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CAROLYNNEWELCOME TO CAROLYNNEDissertation death. It’s happened, orwill happen, to all of us. Unless you’reon one of those weird courses wherethe torture-via-long-essay module isoptional, of course, in which case you can justget lost now. THIS NEWSPAPER IS NOT FORYOU (it is, really, but, I mean, we’re just allpretty jealous of you right now). And makingSCAN is very similar to making a dissertation,it turns out. The ingredients are the same -thorough research, passion, diligence, coffee, ameans of binding leaves of paper together intoa whole - but the outcome is read by StephenFry and by you. Which makes the whole ordealbearable.The fact that this week’s SCAN exists at allis something of a minor miracle, consideringhow much the dark spectre of those 10,000+words have hung over our editorial team. It hasinvolved writers and editors exacerbating theirtyping-related RSI and crying into their keyboardsmore than usual.‘Dissertation death. It’shappened, or will happen,to all of us’They have spent time thoughtfully researchingarticles even though the prospect of a nightresearching 14th Century Welsh poetry loomedahead of them. They have typed until their fingersbegan bleeding - and then they have typedsome more! And all for you, dear reader!And what has this blood sacrifice to the SCANgods produced? Well, it has produced a lot ofgood journalism, that’s what. In this issue wehave in-depth investigations into riot cultureand anarchy and the importance of historydone right and why Michael Gove is an idiotand Thatcher and coffee and art and death andmusic and all that important shit! Interviewswith famous musicians, and interviews withpeople who are destined to be (probably) famousmusical directors! Read it! It’s good! It’s bloodyincredible!IN THIS EDITIONCULTURE FEATURES FASHIONCABARET: THE INTERVIEWSTEFF BRAWN SPEAKS TO TWO OFTHE PEOPLE BEHIND THE SHOW P.19JOSHUA RADINHIS FIFTH STUDIO ALBUM IS DUEOUT IN MAY; SCAN SAT DOWN WITHHIM TO FIND OUT MORE P.20SIX OF THE BEST: FESTIVALSTHERE ARE SO MANY FESTIVALS TOCHOSE FROM THAT YOU ARE SPOLITFOR CHOICE. SCAN CULTURE HAVEPICKED OUR FAVOURITES TO HELPYOU DECIDE P.22CULTURE CLASH: GAME OF THRONESWHAT IS BETTER: THE TV SHOW ORTHE ORIGINAL BOOK SERIES? P.24ANIMAL CRUELTYA RECENT NEWS STORY ABOUT AYORK STUDENT FRYING A HAMSTERRAISES QUESTIONS ABOUT OURTREATMENT OF ANIMALS P.31GETTING OLDSTEPHANIE BELL FINDS BEING INHER TWENTIES ISN’T GREAT P.32THATCHER IN LANCASTERJOE HENTHORN TAKES A LOOK ATTHE SPEECHES THE IRON LADYMADE WHILE IN LANCASTER P.33DO IT YOURSELFHOW TO MAKE SURE YOU STAYFASHIONABLE ON A BUDGET P.34RALPH LAUREN FALL COLLECTIONSOPHIE BARRETT REPORTS FROMTHE FASHION HOUSE’S FALL 2013SHOW IN NEW YORK P.35LIFESTYLETHE TRUTH BEHIND YOUR COFFEETHERE ARE GOOD SIDES AND BADSIDES TO A CUP OF COFFEE. P.37THE SCAN PUZZLES SECTION IS BACK!QUIZ, CROSSWORD, SAMURAI SUDOKU, LONELY HEARTS! FUN!