that the new handlingof our College bars has been acomplete disaster. As I’ve said numeroustimes; Bowland and Fyldehave ingrained themselves ratherwell and made a success of it. Headof Retail Services Lou Davies hasproved herself <strong>to</strong> be an approachablefigure <strong>for</strong> ideas from JCRs, andsome of the bars are being put <strong>to</strong>better use. But it cannot be deniedthat a huge chunk of soul was <strong>to</strong>rnout of the bars when we lost thelikes of Jeremy Bethell from County.Sure, we still have some of theold faces around, but lumping themwith numerous establishments <strong>to</strong>oversee has reduced their presence<strong>to</strong> fleeting, stressed ‘swinging by’- there’s none of the security providedby regularity anymore.So, why not hand over the bars<strong>to</strong> independent landlords? Experienced,knowledgeable licenseeswho have the failure of the establishmentshanging over their ownheads are more likely <strong>to</strong> have theknowledge and the sense of personalresponsibility <strong>to</strong> move the barsback in<strong>to</strong> a commercially viableposition. Having sole responsibilityover the making or breaking ofthe bars will <strong>for</strong>ce them <strong>to</strong> take theobvious initiatives, which include;strong college involvement, discretionover lock-ins and <strong>open</strong>inghours, hiring students from withinthe College, making an ef<strong>for</strong>t <strong>to</strong>liase with providers of entertainment,academic staff and Collegeexecutives and actually deployingtheir personality <strong>to</strong> keep peoplewanting <strong>to</strong> visit - all of this,without having <strong>to</strong> take substantialorders from university house, or <strong>to</strong>make ‘use’ of the ‘expertise’ offeredby university catering. In fact, theUniversity would even make moneyfrom the rents they’d impose onlicense holders, and have a hugeweight, self imposed though it maybe, lifted from their shoulders.Hey, it’s just a thought; necessaryalbeit unpleasant. It’s not asgood as having the Colleges run thebars, but by God is it better thanthe current mismatched mess wecurrently find ourselves in, or evenworse, the prospect of LUSU evercoming in<strong>to</strong> contact with them.It is now the last chance <strong>to</strong> save the Music degreeIt would appear that LUSU andthe wider student body are undergoinga comedown from thefrankly dizzying high induced bythe scandal surrounding the closureof the Music degree last term.We had our quorate EmergencyGeneral Meeting, we protested outsidethe Senate and roundly bollockeda whole load of University<strong>to</strong>p tablers. It seems that, despiteour best ef<strong>for</strong>ts, the battle is lost.Or so it seems.At the end of last term, the UniversityCouncil were scheduled<strong>to</strong> meet, and members were <strong>to</strong> beasked <strong>to</strong> nod through the decision<strong>to</strong> make most of the Music staff redundant.However, the snow meantthat the meeting didn’t take place.As far as I’m concerned, there<strong>for</strong>e,these staff members are still employedby the university, and ifthe University is following its ownrules (which it isn’t), the Music degreestill exists in its current <strong>for</strong>mat Lancaster. At the last meeting ofthe University Court, <strong>for</strong>mer Pro-Vice Chancellor and President ofLancaster University and CollegeUnion Alan Whitaker had a motionurging the Council and theSenate <strong>to</strong> reconsider their decisionpassed by the membership. It’s <strong>only</strong>a small vic<strong>to</strong>ry, but it is most certainlycontributes <strong>to</strong> the ill feeling<strong>to</strong>wards the decision <strong>to</strong> shut downthe Music degree.So, the Council has yet <strong>to</strong> reconveneand finalise the closure of thedegree scheme, and it isn’t QUITEover yet. Are LUSU and the studentbody going <strong>to</strong> take this <strong>to</strong> the bitterend, and reject the goalpostshifting,cloth-eared reaction <strong>to</strong>near unanimous protest? I’m game,even if no-one else is. People cantear themselves away from the biteeventually, but there is definite importancein at least wounding theUniversity at the end of this. Forfuture reference, if you like.AND ANOTHER THING..- THEY’RE CLOSING PENDLEBAR. It’s funny, because last termI wrote a piece on Lonsdale JCRpretending that their bar was facingimminent closure in order<strong>to</strong> attract attendees at their CollegeGeneral Meeting. In order <strong>to</strong>prove that the rumours were false,I asked a CERTAIN SOMEONE inCommercial Services if there wereany plans <strong>to</strong> close any of the College<strong>Bar</strong>s. The answer was ‘no’.That was just under a month ago.‘On the hoof’ doesn’t even begin<strong>to</strong> describe it, does it?- LUSU officers who contribute<strong>to</strong> the Academic Side Of Thingsare undertaking a mini awarenesscampaign complete with allthe usual refinements - an AlexSquare stall, a survey, fliers andofficers who nod sympatheticallywhen you tell them yourproblems. There are posters scatteredacross the spine which in<strong>for</strong>msus of our academic rights.Amongst other things, we are <strong>to</strong>ldthat all examinations should bemarked with student anonymity.This may seem well adhered <strong>to</strong>,since our names are covered upon exam papers when they reachmarkers. But, alas, there is nosuch beast as student anonymity;where there’s a will, there’s a way,and the way is <strong>to</strong> trace a student’sexam table number back <strong>to</strong> his /her name, or even peeling backthe label obscuring a student’sidentity - it’s hardly Fort Knox,you know. Furthermore - the lettergrading system. I haven’t meta single academic who thinks it’sa good idea. I’m not sure studentsare s’keen either. Just a bit offriendly advice...- Yours faithfully would like <strong>to</strong>offer his best wishes <strong>to</strong> the departingReuben Edwards. Havingserved over twenty years at Lancasterin many capacities, includingas a student, academic, UniversityDean and Furness CollegePrincipal, Dr. Edwards is leaving<strong>for</strong> an institution more befittingof an award winning innova<strong>to</strong>r inthe field of computer science andmobile technology. On behalf ofSCAN and the rest of the university,Reuben; thank you <strong>for</strong> yourdedication. And on behalf of myself,thank you <strong>for</strong> ensuring thatthe refurbishment of Furness <strong>Bar</strong>didn’t turn out <strong>to</strong> be the monstrosityI feared it would become.- The Easter holidays were murderouslydull, as is <strong>to</strong> be expectedof any period of time spent in aWelsh seaside resort whose <strong>only</strong>claim <strong>to</strong> notability is a vague affiliationwith the author of Alicein Wonderland. So <strong>to</strong> pass thetime, I wrote an article on ladculture which went on <strong>to</strong> becomethe most widely read and circulatedarticle in SCAN’s his<strong>to</strong>ry,clocking up over twenty threethousand hits, as well as beingretweeted by my personal friendStephen Fry. Did I mention thatI know Stephen Fry? Ta, Steviedarling - I know you’re reading.


46COMMENTWeek 2 - Summer Termscan.lusu.co.uk/commentA word <strong>for</strong> the lingering Labourites of the LeftChris WitterShould we of the Left supportthe Labour Party, even intheir Post-Labour (i.e. neoliberal,pro-austerity, antiworker)<strong>for</strong>m? A common attitudeon this question goes somethinglike this: “We have <strong>to</strong> be realisticand compromise: if we don’t vote<strong>for</strong> Labour we will end up with theTories back in power.”This is usually followed by astream of citations of Labour policeswhich, four or more years ago,had some generally positive effect.Undeniably such accounts are erudite,but they are also conspicuousin avoiding both the many manifestfailures of the Labour Party and therightwards trajec<strong>to</strong>ry of the Party.Not <strong>only</strong> are Labour Councillorscurrently facilitating cuts, but evenin opposition the Party has taken<strong>to</strong> attacking immigrants, welfareclaimants and unions, whilst determinedlyapproving anti-workerpolicies (e.g. the public sec<strong>to</strong>r payfreeze).Labour takes all its cuesfrom the Right.But, even those who do see thegeneral picture often fall back onarguments based on pragmatismand realpolitik in order <strong>to</strong> justifythe necessity of voting <strong>for</strong> the LabourParty in the name of compromise(e.g. the whole SWP).This question of ‘compromise’must be addressed, <strong>for</strong> it presentsitself in a somewhat mystified<strong>for</strong>m. What is said <strong>to</strong> be importantis the relation between the politicalparties (i.e. “Better Labour thanthe Tories”). The paradigm hereappears <strong>to</strong> be consumption ratherthan political struggle (i.e. “I preferthis brand <strong>to</strong> that”). Indeed,perhaps commodity fetishism hassubsumed politics? One way or another,the typical Leftist objections<strong>to</strong> this are that “You might vote <strong>for</strong>Labour and still end up with theTories” or “Labour basically are Tories.”Both contain some truth, butboth are inadequate. The crucialthing is the relation between politicalparties and individual and collectivesubjects.“The balance of theclass struggle iscurrently weightedagainst the workingclass”The Labour Party is currentlyin a position where it is must prioritisethe interests of capital. Thisis so because the balance of theclass struggle is currently weightedagainst the working class andits allies, who are currently quiteweak. Meanwhile, despite, or perhapsbecause of, the economic crisisthe capitalist class is really doingvery well. It faces all sorts ofdifficulties, but it is more than coping.Whilst this situation persists,whatever the hopes of the few LingeringLeft Labourites, the party isnot going <strong>to</strong> be re<strong>for</strong>med.The problem is not simply theinternal/institutional problems ofbureaucracy, factions, ‘middleclass’members and ‘Blairites,’ butthe whole state of the class strugglein the current conjuncture. What‘compromises’ can be wrung fromthe Labour Party entirely dependupon the state of the class struggle;whilst the capitalist class hasthe upper-hand these offerings willbe very scant.That is the problem of the relationof the Post-Labour Party <strong>to</strong> collectivesubjects. Let us now come <strong>to</strong>the question of individual subjects’relation <strong>to</strong> the Labour Party withregards the question of compromise.The fact is, Labour cannot bere<strong>for</strong>med in the current conjuncture.You approach them thinkingyou are compromising with it (“Ilike that, but I don’t like this”) butyou are not. The Party hears nothingfrom individuals. Tired of thisfruitless fight, you think you arecompromising with yourself. However– even here you are wrong. Foryour compromise simply a completecapitulation.On these last points, I am remindedof those young childrenwho have newly discovered theability <strong>to</strong> lie. They think they arepossessed of a secret ability, a secretcunning: the power of manipulation.They try it out on adults.In truth, whether the adult sees thelie or not, they decide <strong>to</strong> humour orscold, <strong>to</strong> accept the wheedling demandor ignore it, independently ofthe child’s will.Meanwhile the child triumphantlyflatters themselves thatthey are able <strong>to</strong> wield power andcontrol over their elders, thoughtin truth the reins are kept wellclear of their hands. So it is withthe ‘socialist Labourite’, who ‘playsthe part’ of Labour supporter whilstnurturing socialist view. The truthis somewhat the other way around.They think that they push, but it isthey who are pushed. Their failure<strong>to</strong> realise this is merely a self-flatteryborn out of the need <strong>to</strong> protectthemselves from the plain truth:that they are lending their energiesand support <strong>to</strong> something they detest.None of this, of course, excusesthe Post-Labour Party ministersand their cronies. They are deeplyimplicated not <strong>only</strong> in facilitatingausterity but also in the weaknessof the Left whom they have attackedand betrayed.What these insights do provide,however, is a little light <strong>to</strong>help guide our strategy. Two keypoints emerge: first, we must ceaseploughing our energies in<strong>to</strong> re<strong>for</strong>mingthe Labour Party; second,not <strong>only</strong> is Labour a valid target,but it must be attacked constantlyif it is <strong>to</strong> be shifted. Change willcome, but currently this will notcome through an internal strugglewithin the Labour Party.How do you solve a problem like North Korea?Alex LittleboyComment Edi<strong>to</strong>rIt isn’t easy <strong>to</strong> get in<strong>for</strong>mationfrom inside the DemocraticPeoples Republic of Korea.The country has a his<strong>to</strong>ry ofimprisoning <strong>for</strong>eign journalists,as it is illegal <strong>for</strong> them <strong>to</strong> operatefrom inside the country. In 2009,two American journalists weresentenced <strong>to</strong> twelve years hardlabour <strong>for</strong> operating within thenation, although they werepardoned by Kim Jong-Il whenBill Clin<strong>to</strong>n arrived in the nation.Because of this, it is impossible <strong>for</strong>us <strong>to</strong> truly know how the politicalstructure of Pyongyang works, andhow oppressed the North Koreanpeople truly are.“It is important <strong>for</strong>people in the West<strong>to</strong> know the innerworkings of NorthKorea”It is because of this thatjournalists need <strong>to</strong> go undercover,this need <strong>for</strong> in<strong>for</strong>mation, <strong>to</strong>uncover the truth. Recently, inorder <strong>to</strong> get in<strong>for</strong>mation <strong>for</strong> aPanorama broadcast on NorthKorea, BBC journalists enteredthe country disguised as visitingstudents from the London School ofEconomics. Despite insistence thatthe visiting students were in<strong>for</strong>medof the potential dangers shouldthe journalists be discovered, theLSE insisted that the broadcast becancelled in order <strong>to</strong> protect itsstudents and interests.It is important <strong>for</strong> people in theWest <strong>to</strong> know the inner workings ofNorth Korea. The more we understandabout North Korea, the lessalarming their rhe<strong>to</strong>ric becomes.North Korea often puts out violentrhe<strong>to</strong>ric and threatens other nationsas part of a national delusionthat they are a country of globalimportance. So long as the NorthKorean people <strong>only</strong> see one sideof the debate, they will continue<strong>to</strong> view their nation as a playerin world politics, as opposed <strong>to</strong>the highly condemned footnote inhis<strong>to</strong>ry that it truly is. Even NorthKorea is unlikely <strong>to</strong> start a warthey cannot win, but having thesetantrums allows them <strong>to</strong> maintainthe illusion that they brush shouldersand actively engage the superpowersof the world.Because of this complete lack ofunderstanding of the way that theDPRK works, it is of paramountimportance that we do what wecan <strong>to</strong> enlighten the general populationwith regards <strong>to</strong> the country.There<strong>for</strong>e, the LSE should acceptthat it has a greater role <strong>to</strong>play in the unmasking of NorthKorea. I understand the concern<strong>for</strong> student welfare, and the ideathat the university must protect itsstudents, but if they were in<strong>for</strong>medof the dangers, there is no reason<strong>to</strong> be so protective. It is necessary<strong>to</strong> deceive in order <strong>to</strong> allow themysterious world of North Korea <strong>to</strong>be unders<strong>to</strong>od.


NEWS1-12CAROLYNNE17-39COMMENTSPORT40-49 50-5647Do our opinions really matter?In this technological age of In<strong>for</strong>mation Overload, whatworth are the opinions of an individual?Anthony HulmeIn <strong>to</strong>day’s technological age weconstantly have in<strong>for</strong>mationat our finger tips. News channels,Websites and Apps allowus <strong>to</strong> keep up with current affairsand useless, yet interesting, statisticsand facts. However, rather thanbeing presented with simple in<strong>for</strong>mation,facts and statistics, allowingus <strong>to</strong> have our own opinion weare instead being bombarded by‘expert’ opinion and emotive s<strong>to</strong>riesaimed at presenting a packagedopinion ready <strong>to</strong> be digested.In this day and age where opinionsare given thoughtlessly and oftenignorantly, are we unable <strong>to</strong> be ambivalent,has the proverbial fencereceded from public consciousnessand ability?I am not condemning all opinion,however, after all everyone is entitled<strong>to</strong> one. I am merely pointingout that one man’s personal opiniondoes not make it the truth. Alsothere is a big difference betweenexperts, media ‘experts’ and publicopinion which seem <strong>to</strong> be weightedequally by News organisations. Aleading expert’s opinion in the fieldhe has spent years studying shouldhave more authority than the generalpublic being s<strong>to</strong>pped in thestreet. Moreover, there is also verylittle credibility in journalists’ andmedia ‘experts’’ opinions, but wetake their prattle as the truth. Whynot? They are being paid <strong>for</strong> theiropinion, but payment doesn’t necessarilymean truth. This prostitutionof opinion is riddled throughou<strong>to</strong>ur society and has made ourNews more subjective than factual.A recent example is the death of<strong>Bar</strong>oness Thatcher and its coverageby BBC news. Firstly, the newsof an old woman dying of naturalcauses is an important and sensitivesubject <strong>to</strong> her friends and family,but it should not have causedthe media circus that it did. Yes, shewas the Prime Minister, receivedfull military honours and a funeralin St. Paul’s Cathedral, but does the<strong>to</strong>pic really deserve almost a weekof opinion led news? Accompanyingthe media fest were politicians’‘sound-bites’, mostly reprimandingthe ‘left’ <strong>for</strong> usurping Thatcher’sdeath <strong>for</strong> their own politicalagenda. But in fact opinion itselfusurped the news of Thatcher’sdeath. The most important piece ofjournalism seemed <strong>to</strong> be whether ornot the BBC Radio One chart showwould play ‘Ding Dong! The Witchis Dead’, completely altering the<strong>to</strong>ne and meaning of the originals<strong>to</strong>ry. The actual news was overshadowedby the opinion and counter-opinionof pundits and politicians,trivialising the actual event.“Opinion has begun<strong>to</strong> dominate ourculture and view ofthe world”Obviously opinion has begun <strong>to</strong>dominate our culture and view ofthe world, and in doing so has leftan inability <strong>to</strong> just let things lieand keep our opinions <strong>to</strong> ourselves.The presence of social media has<strong>only</strong> exacerbated our inability <strong>to</strong>be ambivalent. If everyone’s opinioncan be read, retweeted and reportedthen opinion becomes morethan just personal. But the derivationof our opinions also causes issues:How can we trust an article ora video? Do we have any ‘real’ facts<strong>to</strong> back up our opinions?‘Without opinionwe may finallyfind the truth,hidden beneaththe nonsense thatwe call news. Buthow can we cutdown our intake ofopinion? Avoidingopinion in thisday and age isunmanageable’Robin Ince believes “The learnedhave sullied their mind with in<strong>for</strong>mation.The Aris<strong>to</strong>telians ofthe internet, the cocksure and thecommonsensical, know what isright <strong>for</strong> no other reason than theydo”. The irony is that in<strong>for</strong>mationoverload has impeded our ability<strong>to</strong> reach a well-reasoned opinion,or <strong>to</strong> not <strong>for</strong>m one at all. Moreover,our access <strong>to</strong> in<strong>for</strong>mation hasmade everyone feel knowledgeableenough <strong>to</strong> hold an opinion. Everyone,there<strong>for</strong>e, becomes an ‘expert’IS INFORMATIONOVERLOAD TOBLAME?Pho<strong>to</strong> by Jakub Krechowiczand this vainglory has tarnishednews, journalism and opinions as awhole. Neil Postman – be<strong>for</strong>e Apps,24 hour news and tabloid websites –stated that we should cut down ouropinions by one third; <strong>to</strong>day thatpercentage is a lot higher due <strong>to</strong> acultural compulsiveness <strong>for</strong> gossipand the ease of access <strong>to</strong> it.Without opinion we may finallyfind the truth, hidden beneath thenonsense that we call news. Buthow can we cut down our intake ofopinion? Avoiding opinion in thisday and age is unmanageable, evenan embargo on the internet leavesus with the know-it-all at the wateringhole.The impossibility of reducingour opinion intake leaves us withone solution, questioning the opinionswe hear. Increasing our scepticismmay allow us <strong>to</strong> perch ourselvesupon the fence missing frommodern thought. We also need <strong>to</strong>recognise when we are also <strong>to</strong>oopinionated, encroaching upon theambivalence of others. In the spiri<strong>to</strong>f this, yes, this is my own ‘expert’opinion and it’s your choicewhether <strong>to</strong> acknowledge its meritsor question its and every opinions’obsolescence.


48COMMENTWeek 2 - Summer Termscan.lusu.co.uk/commentHead <strong>to</strong> HeadIs 24 hour <strong>open</strong>ing ideal <strong>for</strong> the Library?Alex LittleboyThis term, the library willbe trialling a 24-hour<strong>open</strong>ing period, Sundays<strong>to</strong> Fridays, allowingstudents <strong>to</strong> study at whatevertime suits them during the approach<strong>to</strong> the exam period. Thisdevelopment will be of great benefit<strong>to</strong> the student population, inparticular final year students undergreat time pressure.These planned <strong>open</strong>ing timeswill not necessarily encouragepoor revision strategy. Studentsrevising <strong>for</strong> exams during thenight be<strong>for</strong>e an exam would doso whether the library was there<strong>to</strong> assist them or not. All that this24/5 <strong>open</strong>ing time will give <strong>for</strong>these students is the opportunity<strong>to</strong> find and use resources in thistime, making this last minuterevision more effective, but notmaking it an advisable strategy.On the other hand, shouldstudents be requiring resourceson a short timescale, with largeamounts of work due in a shortamount of time in this examperiod, the 24-hour<strong>open</strong>ing time would enable timemanagement <strong>to</strong> be done much moreeffectively, as it essentially givesanother 12 hours that can be usedas the working student sees fit.Sleep is a very important<strong>for</strong> students, especially duringexam time, when students findlife <strong>to</strong> be at its most stressful.However, I don’t feel that the library<strong>open</strong>ing times will cause students<strong>to</strong> abandon sleep in favourof study. Just because the serviceis available 24 hours, does notmean that all students will use it<strong>for</strong> this time. I imagine that themajority of students will continue<strong>to</strong> visit the library in its standard<strong>open</strong>ing times, but some mayuse the opportunity of elongated<strong>open</strong>ing hours in order <strong>to</strong> createa study timetable that will suitthem.Furthermore, not all studentshave the same sleep schedule.Much as it is a cliché, some studentsreally do operate on a differentschedule, and per<strong>for</strong>m bestat work in the evenings. In thesecircumstances, the library isYESmerely recognising that there aredifferences in individual learningstyles and timetables, and givingstudents the option <strong>to</strong> learn andstudy in the way that best suitsthem.‘Not all studentshave the samesleep schedule.Much as it isa cliché, somestudents reallydo operate on adifferent schedule’There is no right or wronganswer <strong>to</strong> individuals study timetables.Some people will studybetter during the day, howeverothers may find that it is helpful<strong>to</strong> use the times when the librarywould usually be closed.This trial scheme issimply giving these students theopportunity <strong>to</strong> study in the waythat suits them, rather than<strong>for</strong>cing them in<strong>to</strong> a study routinethat they aren’t com<strong>for</strong>table with.University study is about choice,and the choice of study time reflectsthe individual who is doingthe study.If a student leaves study <strong>to</strong>the last minute, revising throughthe night instead of sleeping,extended library <strong>open</strong>ing timeswill not save them from theexams <strong>to</strong> come.However, when used as a <strong>to</strong>olin a varied study <strong>to</strong>olbox, thisextended <strong>open</strong>ing time couldbe valuable <strong>to</strong> many students.I find it admirable that thelibrary is willing <strong>to</strong> trial theseextended hours, and allow studentsthemselves <strong>to</strong> decide how best <strong>to</strong>use their study time.There are a variety ofdifferent students, withdifferent study types, and thelibrary recognises this and issupporting those who previouslywent without support.Students can be trusted <strong>to</strong> knowtheir own strengths and weaknesseswhen studying, and theseelongated <strong>open</strong>ing hours willsimply be a different option <strong>for</strong>students <strong>to</strong> choose from.Julia MolloyNOThe thought of revisionand examination periodsmakes any student’s s<strong>to</strong>machturn. It’s the time <strong>to</strong> getdown <strong>to</strong> the nitty gritty of whatgetting a degree is all about – diggingout all your lecture notes,condensing and learning them,then tackling an exam paper. Thelibrary’s plan <strong>to</strong> trial a 24-hour<strong>open</strong>ing period, Sunday <strong>to</strong> Friday,during exams this summerwill enable <strong>to</strong> students <strong>to</strong> study atwhatever time they choose, andhave access <strong>to</strong> all materials at alltimes. This should be exactly whatstudents need, right?Wrong. The library’s planned24/5 <strong>open</strong>ing times will not <strong>only</strong>encourage students <strong>to</strong> revise atridiculous hours in the morningbut it will also have a detrimentaleffect on their exam results. Revisingduring the night disturbsyour sleeping pattern (althoughadmittedly students’ sleeping patternsare probably not very regularanyway), which affects youracademic per<strong>for</strong>mance.A study done in 2012 by theUniversity of Cali<strong>for</strong>nia foundthat, after tracking a group a students’revision and sleeping hours,those who crammed in their revisionovernight were more likely <strong>to</strong>encounter academic problems thenext day. The professor of psychiatryand behavioural sciencesat the university, Andrew Fuligni,said that “when [students]crammed, they got significantlyless sleep and when that happens,it’s more difficult <strong>to</strong> learn whatyou’re studying.”These <strong>open</strong>ing hours will encouragestudents <strong>to</strong> study insteadof sleep, which in turn will reducetheir ability <strong>to</strong> learn. It is recommendedthat we need around eightsleep per night, with teenagersneeding slightly more. How canwe come anywhere near achievingthat target when it is apparentlydeemed acceptable <strong>to</strong> studyall night instead?As if things couldn’t be anyworse, studying overnight increasesstress levels, which againprevents a good night’s sleep. Althoughthe library is responding <strong>to</strong>students’ desires, we seem <strong>to</strong> have<strong>for</strong>gotten the negative effects thatsuch a decision can have. Studying<strong>for</strong> exams is stressful enoughanyway without fac<strong>to</strong>ring in thepossibility of overnight study. Increasedstress and a lack of sleepaffect your mood and even yourmemory capacity. 24-hour <strong>open</strong>ingtimes, meaning even moreopportunity <strong>to</strong> study overnight,cannot be in any way conducive<strong>to</strong> succeeding in examinations.After a busy day of lectures andrevision, the last thing I feel likedoing once it gets <strong>to</strong> about ninein the evening is going <strong>to</strong> the library<strong>to</strong> do more work. Night timeshould be the relaxed, stress-freepoint in the day. We can take abreak from our busy daytimelives and do something that weenjoy, whether that’s watchingTV, catching up with friends, orhaving a quiet drink in a bar. Thesecret <strong>to</strong> being well prepared <strong>for</strong>exams and <strong>to</strong> minimising stresslevels is planning breaks as wellas revision hours. A break shouldalways come immediately be<strong>for</strong>eyou go <strong>to</strong> bed <strong>to</strong> allow you <strong>to</strong> winddown. Revision should be donepredominately during the day orearly evening and not at threeo’clock in the morning.Having 24-hour <strong>open</strong>ing is almostlike giving students a planB. If they don’t find the time <strong>to</strong>revise during the day, then that’salright because there’s always thechance <strong>to</strong> revise all night the daybe<strong>for</strong>e the exam because the libraryis <strong>open</strong>. Nothing could beworse exam practice. Instead ofresorting <strong>to</strong> this plan B, we shouldbe encouraging students <strong>to</strong> comeup with a realistic revision timetable,including breaks, so thatthere shouldn’t even be a demand<strong>for</strong> longer library <strong>open</strong>ing hours.If we bow down <strong>to</strong> what many seeas the inevitable ‘moving with thetimes’ and <strong>open</strong> our library <strong>for</strong> 24hours five days a week, we’ll soonsee a detrimental effect on bothexam results and students’ wellbeingalike. Lancaster might be inthe minority concerning 24-hourlibraries, but surely it is better <strong>to</strong>encourage healthy exam practicerather than turning our studentsin<strong>to</strong> nocturnal workaholics.


NEWS1-12CAROLYNNE17-39COMMENTSPORT40-49 50-5649LETTERSPlease send any letters <strong>to</strong> scan.assistantedi<strong>to</strong>r@lusu.co.uk, along with your name and college. If you would likeyour letter <strong>to</strong> be printed anonymously, let us know. SCANreserves the right <strong>to</strong> edit letters <strong>for</strong> publication.STUDENT COMMENT AND NEWSESTABLISHED 1967SCANSLAIDBURN HOUSELANCASTER UNIVERSITYBAILRIGGLANCASTERLANCSLA14YA@SCANLUDear SCAN,I am very pleased <strong>to</strong>see that Furness <strong>Bar</strong> now<strong>open</strong>s earlier, at 11am. Ihave great memories of beingin that bar during thedaytime, particularly asSummer Term and examsdraw <strong>to</strong> a close. Bowlandand Fylde get far <strong>to</strong>o busy<strong>for</strong> a quiet drink because ofpeople eating, so I am gladwe now have the option ofTrev.Mark KinsellaDear SCAN,I’m pleasantly surprisedwith the Grad Ball lineup.The winner of X Fac<strong>to</strong>rcouldn’t have been cheap! Iam looking <strong>for</strong>ward <strong>to</strong> visitingthe <strong>to</strong>wer; the pho<strong>to</strong>spublished in SCAN of theTower Ballroom make itlook amazing. My expectationsare high. Also, theticket prices are af<strong>for</strong>dable- well done LUSU.Chris PowellDear SCAN,Something really needs <strong>to</strong>be done about the cashpointsituation in thesquare. Now that Natwesthas closed, there are <strong>only</strong>three in use... but the Santandermachine has beenout of order on several occasionssince it has beeninstalled. When this wasthe case, the queue <strong>for</strong> the<strong>Bar</strong>clays cash machineswould have been hilarioushad I not been desperate <strong>to</strong>withdraw some money <strong>to</strong>get drunk. Something reallyneeds <strong>to</strong> be done aboutthis.Tahar El KhalejDear SCAN,There’s been a lot of negativityaround the Subway<strong>open</strong>ing times recently, so Ijust want <strong>to</strong> say that I can’twait <strong>for</strong> it. It is such a goodhangover cure; there isnothing better than a BMTon Hearty Italian with lettuce,cucumber, <strong>to</strong>ma<strong>to</strong>,jalapeños, sweetcorn andsouthwest sauce. Toastedwith cheese, of course.This has made me so hungryI have nearly eatenthis letter so you should behonoured that you have receivedit in one piece.Omar PousoDear SCAN,I am looking <strong>for</strong>ward <strong>to</strong>Roses, however I won’t beable <strong>to</strong> make it <strong>to</strong> York <strong>to</strong>support our teams. I hopeout student media are able<strong>to</strong> provide great coverage<strong>for</strong> those of us who arestuck on campus revising!Jerome ThomasDear Rachel,Please s<strong>to</strong>p playing crapmusic in the SCAN office.I am fed up with it beinglike the most tragic nightclubin the world.Cheers,JackDear SCAN,I just wanted <strong>to</strong> writein and say that I’m reallyunhappy, having read theonline article from NUSConference, <strong>to</strong> hear tha<strong>to</strong>ur equality officer spokeagainst a gender balancingmotion that would havemeant better female representation.Women needhelp <strong>to</strong> do well in life asthey are inherently weaker,stupider, and busier inthe kitchen.Thank you,A concerned studentDear Jack,The music I play in myoffice is my choice and mychoice alone. Apart fromon birthdays where visi<strong>to</strong>rsare permitted <strong>to</strong> chooseone song <strong>to</strong> be played inthe office. I have impeciblemusic taste and I would appreciateit if you learned <strong>to</strong>love it.Yours RachelDear SCAN,I have loat my USB stick,please could you send outa message <strong>for</strong> me asking ifpeople have seen it?I will follow this emailwith an image of said USB.Emily Sharpiefacebook.com/SCANonlineCORRECTIONSSCAN endeavours <strong>to</strong> be accurate atall times. However, sometimes mistakesdo slip through the net. If younotice one, please contact the Edi<strong>to</strong>ror Assistant Edi<strong>to</strong>rs and we will aim<strong>to</strong> rectify the issue as soon as possible.Edi<strong>to</strong>rRachel Harveyscan@lancaster.ac.uk@LUSUMedia&Comms01524 592613ONLINEhttp://scan.lusu.co.uk/Assistant Edi<strong>to</strong>rJack Smithscan.assistantedi<strong>to</strong>r@lusu.co.ukCarolynne Edi<strong>to</strong>rsStephanie Bell &Joe Henthornscan.carolynne@lusu.co.uk


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NEWS1-12CAROLYNNE17-39COMMENT40-49SPORT50-5653Women’s Football look <strong>to</strong>prove a point against YorkKatie McTagueAfter securing safety in their BUCSleague last year, Lancaster UniversityWomen’s Football team decided<strong>to</strong> <strong>to</strong>ughen training regulationsand promote the importance ofteam spirit <strong>to</strong> push <strong>for</strong> better resultsand an overall better experience<strong>for</strong> everyone involved. An inclusiveclub, trials in Week 1 merelyaimed <strong>to</strong> unite new and old playersand assess the ability of enthusiasticFresher’s. What became evidentfrom the start, however, was thatthe standard of football had vastlyimproved, as had the feel of theclub as a whole.Nervously travelling <strong>to</strong> <strong>to</strong>ughopponents Liverpool Hope in thefirst game of the season, the girlscame away with an incredible 2-1vic<strong>to</strong>ry over a strong and physicalLiverpool side, carrying thismomentum <strong>to</strong> beat Manchester 2-0at home, and thrash local rivalsCumbria 8-0 away. With successivestrong vic<strong>to</strong>ries came belief andconfidence, and with belief andconfidence came yet more wins.MMU Cheshire suffered twice atthe hands of the girls, as, yet again,did Liverpool and Manchester. Defeat<strong>to</strong> UCLAN seemed <strong>to</strong> <strong>only</strong> spura team insistent that nothing butthe league title would suffice.The 13th March, the last gameof the season, saw the team needingall three points at home <strong>to</strong>Cumbria <strong>to</strong> secure the league titlefrom chasers Liverpool. Specta<strong>to</strong>rsgalore, champagne ready and waiting,a nervous start due <strong>to</strong> whatwas at stake saw questions beingasked.Then, once the first goal hit theback of the net, the pressure subsidedand the girls revelled in thrashingtheir opposition 9-0 <strong>to</strong> securethe championship. The celebrationsafterwards rivalled that of a ChampionsLeague final win, yet not acare was given. The league hadbeen won, they had worked amazinglyhard, and they fully deserved<strong>to</strong> enjoy their success.Now, with Roses just around thecorner, intensive training has replacedthe relaxation proceedingtitle winning. 3 teams will competeat York: two indoor 5 a side teamson the Saturday, and an 11 a sidesquad on the Sunday. The winningmentality has not disappeared. Aswith the league, second is not goodenough and every player believesthat they are more than capable ofbeating their fiercest rivals.However, York Women’s footballhave themselves been crownedchampions of their prospectiveleague, creating a Roses battle ofepic proportions. Fully aiming <strong>to</strong><strong>to</strong>p off an already brilliant season,Roses is LUWFC’s chance <strong>to</strong> havethe perfect year, and strongly encourageas much support as possibleat Roses 2013.Lancaster Rugby players represent North-WestNathan O’ConnorMax BrownGareth Hough<strong>to</strong>nThree members of the LancasterUniversity Rugby League teamhave been selected <strong>to</strong> representthe North West Regional Studentside in this year’s Student RugbyLeague Festival. After anotherfantastic season that saw the sidego undefeated in the league, CaptainMax Brown, Chairman GarethHough<strong>to</strong>n and <strong>to</strong>p try-scorer NathanO’Connor made the final cutafter the Lynx saw a record numberof players attend the rigorous trialweekends.The annual festival, <strong>to</strong>be held at Derby, is the showcaseupon which the England Studentsquad is selected. Representativesfrom regional sides spanning thelength and breadth of the countrybattle it out in the hope of gaininginternational honours.Lynx captain Max Brown, athird year English student fromGrizedale, is set <strong>to</strong> lead from thefront having been selected asstarting prop <strong>for</strong>ward and ViceCaptain <strong>for</strong> the North West side.This isn’t Brown’s first representativehonours, having previouslyplayed <strong>for</strong> Super League Academyoutfit Hull Kings<strong>to</strong>n Rovers.The two time ‘player of the year’has been the corners<strong>to</strong>ne of Lynx’simpressive attack this year, demonstratinga dynamic skill set thathas proven <strong>to</strong> be invaluable <strong>for</strong> theLynx this season.Continuing the Lynx’s <strong>for</strong>wardsdomination is back-rower andChairman Gareth Hough<strong>to</strong>n. Gareth,a third year <strong>Pendle</strong> student, isanother player <strong>to</strong> have gained previoushonours in the <strong>for</strong>m of servicearea representation. Hough<strong>to</strong>nhas been an ever-present <strong>for</strong>ce inboth attack and defence this year.Boasting an impressive defensivegame and an eye <strong>for</strong> the try line,Hough<strong>to</strong>n surely stands in goodstead <strong>to</strong> represent his country.Lynx’s <strong>only</strong> back selected <strong>to</strong> representthe North West is their <strong>to</strong>ptryscorer and half-back NathanO’Connor, a third year PPR studen<strong>to</strong>f <strong>Pendle</strong> College. With this beingO’Connor’s third season of RugbyLeague, it would be fair <strong>to</strong> say hehas hit the ground running and willleave a sizeable hole in this <strong>for</strong>midableLynx side. Having alreadyPlayer Profilesbeen invited <strong>to</strong> the Ireland trainingcamp, O’Connor is optimistic goingin<strong>to</strong> the Regional Festival and possiblythe Student World Cup.The club has a prestigious his<strong>to</strong>ryof taking players with real talentand developing them <strong>to</strong> an internationalstandard, although sucha representation has never seen onthis scale be<strong>for</strong>e. With the very realpossibility of three internationalplayers in the club, now is an excitingtime <strong>for</strong> Lancaster Lynx andRugby League as a whole.Max Brown Nathan O’Connor Gareth Hough<strong>to</strong>n


54 SPORTWeek 2 - Summer Termscan.lusu.co.uk/sportsLIZ ASHWORTHLUSU VP (Activities)“I want <strong>to</strong> see a sea ofred supporters andplayers at Roses”My Roses countdownstarted weeks ago andI’m shocked that theweekend is almosthere! When I was asked about thepossibility of running again <strong>for</strong>VP (Activities), the common viewis ‘I can understand why you’dwant <strong>to</strong>, <strong>to</strong> have a home Roses’. Yes- we do it fabulously, we’re moreorganised and the chances of anoverall win is greatly increased,however, I’m thrilled <strong>to</strong> have anaway Roses fall under my yearin office. Having competed inRoses 2011 in York, I want <strong>to</strong> createthe same atmosphere this yearas there was amongst competi<strong>to</strong>rsthen. Staying away from Lancastergives people the chance <strong>to</strong> <strong>for</strong>getabout revision and there are biggeraudiences supporting each of thematches as teams stroll, on mass,can in hand, from one match <strong>to</strong>another. The sense of team spiritis greater as Lancastrians don’trush away with friends and family,they stay <strong>for</strong> the day, nigh<strong>to</strong>r even weekend <strong>to</strong> support theirUniversity.York have famously commentedon the number of supportersLancaster brings over with them,and I hope that will be the samethis year. Buses <strong>for</strong> specta<strong>to</strong>rs willbe £10 <strong>return</strong>, and tickets <strong>for</strong> theMen’s Rugby Union match in theHunting<strong>to</strong>n stadium are £4.50<strong>for</strong> the Friday, both sold from theActivities office. Buses are still<strong>to</strong> be booked but will travel <strong>to</strong>and from York regularly. Withyour ticket, you’ll get an ‘I AMLANCASTER’ red <strong>to</strong>p and there willbe other red items floating aboutsuch a big foam hands. Please makesure you put these on or wear readwhen you’re over there!I want <strong>to</strong> see a sea of red, supportersand players, so teams canlook out and see how many peopleare there <strong>to</strong> cheer them on and theYork players can pee a little in theirpants.I’m writing this article havingjust competed in the LancashireCup myself. Having not been heldsince 2008, I hope that next yearit will be continued again withmore teams, making it bigger andbetter. I hoped that it would getteams geared up and ready <strong>for</strong> Rosesand <strong>for</strong> me it did just that! I’veseen what I need <strong>to</strong> improve on, Iknow what I can focus on <strong>for</strong> thereal thing and I’m in the mind set.For those of you who haven’t recentlycompeted, play ‘Eye of theTigar’ on repeat over the next week,watch as much sport as possible,research drills and techniques, tellyour friends <strong>to</strong> buy tickets <strong>for</strong> Yorkand get in lots of sleep.“I’m thrilled <strong>to</strong> havean away Roses fallunder my yearin office. Havingcompeted in Roses2011 in York, Iwant <strong>to</strong> create thesame atmospherethis year as therewas amongstcompeti<strong>to</strong>rs then”This year has been incredible <strong>for</strong>me and I’m so lucky that I can sayI’ve made genuine friends throughworking with exec members andtheir teams. Winning Roses wouldbe the icing on the cake but itreally isn’t whats important <strong>for</strong> methat weekend.We’ve had more teamstraining over the Easterholidays, asking <strong>for</strong> extrasessions throughout the year, holdingand competing in <strong>to</strong>urnaments,organising fitness sessions and I’veseen the drive <strong>to</strong> push further upin their leagues. I’m really proudof what they’ve achieved this yearso all I’m expecting and asking isthat everyone competing on the bigweekend, tries their hardest andmakes themselves and their teamproud. Alongside all the media coverage,students, staff, friends andfamily a gong <strong>to</strong> be there, so showthem what you can do.Carter ShieldSummer Term PreviewLaurence PullanSports Edi<strong>to</strong>rAfter the disappointment of surrenderingthe George Wyatt Cup <strong>to</strong>Fylde in the penultimate stages oflast term’s bar sports league, <strong>Pendle</strong>have a point <strong>to</strong> prove in the CarterShield <strong>to</strong> end Fylde’s sporting dominance.<strong>Pendle</strong>, the current leadersof the Carter Shield league with89.0 points. They have a healthylead ahead of Bowland on 77.0points, but the remaining three activitiesstarting on the 12th Mayhave invaluable points available,and could, potentially change thecomplexion of the league entirely.12 points is not a safe lead andBowland, Cartmel and Fylde willstill be eyeing up their chances.In a year that has seen the oftenunder-represented Graduate collegeprovide stern opposition, the CarterShield has provided a fitting backdrop<strong>for</strong> competitiveness and collegiatepride. The league so far hasbeen a roaring success; and, moreimportantly perhaps, has shown <strong>to</strong>be a <strong>for</strong>mula that works.The winners of the last Lent termheat were <strong>Pendle</strong> in the volleyball,who beat a strong Furness team anda <strong>for</strong>midable County team. The successof County and Furness at theend of last term will not go unnoticed,as both Fylde and Grizedalewill start <strong>to</strong> feel the squeeze asCarter Shield TableAs it stands...123489 pts77 pts73 pts61 pts56789points become even more valuable.The first heat of the summerterm is rounders, and it is wellworth noting that all of the eventsthis term are outdoors, adding anew dimension <strong>to</strong> the league. Thefollowing heats are tag rugby and asports day themed event, includingtug of war. The past few years haveseen <strong>Pendle</strong> struggle at outdoorevents, with the likes of Bowland,Cartmel and Fylde often rising <strong>to</strong>prominence.With inter-college events likeLegends, between Grizedale, County,<strong>Pendle</strong> and Fydle; and the alwaysfiercely contested Foundersseries between Bowland and Lonsdale,there is not <strong>only</strong> pride <strong>to</strong> play<strong>for</strong>, but many points <strong>to</strong> be proven,and statements of intent <strong>to</strong> be madein the Carter Shield this term. Thewinner of the Carter Shield thisyear many suspect, will not be thecurrent holders Fylde, though witha few vic<strong>to</strong>ries under any collegein the <strong>to</strong>p half of the league couldsee them become vic<strong>to</strong>rs if other resultsgo their way, so there really iseverything <strong>to</strong> play <strong>for</strong>. Whether acompeti<strong>to</strong>r or specta<strong>to</strong>r, the CarterShield is the ideal time <strong>to</strong> supportyour college and participate in oneof the most popular inter-collegesporting events. Don’t miss out thisterm.LUGRAD61 pts46 pts43 pts42 pts25 pts


NEWS1-12CAROLYNNE17-39COMMENT40-49SPORT50-5655Equestrian team qualify <strong>for</strong> regional finalsLaura McCreadyLaurence PullanWeek 7 of last term saw the finalqualifier round <strong>for</strong> the EquestrianChampionship league, with theLancaster girls making the journeydown <strong>to</strong> Sal<strong>for</strong>d <strong>to</strong> compete <strong>for</strong> aplace in the regional finals. Followinga turbulent season with lots ofups and downs; including a scarytrip <strong>to</strong> the hospital and a home vic<strong>to</strong>ry,the A team was ready <strong>to</strong> showoff their skills, prepared <strong>to</strong> beatthe <strong>to</strong>ugh competition on the lastround.First off on the day was BethanyCleaver, who had stepped in onshort notice <strong>for</strong> Gabby Moorat whowas out with an injury. Cleaver,normally on the B team, <strong>to</strong>ok <strong>to</strong> thechallenge very well, riding a tidyand precise dressage round on herallocated horse, Billy. At competitions,riders are each allocated ahorse provided by the host venueon a random basis, being judgedagainst riders from the other teamsriding the same horse.Next up was team captain HannahYaqub, who rode a brilliantround receiving the highest markson her difficult horse, followed byHanna S<strong>to</strong>stad on Polly <strong>only</strong> a fewpoints behind. Lancaster’s last riderwas Megan <strong>Bar</strong>row who put in agreat per<strong>for</strong>mance despite the horsebeing very tired after an arduousday. Yaqub was in the lead afterthe dressage round with all fourriders receiving decent scores, puttingLancaster in a good positionbe<strong>for</strong>e the jumping phase. Howeverthe home team, Sal<strong>for</strong>d, were alsodoing well, taking advantage ofknowing the horses be<strong>for</strong>ehand.Whilst getting ready <strong>for</strong> thejumping phase, Sal<strong>for</strong>d’s ridingschool realised that one of thehorses could not adequately jumpthe course, which led <strong>to</strong> a longcold wait in a windy viewing area.Luckily the team team spirits werehigh, in no small part due <strong>to</strong> theirhelper and chef d’equipe, ConnieO’Donnell, who was on hand <strong>to</strong>provide words of support and encouragement<strong>to</strong> the Lancaster girls.When the time came <strong>for</strong> jumping,the team were excited <strong>to</strong> getgoing despite the course beingconsiderably long. In the end, theriders all got on and did admirablerounds, especially captain HannahYaqub who again got the best scoreon her horse.‘Team captainHannah Yaqub rodea brilliant roundreceiving the highestmarks on her difficulthorse’No one had any major difficultiesand enjoyed jumping thecourse, with <strong>Bar</strong>row looking veryelegant on her tall bay thoroughbred;Cleaver guiding her ponyround neatly; and Yaqub producinga strong ef<strong>for</strong>t on an equally stronghorse. Three out of four riders gotclear rounds, an impressive feat,but the rounds are also judged onstyle, keeping the suspense untilthe last moment when the scoresare added up.After a long tense hour, the winnerswere announced with Lancasterin first place. Yaqub’s ef<strong>for</strong>tshad got her the best mark and shedeservedly won individually, with<strong>Bar</strong>row in fifth place. The overallleague scores were added up andthe Lancaster riders were delighted<strong>to</strong> have qualified <strong>for</strong> the regionalfinals in Yorkshire.The regionals are this month andthe team riders have been practising<strong>for</strong> the dressage test, gettingready <strong>to</strong> show off Lancaster in thebest possible way; and hopefullythe extra training and supportedwill help the Lancaster Equestrianteam continue <strong>to</strong> excel not just atBishop Bur<strong>to</strong>n College in April, but<strong>for</strong> the rest of the year.ADVERT


56SPORTWeek 2 - Summer Termscan.lusu.co.uk/sportsSPORTscan.lusu.co.uk/sportsSports Edi<strong>to</strong>rs: Laurence Pullan & Will Taylorscan.sports@lusu.co.ukIt’s coming up RosesHighlight of Lancaster’s sporting year <strong>return</strong>s this weekLaurence PullanSports Edi<strong>to</strong>rFor 49 years the Carter James Trophyhas been fiercely competed <strong>for</strong>by Lancaster and York, and withLancaster the current holders aftera superb vic<strong>to</strong>ry last year, the questionon everybody’s lips is this:can Lancaster hold their nerve andprove their mettle by winning anaway Roses?This year one of the biggest games,the 1st XV Rugby Union, will takeplace at the nearby Hunting<strong>to</strong>n Stadium;with York looking <strong>to</strong> makean immediate statement of intentwith a win against Lancaster. It iswell worth noting that York do notfield a rugby league team, whichis a shame considering the blistering<strong>for</strong>m of the Lancaster Lynx thisseason. However, despite the RugbyUnion game being an importantfixture, there are many more points<strong>to</strong> fight <strong>for</strong>, and Lancaster will look<strong>to</strong> ease <strong>to</strong> vic<strong>to</strong>ry in other equallyimportant fixtures, such as AmericanFootball, Women’s Football andRugby, and the bar sports.York are desperate <strong>to</strong> win backthe Carter James trophy, and seem<strong>to</strong> be in a confident mood consideringLancaster’s mis<strong>for</strong>tunes in thepast with the away fixture alwaysbeing more difficult than playingat home. However, Lancaster havea distinct optimistic feel, knowingthat if our teams play well and deliverper<strong>for</strong>mances they have so farthis season, there is every chancethat the Red Rose could do the doubleand retain the Carter JamesTrophy.Roses, Europe’s largest intervarsitysporting event, starts onFriday the 3rd May and the Unionare looking <strong>to</strong> provide as manyfacilities as possible <strong>to</strong> make sureLancaster supporters have a means<strong>to</strong> contribute. Coaches will be runningall weekend from George FoxAvenue and supporters can purchasea £10 <strong>return</strong> ticket from theActivities office now. There willalso be media coverage <strong>for</strong> thosethat can’t make the journey, fromSCAN, Bailrigg Fm and LA1:TVproviding the best sporting coveragepossible.There are plenty of fixtures <strong>for</strong>specta<strong>to</strong>rs <strong>to</strong> enjoy, from the moreobvious football, rugby and basketball,<strong>to</strong> the not-so-obvious, butequally important, Ballroom Dancing,Ultimate Frisbee and Fencing.Lancaster will be looking <strong>to</strong> no<strong>to</strong>nly win the more popular and publicisedsports, but hold their own onthe smaller, more specialised sports<strong>to</strong> win vital points that could spelldefeat of the White Rose. Last yearsaw the Lancaster Bombers and theLancaster Trampolining, the <strong>only</strong>teams <strong>to</strong> remain unbeaten in thehis<strong>to</strong>ry of Roses going in<strong>to</strong> 2012,in action. However both teams lost<strong>to</strong> their York counterparts last yearand will be eager <strong>to</strong> go back <strong>to</strong> winningways.Roses should not be an underestimated<strong>to</strong>urnament. 49 years ofprogression of the event now seesup <strong>to</strong> thirty-eight sports, with 85fixtures and over 2000 participantsin these sports played over just 3days, it really is a huge <strong>to</strong>urnamentwith a lot <strong>to</strong> play <strong>for</strong>. Whoever winsthe 49th series of Roses will havea lot <strong>to</strong> live up <strong>to</strong> <strong>for</strong> the 50th anniversaryheld in Lancaster nextyear.The questions remain: Can Lancasterdefeat York away from home?Can the Red Rose do the double, orwill Lancaster be beaten and haveit all <strong>to</strong> play <strong>for</strong> at next year’s homeRoses celebrating it’s 50th year?One thing is certain: the 49th Roses<strong>to</strong>urnament could possibly be theclosest yet. With Lancaster chompingat the bit <strong>for</strong> vic<strong>to</strong>ry, and Yorkreeling from last year’s defeat; canthe Red Rose do the unthinkableand sink York on their home turf?The events of 3rd – 5th of May willreveal everything. If we dare <strong>to</strong>dream, it might just happen…As it standsLancaster23York24

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