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34.Ian reads from the table of elements with increasingdifficulty and, of <strong>co</strong>urse, Karen is nowhere to be seen.IANErbium...Cerium...Praseodymium..SHEILA(still watching the TV)You kids want some Hot Pockets?LIPAh...no thank you, we’re good...Ian reacts to his dick being mauled beneath the table by theindustrious Karen.At which point, Eddie Jackson, patriarch, arrives fromupstairs in his CTA uniform. Lip and Ian surprised. Theyhadn't <strong>co</strong>unted on a se<strong>co</strong>nd parent, two parents are rarearound heren.EDDIERight. I'm off to work.(nods to the boys)How's it goin' fellas? Where'sKaren?Ian has a little freaked-out <strong>co</strong>nvulsion.LIPHer room, I think. Google Earth -for a GPS reference for the houseIsaac Newton was born in.Eddie's pleased that Karen's showing an interest these days.He proceeds to kitchen, where we can see him and Sheila thru'the hatch. Sheila is merrily preparing his lunchpail.SHEILAGuess what I've made for you!EDDIE(irritated, so wilfullyinaccurate)Cornish game hen and Asian pear?No!SHEILAEDDIEWild salmon with honey glazed babycarrots?

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